Speaker 1: The Best Bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: It's Listener Q and Daytime.
Speaker 1: We're Morgan in a show member answer almost all your questions.
Speaker 2: Here we are Listener Q and A Eddie. You ready
Speaker 2: for this, I'm ready. We're gonna start with shout outs.
Speaker 2: Eddie is my favorite, so positive and happy. That's from Lauren.
Speaker 1: Oh, Lauren, that's so sweet. I think it's cool wh
Speaker 1: people say I'm their favorite, but I kind of got
Speaker 1: burned of like when we do meet and greets with Bobby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they'd always come to me and they whisper me, like
Speaker 1: you're my favorite. I'm like, if I'm your favorite, don't
Speaker 1: whisper it. Let this dude hear you too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you like say it out loud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your chest. So I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: I love the positive energy Eddie gives off. Kelsey from Florida,
Speaker 2: Thank you, Kelsey. Love the positive energy and happy vibes
Speaker 2: you both give the Suscretchen from Idaho. Yeah, love you
Speaker 2: both on best bits. The laughter is infectious.
Speaker 1: Yes, we do laugh a lot. We do.
Speaker 2: And then we got a nine year old from Houston.
Speaker 2: Aisen says you two are the best duo. Lef we
Speaker 2: go the shadows.
Speaker 1: See even nine year olds know what's up.
Speaker 2: I know, and we're going to do a little like
Speaker 2: rapid fire. Are kind of here because I have to
Speaker 2: go check out, get a little physical thing. Now. No,
Speaker 2: it's my bloodwork done, healthcare stuff going on.
Speaker 1: That's that's nerve wracking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 1: Well make sure you're fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hopefully I'm not. It'd be cool to have an answer,
Speaker 2: you know, you know what I mean. What is Eddie's
Speaker 2: golf handicap? Morgan, have you ever thought about taking up golf?
Speaker 2: Is both from Michael Michael.
Speaker 1: I answer first, I'm a fourteen to fifteen that's realistic.
Speaker 1: That's a real handicap. I will tell you though that
Speaker 1: I'm probably headed north in on that because after I
Speaker 1: broke my arm, kind of shooting back in like the
Speaker 1: high nineties and the hundreds, which is like pretty average
Speaker 1: for a golfer. But for the last I don't know,
Speaker 1: ten years of my life, maybe fifteen years, I've shot
Speaker 1: in the eighties.
Speaker 2: Okay, So is that good? I don't know. You might
Speaker 2: as well be speaking another language to me.
Speaker 1: So when you look at a golf score, the golf course,
Speaker 1: they're all different, but most golf courses are par seventy
Speaker 1: two's okay, that means that that's the amount of strokes
Speaker 1: that you should probably play that golf course. Like every swing, putts, drive,
Speaker 1: anytime you hit the ball, that's one stroke. Right, So
Speaker 1: they're saying, on average, people finish this golf course with
Speaker 1: seventy two strokes. That's an average par score. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So when your handicap you look at like, so anytime
Speaker 1: you go over the average, that's another stroke. So when
Speaker 1: I say I'm fifteen on average, this is just this
Speaker 1: is not exactly how they do it, but this is
Speaker 1: just kind of dumb dumbing it down. Yeah, I'm saying
Speaker 1: I'm usually fifteen strokes above average. Okay, but since I've
Speaker 1: broken my arm, I'm probably twenty twenty two strokes.
Speaker 2: What's like the best handicap?
Speaker 1: Oh, like a scratch zero. That's not the best, but
Speaker 1: that's like really good.
Speaker 2: Does mean you get like a hole in one?
Speaker 1: No, that means that you're just you your ear you
Speaker 1: play perfect? Okay, you play perfect.
Speaker 2: Doesn't any sense in my brain. It's okay, it's right,
Speaker 2: we attend it. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the pros are under They're always under par. They're
Speaker 1: that good.
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 1: Okay, we are not. Probably Michael and I we're probably over.
Speaker 1: I mean we're way over par. There you go, there
Speaker 1: you go, Michael, you know what? You know what, Like
Speaker 1: Michael and I understand each other.
Speaker 2: I'm really happy for you. Guys.
Speaker 1: We're good.
Speaker 2: I really love top golf. I love that stuff. But
Speaker 2: like I've been on a course maybe twice in my life,
Speaker 2: and I really enjoy drinking out of the golf car.
Speaker 1: And that's the best part.
Speaker 2: That's where we are. Kaylin wants to know she got
Speaker 2: her first wrangler and she loves it. But I want
Speaker 2: to get ducked. How does it work? Well, Caitlin, it
Speaker 2: just happens. Yeah, I believe it. No, it's not.
Speaker 1: It is. I'm like, what's that on my car?
Speaker 2: Oh, it doesn't make you happy? No, might always make
Speaker 2: me happy.
Speaker 1: And guys don't get a lot of ducks. Girls get
Speaker 1: all the ducks. I leave.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about
Speaker 2: with that deep and I just leave a duck.
Speaker 1: No, I think it's code for supplement the D with
Speaker 1: an F. Not Yes, it is. Take the D turn
Speaker 1: it into an a F and that's what it is.
Speaker 2: I have ducks so many people that have no idea
Speaker 2: who drives that car?
Speaker 1: Morgan, you shouldn't admit that.
Speaker 2: Okay. Anyways, killing it just happens. People just leave it.
Speaker 2: Although if you do start ducking other jeeps, I do
Speaker 2: feel like energy comes back to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, whatever homeless man gave me a duck the other.
Speaker 2: Day, or you should replace the D with the F.
Speaker 1: He didn't do that. He was like, you need a duck,
Speaker 1: you go it through me a duck. You need to
Speaker 1: replace the saw and you know what else? You know
Speaker 1: what else is cool? Now if I pull up to someone,
Speaker 1: like a red light, next to someone and their tops open,
Speaker 1: I'll throw a duck in theirs. I wanted to do that,
Speaker 1: but that's awesome. I did it, and it was like
Speaker 1: a family in there. They're like, yeah, to give another one.
Speaker 1: I threw like five ducks over Like how much joy
Speaker 1: that is? Well, that's feels. I didn't want the ducks.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Favorite thing to grill Christina and Ohio.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm gonna say smoke a brisket. Smoke brisket
Speaker 1: smoking and brisket's my favorite because it's the hardest thing
Speaker 1: to do. All briskets are. They're all different. They're temperamental,
Speaker 1: they are you know, it depends on how the fat
Speaker 1: is mixed in with the meat.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm not leting at you.
Speaker 1: No, I know. I know you're a vegetarian. You have
Speaker 1: no idea what I'm talking about. And I love that
Speaker 1: these people are asking these questions because you don't know
Speaker 1: how to answer them, because you don't know anything about
Speaker 1: meat and golf. So this is my time time, Dad's
Speaker 1: time smoking, and brisket is my favorite. And I would
Speaker 1: say out of every I'm pretty good now, but I'd
Speaker 1: say every third brisket is perfect for me. Ok we
Speaker 1: got to do it. At first, it was like every tenth.
Speaker 1: So it's just it's an art. It's an art to
Speaker 1: smoke brisket, and you get to perfect it. You really
Speaker 1: have to work on it. Okay, And I've invested my
Speaker 1: time riveting information and you don't care at all, but
Speaker 1: Christine does. Look and there we go.
Speaker 2: Are you still reading fifteen minutes a day?
Speaker 1: Jen reading?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did I say I was reading fifteen minutes a day?
Speaker 2: Apparently?
Speaker 1: Oh my Bible is in my Bible? Yeah, I was doing.
Speaker 1: I'm doing daily by well, I'm still doing it, but
Speaker 1: I'm not doing fifteen minutes a day because some days
Speaker 1: I'm just like I don't feel like reading, and so
Speaker 1: I will wait like three days and then I'll just
Speaker 1: catch up.
Speaker 2: We're really disciplined.
Speaker 1: Life is hard, Morgan, Life is hard, and.
Speaker 2: Some days on me if I wasn't giving you a
Speaker 2: hard time, Okay, I know.
Speaker 1: I know, but I'm still reading it. I'm trucking to
Speaker 1: a two year plan to read the whole Bible. Okay,
Speaker 1: two years, baby, I love.
Speaker 2: This for you.
Speaker 1: We're in it.
Speaker 2: Can you give me some Bible trivia so I don't
Speaker 2: mess up you and lunchbox so bad? We're going to
Speaker 2: take a quick break with her back. Does anybody from
Speaker 2: the show own a painting that your wife has done? Sharon?
Speaker 1: Uh? I know. I don't think anyone any show members do.
Speaker 1: There's some listeners that have bought a couple of her paintings,
Speaker 1: which is really cool, and they send back pictures of
Speaker 1: it on their wall, and my wife just loves it
Speaker 1: like it's she's loving the whole process.
Speaker 2: You know, I do need a piece of artwork? Does
Speaker 2: she just do them? And then she tells them or
Speaker 2: does she commission it.
Speaker 1: She does commission, so if you're interested, get with her
Speaker 1: and then tell her kind of what what what kind
Speaker 1: of colors like you want and then she'll throw you
Speaker 1: up some She'll send you some designs and then like,
Speaker 1: if you like them, we'll do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I gotta figure out what I want. It's
Speaker 2: for my podcast room. I have a little wall and
Speaker 2: I think would be really cool, but I need to
Speaker 2: finish that room. It's been a delay of to do it.
Speaker 1: Like she she has like probably twenty paintings that she's
Speaker 1: done that she's selling that are just already up on
Speaker 1: the website. And then she also does commission. So when
Speaker 1: people like hit her up and be like, hey, do
Speaker 1: you like I want? I want these three colors, and
Speaker 1: she'll be like okay, cool, okay, how's this and then
Speaker 1: they like it and she sells it. Oh, it's really
Speaker 1: cool to do that. Website for el Garcia art dot
Speaker 1: com l Garcia just the letter l Okay.
Speaker 2: How are you dealing with your oldest kiddo going to prom?
Speaker 2: If he is going to prom, Laura.
Speaker 1: He is not going to prom yet. He went to homecoming.
Speaker 2: She put the helicopter mode next.
Speaker 1: To this question. Stop stop these fools give me the
Speaker 1: helicopter label. But I'm a good parent. I care about
Speaker 1: my kids. And you know what, when my son and
Speaker 1: I went to go see Kendrick Lamar, which is a
Speaker 1: cool father father son trip, like in a concert, just
Speaker 1: me and him, we bonded and he told me, he's like,
Speaker 1: you're you're a cool dad. Like I think you're a
Speaker 1: great dad.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously, because I am not helicopterish. I care about
Speaker 1: my kids and I want to make sure that they're okay.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: I don't I have no opinion on this because I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, she put a helicopter emoji on it. I'm true, funny,
Speaker 1: you know. I hate it because, like really, I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to be a good parent, and if caring is helicopterish,
Speaker 1: then I'm a freaking helicopter parent.
Speaker 2: I think you are a great father, Eddie, and from
Speaker 2: what I've seen, you're not a helicopter. But I also
Speaker 2: have not in your house I've talked to. I just
Speaker 2: know the few experiences the kids have been around.
Speaker 1: I mean at the concert of my son want to
Speaker 1: go to the restroom. I go them just in case.
Speaker 2: Dude, okay, how old is he seventeen?
Speaker 1: But I'll go with you, like just in case. You know, bro, Bro,
Speaker 1: you never know, you're right, you never know there's a
Speaker 1: fight or there's a fight in the bathroom and he
Speaker 1: gets caught up in it. Like I'll be there, Okay,
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I was like, really with you, and.
Speaker 1: Now you'll you're judging me, Bro, you're judging I am.
Speaker 2: I still think you're a good dad, but like, there
Speaker 2: does happen.
Speaker 1: Knew you would react like that. That's why I said it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, did you take music lessons in school or
Speaker 2: post school or are you self taught?
Speaker 1: In Florida, Barbara, I'm self taught. I don't know anything
Speaker 1: about music. My music knowledge came from me being alone
Speaker 1: in my bedroom just messing with a guitar and being like, WHOA,
Speaker 1: that kind of sounds like Metallica, And then I figure
Speaker 1: it out, and then I would be like that is Metallica,
Speaker 1: and then I would learn a song, and then I'd
Speaker 1: learn another song, and I learn another song. My brother
Speaker 1: is really good, like he was in marching band and
Speaker 1: knows how to read music, so any times I had questions,
Speaker 1: I'd go to him. That's kind of how I learned.
Speaker 1: Still don't know how to read music. And in Nashville
Speaker 1: it's tough because like every time we do the Million
Speaker 1: Dollar Show, our band director Ryan, She's always like, I
Speaker 1: send you the music chart like for these songs, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, Ryan, I don't I don't read. I
Speaker 1: can't read that.
Speaker 2: You're just learning by like teaching yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Ryan has to sit with me separately and
Speaker 1: being like, all right, here's how this song goes, is
Speaker 1: how the songs goes. Yeah, have you thought about teaching
Speaker 1: her that it's too late?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well it's never too late, No.
Speaker 1: I know, but I'm like, I'm not gonna We've talked
Speaker 1: about this. I'm not going to take something else on.
Speaker 2: I know we don't have the time.
Speaker 1: I got it, and plus I can fake it till
Speaker 1: I make it now, so like let's just keep doing that.
Speaker 2: Okay. If you had to spend this will be our
Speaker 2: last question. If you had to spend a month and
Speaker 2: another country, where would you go in another country?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jessica, that's a good question. A month is a
Speaker 1: long time, so it'd have to be a beat cheak country,
Speaker 1: like like Tahiti or something that own country. I think
Speaker 1: it's like an island to Heati's an island.
Speaker 2: I don't look got me for geography because.
Speaker 1: I would say like Hawaii, but that's not a country,
Speaker 1: that's a state. So hold on, give me two seconds.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll I'll do my answer. I think I would
Speaker 2: do Italy. I really wanted to go to Italy for
Speaker 2: a really long time, and I just feel like I
Speaker 2: would do so well. Drinking wine and eating cheese all
Speaker 2: the time. Oh yeah, you get fat too, No, because
Speaker 2: they walk everywhere.
Speaker 1: Oh is that why you don't have cars?
Speaker 2: Well, they have cars, but like you walk or you
Speaker 2: like Vespa.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Cheese and wine sounds like fat.
Speaker 2: After okay, and they have baked goods everywhere. Maybe it's
Speaker 2: not like maybe I need to go back to like France,
Speaker 2: I don't know, just somewhere in Europe probably No.
Speaker 1: Italy sounds awesome, though they do have a you know what,
Speaker 1: and they say that it's all like there's no preservatives.
Speaker 2: Exactly, it's healthy. It's like food to table. You make
Speaker 2: pasta all the time.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm okay. So my my answer.
Speaker 2: Is Tahiti, and then it's its own country.
Speaker 1: French Polynesia. Is that right, French Polynesian or I don't know,
Speaker 1: it says Nisia.
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I googled Tahiti and it says French Polynesia.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 1: Look at this, Look at that. Look at that island.
Speaker 1: I'm zoomed in. It's just an island, probably the size
Speaker 1: of I don't know.
Speaker 2: You'll get there, like obviously, Plain, it's off there.
Speaker 1: It's off the coast of California. Look at that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're all out there.
Speaker 1: Wait so is that Look it's in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1: That's what I want, Morgan, Just.
Speaker 2: In the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1: I want to be in Tahiti on that island. I
Speaker 1: want to fish, and I want to hang out with
Speaker 1: the locals at bars. I want to hike those mountains.
Speaker 1: Look at those mountains, hike those mountains, and then go
Speaker 1: drink beer after I'm done hiking. And for you, go
Speaker 1: surf a little bit, because there's got to be great
Speaker 1: ways in Tahati, and then go snorkel, go look at fish,
Speaker 1: and then go fish again. I'm sure there are golf
Speaker 1: courses on here. Look, there's a golf cours right there,
Speaker 1: play golf.
Speaker 2: You have all kinds of options. So you'll be in
Speaker 2: Tahaiti in all the local things, and I'll be eating
Speaker 2: pasa and cheese in Italy.
Speaker 1: On the other side of the world.
Speaker 2: Would that mean if we got to have a month
Speaker 2: excursion and then we like reported.
Speaker 1: Back and Bobby paid for it all.
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't go that far because that's not how
Speaker 2: we're gonna get it done. But I'm just saying we
Speaker 2: get like a month off our work to go.
Speaker 1: Try this. Well, if Bobby gave you a whole month
Speaker 1: off of work, though, like, what would you do?
Speaker 2: Heck yeah, go travel. I would go backpack.
Speaker 1: You dip into your personal your me money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it's for, saving money to travel.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that's a big portion of it. You would
Speaker 1: blow it like next week.
Speaker 2: Well I would have blow it all, but I'd take
Speaker 2: a portion of it out, all right, Okay. If I
Speaker 2: get a month off, if I was like, hey, you
Speaker 2: have your job, just come back in a month, heck yeah,
Speaker 2: I would go travel. I would do it, and I'm heartbeat.
Speaker 1: We'll find you in Italy.
Speaker 2: Literally and then I'll probably never come back. That's okay.
Speaker 1: She don't have to come back. I don't think i'd
Speaker 1: come back either.
Speaker 2: We're just stuck. We started doing the show from Tahiti
Speaker 2: and we try and find a time going doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Sorry, more got fishing. I can't do it tomorrow.
Speaker 2: We tried, all right, Eddie, thanks for being Thank you
Speaker 2: Morgan answering questions.
Speaker 1: That was fun.
Speaker 2: It was fun, guys. Go check out part one. Eddie
Speaker 2: and I always have funny, great conversations. Part one so
Speaker 2: it's fun. All right, Bye everybody. That's the best bits
Speaker 2: of the week with Morgan.
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