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Speaker 2: check that out on YouTube. This episode number sixty eight,
Speaker 2: coming out tomorrow will be our Week two Gambling Show.
Speaker 2: Week one we lost a bit of money, but you
Speaker 2: know what, I'm very proud of the process. We'll talk
Speaker 2: more about that on the Gambling Show. But where we
Speaker 2: must start the show and let me sit up straight
Speaker 2: because I'm not really you know, I'm kind of dressed
Speaker 2: casual today, so I got to keep my posture right.
Speaker 2: That's again, that's a YouTube exclusive. You want to see
Speaker 2: what I wear every time. You want to see Demanse
Speaker 2: who is trying to patent these shorts with Like Demante
Speaker 2: likes going two seasons within one wardrobe. He likes going
Speaker 2: shorts below the waist and like damn near a parka
Speaker 2: above the waist. It's a unique look. But you know
Speaker 2: what it might catch on, I'm not sure. All right,
Speaker 2: Before we get to what we're starting with, which I
Speaker 2: assume will be Thursday night football, let's get to what
Speaker 2: we are not discussing on today's show. What did not
Speaker 2: make the show? Serena Williams joking about unretiring small take there,
Speaker 2: Remember how Tom Brady threw his last touchdown pass and
Speaker 2: the guy paid all that money and then he came back.
Speaker 2: They're like, Okay, you can have that money back. It
Speaker 2: sounds actual last touchdown pass. What they're gonna do for me?
Speaker 2: Who paid thousands of dollars to go to her final match,
Speaker 2: bought a bunch of honeyduces. Demonse was like, are we
Speaker 2: keeping these cupture? Damn straight, we're keeping those cups that
Speaker 2: from Serena's final match. The segregate it and that it
Speaker 2: might not be her actual final match. Melvin Gordon saying
Speaker 2: he'll see Seattle in the Super Bowl. I guess he
Speaker 2: thinks a lot of the Seahawks and a lot of
Speaker 2: the Broncos are gonna be buying tickets to go see
Speaker 2: that game in Arizona. And Kawhi Leonard releasing a hip
Speaker 2: hop album. None of that made the show. I'm unfamiliar
Speaker 2: with the Kuhi story. I'm not gonna lie to you,
Speaker 2: but it's not in the show, so don't have to
Speaker 2: worry about it. Demonse, what is in the show?
Speaker 3: Oh? So your beloved Chiefs play the Chargers.
Speaker 2: So yeah, by the way, you said my beloved Chiefs again.
Speaker 2: YouTube exclusive right now. Look at this literally wearing chief
Speaker 2: socks today. They don't really go with the outfit, but that,
Speaker 2: you know, gotta have a little Chiefs red on when
Speaker 2: it's a big divisional game on national television.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, yep, So the Chiefs are favored by four points. Yeah, no,
Speaker 4: Keenan Allen for the Chargers.
Speaker 2: Yes, but no Trent McDuffie the Chiefs. First round rookie
Speaker 2: corner for the Chiefs. And no kicker, no Harrison Bucker
Speaker 2: they got hurt because of that shoddy turf in Arizona.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, Yeah, but this ain't Arizona, man, this is
Speaker 4: the Chargers. So are you a little nervous?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think the Chargers are an excellent football team. I think
Speaker 2: the Chiefs are the best team in football. I don't
Speaker 2: think they're going to go twenty and zero. They're going
Speaker 2: to lose at some point. And if you ask me,
Speaker 2: there are three hardest games of the year, is the
Speaker 2: game against the Chargers in LA, the home game against
Speaker 2: the Bills, and the home game against the Chargers. So
Speaker 2: these are this is one of their three most difficult games.
Speaker 2: One could argue their second difficult game since they own
Speaker 2: the Bills. And the Patrick Mahomes. Here's some fun facts
Speaker 2: for you. Patrick Mahomes in his career against the AFC
Speaker 2: West is sixteen and one against the Raiders and the
Speaker 2: Broncos sixteen and one against those two divisional teams. He's
Speaker 2: five and two against the Chargers and one of those
Speaker 2: wins came in overtime last year. The Chargers have played
Speaker 2: him tough. They even played him tough pre Justin Herbert.
Speaker 2: Now they have Justin Herbert. So why do they play
Speaker 2: him tough? Because they can get They can rush with
Speaker 2: just four guys. They don't have to send an extra guy.
Speaker 2: And if you can get home with four, that is
Speaker 2: the only established recipe to slowing Mahomes down. They were
Speaker 2: able to do that in years past before they added
Speaker 2: Khalil Mack. Now they have Khalil Mack and Joey Bosa.
Speaker 2: So yes, And the Chiefs kicker is out second best
Speaker 2: kicker in football line Justin Tucker. So that does make nervous?
Speaker 2: Why am I go ahead?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be nervous.
Speaker 4: Why I think the Chiefs if I were in your
Speaker 4: position and I had as much riding on the Chiefs
Speaker 4: as you. I mean, obviously I wouldn't feel the same
Speaker 4: as I felt when they were playing the Cardinals.
Speaker 2: But I'd still have Do you think I should be
Speaker 2: a little more arrogant, a little more chest out?
Speaker 3: This is what Kevin wilds a chip on his shoulder.
Speaker 2: Man, I agree, and I think the Chiefs are gonna win.
Speaker 2: I also, however, think the Chargers are an excellent team,
Speaker 2: and it wouldn't I would have been shocked if they
Speaker 2: lost to the Cardinals, because this game's an arrowhead. I'd
Speaker 2: be surprised if they lose tonight, but I wouldn't be shocked.
Speaker 2: But here is the thing. The Chargers last year, as
Speaker 2: good as they were, missed the playoffs. Why well, because
Speaker 2: they lost in Week eighteen. Why they lose in Week eight?
Speaker 2: Team couldn't stop the run? Why were they in position
Speaker 2: to need to win a Week eighteen to make the playoffs?
Speaker 2: They couldn't stop the run. They runs even terrible all
Speaker 2: year long. They think they upgraded it a little bit.
Speaker 2: You don't go from worse in the league to very
Speaker 2: good it overnight, right right, The Chiefs are now built
Speaker 2: in a way that if they want to run in
Speaker 2: the ball, they can, And I don't know if that's
Speaker 2: going to be the game plan. But with this offensive
Speaker 2: line and when you're you have legitimate concerns about that
Speaker 2: pass rush. I can't believe I'm saying this with the
Speaker 2: Patrick Mahomes team, but running the football early and often
Speaker 2: to slow down that pass rush is not a terrible idea.
Speaker 2: Here's the other reason I hate playing the Chargers. Their
Speaker 2: coach Brandon Staley. Make a little call for my apologics.
Speaker 2: Their coach Brandon Staley is the most aggressive fourth down
Speaker 2: coach in the NFL. Now he gets criticized by a
Speaker 2: lot of the older media, Oh, take the points off
Speaker 2: on the ball away. It's unequivocally smart the way he coaches.
Speaker 2: And I know that from an analytics and math perspective
Speaker 2: going for the fourth downs. I also know it from
Speaker 2: an emotional perspective because playing against the Charger is exhausting
Speaker 2: because when you watch football with me, what am I yelling?
Speaker 2: When the Chiefs are a team I bet on is
Speaker 2: on defense and it's third down, get off the field,
Speaker 2: forces stop, get off the field. Against the Chargers, forcing
Speaker 2: a stop on third down does not necessarily get you
Speaker 2: off the field. You gotta do it again, and it
Speaker 2: opens up the playbook so much for them that third
Speaker 2: and five or more. Nobody runs the ball because you
Speaker 2: gotta get five plus yards. The Chargers can because if
Speaker 2: they only get four yards and it's fourth the one,
Speaker 2: they're going for it. So they're an exhausting team to play.
Speaker 2: Herbert has an argument that he's already one of the
Speaker 2: three best quarterbacks in football now. The no Keenan Allen
Speaker 2: hurts them. We'll see if J. C. Jackson plays. He's
Speaker 2: their big free agent acquisition from New England. I like
Speaker 2: the Chiefs tonight. We'll you'll you'll find out well, actually
Speaker 2: you know what. The Gambling Show comes out tomorrow. But
Speaker 2: spoiler alert on the Gambling Show, I didn't like the
Speaker 2: Chiefs enough to bet them at minus four. They were
Speaker 2: almost you can bet games a week ahead of time
Speaker 2: before the week one, like you can bet Week three
Speaker 2: games right now even though Week two hasn't happened. Called
Speaker 2: look aheadlines. The Chiefs for minus two and a half
Speaker 2: on the look aheadline, and I was like, oh boy,
Speaker 2: I bet they that's before the Cardinals game. I was like,
Speaker 2: I bet that line moves, I should bet it now,
Speaker 2: and I didn't when they were minus two and a half.
Speaker 2: So I'm not gonna bet it when they're minus four.
Speaker 2: But I should have done it then, all right, But
Speaker 2: if I know what we're doing next, just quickly. There's
Speaker 2: the clock right now says ten and a half minutes.
Speaker 2: We're gonna talk a little bit about the Brett Favre story,
Speaker 2: and we're gonna talk a little bit about the Robert
Speaker 2: Sarver story. The Brett Favre stuff. I'll let you intro it,
Speaker 2: but I'm giving a fair warning to the audience. Brett
Speaker 2: Favre stuff is going to touch on politics. The Robert
Speaker 2: Sarver story is gonna talk a lot about race and sexism.
Speaker 2: That if you are there somebody that does not want
Speaker 2: to hear, or see or deal with any of my
Speaker 2: opinions on that, I love you, Nick, but I think
Speaker 2: your opinions on the things that actually matter in the
Speaker 2: world suck. Come back in. We'll call it eight minutes.
Speaker 2: So on your podcast app give yourself eight minute. You
Speaker 2: can fast forward eight minutes, and on YouTube just scroll
Speaker 2: forward until the clock says about two minutes. Okay, now
Speaker 2: go ahead to.
Speaker 3: Morrows say you appreciate that disclaimer yep.
Speaker 4: A new text message in a Silvil lawsuit link Brett
Speaker 4: favre to a former Mississippi governor. The text suggests that
Speaker 4: the plan was to divert five million dollars to play
Speaker 4: for a new volleyball stadium.
Speaker 2: Five million dollars in welfare money to pay for a
Speaker 2: new volleyball stadium where Brett Farr's daughter played at Southern miss.
Speaker 4: Yep right, uh, sorry, no, I jumped in obviously, yeah,
Speaker 4: Farb's daughter was on the team.
Speaker 3: What do you think of the situation?
Speaker 2: Okay, so obviously this is just pathological. And Shannon sharpsid
Speaker 2: Miss Shanna Sharp said this part and it's correct. I
Speaker 2: just want to reiterate it. Mississippi is the poorest state
Speaker 2: in the country. The poor people of Jackson, Mississippi don't
Speaker 2: even have clean drinking water. And it also happens to
Speaker 2: be a city my wife lived in the city or
Speaker 2: this state my wife lived in and the state where
Speaker 2: Demanse was born. And it is just pathological to steal,
Speaker 2: which is what this is, from the poorest people in
Speaker 2: the country, which is what welfare recipients in Mississippi qualify
Speaker 2: as some of the poorest, most destitute people in the country,
Speaker 2: and to divert these funds so you can look like
Speaker 2: a hero, like you donated money to Southern miss Revival Stadium.
Speaker 2: Is just anfathomable. This is on top of the fact
Speaker 2: he already got some money from the state for speeches
Speaker 2: he didn't give. But everyone agrees with that. I think
Speaker 2: everyone agrees with that. Take Here is the where I
Speaker 2: said it's gonna touch on politics. It is absolutely maddening
Speaker 2: to me. What and the media has a ton to
Speaker 2: do with this, And the general is people's general perceptions.
Speaker 2: What we decide to get angry about my entire life,
Speaker 2: my whole life. I have seen people elected or run
Speaker 2: campaigns or the news media focus on what they call
Speaker 2: waste or abuse of basically poor people getting too much.
Speaker 2: I will give you food stamps, but are you gonna
Speaker 2: spend it on lobster? Oh? Where you can have welfare
Speaker 2: if you're working poor, but you need to verify through
Speaker 2: six levels of bureaucracy that you're actually working out getting
Speaker 2: a h like this is where the waste of our
Speaker 2: tax dollars go. That it's poor people that aren't getting
Speaker 2: over on everybody. And it's just impossible when you know
Speaker 2: how the world actually works, when you know that nobody,
Speaker 2: nobody of any substance bats an eye that we all agree.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the wealthiest people have spent a lot of
Speaker 2: money to work around taxes, to cheat on taxes, to
Speaker 2: find loopholes in taxes. That is money that could go
Speaker 2: in the coffers. The coffers are so worried about that
Speaker 2: if somebody, a poor person wants to go to the
Speaker 2: grocery store, there's certain foods they can't buy because they
Speaker 2: don't qualify. But nobody looks at it. In the same bucket,
Speaker 2: we all acknowledge that some of the most profitable companies
Speaker 2: in the country, we are paying their employees and nobody cares.
Speaker 2: What do I mean, we are paying their employees. Okay,
Speaker 2: so this is very simple and I don't know why
Speaker 2: more people don't talk about this. All right, We have decided,
Speaker 2: rightly or wrongly, I think rightly that there is a
Speaker 2: poverty threshold in this country that if you don't make
Speaker 2: X amount of dollars, we the taxpayer, will kick in
Speaker 2: with food stamps, welfare, medicaid, different things to help you
Speaker 2: get there, get to what we call like the basic
Speaker 2: minimum standard of living. How we've also decided as a
Speaker 2: country that there is a minimum wage. Companies must pay.
Speaker 2: It hasn't raised in my lifetime. It feels like around
Speaker 2: eight bucks an hour. We know what full time work is. Okay,
Speaker 2: full time work is two thousand eighty hours a year.
Speaker 2: Call it eight bucks an hour, even though the federal
Speaker 2: minum waves a little lower than that. So two thousand
Speaker 2: and eighty times eight bucks an hour, you're at sixteen thousand,
Speaker 2: one hundred and sixty dollars. That is beneath the amount
Speaker 2: of money you need to make to qualify for welfare,
Speaker 2: fair food Stamps, Medicaid. So we the taxpayer kicking the difference.
Speaker 2: Nobody makes this point. That just means we the taxpayer,
Speaker 2: are paying the wages for Walmart and McDonald's and all
Speaker 2: these massive companies. Their employees make less than poverty level.
Speaker 2: They're working full time. We say, okay, you should make more, which,
Speaker 2: of course you should. Nobody says, goddamn, that seems ridiculous.
Speaker 2: If you work a full time job, you probably shouldn't
Speaker 2: need government assistance. But we allow these companies to have
Speaker 2: a full time wage be so little that even if
Speaker 2: you work a full time job, you qualify for government assistance.
Speaker 2: It's insane. We just the vitriol we as a country
Speaker 2: and lack of care we have for poor people, putting
Speaker 2: spikes on benches so people can't sleep on them. They
Speaker 2: just it's just such anger and disp dane that the
Speaker 2: governor of the poorest state in the country can think,
Speaker 2: you know what, I know, this five million bucks might
Speaker 2: actually help some some really really down and out people.
Speaker 2: But I'd rather get to hang out with Brett Barr
Speaker 2: for a bit. And Brett Barr who's from Mississippi, who
Speaker 2: even though maybe don't hang out with them now undoubtedly
Speaker 2: new very poor people growing up. It's like, you know what,
Speaker 2: let's do it. Let's just make sure nobody finds out.
Speaker 2: It's gross. It is absolutely gross and our inability as
Speaker 2: people to focus on the real villains and instead act
Speaker 2: like anybody out there barely holding on by a thread
Speaker 2: is there because they want to be there. Ah, they're
Speaker 2: just lazy man. Nobody said. Nobody when they were ten
Speaker 2: years old, was like, here's my plan. I'm gonna work
Speaker 2: as little as possible, sponge off the government, maybe panhandle
Speaker 2: a bit, never be able to have any luxuries whatsoever,
Speaker 2: because that's easier than working a full time job. People
Speaker 2: are there, yes, sometimes because of bad choice is it's screwed.
Speaker 2: But but they're just it. It's just unbelievable and it
Speaker 2: makes me so mad. Okay, speaking of things that make
Speaker 2: me mad. Robert Sarver, go.
Speaker 4: Ahead, Sons on a Robert Sarver was fined ten million
Speaker 4: dollars and suspended a year after an investigation into the
Speaker 4: Sun's workplace mis conduct.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 4: The investigation found that he was an equitable there was
Speaker 4: inequitable treatment to female employees, and Sarva had also said
Speaker 4: the in words about five the in word about five.
Speaker 2: Times, five times around just short of a half dozen inwards.
Speaker 3: That's all go ahead, Lebron said.
Speaker 4: The league definitely got this one wrong. Yeah, why isn't
Speaker 4: he getting the Donald Sterling treatment?
Speaker 2: Okay, so Lebron and I give credit to Lebron for
Speaker 2: at least saying something. Chris Paul said on the Union
Speaker 2: said something. I'm going to be much quicker here. By
Speaker 2: the way, if you just came back I said to
Speaker 2: be eight minutes. I spent about six minuts on the
Speaker 2: Farv story. I've spent about a minute, maybe two minutes here.
Speaker 2: So if you need to come back in two minutes.
Speaker 1: That's far.
Speaker 2: And then we'll be back to sports. So the sterling
Speaker 2: thing was more vivid, and it was easier, and I
Speaker 2: actually so, obviously Starvers shouldn't be an owner of an
Speaker 2: NBA team. And also obviously, anyone acting shocked that the
Speaker 2: league couldn't easily and cleanly rip his team is being disingenuous.
Speaker 2: And also, anyone acting like those twenty nine other owners
Speaker 2: weren't a little worried about precedent setting that if I'm
Speaker 2: creepy in the workplace, where if I the history of
Speaker 2: dropping some racial slurs, you might rip my team is
Speaker 2: kidding themselves. Robert Sarver is a notorious bad guy, and
Speaker 2: shout out by the way to Baxter Holmes at ESPN.
Speaker 2: Because everyone knew Sarver was a bad guy forever, nobody
Speaker 2: did anything about it. He wrote a story but a
Speaker 2: year ago, which is why the NBA launched their investigation.
Speaker 2: That's where you can cost Sarver ten million bucks, a
Speaker 2: year away from the team, a ton of embarrassment. All that,
Speaker 2: but he's not gonna get the team RiPP now. My
Speaker 2: friend Howard Beck asked Adam Silver, Hey, if a team
Speaker 2: employee said did this, if I did this, you know
Speaker 2: they'd be fired. Why is it different with Robert Sarver
Speaker 2: and Adam Silver said, in not so many words, because
Speaker 2: he's the owner and employees aren't owners. And people got
Speaker 2: mad at that. That is obviously true, though it's not fair,
Speaker 2: it's not right. But I thought dragon Fly Jones put
Speaker 2: it exactly right, and we can end something lighthearted David's
Speaker 2: Dragonfly Rights. David Starn would have basically said the same
Speaker 2: thing Silver did, except he would have flamed the bleep
Speaker 2: out of Howard Beck in the process. Of course, there's
Speaker 2: a different standard for owners. How old are you, Howard?
Speaker 2: Look at little Howie finally figuring out how the world works? Again,
Speaker 2: that's not mocking Howard Beck. Yeah, I mean there are, obviously,
Speaker 2: and we all know it, different rules for different people
Speaker 2: in different positions of power, and the most powerful, always
Speaker 2: from the beginning of time, can get away with far
Speaker 2: more egregious behavior than the least powerful. There is one
Speaker 2: exception in modern America which seems like the the actually,
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm not eve gonna say, it's not
Speaker 2: even really an exception, so let me retract that a bit.
Speaker 2: And so it is. I think anyone acting shocked that
Speaker 2: it was not as simple as this is a terrible dude.
Speaker 2: He's clearly racist, he's clearly misogynist, he's clearly inappropriate in
Speaker 2: the workplace, and therefore we can easily cleanly rip his team.
Speaker 2: That was it was never going to be like that,
Speaker 2: So I'm not shocked they didn't rip his team. Do
Speaker 2: I think this could hurt the Suns? Do I think
Speaker 2: that if you were Chris Paul? Do I think that
Speaker 2: if you were more importantly, because he's younger Devin Booker,
Speaker 2: This makes you think long and hard about is this
Speaker 2: a viable place to play? Sure, but you're gonna, you know,
Speaker 2: pick and choose. Man. I think there's a lot of
Speaker 2: these owners that don't have this rap sheet. But if
Speaker 2: you did a multi month deep dive investigation, I do
Speaker 2: only it's turn it out great. All right, what's last?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: Well, we got a little bit of basketball with football.
Speaker 4: We couldn't football going on last week. We didn't have
Speaker 4: time to talk about. But Steph Curry went on the
Speaker 4: Rolling Stone and told and said the Golden State had
Speaker 4: conversations about trading for Katie this summer. Yeah, Steph said
Speaker 4: that he would have been very excited about it, but
Speaker 4: he's cool with his current team.
Speaker 3: Why did he bring this up? And should they have
Speaker 3: done it?
Speaker 2: All?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: I don't think he brought it up, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. I think he was asked about it. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: say this. Well, I think he's because he's being honest.
Speaker 2: And I think Steph's feeling himself and rightfully feels like
Speaker 2: I can do anything right now, I'm made. I was
Speaker 2: already a made man. Now I'm like a double made man.
Speaker 2: I don't got to worry about any of this nonsense.
Speaker 2: So I think that's the first reason, Uh, should they
Speaker 2: have done it? I mean, if the only goal was
Speaker 2: to win as many championships as possible, obviously, if the
Speaker 2: goal was the health and well being of the NBA,
Speaker 2: the health and well being of Steph and Draymond's mint,
Speaker 2: and play's mental state. Because I think mental stick's a
Speaker 2: wrong work, But I think they're happier winning this title
Speaker 2: than any of the ones with KDI. It would have
Speaker 2: been terrible for the league. It would have been terrible.
Speaker 2: I would have hated it so much. So I'm listen
Speaker 2: Steph confirming that he would have been okay with it
Speaker 2: is interesting. I'm so incredibly glad it didn't happen. All right,
Speaker 2: We'll be right back.
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Speaker 2: All right, welcome back. In episode sixty eight, what's right,
Speaker 2: Nick Wright? We have Nick Wright, Public Defender coming up.
Speaker 2: We gotta talk a little football before that. But demands
Speaker 2: told me there is breaking news. He has not told
Speaker 2: me what the breaking news is is. We are recording
Speaker 2: this on Thursday morning. You guys gonna see him Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 2: Demons take us there.
Speaker 3: We got an emergency.
Speaker 2: Nick's tennis court is Serena officially unretiring.
Speaker 3: No, it's a little bit different. We're along the same lines, though.
Speaker 4: Uh Roger Federer has announced retirement as we started recording.
Speaker 3: The show today, Oh how do you? What are you?
Speaker 3: That makes me say that?
Speaker 2: Listen, I've on this show said nadal Is has the
Speaker 2: best argument for the tennis goat. I think he has
Speaker 2: the best rest. I think peak Federer is the best
Speaker 2: player ever. Okay, so I think these are you know,
Speaker 2: I think peak Federer is the highest level tennis that's
Speaker 2: ever been played, and I think it was super important
Speaker 2: for him. He snagged that one French Open, so you
Speaker 2: couldn't even yeah butt him there. And on the other
Speaker 2: surfaces though it's undeniable on you know, as we talked
Speaker 2: about a lot three serfs. Is clay, grass and hardcourt's undeniable.
Speaker 2: He's I think it's undeniable that he's the best ever
Speaker 2: on hard court and grass. He's clearly not even close
Speaker 2: to the best ever on clay, but overall package everything,
Speaker 2: I think I think he played tennis at the highest
Speaker 2: level anyone's ever played it. It's not surprising that he retired.
Speaker 2: I mean, he hasn't been competing for majors in almost
Speaker 2: five years now. I think his last major was early
Speaker 2: twenty eighteen, so we're talking almost five years. But that
Speaker 2: is a it is unbelievable that you know, over the
Speaker 2: last twenty years, we have lived in an era in
Speaker 2: no particular order of Lebron Tiger, Brady Federer, Serena Nadal, Files, Phelps.
Speaker 2: So many people and I'm leaving something, Bault, that are
Speaker 2: are that are in the argument for the greatest in
Speaker 2: the history of their sport. And if anyone replies in
Speaker 2: the comments, Nick, you forgot about Mike Trout, zip it.
Speaker 2: Trout's an awesome player. He is not in the Floyd Mayweather.
Speaker 2: There you go. H Trout's not in the in the
Speaker 2: room for the greatest baseball player ever. He's an all timer.
Speaker 2: He's not in the room. By the way, you don't
Speaker 2: talk baseball on the show. The fact that Pools might
Speaker 2: actually get to seven hundred, and the fact that as
Speaker 2: we're recording this right now, Aaron Judge, not only is
Speaker 2: he gonna get to sixty two, he's twenty home runs
Speaker 2: clear of second place, something that hasn't happened since Babe Ruth.
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: But to the.
Speaker 2: Federer thing, it's I mean, he's I wish you could
Speaker 2: have watched peak Federer. I know you don't care. I
Speaker 2: wish you could have watched peak Federer. Federer in the
Speaker 2: early twenty tens was and well, really the twenty oughts
Speaker 2: to the twenty tens was just an inevitability. And I
Speaker 2: think Nadal and maybe Djokovic have passed some resume wise,
Speaker 2: I don't think any of them have gotten quite to
Speaker 2: the level he was at at his apex.
Speaker 3: All Right, what's next?
Speaker 2: I said, Bolt? Who ever said that in your ears
Speaker 2: screwed you up there. But let's go.
Speaker 4: The Rams, Niners, Broncos, Packers, and Bills are all double
Speaker 4: double digit favorites this week. It's the NFL, though one
Speaker 4: of these teams is bound to lose. Who is most
Speaker 4: likely to lose?
Speaker 3: Outright?
Speaker 2: Okay, so let's look at this screen for a moment here,
Speaker 2: all right, I am I am certain that the Packers
Speaker 2: aren't losing. I am very very confident the Bills aren't losing.
Speaker 2: I don't think the Titans are good, and the Bills
Speaker 2: appear to be excellent. Scott, what suit, go ahead? I
Speaker 2: I feel good about the Niners. The Niners should win.
Speaker 2: I don't think the Seahawks are very good, but I
Speaker 2: wouldn't I wouldn't include the Niners in a money line
Speaker 2: parlay flatly because there is the unknown with Trey Lance,
Speaker 2: plus the injuries they're already dealing with. The Rams looked
Speaker 2: horrifying against the Bills. It was concerning how bad they looked.
Speaker 2: But they get an extra three days arrest. They're at home.
Speaker 2: The Falcons are coming off another stomach punching Falcons loss.
Speaker 2: It's very hard to see them losing. Broncos are interesting.
Speaker 3: That's exactly I knew where this was going.
Speaker 2: Okay, well just listen to me here. One day less rest,
Speaker 2: emotionally huge letdown, and the Texans for three quarters looked good.
Speaker 2: Then they melted against uh No, they weren't playing San Francisco,
Speaker 2: they were The Texans were playing the team they tight them,
Speaker 2: the Colts. They melted against the Colts. Listen, the odds
Speaker 2: are this is a you know, a great survivor week,
Speaker 2: meaning every you know you have five to ten point favorites. Essentially,
Speaker 2: they all are probably gonna win. But if I'm power
Speaker 2: ranking them and most likely to least likely Confidence Meter
Speaker 2: confidence most confident the Packers, second, most confident, the Bills, third,
Speaker 2: most confident in the Niners, because again the Seahawks have
Speaker 2: one day less arrest. Fourth most confidence in the Rams
Speaker 2: and least confident the Broncos. I'm not picking the Texans,
Speaker 2: but of those five teams, the Texans are probably the
Speaker 2: second best team behind the Titans, the five underdogs, and
Speaker 2: I just and I think the Broncos might be the
Speaker 2: worst of those five teams. Okay, Nat, no, Listenrussell's teammates
Speaker 2: hate Russell Wilson. We found that out. But go ahead,
Speaker 2: ex teammates, I should say, all right, So next, I
Speaker 2: mean we've got oh, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: You're fumbling a little bit of public defender over here.
Speaker 3: Really put my damn wig on. Yeah, it was going.
Speaker 2: I've got to what is going on with your wig? Buddy?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: So yesterday on Coward Show, you said that Hackett's decision
Speaker 4: was indefensible at the end of the Monday night game. Luckily,
Speaker 4: we've got the Saul Goodman of the sports world here
Speaker 4: and you can defend this or you've got a chance
Speaker 4: to defend him.
Speaker 3: Defend the indefensible guy.
Speaker 4: Uh, everybody's been coming after Broncos coach Nathaniel Hackett for
Speaker 4: his clock for his clock management skills on Monday Night football. Yeah,
Speaker 4: with three timeouts and over and over a minute left.
Speaker 4: The Broncos watched forty five seconds and let it go
Speaker 4: down and kicked the sixty four year sixty four year
Speaker 4: six four yardfield and lost.
Speaker 3: Counsel, your client is Nathaniel Hackett.
Speaker 2: All right, listen, and again I want everyone to understand
Speaker 2: Nick Wright public defender is yeah, I think that wig
Speaker 2: squeezed her brain a little bit. You couldn't speak? Is
Speaker 2: Nick Right, public defender? The views espoused over the rest
Speaker 2: of this segment are not necessarily the views of Nick Right,
Speaker 2: But however's my constitutional obligation to defend my clients. Everyone's
Speaker 2: killing my client, Nathaniel Hackett, for doing what quite literally
Speaker 2: every coach who's ever had Russell Wilson has eventually done
Speaker 2: taking the ball out of his hands. Oh you think
Speaker 2: that's unfair, Well, let's look at the evidence. Where did
Speaker 2: Russell Wilson start college, not Wisconsin, where he finished in
Speaker 2: C State? Why did he leave in C State? Has
Speaker 2: the coach pinched so that coach saw Russell Wilson nothing
Speaker 2: when you go Seattle? What is the single biggest mistake
Speaker 2: of Pete Carroll's life as a football coach? Putting the
Speaker 2: ball in Russell Wilson's hands instead of Marshall Lynch's trusting
Speaker 2: Russell Wilson to throw rather than trusting his team names
Speaker 2: Russell Wilson. Then after that, as that decision was ripping apart,
Speaker 2: what could have been a dynasty in Seattle, wanted to cook,
Speaker 2: made a catchphrase, got to hire his own offensive coordinator,
Speaker 2: who got rid of the legion of boom. Made it
Speaker 2: all a Russell Wilsonson trick team. And what happened. A
Speaker 2: team that went to consecutive Super Bowls could have won
Speaker 2: consecutive Super Bowls. Since that Super Bowl, they won three
Speaker 2: playoff games nearly a decade. One of those games came
Speaker 2: against a McCown brother, one of those games came against
Speaker 2: the Detroit Lions, and one of those games came against
Speaker 2: the Vikings. I think it was ten to nine when
Speaker 2: Blair Walsh missed a twenty seven yard field goal saved
Speaker 2: the game. So Pete Carroll then eventually trade Russell Wilson.
Speaker 2: We've tried putting the ball in your hands, and what
Speaker 2: did it get us? One playoff victory in the last
Speaker 2: five years, not out of round two since the Super Bowl,
Speaker 2: which we lost because we put the ball in your
Speaker 2: and my client is being attacked because after being around
Speaker 2: Russell Wilson for an offseason, for a training camp, for
Speaker 2: a preseason that Russell was too big to play in,
Speaker 2: I decided I'll trust the kicker rather than Russ. And
Speaker 2: I would also like to mention this, when you were
Speaker 2: watching this football game, did it look like Russ was protesting?
Speaker 2: Did it look like wanted the ball? So it looked
Speaker 2: like Russ wanted to stay on the field. Or was
Speaker 2: my client maybe doing a favor for the quarter of
Speaker 2: a billion dollar quarterback who didn't want the final failure
Speaker 2: to be on his broad shoulders. That my client said,
Speaker 2: you know what, all take the bullets for you, Russ.
Speaker 2: So listen, you can believe Russell Wilson or you can
Speaker 2: believe literally every coach he's ever had. I rest my case.
Speaker 3: All right, that was really good.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's all easy from here after defending that dufist
Speaker 2: Nathaniel Hackett. But at Lisa did give me an opportunity
Speaker 2: to take a few those shots Russell Wilson, which I
Speaker 2: like to do so much. Love all right, what's next?
Speaker 3: Quarterback?
Speaker 2: Tom?
Speaker 4: Quarterback coach Tom House said in twenty thirteen or twenty fourteen,
Speaker 4: Bill Belichick seriously discussed.
Speaker 3: Trading Tom Brady. Counsel, your client is so called greatest
Speaker 3: coach ever Bill Belichick.
Speaker 2: Okay, and Brady obviously has won four Super Bowl since then.
Speaker 2: We know the court knows that, we know that it's
Speaker 2: a little misleading, though, So let me take you back
Speaker 2: to twenty fourteen. Twenty fourteen, Tom Brady is thirty seven
Speaker 2: years old. At that point in time, there had been
Speaker 2: no quarterbacks ever play at a high level past age thirty.
Speaker 2: In twenty fourteen, Tom Brady had not won a Super
Speaker 2: Bowl in ten years. Twenty fourteen, Tom Brady appeared to
Speaker 2: be a declining player. Bill Belichick's job was, then, is
Speaker 2: now and always will be as long as its head
Speaker 2: coach of the New England Patriots and essentially to facto
Speaker 2: GM and team president, is to not only worry about
Speaker 2: this season, but also worry about next season and the
Speaker 2: seasons far after that. It would be irresponsible for my
Speaker 2: client not to have discussed any and all of for
Speaker 2: the long term well being in the New England Patriots.
Speaker 2: And I don't know why my client's being attacked for
Speaker 2: discussions rather than being applauded for deciding after having those discussions.
Speaker 2: You know what, I believe in Tom, he's gonna buck
Speaker 2: the trend. He's not gonna play well into his late thirties,
Speaker 2: his early forties. The three super Bowls we won in one,
Speaker 2: oh three, and oh four, we're gonna match those, the
Speaker 2: four super Bowls we made, or the at that point,
Speaker 2: the five super Bowls we've made in the ten years,
Speaker 2: fourteen years. Actually that Tom's been our starter through twenty fourteen,
Speaker 2: We're gonna make damn near as many over the next
Speaker 2: five years. So I don't I don't understand if you
Speaker 2: if you are seriously discussing selling your house and then
Speaker 2: choose not to in five years later, it doubles in vale.
Speaker 2: You are people criticizing you for discussing it. No, they're
Speaker 2: applauding you for not doing it. And to act like
Speaker 2: it's crazy to discuss it when Tom Brady had gone
Speaker 2: a decade without winning a Super Bowl, when no one knew,
Speaker 2: not even clearly tom Brady's own family, that he was
Speaker 2: going to play for damn near ten more years. You
Speaker 2: know what, you know what I request, I don't want
Speaker 2: this to go to the jury. Your honor, I think
Speaker 2: should rule for the bench from the bench. You should
Speaker 2: dismiss this case outright with prejudice. It's it's a frivolous
Speaker 2: lawsuit brought for no reason, with no merit whatsoever. The
Speaker 2: defense rest the defense never should have to be here. Okay,
Speaker 2: sang the gavel. All right, what's next.
Speaker 3: Let's get it, Jared, not let us get it. It's inappropriate.
Speaker 3: One in the court.
Speaker 4: Jerry Jones said Tuesday that the Cowboys won't be placing
Speaker 4: Dack on injury reserve because they expect them backs.
Speaker 2: From I'm here to help your honor.
Speaker 4: He also says they won't add a quarterback because he
Speaker 4: feels confident with Cooper Rush and Will Greer counsel. Your
Speaker 4: client is the Cowboys owner and clearly not a doctor.
Speaker 2: Jerry Jones, Okay, you're honored. I just want to make
Speaker 2: sure I have this right. I was just in your
Speaker 2: courtroom defending a case against the same just very litigious
Speaker 2: and very frivolous law firm that, if you remember, you're honored,
Speaker 2: they were attacking a different front office personnel of a
Speaker 2: different team for not having faith in a quarterback. Now
Speaker 2: I'm the exact same law firm is attacking my client,
Speaker 2: Jerry Jones for what having too much faith for believing
Speaker 2: that Dak Prescott is gonna work hard and rehab well
Speaker 2: and he's gonna smash that timetable. We saw a far
Speaker 2: inferior athlete, smaller person with a far you know, with
Speaker 2: a similar injury. Russell Wilson last year come back in
Speaker 2: three weeks. Dak Prescott can't come back and forth? And
Speaker 2: why should my client not have faith in Cooper Rush? Oh,
Speaker 2: Cooper Rush is undrafted? When would there ever be an
Speaker 2: undrafted small school quarterback play well for the Dallas Cowboys? Oh? Hi, Tony?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's Tony Romo who came here to support Jerry. Tony,
Speaker 2: remind me where were you drafted? Oh? Undrafted? Where'd you
Speaker 2: go to college? Oh? Eastern Michigan. Oh okay, So I'm sorry, Tony,
Speaker 2: Eastern Illinois West. It doesn't matter. Nobody cares about your
Speaker 2: college career.
Speaker 3: Tony.
Speaker 2: Thank you for showing up, though, point being, I don't
Speaker 2: know what you want. You're like the damn Goldilocks of
Speaker 2: the legal world. This orge is too hot, this porge
Speaker 2: is too call Like I have too much faith in
Speaker 2: this quarterback, not enough faith in that quarterback. I don't
Speaker 2: get it. I don't know what you want from me.
Speaker 2: I do know that I shouldn't have to drag my
Speaker 2: ass down to this courtroom at nine in the morning
Speaker 2: for more of this nonsense. The next time I'm here,
Speaker 2: it better be for good reason. You better have a
Speaker 2: real a case to bring against one of my clients,
Speaker 2: or stop wasting my time.
Speaker 3: We've got some pretty good cases today.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, let's see last one, bang the gap?
Speaker 3: This one, yeahs almost falling off.
Speaker 4: So Kyle Kuzma or this outfit to New York Fashion Week?
Speaker 4: We're gonna pop up at graphic here for the Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you call them?
Speaker 3: The jurors?
Speaker 4: The jurors, yes, council, Yeah, defend the fashion choice of
Speaker 4: your client.
Speaker 2: Kyle Kuzma, Oh this is This could be a very
Speaker 2: tough one.
Speaker 3: He's not the blob.
Speaker 2: Please don't prejudice the jury. I don't know how I
Speaker 2: can in this. So, Kyle Kuzma, was that was in
Speaker 2: New York? Right? I don't know if we can keep
Speaker 2: showing that video? I live in New York. What I'm
Speaker 2: not familiar what street was that on?
Speaker 3: I don't think that's an actual street.
Speaker 2: So where was this?
Speaker 3: I think it's inside of a building.
Speaker 2: But what's going on in the building. What's going on?
Speaker 3: It's a it's a fashion show.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a fashion show. Oh it's a fashion show.
Speaker 2: Where listen, I'm not while we do this. You know,
Speaker 2: this courtroom also doubles, as you know, Harlem's newest and
Speaker 2: best women's boutique, Trintage. You can come see it. I
Speaker 2: am not in the fashion industry myself, but the little
Speaker 2: I know about fashion shows is that is typically a
Speaker 2: place you you take chances, you try out new things.
Speaker 2: That's some times even you have someone wear something that
Speaker 2: you never expect to sell, just so the rest of
Speaker 2: your collection gets attention because people like, oh, look at
Speaker 2: this crazy thing. This guy's wearing a space suit. This
Speaker 2: guy's wearing a kilt with suspenders. Again, I'm a little
Speaker 2: out of my depth, your honor, but in my experience
Speaker 2: fashion shows, particularly in New York City during fashion Week,
Speaker 2: there's some let's call them bold sartorial choices, Your honor,
Speaker 2: You look a little perplexed. I would suggest you google
Speaker 2: sartorials so you know how perfect that word usage was
Speaker 2: by me, the defense counsel. So I don't listen, I
Speaker 2: don't know the I'm just curious, is there a long
Speaker 2: line of lawsuits you're bringing against every single person that
Speaker 2: wore something at New York Fashion Week that might be
Speaker 2: out of the mainstream, Or you picking on Kyle Kuzma
Speaker 2: because his you know, his day job is a public figure.
Speaker 2: Are you potentially dare I say, clout.
Speaker 3: Chasing Kyle Kuzma, clout chasing Kyle kuh.
Speaker 2: Hoping that this another frivolous lawsuit can get you in
Speaker 2: the headlines and maybe get some more clients or what
Speaker 2: you know what? We are a step above ambulance chasing
Speaker 2: at this point, and your honor. I've got to say,
Speaker 2: I'm as embarrassed as I am for them, I am
Speaker 2: more embarrassed for you that you had to sit here
Speaker 2: and sit through these nonsense lawsuits. The Nathaniel Hackett there's
Speaker 2: a decent case. The other ones, I don't even know
Speaker 2: what to say. Once again, I rest my case, and
Speaker 2: once again, my perfect record against the prosecution remains intact.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back with the most potentially disastrous text
Speaker 2: message I've ever sent. That's next, What's Right?
Speaker 4: All Right?
Speaker 2: Welcome back in final segment, Episode sixty eight, What's Right?
Speaker 3: Nick Right?
Speaker 2: Podcast in YouTube joke. Remember coming out tomorrow is our
Speaker 2: week two gambling show. We will discuss you still have.
Speaker 2: By the way, demansee some of the wig on your head.
Speaker 2: There you know it's a big p there. No, now
Speaker 2: it's really on your forehead. There you go. Now, no,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna have to go over and grab it
Speaker 2: for your bell. I got your buddy. Okay, we're good.
Speaker 2: That's not your fault.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Listen, you're a prop comic. It's not your fault. But
Speaker 2: you just gotta make sure you're good. Okay, So last
Speaker 2: night I sent demanse I'm not gonna spoil anything yet
Speaker 2: because you said you wanted to guess. But last night
Speaker 2: I sent them the following text At twelve thirty four am.
Speaker 2: I just had the worst texting moment, possibly imaginable. I'm
Speaker 2: saving it for the podcast. Remind me, you know your
Speaker 2: mother's involved. Yeah, you said you have a guess on
Speaker 2: what it is. I'll let you give it a guess
Speaker 2: and then I'm going to explain what happened.
Speaker 3: Did that have anything to do with mom?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, did you I thought you said something prepared? Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, but I had something prepared. If it didn't have
Speaker 4: anything to do with momb Oh you did.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're stuck. Okay, no problem, right, Okay, I
Speaker 2: need to I need to zoom out here from first.
Speaker 2: All right. I hide it well on television, but I
Speaker 2: have diagnosed borderline crippling anxiety. Okay, yeah, I don't talk
Speaker 2: about it much. There was that that newspaper article is
Speaker 2: written about me in Kansas City, like a dozen years ago.
Speaker 2: I reference it there that I actually think the anxiety
Speaker 2: like gives me my professional edge. It's why I work
Speaker 2: the way I do whatever. But it can be really
Speaker 2: bad at times, and it particularly gets really bad surrounding you,
Speaker 2: your sisters and your mom. Just like a perpetual state.
Speaker 2: It's usually simmering. Sometimes it gets up to like a
Speaker 2: boil of fear that something bad is gonna happen. Okay,
Speaker 2: so why am I explaining that? Well? In order to
Speaker 2: assuage that somewhat, I have requested when it comes to
Speaker 2: the kids, demanded that you guys always share your locations
Speaker 2: on your phone. And it has been not because I'm
Speaker 2: like trying to keep tabs on what you're doing. But
Speaker 2: when I get my most panicked, I like to just
Speaker 2: be able to check on my phone like where you're at,
Speaker 2: like and just makes me feel better, even if I
Speaker 2: don't even really know where that is, Like you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. I just like to be able to
Speaker 2: do it. I've also requested your mom do it. She
Speaker 2: does not like like that she does it, but she
Speaker 2: does it purely to placate me. But with the understanding
Speaker 2: and agreement, I'm not like tracking her, which I'm not right. OK,
Speaker 2: So now we get to last night. So Wednesday nights,
Speaker 2: your mom is like a standing date with her friend Danielle.
Speaker 2: I have a standing card game that I play in.
Speaker 2: The card game is perfectly safe, but not in the
Speaker 2: greatest part of the town. What typically happens is your
Speaker 2: mom and Danielle go out, dinner, drinks, whatever. Last night,
Speaker 2: I think they went to a movie premiere and then
Speaker 2: they come meet me at the card game and come on.
Speaker 3: So I.
Speaker 2: So they were supposed to already be there and they weren't,
Speaker 2: and she wouldn't answer, So I got nervous. I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, they were on their way here. Something
Speaker 2: happened to her. They couldn't get in the building. There's
Speaker 2: like whatever. So I did something I almost never do
Speaker 2: which is checked her location and it was just nothing
Speaker 2: was wrong, obviously, and it was just that she hadn't
Speaker 2: left where they were yet. And I knew they were
Speaker 2: going to this movie premiere and then some club right after.
Speaker 2: So here is the rub of this. So this was
Speaker 2: her location. Look at right where she is, and look
Speaker 2: at the are that's right next to where she is.
Speaker 2: That okay, So they were right in an area. Do
Speaker 2: you care if I say the name of it? Okay?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: So to Moan'sday's like favorite night spot is this stupid
Speaker 2: New York City bar called Pianos. Sorry, Uh, Love's going there,
Speaker 2: goes there all the time, and I make fun of
Speaker 2: him for it. So I saw that your mom was
Speaker 2: next door essentially to Pianos, and I screenshot at that
Speaker 2: and I text you, is your mom at dot dot
Speaker 2: dot Pianos. I don't know if that's worse for me
Speaker 2: or for you, And I text it to you, except
Speaker 2: I didn't. I texted to your mom. I text the
Speaker 2: screenshot of her location, which I'm not supposed to be checking,
Speaker 2: and the little slide comment about your mom to your mom,
Speaker 2: and I just thought I texted to you, And then
Speaker 2: I get a text fact that says what And I
Speaker 2: look and the horror on my face, the absolute horror,
Speaker 2: and I'm just boxed in. And so I text her
Speaker 2: back that was for Demon'say, hours ago. I don't know
Speaker 2: why I said hours ago, obvious lie, because she wasn't
Speaker 2: even there hours ago, hours ago, because that's his club
Speaker 2: laughing emoji. She doesn't reply. Then I text her back.
Speaker 2: I text her again, are you gonna come get me
Speaker 2: from this card game? She just texted me, are you okay?
Speaker 2: This was the second worst text fiasco of my life.
Speaker 2: The worst was I used to work with a guy
Speaker 2: who hated me. Hated me. He's twenty years older than me,
Speaker 2: applied for the job I got and then had to
Speaker 2: be like third in command on the job I got,
Speaker 2: and despised me like thissceral anger, and it was it
Speaker 2: kind of went both ways, but I tried to play
Speaker 2: cool because I kind of felt badly for the guy.
Speaker 2: He thought he was gonna get the job and said
Speaker 2: they hired me to come out of town for me
Speaker 2: to get the job, and then he kind of had
Speaker 2: to work for me. It wasn't great, but it was
Speaker 2: so dumb and so awful. And one time I was
Speaker 2: listening to him fill in on a radio show, and
Speaker 2: I'll call him Tom Jones. And I texted my buddy,
Speaker 2: who he was hosting with, Tom Jones, might be the
Speaker 2: dumbest bleep alive send and I sent it to him,
Speaker 2: and he just texted me back question marks, and I
Speaker 2: again boxed him with lies and I I just texted
Speaker 2: him back. You won't believe who just told me that
Speaker 2: and just totally ruined someone else. I pretended I got
Speaker 2: that text forwarded to myself. Does I still feel badly
Speaker 2: about that? On all parties? That was ten years ago?
Speaker 2: This is ten hours ago fresh. And here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Your mom had a few cocktails, having a really good
Speaker 2: time by the time she saw me. I don't think
Speaker 2: she had fully processed all of it. I don't know
Speaker 2: as of this moment she's fully processed all of it.
Speaker 2: But I am legit dreading. The next time she pulls
Speaker 2: out her phone to text me and sees like and
Speaker 2: in a totally clear minded thing, looks at this as like,
Speaker 2: hold on him in is that my locate? Why is
Speaker 2: who was Nick sending this to? Why was he It's
Speaker 2: a disaster, a total disaster.
Speaker 3: Where was she at?
Speaker 2: Like oh no, no, the premiere's no. The movie premiere
Speaker 2: had the after party for it had rented out like
Speaker 2: a banquet room or a room at one of the
Speaker 2: places in that era. I don't know that area very well,
Speaker 2: but not great, not great man like just and then
Speaker 2: when she got to the card game, I was so nervous.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm kind of a punk on some of
Speaker 2: this stuff.
Speaker 3: I just maybe you should send like a bunch of
Speaker 3: like home goods links.
Speaker 2: To like trying to try to like skew the feed.
Speaker 2: I thought about a lot of things I thought about,
Speaker 2: like sending I honestly, no, I would know that that
Speaker 2: I won't do. I don't go through her phone. I
Speaker 2: would never delete something. But what I did think about
Speaker 2: doing was like spamming it with everyone in the family's
Speaker 2: location and being like, my phone's going crazy, like, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't know what's happening. I didn't know. I thought
Speaker 2: I just sit and everyone's location, thought about sitting my location,
Speaker 2: Diora's yours, just like sending them a bunch. At times,
Speaker 2: I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 4: New iPhone my phone and I got updated all No,
Speaker 4: I've been hacked.
Speaker 2: Disaster, total disaster. Talk to you tomorrow. Some football picks.
Speaker 2: What's right, Yeah,