1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 1: You hear me confession, I can't take back arms little 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,720 Speaker 1: mouse speak. We got a text to seventy eighty five 3 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,680 Speaker 1: nine two that says I took a job at a 4 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:18,760 Speaker 1: haunted house as a crazed gorilla. They put me in 5 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:22,079 Speaker 1: this metal cage, but the suit was so hot I 6 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 1: passed out. No. Afterwards, other workers were saying I was 7 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 1: the scariest because all the guests thought I was gonna 8 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 1: jump out and attack them, but I just stayed perfectly 9 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,239 Speaker 1: still the whole night. Does it I don't know, but 10 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,599 Speaker 1: I'm so glad he's able to write us goodness. Sometimes 11 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 1: being terrible at your job is actually a good thing. 12 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: Just look at our show. We're still here. Sure, And 13 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 1: that's one Halloween secret shared by one of our listeners. 14 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 1: We have another one who wants to come clean with 15 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 1: a Halloween confession from their past, too, and she wants 16 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 1: to go by Ronda today. So Ronda, welcome to the show. 17 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, this one's pretty I was terrifying to me. I 18 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 2: don't know if it's going to terrify you or not. 19 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,040 Speaker 1: It's just like you have this moment to pick Alvira 20 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:12,199 Speaker 1: or more Titia, you go with day. Okay, we're gonna 21 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 1: start by shaving you for your choice, all right, but 22 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 1: we have the voice changer on so we won't know 23 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 1: who you are. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, 24 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:22,640 Speaker 1: let's hear your confession. 25 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 2: Okay. So me, it's seventeen, babysitting a kid. It wasn't 26 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,440 Speaker 2: a Halloween day, but it was Halloween weekend. 27 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: Okay, let's hang up on her. We only want Halloween. 28 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 1: So the parents are probably like, added a party or something, 29 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 1: got a babysitter. 30 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And the little boy was six adorable, and 31 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,200 Speaker 2: his parents suggested that I take him to the Halloween 32 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 2: parade because of course, you know, people were really looking 33 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 2: forward to it, so fun. Okay, yeah, I mean I 34 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 2: was like, why not, that's cute, and he was dressed 35 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 2: up like Iron Man, like be adorable. Yeah, so you know, 36 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 2: I drive over there and we found like a really 37 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 2: good spot on the sidewalk, and you know, their floats 38 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:08,239 Speaker 2: in their costume characters and people going by the whole thing, 39 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 2: the Halloween parade. 40 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,240 Speaker 1: Right, yeah, we get it. 41 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 2: I obviously wasn't only interested in the parade. It was seventeen, 42 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 2: and there was a really cute guy around my age. 43 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 2: A few people away. 44 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, girl, that's why you go to the other high 45 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: schoolers out and about behave kid, I've got other plans. 46 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: Can you ask a six year old to wingman for? 47 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 1: I should have? 48 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 2: Maybe? So the guy starts chatting with me. He was 49 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,680 Speaker 2: like giving me some flat because I wasn't wearing a costume. 50 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 2: I was babysitting. Like, oh man, he's teasing you, Like 51 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 2: this is getting good for you. 52 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, seventeen. 53 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,639 Speaker 2: There was like a flirtation going on, and then he 54 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:54,520 Speaker 2: asked for my number and like I might end up 55 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 2: going to a Halloween party with new cute guy and 56 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 2: the parade was still going on, but he had a 57 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 2: lot of candy. So I was like, okay, you know, 58 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 2: we're gonna go home now, and like, you know, get 59 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,359 Speaker 2: in the car, do all the things. 60 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,120 Speaker 1: I thought for sure you were going to have lost him. 61 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 1: I really thought that that's where we're going. You kept 62 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 1: tracking the kid's still around a guy seventeen and you 63 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 1: were able to keep track of the child. That's impressive. 64 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 2: Hold on effect because I'm driving and the kid takes 65 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,560 Speaker 2: you know, there's a whole mask and everything iron man 66 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:30,000 Speaker 2: and he takes that off, and I had the wrong kid. 67 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 1: It's a different six year old. 68 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 2: Child. I had the wrong iron Man. 69 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 1: No, my god, I don't know why. 70 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 2: Who taught him to get into the car with the stranger? 71 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:48,720 Speaker 1: My god, let's blame the kid in this situation that 72 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 1: seems legit. Well, I mean, at that point, you just 73 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 1: bring him back to the house, and. 74 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 2: My god, yes, I slammed on the brakes. I freaked out. 75 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 2: I told you turn oh, I would have just. 76 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 1: Brought him back and been like, I hope the pair 77 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 1: don't know the age that both boys pretty similar. You 78 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 1: didn't babysit much. 79 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, I go back to the parade, which is still 80 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 2: going on. Because I could look for the cute guy 81 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 2: in his family, it was pretty easy to find the 82 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 2: spot that I didn't. I just sort of brought the 83 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,840 Speaker 2: wrong Ironman back and just sort of like got him 84 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:24,120 Speaker 2: back to the right place and let him kind of 85 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,679 Speaker 2: figure his thing out. 86 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,160 Speaker 1: Did he find his parents or whoever he was with? 87 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,960 Speaker 1: His babysitter was flirting with the other kid too. 88 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 2: I don't wanted to think I just left him, but 89 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,359 Speaker 2: I wasn't. I didn't want to go up to the 90 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,679 Speaker 2: parents and be like, hey, by the way, your child 91 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,680 Speaker 2: was in my car with me was going to him out, 92 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 2: so he just sort of, you know, sidled up to 93 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 2: his group and thank goodness, my iron Man was there, 94 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 2: just like having a great time getting more candy. 95 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 1: And that's even so good for you because he can't 96 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 1: even tell his parents that you screwed up because he 97 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 1: doesn't know. He didn't. 98 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 2: No, you don't know anything. Okay, that is my secret 99 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 2: that no one has known until this moment. 100 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 1: Wow, a kidnapping story with a happy ending, we don't 101 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:15,400 Speaker 1: get a lot of Yeah, yeah, good for you. 102 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 2: Wait wait, hold on, wait, wait, I don't really care 103 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:17,560 Speaker 2: about the kid. 104 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:21,240 Speaker 1: What happened to the hot guy? Good question. 105 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:24,640 Speaker 2: So yeah, hot guy and I went to the Halloween 106 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,279 Speaker 2: party and we did end up dating. I mean it 107 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,760 Speaker 2: was you know, I was seventeen. It lasted a few months. 108 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:35,880 Speaker 1: That's really successful. That's seven nine too. If you have 109 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 1: a Halloween themed confession that you want to come clean about, 110 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 1: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make 111 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,360 Speaker 1: you the next mass speaker. We got your phone tap 112 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:43,880 Speaker 1: coming up. 113 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:45,919 Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.