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Speaker 1: If you think you may have already put on a

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Speaker 1: few LB's this year, don't blame yourself.

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Speaker 2: Blame traffic. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It's a new one. I haven't blamed before.

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Speaker 1: A new study found traffic jams are making Americans fat.

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Speaker 3: Why what makes sense.

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Speaker 4: You're sitting in your car for so long, you don't

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Speaker 4: have the energy to work out after.

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Speaker 3: You get you lose time.

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Speaker 2: By the time you get home.

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna want to like cook yourself a meal.

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Speaker 1: You'd rather just grab some fast food, heat up a

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Speaker 1: hot pocket, call it a day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I mean, like you leave work with all these like

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Speaker 4: hopes and dreams and aspirations of what you're gonna.

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Speaker 3: Get done that day, and then you finally get home

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Speaker 3: and you're like, it's true.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm gonna laundry. None of that's happening.

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Speaker 1: Also, the study found traffic jams make Americans angry. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: no shocker there, and no surprise, traffic jams also make

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Speaker 1: it so we're late.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, seriously, all that I know, I am

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Speaker 5: feeling so fat and angry and late right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh I wish I had a Wendy's baconator to make

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Speaker 1: it all better because we gotta do WCII.

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Speaker 2: Which clip is it?

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Speaker 1: Two viral soundbites from the internet, only enough time to

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Speaker 1: play one, so let's get right to your choices. Your

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Speaker 1: first option is a seventeen second clip of a tiny

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Speaker 1: tree frog who isn't angry about traffic jams. He just

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Speaker 1: hates being picked up by humans and if you touch

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Speaker 1: his tiny frog body he will scream to let you

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Speaker 1: know it. Or option two is a different frog named Kermit,

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Speaker 1: who lets out his inner demons by singing Eminem's slim

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Speaker 1: shady as slim kurmy, So what's it gonna be?

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Speaker 2: Amphibious scream? Or eight mile in green alexis eight mile

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Speaker 2: and green.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't even ask me, Jeff, give me slim Kurmy.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: The fatties in the room have spoken me me included me, include.

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Speaker 2: The angry people.

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Speaker 1: Let's hear the sound of Kermit the frog letting out

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Speaker 1: his inner demons with the song slim Kurmy, Yeah Black.

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Speaker 2: I've never seen a rapping fog before.

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Speaker 5: John's on the floor, like council, just first.

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Speaker 4: Loose the door.

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Speaker 5: He ain't nothing but mammals. Oh wait, a second, I'm

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Speaker 5: amphibian man. What the heck with piggy piggy piggies is?

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Speaker 5: There's just no winning. Well, I say, she can go

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Speaker 5: to the rest of You might try to spite me,

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Speaker 5: fight me, but that's okay because your girlfriends like me.

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Speaker 5: Kurmi's on her lips. Kurmy's on her lips, webbed hands

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Speaker 5: in her hair, not this, So what the real slim Kurmy?

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Speaker 5: Please stand up and put all the webbed fingers on

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Speaker 5: each hand, proud to be mean and lean and ready

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Speaker 5: to show green is what you want to be? Say

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Speaker 5: the course, and it goes slim where they want to be,

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Speaker 5: or just a slimmy wormy because clip is it.

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Speaker 1: Let's move on and get into your shock collar question

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Speaker 1: of the day with Jake, whose shirt today is as

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Speaker 1: stiff as Brook's breakfast drink.

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Speaker 2: Jake, take it please.

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Speaker 6: Valentine's Day is tomorrow, but you might remember earlier in

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Speaker 6: the week we dipped our toes into the steamy, drippy,

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Speaker 6: tantalizingly awkward history of human love, from caveman grunting sweet

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Speaker 6: nothings to medieval nights writing really weird poems about women's

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Speaker 2: But guess what.

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Speaker 6: We're not done yet because there's so many romantic stories

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Speaker 6: from our past that we never got to cover. So

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Speaker 6: buckle up for round two in another History of Human

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Speaker 6: Love edition of plenty of Bankys.

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Speaker 2: Oh please Brook.

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Speaker 6: All right, you guys, say a number one through twenty

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Speaker 6: I'll give you a question about a true famous historical romance.

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Speaker 6: Just answer it correctly to stay in the game. We'll

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Speaker 6: start with the woman who is known around the Mountain

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Speaker 6: West Conference as the Cupid of track and field.

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Speaker 2: That's Alexis.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that's a nice title, Alexis.

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Speaker 6: How about a number one through twenty t Your category

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Speaker 6: is breakup Songs Gone Wild? Which of these is a

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Speaker 6: real breakup song? Is it A I'm over you, so

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Speaker 6: why are you still here? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: B you were.

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Speaker 6: Only holding my hand to hold me back? Or see

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Speaker 6: I still miss you but my aim is improving?

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Speaker 2: Or D all the above? Are these titles so long?

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Speaker 2: They sound like Kermit's next distrack going to be.

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Speaker 3: A long one?

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Speaker 2: I mean I'm gonna go d all the above.

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Speaker 3: I can't not take that option, Alexa.

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Speaker 2: Said all the above?

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Speaker 6: That is only one of those was a real song.

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Speaker 6: It was B you were only holding my hand? To

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Speaker 6: Hold Me Back by country artist George Jones.

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Speaker 3: You're all hold in my hand hold. That's a long,

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Speaker 3: long time, Brook.

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Speaker 2: It's your turn.

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Speaker 3: How about a number twelve?

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Speaker 6: Brook Which celebrity broke up with their partner via facts?

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Speaker 6: Is an A John bon Jovi, B Shania Twain or

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Speaker 6: C Phil Collins?

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Speaker 4: Oh interesting, I think bon Jovi is too much of

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Speaker 4: a romantic.

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Speaker 3: I think he'd do it in person. You know, the

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Speaker 3: drama of it all.

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Speaker 2: But the drama.

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Speaker 1: There is a lot of drama in a fact because

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Speaker 1: how slow it comes out.

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Speaker 2: It's like, imagine the term line.

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Speaker 4: I think.

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Speaker 3: Shania Twain. I mean she's a busy woman. Maybe she

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Speaker 6: Since she's on Canada.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, give me Shania.

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Speaker 6: Twain, Brooks said, Shania Twain. That is.

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Speaker 4: Correct.

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Speaker 6: It was actually Phil Collins who broke up with this

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Speaker 6: partner via fax. He was on tour and traveling and

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Speaker 6: it was the nineties, so we needed to use the facts.

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Speaker 3: My dad really looked like Phil Collins in the nineties.

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Speaker 3: They looked like I can.

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Speaker 2: See this, Jose.

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Speaker 6: It's your turn, ten and twelve or off the board,

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Speaker 6: let's go four, Jose. Which of these celebrity marriages lasted

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Speaker 6: less than seventy two hours? Is it a Kim Kardashian

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Speaker 6: and Chris Humphries, b Britney Spears and Jason Alexander or

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Speaker 6: c Carmen Elektra and Dennis Rodman.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I forgot about that marriage.

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Speaker 6: What was the second one, you said, Britney Spears and

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Speaker 6: Jason Alexander?

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Speaker 2: Is that the no? That was from the no from Seinfeld?

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Speaker 3: You guys. I love it, you guys.

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Speaker 4: That was her childhood friend and they got married in Vegas.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I remember that story.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Pablos has got mad. That makes the most sense.

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Speaker 3: I could see that one because then she had to

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Speaker 3: just get it done right away and get it into

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Speaker 3: boards immediately. Watching it was still in Vegas, I'd say, Brittany, what.

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Speaker 6: No, she's super stable, Jose said Britney Spears and Jason Alexander.

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Speaker 2: That is corrected.

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Speaker 6: It was actually fifty five hours that their marriage lasted. Wow.

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Speaker 6: Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman. Six months? Hey, congrats to

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Speaker 6: that guys, and Kim and Chris that was seventy two days. Wow,

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey were up to you. If you get this wrong,

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Speaker 6: Jose will win today. I need a number number three, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 6: According to a Vanity Fair article, actress Kristen Dunst once

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Speaker 6: broke up with her boyfriend because he got her a

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Speaker 6: cheap Valentine's Day gift, a talking SpongeBob SquarePants. Is that

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Speaker 6: true or false?

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Speaker 2: I don't know who Kristen Dunst is, but Kirsten.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, God forbid, I say one name wrong of the.

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Speaker 1: Show, and then I totally blanked out what you said

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Speaker 1: because I was so mad that you said.

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Speaker 4: She dumped a guy because all he got her was

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Speaker 4: a SpongeBob talking card.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean all he got her age? That's

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Speaker 2: a great gift.

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Speaker 1: I hope that that's false. I would never want her

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Speaker 1: to break up over something as great as that.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey said false.

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Speaker 2: That is true.

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Speaker 6: He claimed it was romantic. Kirsten disagreed, and that means

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Speaker 6: jose has won today's edition of Dear Thank.

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Speaker 1: You, Oh so say you get to choose to get

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Speaker 1: shocked while singing Toxic by Britney Spears.

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Speaker 2: Who's it gonna be? Jose?

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Speaker 5: You man?

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Speaker 2: Oh after I supported you? After all that? Okay, never mind,

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Speaker 2: with the taste of your lips, I'm on a ride.

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Speaker 1: Your toxic, I'm slipping under.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that is your shot collar question.

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Speaker 1: The other day, we got your phone tab coming up

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Speaker 1: in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,