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Speaker 1: Welcome back another episode of Alchemy. This I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Polo guests that Kevin Polock. Well, I do and

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Speaker 1: I don't, but I digress. I'm so very happy to

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Speaker 1: welcome you all to another episode of Alcomy. There, let's

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Speaker 1: meet today's Alcome in the show. We in no particular orders.

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Speaker 1: Say hello to Chris Aperodo. Hi everybody, Chris, you wish

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Speaker 1: you were here If an eighth day of the week

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Speaker 1: we're added and called Someday. How would you spend your

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Speaker 1: It's Carla Katkowski for me. Carlo. What are your summer plans? Carla,

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Speaker 1: summer plans are sleep napping? My favorite? Whoa, there's Vanessa

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Speaker 1: Ragland Venetian. Do you believe dreams do come true? It

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Speaker 1: Mark Gagliardi brought us her slippers. That's right, mark your calendars.

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Speaker 1: What's your favorite birthday present ever? My favorite birthday present

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Speaker 1: ever is a thumb drive. I was given with ten

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Speaker 1: thousand photos of my family dating back to Good Lord.

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Speaker 1: You have the best friends in the world, or who

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Speaker 1: gave that to you? My dad? Correct, that's what I

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Speaker 1: have here, your father. And last up, but up your

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Speaker 1: it's James Heeny, James Dean. When a man loves a woman,

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Speaker 1: why can't he keep his mind on nothing else? Nothing else?

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Speaker 1: Oh God, I guess it's because you need to plot

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Speaker 1: and plan to capture that woman to keep forever? Is that?

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Speaker 1: What's your paper? Is that? Right? That is exactly what

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Speaker 1: way to squeeze it out? All right? As is our want.

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Speaker 1: All of today's scene suggestions were gathered from your listener emails.

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Speaker 1: Your name here at alchemy this dot com. I first

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Speaker 1: seen comes from John who wrote Dear Alchemists, It's recruiting

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Speaker 1: day at the big universities. But the scouts are not

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Speaker 1: looking for the next NFL superstar. No, No, They're in

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Speaker 1: search of top notch players for the newest independent sports

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Speaker 1: trend called food larg food Lark is a hard, driving,

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Speaker 1: physical game of chance, whimsy, and bitterness. It requires a

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Speaker 1: number of attributes such as the hard, scrabbled toughness of

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Speaker 1: American football, the finesse and delicacy of fencing, and the

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Speaker 1: deep thinking strategy of chess. Oh my, on this day,

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Speaker 1: the recruiters are determined, and the coaches and university officials

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Speaker 1: are well a little confused. Thank you so much for

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Speaker 1: your talent, hilarity, and brazen disregard for any and all

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Speaker 1: listeners sensitivities. Wow, now, if you would, now, if you

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Speaker 1: would alchemy that ship regards John E. Sittrone, Jacksonville, Florida.

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Speaker 1: Part Now, remember when you did you say the name

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Speaker 1: of that sport again? Uh fool, Listen when you get

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Speaker 1: in there, Uh all the recruiters are going to be

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Speaker 1: eyes on you. Right. You understand what we practiced. I've

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Speaker 1: been practicing my whole life for this, right of course,

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Speaker 1: So you feel you're ready. I'm ready. I was born

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Speaker 1: for this. Okay, Your mom and I are so just

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Speaker 1: when I gave birth to you, I thought he is

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Speaker 1: just full of chance, whimsy and bitterness. Coach Coach you

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Speaker 1: take care of him now, But you listen to me

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Speaker 1: when you get out there. You want you to think

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Speaker 1: food large, and food large and nothing else. I can't

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Speaker 1: think of anything else other than food large. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to hear about math issues and english and science

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Speaker 1: and all that crap. Food. Yeah, you want to go

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Speaker 1: to the right university? Am I wrong? No? That's true. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I've got bad news. Uh, I didn't want any news.

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Speaker 1: Do your parents know about that? We have no idea

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Speaker 1: about that. I an't gonna need a urine sample from

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Speaker 1: someone that hasn't been using performance and enhancing performance and drugs. Dad,

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Speaker 1: you got some urine in you? I mean yeah, I'll

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Speaker 1: a trust. Here are we talking hormones? We're talking to

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Speaker 1: that steroids? Did you get those out of my medicine cabinets? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I knew I should have stopped taking those years years ago.

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Speaker 1: You should have taken all of them. You left them behind,

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Speaker 1: and I was tempted. I was. I did, and I

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Speaker 1: I know that's part of the reason why I've been

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Speaker 1: doing so good. So Uh, I think your dad's gonna

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Speaker 1: the Look the first recruiter I want you to meet. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he comes from San Jose State University, and I want

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Speaker 1: he's ready. Uh, Coach Arnald, Yes, sir, I got the

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Speaker 1: first potential recruit for you. What's your name? Boy? Rick?

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Speaker 1: All right? Rick? Now, I'll represent San Jose State University?

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Speaker 1: Is that in California? Familiar? Okay? This isn't this? This

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Speaker 1: is no. I mean that was just a cordial question California. Say,

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, sir, like the sharks. All right, you don't

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Speaker 1: ask me any more questions. You answer my questions. How

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Speaker 1: fast are you? Okay? Sounds good? All right? What do

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Speaker 1: you think would be a high scoring two letter word?

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Speaker 1: I like your instincts, like your instincts. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: So let me just run you through a quick scenario.

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Speaker 1: You're on the field. Okay, you're holding your fencing sword

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Speaker 1: otherwise known as in sharp object. Okay, okay, write that down.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking instincts here, animal instincts. Okay, you're a bishop,

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Speaker 1: doing great. What's rip up to. Well, we've been focusing

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Speaker 1: a lot on food, large food. Lar. Yes, that it

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Speaker 1: is a sport that is full of charm, wit and bitterness. Oh,

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Speaker 1: that seems like a good match for it. Yes. Looking

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Speaker 1: he's so. He's a little small for his age. But

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Speaker 1: recently divorced. Yes, Oh that's what I meant. I meant

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Speaker 1: not lonely, Oh no, I'm not. I didn't sense that

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Speaker 1: I didn't. That's what I've been doing in the mornings,

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Speaker 1: a great day ahead. It's like a prayer for you.

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Speaker 1: It's like a rage prayer. All right. Um, this ain't football, boy, No,

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Speaker 1: I know it's it's not. This ain't basketball boy. I

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Speaker 1: know it's not basketball. And the same baseball. No, say

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Speaker 1: the name of it. We'll see it together. One two, three,

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Speaker 1: food lark, that's right. Show your bitterness, Show me your barterness.

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Speaker 1: could someone get me a cup? I actually kind of

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Speaker 1: have to be Now, what's that all about? Did you

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Speaker 1: need a urine sample from your father? Well, I figured

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Speaker 1: If you take me to San Jose, you're gonna need

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Speaker 1: to know I do Royd's I need to know is

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Speaker 1: your father clean? Hope? So otherwise he's wasting our time

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Speaker 1: pissing into other room. I like you. I like you too.

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Speaker 1: If somebody doesn't bring me a cup, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: put the stopper and go in the sweetheart. Here, just

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Speaker 1: take my cup. I was going to I was going

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Speaker 1: to yearnate in this cup for myself for my own purposes.

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Speaker 1: But instead you can take mine. Oh thank well, here

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Speaker 1: keep the straw all right? If I could just bring

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Speaker 1: that that. Um, I'm extremely excited about the first quarter.

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Speaker 1: As a group, we brought in Uh my lord one

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Speaker 1: point seven billions of many and uh first order of business. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that money. Well, I've got to suggesting what we might

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Speaker 1: up at the quarterly meetings, and um, Jim, you had

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Speaker 1: shove it down the American people's throats. Yeah. Look, it's America, man,

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Speaker 1: that's what we do in America. You right. But we

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Speaker 1: an idea we could kill all the tigers. Okay, killing

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Speaker 1: tigers should be on someone's list. Jim, you work down

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Speaker 1: food lar fool. Yeah, could you explain that to us? Sure?

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Speaker 1: Well it's a combination of whimsy and uh and bitterness.

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Speaker 1: I can't think of the third thing. That hard driving,

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Speaker 1: Exactly like blackjack sort of You ever flipped a coin

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Speaker 1: You played paper rock scissors? You mean rock paper scissors? Well,

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Speaker 1: you're not from the same town I'm from. Uh, well

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Speaker 1: you know all these you know these games sis, sciss paper.

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Speaker 1: The wife and I traveled to France once and it

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Speaker 1: is rochambo. Oh. Yeah, they have different words for things

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Speaker 1: So that's the chance part. But everybody's in in pads

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Speaker 1: and why bitterness? How does that? How are we gonna

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Speaker 1: how we are people better anyway? Yeah? We only We're

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Speaker 1: the rest of the family. Well, that's a guarantee. Flock.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's we're gonna have a lot of players. Flock. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a big group, a big number. Yeah, flock is

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Speaker 1: that's actually we don't call them teams. We're gonna call

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Speaker 1: him flocks. Kenny, you want to weigh in on this.

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Speaker 1: I know you had questions for Jim. Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

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Speaker 1: Does the world need another sports were good question? Is

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Speaker 1: just not all animals. Well, I only corrupt world. I

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Speaker 1: made a billion dollars. Well, when food are takes off

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Speaker 1: I feel under attack here, I'd just like to say,

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Speaker 1: recently out of prison? Huh? No? Have you recently killed anything?

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling so not bitter. My sister tarebras or own

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Speaker 1: All you've gotta do is take that sadness and harden it.

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Speaker 1: Everybody with me, now, now, doesn't that sadness feel a

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Speaker 1: little bit more like madness? Alright? First City Bank, we

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Speaker 1: out into then we have canteens across our chest fill

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Speaker 1: We're going about each other. There's romantic tension. We're looking

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Speaker 1: Not a tag No, don't shoot the lion. No no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: It would be bloody and dead. And the tiger so

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Speaker 1: hunting quarter cheese? Yeah, thank you, nothing for me. I

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Speaker 1: phone call. Sure, Hi, is this the fool lug full

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Speaker 1: International high foolog International? Hi? I want to join a flock? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: are you better? Very? Are you second born? Definitely? Well?

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Speaker 1: Last of all, do you have a sense of whimsy? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll be there. I want to thank you for the

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Speaker 1: out on domestic animals. My whole life, I've hurt things,

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Speaker 1: hurt people, animals and people both. Yes, ma'am. Okay, excellent. Well,

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Speaker 1: a team seven thousand four. That is correct. I don't

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Speaker 1: We can sponsor you. Oh well, actually I can just

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Speaker 1: Can we come behind this plexiglass is here to protect

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Speaker 1: doesn't that change your perspective? To keep you safe? It's

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Speaker 1: Tell me about the order of which you were birth

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Speaker 1: We pay a fee, We walk out into a field.

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Speaker 1: We become legendary, sir. Ma' sir? What is happening? I

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Speaker 1: You want me to get fourteen thou dollars? Wait? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Walk out with you? We pay another fee? Where are we?

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Speaker 1: More questions do you have for me? Are you? I

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Speaker 1: your life? Sure? Every day is? Then let's do it? No, Papa, please? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. Is someone else trying

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Speaker 1: shot through my fucking fingertips. I didn't know you can

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Speaker 1: fix your arm through that hole. You didn't. That's the

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Speaker 1: whimsy of my body is supposed to be for I'm

419
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Speaker 1: not gonna hurt you. I'm not gonna hurt you. Scared, yes, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm scared. Okay, now scared me join me? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: join me, join me. That was amazing, you want to say?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay o god, I see we just march right

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Speaker 1: onto a field right now? Why you never mind? Can

424
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Speaker 1: I just get my money up? Please? Yeah, you're going

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Speaker 1: to need three fees on top of your transaction fee.

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Speaker 1: Strangle fee talkinge fee confusing, and there's my check. Excellent.

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Speaker 1: We are going to put you on the City Bank team. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what cities that in that would be in this city? Oh? Great,

429
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Speaker 1: that's convenient. Yes, Cleveland, Ohio. Okay, high coach, how you

430
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Speaker 1: doing their kid? I'm great, I'm ready to play. I'm sorry.

431
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Speaker 1: You're looking for the City Bank team. Yes, oh they're

432
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Speaker 1: one building over this. This is City Bank too, but comma,

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Speaker 1: oh okay, this is been a weird day book. Every

434
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Speaker 1: every building has a team. They're right next door. I heard, Look, sweetheart,

435
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Speaker 1: your urine came back and fool of drugs and bad

436
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Speaker 1: bad gosh. I could have told you that probably other

437
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 1: people's blood and there too. Huh. Yes, and I am

438
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Speaker 1: just a little. My friend Diane, she and her husband

439
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 1: recently divorced. Whose idea was it though? Okay, what I'm saying.

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00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is that I don't want us to

441
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Speaker 1: go through that. Sure, So could you please explain all

442
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Speaker 1: of the levels of cocaine and explain all the levels

443
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Speaker 1: of coin? All right? Well, there's there's top tier like

444
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 1: the primop or did your worse that day under your sentence?

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Speaker 1: Oh no? Please? All right? Well, when you you you

446
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: started talking, so I would love for you to follow

447
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Speaker 1: through with it. Well, there's the top, dear primo cocaine,

448
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 1: and then well there's two kinds of cocaine. There's sativa

449
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Speaker 1: and indica, and a sativa is gonna be a real

450
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Speaker 1: upper and indica is gonna be like just emotionally upper. Well,

451
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, coach. I guess I'm not going to be

452
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Speaker 1: able to be in the San Jose Sharks team. My

453
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Speaker 1: dad does a lot of drucks. I wish you would

454
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Speaker 1: have said it before I paid in that cup. Well

455
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 1: we're gonna miss you, um, but if I were just

456
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 1: being honest, Today is the first day of the food

457
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Speaker 1: larg uh sports situation. But it's also the last Today's

458
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Speaker 1: game was the first game ever and the last game ever.

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Speaker 1: The tigers that were endangered, that died as part of it.

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Speaker 1: It's part of it. But more importantly, nobody shot up

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Speaker 1: what no fans? All right? Welcome back to the second

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Speaker 1: quarterly meeting of the year, first Order Business of Courses,

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Speaker 1: to report the loss of one point four million a billion.

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Speaker 1: We still have, we have, We made a name for ourselves.

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Speaker 1: There's probably gonna be books, and also we still have

466
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Speaker 1: point two billion dollars. I'm not sure idiots was the

467
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Speaker 1: name we're looking for. Tim Are you saying I did

468
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Speaker 1: all it could to sink this particular ship, Well, I

469
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: agree to disagree fair enough, and that's gotta be seen too.

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Speaker 1: But it was only seen one yes, uh seen to

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Speaker 1: come from ken Ken, who writes, hello, alchemist. I'm a

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00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: huge fan of your podcast. Really helps break up my

473
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Speaker 1: hours of monotonous daily commute to and from law school.

474
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: And I tell everyone I can about how great your

475
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Speaker 1: show is. Most of them agree with me, and the

476
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: ones who don't are all idiots. Oh, I like where

477
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Speaker 1: this guy's coming from. I've got a scene idea for you.

478
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Speaker 1: Two seasoned patrol cops or send out to a house

479
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Speaker 1: on an emergency. Once they break down the door, they

480
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Speaker 1: realize they've interrupted a full on war crimes court proceeding

481
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Speaker 1: being held by school children against the neighborhood bully. All right, rookie, yeah,

482
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Speaker 1: I want you to knock on that door with purpose. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, okay, I mean I want want when I

484
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: tell you too, what should we go away? Let's go?

485
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: Oh goodness? For officers? Are your parents here? Um? Actually,

486
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: they're a little busy. They're working right now. Right, Well,

487
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 1: we have a warrant to search the house. What's that sound?

488
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: That's a cat. That's my cat. He's your cat tied up?

489
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: My cat has a stomach ache, poor thing. Well we

490
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Speaker 1: can have a veterinarian come around at some point, but

491
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 1: for sure, I was trained to be a field medic.

492
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: I could probably help. What are the pigs doing here? Oh?

493
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: Come on, that's not very nice term for us. We're cops,

494
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: were police were pretty much. I can say anything I want. Oink,

495
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: oink oink. It's kind of a hustle environment. Are you

496
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Speaker 1: kids playing something to Yes? Ever heard of hokots? We've

497
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: all played hop scots. But I'm here in the sounds

498
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: of someone tied up. I said that was my goldfriend Sea.

499
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: Can we just come in and take a quick look.

500
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: What's that smell? Oh it's bacon. Kids. You're hilarious and

501
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: fun and we don't mean to disturb the playtime. It's

502
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: just has been disturbing since from the neighbors have had

503
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Speaker 1: lots of calls. How do you wear shoes? Here? I was,

504
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 1: I was wondering where there's a boy in there that's

505
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: tied up? There is, so don't commit commend touch him?

506
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: All right, I'll go one and tie him. All right?

507
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: Excuse me stop? Do you have an extra juice box? Yes?

508
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: We do here? It is uh do you have an

509
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: extra juice No? Not for you. Okay, here's the thing.

510
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Speaker 1: We know that you're the law, but in this house

511
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Speaker 1: we have our own law. And Jason here committed a crime.

512
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: This is not concerned either of you. All right, Well,

513
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: let's be fair about this. What was the crime that

514
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Speaker 1: he committed? Crime committed? Have you ever heard of sharing? Yes,

515
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 1: well he hasn't. Okay, that makes me angry. I'm on

516
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: your side already. What else have you heard of? Tattle telling? Yes?

517
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: Well he has to. He loves it is a big time,

518
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: tattle tale, punching up, punching up. Yeah, you're supposed to

519
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: punch up, right, Big kids take on big kids punches down.

520
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of this kid's w What were

521
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Speaker 1: you in the midst of maybe punishing this Uh, we're

522
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Speaker 1: going to give him his process. Can we just witness

523
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Speaker 1: you know what we want? We honestly don't think we

524
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: should be witnessing your little tails. I would hate to

525
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Speaker 1: have to report. We're gonna have to write a report

526
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: about this report in due time. Let's let this play out. Also,

527
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Speaker 1: if you say you at the right to report, makes

528
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: me think you're a rookie. I'm not a rookie. It's

529
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: how many days? How many days have you been on

530
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Speaker 1: the second week? One page? Second week rookie? I need

531
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Speaker 1: you to have my back on this. We're gonna let

532
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: this play out for a couple of these. Piece of evidence.

533
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: He went up to our babysitter and said that I

534
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: called him dumb? Did you? I did? But he tattle

535
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 1: taled no further questions, and I have the tape of it.

536
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:23,760
Speaker 1: Play the tape, play did she? And she just started out, Jason,

537
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:32,240
Speaker 1: take your breath. You're gonna be so handsome one day?

538
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: What does he said? It just mean? What stop? See

539
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: he said that I was mean. Yep, yep, yep, yep, hey, rook,

540
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: give me that clock. I can't. We don't, we don't,

541
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 1: we can't. I guess I'm done asking you. You know what,

542
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:57,839
Speaker 1: tak got all the bullets, take out the bulls. Thank you.

543
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 1: I really feel like I'm going to have to take

544
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: and cheap. What did I just do it? Here you go? Okay, wow,

545
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: pretty heavy? Oh my god, he just hit that child

546
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: over the face. Here you are, thank you very much. Okay,

547
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 1: the court would recognize Mackenzie recognize this is an interesting

548
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 1: little piece of evidence. I have that he used to

549
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,839
Speaker 1: be one of my favorite two socks. Can you see

550
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 1: anything wrong with this one's luck? I can. It's soiled. Yep,

551
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 1: it's got a whole cut in it almost looks like

552
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 1: a lizard bit its way out of this has a lizard?

553
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: Jason put his lizard in my uniform side? Can I

554
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: have that taser? You shouldn't take this. Thank you. Listen,

555
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go call in for that's how

556
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: the game. I can't sit this is child because this

557
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: is a fair household and the evidence has been laid out.

558
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: We will now allow Jason to speaking. It should What

559
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:20,399
Speaker 1: do you have to say for yourself? Don't cry? Don't

560
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: you dare cry. You're not scared, You're not even scared.

561
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: You scared me? Scary, scary be don't be such a baby.

562
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:41,399
Speaker 1: Get a chance to please? Guilty because what do you think?

563
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 1: What do you think you are? Okay, do you have evidence?

564
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:54,919
Speaker 1: Where is the evidence? May the court recognize that he's

565
00:36:55,000 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: currently peeing himself. He's got drew all over his face. Okay,

566
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 1: I can't listen to him anymore. Oh my god, we

567
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: can't be here. Somebody's at the door. I gotta hello, Hi, Stacy,

568
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 1: I am looking for my young charge. What does that mean?

569
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: I'm a babysitter and for Jason. Oh yeah, wait, what

570
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: was your name? Aga, Stacy? You are very pretty. What's

571
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: happening to Jason? Why is he screaming? Officer Tim and

572
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 1: don't plow my cover. Don't plow my cover. He's a rookie, Stacy. Uh.

573
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 1: We arrived on the scene and we are observing. We're

574
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,320
Speaker 1: just about to call this happening with Jason. Mom is

575
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 1: going to be really he's being brought up for charges

576
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 1: by his friends who we may have a bully on

577
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: our hands. I don't know what your experience is like.

578
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 1: Someone want to call Stacy to the stand if I may, Stacy, Hi,

579
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 1: I'm Jaden and this is my friend Aiden, and this

580
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: is mckendzie. Um Stacy, how long have you known Jason?

581
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: I've known little JJ since he was like, had no

582
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: leg hair? Three years? Okay, Aiden, how long have I

583
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 1: known him? No question for the um? Uh? What when?

584
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: How did you first meet Jason at the pool? I

585
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 1: met his mom? Okay, okay, and now I'm a lifeguard. Yeah,

586
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 1: you look at your life guard too quick? One question

587
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: and one real? Okay? Would you mind breeding Aiden's hair

588
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: like yours? Because that would be cool if it matched?

589
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: Would you mind I otherwise I'll take it. I'll just

590
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: take it. Has you'll take my It looks like Jason

591
00:38:56,640 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: got pistol whipped. I'm really scared. So what's going on? Uh?

592
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 1: The proceeding is unfolding as it should. You're familiar with

593
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: the word organic, Okay. We're drying something new with the

594
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 1: police force, and that is when we get onto a

595
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: scene if there's a domestic disturbance, we'd like to ask

596
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: some questions. In this case, we decided to observe. Jason.

597
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna untie you, but if you cry, you're gonna

598
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 1: get hurt. No, he is, yeah, he is. What about

599
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,439
Speaker 1: my mom? About her? Don't talk about her mom? Don't

600
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 1: see any about my mom. If you're threatening Jade, and

601
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're threatening Jason, I will tell your mother.

602
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 1: My mom is not an alcoholic. Yes she is, don't

603
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: say that. She absolutely is? All right? Let's she's probably

604
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 1: home right now. Jason, you're being charged with being mean,

605
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,439
Speaker 1: a bully, not sharing, and being a tattle towel. Now

606
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: you have somebody here in your corner and cry and

607
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 1: a cry baby. I'm taking your gag off. You are mean,

608
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 1: mean kids, Jason? Are you okay? I wish I got

609
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: a hug like that? What a good hug. Nobody's time

610
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:17,919
Speaker 1: to see how Jason pleads Jason guilt, Of course you're

611
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 1: not going thing's gonna go a little better for you

612
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 1: if maybe you own some of your behavior. Is that possible, right?

613
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 1: And is it possible to some of these charges against

614
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:32,479
Speaker 1: you were true, not all of them, but some of them.

615
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: What's going on here? Hello? I'm so sorry took my pennies.

616
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 1: We didn't realize you were home. Man, you don't need

617
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:48,720
Speaker 1: to be here. Mom, Yes, since you've been here. Bitch okay, Mom.

618
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,240
Speaker 1: She when she says bitch, she means it as a compliment.

619
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Speaker 1: I mean because she's out of control. Yeah, that's like

620
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: a good thing. Right, what's going on office? I don't

621
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Speaker 1: think we realized that when she said it's the next level? Yeah,

622
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 1: welcome you about Would you like a pizza roll? Ma'am

623
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: would love Stacy. I asked for a pizza role. You'll

624
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: get one later. Bit, Mrs Baker. My mom says you're

625
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: owe her three cigarettes. Would your mom say, Jaden, you

626
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: owe her three cigarettes? He? Would your mom say, tell

627
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: me again? I can't he Jane, Okay, never mind, ma'am.

628
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Speaker 1: Would it be okay if ma'am ma'am is my mother's name?

629
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Speaker 1: Oh miss, I'm sorry? What was your name? I didn't

630
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Speaker 1: get this, triggy um. We came upon this domestic disturbance.

631
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 1: There were some calls, how very officer Tim, this is

632
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:50,879
Speaker 1: to Tim rookie, Well, I would prefer not to just

633
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 1: call me a rookie uniforms baggy on you. I'm going

634
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 1: to grow into it. You must be timing under there.

635
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 1: I'm actually it's just at the it's big. I'm an

636
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: average size bout. Oh boy, does it want company? Hey, sarge,

637
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 1: I'm getting a distress signal from rookie Tom. Yeah, what's it?

638
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: What's it saying? Um, it's just it says nine number one,

639
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 1: number one, number one, number one num and one numb

640
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: one number one one night nine one. We just said

641
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 1: one one nine. At the end of everything, he said,

642
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I'd probably just disregard like a GPS

643
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 1: track this thing, and maybe we can get in there,

644
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 1: or I can just leave it alone. You know what,

645
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: asked him to send pics well scent. So now we

646
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: have grown ups in the room, grown ups and kind

647
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 1: of grown ups in the room listening to what Jason.

648
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: I want to see what happens. Okay, well, let's go

649
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: over what the penalties are going to be. I found guilty.

650
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:54,879
Speaker 1: That's a good idea. Okay, you've got to let him go.

651
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 1: We'll see, Aidan. What do you think for sure? One

652
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,919
Speaker 1: knuckle sandwich for sure, one kunckle sandwich for sure. Two

653
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: butt cheeks naked in the wind? Yeah, yeah, I want

654
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: to glue is a little nutsack. I got to take

655
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: a quick picture of the Could you guys just get

656
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: together really quick? All right, we can't let you tape

657
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: or this. The pictures come through you. Yeah, wow, wow,

658
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 1: wow wow. Check out the rack on this one. All right,

659
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: that's not come on, this is a professional environment. What

660
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: are we dealing with here? Or we're dealing with a

661
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: woman with no panties? Okay? And they seemed to be

662
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 1: children and one's tied up. Okay, that's the kind of thing.

663
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: Look at this, Let on this, look at that. Yeah,

664
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 1: I get it, she's not wearing panties, But what about

665
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:58,399
Speaker 1: who is the kid that? There's a kid tight zooming on? What?

666
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:05,320
Speaker 1: Sergeant's what? It's Jason? What give me that? That's my house?

667
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: That's so? Yeah, And then when your dad comes home,

668
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: you have to take his gun and throw it in

669
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 1: the river. Don't forget cheeks in the wind and guests

670
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: whose nuts are still glued to their legs. Well, I

671
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: think rookie Tom and I have seen all we need

672
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 1: to see. Your kids seem to have everything under control.

673
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: I would like to be all you need your telephone number,

674
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 1: you can have it, Okay, you can fax me too,

675
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: Can I hi? Fax and it's a one eight eight,

676
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: six to seven, next one. That's right. Okay, so it

677
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: sounds like you're advertised. Yeah, all right, we'll be faxing,

678
00:44:52,600 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 1: will be faax mere Italian food. M hmmm, it's your daughter, right.

679
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: So I haven't eating in weeks, you have to. I

680
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 1: gave a whole box of macar only this morning. I said,

681
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 1: making necklace to eat. Knock yourself out. It was got

682
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 1: stuck in my teeth. I think we need proof that

683
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: Jason isn't just being a baby, that he's also can

684
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:24,280
Speaker 1: be a big boy, Stacy. Yeah, is it true? Jason

685
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,720
Speaker 1: told me so? Maybe he's a liar? Is it true?

686
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 1: One time you kissed him on the cheeks? He kissed me? Okay,

687
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. That is cool. It was really cool.

688
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,399
Speaker 1: I want to kiss you on the cheek. Okay, I'm

689
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: gonna take it. I'm gonna take your cheek. That was scary.

690
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 1: That's she's scary, did you Her mom is right here?

691
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 1: Look at this that's going to happen. You're scared? Oh,

692
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 1: who's got ants living inside their body? Me that I

693
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: haven't had a bathroom a long time. Yeah, totally alright, Sorge,

694
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 1: this is your home. I don't know what. You want

695
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: to kick the door down? You want to open it?

696
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 1: You want he's a key? You know what? God, if

697
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:09,919
Speaker 1: that rookie was here, we could get him to knock.

698
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 1: It's a quick, quick question. Yeah, Stacy watches your kid? Right, Yeah,

699
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: don't do not. I'm just fasking well, old ship and

700
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:30,439
Speaker 1: we're not talking about this, okay, okay, all right, all right, Um,

701
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: I do have to say the charge. And I know

702
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: you know this, but um, yeah, is this going to

703
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: hang on? It's not gonna be bad. Okay, Okay, It's

704
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 1: just that was you So you knew what my question was. Yeah,

705
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: because I know, I know me, I know my brand.

706
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? When we go in there,

707
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: if something bad is happening, legally, we can't really do

708
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,439
Speaker 1: much to stop it. If there is a corporating occurring. Well, yeah,

709
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 1: of course that's a hypothetical wild happy to the Kangaroo

710
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:55,399
Speaker 1: Court Act. We all know it. We had to learn

711
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: it in school. I didn't mean to dispute disrespectful. So

712
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: should we go in? Yeah? Um, and hey, if Stacy

713
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: like he says anything like, I'll give it. I'll give

714
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: her any Wait here we go. Here, we go all right,

715
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: for God's sake, all right, free, free Sorge, Thank god

716
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 1: you're here, Rocky Tom. Have you met the Sorge? I

717
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: my first time meeting him. I sent him. I told him.

718
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 1: I told him you guys, and I told him that

719
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 1: there was bad things going on here. Christ we got

720
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: to get you a new uniform. What I meant? Tell

721
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: him up? Tell you wait a second. This is my job. Okay,

722
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: you see big is my pinky finger, right, you said,

723
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 1: right next to Jason. We're just going to watch this

724
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: whole thing happen, all right, Sorge? Is this your house? Yeah? Yeah,

725
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: it's Actually I don't know where this drunk lady came from.

726
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: I think I live next door. Yes, I was thinking

727
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 1: this is not my family and the picture of fireplace

728
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 1: I live next door. I like to play over here.

729
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 1: That's why I snuck in the window right now. You're

730
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: the Stargs, right yeah, Hey, sorry, I'm Jaden. Jane, you're Jaden.

731
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: This is a j my son tied up. Well, oh

732
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: and this is Mackenzie. Hey, sorry, cool aid, but it's okay.

733
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 1: This isn't a real smile. This is a kool Aid smile.

734
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: I know it's very very red. So as one authority

735
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: figure to to another. I'll allow it. Okay, your rookie

736
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: is also being tried for tattle telling, and your son

737
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 1: Jason also might be a tattle tale. So as the

738
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 1: adults in the room or authority figures, what do you

739
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 1: think we should do? How should we? Here's what I

740
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,839
Speaker 1: think you should all of you. Get the funk out?

741
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: Can I held your gun? You get to know you

742
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,439
Speaker 1: can't hold my gun. Get the funk out of my house.

743
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 1: Came through the window, do Stacy? Stacy? We should get going?

744
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: If you know, if he said we should get out

745
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 1: of the house, everybody get out of my goddamn I'm

746
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 1: gonna take you Stacy station stay okay, alright, alright, sorry

747
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 1: said okay. If I fact your neighbor, I have lost

748
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 1: control of my police force, haven't I. I'm just saying.

749
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 1: She's sang her facts number and it was really crazy.

750
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 1: Is it the one that ends in seven x y

751
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: one size? Yeah, it's But I'm not a millionaire. Yeah,

752
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: go ahead, and facts are just fellas. Just help me

753
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:39,280
Speaker 1: untie my son, for God's sake, God bless once again?

754
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 1: Just as fails? Is that a lesson? Why are you

755
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: still here? I can't. I can't understand how to go.

756
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 1: You can use the door, you don't use the window again,

757
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 1: you can use I know you're here, you don't have

758
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: to use the For fox sake, Sergeant, we arrived, your

759
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 1: son was tied up, and when we're leaving, rookie Tom

760
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,399
Speaker 1: is tied up. I think it was a great day,

761
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 1: do you Jesus Christ? Well, I guess I'm satisfied. Aiden,

762
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: I'm satisfied. I have a taser gun. Still. Yeah, okay, Well,

763
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,919
Speaker 1: I guess we'll get going unless that really handsome cop

764
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: wants to take Stacy home. Yeah that sounds great. I'm

765
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 1: taking Oh yeah, that was part of it. Sorge, Will

766
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:37,720
Speaker 1: you allow a gluing of the nerds? Everything and everything

767
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769
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770
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771
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