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Speaker 1: should just acknowledge that Bowen Yang is not here tonight

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Speaker 1: jacked off on cam. That's right. He did name start

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00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:14,360
Speaker 1: movie three jack off looking up? Um you can't find it. Um.

424
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,159
Speaker 1: So basically he leaves a room and it's like a

425
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 1: classroom and a bunch of crayons at the door, and

426
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,919
Speaker 1: Hall just goes know who the fund did that? And

427
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,639
Speaker 1: then a custom the next sea. Yes, yeah, yeah, it's good.

428
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,359
Speaker 1: It's a random it's a random little moment. It's very

429
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 1: very blackout and then I started like, yeah it is,

430
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:35,200
Speaker 1: and then I started sort of like being like, oh,

431
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,480
Speaker 1: that's from I would I would reference the jokes and

432
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,439
Speaker 1: be like, you know, that's from a thing. And then

433
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,679
Speaker 1: I started sort of starting seeing parody. I see, So

434
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 1: you didn't know that was I didn't. I That's how

435
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,560
Speaker 1: dumb I am was. Can I ask you a question?

436
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,119
Speaker 1: So that was what you had to be? What thirteen

437
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,239
Speaker 1: fourteen when you saw Yeah? I think around then I

438
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 1: wasn't allowed to see any My parents would go to

439
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 1: this thing on screen, it dot com that counts our

440
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: words the s words are you know, the one words

441
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,399
Speaker 1: but the same thing. Uh yeah, yeah, it would. It

442
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 1: would it would rate the movie. Yeah. There also was

443
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,439
Speaker 1: a Christian version of it too that I forget what

444
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 1: it was called, but it would. It would like talk

445
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,320
Speaker 1: about if they were also just like blasphemous thing, Oh yeah,

446
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,920
Speaker 1: like anything. My My mom was like, we ain't trick

447
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 1: or treating. That's the devil's not and we ain't doing

448
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:31,199
Speaker 1: it no nothing. I was all like blasphemous. We like,

449
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 1: we don't and it's really crazy because she was like,

450
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 1: we don't play around with that because it will get

451
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 1: ahold of you. If you, if you bring yourself to it,

452
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 1: it will come the real belief in the dark. Yeah,

453
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 1: so it wasn't It made it even scarier. It made

454
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:48,879
Speaker 1: Halloween even scarier because it was this is real and

455
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 1: you shouldn't mess around with it, right, So I didn't

456
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: see anything but screen. It was fun because it would

457
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,360
Speaker 1: literally like catalog everything. It would and it would be

458
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: really descriptive. As far as the sex stuff, it would

459
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,639
Speaker 1: be like you know, like feels a rest, like you

460
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,399
Speaker 1: see half a tip. Yeah, there's maybe they are maybe

461
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 1: gonna there's a suggested hook up here, like even really

462
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: like pulls, like they grazed shoulders and they looked at

463
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 1: each other. We would think about the reviewers for that,

464
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:20,239
Speaker 1: like that person furiously sketching notes of like every like

465
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 1: you have to have some sort of grid layout on

466
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 1: paper where you can just tally mark, and you also

467
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: have to be yeah, you have to be a little

468
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 1: bit creepy yourself. Reading into everything was like the bulge

469
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: was huge. It was a big bulge like you would

470
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 1: you would look for the bad thing and so okay,

471
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 1: so fast forward to now who you are being a

472
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 1: real heathen on television? So are they support are they

473
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:47,200
Speaker 1: support to you. Yeah, they're they've always been. Um, they

474
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: think I'm funny, but they and But I also like

475
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,679
Speaker 1: kind of play into like I'll do church jokes for

476
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,880
Speaker 1: my mom, Like, because my first real experience with comedy

477
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 1: was funny pastor and Christian comedian. I love any because

478
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 1: the they the moments, the timing is so well, because

479
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: it's constant, you can bring it down and then joke

480
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 1: out and bring it down and joke out because you're

481
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 1: being serious. So I was obsessed with There's a guy

482
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 1: named Mark Lowry who was a Christian comedian who would

483
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 1: be like I went into when there are too many uh,

484
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 1: when there are too many animals in the in the manger?

485
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 1: Can we get a few of the animals there? It's

486
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 1: just like four horses but not one spider exactly. It's

487
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 1: stuff like that that I still think is very funny.

488
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,919
Speaker 1: And that's funny, Oh my god, because what if you

489
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: don't want all those horses? Yeah, I don't want any spiders.

490
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: Really should be based on white and utility. Yeah, okay, cool,

491
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: I'm into this now. I'm leaving an all the handing

492
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:56,399
Speaker 1: going back to that. Yeah, it's I mean, you have

493
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 1: a reference base that you can just kill like any

494
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 1: It's just like me Shack and a bed Nego burning joke,

495
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: you could just nail at any moment. It's the most

496
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 1: localized version of observational comedies. You're like, I have a

497
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,959
Speaker 1: room where I know you know this one set of

498
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: can do. And if I know the stats, you inherently

499
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 1: think I'm good because I know the Bible. And also

500
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 1: if coming from a position of authority, it's just like,

501
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 1: especially in that atmosphere, it's like, we respect this person.

502
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: And so even even in your mind, if you think

503
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 1: this is not that funny, that's not what you're expressing

504
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,959
Speaker 1: out true. Did you listen to contemporary Christian music too,

505
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: because I was deep into that before. I love secular music,

506
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 1: talk audio, adrenaline. He fr um Jars of Clay about Yeah, yeah,

507
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 1: I'm facing away from you now. Yeah. It just turned

508
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: away from me because it will suck you in, and

509
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 1: by it I mean me you will. One of my

510
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,199
Speaker 1: friends now dates a woman who was previously married to

511
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: one of the people in Jars of Clay, and the

512
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,439
Speaker 1: first time I met her was very hard not to

513
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 1: be very strangely starstruck, like I had all these stars

514
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 1: of click questions and what was her view on divorce.

515
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: I think I think she sort of fell out of

516
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: the church and then they think they got married young.

517
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: I'm not, but I wonder what because anytime sort of

518
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: a Christian artist would go through something like that, it

519
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 1: would be the end of your career. But also some

520
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: of the most powerful moments. They're losing everyone, right, so

521
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,160
Speaker 1: you can go and say, like, you know, I've really reckoned,

522
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 1: I've learned, and it must make you question as well,

523
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, Like this aspirational person

524
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: is going through it. It's like what maybe something else?

525
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, no, yeah, yeah, it's it's it's strange,

526
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 1: but talking. Do you know about Carmen Carmen, Yes, the

527
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: Messiah three. It was a James Bond themed um album

528
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: that this man named Carmen did and it like had

529
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 1: it had as Like I liked that that theme James

530
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,239
Speaker 1: Bond themes song, so in my head I would go.

531
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: I went to Carmen's concerts and I was sat in

532
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 1: the balcony and my mom still tells the story to

533
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 1: the day, to this day because she was so proud

534
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: of me. Because they usually at the end of these

535
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 1: concerts are like, all right, we're going to do a

536
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 1: prayer and if you want to bring money down, come

537
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 1: get saved. And I from the balcony asked my mom

538
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,360
Speaker 1: for twenty dollars and took it all the way down

539
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 1: to the stage and she was like, oh my gosh,

540
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: he is He's like he's a Christian, you know yourself. Yeah,

541
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: But I remember I got saved so many times, saved

542
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 1: three times for the Power Team. Did you have the

543
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 1: Power Team down there gut and beat through bricks and stuff.

544
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:40,959
Speaker 1: And then they'd be like, come up, if you want

545
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: to be saved. Ye, they would help us live all

546
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: those weights. And he can to Oh my god. Actually

547
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: realized this recently. I was home. I'm fucking freaking out

548
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: a Greek Orthodox church, but we had a lot of Greek.

549
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: I was home for the holidays. We're watching an old

550
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: thing because when I was like nine or ten, I

551
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,479
Speaker 1: would make fake James Bond movies and cast my three

552
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: old brother in them. And and there's one where I'm

553
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 1: doing the title credits and I'm just like filming pieces

554
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: of paper I wrote on on the floor, and the

555
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: music playing is Karmen's version of not even the real

556
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,719
Speaker 1: James bawling because that was like what I had at

557
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: the time was that that's like what I'm playing on

558
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: a CD player while I fill this made me starring

559
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: my brother as it made me feel really cool. I

560
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 1: would listen to that tape and just like roll around

561
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: on the floor and pretend I was holding a gun

562
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: and like be like, yeah, Jesus. Also the bad guys

563
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: you know, Wow, would have loved the Power Team. I

564
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 1: would have loved you describing them. I would would this

565
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 1: guys you ever saw insensitive because girth ankles, Yeah, I

566
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 1: love it. First time I meet a guy, I'm checking

567
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: out the ankles. I'm saying, are they broken like mine?

568
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: Because I need someone to carry me around. My ankles

569
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: are broken. I just crushed into a comedy show leaving

570
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: the room. Um anyway, but yeah, they my parents are.

571
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: They think I'm funny. But sometimes they're like, that's just

572
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 1: not for us. Do they watch this show? Uh, they

573
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 1: haven't seen this show yet. They're gonna watch it because

574
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 1: it's your first, big, big, big thing. Yeah, yeah, but

575
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: I think they will. I mean even when we're watching

576
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: a movie and there's a sex scene, they're like, all right,

577
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: that s enough and They're like fast forward it and

578
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm very on them now about like we need to

579
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: see these things. Yeah, and but everyone in the room masturbase, right,

580
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: I go like too far. I'm like, I'm tired of

581
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 1: this shame. Watch look at my butt hole, you know,

582
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 1: like I'm too far. On the other side, I've lost

583
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: my mind. And they're like, he's out of his mind.

584
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: But I remember the first time I I showed my

585
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: dad they're porn. Yeah, I sat him down. I was, yeah,

586
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: he's in this movie. He jerks off here. You see

587
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: his butt hole too, you do you know in the

588
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: porn that he does. I know all the cultures this fans.

589
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: They're furiously googling right now to find Simon Rex butthole porn.

590
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: You can find it. But the first time there was

591
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: a Talladega Nights the DVD commentary is kind of the

592
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 1: first time I ever sort of heard improv long form improv.

593
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: They were doing a monos this is disgusting on the

594
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: insidery a mono scene from fifty years in the future

595
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: where they were commenting on the filming of the movie.

596
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: So they had all changed. That was their commentary, Like

597
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: a boat like his career was ruined mcbrear waghed like

598
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: eight hundred pounds and was eating fish out of a bucket.

599
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: It was so funny. I was like, what is this?

600
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 1: This is like funny line? What is this? And I

601
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: and I would listen to it over and over again,

602
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: and then I let my dad here we were on

603
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: a family vacation. I was like, Dad, you gotta hear this.

604
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: I was so happy and I played it for him

605
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: and he was like, what is this crap? Who are

606
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: these subversives? He did not love hated it. He's like,

607
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: I stand up, why are they lying? Like and see,

608
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: that's the thing. I never even think about it. Yeah

609
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 1: he would. You would have been so mad when Philip

610
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: is Sue cried, I know she doesn't mean it. Why

611
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 1: is she lying? So he I knew it that moment.

612
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: Oh we're gonna just like different things. Yeah yeah, yeah

613
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: they did they ever come to see improv shows or

614
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: they're not really making enough l Yes? When I got

615
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 1: on another gross inside or anything on Harold Night, if

616
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: you're talking, if you're thinking, we're not grossing insidery here

617
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 1: on me? Okay? Good. They know I've been on Mad.

618
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: They know I've been on the character's welcome. Sorry HBM

619
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 1: is saying you're not peaking enough. Meg. Anyway, go on,

620
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: you made it onto Harold Knight. No, it was big

621
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: for me. I tried three years in a road like,

622
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: trying so hard. I was obsessed with it. Finally got

623
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: on a in l A. Yeah. I had done a

624
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 1: couple of shows and then my parents were gonna come.

625
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: And so I were in the second group of the night.

626
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: Um where we are the second group of the night,

627
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 1: So I know my parents are out there. I'm super nervous.

628
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: I go out there, I perform, I come back in

629
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 1: and the team who had gone before me was like, hey, uh,

630
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: your dad was just back here in the green room.

631
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,719
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh during my set, and they

632
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 1: were like yeah, so apparently my dad had in the

633
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: middle of the show, gotten up, walked the not towards

634
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: the exit. This is used to be frankly threw that

635
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Speaker 1: curtain into the green room, rummaging through the coolers, gotten

636
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: himself a coke. Somebody said, sir, can I help you?

637
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: And then somebody was like, oh, I know that's that's

638
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: Drew's dad, And they're like, you know, Drew's on stage,

639
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: and he was like yeah, it just got too nasty

640
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: for me. I love that. So he had excused us, right,

641
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 1: had it gotten absolutely nasty and not funny? Do you

642
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 1: remember what I'm sure? No? No, I mean because the

643
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 1: first time I took my parents, like first semester of college,

644
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: I just started improv. We were in l A. I

645
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 1: was like, we have to go see Ascat. It's the thing,

646
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,359
Speaker 1: the whole first like run off the monologue is a

647
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,280
Speaker 1: long run on the idea, comedic idea of wound fucking.

648
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: You shoot someone with a gun and fuck their wound.

649
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 1: That's what happens when young people get on stage and

650
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: do whatever they want. Well, I mean that is nasty.

651
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 1: That is nasty. Hello, I'm I'm hugging the back wall,

652
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:42,439
Speaker 1: just shaking my head. Any set I'm involved in. Yeah,

653
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: you're very judgment me on the back line, though, me

654
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 1: on the back line is more terrified. Really, I had

655
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 1: never I was never so funny. I feel funny, um

656
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: in terms of like like my life and doing sketch,

657
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: but in terms of probably never felt good about it.

658
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: I think I started it too young. Okay, I started

659
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:10,399
Speaker 1: doing it as nineteen ye really, but I never thought

660
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,439
Speaker 1: I was one of the greats, but I don't think

661
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 1: I'm built for it. I think I was good at it,

662
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: but there's people who are like, oh, you were made

663
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: to do this, and I never felt like it was that.

664
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 1: I always felt like I could do pretty well. You

665
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: do something happens through when you do improv, you're very focused. Yeah,

666
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 1: because it's it's like sort of work. It is hard.

667
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: It can be really hard. Yeah, well, I mean it

668
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: looks fun though. I mean it can be fun now

669
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: that I don't care, right, Yeah, that's what it's so

670
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671
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 1: don't care, and you can't not care until you've been

672
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: funny for a long time. It's a weird thing. I think.

673
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 1: I honestly think if I started to do it now,

674
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,400
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675
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,319
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676
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Speaker 1: I was, like hosting something, I think that never have

677
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 1: hosted anything when I was I've been fucking terrified. But

678
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679
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: allowing yourself to I'm gonna say it. I don't think,

680
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:09,960
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681
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 1: believe that? Did you were you ever in New York

682
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 1: for an extended period. I was. I lived here from

683
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 1: two eight really yeah, oh yeah, pre comedy right pre

684
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: about UCB. Yeah, like right as I was about to

685
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 1: go to l A. And I mean, it's a long story.

686
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: My sister is talented one of the family. Okay, pause, yes,

687
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:38,240
Speaker 1: I know you from way back. Really because I watched

688
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 1: American Junior, did not. I watched American Juniors, and I

689
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: may have even cast a vote for Miss Caitlyn. I

690
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. Well, Drew was in the show,

691
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 1: but I of course didn't didn't clock him that. I

692
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: was much more focused on Miss Kate. Of course, Miss

693
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: Caitlin Tarver. But there was also another one. I mean,

694
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: you can never forget John. See. Yes, Chauncey was unbelievable.

695
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: He's saying moon River and he threw the glitter. Yes,

696
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: my god, wait from as American Juniors. Okay, because I

697
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: never saw I just heard you. This is just so insane.

698
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: My little sisters were the talented ones of the family,

699
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 1: all right. They sang dance that, and I had no talent,

700
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: so I would just sneak my way into their bits.

701
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, you guys singing brother for sale

702
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: at the pageant. I'm going to be the Yeah, oh

703
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 1: you guys are doing a thing at church. Can I

704
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 1: be one of the wise men, you know, I'll be

705
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,319
Speaker 1: a funny wise man. Whatever. So they started singing. They

706
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 1: were like singing pageants and going around doing the Sweet

707
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 1: Onion Festival. They would do a tap number, you know

708
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: it was they were sweet onions, big. Yeah. My sister came,

709
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: you can make Vidalia. That's good. Sweet Onion Festival are

710
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: making me say, y'all know y'all. So she and my

711
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: other sister, Amanda was also She was like five years

712
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: old and was ing and remembering full routines. Anyway, they audition.

713
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 1: Both of them audition the year after American Idol for

714
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 1: a spin off called American Juniors that uh Seacrests hosted

715
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: and be as Gladys Knight was the Judge Night. How

716
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: many seasons of it were there? One? Just one? Just one? Yeah,

717
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: they only did it one time. I think we've ran

718
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,479
Speaker 1: them out of business. They're like, see, even Seacrests can't

719
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: deal with the target. Tarberts ran through the Coca Cola budget. Yeah,

720
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 1: always going where's the fountain side? Just got too nasty

721
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 1: for me, so they audition. One of my sisters gets

722
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 1: on the show. They fly the whole family to l A.

723
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: Because it was too mean to vote kids off of

724
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: a show, so each week they would vote a kid

725
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 1: onto a five person group. Yeah, to be my managed

726
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: by Simon Cowell, so this was big. We had never

727
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 1: basically never been out of Georgia. We're in l A.

728
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: I immediately go to Melrose eye by a von Duch

729
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: hat and a white belt. Yeah. I was like, give

730
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 1: me inside of a guess, I'll take everything that's on

731
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 1: that weird uh model, Like did you have bleach blonde hair? Oh? Yes,

732
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:14,320
Speaker 1: the most peroxided bowl cut, like hard little Aaron Carter,

733
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: I'm heading crazy. You mentioned him. I I met him

734
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: at the hotel room when I was living in l A.

735
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: That summer. At the hotel room is the context. That's

736
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:31,280
Speaker 1: how it began, because you know she goes both ways. Yes, yeah, um,

737
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:36,240
Speaker 1: yes so she I she She was on the show

738
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 1: for ten weeks and we would sit on the side

739
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: of the stage, the whole family and Chris Summer three. Yeah,

740
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 1: they just well, my dad would go back and forth.

741
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: My dad runs a candy factory, in Georgia. Another insanes

742
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: and this is fucking great. My dad took a break

743
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:59,239
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744
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,720
Speaker 1: like I love lou You're coming down wrapping him boy.

745
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 1: And uh so they would they would like throw to us,

746
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,319
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747
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 1: do you think tarvers? And we'd be like, whoa, she

748
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 1: is a star, you know. And eventually it felt like

749
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 1: week after I was always made sure I was up there.

750
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,400
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751
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,240
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752
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: would throw to us and I'd be like, I would

753
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754
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:30,200
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755
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:31,799
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756
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757
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758
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:40,400
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759
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,880
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760
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761
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,719
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762
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763
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764
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,400
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765
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:58,480
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766
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,080
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767
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 1: the show. Did she get on? She did not get on.

768
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,399
Speaker 1: But we were out there for eight weeks, just like

769
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:13,759
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770
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:17,239
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771
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:22,719
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772
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,000
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774
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776
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777
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778
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847
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853
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854
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857
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Speaker 1: registry on Zola if you get to Zola dot com

858
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 1: for it slash ding dong. So let me ask you this,

859
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: who were you in high school? Like? What did you do?

860
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:15,280
Speaker 1: What were your extracurriculars. Well, I yeah, who honestly question,

861
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: I've been sort of trying to who who am? Who

862
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: was I? Where have I been? You be? Who am? I?

863
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,760
Speaker 1: A lot of that, And I mean I remember being

864
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: I was discussingly enough class clown. I know that's a

865
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:39,760
Speaker 1: gross thing, um, but yeah, I just remember being goofy.

866
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: And there wasn't really you a social drifter, because that's

867
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: what I was. Yeah, I was like funny so that

868
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: I could like sort of, you know, fit in with everyone.

869
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 1: Did not have anyone to actually know that. Yeah, I didn't.

870
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: Like I played basketball for a little while, but I didn't.

871
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 1: I quit that, and then I played golf for a

872
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 1: bit because you could get out every Monday all day

873
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,760
Speaker 1: for the last like nine weeks of school. But I remember,

874
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: I yeah kind of. But I also graduated with seventeen

875
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 1: kids in my grade. So it was that's fucking it's

876
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: crazy insane. There were chickens in the well. My chicken.

877
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, the chicken who taught me Spanish is actually

878
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: very good, very accents perfect. Yeah, yeah, it was very good. Um.

879
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's so it was just so rural. I

880
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 1: can't even say the word rural. That's how country. Yeah,

881
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: that's that's when you went to New York. Yeah. So

882
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: my sister I was I went to college for a semester.

883
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: If you're not smart enough to get into u g A,

884
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 1: which is not smart. Was at the time of the

885
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 1: Hope Scholarship. Yes, oh yeah, they were giving it. You

886
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:51,399
Speaker 1: could get free tuition if you or something like yeah

887
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:55,439
Speaker 1: you could. Yeah. So I took advantage of that. Went

888
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: to a school right next to you g A where

889
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 1: you can transfer in if you get your grades up,

890
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 1: which know it's called Gainesville State. My dad went to

891
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: you oh ship Go Dogs Go Dogs. That was them,

892
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:12,839
Speaker 1: The Dogs, The Dogs, Yeah, d aw justific. Yeah. But

893
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 1: at that point, my sister had gotten a record deal

894
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:22,799
Speaker 1: in Long Island, like a city. Yeah. It was a

895
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: really weird like, wait, we're going to New York but

896
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: we're recording. I've been there to just be like guys, no,

897
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,720
Speaker 1: don't don't go. Yeah. She was with a little label

898
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: in Long Island and they came up here to record

899
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 1: like some pop techno album with her, And I was like,

900
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: get me my Vonda chet, get me my white belt.

901
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: He's going to New York. So I came up here

902
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: with them and they stayed for three months and I

903
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: met enough people cater waitering and stuff, you kind of

904
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: like couch surf and that's how she hung on two

905
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: after college or in the middle. No, this was when

906
00:48:56,360 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: I was eighteen nineteen. Yeah, so you said for at

907
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: the college, I'm staying. Yeah, I said forget it. With

908
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 1: the goal of I didn't know. I knew I wanted

909
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: to be an actor, but I was like, oh, yeah,

910
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 1: I want to be funny, So you just gotta be

911
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 1: a good actor first. So I started going to acting classes.

912
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 1: In the acting class that teachers like, you're bad. You're

913
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 1: bad at this, and I was like, well that's why

914
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: I'm it's a class. I want to get better. And

915
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 1: they're like, I don't know if this is for you.

916
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: Just we're bad at calculus. Yeah, you have to leave. Yeah.

917
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 1: It was a way to break me down to make

918
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 1: me better, like because it was a serious class and

919
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,720
Speaker 1: I think they were looking to like break me down

920
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 1: and build me up, but they were just breaking that.

921
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 1: I was not coming back together after the breakdown, right.

922
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 1: I was just kind of like, uh, And it's pretty

923
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: it's pretty weird the way that they think things are

924
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 1: going to help people like like, I mean, I went

925
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 1: to ny U Tish and I didn't study acting, but

926
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 1: a lot of my friends that did, like depending on

927
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 1: the school, like it just was too much for them,

928
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: the rejection. And I guess, I mean, I guess that's

929
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: a certain thing. They think they're reflecting what the industry is,

930
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: but sometimes I think they're doing that, yes, but sometimes

931
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 1: it's like I think you just want to be an asked.

932
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: You want to inflict on all this what's been inflicted

933
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 1: on you. And the thing is people can learn a

934
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: thing without you having to do it to them literally,

935
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 1: but you could like prep a person in a way

936
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 1: while still being kind of like the industry is not.

937
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 1: It's kind of just this and you know this because

938
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,320
Speaker 1: you're human with a big brain who can understand ideas.

939
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: I'm not going to mimic that. I don't have to

940
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, see this is what choking feels like.

941
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 1: I can get it without you doing it. Yeah, you

942
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: can just explain it that. I know. I know it

943
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 1: probably feels bad, so you. But I found out about

944
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 1: UCB through that like failure, and one day we did

945
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 1: like a little improv thing and I don't know, I

946
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: probably mimicked a Mad TV character and people laughed and

947
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: they were like, they were like, that's Stewart, but you

948
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: should go to UCB, and so you did, and that's

949
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: kind of where you it clicked for you. Yeah. I

950
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:53,360
Speaker 1: saw the first classes in New York. Yeah. Yeah. The

951
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: first show I saw was a Stepfather's show and I

952
00:50:55,640 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 1: saw like which era it was, uh, um, miss or

953
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: Shannon and Chris Gether but not will Hones probably. I

954
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: don't think will Hines yet. Um, But yeah I took

955
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: because still a part of my brain that remembers UCB stops. Yeah,

956
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: you know, like it will never go away. Yeah, like

957
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 1: the Herald team exactly, and I can name most of

958
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 1: that's why. Yeah, it's like straight guys in baseball, where

959
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: it's like you learned at a certain pointance and printed

960
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 1: in your brain and it was like that U c

961
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 1: B at that time. That was yeah, the the time,

962
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,959
Speaker 1: it was. Yeah, I remember everybody was a rock star

963
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: and you just I just sat on the floor there

964
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 1: for like a full year, um, and then moved to

965
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 1: l A. I knew there was one in l A,

966
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 1: so I started doing it there and kind of started

967
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 1: over when I got there. I didn't know anyone. I

968
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 1: would just go to shows and be like, you're funny.

969
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: Are you going anywhere? After this? You think why didn't

970
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: you go? Because you like started U c be here?

971
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 1: What led to be? Like, I'm ditch in New York.

972
00:51:55,880 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: I I was dating someone, uh and she went and

973
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: I went for the lover for the love. You never

974
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 1: follow a woman, actually, rule of culture number eighteen. Yes,

975
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: you never follow a woman. And we need male doctors.

976
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to say it against Jesus Christ. We need

977
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 1: male doctors. Was she also an improviser? She was an actor?

978
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: She was she was an actor slash doctor. Yeah, she

979
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: was Katherine. People are often both. Yes, yeah, yeah, it's

980
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: a it's a crazy there's a lot of doctor's appointments

981
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: that get canceled if you have an act like I

982
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:42,319
Speaker 1: have a commercial edition for Duncan Doughnuts for Comcast. Yeah,

983
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:46,880
Speaker 1: I just saw, I just saw. I just saw my

984
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:51,800
Speaker 1: um my foot doctor on SVU. This is a version

985
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 1: of Christian comedy like these people. So that was funny

986
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 1: for me. We love it. You have criminal minds. That's

987
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 1: a good one too. Alright, dropped that um um okay.

988
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 1: So here's the thing I want to talk about the

989
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:14,319
Speaker 1: show a bit. Yes, I love the show and I

990
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,840
Speaker 1: texted you thank you for that really quite earnestly. Yeah, no,

991
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 1: it felt it felt great. I mean I've been doing

992
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 1: a lot of goofs this episode character, but I love

993
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:26,799
Speaker 1: the show. Thank you so much. And you know, we

994
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: had Helena on UM and we're having Chris and Sarah,

995
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 1: so we're doing a whole I mean, is going to

996
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 1: know that we love the other two. So this is

997
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 1: kind of like your first big big thing. Yeah. I

998
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 1: mean we've seen you on subway posters for it wasn't

999
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 1: I was like, you're on the subway. Yeah, yeah, but

1000
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,799
Speaker 1: that was This is the first time I'm not on

1001
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 1: a show that when I promoted I don't have to

1002
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 1: go here's where it is used promo code true to

1003
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 1: get a free month, Like I don't have to do that,

1004
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 1: which is nice. Now I just have to say I

1005
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: think it's channel until I don't really know. Um, it

1006
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 1: depends on your but it's very it's a cool. Yeah,

1007
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 1: it's my first thing that people can find. Yeah, it's

1008
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 1: got to be cool to be a part of two.

1009
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 1: Because what I said was like, and you've seen a

1010
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: bunch of it now I was like, I think a

1011
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,319
Speaker 1: lot of people are going to feel very seen by it,

1012
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,839
Speaker 1: and I think that's like a testament to like very

1013
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,320
Speaker 1: much Chris and Sarah who really just seemed to fucking

1014
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 1: know just exactly the way we want to hear things.

1015
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: And it's just like just so smart, like talk a

1016
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 1: little bit about like when you are just thing for

1017
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 1: it getting this. Yeah, and you knew them from before. Yeah,

1018
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 1: I knew them just from around backstage, you know, at

1019
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,240
Speaker 1: UCB and stuff. And obviously I knew they're stuff from SNL.

1020
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 1: I loved all their stuff on SNL. And I read

1021
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 1: this script and I, I mean, you guys know what

1022
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,879
Speaker 1: it's like. I hadn't done much without a fake mustache on,

1023
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 1: just screaming in a wig, and I always say, no,

1024
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,160
Speaker 1: it's not And I always wanted to do something thing

1025
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 1: that was, you know, closer to myself for grounded um,

1026
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: and there's nobody better. I had seen Chris's movie Other People, obviously,

1027
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 1: and it's so good. Other people, the other two, Yes,

1028
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: Saturday Other Night Lines. Yes, he's he's powerful. Um. But yeah,

1029
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: so I I just I read the script and and

1030
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 1: loved it. So I just I reached out to my agent,

1031
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,359
Speaker 1: they're He was like, they're not auditioning people, yet they

1032
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 1: come here in two weeks to cast it. And I

1033
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: was like, can I just please make a tape and I'll, honestly,

1034
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: I'll I'll cross some boundaries, some personal broundaries that I

1035
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: maybe shouldn't to get this tape to them, and I

1036
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:44,879
Speaker 1: think I may be emailed Chris and I was like, listen,

1037
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 1: I know you're writing on the best season of one

1038
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 1: of the best shows and you're very stress but if

1039
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,799
Speaker 1: you want to take a look at this, and it

1040
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 1: was he you know, he looked at it, and then

1041
00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 1: I auditioned for it. When they actually came, he was

1042
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 1: onto that email. I don't truly that's brazen in a

1043
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 1: positive way of thing that I have trouble doing, like

1044
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 1: I have trouble, not just like sort of being like

1045
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 1: put my name in. I can't like be the guy

1046
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 1: who's like, I'm gonna just I think it required my

1047
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:18,360
Speaker 1: agent telling me like this might be the chance to

1048
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:22,879
Speaker 1: do something over the line and I didn't remember, which

1049
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 1: is like, you do know, Chris, it's not out of anywhere,

1050
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,400
Speaker 1: and he wants to see you anyway for it. It's

1051
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 1: like it's not like you're just yeah, And I was like,

1052
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 1: just just take a look at this, um because I

1053
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:36,279
Speaker 1: also think there was something going on where I was.

1054
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 1: I maybe was going to be out of town for

1055
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 1: a couple of days when they were there. You needed

1056
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 1: to take a leap. I just needed to do it.

1057
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,799
Speaker 1: So I sent it and they were like, this is great.

1058
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 1: We are busy, you know. I don't know if they

1059
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 1: even even responded, but I think I got word that

1060
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 1: he had seen it and was like, great, I'd love

1061
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 1: to see you when you come in town or or

1062
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 1: go read with the actual casting director. And then I

1063
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 1: just auditioned a few times and ended up getting it.

1064
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 1: You know. It's kind of like I can totally understand

1065
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 1: like acting that way about it because watching the show,

1066
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:09,359
Speaker 1: you know, we only get so many roles like that,

1067
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: you know, you only get you only get an opportunity

1068
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 1: to actually play someone where you're like, oh, I know

1069
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,920
Speaker 1: this person actually, yeah, like I've seen it on television,

1070
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 1: look like a like a character that's the gay lead.

1071
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 1: I don't see it. No, it's it's so I remember

1072
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 1: just being like, oh, queer actor in the show, queer

1073
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 1: in real life, I need to really. It just was

1074
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 1: so special to make this role and it felt like, honestly,

1075
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 1: it felt so close to me. I was like, are

1076
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 1: they making fun of me right because my sister was

1077
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 1: my sister? Yeah. I was like, this is too weird

1078
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 1: because the show is about a little Yea had the

1079
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 1: version of this from fifteen years Yeah. I told them

1080
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 1: about it and they're like, that's crazy. What is YouTube

1081
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 1: D You did for over a year? Like I actually

1082
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 1: got to I told christ and Sarah that I was like,

1083
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: I worked at this thing. Like I actually was like

1084
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 1: the person who was out on the street you were.

1085
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 1: I was like the thing that you do in the

1086
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 1: show when I was westab when I was watching it,

1087
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, because I literally they

1088
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 1: don't do exactly what you do in the show, but

1089
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 1: you are like a singer and I kid you not.

1090
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 1: It was the bus would go by and they were like,

1091
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 1: look at this guy, and they were like, what's your talent?

1092
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, I sing a bit and

1093
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 1: then I this is the song I sang. I swear

1094
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 1: to you. I know you're lying, your lips are moving,

1095
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 1: tell me do you think? And the Megan Trainer eighth

1096
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 1: song you think of for Megan trainer. So I was like,

1097
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 1: it's all what you did in the show was almost

1098
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 1: as pathetic as it actually was. Yeah, put it entertain

1099
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 1: a lot of people, but I was like, it's crazy

1100
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: how specific this is. It's fair. It's very strange too,

1101
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 1: because almost sometimes I felt like am I on a

1102
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 1: comedy right now? It's so funny, but there are storylines

1103
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 1: from my character that felt when I was in it,

1104
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 1: acting it and doing it, I was like, Oh, this

1105
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 1: is it's scary and vulnerable. I would say there's a

1106
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 1: lot of there's a narrative threat of kind of like

1107
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 1: narcissism and sort of like social media obsession and um

1108
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,960
Speaker 1: sort of like just not seeing or hearing other people

1109
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 1: for a bit because you get caught up in this

1110
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:42,439
Speaker 1: kind of narrative of attention and it's it's very um

1111
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 1: applicable to what I think we all go through. Oh yeah, yeah,

1112
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 1: it's it's a it's a really good show. I'm I'm

1113
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 1: excited about it. And yeah, there's a bunch of themes

1114
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 1: in it that you don't see a lot because I

1115
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 1: think it's because I think it's because a lot of

1116
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 1: people that try to tackle the ship like they're not

1117
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 1: smart enough to know because they're in it. And so

1118
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,439
Speaker 1: that's why I like with Chris and um Sarah. It's

1119
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: like it seems like they're just like uncommonly like just

1120
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,280
Speaker 1: aware and intelligent and able to see this thing and

1121
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:16,760
Speaker 1: to reflect upon this thing because and and also don't

1122
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:18,920
Speaker 1: be able to create comedic situations out of it. Because

1123
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 1: I was watching it, I just put my fingers in

1124
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: the tea. Did you see that my fingers and put

1125
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 1: it in the tea and then you were going to

1126
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 1: clean your hands with it? Did you think it was

1127
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 1: water or I don't know what the fund just happened.

1128
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 1: I saw it and was so I thought it was

1129
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 1: so crazy. I looked up put my hands in the tea.

1130
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I wanted to ignore it because I

1131
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 1: was like, that's something, that's a that's a thing he does.

1132
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 1: He puts his hands in tea while filming point about

1133
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 1: how they're created to this shower like super smart. I'm

1134
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:54,400
Speaker 1: like my hands in my own fucking trying. One day,

1135
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 1: you'll one day you'll be able to reflect on this

1136
01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 1: though and turn it into something. I think exactly I'll

1137
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 1: be able to see this moment at some point. But

1138
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:04,840
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is like it feels like such a

1139
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: right now thing. I almost can't even believe that was

1140
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,439
Speaker 1: written a year ago or a year and a half ago,

1141
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 1: whenever it was, because it feels like right now. It's

1142
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 1: like we are fully, fully, fully obsessed with you know

1143
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 1: that episode where you're like running to try to get

1144
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 1: Instagram followers, like insta Instagram gaze. That was crazy. It

1145
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 1: just Wolf. You've seen that one too, Yeah, yeah, it's

1146
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 1: pretty Wolf. Yeah, And it's just like that is a

1147
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 1: real thing. Oh yeah, those people I know. Yeah, but

1148
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 1: I think the show does such a great job with it.

1149
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:40,640
Speaker 1: Never villainizes my hands in the tea and I can't

1150
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 1: it over? No, no, no, we I was it to

1151
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 1: clean them? What was it? I think I was reaching

1152
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 1: for the for the handle and they went in the tea.

1153
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:54,080
Speaker 1: Did you think, like I just want a little bit

1154
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:55,800
Speaker 1: of tea, I'll just like kick it up and I

1155
01:01:55,800 --> 01:02:00,200
Speaker 1: don't want to full And then, honestly, my instinct us

1156
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 1: play this offer. It's he's dipping his hands. Don't make

1157
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 1: it a weird thing. He likes to suck to you

1158
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 1: off his fingers. Be chill show. You're a guest here,

1159
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 1: let him you can put that thing on his head,

1160
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:24,360
Speaker 1: like Instagram for having that. Yeah, it's it's it could

1161
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:28,280
Speaker 1: be much more cynical and and really like make fun

1162
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:31,640
Speaker 1: of social media stars or or the people they are,

1163
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:35,200
Speaker 1: you know, sort of making fun of a little bit.

1164
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 1: And it always makes the main characters are the ones

1165
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 1: who are right. My character was wrong. Yeah, exactly. So, man,

1166
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,680
Speaker 1: there's some stuff with like your love interest in the

1167
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: season where I was like no, I was literally screaming

1168
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 1: at the at the at the computer. I was like, no, no,

1169
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 1: do my thing. No, m But you know, maybe that's

1170
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 1: a spoiler. We'll talk later. I don't know when this

1171
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:58,480
Speaker 1: one's coming out, but I don't want anyone to know

1172
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,120
Speaker 1: that things happen with the love interest. Yeah, there's some

1173
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: things that happened. There's some things that you were referencing earlier,

1174
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:11,080
Speaker 1: the thing in the plane. Okay, okay, I mean we've honestly, like,

1175
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:14,000
Speaker 1: whenever I talk to anyone else that has seen the

1176
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,400
Speaker 1: whole season, we all talk about the plane. Yeah. Yeah,

1177
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:22,320
Speaker 1: there is some like emy Worthy ship going down with

1178
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 1: Molly Shock later in the season. Yeah, that was the

1179
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:29,200
Speaker 1: first episode we filmed, seriously, first week. That's what we

1180
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 1: started with. And you must have been like, wow, what

1181
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 1: show did I think? I was, Yeah, I was shocked.

1182
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 1: Actually I saw you at Game show, yes, and that

1183
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,520
Speaker 1: must have been right around that time, and I was like,

1184
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:43,000
Speaker 1: how's it going, and you were like it's a lot

1185
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:47,920
Speaker 1: of acting. I was like yeah, and I know we

1186
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:53,640
Speaker 1: just dropped into especially tough um you know, and I

1187
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:57,480
Speaker 1: was I was just kind of shocked of just like, Okay,

1188
01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 1: this is some real high level stuff like get it together,

1189
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 1: it together. Yeah, you're not gonna quick. And she was like,

1190
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:10,760
Speaker 1: you're just you're just as bad. Do Stewart again? Do

1191
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:17,800
Speaker 1: Rusty Stewart do any Michael McDonald character and mcbear character

1192
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 1: on the plane. Oh my god. Then honestly like, where

1193
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 1: is that acting teacher? Now? How about that? And doubt

1194
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:29,480
Speaker 1: she is not unless she is not. Okay, then it

1195
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,040
Speaker 1: stands she is not. And dad really taught at n

1196
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:33,920
Speaker 1: y U a lot of my friends and then she is.

1197
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:37,120
Speaker 1: Now she's a stark. It's wild. Yeah, I love it.

1198
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 1: So those teachers she didn't study acting, No, I didn't.

1199
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 1: I was a writing major, so I I got into

1200
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:46,600
Speaker 1: sketch comedy and like while I was in school, kind

1201
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 1: of similar to you as a roundabout way of being like,

1202
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:50,200
Speaker 1: I want to be an actor, what's a way I

1203
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 1: can get on stage? So I auditioned for the Sketch

1204
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:53,480
Speaker 1: group and was like, oh, I kind of like being

1205
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:55,800
Speaker 1: a clown up. Yeah yeah, And then Sketch was my

1206
01:04:56,000 --> 01:05:01,480
Speaker 1: life for like a decade um until yesterday when I

1207
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:05,720
Speaker 1: decided never again. Yeah. I saw that that big push

1208
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 1: on social media that you're moving on. Bone was so

1209
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:10,560
Speaker 1: shocked that he died forty minutes. I know he lost

1210
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:12,480
Speaker 1: his life. I did not know it was from that

1211
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:14,919
Speaker 1: that push he lost his life. He lost his life

1212
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,280
Speaker 1: because he was He was like, what are you gonna

1213
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:20,240
Speaker 1: do with all these uhs? And I was like, um,

1214
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:23,400
Speaker 1: I'm giving them to you. And I was like I

1215
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 1: thought you could have some use for them now and

1216
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:27,120
Speaker 1: now that you work at SNL, because like to bring

1217
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 1: your own props and stuff. Of course, I was like,

1218
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 1: it's a famous thing about SNL is that everyone provides

1219
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:34,280
Speaker 1: their own wigs and props um. And he had a

1220
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:41,800
Speaker 1: heart attack. It's a little herd stopped. We remembered, you bowen,

1221
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:44,760
Speaker 1: We still don't have time for the moment. Let me

1222
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,320
Speaker 1: say something. We're on a schedule, so we don't have

1223
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,680
Speaker 1: that moment of silence. But we do absolutely have to

1224
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:51,880
Speaker 1: do Unlessia you sit back in that chair, baby boy,

1225
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:57,920
Speaker 1: because we were doing I don't think so, oh my god,

1226
01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:04,080
Speaker 1: this isn't get one together. So listen, I don't think so, honey,

1227
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:09,080
Speaker 1: is the segment that we always do on last cootrests. Yes,

1228
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:11,200
Speaker 1: that is the name of this podcast, not Las Costa

1229
01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:14,439
Speaker 1: Rica's as my father thinks. It's one minute to rail

1230
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:17,720
Speaker 1: against something and culture that we are absolutely just fucking

1231
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:22,080
Speaker 1: through with. And um, we are going on tour. So

1232
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:28,520
Speaker 1: if you are living in the Portland's, Seattle, San Francisco, Vancouver, Boston, Philly,

1233
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 1: d C, Houston, Austin and Dallas area, you're on the list,

1234
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:35,320
Speaker 1: God damn it. And also Brooklyn, we never forget about you,

1235
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:42,400
Speaker 1: Bellhouse on don't shop to my show high um and uh,

1236
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:44,360
Speaker 1: here we go so you can get tickets to that. Now,

1237
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:46,920
Speaker 1: we don't have a website because that's how we roll,

1238
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:49,800
Speaker 1: but you can go to my website, Matt Rogers Comedy

1239
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:53,760
Speaker 1: dot com and under the show's page there's a link. Alright,

1240
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,120
Speaker 1: So listen, We're gonna do me first because I have

1241
01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 1: prepared one. This is and Josh, I'm gonna hand this

1242
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:03,200
Speaker 1: to you, yes, um, and you're gonna fucking press start,

1243
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:10,440
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna say and then one minute, let's roll.

1244
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:13,920
Speaker 1: This is I don't think so, honey, starting now, I

1245
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:16,000
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. When you hook up with someone

1246
01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:17,560
Speaker 1: and you go in the morning to go to the

1247
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:19,360
Speaker 1: bathroom and they have one of those roommates who is

1248
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:22,040
Speaker 1: literally in the bathroom for a half an hour, I

1249
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:25,040
Speaker 1: am a guest here, honey, and you know I'm here

1250
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:30,800
Speaker 1: because your roommate is not quiet when he comes. All right,

1251
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,440
Speaker 1: So listen, this happened to me last night. Yes, I

1252
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:37,360
Speaker 1: did hashtag hook up last night. I love that, love

1253
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:41,600
Speaker 1: sharing in that with another person. But the roommate this morning.

1254
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:44,960
Speaker 1: How how much longer, honey, do you need to be

1255
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:50,200
Speaker 1: in the bathroom? Seriously, I have shipped to do in

1256
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:52,640
Speaker 1: there and I'm not gonna And there's no way to

1257
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:55,520
Speaker 1: be like cute about it in the morning either, because

1258
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:57,800
Speaker 1: like you leave the room, come back like she's still

1259
01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,800
Speaker 1: in there, and he's like okay, and then I have

1260
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:02,080
Speaker 1: to fucking do a song and dance. I don't think so, honey,

1261
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,840
Speaker 1: gets out. I am a guest in your house who

1262
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:08,040
Speaker 1: fucking raised you. My mother raised me that, like, if

1263
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:10,600
Speaker 1: my roommate is getting it in, you fucking clear up

1264
01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:12,720
Speaker 1: until he goes, or knock on the door and say

1265
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 1: I'm going in the bathroom making a compute comedic moment. Yes,

1266
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,400
Speaker 1: I do knock on people's doors when they're having sex. Sorry,

1267
01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:20,760
Speaker 1: Sudy and her boyfriend ex boyfriend from four years and

1268
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:24,080
Speaker 1: that is a minute. That is a minute. I used

1269
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:26,880
Speaker 1: to do this thing where whenever I heard, oh my god,

1270
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,080
Speaker 1: she's gonna be mad. Whenever I used to hear Sudi

1271
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:30,720
Speaker 1: having sex, I would knock on the door and say

1272
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:39,840
Speaker 1: I'm going out. I love that, and we'll listen. Don't

1273
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:44,519
Speaker 1: you agree? Yes, yes, absolutely, get out. You can't take

1274
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:47,599
Speaker 1: nothing should take that was there? Shower noises? Were there

1275
01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:51,720
Speaker 1: any like obvious? I'm I'm trying to that's the thing.

1276
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:54,320
Speaker 1: I don't know what the girl was doing in there,

1277
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:57,639
Speaker 1: but you gotta get out because it's like, of course,

1278
01:08:57,680 --> 01:09:00,040
Speaker 1: it's like one of these situations where it's like on

1279
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,599
Speaker 1: with a roommate. I don't know what we're doing. Studio life,

1280
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:05,720
Speaker 1: single life. I'm about to move into a studio. I

1281
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:08,960
Speaker 1: have a studio, I have a place by myself. There

1282
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,600
Speaker 1: you go and so now we don't have to do

1283
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,760
Speaker 1: that in that life in two weeks. I can't wait.

1284
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:17,000
Speaker 1: Maybe I should just started inviting guys over for just

1285
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:18,640
Speaker 1: for and I don't think so any I had a

1286
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:21,040
Speaker 1: vision of what it will be. That's okay, But anyway, Yes,

1287
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:23,240
Speaker 1: have guys over. That's why you have a studio. Yeah,

1288
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,000
Speaker 1: but I have a I have a subdivision on the

1289
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:26,559
Speaker 1: other side of the wall is very thin. I can

1290
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:29,080
Speaker 1: often hear the girl cooking. I feel I don't want

1291
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:33,320
Speaker 1: to be like a studio is like, is she like

1292
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:35,639
Speaker 1: I got two table smooths, or she's just it's just

1293
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:43,719
Speaker 1: it's like a lot of covers being slammed, Like she's whispering,

1294
01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:53,160
Speaker 1: sounds like oh no, it's going oh no during sex. Obviously,

1295
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:55,360
Speaker 1: I'm worried right now we're having roommates is the only

1296
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:57,519
Speaker 1: thing that like gives me some restraint with the number

1297
01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:01,280
Speaker 1: of tricks I want to have over. Just be like, sure,

1298
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:03,400
Speaker 1: do it. Sometimes people text me I'm like, in my

1299
01:10:03,439 --> 01:10:05,120
Speaker 1: roommates here, which usually means you don't need to have

1300
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,320
Speaker 1: them over, They're good enough. I'm like, it doesn't matter

1301
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:09,400
Speaker 1: my roommates here. I won't be embarrassed if they meet you.

1302
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,800
Speaker 1: My note for you is less restraint. All right, God

1303
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:16,400
Speaker 1: bless been done saying that God blessed anyway, it was

1304
01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:18,479
Speaker 1: really jarring this morning when I just had to pay

1305
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:22,200
Speaker 1: so and also I'm sorry but fart and I had

1306
01:10:22,240 --> 01:10:23,960
Speaker 1: to I had to go in there, and it was

1307
01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:28,240
Speaker 1: just like, oh my god, how long could you take? Yeah? So,

1308
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:31,000
Speaker 1: did you return back to the room having not gone?

1309
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:33,360
Speaker 1: I did, because then it's the thing of like you

1310
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:36,040
Speaker 1: don't want to be gone for a long time and

1311
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:37,519
Speaker 1: then come back and be like I was just I

1312
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:39,160
Speaker 1: wasn't taking a ship. I was just in the hallway

1313
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:42,240
Speaker 1: exactly right. Did you explain to him like I couldn't

1314
01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:47,200
Speaker 1: get in Yeah, because I mean, what was I So listen,

1315
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:50,160
Speaker 1: I just want everyone to think about that. And that's

1316
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:52,080
Speaker 1: really why I want everyone. That's what I want of

1317
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:55,080
Speaker 1: all my last culture listeners is just think about it.

1318
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:57,320
Speaker 1: I just want you to leave every episode having thought,

1319
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:02,320
Speaker 1: all right, Josh, this is your I don't think so, honey,

1320
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:05,160
Speaker 1: And you said you had. Yeah, yeah, we'll see if

1321
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:08,080
Speaker 1: it's good. But I had a vision related to the move.

1322
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:11,439
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, And your time starts now, okay, great,

1323
01:11:11,439 --> 01:11:14,960
Speaker 1: So I don't think so, honey, Facebook marketplace. So I

1324
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,960
Speaker 1: am moving to a studio to get more dick. I'm

1325
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:18,679
Speaker 1: getting rid of some of my ship. I've been posting

1326
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:20,519
Speaker 1: stuff on the Instagram, trying to sell some of it

1327
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:22,760
Speaker 1: to friends, especially if it's like fancy stuff like oh

1328
01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:24,800
Speaker 1: a keyboard or amps, where it's like when did I

1329
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:27,559
Speaker 1: have amps? You know? So then I couldn't get anyone

1330
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:30,559
Speaker 1: to buy this amp? Fair fair. I'm not friends with

1331
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:33,679
Speaker 1: you know, straight boys anymore, really, so who needs an amp?

1332
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,240
Speaker 1: So I decided I'll see what the Facebook messenger has

1333
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:38,280
Speaker 1: to have. I put it up there thinking it'll be fine.

1334
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:40,840
Speaker 1: But it's not like Craigslist. Remember the craig would be

1335
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,760
Speaker 1: like a wall where it's like they couldn't see who

1336
01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:44,920
Speaker 1: you were. Means, when it's posted, people are just sliding

1337
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:48,320
Speaker 1: me Josh Sharp's d ms, you know, just frankly just

1338
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:51,000
Speaker 1: going like what's up and saying rude ship, as if

1339
01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:54,200
Speaker 1: I can't see you fully. People message me going I

1340
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:57,640
Speaker 1: bet it doesn't work. How is this help? What what

1341
01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:59,680
Speaker 1: do you get off on messaging me? I bet it

1342
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:03,040
Speaker 1: does work? And and then and low balling me being

1343
01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:05,040
Speaker 1: like fifty dollars or whatever, I'm like, what are you

1344
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:07,360
Speaker 1: doing in the seconds? And I want, you know, put

1345
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:09,799
Speaker 1: it behind a veil let me answer if I want. Ultimately,

1346
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:12,559
Speaker 1: I sold it to a lovely man named Brick. And

1347
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:17,600
Speaker 1: that's one minute b r R bricks, b R I

1348
01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:21,439
Speaker 1: X bricks. Now now I don't like it. Yeah, I

1349
01:12:21,479 --> 01:12:24,240
Speaker 1: liked Brick. I don't like bricks. Bricks did did he

1350
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:27,960
Speaker 1: first say probably doesn't work? No, bricks was Honestly, Bricks

1351
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:30,280
Speaker 1: was the first responded because he was nagging you. He

1352
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 1: was that person was nagging you, and they clearly wanted

1353
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:38,280
Speaker 1: to suck the Joshua shop. Yeah. And and honestly, Craigslist

1354
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:39,880
Speaker 1: would like send it to a fake email and then

1355
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:41,719
Speaker 1: you'd get it from there and then you could respond.

1356
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:45,800
Speaker 1: They didn't like just get your email. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1357
01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:47,479
Speaker 1: they don't get your email, which is first dick I

1358
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:50,280
Speaker 1: sucked was Craiglist. That's crazy, josh Really, it was a

1359
01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:54,240
Speaker 1: different era. It was thee era. I didn't have the apps.

1360
01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:58,320
Speaker 1: Of course, the absent Glee I'm old happened at the

1361
01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:01,120
Speaker 1: same one years old and can email you about your

1362
01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:04,160
Speaker 1: dick and said probably doesn't work. Yeah, and they said

1363
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:07,920
Speaker 1: fifty dollars. I think a lot of us have that

1364
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,880
Speaker 1: Craigslist thing in common. I don't. I know of many

1365
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:13,519
Speaker 1: young children. I did it once when I was in college.

1366
01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:15,439
Speaker 1: Fellow showed up was like I actually know you. I

1367
01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:18,519
Speaker 1: was like, whoa friend of my brothers. It turned out, oh,

1368
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:20,320
Speaker 1: I don't like that. Did you go through with it?

1369
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:21,920
Speaker 1: We did go through with it. It It was fine. But

1370
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:23,760
Speaker 1: then I think he was in a place of shame after.

1371
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:25,840
Speaker 1: So then I would see him on campus and I

1372
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:27,599
Speaker 1: hate to say this, but he would literally like run

1373
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,240
Speaker 1: away if he saw me, Like one time I saw

1374
01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:31,200
Speaker 1: him clock me and truly like turn and run. But

1375
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:34,280
Speaker 1: then we became friends after we're both closeted. You know,

1376
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:38,800
Speaker 1: it's tough. It's tough. Um, So listen. This is our guest,

1377
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:41,880
Speaker 1: Drew's harms. I don't think so honey, and his time

1378
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:45,920
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so honey. My stomach, I

1379
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:49,840
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. You can't eat vegetables, well, I

1380
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:52,960
Speaker 1: don't think so. What do your main mushrooms are too

1381
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:56,040
Speaker 1: squishy and you don't like the you like the consistency

1382
01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:59,639
Speaker 1: of them. You can't You can't eat one salad a week,

1383
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:03,559
Speaker 1: just one salad. I don't think so, honey, you get

1384
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:06,960
Speaker 1: gas on planes, that's the play. That's the only most

1385
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:09,240
Speaker 1: of the only place you get gas where where it

1386
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:12,200
Speaker 1: really matters when you're sitting next to someone and you

1387
01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:16,360
Speaker 1: get full stomach gas like big maybe stomach. I don't

1388
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:18,760
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Meat and cheese is only that's all

1389
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:21,840
Speaker 1: you want. That's all you want. And also cheeses are

1390
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:24,360
Speaker 1: bad for you, but that's what you want. You you

1391
01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:26,599
Speaker 1: get diarrhea when you eat cheeses, but that's the only

1392
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:29,960
Speaker 1: thing you want. My stomach, I don't think so, honey,

1393
01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:32,760
Speaker 1: my stomach. You Oh, you can't do one day of

1394
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:35,040
Speaker 1: almond milk in your coffee. You have to have milk.

1395
01:14:35,439 --> 01:14:41,160
Speaker 1: And I don't think, so, honey, what ist Why can't

1396
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:43,519
Speaker 1: you be a normal and and I don't think so honey.

1397
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:47,000
Speaker 1: You can't take fiber. It's one minute. We have to

1398
01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:52,519
Speaker 1: talk back this in real time. It kind of went

1399
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:54,880
Speaker 1: back and forth between my stomach and my palate at

1400
01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:57,160
Speaker 1: the same time. I but I kind of like focused

1401
01:14:57,160 --> 01:15:00,920
Speaker 1: on my stomach. I hate my stomach. I'm sick of it.

1402
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:04,479
Speaker 1: Has it always been bad? No? When you do eat

1403
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:08,160
Speaker 1: a second weekly salad, well, I have the stomach. It

1404
01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:12,679
Speaker 1: I'm like I Trump for not eating vegetables. It hits

1405
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:15,200
Speaker 1: hard with me, and I'm like Jesus am I him?

1406
01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:18,720
Speaker 1: And it's because your stomach says no, well it just

1407
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:24,680
Speaker 1: goes yuck. This is bad. Like and I also was

1408
01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:27,840
Speaker 1: was never my palate is really trashy. I was only

1409
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:30,960
Speaker 1: fed like super salted. I mean I was a chicken

1410
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:35,040
Speaker 1: fingers kind. Yeah, girl, yeah, I don't know, so I never.

1411
01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:37,479
Speaker 1: I don't know what dressings to put, take a nap

1412
01:15:37,479 --> 01:15:40,320
Speaker 1: in the truck. Wasn't doing a chopped kale the house.

1413
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:43,240
Speaker 1: She never did. She was like, hey, I'll not only

1414
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:45,639
Speaker 1: have a can vegetable, but I'm gonna put bacon on

1415
01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:50,160
Speaker 1: it and salt and salt. So I'm really paying for

1416
01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:53,320
Speaker 1: that now. And I think I'm, you know, not late

1417
01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:57,880
Speaker 1: in life, but like, uh, I'm lactose intolerant too, but

1418
01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:00,880
Speaker 1: I'm hooked on all that stuff. To a lactape pill

1419
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:03,240
Speaker 1: and go to town. I know. That's what my sister

1420
01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:05,040
Speaker 1: when we were My sister was seven, she had a

1421
01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:07,320
Speaker 1: friend Stacy that came over the house and my mom

1422
01:16:07,439 --> 01:16:10,160
Speaker 1: was like, do you guys want ice cream? And little Stacy,

1423
01:16:10,160 --> 01:16:12,880
Speaker 1: who was seven, she goes, oh, I do because I

1424
01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:14,840
Speaker 1: just had a lack type pill. My mom says, I

1425
01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:20,320
Speaker 1: can go to town, and I'm doing you because you

1426
01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:23,880
Speaker 1: have the darkness and I've caught it from she was

1427
01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:27,519
Speaker 1: from a dry county. You have to get ice cream. Yeah,

1428
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:31,240
Speaker 1: you can't get ice because South. You know, your stomach

1429
01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:33,760
Speaker 1: is forcing you to be on the keto diet. What's wait,

1430
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:40,240
Speaker 1: what's the keto diet again? Only meats? Yeah, right, I'm

1431
01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:44,479
Speaker 1: but it feels like there's there's a steak salad. I

1432
01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:46,679
Speaker 1: like near what it's got to be steak of course

1433
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:50,679
Speaker 1: near UCB in l A. I eat Franklin and Company.

1434
01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:53,280
Speaker 1: I'll go there out. But that's not that is that

1435
01:16:53,479 --> 01:16:56,560
Speaker 1: I ran into you last time I was in l A.

1436
01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:58,519
Speaker 1: I ran into you a total chance and counter Josh

1437
01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:00,639
Speaker 1: Sprinklin and Co. The New Bird is that where people

1438
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:03,400
Speaker 1: go for dinner before? I think it's I think you

1439
01:17:03,439 --> 01:17:05,640
Speaker 1: can go to either or it depends on what what

1440
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:08,960
Speaker 1: person in the group Birds was the spot? Birds was

1441
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:12,000
Speaker 1: the spot? Um? Now it feels like often I'm told

1442
01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:14,240
Speaker 1: to go there's also a Mexican place around the corner

1443
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:17,720
Speaker 1: now that we'll go to sometimes. But well, yeah, we're

1444
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:19,960
Speaker 1: all gonna go there because you could get mugged going

1445
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:21,560
Speaker 1: around the world. Oh yeah, No, you don't want to

1446
01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:23,120
Speaker 1: go around the corner to the right. It's the cun

1447
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:24,599
Speaker 1: of the I don't want to go across the street

1448
01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:28,400
Speaker 1: because that's a celebrity center of scientology and one time,

1449
01:17:28,439 --> 01:17:30,800
Speaker 1: and if I go even in there, they're gonna get me.

1450
01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:35,200
Speaker 1: I feel very succulate service. You've never had better weight

1451
01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:38,640
Speaker 1: service than from people in the culture. Actually, like and

1452
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:42,120
Speaker 1: they paint so good on that. There's another little center

1453
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:44,840
Speaker 1: where I think they get taught and stuff and the

1454
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:49,800
Speaker 1: stuff and like film videos for themselves. It's like a

1455
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:53,080
Speaker 1: studio and it's immaculate. It's gorgeous. I walk back, I'm like,

1456
01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:55,960
Speaker 1: this is great. I mean the main celebrity center looks

1457
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:58,640
Speaker 1: like a Disney World. Yeah. I feel very susceptible to

1458
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,320
Speaker 1: it because I'm like, I went to church for a

1459
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:01,880
Speaker 1: long time. We got no good hook cups off it.

1460
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:05,599
Speaker 1: Who who I'll go here? Go there? In the restaurant,

1461
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:07,760
Speaker 1: I was like, where where's the restroom? And instead of

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Speaker 1: doing like around the corner, he fully walked me there.

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Speaker 1: and I realized it's probably because he's I don't want

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Speaker 1: you peeking around nowhere. There's culture number eleven that's wrong

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