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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important. Let's go. Can I say I do

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Speaker 1: hate that I see all the time everyone doesn't now,

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Speaker 1: And I think it started with Lebron and I think

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Speaker 1: I might have shipped on this in the podcast before.

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Speaker 1: But when people go let's go, it is crazy. It

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Speaker 1: bugs me and honestly, and I don't get that bugged

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Speaker 1: by a lot of things, but I'm like, you're very unbomed.

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Speaker 1: You can't bug this. Bugged by that. I am bugged

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Speaker 1: by that. Let's go. It's the response to everything now everything.

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Speaker 1: The intensity of it I think would get very annoying,

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Speaker 1: and it is annoying. But I what did work on

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Speaker 1: set with some guys who were very subtly were like,

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Speaker 1: let's go, and I did dig it. Well, if you're

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Speaker 1: literally going somewhere, they were on their way to go somewhere. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you're if you're like, hey, guys, let's go, let's go.

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Speaker 1: We're ready to go, guys, Van's running, Yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 1: When it's like, uh, you sink a cornhole shot and

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Speaker 1: you go, let's go. The kids opening like their Christmas

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Speaker 1: presents on Instagram. They were like getting a PS five.

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Speaker 1: They're like, got the PS five, Let's go about a

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Speaker 1: Christmas gift. Let's go. My parents are rich. Your poor

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Speaker 1: glass parents can't go anywhere. So this is the thing

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Speaker 1: I've always wanted to kind of like step out, but

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Speaker 1: then I just forget because it's not that important. But

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Speaker 1: this is important. It is important, it is this is important.

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Speaker 1: I feel like bird watchers also. It's just it's kind

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Speaker 1: of a swing underground swinger organization that checks out. They're like,

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Speaker 1: what's up with your cockatoob? Bro Oh, I guess it's not.

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Speaker 1: It's not that underground. Let me suck your blue Let

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Speaker 1: me suck your bluebird. I will suck you suck your wife. Hey,

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Speaker 1: can I lick your whole? Kato? I will suck your

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Speaker 1: wife while you suck my cockatoo. It all just ends

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Speaker 1: in kato. What's up with your cockatoo? Bro? Can I

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Speaker 1: lick your dick hole? Katu? Shove your seagull up my ass?

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Speaker 1: So close has been gone for a few days. She's,

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Speaker 1: you know, visiting her family, and I'm left to my

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Speaker 1: own devices. We know what that means. We know what

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Speaker 1: that means. Your iPad and your iPhone, all the devices. Dude.

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Speaker 1: I uh, I almost died the other night. What happened?

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Speaker 1: What happened? God, let's unpack this. I don't know when

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Speaker 1: I turned it on. It must have been like the

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Speaker 1: day that she left the stove, oh boy, And I

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Speaker 1: had it on for like legit almost three days, like

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Speaker 1: the burner or like the oven, the gas like it

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Speaker 1: was all the way to the summer, so you couldn't

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Speaker 1: even see the plane. So it was just on and

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Speaker 1: I have it's cold, so I have all the windows

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Speaker 1: shut and my ears being weird, so I'm just kind

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Speaker 1: of running my fireplace. So I'm running the fireplace, had

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Speaker 1: the gas going, and then I turned the fireplace off

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Speaker 1: because I'm smelling like rotten eggs good, I'm like who

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Speaker 1: farted and diarrhea. And it was like several days of

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Speaker 1: this of me going like something stinks. I'm like taking showers,

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Speaker 1: going like do I stink? Like shit? Am I like

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Speaker 1: just putrid smelling? Did did I see? Yeah? Am I

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Speaker 1: sleeping in my Yeah? And I'm like looking through like

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Speaker 1: I check underneath the cushions on the couch and everything,

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Speaker 1: taking like did I Because also I'm I've been a

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Speaker 1: kind of a miss this weekend. Also puts this weekend

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Speaker 1: and my eye explode? Are you look insane? Happens when

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Speaker 1: I drank too? No, I had some people over. There's

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Speaker 1: a boat boat parade down here, so like I had

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Speaker 1: some people over. We all sat outside, we drank. Everybody left,

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Speaker 1: and then my one buddy Jeff was like, y'all sit

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Speaker 1: around and drink with you for you guys know him

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Speaker 1: as Tater Salad. He's a big fan of the podcast,

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Speaker 1: so so he up Data Salad shout out. So Tato

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Speaker 1: Salad was was kicking it and he was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll drink with you for a few hours. And so

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Speaker 1: then I just ended up pounding like eight ashlands, just

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Speaker 1: like shop by them. And we know that three gets

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Speaker 1: you drunk. Three pretty lights my ass up. So can

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Speaker 1: you shotgun fucking ashlands? Just you gelt shotgun anything, if

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Speaker 1: you anything? Yeah, yeah, that's the only way I was

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Speaker 1: going to come back to drinking. Anyways, you were saying,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, you know, I was too. It

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Speaker 1: wasn't that I puked, it was I was too full

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Speaker 1: like when you're drunk and you're just like I'm gonna explode.

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Speaker 1: blood vessel, just because I was so it was yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do. Because it was the next day that it

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Speaker 1: was like this. I've been playing that it's my fitness,

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Speaker 1: the internet that it was, you know, just I'm just

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Speaker 1: then the next day I wake up in my whole

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Speaker 1: house reeks of of like rotten eggs and my puke somewhere,

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Speaker 1: and for like a full day and a half, I'm

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Speaker 1: going like I must have puked. I'm like some puke

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Speaker 1: got somewhere that I don't know, or I got on

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Speaker 1: my clothes and I brought it somewhere some checking every

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Speaker 1: inch of my house until I realized, like I go

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Speaker 1: to like microwaves something, and I'd like I'm close to

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Speaker 1: stove and it's like hot touch and I'm like, why

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Speaker 1: is it so hot? And then I realized I've had

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Speaker 1: the gas on for like two and a half days.

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Speaker 1: Should have died. Dude leaking out and I'm smoking weed

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Speaker 1: inside the clothes. I'm like, I'm having a good time.

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Speaker 1: I'm the light in the fireplace. I'm lighting the fireplace.

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Speaker 1: I'm like personifying the gas for every time you're like

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Speaker 1: lighting a joint and like it gets near you and

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Speaker 1: then like you put it out real quick because you

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Speaker 1: gotta go, and it's like, oh, we could have just

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Speaker 1: think what saves me is I always smoke, even when

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Speaker 1: Chloe's gone. Says she was Chloe, Cloe is your angel brother, Remember,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know who was there? Two of

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Speaker 1: you guys there were there, Maybe Kyle wasn't. But we

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Speaker 1: got pretty drunk one night in Los Felas, and I

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Speaker 1: went to a bar and put on like an hour's

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Speaker 1: worth of Drake Kelly, No, it was it was Drake

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Speaker 1: like those news cool like touch pad, Yeah, And we

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Speaker 1: got twisted and we invited somebody to the six Flags.

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Speaker 1: It was the bartender, it was, And then she went

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Speaker 1: and we didn't go right what we I don't remember

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Speaker 1: this part. I think She's like, I'm at the Batman Ride. Yes,

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Speaker 1: like I'm still sleeping. We were super Hambard telling her

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Speaker 1: like yo, like she just moved to town. Oh so bad.

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Speaker 1: Were drunk, we were making promises. I don't remember this

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Speaker 1: at all, so this is on. This is specifically on

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Speaker 1: you guys. I remember the Drake Commandeering of the Jukebox,

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Speaker 1: but I do not remember the Sixth Commandeering. I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this was like Drake's first album, Like the first second

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Speaker 1: you can think what you could think? Me now? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was still far gone for sure. Was that the

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Speaker 1: one where where they had all like the big breast

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Speaker 1: I said, women's that we're in like the low cut

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Speaker 1: tops and they were playing what what? What track was that?

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Speaker 1: Was that best? Yes, she's the yat Remember someone showed

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Speaker 1: me that video and I'm like, this guy's a star.

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Speaker 1: Look at all these big breasts. I was like, all

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Speaker 1: these giant wresting women. This guy's a start. He knows

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Speaker 1: what people like. Honestly, Mexico is kind of my retirement plan.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to be a Mexican brother. I told Chloe

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Speaker 1: on more than one occasion how much I think Blake

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Speaker 1: would love Mexico. Specifically because it felt it didn't feel

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Speaker 1: Cobo just felt like southern California right right. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this is like Newport Beach South. It's a vibe, which

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Speaker 1: I'm down for. In Nueva Porto, sure, which is very nice.

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Speaker 1: But Puntaita felt like I'm like, oh, this is Mexico.

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Speaker 1: This is good. I'm so jealous. Best it's not ni

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Speaker 1: It's nat is where it is salt. That's where I think.

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Speaker 1: All those words that you just said sound real to

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Speaker 1: me and I believe, and they roll off your tongue

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Speaker 1: and you are speaking my language. Baby, Let's get there, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: get your bum down there. Man, it's so sick. As

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Speaker 1: long as they understand Margarita, I might not come back. Brother,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying so right now, it's let's go. Right

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Speaker 1: Before that, it was That's what I'm talking about, and

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Speaker 1: that is what I'm talking about. Before that, at some

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Speaker 1: point it was like boo yah, sure, yeah, I believe

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Speaker 1: I had a day. What is the history of that

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Speaker 1: exclamation sports thing? In chronological order? Starting it goes? Are

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Speaker 1: you starting newer or older? Are we talking Blake's favorite

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Speaker 1: decade the nineties? Do you think it started there? Do

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Speaker 1: you think it started where we starting? I don't know

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Speaker 1: what started. I'm saying, let's start with let's go and

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Speaker 1: work our way backwards. Okay, let's go. It starts there,

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Speaker 1: let's go. Was that's what I'm talking about? Right before that?

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Speaker 1: I think so, I think that's that's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: People used to just say that. They could have not

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Speaker 1: And that's a long one too. And also they might

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Speaker 1: not have been talking about anything. No, you were just

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Speaker 1: doing that. Person wasn't talking, they were silent for thirty minutes.

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Speaker 1: Then a thing happens. Then that's what they're talking about.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: You're like, hey, Jeff, you didn't say ship, dude, you

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Speaker 1: weren't talking about anything. Literally, you're silent, you're playing chess.

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Speaker 1: You're playing chess, and you haven't said a word in minutes.

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Speaker 1: But wait, sorry, I think before let's go, it was

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Speaker 1: just whoa whoa like it was it was the Rick

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Speaker 1: Flair woo like. People were doing that instead of speaking

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Speaker 1: for a while. That's true. I mean, does a high

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Speaker 1: five count in this? I feel like maybe the high

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Speaker 1: five was the big bang. No, no, no, it has

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Speaker 1: to be an oral exclamation. Verbal high five could be

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Speaker 1: where it started, that was the big bang, Like that

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Speaker 1: could be back in the fifties. No, it's for sure,

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Speaker 1: just like some old timey like a snaker do it all,

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Speaker 1: you know, like twenties slang. That's for sure. Hang on,

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Speaker 1: it's yeehaw horse riding. But I'm going around like sports,

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Speaker 1: like popularized sports phrases that are said once by a

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Speaker 1: gonna say that for eighteen months, do you Like? I

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Speaker 1: can only think about Tropic Thunder when he was like,

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Speaker 1: get you some, get some, get someone for a while

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Speaker 1: out there on Twitter, step the ship out, suck it,

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Speaker 1: hump the air, and you say, suck it. Yes, that's degeneration.

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Speaker 1: X Blake, fucking kudos. There you go, buddy. It looks

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Speaker 1: like you weren't. You didn't fall asleep at the wheel

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Speaker 1: this week. Thank you for that, bro. Can you imagine

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Speaker 1: the autopsy give twenty years you were if you fell asleep, vomited,

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Speaker 1: choked on your vomit, and died and then your house exploded.

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Speaker 1: WHOA maybe like he obviously died from the explosion, and

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Speaker 1: then something like he was super drunk off of three Actually, bro,

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Speaker 1: I Chipotle two days ago, man, and it was love.

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Speaker 1: I love chip Chipotle. You know what I did that?

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Speaker 1: I I mean, if Chippotle is listening, took a brother

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Speaker 1: up again get a few years ago that I completely

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Speaker 1: I've lost it. I don't know what happened to it.

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Speaker 1: and he was probably like eighteen in a day or

418
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 1: twenty young dude, and he was just full of sexuality,

419
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 1: dancing in the middle of this entire karaoke and he

420
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 1: looked everybody directly in the eyes. And Miami's different. He

421
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 1: also got arrested for being a prostitute. We're like, who's

422
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: this guy? He's killing it? Did he really did? We

423
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,119
Speaker 1: stay on stage and like play fucking bongos and ship

424
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 1: that night and like like hella late, like we were jammed.

425
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: I did Tina Turners. We don't need another hero. I

426
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 1: want to say Isaac did like some some eighties punk.

427
00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 1: Isaac's our manager. I just remember were like commandeering the drums.

428
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 1: I'm glad that we have Dirs here to remember all

429
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 1: the details later, and actually said it got fuzzy for me.

430
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:12,120
Speaker 1: I can't remember. Miami is the best. It's so underrated,

431
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 1: Miami Psycho. And then we went back to the hotel

432
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: and we're like all going in our rooms, but we're

433
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,639
Speaker 1: like right next to each other, and there's balconies outside

434
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: and soil. We look in the ocean, but it's like

435
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 1: a horseshoe shaped the hotel, and we were on the

436
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 1: middle part of the horseshoe, and all of a sudden,

437
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,120
Speaker 1: Holy ship, dudes. He's like going out of the balcony

438
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 1: and he's like he's like, he's like, I think you

439
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: guys want to come out here, and we all come

440
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 1: out on our individual balconies and look out and there's

441
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 1: just some guy with all the lights on his hotel

442
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 1: room just having a full blown threesome, just just going

443
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 1: for it as the sun was coming up, and it

444
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 1: was it was like the sun was coming up and

445
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: we were like, I guess, I guess this is our

446
00:25:55,960 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 1: lives now watching people so we're kind of part of

447
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 1: orgies now this is story about from my football field away.

448
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: Hey guys, this is uh, this is our lives now.

449
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 1: It was crazy. Yeah, that was like it was like

450
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,919
Speaker 1: four thirty to five in the morning. We watched that

451
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 1: happened as the son went up and just memories. That

452
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: was cool because that was like the first time we

453
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,120
Speaker 1: all had our own hotel rooms. Before that, we were

454
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,239
Speaker 1: like sharing. Yeah, we were like a traveling circus, just

455
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:32,359
Speaker 1: jam packed. Yeah. I would sleep in the closet. I

456
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: don't know who got the beds, and now probably DERs

457
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 1: and Adam got the beds. We oh, well, do we

458
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 1: want to tell that story? What's that story? We're telling?

459
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:46,439
Speaker 1: It's story times this story. No, No, this is before it,

460
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 1: this is before everything. When we were doing a national lampoon, Oh,

461
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: I know where you're going with the store, and we

462
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: were all in a hotel room together and came back

463
00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 1: from the club. I was recording this somewhere. I was

464
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 1: not there. I have the recording. Kyle has a recording

465
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 1: just if you're imagining I'm at our house. Yes, Kyle's

466
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 1: back in l a missing us recording albums that you've heard. Yeah,

467
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: he's recording lonely albums about aliens. That's exactly what was

468
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 1: going on. And we're on tour in is this Chicago?

469
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: This happened right? And we get some deep dish pizza

470
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: because I was like, we gotta get it. We go

471
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 1: out for where were we performing though? Where we were

472
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: where we're performing at the Zanies and Vernon Hills. Hill

473
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 1: got out Vernon Hills, and we swapped out a city

474
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,199
Speaker 1: name in our sketch for Waukegan and played pretty good

475
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 1: if I remember, got a laugh every time I think

476
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,719
Speaker 1: I had two thirty Is that right? For a gummy

477
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 1: thirties cancer? Maybe I had to fifteen er? Well, I

478
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,120
Speaker 1: mean that's a that's a lot too. Yeah, that's that's

479
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:59,360
Speaker 1: a big I was toast. Yeah, well, I mean, and

480
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: that's fun if you're like, I'm getting fucked up on edibles,

481
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: which sometimes that's fun to do, but other times you're

482
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,679
Speaker 1: just like, like, I'm at the point that I'm I

483
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 1: like to be high, but I want to have the

484
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: option that in thirty minutes I don't have, I won't

485
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 1: be on the moon. You can go for an all

486
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: OUTSPEA can go out. I can go and smoke a

487
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,439
Speaker 1: little more, or I can have another little edible and

488
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: just keep that buzz going instead of just you know, peeking.

489
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 1: That's why I don't beer bong that often anywhere. Yeah,

490
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 1: we gotta get back into that. But my gad, I

491
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 1: beer bonged on my birthday and I shot gun to

492
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 1: on my birthday and I felt like my body was

493
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 1: going to explode. I like chug like nine beers. I'm

494
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 1: too old. I'm thirty seven years old and I'm just

495
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: like pounding beers. And I felt like my body was

496
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,719
Speaker 1: gonna pop by the end of the night. And I'm like,

497
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 1: I understand why I haven't done this in a while.

498
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: That being said, hero Ship. That being said, there it

499
00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: is when we went I remember when we went to

500
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: New Orleans. That was the first time I sucked around

501
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: with edibles, like in a major way, because I just

502
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: quit drinking and so I needed something to do because

503
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: I was so fucking fidgety in New Orleans. And I

504
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: had these two d milligram bars like these little tiny

505
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, they were called Chia Choose.

506
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: I feel like they were early Chiba Choose. And that

507
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: was still when before micro dosing was the game. It

508
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: was like how much can you fit into a small amount?

509
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: And so they had put like a hundred and fifty

510
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: or two hundred milligrams into this little tiny twistie roll

511
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: size chiba chew. And I fucking took the thing to

512
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: the dome and watched The Secret Life of Walter Middie

513
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: and perfect You're like, oh my god, his life is secret.

514
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: That fucking movie rocks, dude, Like it was so fucking good.

515
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: Ben Stiller's high art, man, it was amazing. He's just

516
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: shredding down, like on that skateboard. I remember like the

517
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: cool c G I of him just like ripping on

518
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: the skateboard. And the whole time, I'm like, why couldn't

519
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 1: they get Adam Scott's fucking beard right? Like everything else

520
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 1: is gorgeous, but Adam Scott's beard looks like dogshit, It

521
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 1: looks like a ground wing. I was just his beard, dude.

522
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: How about Sean Penn at the end of the movie,

523
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 1: just like he was so I'm like, this dude, is

524
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: fucking good. That's right. The whole movie is about finding

525
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: like a white Bobcatters and he's like, you just you

526
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: don't even take the pictures. Sometimes I was like, whoa,

527
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: that's Pip. Whoa, this got dumb. I was so scared though,

528
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 1: so then the movie. Then the movie ended, and I

529
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 1: was like fucking crying. I thought I had to call

530
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: an ambulance because I was so stoned. I was looking

531
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: at my fucking didn't running back. I should have cost

532
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 1: like it was like a dollar hotel movie. I wasn't

533
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: going to run that ship back. Huh. But yeah, it

534
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 1: was scary. That was a lot of and MG. In

535
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: another life, I feel like I would have been a

536
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:07,239
Speaker 1: cocaine like I just you know, I just don't like

537
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: the feeling. If you were more in your prime in

538
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: the eighties, you would be coached for the wall. Yeah,

539
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: I'd be coach to the max for sure. Well, cocaine

540
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: also fucking rules. It's so dope. Yeah, it's really dope.

541
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never done it. Yeah, I love

542
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: that ship. Yeah you've never done cocaine me. Yeah, I'm

543
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: so glad you haven't. Can you imagine? Can you my

544
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: whole thing is like, I'm just not a hard drug guy.

545
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: But I'm like, can you imagine me on cocaine? Yes,

546
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 1: have you seen American Psycho? You'd be Patrick Bateman. You

547
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: would be up for a week straight, you would. You

548
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: would just see a bag of cocaine and all of

549
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: a sudden just starts sprinting somewhere. Oh man, you gotta

550
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,239
Speaker 1: try it. No, I don't think there's needs to I'm

551
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: not really interested in. I wonder what drug I would

552
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: want to do? Um, I don't know. You should do

553
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 1: some micro dosing of shrooms. I think that might do. Yeah,

554
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: the silly sybin bro. Oh you've you've never done mushrooms either,

555
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 1: Hunt Jersey. No, gosh, yeah, mushrooms are my favorite drugs.

556
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: I will say I haven't done like all the drugs,

557
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: but I've done a fair amount of drugs, and mushrooms

558
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: are for sure my favorite. It's awesome. Yeah, And that's

559
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: just you just you're just hallucinating, going, wow, look at

560
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: U that possum over there. But really it's like, it's

561
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: not that psycho. No, it's not. It's very rarely, you're

562
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: very rarely seen ship. But you have to take a lot.

563
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 1: But I mean I used to do a lot of

564
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: mushrooms in high schools. Hey kids, Uh, if you want

565
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: to get ahead of life allegedly, yeah, yeah, I probably

566
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: did like twenty five times in high school. And who's counting? Yeah,

567
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: like I mean dozens, like a couple dozen probably, And

568
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: uh it's and then less as I've gotten older, just

569
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 1: because you know, you just kind of do less drugs.

570
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: You gotta be somewhere, Yeah, you have things to do,

571
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: but it's just the fucking best. It's you. You laugh

572
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: so hard, colors are more vibrant, and I just started,

573
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: not just started, but I've Like two years ago, I

574
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: went to a buddy's birthday party and we all micro

575
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 1: dosed and out in the desert, and I'm like, well,

576
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know if I really want

577
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 1: to be on mushrooms right now. This is more of

578
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: a party atmosphere I'm trying to Was that the Friday

579
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 1: that you were there and I came on Saturday? Yeah exactly.

580
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: You came the next day and I was like, I

581
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: don't know if I really want to do this. And

582
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: our buddy whose birthday it was, he was like, it's

583
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 1: a micro dose, it's not the same, You're not gonna

584
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: trip balls. It's just kind of the fun effects where

585
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: everything you're just giggly and uh, everything's um like in

586
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: super focus vibrant. Everything's vibrant, the colors are are on

587
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: and popping, and I'm like, all right, I'll give it

588
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: a go vibro and I was fully vibro, fully vibrate vibro.

589
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: And so then we took it. I was like, oh,

590
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: why am I not doing this every day right when

591
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 1: I wake up in the morning. Allegedly, Well, that was

592
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 1: the thing. I didn't do strooms until micro dosing became

593
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: like an idea because before it was like just fucking

594
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: take the eighth to the dome. And it's like, I'm

595
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: so scared of doing that because I already have a

596
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 1: vivid imagination, very nervous as to where I'm gonna go. Yeah,

597
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: you're talking about colors and I'm like, I feel like

598
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 1: colors are they're doing their thing already for me. Yeah,

599
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: That's why I stayed away from the hallucinogens and all that,

600
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: because I'm like, dude, I'm already like fucking pretty vibro,

601
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: like just walking around. Yeah, there's no doubt in my

602
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 1: mind about that you are a vibro Yeah, but the

603
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: the micro dosing was something else, Like that's like it's

604
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 1: cool because you can just take a little tiny drop.

605
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: And then like you're like, do you think that dude

606
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 1: mic Row has his own line of micro rho dose?

607
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: I hope. So it's a dirty job, dirty job. It's

608
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: me with the hat I got micro rho doses. That'd

609
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 1: be fucking sick. Damn, you're onto something on something. Well.

610
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 1: I feel every time I've ever done mushrooms, like a

611
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: real amount of mushrooms, not just like a little micro dose.

612
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: I always think like that you you haven't figured out. Yeah,

613
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:06,439
Speaker 1: like the universe ship becomes clear to you. You're like, yes,

614
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: you know what, I understand it now, And then as

615
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: soon as you get sober again, like six six eight

616
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: hours later, you're like, what the fund did I have

617
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 1: figured out? Yeah? Son of a bitch. And actually, uh,

618
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 1: me and my homie Austin, who you guys know, we

619
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 1: actually back in the day when we're like nineteen years old,

620
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 1: we filmed ourselves tripping so we could look back and

621
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: be like, well that then we'll look back and kind

622
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: of know hopefully maybe we said something to where we

623
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 1: could figure it all out the universe basically, and then

624
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: we just went back and looked at It's like an

625
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: eight hour tape of us just like touching the popcorn

626
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: ceiling on our shitty apartment and being like, whoa, you've

627
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 1: got to feel this state of mind, man, Jesus just

628
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: children poisoned, feeling walls. I got to see those tapes.

629
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,800
Speaker 1: What about LSD. Haven't have you guys ever fun with LSD?

630
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: Or oh that I've done a ton of Yeah, yeah,

631
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:03,320
Speaker 1: that's that's regular. Brothers there went right to asset spinal tap.

632
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: Well that's what I mean. I was tripping, like my

633
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 1: my pops was like LSD was my favorite drug, and

634
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,359
Speaker 1: I was like, oh really, well that was a more

635
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 1: of a seventies drop. I mean people still obviously still

636
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,959
Speaker 1: do it, but like that was big in the seven

637
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: I've never done it again. That feels harder to control

638
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: than silly side, but it just feels like it's not

639
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: gonna be with the mushroom. Mushrooms, you see how much

640
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 1: you're ingesting and it was just grown from the earth,

641
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,359
Speaker 1: like with acid, like when you do it's like they

642
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: put it on a tab or I've seen people I've

643
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 1: never done it myself either, But like they put on

644
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: a gummy you're like, you don't know how much they

645
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: accidentally squirted from their little uh droplet. It feels much

646
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 1: more of like a medication laboratory thing than anything else.

647
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,319
Speaker 1: You know. By the way, this laboratory you're imagining is

648
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:52,839
Speaker 1: like some fucking dank, funky ass kitchen where they're like

649
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:56,439
Speaker 1: pulling it all together and you might die, you might not. Yeah,

650
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 1: this isn't col State Berkeley. Brother just put some paum

651
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 1: olive in there to give us some gexture, little slickness

652
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,399
Speaker 1: to it. Put some die in it. Yeah. My dad

653
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 1: said something like he was like when when you were born, Uh,

654
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: I was so worried that I had been doing too

655
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: much acid and I was going to like you were

656
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: going to come out funked up, and I was like,

657
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:23,240
Speaker 1: oh okay, and you did. Yeah. I think he's onto something.

658
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 1: Burnie others feels good ladies and gentlemen and in between.

659
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 1: At home, we did not communicate about that. So I'm

660
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 1: I'm hard rock hard. Pecker's hard. That's amazing. You got

661
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: a hard packer. Now, Peckers are hard as hard as guy?

662
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 1: Is that what your dad said? Coyle, You got a

663
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: hard pecker? Now? Yeah? He said that makes my pecker? Yeah.

664
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 1: Didn't your dad ask you if you had a hard pecker? No?

665
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 1: Wasn't that he wait, no, I distinctly remember it saying

666
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 1: stuffer's how hard is your picker? Like dad was just

667
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: talking about tools and said like, that makes my pecker hard.

668
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: That was the men Llo effect about Kyle's hard dick. Yeah, right,

669
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: did your dad ask you, like, did you ask to

670
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,919
Speaker 1: look at your hard packer? What? No? What the fun

671
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: Mandela effect is? Uh? How hard to get your I'm

672
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: not behind this operation. I don't. I have no idea.

673
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: I just like how it tastes and I like weed.

674
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 1: So how is it up your butt? And let me

675
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: ask you this. Have you have you shotgun to any

676
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: have you have you got that road yet? And I

677
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,320
Speaker 1: have a shock. But I mean they're super chuggable. I

678
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: mean what I like to do, I like to but

679
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 1: chug it personally, personally, I but chug it perfect. You

680
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: do a handstand against the wall and just have one

681
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: hand to crack it open. Yeah, Chloe, real quick, can

682
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 1: you pour this in my shake that up? Real quick? Again? Okay, okay,

683
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: do you really want to, Okay, you're gonna be doing

684
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 1: this for the rest of your life allegedly. Did you

685
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:00,080
Speaker 1: guys ever grow up with puzzles glued together as a

686
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 1: piece of art in your house? No? Absolutely not. I

687
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: mean my mom has like hilariously you know, not shots

688
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: fired against her, but like very Midwestern style of art

689
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: that she thinks is awesome. What does that mean to people?

690
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: That means she likes like wooden things that have words

691
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 1: on them that is inspiring even from way back, or

692
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: like I know she I know, the whole crib is

693
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: decked out now, but like, well now it's like that

694
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: it used to be just like kind of water colors

695
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: of like a a river or something, and it just

696
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: it looks It was like, oh, obviously this was sold

697
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: at like a t J Max that she was like,

698
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 1: I gotta get that frame. Like did you have did

699
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: you guys ever have like did you know what precious

700
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 1: moments were? They were like those little like dolls with

701
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 1: the eyes, little figurines and maybe like with their little

702
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 1: sister with a Teddy Bear and stuff. Yeah, precious moment

703
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: My mom had tons of that. I had one of

704
00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 1: those in my workaholics office that I had got from

705
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: my grandma was like garage and put up in the

706
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:06,800
Speaker 1: workaholics office. I remember that. I remember that, just precious moments.

707
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:10,879
Speaker 1: For days we had like Viking ships and stuff around

708
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:16,280
Speaker 1: the house. It was all just like Norwegian long boats.

709
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 1: I love, just the Nordic theme. You just had cool

710
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 1: death metal ship all over the place, you know, just

711
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:27,280
Speaker 1: the boats, just like paintings of boats and ships and Viking.

712
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 1: You know what. It starts with boats, it ends with

713
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: burning churches. So we get back to the hotel from

714
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:42,240
Speaker 1: the bars Slambard and there's pizza, and Blake and Adam

715
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: are fighting about like whose arms are bigger or something. Yes,

716
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: it was I have the biggest arms and lemmings real

717
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: and then probably the realist argument we've ever been in,

718
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, well, it's the thing is just

719
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 1: it's not an argument, it's measure. It's not like no,

720
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: but don't forget something else. Because you claimed a bed

721
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: and he was like, that's my bed, and then you

722
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: threw his stuff onto another bed. He threw pizza in

723
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 1: my ass. Yet not yet yet, not yet. I thought

724
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: he puked in the limo and lied about it. That

725
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,879
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't lie about it. You did, though,

726
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: I get puke because you ate Hello. There was like

727
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: Chinese food, Continental dinner at the hotel was start at

728
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,479
Speaker 1: the beginning. There is no Jillian was there. We gotta

729
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 1: ask her and they started. So we went out and

730
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 1: this was the night before the show. We got in

731
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: our director Jay Leggott r I p Man. He passed away.

732
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: He got us a limo and he's like, I'm gonna

733
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: take you guys out of the town show Chicago. And

734
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,760
Speaker 1: we're like, oh, hell yeah. So we get in the limo.

735
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,839
Speaker 1: Right before the limo, the hotel we were staying at

736
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: had all you can eat free bud light, Yes, all

737
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: you can drink bud Light, and all you can eat

738
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 1: egg rolls, and I'm like, you know, I'm the poor.

739
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: We were crushing it. I'm like, I was like, we're broken.

740
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: I was like twenty years old. I didn't go on

741
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: the trip because they were gonna pay me seventy five

742
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 1: dollars for like six days worth of work, and I'm like, dude,

743
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: it was a whole scam. I don't want to get

744
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,840
Speaker 1: into that again. It was worth it because it was

745
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: great stories, but I had no money and so I

746
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I'm gonna eat. All the

747
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 1: girls I can handle now. We were all crushing them.

748
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 1: Build a base so I don't have to eat dinner later.

749
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: This is smart, So I don't want to pay for dinner.

750
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: And so I ate like fifteen egg rolls or something

751
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: and was just chugging the bud light and that didn't

752
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: go well in the guts we get in the limo,

753
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 1: I want to say. I want to say that. They

754
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: also like said They're like, okay, hey, it's six pm.

755
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 1: The bud light and egg rols are over. And then

756
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: they just like closed doors on like a cabinet to

757
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 1: a keg, and we were like, okay, we'll stop. And

758
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 1: then for another hour we just opened the cabinet and

759
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: we kept drinking and getting hammered. And then yes, we

760
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 1: were hammered. But when we got into that limo going

761
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 1: out for the night, and then the limo topped out

762
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:18,919
Speaker 1: with egg rolls and blow rolls, that's it. How many

763
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: people in the limo there's like nine. Yeah, it's like

764
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: we're packed in And I remember I y act in

765
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: the limo and uh like the beginning of the night,

766
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm so sorry, and we're like Jesus,

767
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 1: and the guys all pissed at me. But we had

768
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: him for the night, and I'm like to do and

769
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: he's like fu. And we get to the place. Everyone's

770
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 1: kind of salted at me that I puked in the limo,

771
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm sorry, I didn't me too. But

772
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 1: then we I rallied and we continued and we go

773
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 1: out for the full night. This is another one of

774
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: your lives by vomited from alcohol poisoning, rallied, kept drinking.

775
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 1: Isn't that what happened. Yes, that's what I'm saying, one

776
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: of another one of your lives, gonna lie lives. I

777
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 1: thought you said lies at him. No, no, no, dude,

778
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 1: no no lies here. This is all true, zero lies. Yeah,

779
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 1: like I remember it. This is an honest abe over here, man.

780
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 1: And and so then we go out and then we

781
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 1: had a great night. I remember. There's like fun photos

782
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,479
Speaker 1: of that night and we all look really sloppy. There's

783
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 1: really funny photos of Blake looking like just a spicy

784
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: fifty five year old divorcee who had one too many margharita's.

785
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,800
Speaker 1: I definitely had my pants off in the limo on

786
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: the way home. That's so yeah. So when did the

787
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: turmoil begin? So on the way home, you take your

788
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: pants off. There they're fighting about something that wasn't arms,

789
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 1: and then it got into who's got the biggest arms,

790
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,839
Speaker 1: and this is what I think it was. I think

791
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 1: Adam like collapsed onto what it was Blake's bad and

792
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: so then he was like yeah, and he goes here,

793
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,919
Speaker 1: throw yourself and he threw his stuff onto the other bed,

794
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: which is just not that's not kosher, you don't do that.

795
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: But everyone's drunk. And then Blake was just like, no,

796
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 1: put it back, and you're like, no, I'm already sleeping here.

797
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 1: And then who threw pizza into who's butt? Somebody took

798
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: a piece of pizza and then just like threw it

799
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: into somebody's butt. What actually happened with Blake fell onto

800
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: my bed and Blake moved I think he moved my

801
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 1: ship onto the other bed, and he's like, I get

802
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: this bed. I'm like I already called that bed. And

803
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 1: then he had his pants hanging off, and I go, well,

804
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 1: if you're gonna if you're gonna lay on what I

805
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: claimed is my bed, I'm gonna throw this leftover deep

806
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:46,439
Speaker 1: dish pizza in your asshole. His ass was hanging out.

807
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: He hit his entire ass just up in the I'm like,

808
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: come on, man, why is your whole as hanging used

809
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 1: to get like pull your pants like dangerously down when

810
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: you were drunk. You love. They're still they're down right now.

811
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: But stand up, stand up. We're finally going to see

812
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 1: the butt. They'll be pulling it up. You're pulling it up.

813
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 1: I see all the way down. See. Yeah, look it's that.

814
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: Here's a whole asshole is hanging out of his pants down.

815
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 1: I'm from the Bay, dude. We sag bro oh yeah,

816
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 1: no one, no one anywhere else sacks. Yeah. I guess

817
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: that's anyway. So I threw deep pizza directly into Blake's asshole.

818
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: The bond of the hangover it's so much fun. It

819
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 1: is some of the funniest mornings I've ever had is

820
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,839
Speaker 1: fighting through a hangover with my buds. I'm saying, that's

821
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,399
Speaker 1: what they're selling it for. I'm saying I also love

822
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: that next day when like you then go out and

823
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: with your with it, like the crew that's still there

824
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 1: the next day and you go get breakfast or whatever,

825
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 1: and you're like and I can't believe you did that.

826
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: And then like the one guy who like fell asleep

827
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: in the neighbor's yard comes he shows up to the

828
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: break a spot and everybody's like, oh, he's not dead,

829
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 1: and then you're and then you're chexting your one buddy

830
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:06,839
Speaker 1: to show up, and then he does it and then

831
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:10,800
Speaker 1: you find out he did die. Okay, but he did die. Yeah,

832
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: he actually did die. He was really drunk and he

833
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 1: walked into the freeway. So that's also if you had

834
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: a stick epic gass hang overnight. But if it was

835
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: just like you and your roommate and you both fucking

836
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,399
Speaker 1: crushed tall cans and you both woke up hungover as buck,

837
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, that's less fun. Yes, dude, Hey,

838
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 1: remember last night when you pissed yourself and it was

839
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:36,280
Speaker 1: just me and you. You opened up your dresser drawer

840
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: and pete in it. He Remember when me and you

841
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: were just watching Shark Tank and you got weirdly way

842
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 1: too drunk and started telling me that you love me

843
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: and that you never loved your mom. Isn't that the

844
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 1: clean thing about it? Where it's like it helps you

845
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: recognize how shitty the behavior is. You're like I can't,

846
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 1: I can't do this, this is this was too much.

847
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I know Kyle was talking about how sick

848
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:02,800
Speaker 1: of the hanging will Yeah, no, I mean, but I

849
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: don't miss like the feeling or honestly, I don't really

850
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: miss fighting through the mornings as through your roommates to

851
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 1: the mornings fighting my roommates. But I know what you're saying,

852
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: because honestly, some of the funniest mornings and some of

853
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: the like still inside jokes that I have with like

854
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 1: my dude cruise all across America, multiple cruise up. No,

855
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,439
Speaker 1: but you know, like after like a drunken renfair, Oh

856
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 1: my god, dude, yea, I love it. The ripping in

857
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 1: the tarn, the ripping in the terren Is that a

858
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 1: lance in your pants. I'm thinking about this because we

859
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 1: all like camped in our fucking cars, we all like

860
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: we stole a hate, we like fucking got wasted, found

861
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: where they had the taps and got smashed. And it's

862
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: just like that's the funniest in the morning, don't I

863
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: don't think I've laughed harder than just like with my

864
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,080
Speaker 1: eyes closed still on the couch, or like in a

865
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: hotel room with like seven. Other dudes were like, no

866
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: one can move, but people are just like shouting ship

867
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: from across the room and like recalling stuff last night.

868
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,319
Speaker 1: And your kids are young hangovers though, y'all are talking

869
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 1: about days of yesterday. Two year old hangovers. Yeah, those

870
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: are fun as those are great, A nice nineteen year

871
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: old hangover, those are fantastic. I love that I would

872
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:26,320
Speaker 1: go up to like twenty six twenty seven, Like Dirsy's

873
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,399
Speaker 1: bachelor party, we were like twenty six. I remember being like,

874
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: this is so fucking tight. But also we were a youthful,

875
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,800
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like a lot of people

876
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 1: that age like it took us a while to girl,

877
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: I'm still pretty youthful, Like, I feel like it took

878
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: us a long time when other friends of ours are

879
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 1: like married by twenty three and have kids, I gotta

880
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 1: go back to a reunion and just see some people

881
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 1: size them up. Yeah. I think we did. We Uh,

882
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,879
Speaker 1: we did job of hanging on to to our youth.

883
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:06,399
Speaker 1: I think, hey, for anyone listening that's maybe twenty one

884
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 1: or two, don't get married until you're in your thirties

885
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:17,959
Speaker 1: and keep drinking and partying. Okay, taper it off around don't.

886
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: You don't have to. I didn't still not. If it's

887
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 1: a problem. I'm speaking for myself. Yeah, if it's a problem.

888
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: If it's a problem, if it's a problem, don't let

889
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 1: it be a problem. Okay, Right, it's really cool that

890
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 1: you can do that. If you see neighborhood cars and

891
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: you fail the need when you're drunk that you have

892
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: to fight them. Oh yeah, you have to punch these

893
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: cars and come back with glass in your knuckles. Bro,

894
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 1: That's what I used to do. That's my ship. Yeah,

895
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,319
Speaker 1: then maybe you do have a problem, and maybe you

896
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 1: should taper off the drink. Yes, yes, thank you. It's

897
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: a trip. My nana had had fucking spoons on wooden

898
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 1: like cut out things that were just like spoons were

899
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 1: all over the living room. It's like, why are their

900
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: spoons everywhere? She was a heroin Addict. It's like, yeah,

901
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: she's three bag at Hey. Can we talk about Taylor

902
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: Swift wearing the bear jacket and saying that was weird

903
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: and hopefully isn't as weird or whatever her comment was,

904
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 1: And she's wearing the bear coat that Blake wore in

905
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 1: like the third episode of Workaholics. Bitch better have my honey,

906
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: she's wearing it. She's saying like stuff about weird, which

907
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,879
Speaker 1: that was our catchphrase, Let's get weird, and then no love,

908
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 1: no tag, no mention. We mentioned tat here on the

909
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 1: podcast said there wasn't a lot of overlap. Evidently there is.

910
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 1: Evidently Tete herself. Listen to the pot. I'm looking at

911
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: it two ways, and they're and they're both They're both

912
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: pretty cool. Okay, let's go. Maybe I'm wrong about both.

913
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 1: But my first first version is she's seen the show.

914
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 1: She's a fan. Maybe she heard that we talked about her,

915
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: maybe she didn't. Either way, she's rapping. The other like

916
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,879
Speaker 1: side of this coin is that Taylor Swift is who

917
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: we're talking about. I just said, yeah, I don't know

918
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:18,359
Speaker 1: if I mentioned the bear coat and saying let's get

919
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: weird is just now like ubiquitously part of culture. And

920
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 1: she didn't even realize she was doing it. It's a

921
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: Mandela effect, and we are Nelson Mandela to her. I

922
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: do have a piece of intel, though well not really.

923
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 1: It's just pizza, Okay, Blake, Let's go pizza, pizza, pizza,

924
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 1: pizza piecea antel, pizza, pizza intel, like thinking of like

925
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:42,840
Speaker 1: a therapist who, like it was continually is like, Okay,

926
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 1: let's go, let's go, let's go home. That cod is

927
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 1: official bear Workaholics merchandise. That's the one they released. Yes,

928
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: that's what I thought too. It looked like it came

929
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: from says like workaholics in the hood of the Yeah,

930
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 1: it says workaholics on that coach. She definitely watches the

931
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,320
Speaker 1: show and knows it's from the show, or kicks it

932
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 1: with somebody who fucking loves the show enough to buy

933
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 1: a hundred dollar bear coat from Urban Outfits. You know what,

934
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 1: you know what this is. I'd like to talk right

935
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:15,399
Speaker 1: now to Taylor Swift because she's listening. She's a pain

936
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 1: everybody else to turn it off. Well, it'll get it'll

937
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 1: get just quiet. If you could mute it just for

938
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 1: a minute, I'd appreciate it. If you're not Taylor Swift,

939
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,320
Speaker 1: because tat I would just like to say thank you

940
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: and we appreciate you, and we're all fans. Like I

941
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: think we mentioned it on the podcast about how I

942
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 1: saw her live in concert, and I was like, oh,

943
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 1: I get it. You're You're you're absolutely stunning, You're wildly talented.

944
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 1: You deserve all the success coming your way, Swift, and

945
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,880
Speaker 1: that's to you. Now, everybody can turn it back up.

946
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,959
Speaker 1: Everyone can turn it back up. I'm no longer talking

947
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: directly to Swift. Bring it back. We're still talking about it,

948
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 1: but uh yeah, right all right, And it's and I'm

949
00:53:56,719 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 1: I feel it's it's a huge compliment that her her

950
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: most recent album was basically about us. It kind of

951
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 1: was almost entirely about us, was it? What? Right? What

952
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 1: have you listened to it? No? I need to listen

953
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 1: to this you have. There's like little things you can

954
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,840
Speaker 1: pick up, a lot of innuendo, Easter eggs, thank you,

955
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: very cool. Yeah, the first three last tracks, there's little

956
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 1: things about us. Yeah, from the very first one to

957
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: the very last one, and also the Secret Ones is

958
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,720
Speaker 1: almost entirely about us. I think Adam has the best.

959
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 1: But yeah, there's a lot of that. Oh my gosh,

960
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 1: you did hear that track? Hey? Everyone else stopped listening

961
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: for just a moment, turned it down. Taylor Swift, Who's

962
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 1: got the best. But because like, honestly, I don't care

963
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 1: about any ball that is out there, whatever, Taylor Swift says,

964
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 1: that's the one. Keep it real. She's wearing the bearcat,

965
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:50,479
Speaker 1: so we know who she picks. Who wore the bear coat.

966
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 1: Who she really shouting out here? Huh yeah, but the

967
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 1: bearcat covers the s maybe she's like, yeah, you got

968
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 1: to cover this thing. It's disgusting that she's also wearing pants,

969
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 1: so oh, come on, yeah, keep dreaming. Everyone knows I

970
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 1: wore pants in most of the episodes. You did wear pants, Taylor,

971
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:11,359
Speaker 1: I know you. Everybody else turned it down, turned down,

972
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,799
Speaker 1: turn it down. I'm speaking directly Taryror Swift. Taylor Swift. Hey,

973
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:17,279
Speaker 1: we never brought them back, but let's go, okay, keep

974
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 1: it down. Let's I brought him back. I did. I

975
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 1: brought them back. That the audience was back, and then

976
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:24,240
Speaker 1: now they're leaving again because Kyle's about to talk directly

977
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,880
Speaker 1: to Taylor Swift. Dude, he had a fanny pack with

978
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 1: a motherfucking Italian sandwich and his in it. It was

979
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: half eaten. Yeah, you'd smell him before he shot. Yeah,

980
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 1: he said, if you smell the Italian sandwich, you're already

981
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: down in the subway, spicy Italian like, because I hadn't

982
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 1: eaten all day and we were like getting ready to

983
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 1: jam out, and I was like, am I gonna eat

984
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 1: a twelve in sandwich and then run around? So I

985
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 1: ate half of it and stuff the other in my

986
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 1: art terric s fanny pack. So it's also couldn't you

987
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 1: just like put it in your car or something? Because

988
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 1: I was like there we were like lighting candles and

989
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 1: say happy birthday or some ship. So I stuffed in

990
00:55:58,120 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 1: a fanny pack and he was like, what are you

991
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 1: just gonna hear that? Like you're saying, I go, that's right, bit,

992
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 1: right before you die, you're gonna smell the spicy Italian.

993
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 1: If you smell spicy Italian, you're you're already. It was

994
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 1: so clean, so good, I'll never forget it. Man, that

995
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 1: ship was hell of fun. Paintball was it hurts so bad?

996
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 1: Like you are legit running for your life. Yes, man,

997
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 1: I had a paintball hit me in the back and

998
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 1: knocked the fucking wind out of me, like I went

999
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 1: down down. We never did it like in high school.

1000
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 1: We never did it in like proper paintballing places. We

1001
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 1: would go out to the middle of the country and

1002
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 1: just target and do it like in the corn fields

1003
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 1: with like there's a corn field that surrounded and abandoned

1004
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 1: a farmhouse. So then and then there was like silos

1005
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:57,440
Speaker 1: and ship and people would get fucking very hurt. Some

1006
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: kid fell through the bar because he's trying to get

1007
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 1: some pimpass position up there. He was like trying to

1008
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: snipe from the loft of the barn and it's all

1009
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:14,840
Speaker 1: just rotten wood and just fucking watch like running around

1010
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 1: and uh, we're like, where's Cody, And all of a sudden,

1011
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 1: here like crash fucking fall. It's like fifteen feet just

1012
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 1: and uh, I think he broke a rib. It was

1013
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 1: pretty bad. I mean you were you guys drunk criers

1014
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 1: went at what age do you hit when you stop

1015
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 1: crying when you get drunk? That is a real high

1016
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 1: school thing. What are you talking about? No, that was

1017
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 1: I mean I can speak to that. That's me, dude.

1018
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 1: That's I had the nickname of cry All when I

1019
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 1: would get away. You should not have told me that

1020
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 1: it's all good, bro. I'm seven years I'm seven years

1021
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 1: out the game. The T shirt now my mom is

1022
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 1: it big? And to like wooden signs that say ship

1023
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 1: specifically about like the like she just moved to a

1024
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 1: lake a few years ago, and uh, it's so many

1025
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 1: things that just say like Lake Live and yeah, she's

1026
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 1: like Hobby lobbied out. It's absurd. And I've tried to

1027
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 1: talk to her and I'm like, this is a lot,

1028
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,840
Speaker 1: and she's like, well, no, there's hardly any pieces. Was

1029
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 1: she like, it's a bit, you fucking idiot, Big dude,

1030
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 1: it's funny, you fucking idiot. I thought you're in a comedy.

1031
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 1: It's hilarious. What is that? Is that like an Amazon

1032
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: addiction that she's just like constantly looking for new fucking coutra. No, No,

1033
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 1: it's she's not buying a lot of this stuff. Where

1034
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 1: is it coming from? Yeah, I think it's she like

1035
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 1: had one or two things, and then she tells people

1036
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 1: like I like having wooden signs, and then people are like,

1037
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 1: Penny likes wooden signs. Penny likes wooden signs, so when

1038
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 1: they come and stay, they bring one. And then and

1039
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 1: then she just gifted so many signs and I'm like,

1040
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 1: you don't need to put all of them up. It's

1041
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 1: an insane amount because there's I mean, it's in my

1042
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 1: Instagram story like a highlight because I went around, I'm like, mom,

1043
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 1: this is a lot of words all over your house

1044
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 1: and she's like, no, there's just a few. And I'm like,

1045
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 1: I bet they're sixty and she's like no. And I

1046
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 1: went around. There's like fifty or sixty things that just

1047
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 1: say ship all over, just keep you entertained as you

1048
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 1: walk through the crib. But I'm like, wonder what my ship, like,

1049
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: our ship is going to be. You know, Blake is

1050
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 1: going to have the wackiest fucking house of all time

1051
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:23,919
Speaker 1: when he's he already does. I don't know why we're

1052
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 1: saying what it's gonna be. Like. We all have homes

1053
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 1: that aren't bare walls, like exactly. Kyle has a ton

1054
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 1: of paintings that his wife did. Blake has a fucking

1055
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 1: like pee Wee's playhouse. Yeah, what is yours? Didn't like

1056
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 1: your wife go like wild on lizards or some ship

1057
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 1: great show. There was like lizard art all over. Oh

1058
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 1: yeah she did. We had a whole bunch of like

1059
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:47,440
Speaker 1: a bunch of lizard art. Yeah, and a room that

1060
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 1: was like the lizard Room. And it was insane. It

1061
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 1: got to the level that we're talking about, and I

1062
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 1: remember I was like I didn't really have the heart.

1063
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 1: I was like, this is your art room. You do

1064
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 1: whatever you'd like in here, that's fine. And then you

1065
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 1: guys came over and you guys roasted the room and

1066
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 1: then like no, yeah, I remember walking in on me

1067
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 1: and like, holy sh it, there's a lot of lizards

1068
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 1: in here, and you're like I remember you getting self conscious,

1069
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, there is a lot, a whole lot

1070
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 1: of lizards. It's cool. Lizards are actually cool. New Year,

1071
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 1: let's look back, but from now on, let's look forward. Guy,

1072
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 1: and Blake Well said, hey, will you write that down

1073
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 1: and put that on a shirt if you're gonna get

1074
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 1: a piece of wood and paints that, And my mom

1075
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:32,720
Speaker 1: would like that in your house. So if you could

1076
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 1: paint that in cursive on a piece of wood, my

1077
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 1: mom would like to put that more time. Turn it down.

1078
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 1: I'm talking directly to Taylor. Taylor, you have impeccable taste.

1079
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 1: I know that you have chosen Blake as the best

1080
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 1: hini and I knew that we're soulmates, and I do

1081
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:53,240
Speaker 1: enjoy you and everything about you. Okay, everybody can turn

1082
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 1: it back. You're spinning out of control. Hey, everyone, turn

1083
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 1: it back up. Yeah, what the fun? Turn it back up? Yeah,

1084
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 1: it's cool. Turn it back up. Guys, Welcome back. This

1085
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 1: wasn't about hitting on Taylor Swift Kyle at all. Yeah,

1086
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 1: I'm married, I'm not. I'm not I'm not hitting on

1087
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:10,720
Speaker 1: her exactly. So what's happened? What was that? Well, you

1088
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 1: just said we're soul mates? What happened there? You got

1089
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 1: I meant to say, everybody? Turned it down real quick,

1090
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 1: I got a correct someone thing that I said to Taylor. No,

1091
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 1: actually no, I'll do it everybody, everybody, if you could

1092
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 1: just turn it down. I have a message for Taylor,

1093
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 1: and I just want to apologize for a guy. Okay,

1094
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 1: don't turn it back up. Let me just say real quick,

1095
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry Taylor for saying soul mates. I didn't mean that.

1096
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 1: I'm married. I'm sorry I forgot your hopes up. I

1097
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 1: meant to say kindred spirits. Thank you. Everybody can turn

1098
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 1: it back up. That's even weirder. You thought you got

1099
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:45,480
Speaker 1: her hopes up, like she's she's bumped. Turn it back down, everybody,

1100
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 1: you think you got her hard. I could see Taylor.

1101
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 1: I could see Taylor specifically fucking with Carl the drug

1102
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,880
Speaker 1: dealer though, thank you, Because you know, like anyone that

1103
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 1: like has like such a like she has like a goody,

1104
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 1: kind of goody two shoes vibe about her, squeaky clean,

1105
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 1: like that's her um persona at least that you know.

1106
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 1: They're always just the baddest chicks. You know, they're always

1107
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:13,800
Speaker 1: just wild, bad, bad gals. Yea, boys, if that's your thing,

1108
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, I mean Dustin Diamond. Let's let's take

1109
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 1: him for example, Okay, Screech from Let's say it by

1110
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 1: the Bell. You know, you look at him, You're like,

1111
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: he's a he's a you know, it's kind of a sweetheart,

1112
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 1: kind of a totally word like a lovabool guy turns

1113
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 1: out psycho psychopaths Allegedly, Uh, there's like rape cases against them, allegedly,

1114
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, not willing to look it up, but

1115
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:43,479
Speaker 1: willing to say here on the podcast a mass murder

1116
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:48,600
Speaker 1: allegedly Allegedly there's like rape cases or something. I don't know,

1117
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:52,760
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna look it up, but there's something about allegedly.

1118
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 1: But that is kind of the thing I will say, Like,

1119
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 1: when people are assholes as their persona, for the most part,

1120
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:04,160
Speaker 1: they're nice guys, Like they put that asshole on as

1121
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 1: like part of their persona, but then they're really nice people.

1122
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:11,040
Speaker 1: For the most part, like Jessel Nick, like Anthony Jessell

1123
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 1: Nick is like a really nice guy, you know what

1124
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,200
Speaker 1: I mean, But his whole stick is that he's like

1125
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:19,680
Speaker 1: the meanest, most cutting comedian that you can you can be.

1126
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 1: I mean, look at Dirs. Everybody thinks he'ason as always

1127
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 1: a goddamn teddy bear. Yeah, it's true. You break it down.

1128
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 1: He thanks, you're welcome, welcome, Hey, let's go, and you're welcome.

1129
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 1: Let's go. Let's go. Are you calling it? Let's go,

1130
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 1: let's call it, let's go ahead, guys, let's go. Yeah.

1131
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 1: I mean I did do that one time when we

1132
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:51,440
Speaker 1: me and you got in a fist fight over Thanksgiving

1133
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 1: and it was just like the worst both just like

1134
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 1: beat the ship out of each other. Mostly you beat

1135
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 1: my ass, I believe, I don't know, and I remember

1136
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 1: being like, uh, what is he? What is he like that?

1137
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:08,520
Speaker 1: We're friends? So there was that one time, but I

1138
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:11,920
Speaker 1: mean that wasn't like a And also I was twenty

1139
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,040
Speaker 1: two years old when that happened, Like I was, you

1140
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 1: know one, I think that's peak cry when you're drunk

1141
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 1: age right now? No, well, who else? I mean, yeah,

1142
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:23,680
Speaker 1: is this a universal thing? I don't think it's that universal.

1143
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 1: I would love to throw this to the fans. I

1144
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 1: just don't know what what like this Like? Is this

1145
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 1: just like you're so drunk that you can finally like

1146
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:38,000
Speaker 1: have an emotion? Yeah, dude, Yeah, No, it's the demons?

1147
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 1: Is the demons? I guess my demons are just different.

1148
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 1: You have different demons? Yes, Well, did you have any

1149
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:47,160
Speaker 1: friends that did this at all? Like the emotional drunks?

1150
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 1: Don't have a crying friend? No, I mean I also

1151
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:52,040
Speaker 1: didn't have. I mean, I guess it would be Kyle.

1152
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,360
Speaker 1: I don't remember him crying a whole lot. I remember

1153
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 1: him like getting like boiling mad and not being able

1154
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:02,960
Speaker 1: to explain why he's so mad, and she's like and

1155
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:05,680
Speaker 1: we're like, all right, I don't I don't like what

1156
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,800
Speaker 1: is the thing. I guess I'm trying to recall an episode.

1157
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,800
Speaker 1: Like I think I've seen homies crying drunk, but it

1158
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:14,840
Speaker 1: was probably because like they just got beat up by

1159
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:17,720
Speaker 1: some strangers or something, or just like for me, it

1160
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:20,120
Speaker 1: was like I remember I cried once in high school

1161
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,400
Speaker 1: and people did not let me live it down for

1162
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 1: quite a while. And it was because they called me cry,

1163
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:33,440
Speaker 1: don't They called me crowd sadam crying. We got the label. Uh,

1164
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 1: you know, they because it was just because of like

1165
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:40,400
Speaker 1: a girl, you know, and like you saw one and

1166
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:42,960
Speaker 1: started crying. Yeah, I saw one. I'm like, oh my god,

1167
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:47,080
Speaker 1: you're so pretty. Glorious, they're so pretty. I want one.

1168
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:51,120
Speaker 1: Her hair smells like pantine. Problem. They won't thank me.

1169
01:05:55,800 --> 01:06:01,840
Speaker 1: Make seven doors in my basement. No, we've established that

1170
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 1: under five under five Okay, I'm not agreed. Okay, under

1171
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 1: five doors, you cried because you broke up the girl

1172
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:13,520
Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, I can't remember the exact scenario discs

1173
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:17,480
Speaker 1: publicly that's valid. Yeah, there was, and that was one experience. Uh,

1174
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:20,960
Speaker 1: and that's the only time I remember like crying drunk

1175
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,760
Speaker 1: at a young age. So I don't think it's a

1176
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 1: universal thing. Like, I mean, for sure, at some point

1177
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:30,000
Speaker 1: in your youth, if you drink alcohol, you're gonna have

1178
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:34,600
Speaker 1: some kind of emotional outburst, whether that's crying or you're

1179
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:38,240
Speaker 1: just like fuck you, Eric, and you're like why why

1180
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:40,959
Speaker 1: are they having beef? And then two guys who don't

1181
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:45,000
Speaker 1: aren't really enemies, you know, don't actually hate each other,

1182
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:47,040
Speaker 1: and you start swinging on each other and you're like,

1183
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 1: I don't know too too much. Boon's Hard uh, Boone's

1184
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:57,640
Speaker 1: Boone's Farm or yeah, what were the little Jack Daniels? Um, well,

1185
01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:01,760
Speaker 1: I was thinking of Mike's Hard Lettsburgh manade my Lynchburg

1186
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,320
Speaker 1: also or two dogs? Do you guys remember two dogs?

1187
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,240
Speaker 1: I think that was It might have been a specific

1188
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:12,000
Speaker 1: Midwest remember made two dogs? Like, um, it was like

1189
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:15,600
Speaker 1: a Mike's Hard lemonade before Mike's Hard Lemonade. Do you

1190
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:19,920
Speaker 1: remember after shock? It was like cinnamon liquor with board

1191
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:22,440
Speaker 1: with rock candy at the bottom, and then you had

1192
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:24,560
Speaker 1: saved the rock candy because it was like pure liquor

1193
01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:29,880
Speaker 1: and then like you I call it it's like and

1194
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,960
Speaker 1: you finished the bottle and be like, okay, well we

1195
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:37,520
Speaker 1: can't get liquored this weekend, so um, we're gonna melt this. Uh.

1196
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:42,640
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, is it a situation where like

1197
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:45,360
Speaker 1: in case of an emergency breake glass? But then it

1198
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 1: probably looks just like the rock now for sure you don't,

1199
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:51,800
Speaker 1: don't you We melted it. We melted it, eating the

1200
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,920
Speaker 1: model and we uh and then we like poured it

1201
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:57,480
Speaker 1: out in like little mini shots. So you were free

1202
01:07:57,520 --> 01:08:02,560
Speaker 1: basing after shock, you would inhale the fumes, and then

1203
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:08,200
Speaker 1: that's like resin hits. First of all, all birds kind

1204
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:11,840
Speaker 1: of suck. Whoa chill, bro, yeah, calm. American eagles are

1205
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:17,200
Speaker 1: so tight the crane now, dude, Owls fucking raw. American

1206
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:20,920
Speaker 1: eagles are not tight. Flamingoes are super dope. Owls are

1207
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:24,599
Speaker 1: so sick. Owls are so not sick at all. First

1208
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 1: of all, you, hey, fuck you, you are wrong, Yo,

1209
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,800
Speaker 1: you're about to get owl You bet a chill. They

1210
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:33,120
Speaker 1: can they can hear you know. Fuck you, dude, fuck you.

1211
01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:34,560
Speaker 1: I beat you to it. I beat you. I just

1212
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:38,040
Speaker 1: beat you to it. No, I already said it. Fuck you.

1213
01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:40,639
Speaker 1: Owls rock. When's the last time you saw a fucking owl?

1214
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,880
Speaker 1: You prick? A few a few years ago. I'm when

1215
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:47,040
Speaker 1: I moved into my house a few years ago. You're

1216
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:50,439
Speaker 1: such a fucking dumbass. There was a owl that lived

1217
01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:52,960
Speaker 1: in the tree that like refused to let me move in.

1218
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:56,000
Speaker 1: He was like a total dick. He'd sweep down. That's right,

1219
01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:58,840
Speaker 1: they're super territorial. You'd come out on the balcony. He

1220
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:01,800
Speaker 1: he the ship out of me. Scared me to death,

1221
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:06,040
Speaker 1: fucking terrifying. Oh well, you're a weakling. They're scary, fucking

1222
01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:09,479
Speaker 1: terrifying our predators. You're a weak ass. No, I'm not, dude,

1223
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:12,479
Speaker 1: I'm as strong as hell. No, you're a fucking weak ass.

1224
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:15,400
Speaker 1: I know, and I think you know that that is

1225
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:17,840
Speaker 1: not true. I'm not a weak ass. I just can't

1226
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:20,240
Speaker 1: believe this. It's scared of birds. I'm not scared. I

1227
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:23,360
Speaker 1: just don't like them. You just said it scared the

1228
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:25,760
Speaker 1: ship out of you, and that's why you didn't like it. Bro, Well,

1229
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:27,720
Speaker 1: if you're standing on a balcony and all of a

1230
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:31,559
Speaker 1: sudden something, it's like, who that will scare the ship

1231
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:34,040
Speaker 1: out of you? Dude. Okay, so you're a weak ass

1232
01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:36,320
Speaker 1: and that's why you don't like owls. I wouldn't stop

1233
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:38,759
Speaker 1: my stride. I'd go owl and I would keep walking.

1234
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:41,120
Speaker 1: I just think you're dismissing the wisdom of one of

1235
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:44,040
Speaker 1: the most majestic birds on planet Earth. What other birds

1236
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:47,120
Speaker 1: are amazing? Right? What other birds are amazing? Other birds?

1237
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:52,640
Speaker 1: A hawk, a redtail hawk is fucking cool. Hawks, peacocks, hummingbirds, hummingbirds,

1238
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:55,120
Speaker 1: I mean, they're cool when they're flying, but but I'm

1239
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:59,640
Speaker 1: saying woodpeckers they make that noise woodpeckers have a woodpeckers

1240
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:03,040
Speaker 1: are the worst. Like my parents house, Uh, there's a

1241
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:06,160
Speaker 1: woodpecker right outside. It was the absolute worst thing because

1242
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:09,120
Speaker 1: they started like four thirty in the morning just picking

1243
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:12,000
Speaker 1: the fucking wood. Dude, I'm pissed down. You should be

1244
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:14,800
Speaker 1: up making breakfast with somebody. I'm and I'm just saying

1245
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:17,400
Speaker 1: I'm pissing now. Fuck birds. And that's a T shirt

1246
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:21,640
Speaker 1: printed birds dude birds. Wow, I'm pissing now. Fuck you.

1247
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:26,240
Speaker 1: You don't fight with your friends in the same way

1248
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:28,240
Speaker 1: that you used to in your twenties, when you guys

1249
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:30,679
Speaker 1: are just roommates and you're with each other all the time.

1250
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,920
Speaker 1: I try, You're you're done fighting with your friends in

1251
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:37,040
Speaker 1: that time in that same capacity. Yeah, we're not together

1252
01:10:37,479 --> 01:10:42,000
Speaker 1: enough to where you don't fight, fight like fucking brothers,

1253
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:46,000
Speaker 1: like children anymore. I missed that. I'm supposed to be somewhere.

1254
01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:49,280
Speaker 1: I gotta go. You can feel at tention bubbling and

1255
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:53,320
Speaker 1: you got a thing. Actually, I do have a somewhere

1256
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:55,600
Speaker 1: to be. And you believe that other person because they

1257
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:58,479
Speaker 1: might and you want them to leave. Back in the day,

1258
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:00,360
Speaker 1: you're like, I know you don't I know you don't

1259
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:04,280
Speaker 1: have anything to do. No, you dope bitch. Where are

1260
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:06,040
Speaker 1: you gonna go to the coin star? You got the

1261
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:08,479
Speaker 1: coin star two days ago, motherfucker. You do not have

1262
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:10,920
Speaker 1: that change. I can count that ship for you. Do

1263
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:15,599
Speaker 1: you how much you pay me? And off I'll got

1264
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:19,799
Speaker 1: that change. Sit your as down. I'd like to compliment

1265
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:22,479
Speaker 1: Blake U in his use of coin star. Back in

1266
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:25,680
Speaker 1: the today, he used to always uh sit there, assholes,

1267
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:28,759
Speaker 1: directly into the sky, counting his change on the floor,

1268
01:11:29,479 --> 01:11:31,880
Speaker 1: waiting for a deep dish pizza right up the bum hoole.

1269
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:34,599
Speaker 1: Well you know what I'm gonna my compliment. Those two,

1270
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:38,040
Speaker 1: all of us are friendship. It's battle tested. Still love

1271
01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:45,439
Speaker 1: you bros, Love you guys. I love you guys. Blake,

1272
01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:48,080
Speaker 1: I love you, Love you, Dirt, also love you. What

1273
01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:50,800
Speaker 1: do you have to say? Dirty? Thanks could be worse.

1274
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:55,960
Speaker 1: So I love you, Dirt. I'd love to hear from you.

1275
01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:57,640
Speaker 1: I heard it from Blake, heard it from Kyle. I

1276
01:11:57,760 --> 01:12:03,880
Speaker 1: just said it his inner. It's Chunky are breaking up

1277
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:06,599
Speaker 1: and hey, love is in the air. The clearest I've

1278
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:09,599
Speaker 1: ever heard. Joe, what's up? Yeah? Coming through critical clear,

1279
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:12,360
Speaker 1: just hit with the dog. He Man'll give you a

1280
01:12:12,479 --> 01:12:15,920
Speaker 1: compliment on how sweet you're being. Right now, it's tough.

1281
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:18,240
Speaker 1: Here been a real rough year. You know, maybe it's

1282
01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:20,400
Speaker 1: time to just come out with it. You know you're

1283
01:12:20,479 --> 01:12:25,960
Speaker 1: just started. Brother. Oh yeah, all of juice. Hey, you

1284
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:29,920
Speaker 1: guys know it, all of juice. That's cool. You know,

1285
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:33,000
Speaker 1: what would really important if you just said that you

1286
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:36,880
Speaker 1: loved your buddies just one time, like be important. Hey,

1287
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:40,520
Speaker 1: I love my buddies. Guys, this is great. Hey, everybody

1288
01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:43,800
Speaker 1: quit looking back, just started looking forward and put it on.

1289
01:12:44,479 --> 01:12:47,320
Speaker 1: And also it's good to look back and walk down memory, lade,

1290
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:59,240
Speaker 1: but also let's look forward. Let's also look for turn

1291
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:00,960
Speaker 1: it down real quick. I want to talk to Adam

1292
01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:04,599
Speaker 1: personally acts and so I can't listen. No, you guys,

1293
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:08,160
Speaker 1: take your headphones off. If you guys, come on, take

1294
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,880
Speaker 1: him off, Come to Adam. I'm talking to take them off,

1295
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:15,360
Speaker 1: all right, Adam? Yeah, Kyle, I'm listening. I'm right here, man,

1296
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:18,320
Speaker 1: what's up. There's a certain level of awareness that we

1297
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:20,640
Speaker 1: have on this podcast. But sometimes when you shoot on

1298
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:23,080
Speaker 1: us like, it makes us look bad in front of everybody.

1299
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,640
Speaker 1: And I don't know that we should do that. We

1300
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:26,680
Speaker 1: should just kind of like, you know, keep going and

1301
01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:28,880
Speaker 1: move on. And so what do you are you saying?

1302
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:31,120
Speaker 1: The nice shot on you? Yeah, yeah, you did. You

1303
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:34,439
Speaker 1: should on me. Oh my god? What did I shoot

1304
01:13:34,479 --> 01:13:37,080
Speaker 1: on about it? You shoot on all of us, man,

1305
01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:38,720
Speaker 1: you shoot on all of us. When you shoot on

1306
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:40,400
Speaker 1: one of us, you shoot on all of us. Okay,

1307
01:13:40,479 --> 01:13:42,920
Speaker 1: I need you to remember that. Okay, everybody, turn turn

1308
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:45,120
Speaker 1: it up. Turn it up, hey, Kyle, turn it up.

1309
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 1: I'm I was here the whole time. I hate to

1310
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,960
Speaker 1: break it to you, but guess what, buddy, you heard that.

1311
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:52,080
Speaker 1: Listen to me, if someone ships on you, you let

1312
01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:55,200
Speaker 1: it roll off your back like a duck. Copy that. Now,

1313
01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:57,960
Speaker 1: I hear that. Okay, Kyle and I stand in solidarity

1314
01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:01,040
Speaker 1: with theirs. I think you're being a little too sensitive.

1315
01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:04,120
Speaker 1: Copy that, um. And, in all fairness, I had no

1316
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:07,240
Speaker 1: idea he could hear me. So do you need fairness?

1317
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:09,360
Speaker 1: I just had no idea. I thought I was speaking

1318
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:11,479
Speaker 1: to Adam alone. I didn't know that you could hear me.

1319
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:12,960
Speaker 1: When I was talking to Adam. I thought we were

1320
01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:15,639
Speaker 1: having a personal conversation. My bad. I thought you would

1321
01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:19,080
Speaker 1: do what you said. I thought you would respect Kyle's

1322
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:22,680
Speaker 1: wishes and and take the headphones off. But but you

1323
01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:24,800
Speaker 1: didn't you left them on? You heard it, and you

1324
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 1: heard it. I left them on, but I completely tuned out.

1325
01:14:27,479 --> 01:14:29,120
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let this bit. I'm not gonna let

1326
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:30,920
Speaker 1: this bit live. You're killing the bit. You guys are

1327
01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:33,200
Speaker 1: looking at me. I never took him off, and you're

1328
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:35,040
Speaker 1: pretending like you can't see me. I'm not. I'm not

1329
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:38,960
Speaker 1: letting this bit fly. Wow, who are you? Why did

1330
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:44,280
Speaker 1: you get this? And I'm like, I'm I'm on is

1331
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:47,840
Speaker 1: the show? Do you know your phone? IMDb? Coholics on

1332
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:50,360
Speaker 1: the right. You're bringing your up your own Have you

1333
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:52,519
Speaker 1: ever had to do that? I have in order to

1334
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:55,599
Speaker 1: uh get into my hotel room, Like I lost my key,

1335
01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:58,280
Speaker 1: I like lost my wallet one night and I'm back

1336
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:01,160
Speaker 1: coming back to the hotel. We're shooting House Party season

1337
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:05,200
Speaker 1: two and in New Orleans and I'm like, drunkenly back

1338
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:08,960
Speaker 1: at my hotel and I'm not I didn't, Madam Divine,

1339
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:12,960
Speaker 1: And I'm in the room of I got a room

1340
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:15,599
Speaker 1: and it's upstairs and they're like, okay, you have any idea.

1341
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:19,800
Speaker 1: I don't, And I'm like, look just here, just look

1342
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:22,280
Speaker 1: me up and they're like what And I'm like, look, look,

1343
01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:25,080
Speaker 1: I'll prove that I'm who I say am, and I

1344
01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:28,479
Speaker 1: had them look, I had them look me up, and

1345
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:31,200
Speaker 1: then they still wouldn't give me a key. I think

1346
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:33,599
Speaker 1: it was because I was so fucking drunk and they

1347
01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:36,760
Speaker 1: were just kind of like lording my drunkenness and you

1348
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:41,200
Speaker 1: probably didn't look like yourself. I was at it. Bas

1349
01:15:41,439 --> 01:15:45,599
Speaker 1: was probably falling on like, okay, you this guy's handsome,

1350
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:49,240
Speaker 1: you look like a def your eyes are melting. After

1351
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:52,920
Speaker 1: New Orleans was another level that was like that was

1352
01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:56,080
Speaker 1: the best. Well. The funny thing about shooting that show

1353
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:58,519
Speaker 1: is we only shot for two weeks. We shot ten

1354
01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:02,240
Speaker 1: episodes in two weeks, about two episodes a day. But

1355
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:06,640
Speaker 1: I still gained enough weight throughout that production is you

1356
01:16:06,760 --> 01:16:09,960
Speaker 1: saw my body morph even though on the last few

1357
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:13,160
Speaker 1: episodes of every season you're like, yoh, Jesus, well yeah,

1358
01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:16,559
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, your your intake was at all time.

1359
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:18,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, but it was very high.

1360
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:21,840
Speaker 1: I'm still yeah, I don't know if that was all time,

1361
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,680
Speaker 1: but that's why I kind of took it back, but

1362
01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:26,559
Speaker 1: yeah I was. I was. You know, I go big

1363
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:29,559
Speaker 1: and with with most endeavor. Literally you gotta do one

1364
01:16:29,560 --> 01:16:31,320
Speaker 1: of those things where you take the picture every day

1365
01:16:31,479 --> 01:16:35,000
Speaker 1: so we can just watch you medically watch face be

1366
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:38,200
Speaker 1: like when they showed like buildings getting built, would you

1367
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:41,920
Speaker 1: see your face exploding? That would be cool. You should

1368
01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:44,280
Speaker 1: definitely commit to a year of that. My neck just

1369
01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:47,840
Speaker 1: start to droop and then get sucked back up like

1370
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:51,600
Speaker 1: that the fox getting eaten by the maggots. But it's you.

1371
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:55,679
Speaker 1: What's up that classic time lapse of like the maggots

1372
01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:59,360
Speaker 1: time laps is pretty you guys don't see that when

1373
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:04,080
Speaker 1: you close your eyes. Whatever. Time lapses are very very cool,

1374
01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:08,240
Speaker 1: Yes they are, thank you, Blake. Yeah, anything that plays

1375
01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:12,639
Speaker 1: with time filming, it to me is still just un believable.

1376
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:14,800
Speaker 1: Like slow motion, the fact that we can see slow times,

1377
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:17,880
Speaker 1: like you're talking time travel movies. Yeah, it's kind of

1378
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:20,680
Speaker 1: time travel because it's capturing moments and slowing them down

1379
01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:24,000
Speaker 1: in ways that you're like, oh, the naked eye doesn't

1380
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:26,679
Speaker 1: see that, dude. It is so bizarre that no matter

1381
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:29,400
Speaker 1: how many times I shoot something in slow mo, it's

1382
01:17:29,439 --> 01:17:31,519
Speaker 1: always like when you play it back, you're like, what

1383
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:35,240
Speaker 1: the crazy Like when they pop a water balloon and

1384
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:39,240
Speaker 1: it like is still there for a moment. Yeah, Like

1385
01:17:39,439 --> 01:17:41,720
Speaker 1: if you just light like a bit lighter, and it

1386
01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:45,200
Speaker 1: looks like a nuclear blast is still like the exact

1387
01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:48,439
Speaker 1: same formation as if it was a bomb going off,

1388
01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:51,960
Speaker 1: but it's just the lighter. We're so stupid. That's the universe, man,

1389
01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:56,080
Speaker 1: that's the universe. So fucking cool. Everyone other's like, yes,

1390
01:17:56,320 --> 01:17:59,000
Speaker 1: it's slow moment. We're just like no, like like when

1391
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:02,760
Speaker 1: the breeze it was on a puppy's head. It looks

1392
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:09,560
Speaker 1: like a field of wheatous. Hey. The main headline is

1393
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:11,920
Speaker 1: it made you feel vibro and yeah, it made me

1394
01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:14,920
Speaker 1: feel vibra, like I really dug it. Yeah, and we

1395
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:17,320
Speaker 1: are quoting you as saying it makes pain pills make

1396
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:20,320
Speaker 1: me feel vibra. Yeah. We gotta get some merch, some

1397
01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:25,719
Speaker 1: like wraps, some like a spandages that just say vibro. Kyle,

1398
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:27,960
Speaker 1: you can't understand the kiwis you work with. I have

1399
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:32,400
Speaker 1: trouble sometimes, uh like they because it's like like they.

1400
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:36,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes I find it hard when anybody speaks like this,

1401
01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:39,400
Speaker 1: but I find mostly Australians and Kiwis are like mumble

1402
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:42,960
Speaker 1: yeah across the board. That never works for me, and

1403
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:45,920
Speaker 1: it's just like what the fuck is going on? But

1404
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:47,600
Speaker 1: it feels like I don't feel like, I meet a

1405
01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:52,320
Speaker 1: lot of English speaking people that mumble that bad. But

1406
01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:55,200
Speaker 1: I could also be doing that, Like when I'm just

1407
01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:58,240
Speaker 1: speaking like tired, I might be equally as frustrating to

1408
01:18:58,280 --> 01:19:00,880
Speaker 1: anybody else on planet Earth. You know, when they're talking

1409
01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:03,360
Speaker 1: to you like that, going on? Are they speaking to you?

1410
01:19:03,479 --> 01:19:06,160
Speaker 1: Are you listening to like a conversation that they're having?

1411
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:08,640
Speaker 1: Are you spying on people? Don't know? I feel like

1412
01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:13,240
Speaker 1: you cannot Like when someone from a foreign English speaking country,

1413
01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:15,720
Speaker 1: because that's what we're talking about here, right, foreign to us,

1414
01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:19,960
Speaker 1: foreign to us, but in English speaking country and they're

1415
01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:24,439
Speaker 1: speaking in their their English version of English to someone

1416
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:27,120
Speaker 1: from their same country, I feel like, yeah, I I

1417
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:31,880
Speaker 1: always have a hard time understanding fucking anyone that that

1418
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:36,280
Speaker 1: isn't uh from America, And even sometimes have you talked

1419
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:41,280
Speaker 1: to people from Philly? It's also confusing sometimes over there too. Yeah,

1420
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:44,280
Speaker 1: I never under the Fresh Prince of bel Air theme song,

1421
01:19:44,439 --> 01:19:48,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is he saying? Like your homes smell

1422
01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:58,720
Speaker 1: ter smell smell? What later makes no sense? Tell me

1423
01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:04,519
Speaker 1: you got that word there? It is had that well,

1424
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:07,000
Speaker 1: don't be afraid to bust it out, man, you know, man,

1425
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:12,759
Speaker 1: that truly strikes a chord in my sense memories perfect.

1426
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:17,400
Speaker 1: Did you guys ever rob anybody belind for alcohol, rob

1427
01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:21,320
Speaker 1: anybody for like people's houses? Sure, you'd go to a

1428
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:25,320
Speaker 1: liquor store, or rob a convenient store or rob a

1429
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:30,519
Speaker 1: right aid on harbor. Oh. I actually remember that ship

1430
01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:33,160
Speaker 1: from when I first met you, Adam, like you had

1431
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:36,120
Speaker 1: a whole like you were like fucking flagrant and didn't

1432
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:38,360
Speaker 1: give up. Dude, I was ready to go to jail

1433
01:20:38,439 --> 01:20:42,000
Speaker 1: for a for a thirty rack of keystone light. That

1434
01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:44,320
Speaker 1: was true, flagrant, What were you doing? You would just

1435
01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:46,120
Speaker 1: grab it and walk out. I would just grab it

1436
01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:50,000
Speaker 1: and walk the funk out with two packs and that's

1437
01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:53,559
Speaker 1: why you're my fucking best friend. And then just walk out.

1438
01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:56,640
Speaker 1: And they had a security guard and he'd just be like, uh.

1439
01:20:58,080 --> 01:21:01,000
Speaker 1: Or I would walk into the freezer, sex, this is

1440
01:21:01,240 --> 01:21:04,800
Speaker 1: your cases, and then just exit out the emergency exit.

1441
01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:06,680
Speaker 1: The alarm would go off and I just had a

1442
01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:09,320
Speaker 1: car there waiting for me, and we would that it

1443
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:14,520
Speaker 1: would explode in the background as you walk away. Absolutely,

1444
01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:16,880
Speaker 1: in hindsight, I'm like, this is the that was the

1445
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:19,160
Speaker 1: most insane thing I've ever done. I'm not like a

1446
01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:21,479
Speaker 1: I would have bought it if I could have bought it,

1447
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:25,120
Speaker 1: but I couldn't have. I couldn't buy it, so I

1448
01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:30,200
Speaker 1: had to rob me. I went on a fucking family

1449
01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:34,560
Speaker 1: cruise to Mositlan, Porta, Viarda and um and Cabo, and

1450
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:37,479
Speaker 1: I bought fucking pain pills there too, and I put

1451
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:39,360
Speaker 1: him in my jacket. I got a big old bag.

1452
01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:42,599
Speaker 1: I got him for nothing, put him in my jacket pocket.

1453
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:45,439
Speaker 1: And as I was walking back onto the boat with

1454
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:48,040
Speaker 1: my family, they were like, they patted down my pocket

1455
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:50,439
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh fuck, your family did know

1456
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:53,080
Speaker 1: the fucking the guys that were like making sure you

1457
01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:56,360
Speaker 1: didn't bring anything in cruise control and they found this

1458
01:21:56,479 --> 01:21:59,120
Speaker 1: bag of pain pills and they took it. They just

1459
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,240
Speaker 1: took it. They took it from me, and they took

1460
01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:03,400
Speaker 1: my name and I did that ship on the slide,

1461
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:06,160
Speaker 1: like nobody in my family saw this happen. And so

1462
01:22:06,280 --> 01:22:09,519
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, Kyle, that episode did not get my

1463
01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:14,280
Speaker 1: bigger hard. I knew you were too vibro on that trip.

1464
01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:17,240
Speaker 1: On that trip, dude, so I need to talk to you.

1465
01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:20,679
Speaker 1: I was bombed because I was like I couldn't get vibro.

1466
01:22:21,439 --> 01:22:23,799
Speaker 1: And then I like, at the end of the trip.

1467
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:27,080
Speaker 1: We were all waiting to d board the ship or

1468
01:22:27,160 --> 01:22:30,040
Speaker 1: whatever it is, and they called my name over the intercom.

1469
01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:33,320
Speaker 1: They're like, Kyle newitcheck come to customers. Did you win something?

1470
01:22:34,680 --> 01:22:36,960
Speaker 1: And I was like, and my whole family, my grandpa,

1471
01:22:37,240 --> 01:22:39,479
Speaker 1: my fucking They're like, what's going on. I'm like, Mom,

1472
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:42,960
Speaker 1: come with me, because because I needed I knew I

1473
01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:45,680
Speaker 1: was about to get fucked, and so I like I

1474
01:22:46,439 --> 01:22:48,000
Speaker 1: on the way over there, I talked to my mom.

1475
01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:50,679
Speaker 1: I was like, look, I I smuggled some pain pills

1476
01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:52,800
Speaker 1: back in. I have some pills that I thought were

1477
01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:55,560
Speaker 1: going to get my pecker hard. But she's a sweetheart.

1478
01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:58,360
Speaker 1: I know at dinner last night, you were way too vibro.

1479
01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:02,760
Speaker 1: All right, No, she was cool, man. She honestly like

1480
01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:04,880
Speaker 1: vouched for me and got me off the hook. And

1481
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:08,400
Speaker 1: I just wasn't what did she vouch for you? Meaning like, oh,

1482
01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:11,559
Speaker 1: he needs pain kills? This guy's No. We came up

1483
01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:14,360
Speaker 1: because I was dating a girl that needed pain pills

1484
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:16,600
Speaker 1: at the time, and so we came up with a

1485
01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:19,280
Speaker 1: plan that was like, look, I'm gonna say that I

1486
01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:22,880
Speaker 1: got this from my girlfriend, and my mom actually might

1487
01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:24,680
Speaker 1: have not even known that I might have been lying

1488
01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:27,000
Speaker 1: to her and saying like, I got this from my girlfriend.

1489
01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:29,800
Speaker 1: Can you please help me? I didn't know it was illegal, Kyle,

1490
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:33,679
Speaker 1: I didn't like the podcast. Is it illegal? I think

1491
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:39,519
Speaker 1: statute limitations player, it's all good. H What was the

1492
01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:41,720
Speaker 1: show where like this, Oh, is the Brady Bunch? Right,

1493
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:44,640
Speaker 1: we're like the oldest son like actually like got it

1494
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:47,160
Speaker 1: together with the mom, right, had sex with the mom,

1495
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:50,439
Speaker 1: Like they had like a thing. Right, wasn't that a thing?

1496
01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:53,280
Speaker 1: What if that's ever happened? Wait? Is this Brady Bunch?

1497
01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:56,160
Speaker 1: Is this an episode or is this off? No? This

1498
01:23:56,360 --> 01:23:58,479
Speaker 1: is like behind the scenes, like Greg Brady was like

1499
01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:03,479
Speaker 1: macin the late season into Brady Bunch got weird. Bro. Yeah,

1500
01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:05,400
Speaker 1: they jumped the shark and all of a sudden, the

1501
01:24:05,439 --> 01:24:08,600
Speaker 1: oldest son started like necking with his mom. Greg is

1502
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,280
Speaker 1: lifting up that little duck tail she has. So you're

1503
01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:14,679
Speaker 1: saying that the oldest son in the Brady Bunch actually actor,

1504
01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:19,960
Speaker 1: the actor actually fucked the mom. I think that that's

1505
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:22,160
Speaker 1: the whole I think they like they always wink winked

1506
01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:24,960
Speaker 1: about it to like interviews because they're like the rumor

1507
01:24:25,120 --> 01:24:27,720
Speaker 1: is and they're like, I don't know, did we even

1508
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:30,120
Speaker 1: by the way, even if they're winking about it, it's

1509
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:36,640
Speaker 1: so tight. Yeah, it's awesome the Brady Bunch. Also, I

1510
01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:39,720
Speaker 1: kept it in the plastic. Now, I feel like the

1511
01:24:39,760 --> 01:24:41,439
Speaker 1: time they're like, take it out of the plastic and

1512
01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:43,640
Speaker 1: hand me, you would hand them the high wallet and

1513
01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:45,200
Speaker 1: I would just told me to do that, And I

1514
01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:47,439
Speaker 1: was like, would just I wouldn't give them the whole wallet.

1515
01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:50,360
Speaker 1: I would just hold up in the plastic and hold

1516
01:24:50,439 --> 01:24:53,559
Speaker 1: it up to them and they and if they asked

1517
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:57,240
Speaker 1: to take it out, I would just believe I'd go.

1518
01:24:57,920 --> 01:25:00,880
Speaker 1: His wallet had the little window in it. Yeah, the idea.

1519
01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:03,800
Speaker 1: Also there was velcro on the wallet. So I'm a

1520
01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:09,759
Speaker 1: a true teenager that has to be like hot topic

1521
01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:18,200
Speaker 1: wallet and Pokemon like, hey man, how about them huskers.

1522
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:23,960
Speaker 1: I do this ironically anyway, Without reading this list, I

1523
01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:27,040
Speaker 1: was like, you can get true steroids. I was thinking

1524
01:25:27,160 --> 01:25:30,000
Speaker 1: maybe we all I bring them back and it's like

1525
01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:33,680
Speaker 1: a uh, you know, kind of a fun thing that

1526
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:36,400
Speaker 1: we do on the podcast. We all take steroids for

1527
01:25:36,439 --> 01:25:41,160
Speaker 1: a month and see who has the biggest arms and lemons. No,

1528
01:25:41,360 --> 01:25:44,080
Speaker 1: we see who's got the smallest mount Yeah, who's whose

1529
01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:47,040
Speaker 1: nuts shrink the most. We'll all measure our nuts and

1530
01:25:47,160 --> 01:25:49,920
Speaker 1: then at the end of one month of taking steroids,

1531
01:25:50,040 --> 01:25:52,519
Speaker 1: re measure our nuts and see who shrunk the most.

1532
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:54,720
Speaker 1: Will post and we'll have people vote on who has

1533
01:25:54,760 --> 01:25:57,320
Speaker 1: the smallest nuts. What do you mean you measure them?

1534
01:25:57,479 --> 01:25:59,400
Speaker 1: That's not like a no, no, no, no, I do

1535
01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:02,360
Speaker 1: vote vote no no, We measure and then we have

1536
01:26:02,439 --> 01:26:05,680
Speaker 1: people vote on like cuteness or like cuteness of the

1537
01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:09,080
Speaker 1: New Right, or we have people guestimate how many wrinkles

1538
01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:11,640
Speaker 1: we have combined in our scrow. Is that a real thing?

1539
01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:14,720
Speaker 1: Steroid shrink your balls? Is that real? Like the real thing? Well,

1540
01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:24,640
Speaker 1: that's that real band. I don't know. So what are

1541
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,439
Speaker 1: we gonna do? We can't do that because our show

1542
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:29,320
Speaker 1: wasn't we go clean? Yeah, we gotta go so squeaky

1543
01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:32,680
Speaker 1: clean that people are like church guitar Kirk Cameron style. Yeah,

1544
01:26:32,720 --> 01:26:36,120
Speaker 1: we gotta go Kirk Cameron style. Dude. Yes, start making

1545
01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:38,880
Speaker 1: some Christian movies. I would love to pivot to be

1546
01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:42,040
Speaker 1: very Christian. I would love that. I can see that

1547
01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:45,080
Speaker 1: for you. There's always like a super Christian guy that

1548
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,479
Speaker 1: kind of looks like you, that's wearing like a scarf,

1549
01:26:48,160 --> 01:26:50,960
Speaker 1: Like that's your kind of rocket a bandana around the

1550
01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:55,080
Speaker 1: neck just for COVID purposes. Yeah, for COVID, for COVID,

1551
01:26:55,160 --> 01:26:58,080
Speaker 1: even though everybody just has proper masks now, and it's

1552
01:26:58,120 --> 01:27:01,479
Speaker 1: proven that the bandanas don't work that well. But but

1553
01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:05,360
Speaker 1: you got it's a COVID look. And I feel like

1554
01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:09,120
Speaker 1: there's Christian guys that look kind of like you with

1555
01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:11,600
Speaker 1: an acoustic guitar and every church in America, So I

1556
01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:17,000
Speaker 1: see that's an easy pivot for you. We rolled the

1557
01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:22,920
Speaker 1: window DWN, no joke. Fuck. Immediately Someone's just like and

1558
01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:25,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, God, yes, yes, fake I d And we

1559
01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:29,519
Speaker 1: went into the back of this this like dollar store,

1560
01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:32,400
Speaker 1: and they made the fake idea right there. I took

1561
01:27:32,439 --> 01:27:37,479
Speaker 1: a photo. They fully made a fake ID to Yeah.

1562
01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:40,439
Speaker 1: I quickly got my first idea head shot. It was

1563
01:27:40,479 --> 01:27:47,040
Speaker 1: pretty two for package and the dick pills you have

1564
01:27:47,160 --> 01:27:50,200
Speaker 1: to buy for your entire wedding part. The dick pills

1565
01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:52,560
Speaker 1: you have to buy for the entire I mean, it

1566
01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:55,400
Speaker 1: will be fun when I buy us all dick pills

1567
01:27:55,560 --> 01:27:58,280
Speaker 1: and make us take them one hour before the ceremony.

1568
01:27:58,479 --> 01:28:04,040
Speaker 1: That'll be a Sarah Moon be your all week, dude.

1569
01:28:05,120 --> 01:28:07,599
Speaker 1: That will be tight, just to fucking and we're all

1570
01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:10,800
Speaker 1: wearing like kilts, like those super white those white dude

1571
01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:13,960
Speaker 1: weddings are like, we're wearing kilts. Steve doesn't have anything

1572
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:19,439
Speaker 1: on underneath. Fucking that would be so funny if you

1573
01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:22,360
Speaker 1: like orchestrated the outfits that we had to wear so

1574
01:28:22,479 --> 01:28:25,599
Speaker 1: we couldn't protect our boners and then spiked our fucking

1575
01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:29,640
Speaker 1: spiked us with boner pills. This is a wedding and

1576
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:33,959
Speaker 1: we're all standing up there like, fucking uh, protect your boners.

1577
01:28:35,120 --> 01:28:38,920
Speaker 1: Twenty Margarita's make sure you lick the salt. Okay, you

1578
01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:41,000
Speaker 1: need us licked the salt. And he made us wear

1579
01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:45,920
Speaker 1: these linen white pants. He made us wear these bands

1580
01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:49,920
Speaker 1: beach wedding. It makes sense he really wanted us in

1581
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:54,400
Speaker 1: all linen everything. Bro, are you are you hard right now?

1582
01:28:55,720 --> 01:28:59,519
Speaker 1: I've been hard all weekend. Something that's made my peck

1583
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:02,639
Speaker 1: or harr It's pretty it won't go down and hurt.

1584
01:29:04,160 --> 01:29:07,680
Speaker 1: I just want to be flacid. The strip tacos must

1585
01:29:07,720 --> 01:29:13,120
Speaker 1: be an aphrodisia because I want to funk everything. Don't

1586
01:29:13,160 --> 01:29:17,040
Speaker 1: get a twisted. Also, every you go into a church,

1587
01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:20,840
Speaker 1: into a megachurch, there's a thousands of little fucking bead

1588
01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:24,479
Speaker 1: eyed knees running around, you know, praising Jesus. Hey, I'm sorry,

1589
01:29:24,520 --> 01:29:27,599
Speaker 1: we haven't so twisted about that very specific, don't get

1590
01:29:27,640 --> 01:29:32,200
Speaker 1: it twisted. Why wasn't he or on Blake saying he

1591
01:29:32,320 --> 01:29:34,439
Speaker 1: looks more Christian? I don't find that to be shipping.

1592
01:29:34,479 --> 01:29:36,400
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that was an insult. Yeah, come on,

1593
01:29:38,160 --> 01:29:40,599
Speaker 1: then I did have a twisted I guess ship. Yeah

1594
01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:43,040
Speaker 1: it is. It's it's a little bit of an insult.

1595
01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:49,000
Speaker 1: Last time I checked, reading scripture is pretty darn cools.

1596
01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:57,160
Speaker 1: Jesus Blake is ready for this? Oh God, I know

1597
01:29:58,240 --> 01:30:01,679
Speaker 1: the Lord has a plan and for me. Dog. Okay,

1598
01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:10,760
Speaker 1: let's go. Who's ready to Jesus on? Let's go? Owls

1599
01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:14,320
Speaker 1: versus rats. You're so dumb, Hey, I've had a pet

1600
01:30:14,439 --> 01:30:16,840
Speaker 1: rat before, I've had a pet rat. I would never

1601
01:30:16,920 --> 01:30:19,560
Speaker 1: allow an owl into my house. It wouldn't want to

1602
01:30:19,600 --> 01:30:22,519
Speaker 1: be in your house. So dumb, Thank you, Blake. Really,

1603
01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:24,679
Speaker 1: even when they pull up the feathers, you can see

1604
01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:27,599
Speaker 1: how jacks they are. Dude, you can't trust an owl.

1605
01:30:27,960 --> 01:30:30,759
Speaker 1: You cannot trust absolutely not. That's what makes them savage.

1606
01:30:30,840 --> 01:30:33,160
Speaker 1: You're gonna stand by that, and owl will fuck your

1607
01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:37,280
Speaker 1: girl and I will suck your girl. Rats, man, they'll

1608
01:30:37,320 --> 01:30:40,840
Speaker 1: scamper off. What the fuck the owl said? Owill fuck

1609
01:30:40,880 --> 01:30:47,320
Speaker 1: your girl? Owl, I will suck your girl. You're going opposite,

1610
01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:51,120
Speaker 1: like a fucking rat is somebody? Who is something? Who

1611
01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:53,519
Speaker 1: would suck your girl? Dude, the owl will give you wisdom.

1612
01:30:53,840 --> 01:30:56,560
Speaker 1: There's a joke, there's a rat will tell on you.

1613
01:30:56,960 --> 01:30:58,560
Speaker 1: A rat will be a bit and tell on you,

1614
01:30:58,960 --> 01:31:02,720
Speaker 1: and owl will fuck your girl. No, awl you dude, No,

1615
01:31:02,920 --> 01:31:05,680
Speaker 1: if you owl doesn't trick because if you go up

1616
01:31:05,680 --> 01:31:07,760
Speaker 1: to owl and you're like, hey, man, was this somebody here,

1617
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:10,599
Speaker 1: he's just like who and you're like, Okay, I see

1618
01:31:10,640 --> 01:31:14,080
Speaker 1: what you're doing. Was my girl was somebody? Or not? Who?

1619
01:31:14,560 --> 01:31:21,320
Speaker 1: I will fuck your girl? I'll your girl? Hashtag don't

1620
01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:24,720
Speaker 1: leave me alone with her? Because olafucker? Did you fu

1621
01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:28,439
Speaker 1: my girl? Who? Did you fool with my girl? Who? Will?

1622
01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:36,160
Speaker 1: Did you knock? Knock? Who's there? Owl? Our girl? Your girl? Who?

1623
01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:43,120
Speaker 1: And also I'll say, like I know, like eagles are beautiful,

1624
01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:45,800
Speaker 1: majestic creatures. I and I also enjoy when I see

1625
01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:49,920
Speaker 1: an American bald eagle uh in a tree. I'm like, WHOA,

1626
01:31:50,280 --> 01:31:55,400
Speaker 1: that's pretty legit. But those guys are uh fucking eagle maniacs.

1627
01:31:55,960 --> 01:32:00,240
Speaker 1: Like those guys are eagle maniacs. You've got a little

1628
01:32:00,240 --> 01:32:02,080
Speaker 1: twisted because you're I think you're thinking of like the

1629
01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:05,040
Speaker 1: majestic ones in the mountaintops. But there's bald eagles that

1630
01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:07,360
Speaker 1: kick it in the swamps of Florida that are helda

1631
01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:10,400
Speaker 1: down the earth right there. Like the people like the

1632
01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:15,839
Speaker 1: grimy dudes, they they just eat pythons. There's nothing majestic.

1633
01:32:16,479 --> 01:32:19,479
Speaker 1: Do you like snakes more than birds? No? I don't.

1634
01:32:19,520 --> 01:32:22,280
Speaker 1: I don't like snakes either. Do you like snakes more

1635
01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:26,679
Speaker 1: than rats? Uh? Or rats more than snakes? What's cool

1636
01:32:26,760 --> 01:32:29,879
Speaker 1: is they all eat each other, all three of these things. Yeah, exactly,

1637
01:32:29,960 --> 01:32:33,800
Speaker 1: we got a cool cycle happening here, dude. Right. I

1638
01:32:33,920 --> 01:32:35,960
Speaker 1: used to go to church so much. My grandpa built

1639
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:38,120
Speaker 1: a church out here, Like that was his thing. He

1640
01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:40,439
Speaker 1: built over You went so much that he built it.

1641
01:32:40,920 --> 01:32:42,519
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna build you a church, kid,

1642
01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:46,519
Speaker 1: you know what. You like it so much? He built it.

1643
01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:47,920
Speaker 1: That's the last time I was in the church was

1644
01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:50,720
Speaker 1: for his funeral. Like I was in the sanctuary that

1645
01:32:50,800 --> 01:32:53,960
Speaker 1: he built, and it was like whoa, Like this is

1646
01:32:54,320 --> 01:32:57,519
Speaker 1: two generations removed and it's just like he put the

1647
01:32:57,560 --> 01:33:00,560
Speaker 1: stained glass up, he built the sanctuary for people to

1648
01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:03,639
Speaker 1: worship in and I'm telling Dick jokes. Come on, man,

1649
01:33:03,840 --> 01:33:07,040
Speaker 1: you're you're staying in glass. Like it's just like so weird.

1650
01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:10,479
Speaker 1: Sounds like his life was pretty boring, honestly, not to

1651
01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:13,639
Speaker 1: show on your grandpa, but your life is sucking way better.

1652
01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:18,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't. I mean, it's it's just

1653
01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:22,360
Speaker 1: two different ways of thinking about what your goals are

1654
01:33:22,439 --> 01:33:24,439
Speaker 1: in life. Yeah, it's just like, you know, like your

1655
01:33:24,479 --> 01:33:26,920
Speaker 1: life better. I vote, I vote for Kyle's life. He

1656
01:33:27,080 --> 01:33:30,400
Speaker 1: was a hell of funny dude, Like he just did

1657
01:33:30,520 --> 01:33:33,000
Speaker 1: his his act hell acclaim. You know, can he text

1658
01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:36,360
Speaker 1: Adam Sandler right now? He said the funniest thing to me.

1659
01:33:36,479 --> 01:33:39,480
Speaker 1: He also had a great big joke that was just hilarious.

1660
01:33:39,760 --> 01:33:43,200
Speaker 1: When we went to Mexico and we were Port of

1661
01:33:43,240 --> 01:33:45,280
Speaker 1: Viarda and we went in and we were all swimming,

1662
01:33:45,360 --> 01:33:47,040
Speaker 1: and then we were wearing swim shorts and you know

1663
01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:49,240
Speaker 1: how swim shorts have the net in it and stuff.

1664
01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:51,840
Speaker 1: We went into the bathroom and I was standing in

1665
01:33:51,920 --> 01:33:53,760
Speaker 1: one jurnal and he came in and steid at the

1666
01:33:53,840 --> 01:33:56,559
Speaker 1: next jurnal and he was just like He just mumbled

1667
01:33:56,560 --> 01:34:00,439
Speaker 1: into himself and he's like, where did I as, Yeah,

1668
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:04,200
Speaker 1: that's pretty good, grandpa, bit for the wind, and I

1669
01:34:04,360 --> 01:34:07,080
Speaker 1: was like, that's funny because like small cocks and your family.

1670
01:34:08,360 --> 01:34:12,639
Speaker 1: All right, it was great. Let me know what path

1671
01:34:12,840 --> 01:34:15,360
Speaker 1: I should be running on for the next ten years.

1672
01:34:15,439 --> 01:34:19,040
Speaker 1: Embraced the small dinks. If you got it, make fun

1673
01:34:19,120 --> 01:34:22,960
Speaker 1: of make fun of it, you know, yeah, embrace them all. Yeah,

1674
01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:25,320
Speaker 1: it's all good. That's a good one. It's all good. Yeah.

1675
01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:29,040
Speaker 1: It was hilarious because I mean, nobody made small cock

1676
01:34:29,160 --> 01:34:31,400
Speaker 1: jokes at that point. Everybody was like, oh it might

1677
01:34:31,439 --> 01:34:34,320
Speaker 1: dick so big, might dick so big everybody? Yeah, it

1678
01:34:34,400 --> 01:34:37,600
Speaker 1: was it was all big Johnson jokes. Everybody's wearing the

1679
01:34:37,680 --> 01:34:41,400
Speaker 1: T shirts at the door with a huge dick, big Johnson. Yeah.

1680
01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:45,160
Speaker 1: And I was like, Grandpa, that's like that's and that's

1681
01:34:45,160 --> 01:34:47,040
Speaker 1: when you decided to get into comedy. You were like,

1682
01:34:47,160 --> 01:34:51,519
Speaker 1: wait a minute, small cock comedy, small cock comedy, Grandpa,

1683
01:34:51,800 --> 01:34:54,080
Speaker 1: I could make a career out of this, Grandpa. And

1684
01:34:54,160 --> 01:34:56,880
Speaker 1: he goes, I bless you, my son, and then father's son,

1685
01:34:57,000 --> 01:35:04,479
Speaker 1: Holy spirited you, and then screamed, let's but I don't

1686
01:35:04,520 --> 01:35:06,800
Speaker 1: like caged birds. I don't think that feels right? Yeah,

1687
01:35:07,200 --> 01:35:10,360
Speaker 1: I mean I have one. I have one. This is

1688
01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:12,400
Speaker 1: why it's hitting you a little hard. What if it's

1689
01:35:12,400 --> 01:35:15,040
Speaker 1: a chicken. If it's a chicken in the coop, we

1690
01:35:15,160 --> 01:35:17,320
Speaker 1: can we can roll with that, because well, chicken, at

1691
01:35:17,400 --> 01:35:20,560
Speaker 1: least you're like the cockle doodle do you in the morning? No,

1692
01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:24,879
Speaker 1: that's a rooster. Okay, Well then yeah, chickens. I like roosters.

1693
01:35:25,160 --> 01:35:28,320
Speaker 1: But chickens are delicious. They make eggs. Yeah, no, they're well,

1694
01:35:28,320 --> 01:35:30,000
Speaker 1: they're spitting out some eggs, so you at least get it,

1695
01:35:30,120 --> 01:35:32,960
Speaker 1: like you know, you you something. Eggs don't come out

1696
01:35:32,960 --> 01:35:36,479
Speaker 1: of their mouths. I know they're spitting them out of

1697
01:35:36,520 --> 01:35:40,639
Speaker 1: their their butts. Right. Wait, that is a good question.

1698
01:35:41,920 --> 01:35:44,120
Speaker 1: Do eggs come out of chickens ass? Or is there

1699
01:35:44,160 --> 01:35:48,600
Speaker 1: like another butt hole? An egg is a period just

1700
01:35:48,720 --> 01:35:51,360
Speaker 1: so you know. Okay, but girls don't have periods out

1701
01:35:51,360 --> 01:35:54,599
Speaker 1: of their butt hole? Wait? Do they How often do egg?

1702
01:35:54,760 --> 01:35:56,680
Speaker 1: Do they? Is there only once a month? Or how

1703
01:35:56,800 --> 01:36:00,360
Speaker 1: often do they give an egg? Every day? So they

1704
01:36:00,439 --> 01:36:03,160
Speaker 1: have a period every day? Yeah, well it's it's like

1705
01:36:03,280 --> 01:36:08,280
Speaker 1: a non active period. It's well, hey, and uh, feel

1706
01:36:08,360 --> 01:36:11,160
Speaker 1: free to text us the truth about this ship that

1707
01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:13,519
Speaker 1: we don't know about. No, No, I'm pretty positive that

1708
01:36:13,760 --> 01:36:23,160
Speaker 1: egg is a period that is not being fertilized. That's tight.

1709
01:36:23,520 --> 01:36:25,600
Speaker 1: You sound like one of those astronauts that gave the

1710
01:36:25,920 --> 01:36:32,519
Speaker 1: female astronauts fifty thousand tampons. Who's liked just might be enough.

1711
01:36:32,560 --> 01:36:34,400
Speaker 1: But Kyle, you didn't answer my question. Do they have

1712
01:36:34,560 --> 01:36:36,400
Speaker 1: two butth holes? Do they have an egg butth hole?

1713
01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:39,040
Speaker 1: And I don't know how many holes they have? Sorry,

1714
01:36:39,120 --> 01:36:42,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. Va china vagina? Oh, the egg is

1715
01:36:42,120 --> 01:36:45,360
Speaker 1: coming out of there vagina? Well, yeah, that's the period.

1716
01:36:45,880 --> 01:36:49,040
Speaker 1: They're not shitting out eggs. Where is a vagina located

1717
01:36:49,080 --> 01:36:54,280
Speaker 1: on a chicken bend over? I'll show you what do

1718
01:36:54,360 --> 01:36:57,000
Speaker 1: you mean where is it located? It's basically in the

1719
01:36:57,080 --> 01:36:59,479
Speaker 1: same spot as you probably thinking that kind of the

1720
01:36:59,680 --> 01:37:02,240
Speaker 1: same spot that you would think, Yeah, if you maybe

1721
01:37:02,320 --> 01:37:04,839
Speaker 1: drop some acid get in, there would be super vibrant

1722
01:37:04,840 --> 01:37:06,920
Speaker 1: buttholes looking at you and then something I don't know.

1723
01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:09,439
Speaker 1: There has to be. There has to be animals that

1724
01:37:09,560 --> 01:37:14,120
Speaker 1: have like Dickson vaginas in really weird spots, right like

1725
01:37:14,240 --> 01:37:16,040
Speaker 1: Star Trek where he kicks the dude in the knee

1726
01:37:16,080 --> 01:37:17,880
Speaker 1: and it turned out to be his nuts. That's like

1727
01:37:17,920 --> 01:37:19,960
Speaker 1: when you kick at him with his lap hong. I

1728
01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:21,560
Speaker 1: don't remember that, but I like that. That was a

1729
01:37:21,640 --> 01:37:24,439
Speaker 1: classic What was that? That was the famous Star Trek

1730
01:37:24,479 --> 01:37:26,920
Speaker 1: movie what's it called Rapacon where he's like fighting the

1731
01:37:27,040 --> 01:37:28,840
Speaker 1: giant dude and he kicks him in the knee and

1732
01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:30,720
Speaker 1: he goes down hard and he's like, what the funk is? Like,

1733
01:37:31,560 --> 01:37:37,679
Speaker 1: that's where his testicles are? Change? Did we write Star Trek?

1734
01:37:37,920 --> 01:37:40,360
Speaker 1: What happened? I think we should. Yeah, I want to

1735
01:37:40,400 --> 01:37:43,599
Speaker 1: go check out some Star Trek now. That just heroes

1736
01:37:43,640 --> 01:37:45,560
Speaker 1: and icon. That was one of my favorite bits on

1737
01:37:45,920 --> 01:37:48,640
Speaker 1: on set when we would like, uh, hey, have a

1738
01:37:48,680 --> 01:37:50,280
Speaker 1: good scene and then we tap each other on the

1739
01:37:50,360 --> 01:37:52,720
Speaker 1: knee and then that person goes, ah, the middle of

1740
01:37:52,760 --> 01:37:58,040
Speaker 1: my dick you just hit because the end of its

1741
01:37:58,080 --> 01:38:02,920
Speaker 1: way down there, bully. I had fun on that show too. Yeah,

1742
01:38:02,960 --> 01:38:05,320
Speaker 1: that show was a lot of fun. I really enjoyed

1743
01:38:05,400 --> 01:38:07,200
Speaker 1: that show. Guys. There's a long time ago. You know

1744
01:38:07,240 --> 01:38:09,960
Speaker 1: we're done shooting the show, uh, because I don't know.

1745
01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:12,560
Speaker 1: I was talking about something with Chloe uh and I

1746
01:38:12,680 --> 01:38:14,880
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, like two years ago when we started,

1747
01:38:14,880 --> 01:38:16,000
Speaker 1: and she was like, it's more two years ago, and

1748
01:38:16,040 --> 01:38:17,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, how long has it been. It's been

1749
01:38:17,840 --> 01:38:20,479
Speaker 1: four years now, four years since we've been doing at

1750
01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:25,080
Speaker 1: the show. What was it like August of or something,

1751
01:38:25,520 --> 01:38:28,040
Speaker 1: I think something like that or October November. So at

1752
01:38:28,040 --> 01:38:30,559
Speaker 1: the end of it was like October or November. Yeah,

1753
01:38:30,880 --> 01:38:33,400
Speaker 1: maybe the beginning of November. It was harvest season because

1754
01:38:33,479 --> 01:38:35,840
Speaker 1: y'all were smoking my weed on the roof, real weeds.

1755
01:38:36,400 --> 01:38:38,720
Speaker 1: It was harvest baby, want to talk about that ship

1756
01:38:38,840 --> 01:38:41,760
Speaker 1: was so sick. You guys smoked my first crop of

1757
01:38:41,840 --> 01:38:44,400
Speaker 1: weed on the roof and the last I was mad

1758
01:38:44,520 --> 01:38:48,720
Speaker 1: high for that last scene of Workaholics. Yeah, that was hilarious. No,

1759
01:38:48,880 --> 01:38:51,439
Speaker 1: I was higher. I was hiding that And I quied,

1760
01:38:54,360 --> 01:38:56,080
Speaker 1: was that did you say that? Is that in the

1761
01:38:56,200 --> 01:38:58,680
Speaker 1: show where like this is real weed? No, this is

1762
01:38:58,760 --> 01:39:02,920
Speaker 1: real weed something like the credits that was Blake saying that.

1763
01:39:03,160 --> 01:39:05,120
Speaker 1: Blake was going and this is real weird and I'm like,

1764
01:39:05,320 --> 01:39:09,640
Speaker 1: I know, we're in yeah, we're like acting and he's like,

1765
01:39:09,680 --> 01:39:12,400
Speaker 1: it's real weird. I'm like, I know, obviously it's roll.

1766
01:39:12,439 --> 01:39:20,439
Speaker 1: We'd we were the characters rolling huge crane shots. So good,

1767
01:39:20,960 --> 01:39:24,880
Speaker 1: so good, perfect ending, dude, Yeah, for sure, it's real,

1768
01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:27,400
Speaker 1: like how it always has been for every scene of

1769
01:39:27,640 --> 01:39:31,720
Speaker 1: the show Man. This is real, so I'm glad we

1770
01:39:31,840 --> 01:39:32,120
Speaker 1: did that