Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat And now joined by
Speaker 1: Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
Speaker 1: have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Bad Larry. You didn't understand
Speaker 1: the whole live TV radio concept when you were up here?
Speaker 3: No, I didn't. I thought I was in a different room. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I didn't have any idea about it. When they told
Speaker 3: me that the camera was in that room, I didn't
Speaker 3: even know what was going on. I would have loved
Speaker 3: to have known that. Then I want to put on
Speaker 3: a little show.
Speaker 1: Dan, So what kind of show would you have put on?
Speaker 3: I wasn't even prepared. I didn't know he was going
Speaker 3: to be on air. I wasn't prepared all everything.
Speaker 1: There's cameras all over the pit, danced a jig.
Speaker 4: What the hell?
Speaker 1: Will you had done?
Speaker 4: What the fuck? So?
Speaker 5: When I said, Larry, you're on air, there's the camera
Speaker 5: right there. You can figure that out.
Speaker 3: That was a little late, right, I would have sucked
Speaker 3: in my gut for sure.
Speaker 4: There we go.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's enough sucking for you to get
Speaker 1: rid of this. Got there, but it was great seeing
Speaker 1: your your wife and two of your kids.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Dan. And we went and had a little
Speaker 3: ice cream. They had banana ice cream for me over
Speaker 3: Sue's place, so it was great.
Speaker 2: That's your go to, Larry banana ice cream.
Speaker 3: I'm a huge banana ice cream.
Speaker 2: Fans, so I didn't even really know that was an
Speaker 2: ice cream.
Speaker 4: Of course, you probably got discontinued in nineteen sixty years
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 2: It was part of the VA bill.
Speaker 3: A banana boat at Hoffman's in Point Pleasant you could
Speaker 3: die for. I'll send you a picture. I hit Reds
Speaker 3: up in Kate Elizabeth, Maine the other day, and I'll
Speaker 3: send you guys a picture after I get off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll be great. Boat banana boat yep.
Speaker 4: Oh, of course, thank you? All right?
Speaker 1: Is that the name of the like the ice cream
Speaker 1: or the store?
Speaker 3: The store is Reds.
Speaker 1: The you get the banana BA.
Speaker 3: Used to get the banana boat in Hoffman's. I used
Speaker 3: to get three scoops of banana ice cream. Reds didn't
Speaker 3: have banana ice cream. I was very disappointed. I went
Speaker 3: sounds awful, idle strawberries and syrup.
Speaker 2: You are you just eating sunscreen banana bo.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm I one this afternoon when you got me.
Speaker 4: Guys, you're reveed up man in a while.
Speaker 1: Uh okay, So our our starting lineup here you have
Speaker 1: you got Shay and Irving who's here? And you have
Speaker 1: bad Larry at the Jersey Shore. Dylan is here, we
Speaker 1: have p a Ray, we have Marvin as well and
Speaker 1: yours truly as Dan Patrick takes again, but they're the
Speaker 1: former for formal introduction. By the way, your hair, Shay,
Speaker 1: I know, long.
Speaker 4: Got to get a cut. I don't know. Well the
Speaker 4: room told me not to cut it before Italy. She
Speaker 4: thought they'd be inappropriate. I acquiesced because I'm a baby,
Speaker 4: but I should have just But what is what is
Speaker 4: inappropriate means with tattoos. She was worried about because we
Speaker 4: were staying in like nice places and ship and you
Speaker 4: know whatever. Okay, you gotta get that.
Speaker 2: How fast does your hair grow in?
Speaker 4: Like a couple of weeks? Yeah, a couple of weeks
Speaker 4: on the side, Yeah, it looks your hair looks good long.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, kind of like boy band, you know, one
Speaker 1: of those all when he was in a boy band,
Speaker 1: and then they see you after and they go, he's
Speaker 1: still got the same guy, He's still got gone whatever have.
Speaker 1: I always feel bad for those child stars.
Speaker 2: They Amanda Vines you seen her lately.
Speaker 4: Holy Ship.
Speaker 2: That is unfortunate.
Speaker 4: But that's drugs and stuff too.
Speaker 2: But that's all comes with that tends to come on.
Speaker 4: Grande was a child star.
Speaker 2: She worked out.
Speaker 1: They kind of they kind of do that. They that
Speaker 1: looks like they redid her face.
Speaker 2: They did a few versions.
Speaker 4: I can counter ribs from half a mile away.
Speaker 1: You what, that's not good.
Speaker 4: She couldn't have done Italy too much, Bosta. I bet
Speaker 4: she's never even been to Italy. Yeah, carb, she can't
Speaker 4: eat car.
Speaker 2: You've never been to Italy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah she can't. Yeah.
Speaker 1: People knew that one day we would be calling out
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande.
Speaker 2: That's it for not going to Italy. Yes, yes, has
Speaker 2: been in Italy.
Speaker 4: Italy.
Speaker 1: He just got back.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Texas for Juneteenth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Juneteenth was in Dallas. That was great. I had
Speaker 4: a celebration. What you do. We had barbecue and went
Speaker 4: to a uh there was like a they shut down
Speaker 4: the streets in Plano and did like a celebration and
Speaker 4: ship music all that stuff.
Speaker 6: Yes, but it's funny because Shade being from Texas, that's
Speaker 6: always been the thing in Texas at family out in Houston,
Speaker 6: out in Missouri City and it's always happy Juneteenth. We
Speaker 6: were like, we're here in Connecticut, what's Juneteenth? Yeah, unless
Speaker 6: you went to like an African American studies course, you
Speaker 6: didn't know what Juneteenth was.
Speaker 7: They weren't teaching it at my school.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been a state holiday forever. Like none of
Speaker 4: the government employees work. It's always just been everybody just
Speaker 4: kind of kicks it.
Speaker 1: But did you say that Texas kind of needed to
Speaker 1: do this given their history.
Speaker 4: That's kind of embarrassing. I mean, it was the last
Speaker 4: Confederate stronghold. Like they were like, oh, they're free, let's
Speaker 4: give it two years. Let's fucking see, maybe we'll turn
Speaker 4: this motherfucker around. Wow, it's one four.
Speaker 2: Don't jump ship yet, guys, sticking to our goods, all right?
Speaker 1: Bad Larry lost two units last week. He's still up
Speaker 1: two and a half. Shaye lost two units, Yere minus
Speaker 1: one and a half.
Speaker 4: That's a comeback, Danny, don't don't call it.
Speaker 1: A coming till in one one unit. He's minus three.
Speaker 4: So you guys are.
Speaker 1: Getting all these shitty picks out of the way until
Speaker 1: football season. Yeah, we got another month ish to go
Speaker 1: before it starts to get real. That happened quick, it did.
Speaker 1: We're going into July.
Speaker 3: Larry, I hear you guys right now. I need your help.
Speaker 3: I'm sitting outside rays obviously, I just walked out a raise.
Speaker 3: I'm in my car. I just turned my car on
Speaker 3: to get a little air conditioning going on, and the
Speaker 3: phone and the phone went right to bluetooth, and I
Speaker 3: couldn't hear you, guys. So I had to turn the
Speaker 3: phone off, I mean a car off, so I can
Speaker 3: hear you guys. So now I'm sweltering in uh inside
Speaker 3: the car. I need some technical advice to how to
Speaker 3: so I don't have it on bluetooth. I don't know.
Speaker 1: How about you turn on the car and wind down
Speaker 1: the windows.
Speaker 4: Turn off your Bluetooth on the phone, Larry, All right, No, no,
Speaker 4: there's no way.
Speaker 2: You're gonna want to get a garden hose and attach
Speaker 2: it to the exhaust.
Speaker 4: This is what the people want to hear. This is
Speaker 4: what the people want to hear.
Speaker 3: I got you on speakerphone now now I'm starting the car.
Speaker 4: All right, everything good, whatever.
Speaker 3: And we're good. We're still good.
Speaker 1: Okay, hell yeah, all right yeah, round of applause for bad.
Speaker 2: That was awesome.
Speaker 1: Uh, darts this weekend?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, is bad? Larry going?
Speaker 4: Larry?
Speaker 3: No, went right back. Now. I can't hear you, guys.
Speaker 1: Perfect, all right, that's good, okay.
Speaker 3: Barely so I got audio, Get off audio. Okay, now
Speaker 3: I think I think I did it. Okay, I can
Speaker 3: hear you.
Speaker 1: No, see, I think you thought he was being funny
Speaker 1: by acting like he couldn't hear you, and then he's
Speaker 1: not going to go to darts. I think he couldn't.
Speaker 4: Hear you because it's just it was perfect. Yeah, Larry,
Speaker 4: Are you coming to darts.
Speaker 3: Or what what? They're having a dark tournament somewhere right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Are you guys just going out and playing darts?
Speaker 2: We're going to the garden.
Speaker 1: No, there's a there's a darts competition.
Speaker 2: Of the US Darts Masters.
Speaker 1: At the garden tomorrow right tomorrow tomorrow Friday.
Speaker 3: At the garden. My daughter's down here now and I
Speaker 3: want to ride back. She wants to ride back to Manhattan. Oh, perfect,
Speaker 3: this might this might work out. Are you guys definitely
Speaker 3: going in?
Speaker 4: Yeah for sure?
Speaker 3: What time time?
Speaker 8: It starts at seven thirty? Will be there around six
Speaker 8: or thirty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, seven in the morning tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be six thirty tomorrow night. I'll just tell
Speaker 3: my daughter and drop. We'll discuss this off the air.
Speaker 3: I'm coming all right, cold squad.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: By the way, Katie Perry Orlando Bloom, what splitz really.
Speaker 4: Good for Orlando? Yeah? She killed nuns.
Speaker 1: Well, she took away their convent.
Speaker 4: She killed them. A nun died in court begging her
Speaker 4: not to steal her comment as she said, it's mine.
Speaker 1: They do have odds of who will date her next.
Speaker 1: John Mayer uh, Pedro Pascal h.
Speaker 4: He is not in the market for Katy Perry.
Speaker 1: He might be in the market for John Mayer correct
Speaker 1: Perry styles.
Speaker 2: I think he could be in the market for me.
Speaker 4: I think he's more fluid.
Speaker 1: You know, the whole Katy Perry thing. No, but she
Speaker 1: she I don't know that, a whole American idol thing.
Speaker 1: And then I think she tried to recapture Katy Perry.
Speaker 1: You know, ten years ago.
Speaker 2: It was the American Idol thing, just her being in
Speaker 2: Judge Judge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but and then all of a sudden she tried
Speaker 1: to sex it up and then she was in like Paris,
Speaker 1: and like the more clothes you take off, it feels
Speaker 1: like the more.
Speaker 4: Desperate you are with your career. But when you get older,
Speaker 4: you get older, you start taking clothes off.
Speaker 2: Also, like what seven people watch fucking American Idol? Now,
Speaker 2: I mean that was that's I don't.
Speaker 1: Know if that's true, but I mean she did make
Speaker 1: a lot of money there. Yeah, but I mean Katy
Speaker 1: Perry kind of had a window and that's it.
Speaker 2: Run of some bangers there for a while.
Speaker 4: Dude, my kids love Katy Perry. The daughters listening to
Speaker 4: Katy Perry's old.
Speaker 1: Shit like yeah, yeah, I mean the old stuff.
Speaker 4: Okay, just crazy. How do they know who the hell
Speaker 4: she is?
Speaker 2: She took a big pr hit with the whole Blue
Speaker 2: Origin things.
Speaker 4: The non thing Blue Origin. It's not not a great
Speaker 4: hit list.
Speaker 1: And then Orlando bloom Is going to Jeff Bezos in
Speaker 1: Lauren Sanchez's wedding and going solo.
Speaker 2: No, not anymore.
Speaker 1: It's called Venzia.
Speaker 2: I think they pushed them out. No, the Venetians.
Speaker 4: Did you see a sailboat Have you seen that there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nuts.
Speaker 4: It's like a four hundred million dollars sailboat. Three mass,
Speaker 4: it's like four hundred feet long.
Speaker 2: Which clearly runs on like motor too.
Speaker 4: They just have the mass for it runs on souls
Speaker 4: of the unemployed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy, but they have the people in Venice
Speaker 2: kind of like we're protesting them having the wedding there
Speaker 2: because they basically rented out the city for like fifty
Speaker 2: million dollars or something, and they're like you.
Speaker 1: They did like a bubble bath party, like a phone party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually on the boat, on the sailboat.
Speaker 1: I just keep I'm looking for a picture where she's
Speaker 1: not holding on for dear life to him every single
Speaker 1: I don't care how in love you are.
Speaker 4: She's smart. Never let that man go. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I kind of like the fact that he's dating somebody
Speaker 4: in his own age racket, like I enjoy that.
Speaker 2: Well, she's trying desperately to look about thirty years younger
Speaker 2: and it is failing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, though, he's on so much stuff.
Speaker 1: Dude, he's like the liver king.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, that poor guy. You hear about livery terrorism.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he was like, he said he was
Speaker 2: bringing him a present.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was going to show up and beat him up. Terrorism.
Speaker 4: That's a Patriot Acts ship right there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't want to mess with Rogan.
Speaker 2: He actually knows how to fight.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't either. But if I threatened him and
Speaker 4: they rested me for terrorism, I'd be like, all.
Speaker 2: Right, that seems like a stretch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like federal ship.
Speaker 1: You think you could take Joe Rogan?
Speaker 4: Okay, no, no, no, But I don't think I should
Speaker 4: be charged with terrorism if I try to. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: seems a little Yes, you probably get deported right after it.
Speaker 4: It feels like everybody's getting deported by the way.
Speaker 1: The Mets reliever. Uh, Dickie Love lady. Have you heard
Speaker 1: that about this guy bad Larry.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's Richard Loved Lady. But he wants to go
Speaker 3: by his nickname Dickie.
Speaker 4: Hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I just go dick Love Lady, Like,
Speaker 1: make it really simple, dick Love lady, Lady. No, I
Speaker 1: don't need Dicky Dick Love Lady. Okay, tell some drink
Speaker 1: man woman, you know, lady. Okay, I don't know if
Speaker 1: we need an accent there.
Speaker 4: Well it's like a robot. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh is that what?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was programmed.
Speaker 1: Oh let me let me hear it again, dick lady.
Speaker 4: That's like when the robots come. I have to replenish
Speaker 4: because nobody's having kids anymore.
Speaker 1: I robot from uh Connecticut. Yeah, you're not having any
Speaker 1: more kids?
Speaker 4: No or not? Why don't you have one? Well, we
Speaker 4: had a scare. I think I told you this. That
Speaker 4: was a while ago. Yeah, and then the roommate was like,
Speaker 4: that scare really fucking scared me. So I don't want to.
Speaker 1: Do this shit if you didn't, Oh, so you're not
Speaker 1: she doesn't.
Speaker 4: Want a fourth.
Speaker 2: No, there's a good number.
Speaker 4: No, but I'm not getting snipped if.
Speaker 1: You didn't have your third, yeah, you had a different
Speaker 1: version of your third now.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, it's not that. It's the gap. We waited
Speaker 4: too long between the second and third. It's a four
Speaker 4: year gap between them. We should have been eighteen months.
Speaker 4: You had four kids so far apart today seven years, yes,
Speaker 4: four and seven exactly. Yeah, that's what you gotta do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, anything to recap bad Larry.
Speaker 3: Would Shay have won the m v P if they lost?
Speaker 3: I mean who if Indiana won, who You couldn't give
Speaker 3: it to Haliburt because he was played seven minutes the
Speaker 3: last game. He had two bad games.
Speaker 1: You have to give it probably he was no m
Speaker 1: v P.
Speaker 3: N A Smith and knee Blar or wherever their names are.
Speaker 3: You couldn't give it anybody in Indiana.
Speaker 4: They're not giving it to They're not giving it a
Speaker 4: tool lost. Now.
Speaker 1: I know they did that with Jerry West, but Jerry West.
Speaker 3: The only one this environment, in this environment, they would
Speaker 3: never give it tool.
Speaker 1: Although I think there was an NBA Finals where they
Speaker 1: thought about Lebron That sound right, Marvin.
Speaker 7: In twenty fifteen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, Kevin loved no Kyrie and the Warriors the
Speaker 6: six and they were like, who guarded Lebron?
Speaker 7: So just give it to Andre?
Speaker 4: He only nine.
Speaker 1: Imagine if he didn't guard him.
Speaker 4: Was that the series that he made that block on
Speaker 4: the on the no next year? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Man, that was nasty.
Speaker 1: Uh, let's see, Shay.
Speaker 3: Was he was unanimous right for the m v P.
Speaker 3: I mean there was no question.
Speaker 1: I think I think so, yes, yes, who given to?
Speaker 1: Uh maybe the white guy McConnell.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're talking, he's white in the NBA he's.
Speaker 3: A guy who comes off the bench. When's the m
Speaker 3: v P.
Speaker 4: I don't maybe a he's white in the NBA. He's
Speaker 4: a unicorn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got a great on a curve here. Uh
Speaker 1: and grind Dylan didn't have much here.
Speaker 2: I did have Keegan Bradley top five.
Speaker 1: Then okay, I'm going to give you a plus six
Speaker 1: hundred for that.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Basically still middled out though with all the other aus.
Speaker 4: Shade does not know how to bet golf. Damn beating
Speaker 4: the ship.
Speaker 1: Out, I know, I know, Well that leads us to
Speaker 1: this week. It's bad Larry leading in the clubhouse one.
Speaker 3: Dan, I want just the Dodgers are playing in Colorado.
Speaker 3: They're over under team over under seven and a half runs. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I'm taking Dodgers over seven and a half runs.
Speaker 3: And then they were laying three to one on the
Speaker 3: money line. So given two runs are laying minus one sixty,
Speaker 3: So give me the Dodgers minus the two runs minus
Speaker 3: one sixty, and then I want the Mets money line
Speaker 3: minus one ten, one fifteen.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, plus minus one fifteen messater plus money.
Speaker 8: I got minus one fifteen.
Speaker 4: Really like today plus money. This morning I'll look again. No,
Speaker 4: it's fine, it's fine us like I'm getting screwed on
Speaker 4: that said, it sounds like smart money. Bet on our
Speaker 4: mets and and move the line to minus.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay, well they're my three best for the week, Dan,
Speaker 3: I mean, well my three best for today. There'll be
Speaker 3: plenty more.
Speaker 1: Of course. Yeah, the ones that you never hear about it.
Speaker 4: You always hit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you always get those.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I haven't been hitting them, but there's gonna
Speaker 3: be more.
Speaker 1: You're the Floyd Mayweather of gambling. You just tell me
Speaker 1: when you win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can't read.
Speaker 4: Oh dude, fifty cent is so mean for that.
Speaker 1: But you know, this is how this gambling podcast started. Floyd,
Speaker 1: no Larry, because Larry would always tell me, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I had that one. I nailed that one, And I go,
Speaker 1: why don't we just document this?
Speaker 4: Larry prove it.
Speaker 3: It was more like Dan, like, how did you what
Speaker 3: were you thinking in that game last night? And I said, well, yeah,
Speaker 3: I had him, Dan. It was like very innocent on
Speaker 3: my part. Oh yeah, and.
Speaker 1: I called him on it.
Speaker 3: Football season. I think I won every football season we've
Speaker 3: been doing this, Dam.
Speaker 2: Just so you know, Larry is a machine at the
Speaker 2: casino too.
Speaker 4: Yeah you are, but you think you're in first place
Speaker 4: with just football bets every season.
Speaker 3: I definitely want them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Dylan won didn't one? Yeah, exactly one playoff run. Now
Speaker 1: here's no no Dylan, I think lead.
Speaker 4: Yeah he led going into playoffs.
Speaker 1: Two.
Speaker 4: Well we need to do, ray is actually do a
Speaker 4: winning percentage, not units, because Larry comes in here and
Speaker 4: throws thirty four units on some fucking bet. We need
Speaker 4: winning percentages.
Speaker 3: Well, you're only allowed to bet five units, saying filling's
Speaker 3: the one with the eight leg parlayser, try and win
Speaker 3: twenty five units. Just won six units? Yeah this week?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the man, Larry, all right, shake, I have
Speaker 2: never won a golf bet.
Speaker 4: You be both all right sha? Yeah. I got the
Speaker 4: Rockies actually plus two forty five. I think it is
Speaker 4: against the door years. And then I got the Mets.
Speaker 4: They were plus one fifteen, but now they're minus one fifteen.
Speaker 1: Wait, Ray, what is it?
Speaker 8: It's minus one fifteen? Yeah, this park by accident.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it is minus one fifteen.
Speaker 8: Correct.
Speaker 1: Do you still want the Mets minus one?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, pick them with the juice.
Speaker 4: I got some ponies and oh okay, and what yeah Tennis, okay,
Speaker 4: I'm going at a different angle.
Speaker 2: So no golf, no, absolutely not, different country clubs.
Speaker 4: Awful game. I think we should put a terriff on golf.
Speaker 4: He's not American. They brought it in.
Speaker 2: That's out of it from Tariff Scotland.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hell yah, get him out of here. Hawthorne Race six.
Speaker 4: You're gonna key the six with the one, five seven
Speaker 4: and then hit a five six seven, try box and
Speaker 4: then Gulf Stream Park Race four, key the two, then
Speaker 4: the three and then hit your three four seven and
Speaker 4: you know, opposite of the two and the three. See
Speaker 4: what happens there. Tennis, I got Michelson laying one ten
Speaker 4: against a guy named Roberto Bautista a goot, and then
Speaker 4: I got the over total games there twelve and a
Speaker 4: halfa bang, bang. Where do you get this? I know
Speaker 4: a guy okay, he used to be like a pro
Speaker 4: tennis player. Okay, I'm like, hey, what's going on in
Speaker 4: my Jorca? He's like that writes a whole fucking monologue,
Speaker 4: Like all right, let's do it and you can battle
Speaker 4: on this.
Speaker 1: Yeah hell yah, yeah, okay, all right, dyl all.
Speaker 2: Right, Dan Rocket Classic. I got Ben Griffin to win
Speaker 2: plus twenty two hundred.
Speaker 4: He's been a big surprise this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, rocks to Aviators too.
Speaker 4: Kind of formidable.
Speaker 2: Ricky foul Or top ten plus two, ten and Cam
Speaker 2: Young top ten plus two.
Speaker 4: But Ricky won this a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was first win in like six years or
Speaker 2: something like that.
Speaker 4: He won with his wife though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah she and uh what she's like a pole vaulter.
Speaker 1: Like yeah something golfers wives, man.
Speaker 2: And they're all shorter than their wives too, they are. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're all small. Yeah, like Ricky's like five seven or something.
Speaker 2: He's he's a little dud seven damn. Yeah, might be
Speaker 2: short tall anything else. Yeah, Dan, Club World Cup soccer.
Speaker 2: I haven't watched a second of it, but I got
Speaker 2: a little parlay for today. Uvent this money line against
Speaker 2: Man City and then Erling Holland anytime goalscorer and Dusan
Speaker 2: Vajavic anytime goal score and that's plus thirty two hundred.
Speaker 4: Where's Juventus Italy? I think?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, ye, but they're playing in Florida.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, it's like the Club World Cup seatans there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh that.
Speaker 2: Was that was part of the impetus.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, Seatan's there with his son.
Speaker 2: I was like, Seaton's going to be there, so I
Speaker 2: should not be there and just bet on it, okay,
Speaker 2: just ask him to bet on No, I just I
Speaker 2: just slapped it together. Juventus was a dog earling Holland's good.
Speaker 2: He was like almost even money to.
Speaker 1: Score anything else?
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, Dan Ufc Charles Olivera the submission guy. I
Speaker 2: have him to win by submission over Ilia Topuria plus
Speaker 2: seven fifty Saturday night.
Speaker 4: He was all just Brazilian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, I think, yeah, I just it's a
Speaker 2: good assumption that if you don't know that they're Brazilian.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anything else, Cooper Flags of Maverick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not taking him to win Rookie of the Year.
Speaker 4: I heard, but why not?
Speaker 1: I don't know, just that feelings.
Speaker 4: I know what it's Mike An anti white racism. It's real.
Speaker 2: Then we've been meaning to talk to you.
Speaker 4: Actually we do have to sit down.
Speaker 1: I told Dylan I never get credit for being semitic.
Speaker 1: No one ever goes, hey, you know what, you're pretty semitic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still giving you some semitic points. Then that point,
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you? Yeah, Yeah, you're fucked. You're not
Speaker 2: getting any extra the.
Speaker 4: Biggest Zionist at the table. I don't know what y'all
Speaker 4: are talking about. No, you're not.
Speaker 7: Oh, yes, I love Zion Williamson.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, Marvin loves he loves the Instagram.
Speaker 7: Who I told you in confidence?
Speaker 4: No? No, yeah, what's up with that? You got to
Speaker 4: figure if you're an NBA player, this instag damn ship
Speaker 4: is the devil. It's the devil.
Speaker 7: But it's the first time they've had true access. That's
Speaker 7: what I mean. Tit these type of.
Speaker 1: Women's did you say, Titty's wind. You used to have
Speaker 1: to go these women, like you said, but also yes,
Speaker 1: you used to have.
Speaker 4: To go find these women and go to the places
Speaker 4: they hang out and like you know, search them out.
Speaker 4: Now they're just everywhere throwing themselves at m and you
Speaker 4: fly them out and god knows what happens.
Speaker 7: They can google your contract too, like you make how
Speaker 7: much they have.
Speaker 2: They have all their extortion figures lined up before.
Speaker 4: They was before Instagram.
Speaker 1: So with Tiger, yeah Tiger got at but Jeter got
Speaker 1: out unscathed. Yeah Tiger did not.
Speaker 2: Tiger's Tiger got quite scared.
Speaker 4: Tiger burned it down. Yeah, brother, like a cage.
Speaker 2: Did you see the videos have been like getting off
Speaker 2: like the PJ with Barkley and Jordan and Vegas and stuff.
Speaker 2: And he's just wearing the like Neo from the Matrix
Speaker 2: sunglasses like that. Guy's going to absolutely just lay pipe
Speaker 2: where there's like dorky. His pants are like button that
Speaker 2: is like belly button.
Speaker 4: He's like eating sleeping pills but pushing through just to
Speaker 4: get high.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's getting talking to the ambient Walrus.
Speaker 1: Ladies allegedly.
Speaker 2: I don't remember we're saying this as like an homage,
Speaker 2: like it's a respect.
Speaker 4: I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think he looks at it as an homage.
Speaker 2: No, he definitely doesn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's great. You gotta steam get it.
Speaker 2: Golf needed a bad boy to Yeah.
Speaker 4: The other one was lame. You know. We had John
Speaker 4: Daily and yeah he's cool. But Gretzky's husband, Johnson, he
Speaker 4: allegedly drugs.
Speaker 2: He allegedly definitely did a.
Speaker 1: B and his wife is now not on We don't
Speaker 1: see her that very very often.
Speaker 4: Why would you drug test professional athletes, like for drugs
Speaker 4: just the performance enhancing ones? You should, but not like
Speaker 4: recreational drugs.
Speaker 2: I think that's just them. That's more like teams probably
Speaker 2: covering their asses than any like you know if they
Speaker 2: just signed some guy for fifty guys drink on tour. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 4: Smoke crack at halftime.
Speaker 2: Allegedly you're definitely more likely to get into trouble from
Speaker 2: drinking than doing coke.
Speaker 5: Yes, Ray, we can throw out the allegedly ESPN Dustin
Speaker 5: Johnson suspended for cocaine use in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2: Remember he like fell down the stairs right the night
Speaker 2: before the tournament to something and hurt his back. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Remember Ron Washington, Ranger manager, got suspended for crack.
Speaker 1: Do you remember this old didn't he just step away
Speaker 1: from managing?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Again? Yeah, dude, speaking of my favorite coach of
Speaker 4: all time in baseball.
Speaker 2: Speaking of crack too, if you watched the Rob Ford
Speaker 2: documentary The Toronto.
Speaker 4: Mayor, remember that favorite Canadian politicians.
Speaker 2: It is electric.
Speaker 4: He was.
Speaker 2: The amount of photographs that people had of him smoking
Speaker 2: crack was like the funny I'm like, dude, look around.
Speaker 2: It was like a digs thing and like just open
Speaker 2: your eyes a little bit. Amazing what people didn't care.
Speaker 8: Yes, Ray cocaine not cracked for Ron Washington.
Speaker 4: No, it was rock. It had to be.
Speaker 8: I'm seeing cocaine from Sports Illustrats.
Speaker 4: Well, the reporter said it was rock, which makes me
Speaker 4: think highly of Ron. It's much harder, it's much better.
Speaker 4: What is crack feel like? Well, it feels a good
Speaker 4: way to put it. It's the first time you smoke it,
Speaker 4: the very first time. It's like getting your bell rung.
Speaker 4: By God, it's just an entire sensation over your whole
Speaker 4: body that just bamn, just slams you into the next
Speaker 4: dimension and you were fucking off and you are good
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 7: Yes, Marvin, after that, are you just chasing that same tatting.
Speaker 4: That high the rest of your life? Yes, And you'll
Speaker 4: never catch it. You'll never It's a dragon. You can't
Speaker 4: catch your dragon, Bubba.
Speaker 6: Yes, sorry, one more thing before we go. One of
Speaker 6: my friends said he tried heroin once. Yeah, and he said,
Speaker 6: I've never felt that good in my life. Don't you
Speaker 6: ever try it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the problem with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like it sucks and people are like,
Speaker 2: maybe if I keep trying to get there.
Speaker 4: It's like every single organism in your body just fucking relaxes.
Speaker 4: It's crazy. Not good kids don't do that. But cracks different.
Speaker 1: No, it's not.
Speaker 4: It's way more versatile.
Speaker 2: It's safer now. Actually it's much.
Speaker 4: Safer and it has less like cutting agents because you
Speaker 4: cook out the bad stuff.
Speaker 1: And that's damn. Patrick takes a gamble for god, you
Speaker 1: know what. That's on me. That's on me. I brought up.
Speaker 1: I asked the question, this is where curiosity, you know,
Speaker 1: this is why you're so.
Speaker 4: You know, there's a doctor at Columbia University, doctor Carl Hart,
Speaker 4: who is an active heroin user, uses heroin every day,
Speaker 4: shoots it up every day.
Speaker 2: I've heard that.
Speaker 4: And he writes papers and studies on you know, maintaining
Speaker 4: recreational drug use. He shoots it everything every day. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and he's a PhD professor. Yeah, at Columbia. Fucking awesome.
Speaker 5: Ray, I don't see that he uses it every day,
Speaker 5: but I do see that he uses it.
Speaker 4: Damn. He's cool with sh hilarious.
Speaker 2: If he's like and I've been writing all these papers
Speaker 2: and they're like, get the fuck out of here. We
Speaker 2: fired you six years ago.
Speaker 4: Well, he's got a point, like if if you're not
Speaker 4: if you don't have an addictive personality in this drug.
Speaker 4: You know they use it for medical ship too, cocaine.
Speaker 4: They lick with cocaine and surgery. I'd be cutting my
Speaker 4: hand off every day.
Speaker 1: For Bad Larry the Jersey Shore, for Shay and Irving
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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, we're doing it tonight, Dylan, we're doing
Speaker 4: it right.
Speaker 2: They had the Smack podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's this, Dylan's coming over. We're gonna record. Okay,
Speaker 4: what do we what's the topic?
Speaker 2: Israel problem at this rate?
Speaker 4: Heroines damn, he's.
Speaker 1: Real and opium Dylan the graphics guy who doesn't do
Speaker 1: graphics anymore. For Pa Ray, the producer of this god
Speaker 1: forsaken program. And Marvin Happy June Teeth Late Happy. I'm
Speaker 1: Dan Patrick and this is Dan Patrick takes a gamble
Speaker 1: by
Speaker 3: Bad Larry taking these you guys, good luck