WEBVTT - Episode 242: Not Enough Sucking 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:05.840 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.960 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:13.400 Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.200 his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:20.320 Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:23.400 It's easy to have a scapegoat And now joined by 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:27.120 Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:31.880 have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Bad Larry. You didn't understand 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:35.280 the whole live TV radio concept when you were up here? 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:42.760 No, I didn't. I thought I was in a different room. Yeah, 0:00:42.920 --> 0:00:45.320 I didn't have any idea about it. When they told 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:47.040 me that the camera was in that room, I didn't 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:48.520 even know what was going on. I would have loved 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:51.000 to have known that. Then I want to put on 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:51.760 a little show. 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:55.560 Dan, So what kind of show would you have put on? 0:00:56.880 --> 0:00:59.120 I wasn't even prepared. I didn't know he was going 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:01.800 to be on air. I wasn't prepared all everything. 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:04.160 There's cameras all over the pit, danced a jig. 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:04.560 What the hell? 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:05.119 Will you had done? 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:05.840 What the fuck? So? 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:08.119 When I said, Larry, you're on air, there's the camera 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:10.319 right there. You can figure that out. 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:13.160 That was a little late, right, I would have sucked 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:14.080 in my gut for sure. 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:15.400 There we go. 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:19.920 I don't think there's enough sucking for you to get 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:23.240 rid of this. Got there, but it was great seeing 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:25.000 your your wife and two of your kids. 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:28.040 Thank you, Dan. And we went and had a little 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:30.720 ice cream. They had banana ice cream for me over 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:33.280 Sue's place, so it was great. 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:35.680 That's your go to, Larry banana ice cream. 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:38.120 I'm a huge banana ice cream. 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:40.160 Fans, so I didn't even really know that was an 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:40.560 ice cream. 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:43.880 Of course, you probably got discontinued in nineteen sixty years 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:44.320 or something. 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:45.720 It was part of the VA bill. 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:50.760 A banana boat at Hoffman's in Point Pleasant you could 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:52.919 die for. I'll send you a picture. I hit Reds 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:56.200 up in Kate Elizabeth, Maine the other day, and I'll 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:57.760 send you guys a picture after I get off. 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:01.280 Yeah, that'll be great. Boat banana boat yep. 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:03.080 Oh, of course, thank you? All right? 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:06.280 Is that the name of the like the ice cream 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:08.000 or the store? 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:10.440 The store is Reds. 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:12.600 The you get the banana BA. 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:15.440 Used to get the banana boat in Hoffman's. I used 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:18.400 to get three scoops of banana ice cream. Reds didn't 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.639 have banana ice cream. I was very disappointed. I went 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:24.560 sounds awful, idle strawberries and syrup. 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:28.840 You are you just eating sunscreen banana bo. 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:34.480 I'm I'm I one this afternoon when you got me. 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:36.519 Guys, you're reveed up man in a while. 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:41.720 Uh okay, So our our starting lineup here you have 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:44.880 you got Shay and Irving who's here? And you have 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:48.120 bad Larry at the Jersey Shore. Dylan is here, we 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:50.160 have p a Ray, we have Marvin as well and 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:52.480 yours truly as Dan Patrick takes again, but they're the 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:56.240 former for formal introduction. By the way, your hair, Shay, 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:57.680 I know, long. 0:02:57.600 --> 0:02:59.639 Got to get a cut. I don't know. Well the 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:02.920 room told me not to cut it before Italy. She 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:06.639 thought they'd be inappropriate. I acquiesced because I'm a baby, 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:08.520 but I should have just But what is what is 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:12.640 inappropriate means with tattoos. She was worried about because we 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:14.680 were staying in like nice places and ship and you 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:16.760 know whatever. Okay, you gotta get that. 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:18.040 How fast does your hair grow in? 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:21.200 Like a couple of weeks? Yeah, a couple of weeks 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:23.480 on the side, Yeah, it looks your hair looks good long. 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:26.400 Oh yeah, kind of like boy band, you know, one 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:28.840 of those all when he was in a boy band, 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:31.280 and then they see you after and they go, he's 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:35.240 still got the same guy, He's still got gone whatever have. 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:39.160 I always feel bad for those child stars. 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:44.080 They Amanda Vines you seen her lately. 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:44.520 Holy Ship. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:46.200 That is unfortunate. 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:47.720 But that's drugs and stuff too. 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:49.720 But that's all comes with that tends to come on. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:51.280 Grande was a child star. 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:53.040 She worked out. 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:58.560 They kind of they kind of do that. They that 0:03:58.680 --> 0:03:59.960 looks like they redid her face. 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:01.440 They did a few versions. 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:03.560 I can counter ribs from half a mile away. 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:06.720 You what, that's not good. 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:10.800 She couldn't have done Italy too much, Bosta. I bet 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:14.200 she's never even been to Italy. Yeah, carb, she can't 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:16.480 eat car. 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:17.760 You've never been to Italy? 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:20.039 Yeah, yeah she can't. Yeah. 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:22.400 People knew that one day we would be calling out 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:23.240 Ariana Grande. 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:27.200 That's it for not going to Italy. Yes, yes, has 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:27.760 been in Italy. 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:28.400 Italy. 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:29.279 He just got back. 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:30.240 Yeah. Yeah. 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.280 Texas for Juneteenth. 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:36.600 Yeah, Juneteenth was in Dallas. That was great. I had 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:39.920 a celebration. What you do. We had barbecue and went 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:42.880 to a uh there was like a they shut down 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:45.800 the streets in Plano and did like a celebration and 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:47.479 ship music all that stuff. 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:51.680 Yes, but it's funny because Shade being from Texas, that's 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:54.400 always been the thing in Texas at family out in Houston, 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:57.719 out in Missouri City and it's always happy Juneteenth. We 0:04:57.760 --> 0:05:01.480 were like, we're here in Connecticut, what's Juneteenth? Yeah, unless 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:04.080 you went to like an African American studies course, you 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:05.240 didn't know what Juneteenth was. 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:06.680 They weren't teaching it at my school. 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:09.120 Yeah, it's been a state holiday forever. Like none of 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:12.240 the government employees work. It's always just been everybody just 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:12.920 kind of kicks it. 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:15.840 But did you say that Texas kind of needed to 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:16.960 do this given their history. 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:20.640 That's kind of embarrassing. I mean, it was the last 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:24.120 Confederate stronghold. Like they were like, oh, they're free, let's 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:27.279 give it two years. Let's fucking see, maybe we'll turn 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:30.240 this motherfucker around. Wow, it's one four. 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:34.279 Don't jump ship yet, guys, sticking to our goods, all right? 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:37.359 Bad Larry lost two units last week. He's still up 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:40.080 two and a half. Shaye lost two units, Yere minus 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:40.600 one and a half. 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:42.800 That's a comeback, Danny, don't don't call it. 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:46.280 A coming till in one one unit. He's minus three. 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:47.480 So you guys are. 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:49.880 Getting all these shitty picks out of the way until 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:53.800 football season. Yeah, we got another month ish to go 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:56.840 before it starts to get real. That happened quick, it did. 0:05:57.520 --> 0:05:58.599 We're going into July. 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:08.159 Larry, I hear you guys right now. I need your help. 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:10.480 I'm sitting outside rays obviously, I just walked out a raise. 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:12.560 I'm in my car. I just turned my car on 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:14.880 to get a little air conditioning going on, and the 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:17.280 phone and the phone went right to bluetooth, and I 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:19.120 couldn't hear you, guys. So I had to turn the 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:21.320 phone off, I mean a car off, so I can 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:24.680 hear you guys. So now I'm sweltering in uh inside 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:29.000 the car. I need some technical advice to how to 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:31.600 so I don't have it on bluetooth. I don't know. 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:35.320 How about you turn on the car and wind down 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:36.320 the windows. 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:40.599 Turn off your Bluetooth on the phone, Larry, All right, No, no, 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:43.839 there's no way. 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:44.440 You're gonna want to get a garden hose and attach 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:45.480 it to the exhaust. 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:47.359 This is what the people want to hear. This is 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:48.280 what the people want to hear. 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:51.480 I got you on speakerphone now now I'm starting the car. 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:53.800 All right, everything good, whatever. 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:56.159 And we're good. We're still good. 0:06:56.640 --> 0:07:02.000 Okay, hell yeah, all right yeah, round of applause for bad. 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:04.440 That was awesome. 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:06.880 Uh, darts this weekend? 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:08.799 Yeah? 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.000 Yeah, is bad? Larry going? 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:11.040 Larry? 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:15.000 No, went right back. Now. I can't hear you, guys. 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:17.600 Perfect, all right, that's good, okay. 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:24.400 Barely so I got audio, Get off audio. Okay, now 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:27.840 I think I think I did it. Okay, I can 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:28.160 hear you. 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:31.080 No, see, I think you thought he was being funny 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.400 by acting like he couldn't hear you, and then he's 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:36.760 not going to go to darts. I think he couldn't. 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:40.760 Hear you because it's just it was perfect. Yeah, Larry, 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:41.640 Are you coming to darts. 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:45.760 Or what what? They're having a dark tournament somewhere right? 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:46.400 Yeah? 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:48.679 Yeah? Are you guys just going out and playing darts? 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:50.320 We're going to the garden. 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:54.280 No, there's a there's a darts competition. 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:56.000 Of the US Darts Masters. 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:58.880 At the garden tomorrow right tomorrow tomorrow Friday. 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:02.320 At the garden. My daughter's down here now and I 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:06.440 want to ride back. She wants to ride back to Manhattan. Oh, perfect, 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:09.760 this might this might work out. Are you guys definitely 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:10.120 going in? 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:10.840 Yeah for sure? 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:14.040 What time time? 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:17.320 It starts at seven thirty? Will be there around six 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:18.200 or thirty? 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:22.080 Yeah, seven in the morning tomorrow. 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:25.440 Yeah, it'll be six thirty tomorrow night. I'll just tell 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:28.080 my daughter and drop. We'll discuss this off the air. 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:32.400 I'm coming all right, cold squad. 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:33.080 Uh. 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:39.760 By the way, Katie Perry Orlando Bloom, what splitz really. 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:42.640 Good for Orlando? Yeah? She killed nuns. 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:45.560 Well, she took away their convent. 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:48.439 She killed them. A nun died in court begging her 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:51.199 not to steal her comment as she said, it's mine. 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:53.520 They do have odds of who will date her next. 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:58.959 John Mayer uh, Pedro Pascal h. 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:05.400 He is not in the market for Katy Perry. 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:07.560 He might be in the market for John Mayer correct 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:10.040 Perry styles. 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:11.679 I think he could be in the market for me. 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:12.880 I think he's more fluid. 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:21.160 You know, the whole Katy Perry thing. No, but she 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:24.600 she I don't know that, a whole American idol thing. 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:28.360 And then I think she tried to recapture Katy Perry. 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:29.840 You know, ten years ago. 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:31.640 It was the American Idol thing, just her being in 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:32.600 Judge Judge. 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:34.960 Yeah, but and then all of a sudden she tried 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:38.520 to sex it up and then she was in like Paris, 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:41.199 and like the more clothes you take off, it feels 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:41.959 like the more. 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:44.800 Desperate you are with your career. But when you get older, 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:46.880 you get older, you start taking clothes off. 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:49.880 Also, like what seven people watch fucking American Idol? Now, 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:51.640 I mean that was that's I don't. 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:53.840 Know if that's true, but I mean she did make 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:56.760 a lot of money there. Yeah, but I mean Katy 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:59.520 Perry kind of had a window and that's it. 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:02.199 Run of some bangers there for a while. 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:05.120 Dude, my kids love Katy Perry. The daughters listening to 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:06.000 Katy Perry's old. 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:08.440 Shit like yeah, yeah, I mean the old stuff. 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:10.679 Okay, just crazy. How do they know who the hell 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:11.040 she is? 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:12.800 She took a big pr hit with the whole Blue 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:13.679 Origin things. 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:19.000 The non thing Blue Origin. It's not not a great 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:19.640 hit list. 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:22.760 And then Orlando bloom Is going to Jeff Bezos in 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:26.640 Lauren Sanchez's wedding and going solo. 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:28.040 No, not anymore. 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:29.719 It's called Venzia. 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:33.079 I think they pushed them out. No, the Venetians. 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:36.120 Did you see a sailboat Have you seen that there? 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:37.160 Yeah, it's nuts. 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:40.280 It's like a four hundred million dollars sailboat. Three mass, 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:42.679 it's like four hundred feet long. 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:44.880 Which clearly runs on like motor too. 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:47.240 They just have the mass for it runs on souls 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:48.000 of the unemployed. 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:52.640 Yeah, it's crazy, but they have the people in Venice 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:55.720 kind of like we're protesting them having the wedding there 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:58.040 because they basically rented out the city for like fifty 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.520 million dollars or something, and they're like you. 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:06.560 They did like a bubble bath party, like a phone party. 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:11.960 Yeah, actually on the boat, on the sailboat. 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.920 I just keep I'm looking for a picture where she's 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:17.400 not holding on for dear life to him every single 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:19.040 I don't care how in love you are. 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:23.840 She's smart. Never let that man go. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:26.800 I kind of like the fact that he's dating somebody 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:29.840 in his own age racket, like I enjoy that. 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.320 Well, she's trying desperately to look about thirty years younger 0:11:32.320 --> 0:11:33.120 and it is failing. 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:35.559 Yeah, though, he's on so much stuff. 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:38.199 Dude, he's like the liver king. 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:43.040 Yeah, oh, that poor guy. You hear about livery terrorism. 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:47.240 Yeah, and then he was like, he said he was 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:48.120 bringing him a present. 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:50.800 Yeah, he was going to show up and beat him up. Terrorism. 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:56.040 That's a Patriot Acts ship right there. Yeah. 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:57.199 I don't want to mess with Rogan. 0:11:57.920 --> 0:11:59.120 He actually knows how to fight. 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:02.440 Yeah. I don't either. But if I threatened him and 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:04.520 they rested me for terrorism, I'd be like, all. 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:06.040 Right, that seems like a stretch. 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:08.040 Yeah, that's like federal ship. 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:10.160 You think you could take Joe Rogan? 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:13.360 Okay, no, no, no, But I don't think I should 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:15.720 be charged with terrorism if I try to. Yeah, it 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:23.640 seems a little Yes, you probably get deported right after it. 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:26.520 It feels like everybody's getting deported by the way. 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:33.439 The Mets reliever. Uh, Dickie Love lady. Have you heard 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:34.880 that about this guy bad Larry. 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:39.160 Yes, it's Richard Loved Lady. But he wants to go 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:40.559 by his nickname Dickie. 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:41.040 Hell. 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:44.880 Yeah, I think I just go dick Love Lady, Like, 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:49.920 make it really simple, dick Love lady, Lady. No, I 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:56.560 don't need Dicky Dick Love Lady. Okay, tell some drink 0:12:56.679 --> 0:13:02.600 man woman, you know, lady. Okay, I don't know if 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:03.720 we need an accent there. 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:05.640 Well it's like a robot. Yeah. 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:06.400 Oh is that what? 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:08.199 Yeah, it was programmed. 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.840 Oh let me let me hear it again, dick lady. 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:14.640 That's like when the robots come. I have to replenish 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:16.200 because nobody's having kids anymore. 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:23.120 I robot from uh Connecticut. Yeah, you're not having any 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:23.680 more kids? 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:26.680 No or not? Why don't you have one? Well, we 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:28.720 had a scare. I think I told you this. That 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:31.080 was a while ago. Yeah, and then the roommate was like, 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:35.280 that scare really fucking scared me. So I don't want to. 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:37.280 Do this shit if you didn't, Oh, so you're not 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:38.160 she doesn't. 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:38.400 Want a fourth. 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:40.040 No, there's a good number. 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:42.920 No, but I'm not getting snipped if. 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:46.720 You didn't have your third, yeah, you had a different 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:48.040 version of your third now. 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:51.120 No, no, no, it's not that. It's the gap. We waited 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:54.360 too long between the second and third. It's a four 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:56.920 year gap between them. We should have been eighteen months. 0:13:57.320 --> 0:14:00.559 You had four kids so far apart today seven years, yes, 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:02.680 four and seven exactly. Yeah, that's what you gotta do. 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:08.520 Yeah, okay, anything to recap bad Larry. 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:13.600 Would Shay have won the m v P if they lost? 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:17.640 I mean who if Indiana won, who You couldn't give 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:21.440 it to Haliburt because he was played seven minutes the 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:23.040 last game. He had two bad games. 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:26.960 You have to give it probably he was no m 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:27.280 v P. 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:32.160 N A Smith and knee Blar or wherever their names are. 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:34.760 You couldn't give it anybody in Indiana. 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:36.840 They're not giving it to They're not giving it a 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:37.960 tool lost. Now. 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.920 I know they did that with Jerry West, but Jerry West. 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:43.680 The only one this environment, in this environment, they would 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:44.560 never give it tool. 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:48.040 Although I think there was an NBA Finals where they 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:51.640 thought about Lebron That sound right, Marvin. 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:52.280 In twenty fifteen. 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:55.840 Yeah, No, Kevin loved no Kyrie and the Warriors the 0:14:55.880 --> 0:14:57.920 six and they were like, who guarded Lebron? 0:14:58.200 --> 0:14:58.960 So just give it to Andre? 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:01.720 He only nine. 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:04.520 Imagine if he didn't guard him. 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:06.360 Was that the series that he made that block on 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:09.320 the on the no next year? Yeah? 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:10.840 Man, that was nasty. 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:13.240 Uh, let's see, Shay. 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:15.240 Was he was unanimous right for the m v P. 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:16.600 I mean there was no question. 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:21.520 I think I think so, yes, yes, who given to? 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:24.240 Uh maybe the white guy McConnell. 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:28.160 Yeah, we're talking, he's white in the NBA he's. 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:29.840 A guy who comes off the bench. When's the m 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:30.080 v P. 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:33.440 I don't maybe a he's white in the NBA. He's 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:34.160 a unicorn. 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:41.200 Yeah, you've got a great on a curve here. Uh 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:43.920 and grind Dylan didn't have much here. 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:46.000 I did have Keegan Bradley top five. 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:48.160 Then okay, I'm going to give you a plus six 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:48.720 hundred for that. 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:49.360 Yeah. 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:52.160 Basically still middled out though with all the other aus. 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:57.280 Shade does not know how to bet golf. Damn beating 0:15:57.280 --> 0:15:57.840 the ship. 0:15:57.640 --> 0:16:00.920 Out, I know, I know, Well that leads us to 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:05.880 this week. It's bad Larry leading in the clubhouse one. 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:09.640 Dan, I want just the Dodgers are playing in Colorado. 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:13.040 They're over under team over under seven and a half runs. Yeah, 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:15.760 so I'm taking Dodgers over seven and a half runs. 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:19.160 And then they were laying three to one on the 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:23.000 money line. So given two runs are laying minus one sixty, 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:25.760 So give me the Dodgers minus the two runs minus 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:28.840 one sixty, and then I want the Mets money line 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:30.680 minus one ten, one fifteen. 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:36.360 Whatever it is, plus minus one fifteen messater plus money. 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:37.520 I got minus one fifteen. 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:40.880 Really like today plus money. This morning I'll look again. No, 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:45.640 it's fine, it's fine us like I'm getting screwed on 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:48.560 that said, it sounds like smart money. Bet on our 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:51.520 mets and and move the line to minus. 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:54.560 Yeah. Okay, well they're my three best for the week, Dan, 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:57.200 I mean, well my three best for today. There'll be 0:16:57.240 --> 0:16:57.880 plenty more. 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:00.840 Of course. Yeah, the ones that you never hear about it. 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:01.520 You always hit. 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:03.400 Yeah, you always get those. 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:06.520 Oh no, I haven't been hitting them, but there's gonna 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:06.880 be more. 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:11.119 You're the Floyd Mayweather of gambling. You just tell me 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:11.720 when you win. 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:12.880 Yeah, and you can't read. 0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:16.280 Oh dude, fifty cent is so mean for that. 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:19.840 But you know, this is how this gambling podcast started. Floyd, 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:25.480 no Larry, because Larry would always tell me, oh, man, 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:27.760 I had that one. I nailed that one, And I go, 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:29.679 why don't we just document this? 0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:31.720 Larry prove it. 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:34.720 It was more like Dan, like, how did you what 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:36.880 were you thinking in that game last night? And I said, well, yeah, 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:39.639 I had him, Dan. It was like very innocent on 0:17:39.680 --> 0:17:41.000 my part. Oh yeah, and. 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:43.240 I called him on it. 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:46.159 Football season. I think I won every football season we've 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:46.800 been doing this, Dam. 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:49.080 Just so you know, Larry is a machine at the 0:17:49.080 --> 0:17:49.840 casino too. 0:17:49.960 --> 0:17:52.119 Yeah you are, but you think you're in first place 0:17:52.119 --> 0:17:53.879 with just football bets every season. 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:56.000 I definitely want them. 0:17:56.080 --> 0:17:56.560 Yeah, I don't know. 0:17:57.200 --> 0:18:01.480