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Speaker 1: Yeah, to get you through the through the monday. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Lily Pad said willing to give up my firstborn

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Speaker 3: Some really nice clothing.

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Speaker 2: That's so terrible, so bad, but it worked to Lily

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Speaker 1: What's funny is when you first said give up your

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Speaker 2: Then you heard that it's from work, and right right.

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Speaker 3: I mean, who do you think makes the sweaters myself

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Speaker 1: That is not true. It's not true.

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Speaker 2: It's funny, but it's not true at all.

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Speaker 1: So hey, thanks so much for being here. We're going

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and has everyone

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Speaker 1: I'm happy my way through it.

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Speaker 4: I've got a third left.

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Speaker 3: Energy's coming up, coffee cup. We got some work to do,

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Speaker 3: And you can be honest.

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Speaker 5: Here we go.

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Speaker 2: You guys know him way more than me. He was nice,

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Speaker 3: All I have to say, that's not what you told

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Speaker 1: Who does?

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Speaker 5: He's only nice?

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Speaker 3: Okay, what are we going to do with that? Maybe

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Speaker 3: I misheard you, but you did say family money in quotations.

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Speaker 3: Too much for y to be really frustrated. In fact,

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Speaker 4: Does that mean there's just not going to be any

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Speaker 3: Sounds like it, or robots are going to be our

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Speaker 3: bring it in, Buddy, you're doing great.

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Speaker 5: I'm not going to be your manager.

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Speaker 6: But if there's one topic we've covered more than on

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm gonna go with the cereal that we were

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Speaker 5: You have cereal for me?

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey over to you.

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Speaker 3: I know my housekeeper growing up, Lucy. She would always

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Speaker 1: This is about lois to call Lucy just a housekeeper.

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Speaker 5: She raised you.

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Speaker 5: If he looks in cheerios, I'm gonna be so posing.

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Speaker 3: A delicious giant bowl of golden Grand Cereal gold ram.

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Speaker 1: I'm never gonna be able to see the cereal.

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Speaker 3: Remember gold Oh my god, I love you, Lucy Alexis.

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Speaker 5: We're back to you.

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Speaker 6: We're talking best tasting cereals, not best selling.

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Speaker 2: Need another number, no backstory to this?

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Speaker 6: Quickly, Ese's puffs, Reese's buffs, Eat him up. That's number fifteen.

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Speaker 5: I saw red pebble when you were a kid.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, I served it myself, jeff that's sad.

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Speaker 5: Brook said fruity pebbles. This is number three.

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Speaker 7: If she's saying fruity pebbles, we gotta go cocoa pebbles.

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Speaker 5: I'm looking for exact words. Coco pebbles is not on

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Speaker 3: We always talk about how raisin brands for old people. Gross.

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Speaker 3: I did not want that, so that's why I went younger, cooler, tastier,

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Speaker 5: All berries? No very important distinction.

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Speaker 6: Really screwed that up Brook has won today's edition up

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Speaker 5: That's wild. That is like frosted miniwheats. Apple Jack's tricks Brook.

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Speaker 3: You get to choose who gets shot. They're going to

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Speaker 1: Well, I think it's you just because you need more punishment.

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Speaker 3: Remember when our biggest concern was that your cell phone

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Speaker 4: Why watching us now?

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Speaker 3: To jeff Rumor has it that Apple's upcoming iOS twenty

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Speaker 1: Now, man, I mean right now, my mom calls me

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Speaker 1: in every ten seconds, it's like this is being recorded.

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Speaker 3: they think it's kind of creepy that Apple knows when

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Speaker 4: Boobies just start sending you egg plan emojis.

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Speaker 7: Gonna hamp it up where it's like, not enough.

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Speaker 3: They left Paris for Morocco last Friday night to beat traffic.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine being a road trip to Morocco?

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Speaker 3: Crazy? All of it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah right. It is a long drive, about twenty seven

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Speaker 2: A hundred bro maybe two right, but two.

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Speaker 4: Hundred doesn't matter where you are, what culture you are.

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Speaker 4: You were not getting out of the doghouse.

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Speaker 1: My friend.

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Speaker 3: So, knowing he was in deep trouble. Four hours after

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Speaker 1: Sirens are getting so loud, Jeff from the coming from.

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Speaker 3: The Paris police have a long protocol sounds like yeah.

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Speaker 3: The big problem was he couldn't remember which gas station

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Speaker 1: Dude, he's in so much more trouble than I thought.

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Speaker 3: You he thought the wife was asleep too, Dude.

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Speaker 1: If she didn't ever phone, she didn't even have her

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I love my credit card at a restaurant recently,

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Speaker 3: Oh good lord. His next laser stories out of San Jose,

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Speaker 3: yay me. For the past year, a woman named Helen

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Speaker 3: Wayne Scott's been receiving hundreds of Amazon packages and they

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all made in China and she didn't order them.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 3: At this point, Helen doesn't know what to do with

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Speaker 3: That's the thing she repeatedly complained to Amazon, but they

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Speaker 1: Well it looks like she's got new business.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, tell them again.

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Speaker 3: They promised the deliveries would stop, but they didn't, and

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Speaker 1: Really, you know, there's just no sad children out there

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Speaker 3: You got to start that charity, bro. But she contacted

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Speaker 3: So once Helen's story aired on the news. Amazon finally

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Speaker 1: Oh fine, we'll take care of it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, until next month.

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Speaker 3: Helen only gets thousands of many flashlights from Tim and

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Speaker 3: she's actually okay with that. Okay, she's got all the

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Speaker 1: You're good party favors too.

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Speaker 3: This next lazer story is out of Food News Today.

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Speaker 3: We recently celebrated National French Friday, and according to a

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Speaker 3: new report, the average American eats seventeen pounds of fries

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Speaker 3: per year. Get in my bell.

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Speaker 4: I think my second grade son does that on his

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Speaker 1: It's crazy.

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Speaker 3: So if that seems low, then maybe it's because you're

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Speaker 3: eating more to compensate for some psycho who hates fries

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Speaker 3: for no reason. Across the whole country, Americans eat at

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Speaker 3: least five point six billion pounds of fry, enough to

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Speaker 3: They chose to use buses.

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Speaker 4: The fries all right, Jeff.

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Speaker 3: The fries are most popular in Virginia, where locals scarf

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Speaker 3: down more than twenty one pounds a year.

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Speaker 4: Wow, I wonder what their favorite is. Are they a

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Speaker 4: waffle cut place? Are they crankle t You know?

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Speaker 3: I have stats for all of them? Oh you do?

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Speaker 1: Is that where I'm at?

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Speaker 3: I'll get to all of it. Yeah, we're gonna we're

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Twenty eight states prefer the basic, straight and seasoned fries,

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Speaker 3: particularly North Dakota, Mississippi, Wyoming, and Utah.

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Speaker 1: I mean I like the shoe string. I mean yeah,

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Speaker 3: Shoe strings are the most popular in Hawaii, New Hampshire, Michigan, Maine,

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Speaker 3: and Texas.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, honestly the curly ones too.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, what else curly is next?

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Speaker 10: Wow? Do you want to do?

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Speaker 3: You want to do the list? Brook curly fries are

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Speaker 3: number one in Alaska, Kansas, Connecticut, and Oklahoma. Yeah you are,

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Speaker 3: which one's next? Brook waffle cut waffle fries only got

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Speaker 3: love in one state, Colorado.

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Speaker 5: Lily the crispy throughout. I'll give them that.

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Speaker 3: The holes help.

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Speaker 4: Anything with those edges, you know.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and the crispy edges.

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Speaker 3: Sixty three percent of people of greef fries can be

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Speaker 3: considered a main dish, not just a side, and the

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Speaker 3: so the less common parmesan and cayenne.

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Speaker 7: Bro give me some tartar, I will just different.

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Speaker 3: The top dips were classics as well, ketchup ranch and

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Speaker 1: No mustard, mustard cheese sauce. Interesting fries.

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Speaker 3: In the final fries stat of the day, seventy seven

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Speaker 3: they were eating with a group of people. Yeah, and

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Speaker 3: sixty five percent they stolen fries off of somebody else's

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Speaker 3: port for sure.

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Speaker 4: And then forty wait, what's the rest of the percentage

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Speaker 4: they're lying? That's what I'm trying to say.

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Speaker 3: But speaking of little French fries, a little fry, he's

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Speaker 3: French in a red converse, Chuck Taylor, and yes he

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Speaker 3: is willing to share if you asked nicely. But that

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Speaker 3: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: If a parent is throwing a children's party and they

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Speaker 3: want to hire an entertainer. Normally it's like a Disney

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Speaker 3: princess or birthday magician. Yeah, I guess there was that

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Speaker 3: one time Brooke hired a sexy umpa lumpa for her

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Speaker 1: Heck, is there not a sexy oop?

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Speaker 3: Is there a normal oop? I don't know. It's a

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Speaker 3: good point, But today we got a message from a

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Speaker 3: you sure? Ninety nine percent of parents would say no,

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Speaker 3: But of course we've got Brooke excited to try it herself.

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Speaker 1: I hope she left her number.

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Speaker 3: You'll hear it in a brand new loser line coming

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Speaker 3: up right after this.

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Speaker 9: What's up?

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Speaker 11: Would you wait a minute?

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Speaker 10: Is just the right number. It's the loser line. Good by,

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Speaker 3: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 3: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 12: Excuse me, senorita, but are you gonna kiss me tonight?

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Speaker 12: Or am I gonna have to lie to my diary again? No, JK,

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Speaker 12: I don't have a diary. I keep on my cheecrets

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Speaker 3: Whatever you do, resist the urge to ask him if

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Speaker 12: School sweet revenge, and.

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Speaker 3: Then you give him the digits to the loser lines

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Speaker 3: so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 9: Hey, this is different.

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Speaker 13: You said that your last name was Polk, Like, did

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Speaker 13: you mean like President James K.

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Speaker 11: Polk?

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Speaker 9: Are you like related to him? That would be amazing.

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Speaker 13: I actually did a book report on him in seventh grade.

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Speaker 13: He in a Texas, an Oregon territory, and one term,

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Speaker 13: so uh yeah, I don't know why why more people

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: The one guy that remembered President Polk?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, talk about a unicorn. How many ladies out there

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Speaker 3: are like, oh, please gonna have that guy's number. I

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Speaker 1: It's so hot it really struck him. Okay, well whatever

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Speaker 1: that assignment was really hit hard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Boys, I'm dating a celebrity.

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Speaker 7: She's tenth cousins with Cleveland Grover.

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Speaker 14: Next message, I thought about your offer and listen, two

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Speaker 14: hundred bucks that's not.

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Speaker 8: Going to be enough.

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Speaker 14: Okay, you want me to do my can crushing things

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Speaker 14: for your kid's birthday party or whatever. I like to

451
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Speaker 14: use the Milwaukee beeths. They can crush easier, but they

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Speaker 14: kind of be empty, so I could crush it between

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Speaker 14: my knockers. You know I don't drink them back. I'll

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Speaker 14: handle empty and out. Don't worry about it. Just give

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Speaker 14: me a twenty four pack, and now we could give

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Speaker 14: your kids and his friend's a really good show.

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Speaker 3: Next message, Wow, I guess it's true. Clowns are on

458
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Speaker 3: their way out of children's parties. Now it's chain smoking

459
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Speaker 3: addicts crushing beer cans between their boobs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, can knocker.

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Speaker 4: I mean, who wouldn't want that as a headliner of

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Speaker 4: any party?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: If you ever give this lady the loser line number,

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Speaker 3: you have to share where we can find her, don't

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Speaker 3: you get? Because Brook needs somebody for her kids upcoming birthday.

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Speaker 1: I just need to learn her tricks. Jeff Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna hire it.

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Speaker 3: That's one way. But you know what's a better option

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Speaker 3: for kids parties is just hand all of the children

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Speaker 3: iPads and have them watch the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube experience.

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Speaker 1: That you're about to.

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Speaker 3: Obviously where instead of frying their brains to animated TV shlop,

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Speaker 3: instead you can have them cheer for Randos with STDs

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Speaker 3: on our second date updates. Plus they can watch our

476
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Speaker 3: favorite Loser line clip of the week and see all

477
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Speaker 3: of our faces in studio.

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Speaker 1: The disappointment.

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Speaker 3: You want to know what old Granny Brook looks like

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Speaker 3: in real life with her dentures in YouTube is the ticket, Kids.

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Speaker 4: I get older every day to you by decade.

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Speaker 3: That's just how time. Now let's get back to the train.

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Speaker 11: Hey, let's trapl I I don't know if you remember me,

484
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Speaker 11: but when we met, you said you liked animals, which

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Speaker 11: I mean it's kind of wild because I've I've actually

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Speaker 11: been told I can hear dogs think, which I mean

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Speaker 11: not all dogs. I can't hear all of them thinks,

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Speaker 11: mostly just hualas and some ship Thus because some lady

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Speaker 11: on the bus said that was my gift to the.

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Speaker 10: World to.

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Speaker 11: Read dog stocks.

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Speaker 9: And yeah, so I don't know.

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Speaker 11: Maybe it's true because actually my stepmom the dog has

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Speaker 11: been acting weird around me, like ever since like two

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Speaker 11: months ago. So uh sorry, I'm just staring at a

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Speaker 11: ceiling fan and it's kind of making me dizzy.

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Speaker 7: Let me guess every time he's like, it's hungry.

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Speaker 3: But to me, it sounds like he took something earlier

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Speaker 3: and dropped acid for good, dropped more acid, and he's

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Speaker 3: been staring up at the ceiling for the last four

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Speaker 3: hours contemplating his life.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that would it would make him dizzy.

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Speaker 1: It would just make him think that there was like

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Speaker 1: an alligator on the ceiling.

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Speaker 15: Next. Hey, Kyle, it's I was thinking more about what

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Speaker 15: you said, and I definitely would like to travel more

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Speaker 15: this year if that offer still stands, just as long

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Speaker 15: as it's not like anywhere in Western Europe or no Tokyo,

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Speaker 15: no Netherlands, no Australia, no Nos Zealand, definitely not like

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Speaker 15: Abudabi or like istanbul Boring, not the Caribbean, because they've

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Speaker 15: done all of those, not into Disneyland or Disney World,

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Speaker 15: although I did that Lego went in Paris and that

513
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Speaker 15: was pretty overrated. So why don't you text me like

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Speaker 15: ten options and I'll let you know if anything works.

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Speaker 9: Bye, next message wow around.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, spoil her and complained about every single.

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Speaker 7: She's like, I love but I hated the cake over.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she'll be the worst travel partner ever ever.

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Speaker 3: But one of the options that she has left, like

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Speaker 3: Uruguay and Cleveland, maybe we got to.

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Speaker 7: Get her up into that rocket to Mars. At this point,

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Speaker 7: one of those.

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Speaker 1: Tickets still say it's just too dry.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's lose line regularly at this time every weekend.

525
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Speaker 3: Make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok

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Speaker 3: and our YouTube. You can hear all of your favorite

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Speaker 3: segments right there.

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Speaker 5: And we have one hundred thou.

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Speaker 3: Unders on our YouTube. It's awesome. We're gonna do a

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Speaker 3: phone tap right.

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Speaker 10: After this Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And I don't know

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Speaker 3: what it is lately, but we've been getting so many

534
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Speaker 3: requests from spouses asking us to prank their significant others. Yes,

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Speaker 3: and in this one, we've talked to the wife who

536
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Speaker 3: said she's been married to her husband for twenty years,

537
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 3: and their biggest topic of conversation lately there's nothing good

538
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Speaker 3: to watch on the streaming channels right now.

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Speaker 1: I mean it is a hot topic in couples.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna fix that for him today. We just

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Speaker 3: got to adjust his algorithm a little bit. In your

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Speaker 3: phone tap right.

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Speaker 10: Now another.

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Speaker 3: Twenty Hello, Hi, there is this Jason.

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Speaker 8: Yes, this is Jason.

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Speaker 3: Hey Jason, I'm calling from Hulu's Viewer Experience team. My

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Speaker 3: name is Travis ETN. How's it going today?

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Speaker 8: Uh, yeah, it's going all right.

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Speaker 3: Great. Yeah, I'm in Jacksonville this morning and the weather

551
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Speaker 3: here is great. Sure, hope it's nice where you are.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's it's fine, awesome. What is this about?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yes, So the reason I'm calling we flagged some unusual

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Speaker 3: viewing activity on your Hulu account.

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Speaker 8: Oh what do you mean?

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Speaker 3: Well, so, in the last seventy two hours, your account

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Speaker 3: streamed a documentary series titled Goat Birth Live. Wait what Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we noticed you're a new user from last month and

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Speaker 3: watching six uninterrupted hours of goat birthing videos seemed off. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we weren't sure.

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Speaker 9: Yeah that wasn't me.

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Speaker 8: Well, I don't know who's watching that.

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Speaker 3: It's okay. You don't have to be embarrassed.

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Speaker 8: Okay, I'm not embarrassed. Like, okay, maybe you're looking at

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Speaker 8: somebody else's profile, because that definitely was not me.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well, what about last Thursday? You apparently watched

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Speaker 3: four episodes of Soup the Quiet Killer. What that is

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Speaker 3: part of our Inconvenient Liquids collection.

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Speaker 8: I don't know what you're talking about. Killer Soup I've

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Speaker 8: never seen, well or heard.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, sir, it's Soup the Quiet Killer, whatever it is.

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Speaker 8: I didn't watch it.

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Speaker 3: Well, so two shows directly tied to your profile, you

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Speaker 3: claim you never watched either of them.

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Speaker 8: I don't have to claim anything. I didn't watch it, okay.

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Speaker 3: So am I supposed to believe you when you tell

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Speaker 3: me that you didn't watch a show at two am

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Speaker 3: the other night called Lawn Whispers ASMR for yard.

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Speaker 8: Lovers ASMR for yards like the Quiet I did not

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Speaker 8: watch any of that stuff. And I have a job.

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Speaker 8: I'm supposed to be working right now. I was not

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Speaker 8: up at two.

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Speaker 9: In the morning.

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Speaker 3: So you're saying it's not you.

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Speaker 8: Yes, I'm saying that it's not me.

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Speaker 3: Got it?

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Speaker 8: So just like everything else at your company. You're getting

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Speaker 8: it wrong, sir.

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Speaker 3: It's okay, you can come down. It could be us.

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Speaker 3: There is a slim chance that our tastesinc Ai glitched

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Speaker 3: and merged your preferences with someone in another region.

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Speaker 8: Okay, and why am I having a conversation about this?

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Speaker 3: So what we need to do is just a quick

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Speaker 3: profile realignment. I'm going to read a few newly curated categories.

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Speaker 3: Just say yes or no if they reflect your personal interests. Okay,

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Speaker 3: oh god? First up, mildly erotic puppet shows?

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Speaker 8: Would you engage or screaming at me like get out

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Speaker 8: of here?

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Speaker 3: So that's a yes?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 8: Oh, nothing about puppets mildly? What is mildly arotic? Why

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Speaker 8: can't I just just for something and have it come up?

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Speaker 8: Why does it have to be like an algorithm.

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Speaker 3: I'm just realigning it. I'm just going to go to

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Speaker 3: the next here. What about doom Scroll the series, a

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Speaker 3: show where a man checks his phone for bad news

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Speaker 3: for eight seasons. It's a two reel.

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Speaker 8: I feel like that is my life right now. With

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Speaker 8: this conversation, you are not just giving me what I want.

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Speaker 8: I want to watch all the episodes of Jeopardy.

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Speaker 3: That one is not on my list. But how about

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Speaker 3: British shows where everyone has an accent but no one's

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Speaker 3: actually British? Does that interest you?

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Speaker 8: There's a show like that, It's.

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Speaker 3: Like Bridgerton, but no one knows it that they're not British,

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Speaker 3: you know?

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Speaker 8: Can I just be completely honest here? I mean, this

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Speaker 8: is another example of why TV is so screwed up

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Speaker 8: these days. Like I can't find anything to watch.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's fair, but last one, tell me about cooking

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Speaker 3: shows where the oven is a metaphor for divorce? Though?

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Speaker 8: Can you even care about me watching anything? I am

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Speaker 8: crawling out of my skin trying to find something to watch,

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Speaker 8: and you're talking about me putting my wife in the oven? Sir.

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Speaker 3: It's not literally, it's a metaphor.

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Speaker 8: What do you mean?

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Speaker 13: No?

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Speaker 8: I mean you're asking me if this is the kind

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Speaker 8: of stuff that I like to watch, and right now

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Speaker 8: I'd like to put my eyeballs in the fricking oven

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Speaker 8: so that I can overcook those because I don't like

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Speaker 8: any of what I'm here.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's more of a Netflix thing. That's not what

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Speaker 3: we do.

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Speaker 8: Why are you talking about another streaming platform? I'm about

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Speaker 8: ready to go back to cable.

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Speaker 3: Well, you definitely don't want to do that. That might

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Speaker 3: actually save you money.

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Speaker 8: What the hell is happening?

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Speaker 3: Okay, you know what, Let's just do the easy thing

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Speaker 3: and tell you this is a prank call. I'll let

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Speaker 3: you off the hook.

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Speaker 9: Are you serious?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm from from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: This is a phone tap that we're doing on you. God,

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Speaker 3: you're laughing. Yeah, your wife Lorraine told us that you've

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Speaker 3: been kind of frustrated with your experience watching streaming stuff lately,

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Speaker 3: but you did pass the puppet test though. That's what

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Speaker 3: matters that.

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Speaker 8: I mean, like, yeah, either gotta go, you can't go

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Speaker 8: mildly erotic?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, either go or nothing.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you want the fully erotic puppet show streamed right

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Speaker 3: to you.

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Speaker 9: Puppet show?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Checking that on my list.

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Speaker 10: Free Morning was from TAPS weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 10: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing more hacky, more cliche, more overdone gimmicking radio

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Speaker 3: than playing the record scratch sound effect.

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Speaker 5: Records in here?

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Speaker 1: Do I hear crickets?

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Speaker 3: I mean you've heard it on commercials and in old sitcoms. Honestly,

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Speaker 3: we've probably done it on the show too. A few

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Speaker 3: times we just did it, I don't remember. But in

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Speaker 3: today's call, you're gonna hear a real life record scratch

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Speaker 3: moment that happened that immediately put the brakes on a

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Speaker 3: decent date.

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Speaker 1: You know, if you listen to that differently, it kind

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Speaker 1: of sounds like a zipper going down, which would be

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Speaker 1: a positive on a date.

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Speaker 3: Here's what she wants to do. What was said. I

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Speaker 3: know I cringed when I heard it. I'm guessing you

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Speaker 3: will too. In your brand new second date update right

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Speaker 3: after this second Date update date, what do you do

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Speaker 3: if you're on a date with someone and in the

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Speaker 3: middle you feel like it's going me nick? Do you

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Speaker 3: a order a round of shots to get the party

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Speaker 3: going okay?

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Speaker 1: You know, it really depends on the establishment.

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Speaker 3: Option. Be fake like you're choking, so she gives you

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Speaker 3: the Heimlick and at least you get some action.

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Speaker 1: Out of it, a couple of broken rims too, and

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Speaker 1: a great.

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Speaker 3: Story or c have a very honest one on one

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Speaker 3: breakdown about how this date is actually going so far.

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Speaker 3: I think I took the Heimlich option over that one,

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Speaker 3: and I wonder if our listener Tina wishes she had

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Speaker 3: done the same, So let's talk to Urtina. Welcome to

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Speaker 3: the show.

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Speaker 16: Hi, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. That intro makes it sound like you

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Speaker 1: told your date in the middle of it that it

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Speaker 1: was going terribly well.

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Speaker 3: You sent us an email about this person's profile that

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Speaker 3: you met on Hinge and I'm just going to read

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Speaker 3: some of the things that you sent from his bio

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Speaker 3: before we even get to your story.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm interested.

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Speaker 3: So according to this his name is Josh. He's a

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Speaker 3: specialist in education. His profile says he's dating with the

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Speaker 3: intention of marriage.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, sounds like a stable guy, good.

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Speaker 3: Career, and he's into skyscrapers and tropical fruits. Not sure

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Speaker 3: why we would need to know that information for this,

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Speaker 3: but it's nice to be over informed sometimes.

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Speaker 7: So you ever put a big apple on the big

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Speaker 7: apple this guy would.

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Speaker 5: Free me out.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like if there's a lull in your date, you

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Speaker 1: just bring him to a tall building and he's really excited.

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Speaker 3: Well, yes, story all right, Now we have an idea

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Speaker 3: about who Josh is. Clearly you met him on the app.

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Speaker 3: So what did you two do for your date? We

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Speaker 3: actually went to the dow the zoo Zoo.

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Speaker 1: It's a cute date. Yeah.

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Speaker 16: We got a couple of waffle combs and we just

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Speaker 16: walked around but then animals and just talked a lot.

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Speaker 16: All right, that's good, Well he did he talked a lot?

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Speaker 3: Okay. Does that have anything to do with the thing

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Speaker 3: I mentioned earlier about when the date's kind of going?

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Speaker 9: Man?

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Speaker 16: Yeah, he's the one who asked me.

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Speaker 3: Oh, he asked you how the date was going?

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Speaker 16: Yes, because I was being kind of quiet and so

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Speaker 16: maybe he wasn't sure if I was having fun, so

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Speaker 16: he just asked, like, is the date going?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Was that the first question he asked you? Because

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Speaker 1: it sounds like he was talking fun?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what did you say?

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Speaker 16: I was like, do you want me to be honest?

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Speaker 7: I would have been like no, no, and that would

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Speaker 7: have made it fun, right, like lie to me anyway?

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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 16: Yeah, because he eats it.

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Speaker 3: Yes, please?

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Speaker 16: So I told him directly, well, honestly, you're talking a lot.

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Speaker 7: Oh okay, good feedback is next to you as a

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Speaker 7: person who talks a lot, it's good to know that.

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Speaker 3: Well maybe, but some people might take that differently. Did

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Speaker 3: Josh seem offended by the critique.

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Speaker 16: No, he seemed more confused, like as if he didn't

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Speaker 16: know he was doing it. But he heard me out

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Speaker 16: and then he tried to take constructive criticism.

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Speaker 3: That's good and he did a good job of it.

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Speaker 12: Oh he did, Okay, good, Yeah, Okay.

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Speaker 16: We hung out for another hour, ended up grabbing drinks

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Speaker 16: there because at the Zoom you can buy beer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I didn't even know that they're offering alcohol

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Speaker 1: at every kid's place these days. Parents are just like.

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Speaker 5: Them to like slop shots.

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Speaker 4: I don't think.

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Speaker 1: I think it's just beer and wine typically.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not like.

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Speaker 3: It's just to take the edge off.

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Speaker 1: It's not to turn up doing body shots at the zoo.

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Speaker 2: I mean if you bring your own in.

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Speaker 3: Okay, maybe a little bit of beer, a little bit

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Speaker 3: of alcohol helped make the conversation go a little bit better.

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Speaker 16: It actually did.

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Speaker 1: Okay, he's just nervous, right, Maybe you're just a strikingly

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Speaker 1: beautiful woman and he couldn't think straight and that's why

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Speaker 1: he was talking so much at the beginning.

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Speaker 3: You said it, she's not denying that. How did you

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Speaker 3: to leave things at the very end, Well, at the very.

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Speaker 16: End, we just hugged and said goodbye. But while we

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Speaker 16: were there, we worked on like an antelope puzzle and

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Speaker 16: we did it together and it was fun, so it

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Speaker 16: was cool.

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Speaker 5: So the date actually.

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Speaker 7: Got better then after you told him like he was

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Speaker 7: talking too much.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, it actually did. Like I mean, he's more mindful,

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Speaker 16: he asked me questions, he allowed me to be Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You did an antelope puzzle. Yeah, I mean it's any date, jeh.

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Speaker 3: I mean sorry you said it just led to a

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Speaker 3: hug at the very end. There was no kiss.

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Speaker 16: No we text since then, but they've all been pretty short.

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Speaker 16: So I feel like now maybe he's overthinking things and

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Speaker 16: he's taking what I said too seriously.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh he talked too much before and now he's

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Speaker 3: not talking enough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: I can see that he's over compensating.

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Speaker 16: Or it could be something completely different that I didn't

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Speaker 16: pick up on.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but you're definitely feeling the vibe like he is

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Speaker 1: not responding enough to ask you out again obviously.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, because like I'm sending him Fredy text and Ferdy

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Speaker 16: picks and he not responded.

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Speaker 3: That happened like antelope skyscraper, guava fruits. Problem is wrong

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Speaker 3: with this man?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you said it, Je.

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Speaker 3: Follow me for my Sexy Emoji handbook coming later on

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Speaker 3: in this winter name. No spoilers, no spoilers. Okay, first

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Speaker 3: we got to finish this second date update. We'll call Josh,

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Speaker 3: get some answers and do it right after this second

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Speaker 3: date update. I've learned two things so far today.

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Speaker 17: One, you don't think at the zoo Okay, I don't

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Speaker 17: believe you, of all people didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like you sniff out a beer.

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Speaker 3: Wherever it is Zoo frequenter. But look for Brooke and

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Speaker 3: Jeffries Listener Zoo Crawl coming soon. We'll meet you by

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Speaker 3: the Baboons for Jaeger Bombs.

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Speaker 1: I think it's like responsible you have a beer, Jeff,

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Speaker 1: don't only day Brook.

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Speaker 3: And Jeffries Listener Zoo Crawl.

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Speaker 1: Lets this passes out in the bar enclosures.

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Speaker 3: The second thing I've learned is with enough constructive criticism,

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Speaker 3: you can change a man. Brooke already knew that. She

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Speaker 3: tells me everything.

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Speaker 1: It is not worth your energy.

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Speaker 3: I said that because our listener Tina was honest on

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Speaker 3: her date when Josh asked, how do you think this

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Speaker 3: is going with us? And she was polite but said

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Speaker 3: you'd probably be going better if you talked a little less.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but he heard her, you know, like that's the

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Speaker 1: amazing thing.

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Speaker 3: He's like, oh, okay, exactly. Their day actually went pretty

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Speaker 3: good after that. He didn't run off and cry near

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Speaker 3: the snake cage like most guys would. He actually stuck around,

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Speaker 3: had fun. They got drinks, did puzzles. So maybe there's

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Speaker 3: another factor playing into all this that we don't know

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Speaker 3: about yet. So, Tina, even though he has all these issues,

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Speaker 3: why is it that you want us to reach out

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Speaker 3: to him today?

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Speaker 16: I mean, like, we had fun together and he's like

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Speaker 16: a great guy totally.

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Speaker 5: Well, the fact that.

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Speaker 7: He could adjust and take constructive criticism and be mature

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Speaker 7: about it, I think that's a big green flag.

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Speaker 1: Well, and anybody who's a talker knows that if you

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Speaker 1: get nervous, your mouth just doesn't shut up.

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Speaker 3: Okay, maybe let's take some of our own advice. There,

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Speaker 3: I shut it, and we're gonna call Josh. Let's listen

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Speaker 3: to ourselves. I'm dialing Josh's number right now. Hopefully he

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Speaker 3: picks up here. We go great, Thank you, guys, you're welcome.

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hey is this Josh?

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Who's hey, Josh?

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Speaker 1: Josh good morning.

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Speaker 13: How many parts there?

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Speaker 3: What's going on? Yeah, there's there's a lot of us

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Speaker 3: in here. Because we're a show. We're called Brooke and

848
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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning, kind of like a Morning Zoo,

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Speaker 3: if you will.

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Speaker 1: I worked on a show called The Morning Zoos.

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00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're on the radio right.

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Speaker 18: Now, Josh uh okay?

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00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,840
Speaker 3: Why? Why is because we're doing a segment called a

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Speaker 3: second Date update waiting for response.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't know what it is, that's all.

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00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 3: Right, It's a segment we try to help out listeners

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Speaker 3: who have gone out with someone and they're not getting

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Speaker 3: a call back for a second meet up. So that's

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Speaker 3: the case with you and one of our listeners named Tina.

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Speaker 4: You're not letting the pause, Well, you're doing it to

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Speaker 4: give him a being. You know, he's processing a lot

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Speaker 4: right now.

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Speaker 3: Don't force it. I'll try it again, Tina. Yeah, Tina,

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Speaker 3: I remember Tina. Okay, so I know this is probably

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Speaker 3: a lot. I'll just tell you that we spoke to

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Speaker 3: Tina before calling you, and she told us about your hangout.

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Speaker 3: She mentioned the vibe between you may have changed after

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Speaker 3: you asked if everything was going okay in the middle

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Speaker 3: of the date.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 1: What did you think about her response?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, have her feedback.

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Speaker 18: I mean she used this analogy.

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Speaker 9: See she called it the stop light rule.

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Speaker 1: Okay, stop light rule when she was talking about how

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Speaker 1: you were talking too much.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not familiar with that. What is the stop

878
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Speaker 3: light rule?

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Speaker 8: Okay?

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Speaker 18: Well she says that when you've been talking for twenty seconds,

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Speaker 18: it goes from a green light to a yellow light

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Speaker 18: because you've started to talk too long. Twenty seconds, Yeah,

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Speaker 18: twenty seconds. And then you said, once you hit forty seconds,

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Speaker 18: it's a red light.

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Speaker 3: What that's like a general rule you're saying.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, she can played the whole take to me, and

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Speaker 18: she said that I sped past the red light at

888
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Speaker 18: least two to three times, which and I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 18: I didn't know that, like there was a traffic law.

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Speaker 1: For I mean, I guess to get to get conversation

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Speaker 1: going back and forth, back and forth like that.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm trying to count while you were talking.

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Speaker 1: Just now I heard it. I didn't lose it.

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Speaker 3: And this is all feedback you're getting on a first date.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean we were.

896
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Speaker 18: Having drinks and like got a little bit of my

897
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Speaker 18: story out and she was like, you still have the green,

898
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 18: but only for another seven or eight seconds.

899
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: You're still I thought it was just one example and

900
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: then we moved on from it.

901
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 3: She's got one of those big speeding guns.

902
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 5: She's knocking him.

903
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,319
Speaker 3: I'm counting, keep going. You're not talking enough.

904
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: Now, that would be difficult.

905
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 2: I like the rule, but it's stressful.

906
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 3: Is that how it felt? Josh?

907
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:55,399
Speaker 8: Yeah?

908
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 18: I mean and I felt like I was like on

909
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 18: like my like driving test.

910
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, when I was sixteen.

911
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 18: The instructor was like, speed up, now, slow down, I

912
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 18: use your blaker merge. So I just kind of like

913
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 18: lost all my confidence.

914
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 5: She's like, I love the way you parallel park.

915
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 7: That paragraph.

916
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was perfect. It's understandable. And you know what,

917
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you something here, Josh. I don't

918
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 3: think Tina meant for it to come across that way.

919
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna let her tell that to you herself,

920
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 3: because she is on the other line right now, waiting

921
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 3: for me to hit my red light, so you can

922
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 3: stop talking, and I'm going to give her the green

923
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 3: to go, So Tina, go ahead. The intersection is yours.

924
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 16: Josh, my God, Like, you make me sound so horrible.

925
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,800
Speaker 8: Way even listening this whole time.

926
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 16: Yeah, and you're making me look pretty bad here, Like, well,

927
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 16: well I.

928
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 4: Think he was making you look bad.

929
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: He was just saying it was overwhelming, Tina. It was

930
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 1: a lot for him to think about.

931
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 10: What.

932
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, but like, where's the lie?

933
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 18: Like I didn't say anything that was not true?

934
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 16: What I Okay? Well, to be honest, we're talking to

935
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 16: the radio host. I stopped listening after about like twenty seconds.

936
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: Oh, why are you so offended? You gave him feedback

937
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 1: and now he's giving you feedback.

938
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 16: Because he has a tendency to like drone on and on,

939
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 16: and he actually thanked me in a moment, and like,

940
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 16: don't forget that you think I don't.

941
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 3: Know today, Like what do you say to that?

942
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 16: Did you not ask me to give you honest feedback?

943
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,720
Speaker 18: Okay I did, but like I wasn't expecting your.

944
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 16: Accountability. Accept accountability, Like it's not your fault.

945
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 8: You're a long talker.

946
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 16: You just acknowledge it. And the goodness is you're trying

947
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 16: to get better, and like I see the potential in

948
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 16: you and it's so great.

949
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 1: I don't don't think it's a compliment. You think it

950
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: is to tell people you see potential in them. Do

951
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 1: you like the person for how they are now potential

952
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:56,879
Speaker 1: in you?

953
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:00,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, one day right now, Brooklyn Soon.

954
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 8: I didn't mean it like that.

955
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 16: I meant it like he's improving every second and he

956
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 16: needs me because like clearly, because now it's obvious like

957
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:17,240
Speaker 16: he hasn't learned his lesson because he is still talking.

958
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,399
Speaker 16: And I also feel like the hosts are not even

959
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,280
Speaker 16: paying full attention.

960
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 5: That's true.

961
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 7: I really don't pay that much attention.

962
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 18: They're not paying attention like like I'm sure they are

963
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 18: because you're being rude and insensitive.

964
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,720
Speaker 3: Like so there take that advice.

965
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 16: Oh, I'm always open for getting better, Josh. But if

966
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 16: it doesn't come with a helpful analogy and a short one,

967
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 16: then it's kind.

968
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 8: Of lost on me.

969
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 3: Like actually the stop like things already been taken, so

970
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 3: you need to find another sort of like commuter thing,

971
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 3: like some bicycle lane.

972
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 1: Maritime law kind of Complimentship relationships are not supposed to

973
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 1: be this hard.

974
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 8: Especially this isn't hard.

975
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,360
Speaker 2: It's a little confusing.

976
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 16: Yeah, I told you what it was. I explained to

977
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 16: you how it works, and I'm pointing out when you

978
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 16: go too long, So like, what's so hard about that?

979
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: It feels like one of those roundabouts where you don't

980
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 1: know what the third exit.

981
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give everybody the red light here, okay, And

982
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 3: I'm just going to tell you a little fun fact

983
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 3: about me is that I am not I am not

984
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 3: the best talker either, but I think something we can

985
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 3: all agree on. Even Brooke will back me on this

986
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 3: is everybody, all of us here and every person on earth,

987
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 3: has areas in their speech they could personally improve on.

988
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 4: What does that have to do with him thinking she

989
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 4: was rude flaws?

990
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: Okay, there's an easier way to say that our speech.

991
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 7: Yes, I think the twenty second rule is real because

992
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 7: it gets touring after that.

993
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, speech.

994
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,479
Speaker 3: Is needed, and I should just ask would you care

995
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 3: to both improve each other's lives immensely by going out

996
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 3: with one another one more time? And we'll pay for it.

997
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 16: I mean I would do it again and do it

998
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 16: for charity reasons.

999
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 3: But so that's a big yes from Tina is looking

1000
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 3: to work and change you over the next few years. Josh,

1001
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 3: what do you say, will you be her project? I

1002
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 3: say it under like twenty words. I'm going to give

1003
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 3: you a yellow light on this.

1004
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't think so.

1005
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 18: I don't want to feel like I'm going to traffic

1006
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 18: court every day for the rest of my life.

1007
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 3: So a big note from me.

1008
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: It's interesting most people think traffic court is fun. Well,

1009
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 1: it didn't work out, Tina. It's off. It's so much

1010
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 1: for something.

1011
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning, red light, green light, yellow, fatal

1012
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 3: and squid game and apparently in the dating world too.

1013
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,360
Speaker 1: How do not make that connection earlier? It's funny.

1014
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 3: Probably should have, but maybe we should use it on

1015
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 3: this show. As soon as Brook starts telling one of

1016
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 3: her pathetic, ugly duckling childhood stories where she tried to

1017
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 3: show skin to the mailman and even he wouldn't pay

1018
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 3: any attention to her, Alexis, you're gonna start holding up

1019
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 3: colored cards and when it flashes yellow means time to

1020
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 3: start wrapping the story up.

1021
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 1: I get red carded and you just lou Brook.

1022
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 3: We know he left one was a little wonky and

1023
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 3: he wasn't interested. We've heard the stories.

1024
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 1: He was always interested, jeff don't matter how wonky things are.

1025
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,840
Speaker 3: But if you need help in your dating life, like

1026
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,720
Speaker 3: Brooke did back in her teenage years, you can always

1027
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 3: email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling

1028
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 3: you back, and go check out all of our second

1029
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 3: day podcasts. They're up online where you get yours at

1030
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey Brook.

1031
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 10: And Jeffrey in the Morning.

1032
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 3: You hear a lot of people say, Man, they don't

1033
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 3: just make good rom com movies anymore.

1034
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 2: It really Oh, I actually hear people say that all

1035
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 2: the time.

1036
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 10: Lot.

1037
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly, I think it's because we're always getting the

1038
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 3: same old, corny plot lines we've seen over and over again.

1039
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:11,439
Speaker 1: Why is that bad?

1040
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 10: Though?

1041
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 1: It kind of it feels good. It's like a little

1042
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: it's like comforting.

1043
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's like tired. It's always like he was

1044
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 3: just her nerdy childhood friend until he turned thirty six

1045
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 3: and got hot y or for years he saw her

1046
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 3: as just his biological mom till a twenty three in

1047
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 3: knee test came back and changed everything.

1048
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: Only I didn't see that Ryan Reynolds flicks.

1049
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I think Hollywood needs to find new

1050
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 3: inspiration for these love stories, something different, something raw. Yeah,

1051
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 3: that one. And there's a certain website that has all

1052
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 3: sorts of unique people finding love in the most unusual ways.

1053
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,720
Speaker 3: So we're gonna read some of those posts that could

1054
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 3: easily become the start of a great rom com One Man,

1055
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 3: One Girl, one tooth. Brand new misconnections coming up right

1056
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 3: after this.

1057
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 10: City misconnections that was staring.

1058
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 3: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1059
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:18,919
Speaker 3: One is over at the Pillsbury dough Boys bachelor pad. Oh,

1060
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 3: and you think dad Bod's hot right now? Pillsbury dough

1061
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 3: Bods slaves.

1062
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 4: Nothing says love and like myss rolls.

1063
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 13: Po.

1064
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 3: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1065
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 3: We scour that website base to tip every week to

1066
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 3: find the best misconnections that they have to offer, top

1067
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 3: to bottom. However you like it said, Let's start with

1068
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 3: your first misconnection titled just follow the Arrows Man for

1069
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 3: woman thirties Ikea.

1070
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 4: Oh god, the stupid arrows.

1071
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,280
Speaker 2: I still get.

1072
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 3: Lost, he says. I usually don't remember much when I

1073
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 3: blackout drink, but I remember you. You were the tall

1074
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 3: blonde with a polka dot skirt and a cute crap top.

1075
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 3: I was the man half your height with a mullet

1076
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 3: haircut and a cart filled to the brim with toilet plungers.

1077
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 3: Oh honestly, not sure how that happened, but I blame

1078
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 3: Ikia for allowing alcohol to be served in a place

1079
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 3: where children roam free.

1080
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:36,879
Speaker 1: That I mean, that would literally be every restaurant, every children.

1081
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 7: Allowed out in the world.

1082
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 3: After spotting you, my beautiful blonde beacon, I took a

1083
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 3: dose of my liquid Courage parentheses Smirnoff smoothie and approached

1084
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 3: you and said the first thing on my mind, Rick Tigogla.

1085
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 3: I think that's a name for sweetish shower curtain rings,

1086
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 3: because I was staring at them. You looked at me,

1087
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 3: confused and said, sorry, I don't speak Swedish. Oh a

1088
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 3: lady with legs and a sense of humor, I laughed.

1089
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 3: I mean I offered you a swig of my Vodgaberry concoction.

1090
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 3: You declined and walked away, and I tried to follow you,

1091
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 3: but I got cut off and swept away by a

1092
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 3: large Filipino family.

1093
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 1: Swept away with Filipino family.

1094
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 3: Next thing I remember, I was poked awake by an

1095
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 3: employee and told the love seats are display only you, fellow.

1096
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 3: I thought this was a free country. Oh that's why

1097
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:47,360
Speaker 3: it took me another three hours to finally find the exit.

1098
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 1: I actually feel that, I.

1099
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 3: Mean, that's me sober by that time, you were just

1100
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:55,360
Speaker 3: a memory. Feel free to ride back. That signed also

1101
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:58,800
Speaker 3: also a L s O.

1102
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: I think it was gonna add something else.

1103
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 3: Maybe let's go to our next misconnection. This one's titled

1104
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 3: X marks the spot Woman for Man fifties y m

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00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:15,799
Speaker 3: C A treasure hunt. I was the blonde, middle aged

1106
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 3: woman wearing the cheetah print bikini that showed my mid

1107
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:22,760
Speaker 3: drift with more to love in the middle. Hey girl,

1108
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 3: I assumed you worked there because you were fishing a

1109
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 3: soggy band aid out of the pool green water gross

1110
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 3: with that white plastic net and eagles nest of a beard.

1111
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 3: I thought you resembled a pirate captain. Oh yar, And

1112
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 3: for some reason, even though I've never been attracted to pirates,

1113
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,720
Speaker 3: I couldn't wait for you to shiver my timbers. Eh.

1114
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 3: For me, it was love at first sight. Or maybe

1115
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,879
Speaker 3: I was high from the high amounts of chlorine. Oh

1116
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 3: maybe at one point I thought if I pretended to drown,

1117
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 3: you would jump in and save me. Is that silly?

1118
00:55:58,200 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 3: That is not appropriate?

1119
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: Scary if he did.

1120
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 3: It, that's why I flopped into the pool and made

1121
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 3: exaggerated choking noises.

1122
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: Oh no, do you need the car?

1123
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 3: But all you did was look up and say, get

1124
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 3: out of the shallow end pools. Not open till seven

1125
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 3: tail between my legs. I climbed up the ladder and

1126
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 3: dried off on the lounge chair. Before I knew it,

1127
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 3: I'd fallen asleep, and when I woke up, you were gone.

1128
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:28,400
Speaker 3: I'll try again next week. Maybe I'll dress up as

1129
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,799
Speaker 3: a mannequin and see if you know how to do CPR.

1130
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 1: Dress up like human.

1131
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's signs sandy.

1132
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: Maybe like she draws lines around her mouth as if

1133
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 1: she's a marionette puppein.

1134
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 3: Maybe something more than chlorine.

1135
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 10: And that.

1136
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:55,439
Speaker 3: This next mixconnection is titled you had me at sh

1137
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 3: Man for Woman forties Library.

1138
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:00,040
Speaker 10: I knew it.

1139
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:04,479
Speaker 3: The moment I went through the book detector. I laid

1140
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 3: my eyes on the prize. You, oh, stocky but feminine

1141
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,840
Speaker 3: librarian with the hair of a ballerina and knuckles of

1142
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 3: an auto worker. I was the light skin gentleman attempting

1143
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 3: to check out the masterpiece Joshua Jay's amazing Book of Cards, trick, shuffle,

1144
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 3: Stunts and Hustles by none other than the Joshua Jan Joshuah.

1145
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 3: As I unpacked my twelve decks of cards to practice

1146
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 3: on one of your tables. I saw you spying me, intrigued, no,

1147
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 3: I motioned for you to come hither as I attempted

1148
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 3: the four hundred card rainbow bridge. Delight.

1149
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 4: Oh God, that sounds like a mess.

1150
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 3: In the middle of the trick, I decided to switch

1151
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 3: it up and impress you even more with the Mexican

1152
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 3: death spiral.

1153
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds cool, though.

1154
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 3: That's when the cards betray as the air conditioning unit

1155
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 3: above took the King of Diamonds for a ride and

1156
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:11,320
Speaker 3: ruined the entire thing disaster. You proceeded to shush me

1157
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 3: as I laid on the ground in a pool of

1158
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 3: diamonds and spades.

1159
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 4: Now is he still not the weirdest person at the library?

1160
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 3: I upped the ante by promising you alone time if

1161
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 3: you could find the missing face cards somewhere on my body.

1162
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,440
Speaker 3: You were not amused, as you ushered me out. I

1163
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 3: dropped the ace of spades with my number on it.

1164
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 3: Oh actually I dropped seven of them. Oh so far,

1165
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 3: no call, But I shall not give up that easily.

1166
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 3: Next Tuesday, at one pm, I'll be attempting the Bulgarian

1167
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 3: Mountain Cross with even more debts. Then, I shall win

1168
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 3: your heart gallantly, Yours forever, signed, Garrett.

1169
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 1: The great librarians do not get paid enough to do

1170
00:58:58,640 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: with that?

1171
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 3: Are your Craigslist misconnections?

1172
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1173
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 3: It must be. It must be a special day here

1174
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 3: on this show. Because Brooke wore one of her nice

1175
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 3: rental jackets into work today.

1176
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,000
Speaker 5: I did a lot of lemons on him.

1177
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 1: Brooks, Well, we got a new boss and we're having

1178
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 1: lunch with him. Did you never check your call?

1179
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 3: I thought you were wearing it because we have a

1180
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 3: live studio audience for this and you wanted to impress them.

1181
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 4: Well, I already know them, Okay, Yes, wondering.

1182
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 1: Annabel goes to school with my daughter their friends and

1183
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 1: they won the studio experience at our school auction.

1184
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 3: Wow, okay, so this is like a charity thing in

1185
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 3: a way. Yes, all right, Well, studio audience, how does

1186
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 3: brook look in her rental outfit? Give me some snaps?

1187
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 4: Anybody?

1188
00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 10: Wo?

1189
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 3: You got like two out of six snaps there, which

1190
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:06,800
Speaker 3: is actually pretty high for a rental for me. Well,

1191
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 3: at least they're here to witness you beat up on

1192
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 3: Will again.

1193
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 10: Who is back?

1194
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 3: He is zero to two against you all time, Will,

1195
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 3: welcome back to the show.

1196
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 9: Thanks for having me.

1197
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 4: Hey Will, are you ready this time?

1198
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 9: I thought I was ready the last two times.

1199
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 1: You're saying who knows?

1200
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 3: Well, let's find out Brook's gonna leave the studios. We

1201
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 3: can get to the game. You got thirty seconds to

1202
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 3: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1203
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 3: you could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke

1204
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 3: outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1205
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:32,920
Speaker 9: I'm ready?

1206
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 3: Let's try to get a win for you. A good luck.

1207
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is Macaroni and Cheese Day?

1208
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 3: In what country? Is mac and cheese known as craft dinner.

1209
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 9: Italy?

1210
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:46,760
Speaker 3: In eighteen seventy six, who invented the telephone?

1211
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 9: Edison?

1212
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 3: What's the name of the chemical your body produces to

1213
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:56,160
Speaker 3: help you sleep? Oh? Currently? What's the most popular dog

1214
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:59,000
Speaker 3: breed in the US? Golden Retriever or French bulldog?

1215
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 9: The Retriever?

1216
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 3: In nineteen ninety seven, what became the first movie to

1217
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 3: ever gross one billion dollars at the box office? We

1218
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 3: say when we're talking, okay, gotcha? That's Enough's gonna keep

1219
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 3: me to keep saying. Brook is back in the studio now,

1220
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 3: and let's learn a little bit more about Will. Will.

1221
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 3: You're an uber driver, You've been on three thousand trips,

1222
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:25,080
Speaker 3: and when our producer asked, what's the craziest thing that

1223
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 3: you've seen in your time working, you said nothing crazy.

1224
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 3: Although although Will says that he did meet me once

1225
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 3: and Will, what was that like? How was I in person?

1226
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:38,200
Speaker 3: Be honest? One hundred percent honest?

1227
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,560
Speaker 9: Here more socially awkward?

1228
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, he totally is nailed. It was Jeff you, Matt,

1229
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 3: did you say handsome? I gutn't a lot of feedback

1230
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 3: like that lately from our listeners.

1231
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:53,600
Speaker 9: Like everyone says, that's just how I remember it.

1232
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 8: I was nervous, awkward.

1233
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,880
Speaker 3: I am handsome in It's true. It's the lighting in there.

1234
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on. But Brook, it's your turn.

1235
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 3: Now are you ready?

1236
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm ready.

1237
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is Macaroni and Cheese Day.

1238
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 3: In what country is mac and cheese known as craft dinner?

1239
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 10: Ooh?

1240
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 1: Canada?

1241
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 3: In eighteen seventy six, who invented the telephone?

1242
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 10: Uh?

1243
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 1: Bell?

1244
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 3: Okay? What's the name of the chemical your body produces

1245
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:22,959
Speaker 3: to help you sleep? Ooh?

1246
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 1: Serotonin?

1247
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 3: Currently, what's the most popular dog breed? In the US

1248
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:31,439
Speaker 3: Golden Retriever or French bulldog Golden Retriever in nineteen ninety seven,

1249
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 3: what became the first movie to ever gross one billion

1250
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 3: dollars at the box office. Abraham Lincoln was the tallest.

1251
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 3: But who's the second tallest president in American history?

1252
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 1: Ronald Reagan? I don't know, presidents is a tall boy.

1253
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 3: Let's head on over the scoreboard. We're gonna see a

1254
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 3: he both did with jose Well. That and a nickel

1255
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 3: get your hot cup, a.

1256
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 2: Jack Squat, Chris Barley, and a.

1257
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 5: Man I'm down by the river. Will you got one today?

1258
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 7: My friend?

1259
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 3: Zero healthy optimism?

1260
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 1: And you finally got to tell Jeffrey what you've been

1261
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 1: wanting to tell him for a long time after his

1262
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 1: trip Brook Yet three carme.

1263
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:20,760
Speaker 3: Sorry? Well, all time record goes to and three. Now,

1264
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 3: let's go over the answers for everybody. It's macaroni and

1265
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 3: Cheese day. The country that knows mac and cheese has

1266
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:29,720
Speaker 3: craft dinner is Canada. That's what they call it there.

1267
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:34,440
Speaker 3: In eighteen seventy six, Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone.

1268
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:35,360
Speaker 5: Did we give her Bell?

1269
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 7: I didn't want to, but digital Jake said yes.

1270
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:38,680
Speaker 3: Let's do it. So we gave it.

1271
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,160
Speaker 4: You didn't ask for a full name.

1272
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 1: Can I have his first, middle and last names? An

1273
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 1: inutimant objectephone chairs, Hey, people call me Fox all the time.

1274
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,960
Speaker 1: All right, He's bell yo, all right.

1275
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 3: The name of the chemical your body produces to help

1276
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:55,760
Speaker 3: you sleep is melatonin.

1277
01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 5: Opposite.

1278
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 3: Most popular dog breed in the US right now is

1279
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:04,440
Speaker 3: French Bull's. Seventy four thousand, five hundred puppies were registered

1280
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 3: last year. Long In nineteen ninety seven, Titanic became the

1281
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 3: first movie to ever gross a billion dollars, and Abraham

1282
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:13,720
Speaker 3: Lincoln was the tallest president at six foot four. Second

1283
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:17,440
Speaker 3: tallest is Donald Trump at six foot three. I was

1284
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:20,840
Speaker 3: that tall, So will not enough to beat Brooke today.

1285
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,440
Speaker 3: That's the bad news. The good news is just we're playing.

1286
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:25,680
Speaker 3: We're giving you a pair of tickets to see Khalid

1287
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 3: perform at the Washington State Fair.

1288
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:29,880
Speaker 9: Oh that's all was awesome.

1289
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 5: I know, real jealousy you were.

1290
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:35,200
Speaker 1: Saying, that's really good. Well, hey, thanks for calling in again.

1291
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 1: Have I ever asked you what is like the number

1292
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 1: one thing that you dock people's uber rating for.

1293
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:43,240
Speaker 9: I've only given one person in less than five Stars

1294
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:44,960
Speaker 9: just because he made me wait like twenty minutes on

1295
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:45,640
Speaker 9: the reservation.

1296
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:48,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, waiting okay, I was busy at the time,

1297
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 3: so well, I don't appreciate that. That wasn't okay. Working

1298
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,240
Speaker 3: me back, I'm gonna do win Brooks Bucks same time

1299
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:54,760
Speaker 3: tomorrow

1300
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 10: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.