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Speaker 2: We usually talk about our mess and then you you know,

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Speaker 2: be an intervention. It's crazy how I'm so black and white.

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Speaker 2: I'm so police opygen she's by rage.

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Speaker 1: I was like, she's black, she's whide.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm purping too while I'm singing Wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm really going to voice scenario outfits like Matt

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Speaker 1: I know they do.

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Speaker 3: We're like K pop singers.

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Speaker 1: Always press you really? Are you?

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Speaker 2: Really?

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Speaker 1: Are this ship? Where's our gap commercial? Yeah? My milk

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Speaker 1: take bring none as young this? Yeah, it is your glasses.

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Speaker 2: Everything has Okay, wait, let's focus, let's get back here.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, you have a problem.

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Speaker 3: Problem.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, but I I once

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Speaker 2: I like something, I can do it over and over

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Speaker 2: and over again. So I'm actually insane. That's in them, right,

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Speaker 2: doing things over and over and over again and expecting different.

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Speaker 2: But are you expecting anything or do you just like

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Speaker 1: What do you what? Are you doing the same right here?

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Speaker 2: Why would I think having McDonald's and Taco Bell seven

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Speaker 3: But you wait, mac Donald's and Belle.

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Speaker 1: I'm going through No, no, no, not no.

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Speaker 2: Deserve McDonald's for breakfast, Taco Bell for supper, like yes.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't do that. I'm better than Chipotle.

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Speaker 2: The line for lunch, A line at rice and beans

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Speaker 1: Hold on, that's not true.

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Speaker 2: What you eating a cordio crunch yo. I tried one

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Speaker 2: of those for the first time, and it was you

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Speaker 2: know that, that's that Campbell soup camp.

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Speaker 1: You don't even be high, you just sober eat. Is

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Speaker 1: it depression?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, babe, But it's something about the sausage

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Speaker 2: biscuit with grape jelly and two hash browns got me

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Speaker 2: in at McDonald's, okay. And then when we had Taco Bell,

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Speaker 2: I like two crunchy beef Supreme, Taco Supreme extra sour cream, jalapenos,

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Speaker 1: Donut holes donut holes from cinnabon.

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Speaker 2: You might as well Chipotle, because anything from tackle bell

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Speaker 2: is the dog from the off you'll get over hasn't

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Speaker 3: Hey and the Gordy the Supreme.

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Speaker 2: No, she's passed at least twenty years ago.

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Speaker 1: Does you said? Clone tyrone? Yes, the clone Tyrone exactly.

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Speaker 2: So I I've been doing it like almost two.

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Speaker 4: Weeks, seven day, that's fourteen. Well, you guys can count

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Speaker 4: you as women. It's hot in here. It's anybody hot.

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Speaker 1: It's hot. It's a high blood pressures that yeah, let strawl.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, you're right while you go into these places.

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Speaker 1: So you door dish, Yeah, worse, worse.

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Speaker 2: In so close to me, all those they're so closed.

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Speaker 2: That's why I'm like, it must be seasonal depression.

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Speaker 1: The sun just started to say, we just the season

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Speaker 1: hasn't even gone. Are you here to help or hurt both?

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Speaker 1: I think in order to help, I got to hurt.

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Speaker 2: A little bit. Yeah, okay, Haitian mom, Well Sydney, you hurt?

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Speaker 2: Is the taco bell here to help her work exactly?

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Speaker 2: I don't know when I'm eating it it it helps.

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Speaker 1: But then oh, fifteen minutes later I'm hurting many. Oh right,

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Speaker 1: it's your.

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Speaker 2: Jackie Joner, Kirsty on that ass. It's world record, right record.

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Speaker 1: Now, remember when you were doing a hard seven times?

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Speaker 1: What level of this?

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Speaker 2: You just gonna let everybody know the range that I'm

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Speaker 2: There's moments where I'm like, I'm better than y'all, and

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Speaker 2: And then I did the the Baja blast and it

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Speaker 5: So that's how is that the pie? No, it's a drunt.

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Speaker 5: You know this pie? Have you seen the It's like

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Speaker 3: No, what is that? Is that?

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Speaker 6: It's like a blue It's like a mountain dew pie.

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Speaker 3: No, well, solids now, hello.

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Speaker 1: Blast pie, bring it to Thanksgiving. No mountains solids now

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Speaker 2: This is a recession indicator when when mountains making pie.

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Speaker 3: Look at that thing, it's like it's jello.

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Speaker 1: No, it's a hypnotic pie. It's not not that.

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Speaker 7: Color is not found in nature. No, no, no, not

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Speaker 2: It's really giving, like wind decks over there. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: Clean your sink, yo.

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Speaker 2: So this morning, when I was putting on my makeup,

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Speaker 1: It's a chunk. The neck is is getting chunk.

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Speaker 2: And it's because I did two weeks of McDonald's. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: The same thing every time you order from these places?

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Speaker 1: Every time? I no switch up. You know you never

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Speaker 2: If I like it, I love it, I buy it,

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Speaker 2: I see it, I like it, I want it.

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Speaker 1: I got it. I got heard you. I got that out.

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Speaker 1: Who let the gout out? I was looking up. How

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Speaker 1: do you know if you have gout? That's the of

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Speaker 3: That's you you talk about. We're at Sydney because.

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Speaker 2: It's also Ronald Grimace is French for gout. Check the etymology, yes, check,

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Speaker 2: check the periodic table leads the gout. I'm literally bleeding.

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Speaker 2: I just want you to know I'm bleeding out right now.

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Speaker 1: So what is gout? And why do you think you have? What?

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Speaker 1: Well look at the gout. I don't even okay. Gout.

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Speaker 2: It's an inflammatory arthritis that causes certain severe attacks of pain, swelling,

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Speaker 1: Just do it. That's very clean. We look like profession

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Speaker 1: No, wow, I feel like I got to put a

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, it's not going to be Okay, you listen.

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Speaker 2: You got to break up the chaos what I have Now?

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Speaker 1: You look very straight?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, did you see how excited I got?

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Speaker 2: No, you start singing a show tune because you're so excited.

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Speaker 1: It's so straight.

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Speaker 2: He does not look like he would murder a woman.

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Speaker 2: He does not look straight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: When I murder a gay guy, though they like to

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Speaker 1: He loves every show he ever makes is about gays

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Speaker 1: killing gays. Okay, let's talk about my miss then.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I started the Kim Kardashian Oh shih, that's fair.

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Speaker 1: You know what has famously zero percent on rock to make.

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Speaker 6: I don't like to trust that always, but a zero.

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Speaker 2: If it has a really high rating or really low one.

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Speaker 3: I got woolo with ads.

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Speaker 1: Now, I got a little.

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Speaker 3: I sent it to you.

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Speaker 1: You did.

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Speaker 2: When I was looking up gout and then you gave

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Speaker 1: But also range, I am here to save the world

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Speaker 1: Okay boom. So first of all, let's talk about the clothes.

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Speaker 2: Clothing, Okay, first episode, she's wearing a business in the

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Speaker 1: And she's a lawyer and she's a she's a partner

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: If I want to go and get a divorce and

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Speaker 2: Butt cracking out, cheeks on the chair, cheeks on the chair,

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Speaker 2: and nobody was like why a booty cratching.

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Speaker 1: Is la oh brown? Why nobody say anything? And then

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Speaker 1: they have NC Natch in his named slick back hats

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Speaker 1: to the side. And she's a lawyer too.

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Speaker 2: She's an investigator for the law FIR. And if you're

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Speaker 2: but a smooth criminals but church Lady Easter hat.

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Speaker 7: Veil tilted, was veiled royal wedding hat.

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Speaker 2: It's crazz so everybody's wardrobe doesn't make any sense.

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Speaker 6: And Glenn closes in it too, and Glenn closes in it.

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Speaker 6: And what is she She's like a sailor, She's she's.

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Speaker 2: World.

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Speaker 1: She was a funeral direction. It's like it's like it's

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Speaker 1: like suits, but the suits ain't got no back backless

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Speaker 1: suit suits and quotes because it's like.

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Speaker 3: Suit suits.

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Speaker 1: It suits with a Z.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, the show is.

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Speaker 2: I watched all the four episodes that are well three

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Speaker 2: of the episodes that are on, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know who this is for.

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Speaker 1: It's obviously four Kim.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because then at the at the end, I watched

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Speaker 1: But it's like, you don't have one baby you have

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Speaker 1: Have to watch All Fair in Love and War.

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Speaker 2: But every episode is a different weird issue and they

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Speaker 3: Like girl talk.

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Speaker 2: They're like on a private jet and it's like Kimbo

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Speaker 1: She's like, I got something nice, sir. She's dripping in

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Speaker 4: Yea come back.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to watch it now because of.

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Speaker 2: Are you watching anything, miss? Yeah, let's see what watch

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Speaker 6: Not to talk about work, but I'm in this play.

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Speaker 6: You do it every night and then I come home

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Speaker 6: and I'm just tired. So I've just been watching like

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Speaker 1: Okay, because you just want to turn your phone on,

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Speaker 1: you know, like every screen available. Yeah, just flarees at me.

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Speaker 1: What a thousand ads in my ears?

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Speaker 6: But I've just been watching, like I watched The bake Off,

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Speaker 6: they don't have real cameras in there with them. They

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Speaker 1: And then you're like, well, we're here, you gotta watch

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Speaker 6: Yea, yeah, I guess it's beautiful. There's no there's no cinema,

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Speaker 1: Now is it hidden cameras on Survivor or all?

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Speaker 5: Starting in the cameramen are eating sandwiches exactly, yeah, big

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Speaker 2: I think everybody is starving on steck because you could

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Speaker 2: low iron count the bar. Yeah we're in Fiji. Hell yeah,

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Speaker 2: mosquitoes and y'all burning rice, They burn rice. I watched

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Speaker 2: Survivor during the pandemic because Mito was like, you have

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Speaker 1: I watched it and there was an episode where because

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Speaker 3: Like win food or something. They give you food on

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Speaker 2: Hey that you gotta win food that does not feel

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Speaker 1: Very hunger game.

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Speaker 2: I want to say it was a black lady took

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Speaker 2: the right of my people, my people, no nobody eating,

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Speaker 2: and she fully was like m and they were like

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Speaker 1: We need for the week, rights for the week. It's

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Speaker 1: their taco bell.

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Speaker 2: I'm upset that I even shared that with both of you.

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Speaker 2: Love a judgmental bastard.

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Speaker 1: We didn't even probably yeah we didn't because we're.

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Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, we're so electric. Aaron Jackets in the

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Speaker 1: A play, in a play, what is it called, It's

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Speaker 1: called messy white gay. Just it was such centered.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it is messy white gay, messy white game and

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Speaker 6: you play a white gang.

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Speaker 6: It's like these two guys, I'm one of them, These

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Speaker 6: it's satirizing these you know, these privileged white gay guys.

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Speaker 1: Ryan Murphy didn't jump on it. I know, Ryan Murphy

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Speaker 3: Ryan ready Ryan, Ryan, Chris can do it, so can

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Speaker 3: I s Baby, I'll show chic.

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Speaker 1: You have cheek cheek in your movie? Yeah, me and

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Speaker 1: Josh throw the last in the movie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And Megan thee Stallion. Yeah, now she has cheek, so

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Speaker 1: maybe cheek. She is beautiful, Yeah, huge cheek, che cheek.

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Speaker 2: And you were like the year Obviously y'all are gay,

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Speaker 2: y'all respects her and everything, but is there a moment

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Speaker 6: Oh God, the whole time, the whole time, And she

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Speaker 1: So it was crazy.

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Speaker 6: We've been rehearsals and then she shows up and you're like, Okay,

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Speaker 3: Here's Megan thee Stallion.

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Speaker 5: And she was so fun, she said, everyone says that

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Speaker 6: You know, she wasn't like going back to her trailer

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Speaker 6: and like I don't talk to anybody. She was like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: You know, I mean, don't make an egg on dance.

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Speaker 1: She was on the island.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they were throwing ass in front of Megan. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: It was great. It was insane. I was like, yo,

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Speaker 1: you know what I heard? You know, it's mess.

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Speaker 2: I heard that you can put people in your in

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Speaker 1: They chapped in the close friends and they them, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Why would you want to.

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Speaker 1: Get out of close friends because some of them are bad,

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Speaker 1: But you don't have to tap in when you see

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Speaker 6: like they don't care if I see your ass, I

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Speaker 6: don't care. Who even if I think you're the ugliest

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Speaker 2: They've never asked me. I've literally seen a rectum in

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Speaker 3: And put their dick on to know what.

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Speaker 1: That's what friends are. I've told a friend, I said, hey,

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Speaker 2: mon I know exactly who you're talking about. One Tree

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's one of those those shows. I don't even

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Speaker 2: or whatever, like the the anthems and then You're just like,

442
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 2: did you even like the show? It was just the

443
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 2: intro get you in, and you're like that they don't

444
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 2: do that. I like a lot of shows don't miss

445
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 2: the songs. They just start family.

446
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 1: Matters and all that that. Those were good freshens. The

447
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:04,639
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, they're talking about Steve. He's got a

448
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,479
Speaker 1: rare condition and what was it? What was the rare condition?

449
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 3: Girl?

450
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 1: A little bit of is that rare? Maybe? Maybe?

451
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:15,959
Speaker 2: Ye?

452
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 1: Well, they didn't have a word for it.

453
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 3: Steve broke down the walls, right, so they.

454
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 1: The fact that they never locked the door to their house.

455
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 1: He was always just there. Yeah, so it seems like

456
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: you guys kind of wondered it.

457
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 3: You kind of like, yeah, but whose friend was Steve?

458
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 6: Steve was their close friend and they were trapped. They

459
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 6: were on the green bubble, they were and they wanted.

460
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 1: You should try that.

461
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 3: Winslow, wins you.

462
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: Get our African American television correct officer. Winslow. I don't

463
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: want to lie. Aaron. When I first saw your name

464
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 1: on the paper, I thought I had a black man.

465
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I said, a black man. Be fair.

466
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 1: We have a black friend. Her name is Aaron Jackson.

467
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 7: I had.

468
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 6: When I used to teach improv, I had a black student,

469
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,679
Speaker 6: Aaron Jackson. Maybe he's to say Aaron Jackson, Yeah, this.

470
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:14,120
Speaker 1: Was a boy.

471
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Speaker 3: Uh present.

472
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 2: At the time the time, we have no idea. Now

473
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Speaker 2: you know that it is also a rare condition to

474
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 2: stay age, Aaron. How is it being on a play though?

475
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 1: It's really fun?

476
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 2: You know.

477
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: I went to theater school. Oh you did, yeah back

478
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: in the day, so this was like school. It's called

479
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,440
Speaker 1: Boston Conservatory.

480
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 3: So you were planning to be poor precise.

481
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: And then I moved here and was like, I'm going

482
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 1: to do plays. I'm going to be I'm going to

483
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: be Broadway star.

484
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 6: And then I was like I'm over it, and then

485
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 6: got into comedy because that's where the money is.

486
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, improv, you got'm getting into comedy to where the

487
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 1: money is. You said, I'm getting into comedy. You're like

488
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 1: comedy in big air quotes and uh yeah. And then

489
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: but then got back, you know, got back to my roots.

490
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 3: I would like to do a play.

491
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 1: You'd be great, you would.

492
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:08,880
Speaker 3: It's fun.

493
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: It is plays a cuy crazy to do it, like,

494
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: because you eight times a week, that's what you're gonna lose.

495
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 1: You're like Mondays off. Usually Mondays are off. We're weirdly

496
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 1: off Tuesdays, but we do want to they're doing something different.

497
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 1: They're a little different. They're killing their threat ale.

498
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 3: Bait every time.

499
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: You're triggering me just a little bit. Yeah, well we

500
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,639
Speaker 1: got to see the play on. You can't even go on,

501
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,199
Speaker 1: get your tacos.

502
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 6: Come on the Wednesday when they're running through you, she said,

503
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 6: you're stepping out.

504
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 1: To use the restaurant. Yeah, don't want to.

505
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 2: You gotta go to the bathroom, says I didn't have

506
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 2: taco this morning, so you would. So you enjoy doing something.

507
00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: Eight.

508
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 6: What I like is I liked having like any sort

509
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 6: of consistent job, because I haven't in ten thousand years

510
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 6: or maybe ever. I mean waiting tables probably last time

511
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 6: I was like, here we go, you know, so that

512
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 6: is like also it ends, it ends in January, so

513
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 6: there's like a there's like a ton nole. Okay, you know,

514
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 6: I'm like, okay, I only got to do this until then.

515
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 6: If this was like you're doing it for a year,

516
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 6: I think that would be really those people that do

517
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 6: that that it's done like Chicago for one hundred years.

518
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, y'eall are brave, right, but don't they switch

519
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 1: out to people though?

520
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, but like some people in the ensemble or whatever

521
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 6: will stay what You'll just like keep gigging, honey, roadway

522
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 6: is hard.

523
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: I checked it. It is.

524
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 6: It's like, uh, please understand, I'm not calling myself an athlete,

525
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 6: but it's like, oh, this is like conditioning.

526
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 1: Like you're like, oh, I can't do that tonight because

527
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: tomorrow I got to do the show. So it's like

528
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 1: I can't like, you know, go out and be loud.

529
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: I had discipline, discipline. Oh I don't know if I

530
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: could do a plane. You need you need a limited run.

531
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 3: You're disciplined for four weeks, you know, like when they

532
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 3: popp it.

533
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 2: Like remember Queen Latifa was in Chicago and e Palmer

534
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 2: was in Chicago. All the random housewives are.

535
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 6: Like Chicka, like yeah, exactly, get in, get out, Yeah

536
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 6: yeah yeah yeah, limited run.

537
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: But it's it is fun.

538
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 6: And then the other thing that's weird too is like

539
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 6: you know, in comedy, if an audience is going weird,

540
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 6: let me change it up.

541
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: Oh oh they like this, I'll.

542
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 6: Lean into that more. It's like, oh they don't like

543
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 6: you know, you're if they're not into it. You're like, well,

544
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 6: this is the play well too well.

545
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: And an intermission.

546
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 3: Ours is no intermission, only eighty minutes, so come see it.

547
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,719
Speaker 3: I should come see you. Yeah, we'll get that good day.

548
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll get you'll tickets were press? Yeah, got microphones

549
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:39,239
Speaker 1: in your face? Rest, bress breast. That's what we are

550
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: are You know what's not mess? Giving people tickets to

551
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: come see you for free?

552
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 6: That chic that is that's fashion week. That's Alan, Yeah,

553
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 6: that's that's frog frog.

554
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 2: I do you know?

555
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: Okay, this is this is a mess.

556
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 2: For this then I do believe obviously you you got

557
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 2: some comps, the Tooto comps out. But I'm like, hey,

558
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 2: I've seen people spend five hundred dollars, six hundred hundred

559
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 2: dollars for all of these celebrities.

560
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: You don't want to pay twenty dollars for a ticket

561
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: for a friend.

562
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 2: I know you're not gonna be on the list in no, no, no,

563
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 2: it's crazy. Yes, I'll take the ticket a ticket.

564
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I wrote a I wrote a book

565
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 1: one time, and you know a book when it comes out,

566
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 1: it's like twenty sent to us.

567
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 3: And where is my.

568
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: Let me say, you have to watch the celebrity notation

569
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: the movie. But it's like, it's twenty five dollars. You

570
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 1: know whatever? What book is new? I get expensive, but.

571
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 6: My friend is my friend said to me, He's like,

572
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 6: I'm gonna wait till it comes out in paperback, so

573
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 6: it's cheaper.

574
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 3: I'm like, girl in front of you.

575
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: Yes to my I was like, I've seen you.

576
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 3: In ten thousand things that are one hundred dollars, but

577
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 3: also twenty five dollars? Is not the cocktail me with

578
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 3: a marketing anyway? Yeah, exactly, that's a drink at the soul.

579
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: It's a rare condition.

580
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 2: That's twenty five dollar dollars. In saying that out loud

581
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 2: is you'll be like, well, are you what's going on?

582
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: Do you do? You need me to vemo?

583
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 3: You're like, what the hell is it?

584
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: The shutdown? It is that the government shut down.

585
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 2: So what's the difference between the hardcover? It's probably what

586
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 2: six dollars? Now you're paying nineteen save that. Wow, that's

587
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 2: a subway, right, you know what. I don't even really

588
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 2: want to drag them like that because some people really

589
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 2: need six dollars. But after tax, you're still playing like

590
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 2: twenty one wow. You you really know if you're a mathematician,

591
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 2: to have a cheap mother frugal, frugal, there's a different mom.

592
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 2: There's a different differen can't we can't be mad at

593
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 2: people who are like, hey.

594
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: This is what I budgeted for the week exactly, and

595
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 1: this is above the budget, right, and I want to

596
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: stick to it. I mean to be fair.

597
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 2: Yes, my mom had three kids and a husband, so

598
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 2: basically fourrees, basically four years.

599
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, she coulip in them coupons. I had

600
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: put it back and didn't write the list was in

601
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: her head.

602
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 2: Oh wow, which is crazy because I can't remember anything

603
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 2: when I happened.

604
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 1: And your mom didn't even smoke weed?

605
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 3: No, well yeah right yes, not on the record.

606
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 1: No never. If my mother smoked weed, she'd be a

607
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: cooler mom. Oh man, I mean, does we make everybody cool?

608
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 2: No?

609
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 1: Way to paranoid and delayed and weird.

610
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 2: If I was gonna go home for Thanksgiving, I would

611
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 2: I would low dose my mom sneak.

612
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 3: Put a little tincture in the you would turn yes, which.

613
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: Giggly tonight. My mom's like Bill Cosby, is that what

614
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 1: do you think that's what he was doing?

615
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 2: No?

616
00:32:55,280 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: Not nothing. Listen, let's stay on, Yeah, tell us what

617
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: you're I was like, let's.

618
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 6: Say this is this one's kind of boring. But so

619
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 6: my I have an old ass building. It's from like whatever,

620
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,479
Speaker 6: nineteen twelve or something. We're making it Titanic times from

621
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 6: the Titanic. But they've updated the hard keys, They've turned

622
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 6: to electronic keys. Love that, but none of them ever work.

623
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 6: So you're always having to call and they want you

624
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 6: to download an app an app store. This is not

625
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 6: like a fancy you know, I'm not living in the

626
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 6: this is an old ass building, but you know, with

627
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Speaker 6: mold on.

628
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: The wall, updated with technology exactly. Very strange.

629
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 6: But the fun thing about it is is it's like

630
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 6: it builds community because now everyone in the building is like,

631
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 6: what the fuck is going you know, like get this motherfucker.

632
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 3: So that's you're meeting your neighbors rage.

633
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 1: There's no better way to beat your neighbors than to

634
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 1: all be pissed at your landlord.

635
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 6: I'll be pissed at the landlord collection. And uh, you know,

636
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 6: I got a husband and he's like, I'm trying to

637
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 6: get out there. I'm trying to get everybody to sign

638
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 6: a petition you're change the doorback, you have to change

639
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 6: the or like to have a false key whatever another key.

640
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: But you know, we're all gonna we're gonna be a union.

641
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 2: That's that's see, that's a different type of husband, because

642
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 2: most of the husbands don't know how to do anything.

643
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 6: But now he's he's I'm the one that I'm not.

644
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 6: You're that Oh yes, yeah, theater exactly.

645
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 2: For this.

646
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: You like to go on stage and squak. Yeah. Literally.

647
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna need an example. Show the people,

648
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: show the people. Yeah no, he's he's together. Okay, well

649
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: you need one of those. I feel like apartment New

650
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: York City apartment doors all have something wrong with.

651
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 3: Just have a key.

652
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I I'm not mad at the fob.

653
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,959
Speaker 2: Sure my front door, if you don't pull it shut

654
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 2: behind you, it stays open and my neighbors will run

655
00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 2: out and and I'm.

656
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: Like, you're can rob us. I'm kicking the door shut

657
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: because it's not that hard to get in and out

658
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: the building.

659
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:09,879
Speaker 2: It really isn't, truly you I'm glad they discontinued Metro

660
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 2: cards because really that was the only way I could

661
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,799
Speaker 2: get back into my apartment. A little little metro card

662
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 2: I would have it in my shoe. I'm like, listen, yes,

663
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 2: you know sometimes under the gout. I was a child,

664
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 2: I didn't have gout. It was in tiny tim You

665
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 2: didn't have lou gout. Baby Out, Baby Baby out.

666
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 1: Coming to Nickelodeon, Nick Jr. Nick Junior, Baby this Spring

667
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: that guy.

668
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 6: I missed the gag, like or when they sline you,

669
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 6: you need to bring that back just for regular game shows.

670
00:35:59,120 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: Put it on Jeopardy.

671
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,760
Speaker 2: You know what they need to bring back for adults.

672
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 2: Legends of the Hitten we love. I think they got

673
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 2: to bring it back exactly what it.

674
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 1: Was for us.

675
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we can be like, what's his name? Omar,

676
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 3: the big temple head, you know, like you remember he

677
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 3: had a name.

678
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: Maybe he didn't. I think his name is Omar. He

679
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 1: had a name.

680
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't know if it was Omar. It's

681
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 2: something like that because Omar sounds too modern. Yes, they

682
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 2: were trying to make it cool for the kids. Those

683
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 2: temple guards that would come out and grab it.

684
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: We were like, yeah, I.

685
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 2: Didn't like the slime. That was actually really gross. And

686
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 2: somebody who you know, I care about my hair. I

687
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna get a slim out of my hair.

688
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 1: You need a swim cap.

689
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 3: You gotta get a Nickelodeon wig.

690
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 2: Nickelodeon, you were so good, wasn't even ready for About Girl.

691
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 1: Not you let me not your main unit, and let

692
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 1: me put that in my list of thanks for Christmas.

693
00:36:56,239 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: I need. I need a slime wig for Christmas. Of

694
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 1: course on the twelve. Dude, this is the most un

695
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: serious episode thus far. I just want you to know.

696
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 1: So I took swim lessons during the pandemic.

697
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:18,479
Speaker 3: Damn.

698
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 1: You were doing everything watching Survivor, Take and swim the time.

699
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 2: I lived alone, so it was like, yeah, So I

700
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 2: took swim lessons and I was like, do I need

701
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 2: a swim week? And I remember being in my house

702
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 2: like I need something that's like And then I was like, bitch,

703
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 2: you can't swim if you drowned in that week, pulling

704
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 2: you down to the DL if the whip pumps off

705
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: in the ocean, I mean, in the in the pool,

706
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:46,879
Speaker 2: I have to just stay.

707
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: I have to die. Yeah. And I was bald at

708
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 1: the time, so I was like, let me just go

709
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,479
Speaker 1: and be balked, be bald, and learn how to swim.

710
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: And then you didn't learn how to swim. Well, then

711
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,439
Speaker 1: I got my hair and then I was like, well

712
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 1: I'd rather have good hair. Yeah, swimming, know how to swim?

713
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 1: What do they teach you?

714
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 3: Just like I mean I know how to but were

715
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 3: you learning stroke?

716
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah, Restroy, whatever, what's the one we

717
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: go like? Do hold on eron? So you've never taken

718
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 1: a class you just came. No, I did when I

719
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: was little.

720
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 6: But I'm wondering, like what are they Yeah, because I

721
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 6: feel like they're not just like holding you up like

722
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 6: you're doing.

723
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: They were holding.

724
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 2: That. I wasn't trying to tout you maritic.

725
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,439
Speaker 1: So and you famously have amazing hair.

726
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 3: Well you cut a lot of it.

727
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, long long. I had long hair for a long time.

728
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now it's giving locks for love like you gave

729
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,760
Speaker 2: it up, or locks for some children.

730
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: Give the children a second chance. You donate some of

731
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: the tendrils.

732
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 6: It's not even how long I was. It's not long

733
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,399
Speaker 6: enough to donate because I asked. I was like, let's

734
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 6: give it.

735
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: You know this gift. I don't know. But that's when

736
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: people are like growing it out to their waist. Thing.

737
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: It has to be a certain inch count or whatever,

738
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 1: and mine was like.

739
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 2: They said, we don't want ten inches. Yeah, but the

740
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,839
Speaker 2: people not wearing bobs, it's like you don't have no hair.

741
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 2: You being picky, like you don't.

742
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: Want Yeah, you have to whatever, sew it together. I

743
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 1: don't know, Like nobody's doing the three sixty bridge to

744
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: Terabithia cut.

745
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll go back and for the bridges.

746
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 2: Hey, somebody in Ohio once a bridge and Terabythia three

747
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:28,879
Speaker 2: sixty bags.

748
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 1: We gotta give it to the three sixty bang A

749
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 1: bowl cut? No, no, no, no no.

750
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 2: A bowl cut is like it's cut real sharp, right,

751
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 2: and it's it's stiff, okay, real stiff, got.

752
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: It's got body got waves. It's like Tarabythia is Latin

753
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: for b by touch my touch. Can we get to

754
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: touch my taramythia tattoos? Can we do this?

755
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:00,959
Speaker 2: Yeah?

756
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 3: Lower back.

757
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 1: Is the title of the episode.

758
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 6: There's so many options, and that'll show up good when

759
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 6: you're on the Kardashian Show.

760
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, magure back.

761
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 2: Okay, so we get the key fob, that's mess. What

762
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 2: else you got anything like a little juicier friend?

763
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's going on? I'm trying to think of any

764
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: drama I actually.

765
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:49,240
Speaker 2: Have you okay, babously, Josh Sharp, your Bessie, your partner,

766
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 2: Cri work wife, your work wife.

767
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 1: Y'all have been friends for how long? God, I want

768
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 1: to say, like twenty ten or eleven, like fifteen years?

769
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 1: Say not you making us? Do math know what it is?

770
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 1: I was like, you're a mathematician. What are you thinking about?

771
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: I don't know how to not spend more money? Frugality,

772
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: frugal gality.

773
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 2: I didn't even know that was a word. You don't

774
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 2: know you said it off reality. That's my other tattoo.

775
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 2: But it's gonna be mirrored, you know what. It's gonna

776
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 2: run right above my breast and I'm only gonna be

777
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 2: ready in the mirror, and it's gonna be in screed people.

778
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: Like it's going to be in Times, Roman numerle, you know, calligraphy. Sure,

779
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:41,399
Speaker 1: frugality fancy does I say family? I'm not at all.

780
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: Frugality does mean family? And uh in creole? Yeah?

781
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 2: Okay, So y'all been friends for fifteen years and work together? Like,

782
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 2: is there any mess working with a close friend?

783
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: Oh definitely.

784
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 6: I think now we've worked through a lot of but

785
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 6: you know, well, therapy, therapy, not together but were both

786
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 6: therape eyes. Okay, but yeah, I mean, of course all

787
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 6: sorts of all sorts of mess arizes.

788
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 2: But but it's good now anything but anything stands out like,

789
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 2: uh is there like hmm, I'm trying to not because

790
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 2: obviously I'm sure you all signed an n.

791
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 5: D A you know, I mean.

792
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 3: We do every day.

793
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 1: Should we get in a D because we talk about

794
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,800
Speaker 1: our mess on the pop? What I think it's public

795
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,280
Speaker 1: domain now just belongs to the people.

796
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,720
Speaker 2: Well, in order to you know, work on your friendship,

797
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 2: you have to be transparent and sometimes you got to

798
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,879
Speaker 2: work it out on the mics.

799
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: You know, not on the mics.

800
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 6: That's very Canadian coded that that's what we're all saying. Okay,

801
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 6: just get up and say everything.

802
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: And you say, hey, hey, we got real business is

803
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: going on. We're not getting We're not getting on the

804
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 1: pod dragging each other, y'all. Okay, we got an L

805
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: S C.

806
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 6: And I think we used to do a joke on

807
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,720
Speaker 6: stage because he's just gay guys. So like we hooked

808
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 6: up in the beginning, we used to do a joke

809
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 6: on stage. We're best friends, two time sexual partners.

810
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you never told us that when he was on

811
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: the pot.

812
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 2: I don't think that.

813
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 6: Was on stage joke comfortable say it, but way back

814
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 6: in the day, so you know, they're just it's gay

815
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 6: guy mass but everything was everything.

816
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,320
Speaker 1: Why do guys do that?

817
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 3: I don't know your friends, but gay.

818
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: Guys all do that. Yeah, that's how. That's how a

819
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 1: lot of people become friends. It's through our bodies.

820
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 3: No, I don't want I.

821
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:28,840
Speaker 1: Did try to propose that.

822
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 2: I think that people should focus more on their friendships

823
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 2: instead of their partners and like relationships. And I think

824
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 2: you should actually want to marry your friends, right, And

825
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 2: I politely declined said no, But I didn't offer you

826
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:45,720
Speaker 2: my hand in marriage.

827
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 3: Sounds like you wanted my vagina.

828
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: I should not, you know, I would. I would like

829
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: marry you. Then I would have sex with of course

830
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 1: very friends, very would be.

831
00:43:59,440 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 2: With me.

832
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: Mean, what's the purpose of I'm marriage or you're available?

833
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: You're out there? So would I get married to you

834
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: because neither of us are. It's not an NDA we

835
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 1: do y.

836
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, I cannot be. I'm actually no longer

837
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 2: I'm opting out. Hey, Hey, whoever's doing to edit?

838
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: Cut it out? Cut it out. The Texas that I

839
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: are in the.

840
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I mean, after you see a friend in

841
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 2: an intimate way, how do you be like not see that?

842
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: You know, I think that's a male Is that a

843
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: male thing? Maybe it's boys. I don't know, because I like,

844
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: it's just sex. It's just sex.

845
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 6: I do think I've tried to I'm better about, Like

846
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 6: I don't like sleeping with comedians. Of course mistakes are made,

847
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 6: but like I try to, like keep keep it working

848
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 6: and play separate. Are you at the Bellhouse and you've

849
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 6: been at my bell house? Literally I should have warmed up.

850
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 1: I didn't know we'd be singing something? You already.

851
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 2: I think you're the first guest to be like right

852
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 2: on time with us, Like really you are not missing

853
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 2: a beat?

854
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: And might I want to crown you? Round you for

855
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: top top guests? Thus far discuss this. We don't have.

856
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: You just gonna decide. She gets the crown. I don't

857
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: know we had crown, Yes you do, And I don't

858
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: know we had top guests.

859
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 7: We do?

860
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 1: We do well s was one of them? Oh yeah,

861
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 1: she came. Was that her? She thinks her friend is

862
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,879
Speaker 1: in a cult. That's really fun, Yes, it's really fun.

863
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: My door is weird.

864
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, very much, so I should have we should have

865
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 2: gave you her episode to listen to you and be.

866
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: Take notes, you know.

867
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 2: Oh also she uh she does social media for onlyfan Yeah,

868
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 2: like is the response when she posts the videos and

869
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 2: the girl makes bank?

870
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, Amber, I think she needs to be making more money.

871
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:29,399
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.

872
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 2: Of course, I'm responding to all the messages. I'm basically,

873
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 2: I'm you. I'm basically and.

874
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 6: That's the that's the whole, that's what people really. Yeah,

875
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 6: they want to see the body all that, but then

876
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 6: after that they want to have the one I'm special

877
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 6: for you to talk to this Sierra de Berger rack.

878
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 6: You know that he's the guy with the long nose

879
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 6: and he whispers to the one guy was like he

880
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 6: loved this woman.

881
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:52,720
Speaker 1: This is a story.

882
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, he loved this woman, but she didn't love him

883
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:00,919
Speaker 6: because he had a long he knows, and she loved

884
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 6: this hot guy. And then he would write poetry for

885
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 6: the hot guy to say to her, and then she

886
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 6: fell in love with the poetry. It's like, reallys and

887
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 6: you're in love with the ugly love with the hot guy.

888
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 3: But that's what I mean.

889
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:15,839
Speaker 1: She's Sereno de bergeraking for this only fans. I can't

890
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: say that.

891
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:24,760
Speaker 2: I was like sierrao Bergerac, I said, Sierra Leone Diamond,

892
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 2: Sierra Sierra.

893
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 1: Nos Sierra Sierra. I feel like Sierra Knowsbergion.

894
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 3: You got it, that's it.

895
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: Punchback of Notre Dame. But she didn't fall in love

896
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 1: with him.

897
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 2: He was also ugly, an ugly guy. Hey, but he

898
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:53,320
Speaker 2: had a job, he had he rang the bell. I

899
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 2: think you know that word ugly. It's just we're we're

900
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 2: so close with it. You know, everything is not ugly.

901
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:04,919
Speaker 2: I'm like, I can see people inside it's more ugly

902
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,399
Speaker 2: than the out. You ever meet somebody, you're like, yeah,

903
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,919
Speaker 2: I'll take a picture of you, but I don't want

904
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 2: anything else to do with you.

905
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,399
Speaker 1: Why do I want to photo with them in my phone? Then?

906
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 2: Because it looks good for the for the records. Yeah,

907
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 2: like they look they're very attractive. But to actually be

908
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,720
Speaker 2: in like next to them, being cotes.

909
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 1: With them now.

910
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,800
Speaker 2: On the inside, what would you rank the Hunchback of

911
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,720
Speaker 2: Notre Dame because he seemed nice.

912
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:44,280
Speaker 1: He just was like, is that how you started the conversation? Sydney?

913
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 2: Okay, let's do yes not a solo show. Okay, we

914
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 2: should write a play, okay, and it should write it

915
00:48:54,080 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 2: and it helps us do it, and then we get

916
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 2: on stage and he'd be like, lie li there, you

917
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 2: guys are.

918
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 8: SI or do your no, And with the line I'm like,

919
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 8: I see that nose.

920
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:24,799
Speaker 1: No no, that's they're safe word. No no, no, it's good. Yeah,

921
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 1: safe word. It is funny, you know.

922
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 2: So Famously, me and my sister had gotten into an

923
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 2: argument a couple of weeks ago.

924
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 1: Yeah you should hear that. Do you have any siblings?

925
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 1: I do have a sibl I have an older sister. Okay,

926
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: Marie is the older sister.

927
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 3: No, yes, okay, the good one.

928
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 1: But Jesus, she's so unseerious. I'd never look at her

929
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: as the older sister. She's so stoic.

930
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 3: My sister's so younger.

931
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:54,279
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, interesting, but is also unseerious. So it just

932
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 1: feels like baby totally.

933
00:49:55,880 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 2: Anyway, that an argument in Houston in the hotel security

934
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 2: came security game, were getting a complain about the noise.

935
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, it won't happen again. Mind then not caught

936
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 2: me off guard and I you know, I had to

937
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:11,359
Speaker 2: throw a weig on real quick.

938
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 1: Jop in the door. It's since you don't have the

939
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:15,760
Speaker 1: security ready.

940
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:18,359
Speaker 5: Door.

941
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:23,720
Speaker 1: I'm a chain out the door. Mind, I just grabbed

942
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 1: the closest. We gotta put it on.

943
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 2: I was like, this, it won't happen again. Mind it

944
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 2: was my sister's wig backwards. Anyway, we're good now. We

945
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 2: talked it out. I don't remember why I brought that up. Yeah,

946
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 2: we were just saying something because you were saying you

947
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 2: wanted to give us an update on it. No, but

948
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 2: I bought it up because you.

949
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: Said, what were we talking about?

950
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 3: Damn the brain brain hit the track.

951
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 1: And you got what you want from me.

952
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 2: Wait, oh, I tell you, Oh, I do have a story.

953
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 2: That story is this was at their show. I think

954
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 2: I told you, Marie. I my phone was working when

955
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 2: I left my apartment. Then I get out of the apartment.

956
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 2: The phone, the screen doesn't work anymore. I can't move

957
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,840
Speaker 2: it around to do anything. That's Steve Jobs.

958
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: I need to go to his.

959
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 2: I need to go to their show at the Bellhouse.

960
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 2: I did not know how to get to the Bellhouse.

961
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 2: I didn't know what train it is. I don't know

962
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 2: is there a train. There is a train, There is

963
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 2: a train. I get on the L train and I

964
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,240
Speaker 2: was like, you know what if I go to Times

965
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 2: Square and I'll figure it out from there, I'll figure

966
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 2: it out from there.

967
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: So I Square, I asked. I was going up to people,

968
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 1: I said, hey, how do I get to the bellhouse? Started?

969
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 2: That's how you started. You started with hey, my phone

970
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,799
Speaker 2: isn't working. And you can't say that because people were

971
00:51:55,880 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 2: like yeah right, yeah, yeah, yeah, you in Times, Time

972
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 2: Square and Time Square. But these guys they had on

973
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 2: backpacks and they were all sitting together. I was like, oh,

974
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 2: they're the nerds. Still help me, you know what I mean?

975
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:13,280
Speaker 2: We have their their T nine or whatever, like, yeah.

976
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: You see the beauty on the inside.

977
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 7: I do.

978
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:15,279
Speaker 2: I do.

979
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 1: Look at these.

980
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 2: Nerds, ye, hey, hey George to me give it to

981
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 2: me now. And they thought I was a sex worker.

982
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 2: Thought it was where you willing?

983
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 1: Were you asking for it? Did you have the cheats

984
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 1: out in the back. I was not at all fair.

985
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: I did not suits on. But they were going to

986
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: they were going.

987
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 2: To a Pokemon convention. I was like, if if you

988
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 2: think I was going to sell sell this ass to y'all.

989
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 3: Nerds, they think everyone you didn't see the inside.

990
00:52:55,560 --> 00:53:05,399
Speaker 1: This this this coucci is in Dragon ball z or dragon. Yeah,

991
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 1: pick up, so okay, house is everywhere. No, they didn't

992
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 1: help it. They did not help me. And I said,

993
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,320
Speaker 1: you know, Sydney, you're a New Yorker. You could do it.

994
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 1: Go get on the map, Get on the map, Get

995
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 1: on the map.

996
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 3: Where is the Bellhouse? She had just starting the stars.

997
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,320
Speaker 1: She had her finger and putting it in the wind.

998
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: The north is literally four p m subway. I look

999
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 1: at the map.

1000
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 2: I was like, the Bellhouse seems around here, you know.

1001
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 2: I was like, I said, I look at that landmark

1002
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 2: from the map. I'm like, you know, I feel like

1003
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:51,320
Speaker 2: a Starbucks is over here, like nowhere. So then I

1004
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 2: figure out what stopped to get off. Finally I get off,

1005
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 2: but I still don't know how to walk to get.

1006
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 1: To the Bellhouse. And it is it is random where

1007
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 1: it is.

1008
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 2: So I it's only men. That's only men that's available.

1009
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 2: And I said, hey, I'm trying to get to the

1010
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 2: Bell House.

1011
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 1: Can you help me?

1012
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 2: You say, Bell House. I hope you get to the

1013
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 2: Bell House. And I said, never mind, no, no, no,

1014
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 2: never mind. This doesn't feel like I saved space. He's

1015
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 2: gonna walk me down down the alleyway and Benson is

1016
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 2: good in your houses and I and then he's gonna

1017
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 2: be like, she was a comedian. Well, I guess the

1018
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 2: joke's on it.

1019
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: That's the famous Murray fo joke. That's why we are Okay.

1020
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 1: So then I get to your show.

1021
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 3: It's already it's the wrong day, the wrong show a

1022
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 3: ball row or yesterday.

1023
00:54:57,719 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, either, Aaron, what comes. I'm just show.

1024
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,240
Speaker 2: I'm stressed, I'm cursing. I'm like, I alls not working.

1025
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 2: I'm like trying to turn it on, trying to turn

1026
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 2: it off. I'm doing all this stuff.

1027
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 1: And so uh and what's his name?

1028
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 2: He's from I forgot his name. He's a really funny comedian.

1029
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,400
Speaker 2: He won to Emmy.

1030
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 1: Yes, Jack Killer's on the show. I was like this

1031
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:22,319
Speaker 1: first time I.

1032
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,760
Speaker 2: Met him, I think he's so cool. But he's literally

1033
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,440
Speaker 2: seeing me shake the ship out of my phone. I'm

1034
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:30,800
Speaker 2: in the corner like cursing at the wall. He's like, Okay,

1035
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 2: well she's really you know right now? Yeah, And so

1036
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,800
Speaker 2: y'all have me at the end to the end of

1037
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 2: the show, and all I can talk about is my

1038
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 2: phone not working, and so I'm having a breakdown and

1039
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 2: everybody's laughing. Everybody's laughing at this breakdown, and this one

1040
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 2: guy raises his hand.

1041
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 1: He's like, we're taking questions at the bell out. He said,

1042
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 1: did you try to turn off your phone and turn

1043
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: it back on? I said, I will murder it?

1044
00:55:59,800 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 2: Right?

1045
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 1: You think that's not the first thing I tried to do.

1046
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 1: There's a riss on survivor. Why are you wearing throw

1047
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 1: the right the rise the Survivor. I haven't been able

1048
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:18,360
Speaker 1: to recreate that day ever, but red it.

1049
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,040
Speaker 2: You should have been at the show. It was phenomenal

1050
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:27,280
Speaker 2: us in record. No, it's a fundraiser to raise.

1051
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: Money record for charity. They're not spending extra money for

1052
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 1: Saint Jukes.

1053
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 3: That's crazy.

1054
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 2: You know. Somebody wrote a comment that was like, Hey,

1055
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,919
Speaker 2: I don't know why y'all think that y'all listeners would

1056
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 2: be donating to Saint Jude's because we had an ad

1057
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 2: for them.

1058
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 1: Y'all don't like Jude. Like to say the Latter Day

1059
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 1: says a lot didn't like blacks.

1060
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, they didn't know Mormons blacks.

1061
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 1: They also know what they also called it something else

1062
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 1: and we can't say that in front of it.

1063
00:56:58,280 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 2: Heart.

1064
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: Well, the other Aaron Jackson and exactly the other two

1065
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,360
Speaker 1: that we know the other two. That's the show. You

1066
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 1: and Josh it right for us, the other two. The

1067
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 1: we go, we're cooking. We're literally cooking hot.

1068
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 2: If you're listening to this episode, I hope you took

1069
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 2: notes everything, everything we sang, every reference we made, every

1070
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 2: Aaron Jackson that we've ever met.

1071
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 1: There will be a test. This will be on the final.

1072
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 2: Is there anything messy you want to leave the listeners

1073
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 2: with or something that is normally considered mess that you're like, No, actually,

1074
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 2: that's that's living.

1075
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 6: How about your friends? That's not it's normally considered best.

1076
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: Your friend? Three? Would you do?

1077
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 2: That?

1078
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 1: Depends on the friend whose house we're gonna do that.

1079
00:57:55,320 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 1: I have a nice house, now, yeah, don't want that

1080
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 1: that That doesn't feel good.

1081
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 3: That's all.

1082
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 1: I want to do it at my house? Why not?

1083
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 1: That's what you don't have to do. You had a

1084
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 1: nice house, Well, you have a nice house too.

1085
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 3: I don't want to do it.

1086
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 1: That is. I know you don't want to do it

1087
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 1: because you talk about where we're gonna do it. If

1088
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 1: you want to do it, it don't matter. You could

1089
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 1: do it anyway. In the shower, buffah by Bad on

1090
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 1: a Hit chipper as hands and when you have Tacos

1091
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: E special, this gouts, red light, gout, red out, chup

1092
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 1: the night a gay yes, oh yo, now tackle tackle tackle.

1093
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 1: We had to go because we didn't eat breakfast. We did.

1094
00:58:57,640 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 3: This is all in the stomach.

1095
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 1: Dinner, girl, girl, dinner the girl. We know that's not dinner.

1096
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I have to get canceled. I want them to cancel

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Speaker 2: my card. I don't want to order from Taco Bell

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Speaker 2: or McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: You want to be blacklisted, I do.

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Speaker 2: I haven't been blacklisted from Domino's. Okay, Yeah, we're gonna

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Speaker 2: have to do a part do for you. So where

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Speaker 2: can everybody catch you? Where can they?

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Speaker 1: You know, watch what you're doing.

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Speaker 6: I'm on Instagram at Garbage Troll and then White Days

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Speaker 6: plays at the Duke Theater until until January. So come

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Speaker 6: on down or upper or wherever I love it, come down,

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Speaker 6: Come up, Love y'all, Love y'all, We love.

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Speaker 1: This was honestly a rare condition by Mess with Sydney

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Speaker 1: Washington and Marie Foston.

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Speaker 2: Is a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and

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Speaker 2: iHeartRadio podcast, created and hosted by Sydney Washington and Ree Foston.

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Speaker 2: Executive produced by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced

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Speaker 2: by Becca ROMs, edited a mixed by Brian Jeffries. If

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Speaker 2: you would like your messages read on air, please email

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Speaker 2: us at mess Thepodcast at gmail dot com, or call

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Speaker 2: for your messages to be played at seven sixty three

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