Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello. Here, I am
Speaker 1: Nicky Glazers Nicki Glazer Podcast. Good Um, good week, Good
Speaker 1: umme to the week. Usually I was gonna say good
Speaker 1: Moon tomorrow, and then I was gonna say good Monday.
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday. Um, welcome to the show. We did not
Speaker 1: have a show yesterday. Andrew and I are both different
Speaker 1: versions of sick. I'm loving it. Never get sick. I
Speaker 1: really embraced it. I'm already better and I'm kind of
Speaker 1: annoyed by it. Um. Andrew is in his apartment. We're
Speaker 1: keeping distance just because we don't know what each of
Speaker 1: us might or might not have. Um, and we got
Speaker 1: shows this weekend. But uh yeah, we're doing the pod.
Speaker 1: Sorry we missed yesterday. Um. Noah is in Arizona. She
Speaker 1: is wearing a bestie hat. That is so much people
Speaker 1: got their merch yesterday. I was getting so many messages
Speaker 1: from besties. So cute guys are getting yours on Thursday.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Um, well, I hope it gets there
Speaker 1: before I probably won't get there before I leave town.
Speaker 1: But um, we're going to New Orleans on Thursday and
Speaker 1: then Jacksonville Friday. Fort Lauderdale, Saturday, Nashville, Sunday Nashville. It's
Speaker 1: not the other way around. Okay, maybe it's Jacksonville, Fort Lauderdale, Jacksonville.
Speaker 1: Would that make more sense? Just well, I don't know
Speaker 1: that the topography of Florida. You think I know where
Speaker 1: Fort Lauderdale and Jacksonville. No offense to anyone. You just
Speaker 1: found out St. Louis was where it is and you've
Speaker 1: been living here. Florida is such an easier state and St.
Speaker 1: Louis Is they're all squares out here. No, it's not
Speaker 1: a square. Has a little boot heel, has a little
Speaker 1: chunky boot heel that you would wear a little pair
Speaker 1: of Flayer jeans with. Would be so cute. I love that.
Speaker 1: Little people will probably like, dude, Missouri's just like Italy
Speaker 1: with the boot. Oh yeah, it least like a stiletto. Um.
Speaker 1: I wonder if someone's I bet you anything there have
Speaker 1: been still that it was made that are the shape
Speaker 1: of Italy, that like have all like the Craggley You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. That's how it all started. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was in Rome and yeah my birthday, Yeah it
Speaker 1: was my birthday, and uh, I didn't do anything, absolutely nothing,
Speaker 1: and honestly, I don't want you went in the car
Speaker 1: and got CPK. We saw that with your you took
Speaker 1: your cat in the car, which is hilarious. Dude, a
Speaker 1: cat in the car. I was talking to know about
Speaker 1: this is people don't expect. It's like seeing a lizard
Speaker 1: in the car, like people don't expect to see a
Speaker 1: cat in the car. Like so we pulled up. People
Speaker 1: wanted to destroy your house when you're gone, or you
Speaker 1: just wanted to still be with it, just be with it.
Speaker 1: And it's just like our cat is like a dog
Speaker 1: in a way to take him on an adventure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was kind of freaking out. I mean, imagine if
Speaker 1: you're an animal in a car going eighty on the
Speaker 1: highway and you know it's no matter what love it.
Speaker 1: For some reason, dogs can embrace it. They just get it.
Speaker 1: Buzzy loves its, Buzzy loves the passing. He's a good
Speaker 1: car cat, car cat. What's your cat's name again, Mango
Speaker 1: or Nacho? I'm really sorry, I'm not playing dumb. Hold on,
Speaker 1: let me try to get that was an off camera
Speaker 1: hand trip. Um wait a second, hold on, I know
Speaker 1: your cosmo. No, it's mangoes. Okay, that's the thing that
Speaker 1: Kerson is allergic to, that's all. Remember it. Yeah, Mango
Speaker 1: is his name. He just memorized another cat's name when
Speaker 1: I did beat Bobby Flay and his cat's name was Nacho,
Speaker 1: and I had to like create a mnemonic device. Remember that,
Speaker 1: And so a new cat within a week of me
Speaker 1: memorizing that name. That's why if it up and I
Speaker 1: haven't met met it yet. Yeah, I mean no, it's
Speaker 1: tough two cats. It's a yeah. No, Nicki's never come
Speaker 1: into my apartment. She's waiting for it to be perfectly ready. No,
Speaker 1: I've been in the apartment. I love your apartment. I
Speaker 1: haven't been in town really, And now you have a
Speaker 1: a disease? Is it? It's COVID disease. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, all I know is that COVID. I have
Speaker 1: high blood pressure. Remember I told you about that years ago,
Speaker 1: and I was trying to get it down. I haven't.
Speaker 1: It's funny when a doctor asked you and you haven't
Speaker 1: gone on a like you find out you have high
Speaker 1: blood pressure. I never really went back and like worked
Speaker 1: on it to realize like as it gone. I'm just
Speaker 1: impressed that you even got that diagnosis. Like I just yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm I'm impressed with you. Like you you
Speaker 1: got COVID. We we both got exposed to COVID. Uh
Speaker 1: Friday night. We were like in the tiniest we were
Speaker 1: like in a COVID um it was. It would be
Speaker 1: like what you put people in to give them COVID
Speaker 1: so you can study them. We were in that room
Speaker 1: with Natasha and Mosha at Moontower in Austin, a little
Speaker 1: tiny green room at the Paramount Theater, which was the
Speaker 1: best theater I've ever performed in in terms of like comedy,
Speaker 1: acoustics and just the people. But um, it was worth it.
Speaker 1: I loved hanging out with them. And then the next
Speaker 1: it's so funny because we were talking about how Natasha
Speaker 1: is like, you know, I I haven't gotten COVID yet.
Speaker 1: I I literally do nothing. I don't do anything. I
Speaker 1: just didn't want to get it. And she wasn't what
Speaker 1: are you talking about it? That's just how she talks.
Speaker 1: But she was like, no, Nikki, I literally do nothing.
Speaker 1: And there's a picture of us that and she actually
Speaker 1: took a picture of me at one point and she
Speaker 1: sent it to me later and she goes, this was
Speaker 1: mid transition, transmission, mid transmiss But the next day, you know,
Speaker 1: we get the call from I get a call from Mosha.
Speaker 1: We're pulling into wherever, and he's like, Natasha has COVID
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, oh, like, we didn't even care.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just you know, we've we're vas were boostered,
Speaker 1: we've traveled so much. We've definitely been in contact with
Speaker 1: you with COVID. The irony, everyone's getting it, and the
Speaker 1: airlines just lifted the mask mandate. Did you hear that?
Speaker 1: Everyone on planes like the you know, they're getting over
Speaker 1: the thing and they're going well mass air now optional
Speaker 1: starting now, and people are throwing them off and cheering
Speaker 1: like I've reading reading I'm redditing, uh reading on Reddit
Speaker 1: all about it. Um, but you tested Popo? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: tested Popo Sunday. Um. I was feeling a little on
Speaker 1: their weather and in Sunday night I was really fucked up.
Speaker 1: So then um our show runner a lee from Nicky
Speaker 1: Glazer Welcome Home comes watch it on May first, all
Speaker 1: gonna try again. I just feel felt rushed. I don't
Speaker 1: know why. Welcome Home Nicky Glazer. That sounds like there's
Speaker 1: an exclamation point. Yeah there is. It's just has like
Speaker 1: it's drunk. It's just look, I still think it should
Speaker 1: be analized nicky glazer. Come on down now it's and
Speaker 1: it got to the higher ups and eat it got
Speaker 1: shot down. Um. So she posted that you had COVID
Speaker 1: and she wrote you yeah, and she's like, look, I had.
Speaker 1: I thought I was out of the Weird thing about
Speaker 1: COVID is you can be like fine, you think, and
Speaker 1: then a day later it's like, now I'm still in
Speaker 1: your bitch, you know, right still here. So she got
Speaker 1: a doctor packs lovid is a drug and anti viral
Speaker 1: drug that's like the drug it's the COVID drug, but
Speaker 1: you have to take it within like thirty six hours
Speaker 1: of getting symptoms right away. And then so I she's like,
Speaker 1: I'll have my doctor call you. And I was like okay,
Speaker 1: Like I never would have done this. It's so nice.
Speaker 1: She's such like a mama bear, like she's found like
Speaker 1: a pharmacy that has it. Like it was extreme. It
Speaker 1: was extremely nice. That's the person that was in charge
Speaker 1: of putting my family and friends on the reality show.
Speaker 1: Like that's who you want in charge. He's not gonna
Speaker 1: take advantage. Go on. So the doctor's like, I'm universal
Speaker 1: with my kids. After I get out of there, I'll
Speaker 1: I'm like, I probably got him out of there quicker.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he wasn't loving it. But he called me
Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, He's like, oh, I'd love to
Speaker 1: stay here, but I gotta help this random guy i've
Speaker 1: never met. Um he called me. He's like, then, when
Speaker 1: you talk to a doctor, you can feel as sick
Speaker 1: as you can. But once you talk to a doctor,
Speaker 1: like you're like, I'm not gonna die anymore. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is about a soothing voice of a physician.
Speaker 1: And I think, you know, my dad always talked about
Speaker 1: like bedside manner, Um, you know, when you blow your
Speaker 1: patient no, But like I don't, I don't know what like,
Speaker 1: But being a doctor is making people feel okay with
Speaker 1: because a lot of times doctors, it is so important,
Speaker 1: But a lot of times doctors have terrible bedside manner.
Speaker 1: The side manner sounds like a subdivision that you into
Speaker 1: when they're ready to when you're ready to say goodbye, mom, Dad,
Speaker 1: I got you a condo at bedside manner, and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be the asked gate you passed through before the
Speaker 1: pearly ones. Your parents are going to heaven over there are, Um, wait,
Speaker 1: just get so, but I like that. So you grew
Speaker 1: up hearing about this elusive bedside manner, your dad talking
Speaker 1: about how it's important. But you're right, like there's something
Speaker 1: very soothing about a doctor just but so much so
Speaker 1: often as women, we read about and and also you
Speaker 1: hear about, uh, black people like don't have their pain
Speaker 1: taken seriously because there's like a doctors tend to think,
Speaker 1: you know, there's been studies of it of black people
Speaker 1: don't can like are can take more pain than white people,
Speaker 1: and so there's not as much empathy for them, and
Speaker 1: they that's why a lot of black women die in
Speaker 1: childbirth because their pain is not taken seriously, Like they
Speaker 1: have way more They have a higher death rate during
Speaker 1: childbirth than than white women. And then also women in
Speaker 1: general um are kind of treated like, oh, you're hysterical,
Speaker 1: like we're always like crampy and bampy and I'm cody
Speaker 1: body baby boo, and so I think that when we
Speaker 1: actually like our pain isn't taken seriously, but it's it's
Speaker 1: so soothing when like when I had a U T
Speaker 1: I and I just emailed my doctor, who I haven't
Speaker 1: seen fucking forever because she's in l A. The second
Speaker 1: time I emailed for her firm me and she goes,
Speaker 1: you gotta kind of come in and see me, you know,
Speaker 1: like I gotta make some money for this. But she
Speaker 1: was so nice to be, like just think just writing
Speaker 1: like my vagina is falling off again. Honestly, you got
Speaker 1: you got, I gotta see you in person, lady, Like,
Speaker 1: she just was like this is normal. I was like,
Speaker 1: I've never gotten him in my life. It's I feel
Speaker 1: like I have to shoot out of my vagina constantly
Speaker 1: and it won't come out. Like I described everything. I
Speaker 1: was on the way to six your email subject on
Speaker 1: that U T I help ss all caps possibly covid
Speaker 1: um but yeah it is. It does feel good, uh
Speaker 1: too so your but your doctor said that COVID loves
Speaker 1: high blood pressure. Yeah, and he's like you COVID being personified,
Speaker 1: like COVID goes like can't yeah, like I dressis a COVID,
Speaker 1: like drooling and like being like like yeah, I like
Speaker 1: just a horny little boy, be like looking on that
Speaker 1: blood Oh it's high. Yeah, that's what it was like.
Speaker 1: And uh so, apparently if you have high blood pressure
Speaker 1: you can get into your cells easier, apparently, and did
Speaker 1: not freak you out a little bit about dying from
Speaker 1: COVID at any point? Were you that sick? Because I
Speaker 1: kept checking in on you and I was like, because
Speaker 1: you were like, I feel like hell, and I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I'm always curious about how people feel because
Speaker 1: I want to know, like, what does it? Because I
Speaker 1: do not bragging. I rarely get sick, so I don't
Speaker 1: understand what when people are like, I'm so sick. I
Speaker 1: just want to know, like, what's the feeling? Like what?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just think more than anything, it's
Speaker 1: brain frog. It's delirious nous. It's like feeling like you
Speaker 1: can't connect with your own body, with your own mind. Well,
Speaker 1: brain frog is how you describe brain fog when you
Speaker 1: have brain fog. I didn't say frog. Did I got
Speaker 1: a little bit of a thing. Yeah, there was something.
Speaker 1: They're jump in my throat, um, hop at my skip.
Speaker 1: Wait does that get so your birthday the celebrations were
Speaker 1: I know you were going to go out to dinner,
Speaker 1: you were gonna get maybe a facial You're gonna probably
Speaker 1: like you were just gonna have a nice evening you
Speaker 1: were getting back from tour. It was going to be
Speaker 1: like a nice calm You're probably gonna play some golf. Um.
Speaker 1: But that didn't happen. But is it is a birthday
Speaker 1: you'll remember at least that's what I said yesterday. I
Speaker 1: was like, I was telling brand I was like, I
Speaker 1: know that this kind of sucks that I couldn't really
Speaker 1: do any of that ship. But you know me, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty fucking simple. I was very happy with like not
Speaker 1: doing anything, and I will remember. I will, yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: But going back to a doctor with the high blood pressure,
Speaker 1: when when a doctor asked you, like, you know, what
Speaker 1: meds are you on? Do you have any medical history?
Speaker 1: For some reason, whenever doctor asked me if I have
Speaker 1: medical history, you know, when you're going through the line
Speaker 1: at the airport and and you think you have coke
Speaker 1: in your bag because you were in Vegas or whatever,
Speaker 1: like you think you did something wrong. Yeah, So when
Speaker 1: they're like what's your medical history, like do you have
Speaker 1: any And I'm like, uh, yeah, I think I had
Speaker 1: cancer last year. Like in my mind, I'm like thinking
Speaker 1: about I don't know, like I almost have to prove
Speaker 1: in that I do have liked you're almost like because
Speaker 1: you feel like you'd be lying if you said no, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like you have a week, you know that line, You're
Speaker 1: like three last week, but before then zero for three
Speaker 1: years pretty much, you know. That's what funny? Was it?
Speaker 1: This weekend when there was a guy there was a
Speaker 1: chef that came in and made us an whole meal
Speaker 1: in um just in box. It was in Dallas, and
Speaker 1: he made us this whole vegan uh for free course meal.
Speaker 1: It was beautiful, and he was talking about being sober
Speaker 1: and thirteen years, and an I was like, oh, I have,
Speaker 1: um eleven years. And I was like, oh I have
Speaker 1: ten years, and Andrews like I have I have nine days?
Speaker 1: What was it? It was so funny, I have five days.
Speaker 1: It was such a good moment because I wasn't even
Speaker 1: thinking about it. We were just going around just like
Speaker 1: kind of saying are and I don't even count, Like
Speaker 1: I haven't been sober for ten I've been sober from
Speaker 1: alcohol for ten years. But um, that was just it
Speaker 1: made me laugh so hard, so funny whenever someone's like
Speaker 1: it's all about the streak. Baby that yeah, but it it.
Speaker 1: I will say, we talked about the streak before, and
Speaker 1: I'm not responding to anything I got feedback on. But
Speaker 1: I think that a lot of times that streak is
Speaker 1: something that keeps severe attic sober, and so I like
Speaker 1: it for them, like being able to say years like
Speaker 1: that's a big deal for some people who have had
Speaker 1: their lives like in the fucking gutter to say thirteen
Speaker 1: years whatever. Like for me, I don't. I like to
Speaker 1: lose track of streaks because I get obsessive about them.
Speaker 1: But um, you know what, and even if alcoholics are
Speaker 1: obsessive about the streak, it's better that than being obsessed
Speaker 1: with alcohol. But I do agree with you that you know,
Speaker 1: streaks are what I said it on the podcast before,
Speaker 1: they are what tech companies use to psychologically get us
Speaker 1: addicted to their things. They know we love a streak,
Speaker 1: so that so try to fight streaks as much as
Speaker 1: you can in life and be easy with yourself to go, Okay,
Speaker 1: I can skip a gym day. I don't need to go, oh,
Speaker 1: I've done the gym nine days in a row. Like,
Speaker 1: take moderation, let yourself. And that's why I said to
Speaker 1: Andrew like you can. Okay, so you have three years
Speaker 1: and now you drank two nights in a row. You
Speaker 1: can go back to just not drinking, or you can
Speaker 1: go like, just be easy, because if you feel defeated,
Speaker 1: if you feel what leads to addictive behavior and abusing
Speaker 1: sub sence is is the feeling we have towards ourselves.
Speaker 1: It doesn't it's not about the drink, it's not about
Speaker 1: the food. It's about feeling bad and needing to anesthetize
Speaker 1: that feeling. So when you funk up your streak, don't
Speaker 1: punish yourself. Be like, Okay, well I did it. We'll go,
Speaker 1: but like, just be gentle. I have a hilarious thing
Speaker 1: to tell you about that I don't even know that
Speaker 1: I'm ready to tell you guys about after we come
Speaker 1: back from Okay. It's so insane, and I'm really worried
Speaker 1: about even talking about it because it's just it's the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing maybe that's ever happened to me. And I'm
Speaker 1: not joking. So it was last night, what should oh?
Speaker 1: I thought you should shins when I gave that guy
Speaker 1: a shin job um because I didn't want to touch
Speaker 1: his penis. I gotta bring that joke back in my act.
Speaker 1: That was really good. Um. No, it is weirder than
Speaker 1: shittens what I did last night. All right, Well we'll
Speaker 1: hear about that when we get back right after this.
Speaker 1: Andrew coming now now you're not okay, welcome back to
Speaker 1: the show. All right. I think I'm ready to divulge
Speaker 1: what happened. I'm just saying, going for it. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, I wasn't gonna do it. You could not
Speaker 1: guess if you tried, you could not guess. Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: give you guess. Okay, it is inspired from It happened
Speaker 1: because of Whitney commings. Okay, it happened because, Yeah, this
Speaker 1: would not have happened in my life had Whitney compings not. Um.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to do with the family constellations. WHOA, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm excited. Okay, I have to. So did I tell
Speaker 1: you about this on the podcast? Okay, you talked about
Speaker 1: what it was I which, by the way, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is to this day. So
Speaker 1: I talked to this woman. You guys, if you didn't hear,
Speaker 1: I talked to this woman the other day to have
Speaker 1: like a preliminary talk about what this would be. I
Speaker 1: found out during the talk I knew nothing about it.
Speaker 1: Whitney was just like, oh, in my past, I learned
Speaker 1: that I was scared of horse carriages because in my past,
Speaker 1: my you know, great great grandfather like had something to
Speaker 1: do with horsecared or something like that. So she's like,
Speaker 1: So I call this woman. She's talking to me about
Speaker 1: my fears, and I'm like, how does this work? And
Speaker 1: I kind of glean that it's like a psychic thing,
Speaker 1: which I am only now really open to it, like
Speaker 1: it maybe thinking psychics have some sort of actual ability,
Speaker 1: which I believe mostly that they're full of shit. I
Speaker 1: only believe Psyche's real because of Tyler Henry and his
Speaker 1: Netflix show. It's made me believe and like people are intuitive.
Speaker 1: I don't think he is like a Charlotte in who
Speaker 1: is trying to like get famous from this thing. It's
Speaker 1: just it would be too weird, it would be too
Speaker 1: out of character for him. Um. So I talked to
Speaker 1: this woman the other day for about an hour. She
Speaker 1: talked to me about my fears. I said, I have
Speaker 1: fears of perfectionism. I have fears of you know, um,
Speaker 1: streaks of h I have fears of being unloved. I
Speaker 1: have fears of you know. I just talked about all
Speaker 1: my stuff, and it was actually pretty hard for me
Speaker 1: to come up with stuff because I feel so accepting
Speaker 1: of these things. There's not I really don't feel like
Speaker 1: I need to fix anything in my life, Like I
Speaker 1: have tools to fix the things. I have a recovery program.
Speaker 1: I I already like, I'm not saying I'm fixed because
Speaker 1: I love that things keep bubbling up because it makes me,
Speaker 1: you know, who I am, and it makes challenges in
Speaker 1: my life and it makes me do weird cookie things.
Speaker 1: But I just don't need another thing to fix things,
Speaker 1: you know. And I felt like this was a little
Speaker 1: bit it had some twelve step stuff in it, it
Speaker 1: had some therapy type stuff. But then she started talking
Speaker 1: about you know, she started just reading through the phone,
Speaker 1: like something happened to you when your four and a half,
Speaker 1: Your your parents put some kind of punishment on you,
Speaker 1: like and she I thought she was giving an example
Speaker 1: of what our work would look like because this was preliminary.
Speaker 1: I thought she was because I was like, how does
Speaker 1: this work? And she goes, okay, well, you know, and
Speaker 1: she's talking me through and she goes, so, let me
Speaker 1: just see it happened to you. Let's go buy years one, two, three, four, four?
Speaker 1: Okay is it four? No, it's five. No, it's four
Speaker 1: and a half. Something up And I go an example,
Speaker 1: or is this what you're feeling. She's like, no, something
Speaker 1: happened at four and a half. I'm like, okay, I
Speaker 1: don't really even know what that would be. Um, I
Speaker 1: blacked out everything at four and a half, so clearly
Speaker 1: nothing happened. Um, that's a joke. But so last night
Speaker 1: I have my session with her. I was supposed to
Speaker 1: be in l A. But like we talked about in
Speaker 1: the first part of the show, I thought I was
Speaker 1: getting sick around the time Andrew was getting sick, a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff happened. I was headed to the airport
Speaker 1: to go to l A yesterday or on um, sorry
Speaker 1: Sunday morning. I was supposed to be in l A
Speaker 1: all week. Andrew texts me he goes back to St.
Speaker 1: Louis much earlier than me. I'm in the middle of
Speaker 1: the day. I'm late for my flight and my bags
Speaker 1: are not gonna be checked, so I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: on the later flight to l A. As I'm doing that,
Speaker 1: texting Jen Jen, my assistant, trying to figure it out.
Speaker 1: Andrew text me, I tested positive for COVID and I'm like, yes,
Speaker 1: because I just did not feel like l A. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to go back home and I was already
Speaker 1: feeling kind of sick. And I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I just want to go home anyway. I'm missing home,
Speaker 1: missing my dog, even though I don't have my fucking dog.
Speaker 1: So I write Jan, screw finding this a later flight,
Speaker 1: l A. Let's go to St. Louis. Then I go
Speaker 1: to St. Louis And I was supposed to be in
Speaker 1: l A having the session with this woman last night
Speaker 1: Monday night. We're supposed to go from seven and she
Speaker 1: said it's two hours long. So last night I get on, um,
Speaker 1: she moves it slightly, so it's seven thirty my time,
Speaker 1: seven thirty my time. I get on with her on
Speaker 1: Zoom and I really am still unclear about what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I don't know what this is at all, and she's
Speaker 1: kind of talking to me about She goes, well, you
Speaker 1: know a lot of people think humans are humans have
Speaker 1: been around for billions of years. And I was just
Speaker 1: like h and she goes, a lot of people think
Speaker 1: we did not derive, We did not evolve from monkeys
Speaker 1: from apes, and I go, I'm I'm really gonna have
Speaker 1: a hard time with that, because that's like I've I'm
Speaker 1: very indoctrinated by my whole belief system is evolution, and um,
Speaker 1: I have like science to support it, and I just
Speaker 1: believe that, And she goes, I did too for four
Speaker 1: or five years. But it's actually, Yahweh was the great creator.
Speaker 1: He created humans. Humans are a are the royal species.
Speaker 1: It was about like humans being royal. Aliens have studied us.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of It was a lot right away,
Speaker 1: and I go, doesn't take weeks, months, years to get
Speaker 1: someone on board with these kinds of concepts, Like it
Speaker 1: was just like introductory, Like okay, so humans have been
Speaker 1: around for billions of years um, and we are all
Speaker 1: on this quant This this work is on a quantum level,
Speaker 1: which means what she does with Family Consolation is she
Speaker 1: taps into she's intuitive. She believes that all humans are
Speaker 1: intuitive and we do not tap into our intuitive powers.
Speaker 1: And so she teaches me. It doesn't even teach me.
Speaker 1: She just asked me questions. And I have to just
Speaker 1: intuit the feeling, and what we do is we go
Speaker 1: back and repair family ancestral history of you know, we
Speaker 1: have billions, we have millions of like thousands, millions whatever
Speaker 1: is of answers? You remember any of the questions. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's about to get fucking weird. Believe you me, it's
Speaker 1: about to get weird. So I have no idea what
Speaker 1: this work is. So I'm sitting there. This probably takes
Speaker 1: thirty minutes. She's talking about how we go back and
Speaker 1: repair different examples of like how this is. Her brother
Speaker 1: does this work too. I'm really just kind of going
Speaker 1: along with it because Whitney said, whether or not it
Speaker 1: does anything for you, believe in it. It's just a
Speaker 1: good story. She was right, So I'm trying to actually
Speaker 1: believe it, you know, I'm trying to just like wrap
Speaker 1: my head around what would it be like to just
Speaker 1: surrender to this is true, you know, like instead of
Speaker 1: me being a skeptical a time, just like enjoy it.
Speaker 1: So I'm on board. I'm like, just be a fucking
Speaker 1: believer in this. So then we start doing the work,
Speaker 1: which is so we go back. She takes on. She's
Speaker 1: like your yellow shirt, I'm red shirt. She's wearing a
Speaker 1: red shirt. I'm wearing a yellow, uh blue lemon shirt.
Speaker 1: And she's like, your yellow shirt. Now we are going
Speaker 1: to take on the rolls of different ancestors from your past.
Speaker 1: I don't know who these people are. They're just going
Speaker 1: to come through. Let's set an intention, let's set energy
Speaker 1: out there. And so we take a second and then
Speaker 1: she's like, okay, I'm I'm red shirt, and I'm going
Speaker 1: to show she interacts with me. And this is all
Speaker 1: stuff I've glean because it's very confusing. I'm just go
Speaker 1: she doesn't explain it well enough. I have to say
Speaker 1: if I could give her some notes, I just I
Speaker 1: don't know anything about this. All of a sudden, she's like, okay,
Speaker 1: your red yellow shirt. I'm red shirt. Okay, I'm red shirt,
Speaker 1: all right? Oh oh, I don't want to even look
Speaker 1: at you. I can't even look at you. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm looking over here. I'm not looking at you.
Speaker 1: I do not like what you did to me. And
Speaker 1: she's and I start going, okay, I don't. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to like just feel I'm a character or now in
Speaker 1: my past. I don't know who I am how am
Speaker 1: I relating to this red shirt? So red shirt? It
Speaker 1: turns out she starts going, okay, um, what am I?
Speaker 1: Who am I? She's talking to like a great spirit
Speaker 1: or something. I don't even know who's talking to the universe.
Speaker 1: She's like, who am I? She goes, am I? How
Speaker 1: old am I am? My girl? Yes? And my boy? No? Now,
Speaker 1: I always have to double check because sometimes you think
Speaker 1: it's a girl because you have your own preconceived notions
Speaker 1: of what a girl is and and but I'm feeling okay,
Speaker 1: it's a girl. Okay, how old am I? Let's go by?
Speaker 1: Do we go by years? No? Do we go by months? No?
Speaker 1: Do we go by weeks? Yes? Okay? One? Two, two
Speaker 1: weeks old? Okay? Ah? My neck? Ah? I feel and
Speaker 1: I feel someone holding my arms and my neck. I
Speaker 1: feel was I shaken? Am I a shaken baby? Yes? Okay?
Speaker 1: Who is yellow shirt? Who is this to me? Is
Speaker 1: this is this my mother? No? I can't look at you.
Speaker 1: I can't look at you. Okay, is it my Is
Speaker 1: it my father? No? Okay, yellow shirt? How are you
Speaker 1: feeling in relation to me? And I'm just like fucking
Speaker 1: weirded out. I don't know, like I'm Nikki, like, I
Speaker 1: am not my great I don't know who I am,
Speaker 1: and so I'm just like, okay, what do I feel?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, um, that you're being ridiculous. I didn't
Speaker 1: know if that was my answers are coming through or Nikki,
Speaker 1: you know. So I'm like, I honestly feel like you're
Speaker 1: exaggerating and like you deserved it or whatever, like I
Speaker 1: was just trying to tap into, like what I felt
Speaker 1: from this woman who was like pretending to be a
Speaker 1: baby that couldn't look at me, that was shaken, And
Speaker 1: she goes, Okay, was this a nanny? So it turns
Speaker 1: out that I am a nanny. I am a caregiver
Speaker 1: that this baby's mother purposely gave over to the caregiver
Speaker 1: because the mother didn't want the baby, because the baby
Speaker 1: was born deformed and the mother didn't want it, so
Speaker 1: she purposely put it in the care of someone who
Speaker 1: was abusive, who she knew would shake the baby. And
Speaker 1: I'm the person who shook the baby. And so then
Speaker 1: she starts as the baby saying, I release to the
Speaker 1: universe my victimization because this baby feeling like a victim
Speaker 1: has permeated my family history. Back and backwards and forwards,
Speaker 1: and has led to all of this victimization of like
Speaker 1: all my ancestors feeling like victims. Any questions so far,
Speaker 1: you guys in my black shirt, Yes, who are you
Speaker 1: to me? Black shirt? I mean yes, the beginning, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna I will try to like make it as
Speaker 1: short as possible, but this is just the beginning. So
Speaker 1: then I, as yellow Shirt, really get into character and
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, actually, you know what I feel like.
Speaker 1: I feel like I did that baby a favor because
Speaker 1: life is sucking hard, and we figured out this is
Speaker 1: five generations from me or whatever, you know, like we're
Speaker 1: doing fucking this is acting right, So five generations ago,
Speaker 1: it's like eighteen twenty, and I'm like, on slee life sucks,
Speaker 1: and I did this baby a favor by shaking it
Speaker 1: because my life is hell. I'm like a weird wet nurse.
Speaker 1: And yes, Noah, is there any way for you to
Speaker 1: verify this with your family tree? So then yes, thank
Speaker 1: you very much. So then no, there's no way for
Speaker 1: me to verify that unless I was to do some
Speaker 1: really deep digging, which I haven't, I might be inspired
Speaker 1: to do just a fact check. So then we so
Speaker 1: I release the guilt I feel over shaking this baby,
Speaker 1: and the anger I feel that the baby. I released
Speaker 1: all this stuff. So it's so on a quantum level,
Speaker 1: it supposed to permeate through not only me, but my
Speaker 1: you know, Poppy, my parents, and like all of this
Speaker 1: healing will happen in my life now because of that.
Speaker 1: Then she takes on, so she takes on a bunch
Speaker 1: of different people. We are an hour and forty five
Speaker 1: minutes in and I'm looking at the cock being like,
Speaker 1: and I'm tired, because this makes this drains you because
Speaker 1: you keep you're taking on these characters You're trying to
Speaker 1: like really pull your energy. I mean, it was late
Speaker 1: at night and I had a long day, so maybe
Speaker 1: that's why I was tired, But I was starting to
Speaker 1: go I was really trying to believe it, because why
Speaker 1: not why sit there skeptically the whole time? Like I
Speaker 1: was just like, let's just have fun. And then it
Speaker 1: gets to two hours and she goes, how are you
Speaker 1: on time? And now at this point we're different. We've
Speaker 1: been different people in my past, and I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: bore you with those, but it was all this stuff
Speaker 1: and I go I'm good, meaning like this was good
Speaker 1: for me. I'm done, and she goes, okay, so okay,
Speaker 1: now I'm white shirt. She takes off her jacket and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, and she goes, you're a gray
Speaker 1: shirt and I'm like, oh god, because I'm wearing like
Speaker 1: a thing underneath. And I'm like, oh god, here we
Speaker 1: go again. Then she becomes someone else. She keeps asking like,
Speaker 1: who is this person? I can't even again, I have
Speaker 1: a great relationship with my mother. You're my father, and
Speaker 1: I hate you. I don't like you, but my mom. Oh,
Speaker 1: this feels inappropriate. How much I love my mom. She's
Speaker 1: just smiling in the corner at mom, being like I
Speaker 1: love you. I love and I'm just like and I'm
Speaker 1: the dad, just being like I'm just acting like this,
Speaker 1: and she goes, how do you feel in relation to
Speaker 1: me white shirt? And I'm like, I feel disgusted, Like
Speaker 1: I think it's weird that you're like so close with
Speaker 1: your mom. And then it gives into this old thing.
Speaker 1: Then I turned into my grandpa. And then this is
Speaker 1: where I started going, Okay, so I'm my grandpa. No, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm a grandpa. She is my grandma. At one point,
Speaker 1: and she's like, I'm a pistol because she finds out
Speaker 1: I go, you know, they were divorced when my dad
Speaker 1: was very young. She's like, I'm a little pistol and
Speaker 1: he you don't understand me, you can't handle me. And
Speaker 1: I did your did your grandma leave your grandpa? And
Speaker 1: I go yeah, and she goes, you just you know what,
Speaker 1: you didn't give me enough attention. You weren't you weren't
Speaker 1: there for me. You didn't understand me. And I go,
Speaker 1: he also beat the ship out of her, and she's like,
Speaker 1: that's the ringing in my ear. Okay, I'm getting like
Speaker 1: someone hit me in my ear and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that might be like the guns he like shot
Speaker 1: off in the house when he was violently drunk, and
Speaker 1: that's why she left. And so then it becomes like
Speaker 1: it just shifts, Yeah, that's she's the best. So no,
Speaker 1: there's a fistal next to my head. So it just shifts.
Speaker 1: And I start to see like the little stuff you
Speaker 1: give them, what they do with it. And I do
Speaker 1: believe this woman believes what she's doing. But I was
Speaker 1: did this for three hours and I'm texting Whitney on
Speaker 1: the side, like I am role playing as my closeted
Speaker 1: great great uncle, and I don't like this is the
Speaker 1: most dramatic, this is the best acting like we should Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, by the way, at any point
Speaker 1: where you like she would make a great acting coach,
Speaker 1: at least I'm getting that out. Yeah yeah. I was like,
Speaker 1: does it feel like she's almost showing how good she
Speaker 1: is as opposed to like really getting to anything. No,
Speaker 1: I mean I believed her, Andrew, It's a weird thing,
Speaker 1: like I believe that she was. I was kind of
Speaker 1: like looking at her tissue, like is it actually wet?
Speaker 1: Is she wiping? Can I see tears? But then I
Speaker 1: saw tears and she was like, I you know, I'm
Speaker 1: an EmPATH and I already like feel so much, but
Speaker 1: I I I So it just all the stuff just
Speaker 1: started coming out. So I wrote, so part of it
Speaker 1: was my was I playing. My grandpa was watching. It
Speaker 1: was something about my grandpa's family and like he was
Speaker 1: very close with his mother, his dad was jealous of
Speaker 1: them or whatever, and so I wrote my dad being like,
Speaker 1: what was your relationship? What was Grandpa's relationship like with
Speaker 1: his mom and dad? And that's where I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll fact check this, and my dad goes, I don't know.
Speaker 1: And my dad knows everything about his dad about like
Speaker 1: my dad's obsessed with lineage, and he goes, I don't know,
Speaker 1: and I was like okay, and he goes, I have
Speaker 1: a feeling that his dad beat him a lot. Um.
Speaker 1: That's just a feeling I have. And I go, well,
Speaker 1: I could have told you that because grandpa beat you.
Speaker 1: You know, Grandpa was abusive and hurt people, hurt like
Speaker 1: you know, of course he got beat and my dad
Speaker 1: just wrote back yep, And so I think it was
Speaker 1: very painful for my dad. But this what this does
Speaker 1: is it does get me into my like exploring, like okay,
Speaker 1: I want to fact check this now. And it was
Speaker 1: interesting and it was like it was experience and Whitney
Speaker 1: and I don't think I'll go I'll have to limit
Speaker 1: them the one hour sessions because this was so it
Speaker 1: was three hours until ten ten thirty at night. I
Speaker 1: was playing the role of my ancestors and it was
Speaker 1: so weird. Do you ever find yourself? It honestly reminds
Speaker 1: me of like when I I think I hear people
Speaker 1: do sexual weird things. Where they're like, this guy wanted
Speaker 1: me to do this thing, and I don't know. I
Speaker 1: was just up for it, and like we were doing
Speaker 1: a three some and I'm like, how did you do that?
Speaker 1: That's so scary. I felt like that, like I felt
Speaker 1: like I was being a little bit coerced into doing
Speaker 1: this very weird thing, and at one point you just
Speaker 1: give in and you go, okay, let me just like
Speaker 1: see what I can do. And I maybe this didn't
Speaker 1: pay off as much as I alluded to like to
Speaker 1: it like saying it was, but it truly was the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing I've ever done, because acting like my ancestors
Speaker 1: when you don't really believe it, it was so weird.
Speaker 1: And also it was just on Zook the conclusion, and
Speaker 1: also her son's minecraft kept going off on the computer
Speaker 1: and be like, I'm just feeling like I'm going to
Speaker 1: forgive you for being violent and be like beating but
Speaker 1: ding but ding, and I would just see her eyes
Speaker 1: kind of go to the side and go like like
Speaker 1: look at the alerts and kind to get frustrated, and
Speaker 1: I release my resentment and I released my victim. But
Speaker 1: ding ding Ding, It's just like, what is my life?
Speaker 1: And Why how do these fucking spirits come through on Zoom?
Speaker 1: How are they getting it to work? How it's just
Speaker 1: it all. I was very much like I would love
Speaker 1: Sam Harris to weigh in on this and how much
Speaker 1: of an ey roll this is? But you know what,
Speaker 1: you don't You can't learn new things unless you open
Speaker 1: your mind to actually accepting them and not walking in
Speaker 1: cynically to everything in life. And so it was a
Speaker 1: lesson in that. Yeah, it feels like it's like taking
Speaker 1: ayahuasca without taking a drug. Like this was our ability
Speaker 1: to kind of release and let go and and kind
Speaker 1: of you know, take off that like skeptic brain that
Speaker 1: we all have, which is which you can learn a
Speaker 1: lot about yourself when you do that. That being said,
Speaker 1: three hours of that skeptic brain, it starts to like
Speaker 1: for an hour, I can let it go for three hours.
Speaker 1: I start texting my friends saying, you would not believe
Speaker 1: what's happening. And I did record it on Zoom so
Speaker 1: I could have it for myself. She told me to,
Speaker 1: But it's on our work computer and I didn't want
Speaker 1: to save it because it was a three hour video session.
Speaker 1: But man, I wish I could. Well, how did it conclude, like,
Speaker 1: how does it end? How does it with her going
Speaker 1: okay at three hours? Okay, she goes okay, now Sam
Speaker 1: shirt and I go, I gotta be honest, I can't
Speaker 1: do it. I go, I am exhausted and I gotta go.
Speaker 1: My grandpa says that my grandpa's coming through, and he's
Speaker 1: telling me that I need to watch the next episode
Speaker 1: of the Ultimatum with my boyfriend over the phone. That's
Speaker 1: what he wants us to do, and I want to
Speaker 1: release me from the guilt of finishing the session early.
Speaker 1: Um so I did watch the Ultimatum, which is amazing.
Speaker 1: Let's get to you. Woren't too many layers, Nick. That's
Speaker 1: the funniest part about this is that she had on
Speaker 1: so many sure. Oh my god. She's like, I'm nude,
Speaker 1: bra and I'm like, oh god, please keep on. I'm
Speaker 1: in her tits. Oh boy, it's Tuesday, folks. You know
Speaker 1: what that means. It is Tuesday. I hope you're having
Speaker 1: all the swells out there, And um, I haven't been
Speaker 1: because you know, I've been dying from a virus. I'm
Speaker 1: on a venerlator right now, just kidding. Everything's fine, all right.
Speaker 1: I did test negative just now, and I want to
Speaker 1: say the COVID test that uh, thank you so much
Speaker 1: to Brenna, shout out, love you so much, miss you
Speaker 1: so much. She gave me one of her tests. When
Speaker 1: you do the COVID test, the line shows up either
Speaker 1: C or T in my line CT, like when you're
Speaker 1: positive cen T show Oh it's both. It's oh well,
Speaker 1: I just I didn't read the instructions and I just
Speaker 1: saw a line on sea and I was like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: that's COVID, and Andrew goes no. I sent a picture.
Speaker 1: I go, mama's got it, and he goes, no, you don't.
Speaker 1: Let's just see. I'm like, so I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: have COVID. I just have a cold from um uh
Speaker 1: my boyfriend who gave me cold. But um, COVID's out there.
Speaker 1: Even though no one's wearing masks anymore. People are. It's
Speaker 1: surgeon um, surgeon general. Let's get to the first news story. Alright.
Speaker 1: A man wins a four hundred and fifty thousand dollar
Speaker 1: lawsuit after his coworkers threw him in office birthday party
Speaker 1: against his wishes that triggered a panic attack. I heard
Speaker 1: about this and I did not click on the article
Speaker 1: because I just go what I had a feeling I
Speaker 1: would hear about it on here. So you're telling me
Speaker 1: the medical and the suffering that he endured because of
Speaker 1: having a panic attack, because of all the tension on
Speaker 1: him from the surprise little cake situation. That's what he
Speaker 1: wants compensation for. It's it's a little bit more complicated
Speaker 1: than that, because he ultimately got fired during this panic
Speaker 1: attack that got him fired, so UM he so they
Speaker 1: threw him an office birthday party and he had to
Speaker 1: go to his car because you know, he had to
Speaker 1: go through all the coping mechanisms. He had to be
Speaker 1: on his own, and UM, his managers were like confused
Speaker 1: and they said that he stole his coworkers joy Um.
Speaker 1: They then later on called him into the office, which
Speaker 1: triggered another panic attack, and ultimately they fired him. So
Speaker 1: the lawsuit was a d and twenty grand and lost
Speaker 1: wages and benefits thirty thousand and future wages. Because the
Speaker 1: company is like a like a medical company that UM
Speaker 1: profited a lot off of the pandemic UM and he
Speaker 1: was not there for that because they fired him. And
Speaker 1: so this is a while ago, this happens and UM
Speaker 1: grand for past, present, and future mental pain and suffering,
Speaker 1: mental anguish, embarrassment, humiliation, mortification, and loss of self esteem. Andrew,
Speaker 1: you have quite a lawsuit against me if this is
Speaker 1: going to hold up in court. No, but you know what,
Speaker 1: I like, this reminds me of me having COVID yesterday,
Speaker 1: where I I didn't even have to return phone calls.
Speaker 1: I didn't do anything. This guy with this birthday, these
Speaker 1: fuckers all made it about them. It had nothing to
Speaker 1: do with him his birthday anymore, to the point where
Speaker 1: they fired him because he caused them to be sad
Speaker 1: that he wasn't happy enough with his cake, Like well
Speaker 1: were You know. There's a part of me though, and
Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying, and I and I want
Speaker 1: to believe that that's like, I want to believe that
Speaker 1: he was wronged. But this guy seems like kind of
Speaker 1: I don't know, he's trying to get a money grab. No,
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like this guy dramatic, this dramatic
Speaker 1: dick like this kind of And I don't know the
Speaker 1: situation because I would hate to be this guy. And
Speaker 1: here some two people on a podcast, you know, saying
Speaker 1: what they think because they don't know anything. But this
Speaker 1: is sort of sort of sounding like, you know, I
Speaker 1: went to a comedy show and like I suffered because
Speaker 1: she brought up this word and like I can't listen,
Speaker 1: Like it reminds me of the girl in high school
Speaker 1: that I wanted attention because this boy that she barely
Speaker 1: even dated broke up with her, and she wanted attention
Speaker 1: from everyone at the party. So when Eric Clapton's you know,
Speaker 1: she go to a party, that song came on Wonderful Tonight,
Speaker 1: she started crying, being like I can't turn it off,
Speaker 1: Like it reminds me of whick please, And it's just
Speaker 1: like there's a little bit of that. But also I
Speaker 1: do understand like some people make birthdays about them and
Speaker 1: like give too much. I mean, that is the classic thing.
Speaker 1: So I can't decide. I just think that when people
Speaker 1: get this litigious, it's just a little susp act. But
Speaker 1: I also it could be the McDonald's burning thing where
Speaker 1: we just go, oh did you get burned, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: her fucking skin burned off to the bone. She maybe
Speaker 1: deserves four million dollars. That makes billions if you're a
Speaker 1: better Jerry on the case, A twelve person Jerry, So
Speaker 1: twelve you know, twelve people had to listen to everything
Speaker 1: and decide that and he got it. Yeah, oh well
Speaker 1: you know what. Good? Well then I trust I mean,
Speaker 1: I'd like to trust juries. But um, you know it
Speaker 1: is interesting that like how good of an employee, like
Speaker 1: if if he was very important to the company, one
Speaker 1: panic attack, temper tantrum, is that going to cause me
Speaker 1: to fire him? Probably not if I was the boss.
Speaker 1: Have you guys ever considered doing a lawsuit? No, because
Speaker 1: it's too many forms. I'd have to mean an attorney,
Speaker 1: I'd have to be so to do it for you?
Speaker 1: Yeah know what to think of what it is? Okay,
Speaker 1: I had I had a lawsuit, Remember I about the
Speaker 1: speaker falling on my head. Um, my lawyer advised me
Speaker 1: to take the settlement because once you call in doctors
Speaker 1: to the podium and all that. He said, suing people
Speaker 1: costs a lot of money and are you sure you
Speaker 1: want to get into this right? And that's why Trump
Speaker 1: constantly can get people silence because he just sues them
Speaker 1: and they don't have money to actually fight it. So
Speaker 1: they just forgot to say. I sued my landlord and
Speaker 1: I had to get I did do a lot, Like
Speaker 1: no bullshit, it's like the most work I've ever done
Speaker 1: in regards to getting shipped together talking to all six
Speaker 1: of my roommates. Yeah, I remember that was being so
Speaker 1: impressed by that, and it was, um, what's it called
Speaker 1: when the lawyer does it for free? Because yeah, pro
Speaker 1: bono because they felt so bad about and they love
Speaker 1: you too. Um, so we did all of this and
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, you guarantee you have a case, blah blah.
Speaker 1: We didn't win, like and it took like three years
Speaker 1: to find out if we'd win or not. And I
Speaker 1: stayed in the apartment probably a year longer than I
Speaker 1: probably would have because I was like, money interesting, whatever, No,
Speaker 1: do you feel like it was? Was it a good
Speaker 1: amount of money? Was it decent? Or where did you
Speaker 1: go back for more? You givet of it to your
Speaker 1: lawyer and then the rest of it is taxed and
Speaker 1: then you're left with like nothing. That's the thing is
Speaker 1: like I whenever, I mean, that's what I do. What's
Speaker 1: that's the math I do? Whenever I get a a job,
Speaker 1: you know, Like I there was something I recently my
Speaker 1: business manager wrote me recently about I'm paying taxes. I
Speaker 1: do it like quarterly, I guess, and the amount of
Speaker 1: money I don't even want to know. It's not mine.
Speaker 1: Like you know, when I get a gig, I take
Speaker 1: away three fourth of it and that is probably what
Speaker 1: I can say I walk away with after all is
Speaker 1: said and done. Really, I mean, I think that it
Speaker 1: would be nice almost. You know. It's almost like when
Speaker 1: you go to Walgreens and I remember as a kid
Speaker 1: being like, why don't they just put the tax on it?
Speaker 1: Because I get it tax changes, but like you always
Speaker 1: get this new higher amount. I just want to know
Speaker 1: what I had, Like I just want to know, Like
Speaker 1: I don't want to see what I would have made
Speaker 1: and what they take out. Just take it out and
Speaker 1: then give it to me, because it feels like it
Speaker 1: was mine then when it was never mine. And also,
Speaker 1: you know, there's been been this TikTok going around that
Speaker 1: I love and and different people kind of say the
Speaker 1: same thing. But how we live in a country where
Speaker 1: they we have to pay taxes obviously, but we have
Speaker 1: to figure out what we have to pay, and they
Speaker 1: could really and then they come after us for like,
Speaker 1: actually you owe this, and it's like if you fucking know,
Speaker 1: then just tell me, don't make me figure it out.
Speaker 1: But the reason they do that is because turbo tax
Speaker 1: and these companies into it. They lobby Congress to make
Speaker 1: it so that they can exist. They don't need to exist.
Speaker 1: They pay Congress to make to make it so that
Speaker 1: this is the system that we have to go through them.
Speaker 1: We have to turbo tax things and pay them to
Speaker 1: do our taxes. They don't need to exist because the
Speaker 1: I r US knows how much we owe, they come
Speaker 1: after us for it. Eventually. It's just so weird. It's
Speaker 1: also way harder if you have like a job like
Speaker 1: we have where you can make money from like nineteen
Speaker 1: different things. It almost and so do like entrepreneurs and
Speaker 1: people starting their own business and almost it's so much
Speaker 1: easier to pay taxes when you just have a normal
Speaker 1: nine to five, like regularly pay Oh, take it out already.
Speaker 1: I could not. I didn't. I had to have my
Speaker 1: dad do it before I got my own business. Man.
Speaker 1: I don't know how people do it. I'm just so
Speaker 1: like asually with an accountant. I don't know how how
Speaker 1: people do it on their own, but they do turbo
Speaker 1: at tax or they you know, are smart enough to
Speaker 1: figure it out. Or they get you know, someone but
Speaker 1: it's or they just don't do it and then they're
Speaker 1: fucked later on down the road. I want to say
Speaker 1: that I almost did a lawsuit um or I looked
Speaker 1: into it when I found that cap in my vagina
Speaker 1: that I thought that that was from a yeast infection
Speaker 1: thing that I didn't even remember doing it. But this
Speaker 1: cap was in my vagina for years possibly, and I
Speaker 1: looked into it. I like wrote lawyers about it, being
Speaker 1: like what this cap was in there a year a
Speaker 1: year and I had infections from like it was a
Speaker 1: cap from a monostat thing was a blue cap that
Speaker 1: I found that my boyfriend, my first boyfriend, found in
Speaker 1: my vagina at the same day that Sully Selimburger landed
Speaker 1: in the Hudson. He was fingering me and goes, what's that.
Speaker 1: I felt it on my dick so much. I always
Speaker 1: feel the screaming dick. Yeah, And he said, um, you know,
Speaker 1: get your flotation divide. Yeah. No, he said, um uh,
Speaker 1: and then he breached his fingers up and pulled out
Speaker 1: this cap and I was like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: the funk this is And it was my first boyfriend.
Speaker 1: I was so nervous about like this guy finding this
Speaker 1: weird thing inside me. We were at a hotel that
Speaker 1: I got for us because we both lived with our
Speaker 1: parents and couldn't like hook up, and um, I you know,
Speaker 1: there's this whole story around it. But I finally find
Speaker 1: out that this cap that I can't identify is from
Speaker 1: a monostat thing because there was this other girl that
Speaker 1: had it too, and she found one in her vagina.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of girls that I found online, not
Speaker 1: a bunch to one of them thought it was aliens
Speaker 1: put it in. I stopped talking to her right away.
Speaker 1: Then the other one was like, no, it's a Monostt
Speaker 1: cap and I was like, oh fuck, because I wrote
Speaker 1: my you know, I wrote lawyers. I wrote my guy
Speaker 1: to college, just being like anything like this, like in
Speaker 1: your office did you leave something in me? Like I
Speaker 1: didn't remember using it? And um, And then I found
Speaker 1: out it was this Monostt cap. So I wrote my
Speaker 1: lawyer being like can we do like what's what do
Speaker 1: we have? And then I realized I'm just a broke
Speaker 1: person looking to make some money off of this unfortunate thing,
Speaker 1: Like I see an opportunity. I wasn't really you know,
Speaker 1: I had some mental anguish because my boyfriend found a
Speaker 1: cap and me and it was embarrassing. Is that financially
Speaker 1: is I'm probably gonna make money off of the story,
Speaker 1: and like the trauma that that gave me, Like it
Speaker 1: just felt it felt like me because people were like,
Speaker 1: NICKI you gotta sue when I was like, okay, I
Speaker 1: mean I'm broke at the time, I'm like, let me
Speaker 1: look into it. And I was just like in the end,
Speaker 1: I was like, no, this would be a lie to
Speaker 1: act like. It was really mental distress so that you
Speaker 1: feel like how did you First of all, how did
Speaker 1: you get the cap? Like did you how did it
Speaker 1: stay in you? You think like do you think you
Speaker 1: had a case? I think you. Yeah. It was like
Speaker 1: that I just didn't read the instructions right, you know,
Speaker 1: and and that that could be like they didn't make
Speaker 1: the instructions clear enough because there were three girls I
Speaker 1: found online who also had the same thing, and this
Speaker 1: I also thought COVID, So you know that's the problem.
Speaker 1: I thought a bed cap. I'm like, there's another one
Speaker 1: in there, there's one of my nose. All right, we
Speaker 1: gotta go. We'll come back with why do I care,
Speaker 1: all right, Why do I care? Why do I care?
Speaker 1: Joe Alwyn reveals if he'll write more songs for his
Speaker 1: girlfriend Taylor Swift under his pseudo Millium Bowery. Um does
Speaker 1: is he? Of course he will? He loves he loved it.
Speaker 1: So in an interview l he responded, it's not a
Speaker 1: plan of mine. No. He They are so private, these two.
Speaker 1: They do a really good job. They don't talk about anything.
Speaker 1: There was this head boyfriend. Oh dude, she's been with
Speaker 1: him for I think five or six years now. They're serious.
Speaker 1: I mean, people speculate that they're already married and stuff.
Speaker 1: But he um, yeah, she had attributed songwriting credits this
Speaker 1: William Bowery, and no one could no one knew who
Speaker 1: that was. And it turns out that William, I believe
Speaker 1: is his maybe his middle name or something. And then
Speaker 1: Bowery is the Bowery Hotel is where they first met.
Speaker 1: Fans have discovered, so that's like was his thing and um,
Speaker 1: and she talks about on the long pun sessions like
Speaker 1: having written with him and he, um, yeah, he's musical,
Speaker 1: and so they wrote I think Betty together. I think
Speaker 1: he wrote like he had the melody for Betty going
Speaker 1: um and a couple of songs off Folklore and evermore
Speaker 1: and um, yeah, it's Uh. It's interesting because there was
Speaker 1: an article this weekend, the headline that said, you know,
Speaker 1: Joseph Alwyn says, um, he doesn't want to keep his
Speaker 1: relationship secret. Uh, and it was that was the headline,
Speaker 1: and I was like, he would never say that, Like
Speaker 1: their their relationship is more secret than any Hollywood relationship,
Speaker 1: Like you do not see footage of them unless she
Speaker 1: is very much into like putting it out there. It is,
Speaker 1: there is no They are private as fuck, and she
Speaker 1: does a good job of because she knows how much
Speaker 1: that stuff affects relationships. So I was really shocked to
Speaker 1: read this article. But then I read further and all
Speaker 1: he said was, you know this, we wouldn't be keeping
Speaker 1: it secret if it wasn't this way. This isn't what
Speaker 1: I want. This isn't what I want. It just is
Speaker 1: the way it has to be. Like he said it
Speaker 1: in a way that was not that these articles always
Speaker 1: do clickbait of like he doesn't want to do this,
Speaker 1: She's making him. That's what it made it sound like.
Speaker 1: It's so interesting how journalists can minutely it would be
Speaker 1: great if he's like breaking up with her, but he's like,
Speaker 1: here's six songs I already wrote about myself that I'm
Speaker 1: sure that you're gonna love how shitty they are towards me. Um,
Speaker 1: you can just pay my manager. Here's the whole album.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry broke your heart. Uh would you feel get
Speaker 1: paid for that? Does he get paid for that? How
Speaker 1: do you think? How do you think that goes down though?
Speaker 1: Do you think that, um, like the pay scale is
Speaker 1: like or whatever writer makes like DoD they talk about that,
Speaker 1: you think as as I think it's already like it's
Speaker 1: there's rules, you know, like if you have this kind
Speaker 1: of credit, it's not like up to the artist. It's
Speaker 1: pretty much like set like union like scale stuff. I
Speaker 1: don't think it would like I guess it wouldn't really
Speaker 1: affect the relationship. But anyhow, what were you about if
Speaker 1: you worked with Chris? Yes, yes, I have. Chris has
Speaker 1: helped you on your specials and I just talked to
Speaker 1: him about it, yes to day. Um, I have begged
Speaker 1: for him to take money because he's helped me so much,
Speaker 1: and like I've paid people my friends who have like
Speaker 1: assisted with producing Ellena Baker like helped me on Bang
Speaker 1: and she helped me like put it together and kind
Speaker 1: of come up with a theme. I paid her, you
Speaker 1: know on this like on the side from my own money. Um.
Speaker 1: And then Chris has helped me with all of my
Speaker 1: specials producing wise and will not accept money. I asked him.
Speaker 1: I sent him a check once when we weren't together
Speaker 1: because I was just like, I don't want him to
Speaker 1: think I just used him or whatever. And I think
Speaker 1: we kind of had like a break up at then
Speaker 1: of it. Um, I'm the opposite of Taylor Swift, I
Speaker 1: say too much. But we yeah, we it was the
Speaker 1: end of ID just taped. Um, I just say banging actually,
Speaker 1: and I was we had become so close during banging,
Speaker 1: and I thought, you know what, we're getting back together.
Speaker 1: He is just amazing. I want to be back together.
Speaker 1: And he was like, no, I just I don't. I'm
Speaker 1: not ready for that. And I didn't know that this
Speaker 1: meant that you were and we just had a misunderstanding
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, fine, and then I sent
Speaker 1: him a check, being like, well then that you can't
Speaker 1: even I'm so hurt that you don't want to be
Speaker 1: with me. That like, all that help you gave me,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay you off so that you don't that it.
Speaker 1: It meant nothing to me either, you know, And I
Speaker 1: don't think you ever. Yeah, but I love I love
Speaker 1: working with your I think it's the best thing ever
Speaker 1: is that you can work with your friends and family.
Speaker 1: And but it does get tricky, all this stuff does
Speaker 1: get when there's money involved. It becomes like, you know,
Speaker 1: I just want I want to work with Chris all
Speaker 1: the time, and I want it so that he can
Speaker 1: just work with me and not have to do other
Speaker 1: jobs because he's so good at helping me be better.
Speaker 1: And it's just a thing of like, but I do
Speaker 1: that anyway. I don't need to get paid. I'm like,
Speaker 1: but I want you to be more free so you
Speaker 1: don't have to do other work, so you can do me.
Speaker 1: So can I please pay you? And then it becomes
Speaker 1: like I don't want to be in your payroll, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, but like, what's the difference between like a
Speaker 1: husband and wife? Like like a husband, you know, it's
Speaker 1: just it's different when it's a woman with money. And
Speaker 1: he's not like any kind of sexist old man rules.
Speaker 1: He's just you know, wants to respect me and my
Speaker 1: money and doesn't want to like he just does things
Speaker 1: out of love, not because of money. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: but this is a job and I wouldn't be as
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be making as much money without you. So
Speaker 1: it's a it's very it's it's it's interesting. I'll figure
Speaker 1: it out someday. Let's get to Reddit dump karaoke mode.
Speaker 1: This is your Reddit dom. Alrighty, here we go, it's
Speaker 1: time for Reddy Dump. I love that little giggle you
Speaker 1: have at the end there. Um. Alright, So I liked
Speaker 1: this tweet yesterday that I found on the subreddit hold
Speaker 1: up h O l u P. It's like at the
Speaker 1: hold up is where everything something's fine and funny, and
Speaker 1: then at the end it's like, wait, what that's hold up?
Speaker 1: This is from um a tweet by kay Thor Jensen.
Speaker 1: It's a screenshot of tweet on Reddit. My wife just
Speaker 1: said boukaki in front of the kids to my shot.
Speaker 1: She then admitted that she didn't know what it meant
Speaker 1: and thought it meant like bullshit or something fake, And
Speaker 1: she said I say it in meetings. I made her
Speaker 1: google it and now she's having a panic attack. It
Speaker 1: does sound like something in all that BOOKACKI like, it
Speaker 1: doesn't sound like a bunch of people that though, um,
Speaker 1: because I feel like I've thought that before too, before
Speaker 1: I like found porn and like seeing bo Wait, what
Speaker 1: is bookaki? That's like the car Okay, they we're learning
Speaker 1: that Andrew doesn't know what BOOKACKI means. So you would
Speaker 1: hear that not think a sexual thing? What would you
Speaker 1: telling Andrew what BOOKOCKI is? A book hocki is one
Speaker 1: like a bunch of men just like come on a
Speaker 1: subject at the same time at the same time. That's okay.
Speaker 1: So yeah, So man, she was saying that in meetings,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure guys who like knew what she was talking.
Speaker 1: I wonder how she is it in a sentence at
Speaker 1: a meeting. I believe it was probably like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: a bunch of bukaki. Listen, we gotta get back to
Speaker 1: these TPS reports, you know what I mean. It was
Speaker 1: just it's like, you know that is so if our
Speaker 1: best sees have any examples of when it used words
Speaker 1: like that, because I think I feel like I've done
Speaker 1: that before to where I didn't know what the oh
Speaker 1: I know what I did. I in a I was
Speaker 1: in college, and I said, um, I said, I used
Speaker 1: the word castrated instead of um no, instead of cast
Speaker 1: cast out, like he was castrated from the community. And
Speaker 1: she was like. I remember her circling it and being like,
Speaker 1: look up this word, Nikki, No, it was. It was
Speaker 1: my ap English teacher in high school, Miss Larson. Miss
Speaker 1: Larson used to be very She was the one that
Speaker 1: when the September eleventh happened, and the right after I
Speaker 1: got announced, the twin Towers got hit or the twin
Speaker 1: Tower was one tower. I go, what's the twin towers?
Speaker 1: And she goes, you don't know what the twin towers are?
Speaker 1: She was so like. I was just like, I don't know. Um.
Speaker 1: So I remember her being like, look up what this
Speaker 1: look means. And then I remember in college my professor
Speaker 1: circled the world. I said, um, and a colored color
Speaker 1: and he had so many colored friends, like colorful, I thought,
Speaker 1: and she he circled it and goes, you might want
Speaker 1: not want to use that word, but I thought it
Speaker 1: meant colorful. So those are my examples. UM, here's from
Speaker 1: ask credit. This made me um happy to to read
Speaker 1: a bunch of these. What never fails to make you horny?
Speaker 1: What never fails to make you horny? So one said,
Speaker 1: being wanted, not just wanting my pussies so you can come,
Speaker 1: but wanting me. This one is my newest EROGYNI stone
Speaker 1: that I didn't know I had, But I'm so glad.
Speaker 1: Some other woman put it talking where I can feel
Speaker 1: his breath on the back of my neck. Yes, holy moley,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was a thing. Wait, what do
Speaker 1: you mean by that? Right here? Like right take your ear,
Speaker 1: like behind your robe, go down behind you. Yes, he
Speaker 1: is behind you at this or you know they can
Speaker 1: be like they can just but like breathing right there.
Speaker 1: For some reason, it is I can't even I can't
Speaker 1: even take it. It's and this is something I learned. No,
Speaker 1: this is I think we were just he was like
Speaker 1: laying on top of me, maybe just like whispering hot things.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was already a hot scenario, but what
Speaker 1: it did to me I just was like kid like.
Speaker 1: It was like I was being tickled, but horny nous.
Speaker 1: It was so good. Someone said, a really good tight
Speaker 1: hug from behind, so I can feel his junk up
Speaker 1: against me, wrapping his arms underneath my breast and either
Speaker 1: whispering in my ear or kissing them. When a man
Speaker 1: puts his hand on the small of my back and
Speaker 1: draws me in close. Oh my god. Um, actual moans,
Speaker 1: not fake ones or joke ones l O L. Just
Speaker 1: real ones. When a guy wear short sleeves and does
Speaker 1: that stretch with their arms behind their head. All right,
Speaker 1: these are all women. This is supposed to be. Um,
Speaker 1: you know men too, But Andrew, was there anything that you? Oh,
Speaker 1: someone said, come inside me. When a woman says that,
Speaker 1: what never fails to make you horny? Andrew's frozen, I
Speaker 1: think because he just heard the words coming coming. You
Speaker 1: guys need to see his face. I hope that's recorded.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. He's frozen. Just looks like someone just
Speaker 1: said come inside me, and he's like, I, Andrew, welcome back.
Speaker 1: Oh Andrew dropped. Well. Someone also said a woman in
Speaker 1: a tank top and jeans. Don't know why, but it
Speaker 1: doesn't for me. Is there anything that comes in mind
Speaker 1: for you? Noah? As we wait for Andrew to come back,
Speaker 1: uh uh moaning from men or like any kind of
Speaker 1: like grunting sounds like the men mike the men totally
Speaker 1: mike the men's situation um, all right, Andrew, You're back
Speaker 1: just in time for this one is so fucking weird.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit of a story, so story time.
Speaker 1: Final thought. This one is from True off my Chest.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, this one's fucked Mike When and I had
Speaker 1: a sexual relationship for years. I'm so ashamed. This might
Speaker 1: be the one that makes people party pretty much the title.
Speaker 1: I've never told anyone this. The twin and I do
Speaker 1: not have and have not discussed. I don't even remember
Speaker 1: how or why it started, but we eventually grew out
Speaker 1: of it. We're both doing fairly well in our respective
Speaker 1: careers and lead stable lives. We've had a normal sibling
Speaker 1: relationship for many years now. I don't think about this
Speaker 1: as often, and I'm left feeling really gross ashamed when
Speaker 1: I do. Please don't ask for details. I'm only posting
Speaker 1: because I want the secret to not weigh on me
Speaker 1: heavily anymore. So if anyone wants ever get a secret
Speaker 1: off their chests, just do an anonymous post on True
Speaker 1: of my Chest. No one will ever know, so if
Speaker 1: anyone is curious, yes, I have been to therapy, but
Speaker 1: I've never broach the subject, nor do I plan to.
Speaker 1: So then they then they update it because people started
Speaker 1: asking questions, so they go so the questions are, what
Speaker 1: are your genders? I do not feel comfortable answering this question.
Speaker 1: Um Am I from Alabama. While I get that that
Speaker 1: this isn't just no, I am not um someone said this,
Speaker 1: you should bring this up in therapy because I have
Speaker 1: been This person said, I've been tempted to, but I
Speaker 1: honestly cannot even get the words out. I have never
Speaker 1: actually voiced this, even to myself. I don't think the
Speaker 1: aftermath would be worth the potential relief of having told
Speaker 1: a professional. Um. Someone said fake post. He says, I mean, well,
Speaker 1: you're welcome to leave that, but it is not. I
Speaker 1: honestly wish it was. Though. Someone said you're disgusting sick,
Speaker 1: and he says, I think so too. Really appreciate all
Speaker 1: of you sharing your stories and some of the studies
Speaker 1: behind this. I feel less alone and a little relieved.
Speaker 1: UM So I read into this and apparently this is
Speaker 1: a very common thing that happens between twins, is that
Speaker 1: they have weird sexual stuff happened between them. Have you
Speaker 1: guys ever heard of anything? Is the story? Is there
Speaker 1: a story in detail? Here? No? They don't go into detail.
Speaker 1: They just wanted to get it off their chests. Me
Speaker 1: and my twin have hooked up. There is something about
Speaker 1: when you carry something like that, being able to take
Speaker 1: it somewhere. And I feel like, you know, getting back
Speaker 1: to my favorite subject, molesters, if you're having those thoughts
Speaker 1: early on and you've not acted on them, there's nowhere
Speaker 1: for you to go and say, I'm you know, this
Speaker 1: is what I'm dealing with. And I think that not
Speaker 1: just that secret, but like any secrets that we carry,
Speaker 1: there are certain ones that you can't share with anyone
Speaker 1: like this, right, but um, I'm glad that this person
Speaker 1: had that place to go. Yeah. I had a guy
Speaker 1: right in. I asked for stories on puddles or whatever,
Speaker 1: and the guy rode in and said that he didn't.
Speaker 1: Him and his sister were fighting when they were kids,
Speaker 1: so he would constantly killer beta fish like for years
Speaker 1: and like just needed to get it off his chest.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I mean it felt weird. I
Speaker 1: could go to you. I mean, I guess it felt
Speaker 1: pretty good, like I'm a priest or something where I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna judge him. But he's like, yeah, thanks, man,
Speaker 1: I needed that and I was like, you're welcome. I think. Uh.
Speaker 1: I mean, is that you know how serial killers start
Speaker 1: out torturing little animals? Yeah? I mean and beta fish
Speaker 1: in like two days anyways, so it's like, yeah, good
Speaker 1: animals that lived for two years. Yeah to me, um,
Speaker 1: but that's so weird. You guys are trying to find it.
Speaker 1: Last night I was on Reddit and I didn't save it,
Speaker 1: but someone had said maybe on the same subread I
Speaker 1: forget that there. She just found out her parents were twins.
Speaker 1: And she said that her parents what this girl on
Speaker 1: Reddit said anonymously, I just found out my parents twins.
Speaker 1: She's thirty seven. She was driving her parents, her mom,
Speaker 1: her mom just her dad died like a year ago,
Speaker 1: tragically in a carcon. Her mom tried to kill herself.
Speaker 1: Was in a psychiatric hospital as soon as it happened,
Speaker 1: because she said her parents growing up were like everyone
Speaker 1: always said, oh my god, they look like they newlyweds.
Speaker 1: Like it was. It really fucked her up because there
Speaker 1: was no She's never seen a couple like it, and
Speaker 1: she could never emulate like their love and what she
Speaker 1: found out her mom got drunk following the psychiatric thing,
Speaker 1: and like you know as out of the hospital doing
Speaker 1: well as stable. And her mom got drunk on Easter
Speaker 1: and and she was driving her home and she was like,
Speaker 1: I need to tell you something. Your dad and I
Speaker 1: are twins. Were fraternal twins. We grew up in Germany.
Speaker 1: We started masturbating in front of each other when we
Speaker 1: were little. Then it turned into mutual masturbation, then it
Speaker 1: turned us hooking up. We would stop hooking up because
Speaker 1: we knew it was wrong, and then we would eventually
Speaker 1: do it again. Eventually, we were just so in love
Speaker 1: with each other that we knew we would never be
Speaker 1: able to be together. So they left Germany, where they
Speaker 1: were from, created new identities in America, completely just disappeared
Speaker 1: from their lives, and then had one child, which is
Speaker 1: her and she has no deformities, She's totally normal. Um,
Speaker 1: and is it? And and then everyone was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, there was another thing about twins looking up
Speaker 1: and which was the one I just read so read
Speaker 1: it's a weird place. And I believe all of it,
Speaker 1: but maybe, you know, maybe I shouldn't. Um, And I
Speaker 1: wanted to also, let's do one of my videos. No,
Speaker 1: what would you be prepared to play? The will Smith
Speaker 1: one because I forget what this is, but I did
Speaker 1: save it, and I know that the Will Smith slap
Speaker 1: stuff is all kind of We're over it. When I
Speaker 1: was years old, my first girlfriend cheated on me, and
Speaker 1: I remember making a decision that nobody would ever cheat
Speaker 1: on me again. And the biggest actor on someone's laughing
Speaker 1: whom there's been this weird psychology. My movies are number one,
Speaker 1: My life is interesting I And the truth is he
Speaker 1: doesn't get cheated on because he knows about it. Do
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Like having an open relationship,
Speaker 1: it's not necessarily cheating. So and it is interesting though
Speaker 1: that he thought becoming the number one actor he was
Speaker 1: motivated by getting cheated on to become the best because
Speaker 1: the number one actor doesn't get cheated on, which we
Speaker 1: all know is not true and doesn't prevent it. But
Speaker 1: it's so funny to see all these Will Smith things
Speaker 1: resurface and these different quotes. Did you see them high
Speaker 1: five over like bad marriage for Life? Did you see
Speaker 1: that one? No? But do you think if you're if
Speaker 1: the person decides to being an open relationship even though
Speaker 1: it's not cheating, I feel like whoever decides the first
Speaker 1: to say, hey, I want to be an open relationship.
Speaker 1: It feels like like a like a kind of cheating,
Speaker 1: you know what, betrayal to say that you want to
Speaker 1: maybe open up the relationship if you haven't already. That's
Speaker 1: not a betrayal. That's honesty. If it was me, if
Speaker 1: if someone brought it, whoever brings it up first, and
Speaker 1: if and if I agreed to it, maybe reluctantly. Even
Speaker 1: though that's that's I get that. I get that. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, but it doesn't get a cheating. Cheating is
Speaker 1: when you don't know when the person does it to
Speaker 1: you and you don't know. I believe what I don't believe.
Speaker 1: That's a debate. But I'm not saying it's cheating. But
Speaker 1: I'm saying it's a soft a soft betrayal, a soft cheat. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, going into an open relationship just to keep
Speaker 1: the relationship is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: But I understand people aren't strong enough to leave and
Speaker 1: so they put up with stuff. I've done that before
Speaker 1: in different ways, just not in that way. But um, Andrew, uh,
Speaker 1: I hope you feel better. We'll see you tomorrow. On
Speaker 1: the podcast, this weekend. We will see you on the road.
Speaker 1: We will be five days or more outside of any
Speaker 1: COVID symptoms, so don't worry. UH. We will be in
Speaker 1: New Orleans. We will be in UH Fort Lauderdale, Jacksonville,
Speaker 1: and Nashville. Uh I can't wait to see you guys
Speaker 1: out there. Get your bestie merch now sported on your instagrams,
Speaker 1: will repost it and we love you so much and
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