WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Fake & Fantastic

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jewels, second d The gym is a great place

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<v Speaker 1>to meet women. You just go in there and you

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<v Speaker 1>make a wrong turn on your way into the locker

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<v Speaker 1>rooms and boom, you end up in the ladies locker

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<v Speaker 1>room and there's tons of women around for you to meet,

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for you. And it's like, I can't go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in my towel. I gotta hit the showers. Ladies,

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<v Speaker 1>let's have a convo. That's where the girl who's on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone today for a second date update and met

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<v Speaker 1>the guy that she wants to call. She was taking

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<v Speaker 1>a shower at the gym and he just popped up

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<v Speaker 1>from behind her and was like, Hey, what's up right, Nicole?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that how you met this guy? No? Oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well you said in your email that you met him

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<v Speaker 1>at the gym, and like, I was just thinking the standard.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like talking about someone else. So you actually

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<v Speaker 1>met him in a different way at the gym. That's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's this guy's name? His name is Preston. Sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like you'd like that name a lot. I had a

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<v Speaker 1>crush on the guy named Preston, was I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>just the way you said it, though, Nicole, his name

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<v Speaker 1>is Preston. Oh my god, so how did you How

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<v Speaker 1>did you meet Preston? So I met Preston at the gym. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>He's playing a game of pickup basketball and I was

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<v Speaker 1>working on the machines and so like, I guess the

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<v Speaker 1>ball strayed where I was, and so I just threw

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<v Speaker 1>it back, and you know, I watched a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>and then after he came around and started talking to me,

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<v Speaker 1>no one was in the shower. Pretty boring story, Nicole,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, it's all right. So you guys struck up

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<v Speaker 1>a conversation at his basketball game or whatever. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, he exchanged numbers and he said like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, let's hang out this weekend, like right away. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>So I was excited. And can I just say that's impressive,

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<v Speaker 1>because when I go to the gym, I am like

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<v Speaker 1>a sweaty, sloppy, disgusting mess. I was too. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>believe that if he's hitting on you, I think he

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<v Speaker 1>still looks cute. It doesn't matter if yeah, it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys will literally walk around the gym and hit on

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<v Speaker 1>girls NonStop. I guess they figure like, if this is

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<v Speaker 1>as bad as it gets I don't know, yeah, starting

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<v Speaker 1>from the bottom. So your email also said that you

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<v Speaker 1>actually haven't been out on an actual date with this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you calling to do a second date update?

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<v Speaker 1>I know? Okay, Well, you know, right away he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to meet up with you, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like cool. And we've been talking like via text

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<v Speaker 1>for like two weeks now. It's like text text tex

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of long conversations, but at kids, you not.

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<v Speaker 1>He has put this off like five times and not

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<v Speaker 1>like casual whatever, but like we actually set dates and

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<v Speaker 1>then he'll just be like, oh, somebody came up, I

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<v Speaker 1>need to push it. Then the next time, oh, it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like it's going to be you know, a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of days. Oh no, actually it's going to be next week.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. After the fourth time, I was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if you're not interested, it's totally cool. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to like whatever. But he's like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to meet you. So then the fifth

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<v Speaker 1>time he pushed it like another couple of days, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just I don't know what to do because I

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<v Speaker 1>already you know, I offered to kind of like let

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<v Speaker 1>him off the hook. Yeah, and I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook stalked him. I can't find anything on him. Could

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<v Speaker 1>you immediately think that he did a relationship, right, that's

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<v Speaker 1>like my immediate thought, like obviously, and I thought, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know, Like it's it's weird, like on

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook it's says he's single, but I can't find anything else,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, so it's not like he's really active, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I can verify. Maybe that's just like a

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<v Speaker 1>placeholder a page or something. It just keeps blowing you

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<v Speaker 1>off every time you guys set a date. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's getting kind of annoying, Like I kind of don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to even deal with anymore. But I really like him,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I like him more now than before because I

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<v Speaker 1>had a few like long text messages and he seems

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<v Speaker 1>really cool. Like he's volunteering for toys for tots. I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, maybe he's just stringing it along. He's trying

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<v Speaker 1>to play the hard to get game, Like, yeah, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>my schedule is super packed. Yeah, we'll go out in

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<v Speaker 1>a month just to you know, get you on the

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<v Speaker 1>hook if you're lucky. Yeah, I'm gonna have to like

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<v Speaker 1>show up with the toys for tots events and embarrass

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<v Speaker 1>myself now like your house. What are some of the

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<v Speaker 1>reasons he's given for pushing the dates back. Well, this

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<v Speaker 1>is the thing. He won't even like be specific, which

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<v Speaker 1>is what made me really suspicious. You know, like it

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't be more suspicious than if you said, you know, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my apartment's on fire or something stupid. You know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like there's nothing. It's just like, oh, something came up,

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<v Speaker 1>my schedule got packed, blah blah blah. I need to

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<v Speaker 1>push this. Oh it looks like it's you know, what

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<v Speaker 1>is it. I don't know if he like a secret

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<v Speaker 1>agent or maybe. I mean, yeah, maybe if I was

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<v Speaker 1>answering and Jolie it was like you like mystery, missus,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm not. Yeah, I'm assuming that you have a

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<v Speaker 1>theory on it. You know, you always have some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of theory when you're talking to someone they keep blowing

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<v Speaker 1>you off, at least I know I do, and you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>why are they doing this? Well, I mean like before

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<v Speaker 1>I actually came out and asked him, I thought he

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<v Speaker 1>was in a relationship. But it just seems like we

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<v Speaker 1>text a lot too. If he was like his girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>would be really suspicious. Why is he always texting someone? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, so you're texting like multiple times a day. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I mean. So, like I feel like if

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<v Speaker 1>he was in a relationship, it would have to be

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<v Speaker 1>like a long distance relationship or something like that. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Like, see, I don't like speculating like this

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<v Speaker 1>because then I feel paranoid. Right now, you're getting even

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<v Speaker 1>more worried. What do you guys talk about when you text?

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<v Speaker 1>Like all kinds of stuff? Um, Like, oh, the other

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<v Speaker 1>day he texted me this adorable cartoon that he drew

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<v Speaker 1>for his niece's birthday and I was like, oh, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy is pouring it on. Yeah. Oh, my volunteer

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<v Speaker 1>for Toys for totso by the way, I spent seven

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<v Speaker 1>hours painting something for my knees. But yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>well play a song, come back, call him and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update. Okay, thank you, You're welcome. Hang

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<v Speaker 1>on brooking jubil in the morning. Second if you're just

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<v Speaker 1>tuning in for today's second date update. Nicole is on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and today she wants to call a guy

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<v Speaker 1>named Preston, and Preston is a man among men. According

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<v Speaker 1>to her, he volunteers for toys for tots. He spends

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<v Speaker 1>hours making art pieces for his little nieces to enjoy.

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<v Speaker 1>She met him at the gym and they've been texting

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<v Speaker 1>back and forth. They haven't gone out on an actual

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<v Speaker 1>date yet, and she's wondering why she keeps getting blown off.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think I figured it out, Nicole. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>think that the man that you described Preston is actually

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<v Speaker 1>an angel. And he's been so busy up in heaven

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<v Speaker 1>whispering in God's ear about the problems in today's society.

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<v Speaker 1>And once he gets that solved, he'll come back down

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<v Speaker 1>to Earth to take his rightful place in your heart

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<v Speaker 1>and take you out on a proper date. So embarrassing

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<v Speaker 1>you don't think my theory is right that he's an

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<v Speaker 1>actually an angel? No, I just hope he's not a cheater. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he might be a cheater, because he might be cheating

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<v Speaker 1>on you With God, he's got a higher love, all right. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll stop at that. But yeah, we're about to call

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<v Speaker 1>him right now and find out why he's just been

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<v Speaker 1>leading you on via text message. That music. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to use that music either, Nicole, but I

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<v Speaker 1>have a feeling as soon as he answers, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna start because he sounds like such a great dude.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm gonna do the phone right now, get

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<v Speaker 1>him on the phone. Okay, here we go. Huh Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Preston please? Oh yes, Preston, Hey, Preston,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. It's a morning radio show. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you guys doing? I'm calling because we recently got an

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<v Speaker 1>email about you from one of our listeners. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>girl named Nicole who you met at the gym. Nicole

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<v Speaker 1>email view about me? She did. She emailed us because

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<v Speaker 1>she says that you guys met and have been hitting

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<v Speaker 1>things off via text message, but you haven't gone out

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<v Speaker 1>on an actual date and you keep rescheduling, so she

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<v Speaker 1>thinks that you're blowing her off, and she wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>see if we could get you on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>find out if, in fact, you don't want to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with her. No, I do us here why she

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<v Speaker 1>and I've been texting so much. But if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to see her, then why do you keep changing the

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<v Speaker 1>date on her and being like, oh, I can't do

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<v Speaker 1>this day? And maybe a couple of days and then

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<v Speaker 1>you end up pushing that date back to I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really understand what's with all the questions. If I need

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<v Speaker 1>to clear all this up with Nicole, just do it

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<v Speaker 1>straight up with her and right, we don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>go through you guys. Yeah, but Nicole asked us to

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<v Speaker 1>call you out. Do you like her? You think that

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<v Speaker 1>she's cool? I said, yes already, Yeah, I like her. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the verge of losing her because you've blown

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<v Speaker 1>her off so many times. What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, like, you know how it is if somebody

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<v Speaker 1>blows you off constantly, eventually you're going to be like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, fine, they don't want to go out with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a feeling that Nicole is right at that point.

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<v Speaker 1>Well again, I'm gonna go ahead and just deal with her.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't feel like we need to go through

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<v Speaker 1>a radio station. Yeah, but she, like she said, you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't given her a street answer. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you, guys. Just seems weird. Do you feel

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<v Speaker 1>bad about it or something? Do I feel bad about what?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about her kind of being bumping down?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm yeah, I don't want to bum her out.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know again, things just get busy. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hoping that I can even hang out with her

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<v Speaker 1>the next three to four days? Is that business days?

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<v Speaker 1>Does that include weekends too? Why three to four days?

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't understand what you guys are after here. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we just want to know why you keep blowing her off,

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<v Speaker 1>and she wants to know why you keep blowing her off.

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<v Speaker 1>And I feel like, if you're not honest, and if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't tell us or tell her, she's gonna stop

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<v Speaker 1>talking to you, and then you're gonna lose your chance

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with her. All right, fine, if you

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<v Speaker 1>guys must know, I'll tell you. But I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>you guys to give her all of the information. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just give her the important stuff. Okay. I I

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<v Speaker 1>had surgery and I'm still healing up. So are you okay? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>did you tell her you had surgery? No? I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>tell her, and I'm I'm doing fine. I just I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still recovering and it's taking a little longer than they

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<v Speaker 1>told me it would. And so you know, well that

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<v Speaker 1>would probably be helpful though, if you were talking to

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<v Speaker 1>her and we're like, hey, I had surgery. Yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just I don't want to get into the

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<v Speaker 1>particulars of the situation. I don't think anyone's going to

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<v Speaker 1>pry into your medical history. Are you doing okay healthwise?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine. Yeah, I'm fine. It was cosmetic surgery, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. It's not like it was you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>like hanging in the balance. It was just a cosmetic surgery.

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<v Speaker 1>As it's thinking a little longer to uh what sort

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<v Speaker 1>of cosmetic surgery? Um? It was it was something below

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<v Speaker 1>the waist. What do you mean you got surgery and

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<v Speaker 1>you're junk? No? No, I didn't get No, I is

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<v Speaker 1>that's how it's Yeah, I guess that is how it touted. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it sounded. It sounded weird the way you explained it.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you need it prettier? Somehow? I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>What'd you get done? No? I didn't. It wasn't not

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<v Speaker 1>my junk. I uh I got um, I got button plants?

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<v Speaker 1>You did not? You seriously got button plants? Yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>Kardashian style butt implants. No, I don't look look at Kardashian.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to. I uh no, I just had

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<v Speaker 1>a not much down there for my whole life, and

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<v Speaker 1>I do a lot, you know, I go to the

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<v Speaker 1>gym a lot, and nothing seems to happen. So I

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to look a little bit better in jeans,

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<v Speaker 1>just like that. So that's not a big deal. Does

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<v Speaker 1>it hurt right now? No, it doesn't hurt. But I

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<v Speaker 1>mean there's still some you know, a little bit of swell.

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<v Speaker 1>But like I can take a girl out to a

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant or sit in a movie theater. I you know,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for sharing. I appreciate that. Sure. I do

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<v Speaker 1>also have to tell you that Nicole is actually on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listening to this conversation Preston. She's what

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<v Speaker 1>she's listening and she wants to talk to you. Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, Preston, I don't know what to say. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>is that's your bizarre You're I don't know. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it looked fine to me. Well, thank you. I appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just something I kind of had to get done.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just always been a little insecure about that area.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, it's it's it's just so like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, it wouldn't thank you for us, Okay. It

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<v Speaker 1>is pretty shocking to hear that Preston was thinking budding

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<v Speaker 1>plants and that's why he hasn't been able to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with you. I didn't even know. This is like

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<v Speaker 1>a thing that guys do a lot of going to do. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, it's your body, you do it

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you want. I guess. I mean, I'm sorry. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be really like, is it a turn off

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<v Speaker 1>for you, Nicole? I don't know what it is. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm on another plant. I feel really weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't feel like turned off or I just feel

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<v Speaker 1>like confused. I mean, well, now you know I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>blowing you off. I'm sorry that you kind of felt

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<v Speaker 1>that I was. But I really I do want to

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<v Speaker 1>see you, and like I was telling these guys, unfortunately

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<v Speaker 1>the timeline has just taken longer than it was commercially projected.

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<v Speaker 1>And hopefully in the next three to four days, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're still up forward, I really, I really do want

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<v Speaker 1>to take you out. Yeah. Well, I'm glad you won't

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<v Speaker 1>blame me off. I'm the same guy. I just have

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<v Speaker 1>a different button. Now. I bet it's going to be fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>Aren't you curious to what it looks like, Nicole, I mean, actually, Brook,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of curious. Yeah, how are you? Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>then let me ask Preston this. You guys haven't even

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<v Speaker 1>gone out on a date yet, but Preston, when your

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<v Speaker 1>butt heels up, you guys will go out. We'll pay

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<v Speaker 1>for a date. Really, yeah, we'll pay for it. Nicole,

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<v Speaker 1>do you still want to go out with Preston? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we don't even have to sit down. I

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<v Speaker 1>could be like stand up date. Oh I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to be I feel bad. Well, I mean, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want it to be weird between us when we hang out.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want you to be like staring at it

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<v Speaker 1>the whole time. It's already weird. It's already weird. My

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<v Speaker 1>eyes are up here, Nicole, my eyes are up here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah exactly. Okay, Like, how about this, Like, if if

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<v Speaker 1>I agree to go out, like you have to wear

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<v Speaker 1>tight pants, would I have to see it? That's it

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<v Speaker 1>because I won't be staring. If I just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you open, then they're going to be tighter. Okay, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do you one better. We'll pay for the date

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<v Speaker 1>and pressing. I will personally buy you some yoga pants

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<v Speaker 1>if you can wear off that you can wear to

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<v Speaker 1>show off your new button. I don't know about going

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<v Speaker 1>out in yoga pants, but it's good money you might

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<v Speaker 1>as well show it off. Congratulations you guys. There wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>really a second date because you guys haven't been out yet,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is a successful second date update because you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are going to go out, so that's good. Well, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>this was the weirdest thing that I've ever done. Well

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<v Speaker 1>you really, you got a button plant and this is

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<v Speaker 1>the weirdest thing you've ever done. I find that hard

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<v Speaker 1>to believe. Broken Jubil in the morning. What