WEBVTT - All Famous Black People Know Each Other (with Jay Jurden)

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<v Speaker 1>A black man who came into some money. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you have some hats. Yeah, I know you have some hat.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even had, guy, I got some. Yeah, ask

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<v Speaker 2>me not to wear a bomber or some sneakers during

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<v Speaker 2>my special. I'm a black man who came with some money.

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<v Speaker 2>So I got a bunch of my husband. He would

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<v Speaker 2>take so many times in and out of the cart

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<v Speaker 2>in her park, all the time. You wake up there

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<v Speaker 2>in the car. I remember doing this, David.

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<v Speaker 3>You talked about this, David, David, David, David, you're a singan.

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<v Speaker 4>Chips in yours racist money turning stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>Last night I was inside of you last night, making

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<v Speaker 1>luck to you. I saw the sun, the moon, the

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<v Speaker 1>mountains and the rivers. I saw heaven when I made

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<v Speaker 1>sweet love to you. Welcome little mamas and gentiles alike

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<v Speaker 1>to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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<v Speaker 2>God Damn, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into

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<v Speaker 2>the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 1>And we finally we don't actually we don't. We're not

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<v Speaker 1>proving anything. This isn't that kind of podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>If you came here for proof, Bloyd, do I got

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<v Speaker 2>bad news.

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<v Speaker 1>This is so one thing I'm fresh out of y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep you know what.

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<v Speaker 3>They keep asking for proof of the things that we're saying,

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<v Speaker 3>as if every time.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't tell them ahead of time. Hey, we don't

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<v Speaker 2>have proof of the things we're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think the nerds have been coming at

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<v Speaker 1>our head for the last couple of weeks. They're really

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<v Speaker 1>mad at us, and we're feeling that. And what I

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<v Speaker 1>have to say you nerds is sorry, my bad bird,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I only see the matrix want to honey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest.

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<v Speaker 3>My only Transformers is that is him running with with

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<v Speaker 3>Shilah buff back when he was a white child. I

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<v Speaker 3>have no other framing for it. I was just saying stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>I like the ones with their animals, So I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>even that's what I like. I remember a raptor in

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<v Speaker 3>there and it was cool, but I couldn't tell you

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<v Speaker 3>his name.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it, Yeah, I like you used to have

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<v Speaker 2>it before school. You can jump in behind these Warsicionado,

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<v Speaker 2>you're talking about air Raiser. That was a girl. She

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<v Speaker 2>fell in love with the white tiger. They died together,

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<v Speaker 2>had a baby, which was this like no with Timberwolf

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<v Speaker 2>it's actually she fell in love with the wolf and

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<v Speaker 2>then they had like a combined form. It was like

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<v Speaker 2>the wolf with wings. Yeah, I hate that.

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<v Speaker 3>I was talking and thank thank you for pointing that out.

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<v Speaker 3>The Powers that Be I was talking about the one

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<v Speaker 3>that was a trader to the DECEPTICONO.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Was he like joined the Maximals predics and the

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<v Speaker 2>maxim the animal ProTem Yeah, it was. You know a

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<v Speaker 2>previous episode, Langton did diagnose me with a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of tears. I'm tissed up, you know, and I stand

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<v Speaker 2>on it and he's not wrong me me saying me

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<v Speaker 2>correcting him on Maximals and Predacons. Yeah, you ever you

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<v Speaker 2>have a rich Nerd memory. Yeah, yeah, that has to

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<v Speaker 2>be diagnosed. That came to me early. My husband, He's

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<v Speaker 2>like anniversary. I was like, it's coming July. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>want me to remember? Just make you I go way

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<v Speaker 2>back with him with with Megatron as a t red,

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<v Speaker 2>as a purple he was Barney Matron was a purple

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<v Speaker 2>t reck when no one made a Barney joke and.

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<v Speaker 1>Was a Trana source wrecks. It feels like a terrible move.

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<v Speaker 2>In hindsight, he got the Veneers. That's why you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know he does. Got Barney got the leaks. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>Barney got the leak. Yeah, he got the consequences in

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<v Speaker 2>the back like Michael hey brother at this ain't the

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<v Speaker 2>time of the Blade many I Love You, You Love.

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<v Speaker 1>Me was the only good teeth of that show Baby

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<v Speaker 1>Bob had. Those were bad baby.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't think baby baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they were well there they were baby was a baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I think they were herbivores.

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<v Speaker 1>They were baby baby, baby, baby baby baby baby by

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<v Speaker 1>They were right right.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't feel like I like the idea.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't feel like they were a horror dinosaurs.

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<v Speaker 2>And was what wait, I thought you meant younger? You

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<v Speaker 2>thought baby bo what you thought baby would be affected

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<v Speaker 2>by the snap benefits being cut? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you guys not feel that way?

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<v Speaker 2>No, But now I get why you say that. It

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<v Speaker 2>makes a lot of sense. She didn't have no clothes on.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't have clothes on. She was she was unwatched.

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<v Speaker 1>She was too old to be talking like that, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>She she was like older than a baby, but she

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<v Speaker 1>was talking like a baby, which makes me.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel like And we called bjbj her brother. And they

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<v Speaker 2>had different daddies because they were different from colors. They

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<v Speaker 2>weren't even the same species. Ye Ye didn't like how

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<v Speaker 2>you pointed at me, Really don't. I still really don't

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<v Speaker 2>love the associations BJ a third tier dinosaur. It was dinosaurs.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not particularly cool on what's happening here, but I

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<v Speaker 3>do respect.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think baby Bob was probably going through some

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<v Speaker 2>stuff at home. She was never invited there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>She always just showed up and they'd be like, oh, ship,

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<v Speaker 2>baby Bob, know what it is. You know the house

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<v Speaker 2>that always has kids in it? That was the house. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because those all the kids that were with Barney. He

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<v Speaker 2>was telling to clean up. So Barney was running daycare center.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby boy, she had to be there because you know,

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<v Speaker 2>her mama was picking up all the time. He would

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes come because he's an older brother. We gotta walk home, honey. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>is that dinner? That's dinner?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because home is hard.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hard.

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<v Speaker 1>A bunch of others Barney, Yeah, he's got a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of like, he's got a bunch of velociraptors trying to

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<v Speaker 1>make him go bodies.

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<v Speaker 2>To teach you about a gang. Yeah, he goes over

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<v Speaker 2>there testing the walls. Clever girl that's really sad. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's.

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<v Speaker 3>A tragic story when you unpack most of these these programs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I always because like any kids program, I always

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<v Speaker 1>am like that dirty kids going through it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, to right, that's not good. No, that's a sad.

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<v Speaker 2>One problem with the Peanuts. It was interesting that even

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<v Speaker 2>though they had a dirty child, you still were like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm checking on Franklin. Everything okay with Franklin him, he's

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<v Speaker 2>on the side of the table by himself. He chose

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<v Speaker 2>to sit next to pig Pin rather than sit next

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<v Speaker 2>to Franklin. Well on the other side of the table.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, nobody talks about they bust Franklin.

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<v Speaker 2>In whoa Okay, I thought you camp talk.

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<v Speaker 1>They call it it's integration. Charlie Brown, Shorty.

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<v Speaker 2>Get loose football.

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<v Speaker 6>She changes the sun on therapy, say no if you

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<v Speaker 6>need help about some of the changes that are happening

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<v Speaker 6>around here.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, yeah, no, Lucy does just become a Tim

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<v Speaker 2>Dillons podcaster. Oh yeah, Lucy.

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<v Speaker 1>Lucy makes you feel like it's the end of the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, the way she like the way in the

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<v Speaker 1>way the same way that he makes me feel that way,

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<v Speaker 1>like Lucy just like she flies. No, there's nothing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I see that she just keeps taking that football. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like that's nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>She takes the football and I think, what, what really

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<v Speaker 2>is the most football kicker?

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<v Speaker 5>Like that?

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<v Speaker 2>And she she also calls him blockhead.

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<v Speaker 3>She calls him blockhead. But then she spends the entire

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<v Speaker 3>show pretending as if she is the moral compass for

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<v Speaker 3>the group. Yea, like her whole ship is being like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm clearly the best leader here.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, why which is where we're right now? We

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<v Speaker 1>were talking about she just saying ship that's trumpet, Lucy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? Is the therapist? So imagine if your

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<v Speaker 2>therapist behaved that way? Why are you getting bullied by

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<v Speaker 2>your therapist with your therapyr cope with five cents? Though? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but you gotta scale that. It was the seventies. He

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<v Speaker 2>was a child. He couldn't even understand his parents, much

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<v Speaker 2>less know money. Yeah all the time?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I crazy for thinking this was his dad?

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<v Speaker 2>Of Barbara? Why do I think that if Charlie Brown's

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<v Speaker 2>dad was a barber, that's that was the most depressive

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<v Speaker 2>because he was so that's fucked up.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'm putting on.

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<v Speaker 2>The Charlie Brown's barber just spreading nasty conspiracies. Brown Barber

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<v Speaker 2>just would be like, I'm a move these three.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Charlie would have really it would have been

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<v Speaker 1>good if he had had Beijing or enhancements.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a Charlie brown En hands Smith's. He definitely needed something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I okay. When I was in Tuscaloosa, that's when the

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<v Speaker 2>enhancements like dropped around around, like twenty thirteen, twenty twelve enhancements,

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<v Speaker 2>because that's when they were doing it without asking you.

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<v Speaker 2>They believe I'm gonna just and you go, whoa, what's that? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just yeah, I'm gonna give you that.

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<v Speaker 3>They start pulling that card out and you're like, hold on,

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<v Speaker 3>play boy, wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever seen when they have the visor and

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<v Speaker 1>the gun, it's like the whole visor and then they airbrush.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the one that hurts my feelings the most. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that one is when they're like, bro, I'm gonna need

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<v Speaker 3>a whole system to fix what they say, Yeah at

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<v Speaker 3>that point.

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<v Speaker 2>Get the roller y Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it it's like something I'd like to do with

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<v Speaker 1>home away from other people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't want you to show everybody, but every

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<v Speaker 2>I mean everyone is like I mean, everyone is doing

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<v Speaker 2>them now right.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still I'm still all natural.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not doing it. But I see so many people

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<v Speaker 2>that have kind of like they do the enhancements, they

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<v Speaker 2>do the chalk, they do the outline.

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<v Speaker 3>I will say that crazy that on sets they do

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<v Speaker 3>it and you don't really get a saying yeah, yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean like they want. That's the one time I've done it.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe feeling they be feeling in my eyebrows? Are you okay?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like that because they're showing you problems you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't feel like you had.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't come in thinking about this. I didn't roll

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<v Speaker 2>up to set and go to crafty thing. Yeah. But

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<v Speaker 2>now I'm in the make up chair and she goes,

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<v Speaker 2>you want me to do this? You started already, you

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<v Speaker 2>did want Yeah. I can't just I can't look inquisitive.

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<v Speaker 2>You've already snatched half my soul. Go ahead, finish looking

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<v Speaker 2>like a teen. He isn't making out on public transportation're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about I read through pencilvan eyebrows.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea.

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<v Speaker 2>Also people, Yeah, so musical, so musical, guess our guest today.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know we we have to intro. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 2>have to do an intro.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess today we couldn't be more excited he's here.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a tight squeeze. Yes, this motherfucker's busy, got

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<v Speaker 3>ship going on.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a podcast before this. I'm probably gonna do

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<v Speaker 2>one afterwards. I had to come through the brother tell

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<v Speaker 2>about us. Brother, Me and Hamm are gonna get to

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<v Speaker 2>the bottom of all of it. He keeps saying, y'all,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but I think the government's bad and

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<v Speaker 2>it breaks my heart.

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<v Speaker 1>Brother, those are just your friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, man, Yeah, sometimes that happens. People hurt you.

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<v Speaker 2>That man said, who's listen, I'm gonna find out who's

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<v Speaker 2>killing all these Palestinian children after my dinner with a Vanka,

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<v Speaker 2>after I get done eating with Jared and Avanka, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna find out who's been killing these precious brown But I'm.

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<v Speaker 7>Gonna have a fine meal. Yeah, and then I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 7>start doing some independent googling.

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<v Speaker 2>Man said I think there's someone behind all this, and

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<v Speaker 2>then posted the that is crazy man. Our guess today

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<v Speaker 2>is not crazy. He's not crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a little bit he might be a little crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>We're excited that he's here. He has a brand new

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<v Speaker 3>Hulu special available for you now. We could not be

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<v Speaker 3>more excited. Go watch, yes, ma'am on Hulu. Give it up,

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<v Speaker 3>Jay Jorden, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Would not at all. No, but I'm a dog. He's

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<v Speaker 2>as black as can be.

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<v Speaker 8>That's what you asked us to play, right, my dog,

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<v Speaker 8>my dog because it's black as can be. Yeah, yes, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it ties in to ma mama told me

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<v Speaker 2>because when my mama told me something, I said, yes, ma'am,

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<v Speaker 2>happy to do the pod. I love having wake up

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<v Speaker 2>every time we're together.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I said, thank you for having us.

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<v Speaker 2>Work. Yeah, you know what it is is all I

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<v Speaker 2>had to was that intro, and I had no other

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<v Speaker 2>plans for today. Well the intro was I love dogs. Okay, good, Yeah, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I love I Do you wanna you want to offer

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<v Speaker 2>some push back? A lot of people they think black

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<v Speaker 2>folks don't love their dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Brothers are filled. I think it's because and this is

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<v Speaker 1>and you okay, you can attest to this. You talked

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<v Speaker 1>to me on the telephone. We're willing to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>them like they're not. I talked to a dog like

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<v Speaker 1>I talked like a person, maybe even a little word.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got. It's that second sentence

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<v Speaker 2>that it's not that you talk to your dog. You

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<v Speaker 2>do talk to her like a person. You just talk

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<v Speaker 2>to her like a person you don't respect very much

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<v Speaker 2>at all, a child.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you respect people who don't pay bills? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>respect people who poop in the house?

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<v Speaker 2>I do not do that. I'm we're gonna I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be honest. This is also the unclification of David Boring.

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<v Speaker 2>But because you you went straight to do you pay bills? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You got there fast. She's in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying she's in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that I think the same thoughts, but when

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<v Speaker 2>they come out, I do go Wait a second, that

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<v Speaker 2>does that thought come with a pair of linen pants?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's you pay some bills. Here's my issue. I

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<v Speaker 1>think too now that I'm really if I'm really like

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<v Speaker 1>putting my brain to it. It is because in being

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<v Speaker 1>in uncle, Yeah, my love language is acts of service. Yeah, so, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>you ever missed a meal? Yeah, maybe maybe I talked

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<v Speaker 1>to you how I want to hear, Maybe I talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. You get sick, you go to the doctor,

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<v Speaker 1>right right, Okay, yeah, so maybe I talk a little crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm there every day. There's a lot of dogs don't

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<v Speaker 2>go to the bit, you know, where they go outside, they.

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<v Speaker 1>Get worms and then they die.

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<v Speaker 3>This whole thing feels like the speech from Fences, like

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<v Speaker 3>you like.

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<v Speaker 9>Why, I gotta like you say, I gotta like you

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<v Speaker 9>prop on your head like I'm just saying, I like

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<v Speaker 9>dog Troy Max, I'm doing I'm doing the stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, take her out all this well walked dog, well walked. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>everybody season that.

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<v Speaker 1>She's freaking out because they're doing the roof. Bitch sitting

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<v Speaker 1>on my lap. Yeah, I'm trying to send emails whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>She's on my life, big guys, full grown. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>a big dogs, big dog. I think people just like

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<v Speaker 1>want to be like you hate the dog, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like I with.

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<v Speaker 3>The doghole, and I will say, to your credit, I've

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<v Speaker 3>done some nasty propaganda on the podcast, thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I have only seen you treat your dog kindly.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, you have you have done nothing in my

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<v Speaker 3>presence that would suggest you are unkind to your dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, But the way you speak to her. She

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<v Speaker 2>can't speak English. Does give me pause. Sometimes she doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>It gives him, Okay, it gets him. And now y'all

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<v Speaker 2>see why I accuse the man of autism.

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<v Speaker 1>That was good. I liked it because it got it

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<v Speaker 1>off of me. And I will say I could say

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<v Speaker 1>I could speak softer to sometimes I do.

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<v Speaker 2>It is crazy sometimes, well do you? I mean? And

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<v Speaker 2>this is a bigger question. You want him yelling at

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<v Speaker 2>that dog or young not a baby. I would prefer

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<v Speaker 2>the dog, for sure. I just don't think we have

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<v Speaker 2>to be one or the other. Okay, all right, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here to inspire as much as parents. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>talk to the dog the way that white people talk

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<v Speaker 2>to their dogs. That's fair. I can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fair. I can't be in my house and it's

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<v Speaker 1>just not It's just not gonna happen. I'm but we're cool,

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<v Speaker 1>and sometimes I do. Sometimes I talk nice to her too.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be like, hey, you're trying to oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Put your vest on?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, clothes, look at Yes, the pitch had sneakers for

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<v Speaker 9>a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>She lives great. Well, yeah you're no, you're doing more

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<v Speaker 2>than I've ever done. We're walking out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm worried about the concrete being too hot, and I pause, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm taking care this dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a pet pug in Michigan, like ann Arbor, Michigan.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't put a coat on her once.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she doesn't wear the coat, but she got one.

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<v Speaker 2>And that was what I realized, is like this is

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<v Speaker 2>this is so much. I mean, that's gonna get you

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<v Speaker 2>in trouble. The pug community. I used to have a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of jokes about pugs, and they go, hey, the

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<v Speaker 2>jokes funny, but like I'm saying, wild ship the pug,

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<v Speaker 2>we really like pugs.

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<v Speaker 1>If you didn't, they would have died off a long

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<v Speaker 1>time ago. It's an abomination.

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<v Speaker 2>Bio engineer. It didn't do a great job. No, actually

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<v Speaker 2>they did. Do you know what they were trying to do?

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<v Speaker 3>I know was the original play, but but in ancient

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<v Speaker 3>China they were engineered because the emperor wanted a dog

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<v Speaker 3>that looked like a monkey.

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<v Speaker 2>So we got a level of power there. I could

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<v Speaker 2>not said the balance. Are you going to give him

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit tears? Now too?

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<v Speaker 5>You said.

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<v Speaker 2>Anytime a black man starts off a sentence, well we

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<v Speaker 2>know what it is. Because China, the emperor we wanted

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<v Speaker 2>the dog that looks like a monkey. We've all read

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<v Speaker 2>our punk history, right. I don't want none of you

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<v Speaker 2>brothers not caught up on God. I'm so damn.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't never realize the emperors carried that kind of

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<v Speaker 1>power that would corrupt me if I was powerful enough

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<v Speaker 1>to see make this animal look like this animal.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that with multiple breeds of Chinese originated dogs,

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<v Speaker 2>they had standards that well the I mean it's not

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<v Speaker 2>some other one, but there are a bunch of dogs

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<v Speaker 2>that come from China that were like breed standards based

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<v Speaker 2>on what the emperor wanted. Yeah, I don't want you

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<v Speaker 2>to think this is like all dogs go to China.

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<v Speaker 2>This is uh, here's the strength that you're showing. They

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<v Speaker 2>were strength.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that was That's the strongest I've ever been

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<v Speaker 1>on this podcast. And I'd like to think that's growth. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he did that, and I sat here and I took it.

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<v Speaker 2>You saw it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an ally it's because I'm going to Asia. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>par Japan, Me and my little brothers going to Japan.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen that people now are doing this. They're

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<v Speaker 2>kind of telling Americans on TikTok. They're saying, I know

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<v Speaker 2>everyone loves Japan, everyone loves Tokyo, everyone loves Future, everyone

0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:37.360
<v Speaker 2>loves anime, and every every person on TikTok is like yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then people go, you know, Japan, you should do

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<v Speaker 2>bad stuff, and everyone's like, yeah, we know. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going though.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, Japan is really getting the the Creator treatment. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>well said, that's exactly right. Yeah, it's getting that Tyler treatment.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, I don't give a funk. I'm listening to

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<v Speaker 1>Chromo code.

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<v Speaker 2>The Tiler situation. Whenever it kind of was reaching critical mass,

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<v Speaker 2>there was this weird I don't know. I'm a millennial,

0:21:09.240 --> 0:21:12.440
<v Speaker 2>so I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember the cockroaches.

0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:15.480
<v Speaker 2>Did y'all not remember the cockroaches? There were so many

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<v Speaker 2>babies on the in and they're like, and then he

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<v Speaker 2>used to do I was like, yeah, yeah, wait a second,

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<v Speaker 2>I was. I was laughing and enjoying the music then,

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<v Speaker 2>and is this a deal breaker for everyone? For me,

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<v Speaker 2>it took me a minute to come around because I

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<v Speaker 2>remember that.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, man, is he's dope.

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<v Speaker 3>He's clearly like a good rapper, But I'm not on

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not on bird on board with a human yet

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<v Speaker 3>because I couldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because when On Future came out, so it was

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<v Speaker 1>too young for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we kids doing crazy shit. Brother loved Odd Future

0:21:48.560 --> 0:21:50.080
<v Speaker 2>and Lord's Squad, and I had to be like, let

0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:53.479
<v Speaker 2>me chuck on Mark. Yeah yeah, because it was like bro.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to I got free tickets to an Odd

0:21:55.560 --> 0:21:58.240
<v Speaker 1>Future show in San Francisco, and I remember I went

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<v Speaker 1>and there was no life at the bar. Yeah, and

0:22:01.400 --> 0:22:03.600
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, this is not for me, this

0:22:03.760 --> 0:22:05.240
<v Speaker 1>y Yeah, these are for kids.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he grew up and I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>that's cool. No, that's my fucking coolest shit and.

0:22:09.119 --> 0:22:11.240
<v Speaker 1>Also allowed some space for growth.

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<v Speaker 2>It happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody grows man. I used to have credit at the

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<v Speaker 1>liquor store. Look at me now, nice to talk.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what happened is we we got you know who,

0:22:20.880 --> 0:22:22.479
<v Speaker 2>we got to do that shit for us, and then

0:22:22.680 --> 0:22:24.760
<v Speaker 2>we never had to worry about it and tell me

0:22:24.800 --> 0:22:28.560
<v Speaker 2>if y'all disagree. We had Eminem and more specifically, we

0:22:28.760 --> 0:22:32.040
<v Speaker 2>had all of D twelve, so we got bizarre, We

0:22:32.160 --> 0:22:34.920
<v Speaker 2>got Obie Trice, We had like fucked up, crazy weird

0:22:34.960 --> 0:22:37.400
<v Speaker 2>black dudes doing fucked up, crazy weird shit with Eminem,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we just never had to deal with it.

0:22:40.000 --> 0:22:42.919
<v Speaker 2>Like we got them and we like listen to them

0:22:42.960 --> 0:22:44.639
<v Speaker 2>do that shit, and then we were like, oh well

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<v Speaker 2>actually I'm cool now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I say, also, if we're talking about this,

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<v Speaker 1>we're bringing it out there. Yeah, what's in the water

0:22:52.080 --> 0:22:55.800
<v Speaker 1>in Detroit? Because they started that whole horror core wrap

0:22:55.920 --> 0:22:59.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that was Detroit, right, Yeah, e Seian and all

0:22:59.240 --> 0:23:02.480
<v Speaker 1>that crazy see that rap music that is scary to

0:23:02.560 --> 0:23:02.879
<v Speaker 1>listen to.

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<v Speaker 2>What's from there? What's going on? I'm not from there?

0:23:06.200 --> 0:23:10.360
<v Speaker 2>He was just he was just walking up outside from there.

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<v Speaker 3>Be careful, yeah, mom, But like it would be like

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<v Speaker 3>asking a person who never returned to the island, okay

0:23:19.440 --> 0:23:20.080
<v Speaker 3>with the island?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the mango in the water?

0:23:23.200 --> 0:23:26.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like I don't know, it's see some of us

0:23:26.960 --> 0:23:28.000
<v Speaker 1>believeing pedrogenetics.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was just like it's something in you.

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<v Speaker 2>You think there's something in the in my core that

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<v Speaker 2>just understands Detroit movement. Yeah, more than I do.

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<v Speaker 3>I will say that Detroit is very weirdly a arts

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<v Speaker 3>city and it doesn't get a lot of credit as

0:23:47.680 --> 0:23:48.960
<v Speaker 3>an art city because it's a.

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<v Speaker 2>Bummer to visit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like it is legitimately a city with like a

0:23:53.880 --> 0:23:59.159
<v Speaker 3>strong ass grassroots arts community, and I think that blossoms

0:23:59.280 --> 0:24:02.200
<v Speaker 3>out into trying a lot of weird shit in their

0:24:02.320 --> 0:24:05.400
<v Speaker 3>music and in their like culture like they have there.

0:24:05.560 --> 0:24:09.320
<v Speaker 3>There's this this project that's on the I'm gonna fuck

0:24:09.480 --> 0:24:12.320
<v Speaker 3>Butcher the name, But there's this arts project on like

0:24:12.440 --> 0:24:14.960
<v Speaker 3>the west side of Detroit that like, this dude just

0:24:15.040 --> 0:24:20.000
<v Speaker 3>basically turned his entire block into like a found art exhibit,

0:24:20.280 --> 0:24:23.359
<v Speaker 3>right because all the houses are abandoned. It's just like

0:24:23.560 --> 0:24:26.760
<v Speaker 3>decorate the whole fucking block with whatever he wanted. And

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<v Speaker 3>so it's like weird shit. It's like skull, baby skull

0:24:30.680 --> 0:24:33.080
<v Speaker 3>with a stick in it, and then it's like wrapped

0:24:33.119 --> 0:24:35.520
<v Speaker 3>with barbed wire. It's like, really, is him just being

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<v Speaker 3>like I'm not I'm just gonna do what I want

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<v Speaker 3>with I think that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's also like there are a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>different types of black Like am I wrong about? There's

0:24:45.080 --> 0:24:47.159
<v Speaker 1>a lot of black techno that came out of Detroit

0:24:47.240 --> 0:24:51.719
<v Speaker 1>as well, this where house music was technically born, right,

0:24:51.880 --> 0:24:53.720
<v Speaker 1>So it's like I get that that it's just a

0:24:53.800 --> 0:24:55.040
<v Speaker 1>city trying a lot of stuff.

0:24:55.160 --> 0:24:56.720
<v Speaker 2>The Heidelberg Project.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, And when you get that, you also get dudes

0:24:59.600 --> 0:25:01.040
<v Speaker 1>wrapping up about eating stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I think so.

0:25:01.760 --> 0:25:04.200
<v Speaker 3>I think if you go visit the Heidelberg Project as

0:25:04.240 --> 0:25:07.159
<v Speaker 3>a young person and you see a baby with a

0:25:07.280 --> 0:25:10.720
<v Speaker 3>fucking stick stab through its skull, you go, I think

0:25:10.760 --> 0:25:12.800
<v Speaker 3>I could rap about whatever I want.

0:25:12.960 --> 0:25:13.440
<v Speaker 2>I like that.

0:25:13.760 --> 0:25:14.159
<v Speaker 4>I like that.

0:25:14.480 --> 0:25:17.960
<v Speaker 2>And now the Detroit sound and the Milwaukee sound is

0:25:18.080 --> 0:25:22.920
<v Speaker 2>just kind of a a rhythmic, offbeat syncopated, sort of

0:25:23.080 --> 0:25:27.360
<v Speaker 2>very specific cadence. When growing up there were rappers where

0:25:27.359 --> 0:25:30.040
<v Speaker 2>you're like that, this is scariest Buck and I don't.

0:25:30.520 --> 0:25:33.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm not mad that Tyler was kind of that early on.

0:25:33.920 --> 0:25:38.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know pictures in like white Face. Also

0:25:39.640 --> 0:25:41.680
<v Speaker 2>at the time I think it's coming back.

0:25:41.920 --> 0:25:42.320
<v Speaker 4>It was.

0:25:43.880 --> 0:25:46.080
<v Speaker 2>Like, okay, I've been talking to people what I'm saying.

0:25:46.200 --> 0:25:46.960
<v Speaker 2>I dropped a joke.

0:25:47.200 --> 0:25:47.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry.

0:25:47.680 --> 0:25:50.280
<v Speaker 2>I dropped a joke about I was starting rob on

0:25:50.359 --> 0:25:51.719
<v Speaker 2>the internet the other day. Drop.

0:25:51.840 --> 0:25:53.800
<v Speaker 1>I dropped a joke about being Leston for Halloween, and

0:25:53.840 --> 0:25:58.040
<v Speaker 1>YE laughed and I was like, I think this, I think,

0:25:59.160 --> 0:26:00.840
<v Speaker 1>I think white Face I think we could.

0:26:00.680 --> 0:26:03.080
<v Speaker 2>Get in early first, I'm hearing of it.

0:26:06.560 --> 0:26:08.240
<v Speaker 1>Well, I was thinking it would be funny if we

0:26:08.280 --> 0:26:09.440
<v Speaker 1>were each other for Halloween.

0:26:09.560 --> 0:26:10.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, that's not funny for me.

0:26:11.680 --> 0:26:12.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the problems.

0:26:12.840 --> 0:26:17.520
<v Speaker 2>Actually, the problems not funny for me because then because

0:26:17.560 --> 0:26:19.920
<v Speaker 2>you go into the shades and you got going.

0:26:20.119 --> 0:26:23.760
<v Speaker 7>Brother, no thing I can put on. It's a compliment

0:26:23.960 --> 0:26:26.080
<v Speaker 7>to you. You know what you could do if it

0:26:26.080 --> 0:26:26.680
<v Speaker 7>would be funny?

0:26:26.680 --> 0:26:31.040
<v Speaker 1>If I showed up as you and you were you Okay,

0:26:31.400 --> 0:26:33.840
<v Speaker 1>that's okay, right, that might get away with it.

0:26:34.680 --> 0:26:37.880
<v Speaker 2>Or you say, oh, let's be let's be just Halloween

0:26:37.960 --> 0:26:40.399
<v Speaker 2>and you just come in a bunch of Denver stuff.

0:26:40.440 --> 0:26:47.240
<v Speaker 2>You go, look at me. I'm daming. You didn't have

0:26:47.400 --> 0:26:50.639
<v Speaker 2>no Chicago stuff you wanted to put up? Yeah, no,

0:26:50.880 --> 0:26:53.399
<v Speaker 2>I thought this was this what I thought thought we

0:26:53.520 --> 0:26:55.720
<v Speaker 2>were having fun. You know, sei way went to my

0:26:55.800 --> 0:26:59.639
<v Speaker 2>high school. You could have warned something about that. You

0:26:59.680 --> 0:27:00.760
<v Speaker 2>would nuggets Jersey.

0:27:01.600 --> 0:27:02.200
<v Speaker 1>That's true.

0:27:02.359 --> 0:27:07.679
<v Speaker 2>I think you can't. That's bunny, that's comedy of error.

0:27:07.840 --> 0:27:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think that would probably be better. But I've

0:27:10.320 --> 0:27:11.440
<v Speaker 1>just been thinking of me.

0:27:11.680 --> 0:27:12.920
<v Speaker 2>But no, no, no, not for you.

0:27:13.480 --> 0:27:17.399
<v Speaker 1>There would be Yeah, there's just no world. I get that,

0:27:17.480 --> 0:27:20.520
<v Speaker 1>do you ever? I also do think, though this guy's diabolical.

0:27:20.920 --> 0:27:23.320
<v Speaker 1>I think if we let it go and we were

0:27:23.440 --> 0:27:26.520
<v Speaker 1>just like you'd be Leanston, you be David. I think

0:27:27.280 --> 0:27:28.840
<v Speaker 1>he might show up in a gorilla cos.

0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:38.399
<v Speaker 2>Oh my costume? What ever? You thought for a moment

0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:42.280
<v Speaker 2>I would lose the competition. That's okay what I'm saying,

0:27:43.560 --> 0:27:45.639
<v Speaker 2>And this is why we have rules. Said, why do

0:27:45.720 --> 0:27:49.720
<v Speaker 2>you have a bone through your nose? You came with

0:27:49.880 --> 0:27:50.399
<v Speaker 2>a spear?

0:27:53.480 --> 0:27:56.720
<v Speaker 1>What I just got like a little bit of white

0:27:56.760 --> 0:28:01.320
<v Speaker 1>face on and like a brighter sir would dragged and knuckles.

0:28:05.600 --> 0:28:08.600
<v Speaker 2>Buffalo Bill's Super Bowls champ shirt that you think they

0:28:08.680 --> 0:28:14.200
<v Speaker 2>shipped over there. That's an all the specific mean thing

0:28:14.280 --> 0:28:18.640
<v Speaker 2>about African kids. You really dug d oh man, Dad,

0:28:18.680 --> 0:28:20.080
<v Speaker 2>Now I'm gonna win the competition.

0:28:20.320 --> 0:28:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, some Halloween, some Halloween will be able to join

0:28:23.520 --> 0:28:23.880
<v Speaker 1>each other.

0:28:24.200 --> 0:28:27.639
<v Speaker 3>I think when this country has righted the ship, when

0:28:27.680 --> 0:28:30.280
<v Speaker 3>we when we're finally back to what we used to be.

0:28:30.560 --> 0:28:34.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, in a while. Now America doesn't say don't

0:28:34.280 --> 0:28:36.800
<v Speaker 2>make it perfect? Can we get back to eight?

0:28:37.119 --> 0:28:39.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, we're pining for black face?

0:28:39.440 --> 0:28:39.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:28:41.600 --> 0:28:44.760
<v Speaker 6>If that was if that was our biggest problem was

0:28:45.120 --> 0:28:47.640
<v Speaker 6>was white people wearing black vests, I'd be so happy.

0:28:47.680 --> 0:28:51.320
<v Speaker 2>So much better. That was so sim Yeah, Megan Kelly,

0:28:51.440 --> 0:28:54.200
<v Speaker 2>put it back on. Put it back on. You deserve it.

0:28:54.720 --> 0:28:57.240
<v Speaker 1>That's so funny because today my homie d M me

0:28:57.480 --> 0:28:59.560
<v Speaker 1>and it was like, uh, there's a video of some

0:28:59.640 --> 0:29:01.240
<v Speaker 1>white girl doing blackface for Halloween.

0:29:01.400 --> 0:29:03.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he was like anybody, he were like this,

0:29:03.520 --> 0:29:05.360
<v Speaker 2>I ain't even know he's the funny thing.

0:29:05.440 --> 0:29:06.400
<v Speaker 1>He's the funniest thing.

0:29:06.440 --> 0:29:07.760
<v Speaker 2>He was like, not gonna lie.

0:29:07.840 --> 0:29:09.320
<v Speaker 1>I kind of look forward to these every year.

0:29:11.000 --> 0:29:12.560
<v Speaker 2>They are legitimately funny.

0:29:14.280 --> 0:29:16.479
<v Speaker 3>And I know you guys are gonna be mad at

0:29:16.560 --> 0:29:19.680
<v Speaker 3>us for saying it, but they're they're legitimately funny.

0:29:19.760 --> 0:29:21.560
<v Speaker 2>Well, because they're funny.

0:29:21.280 --> 0:29:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Because of context.

0:29:22.480 --> 0:29:22.760
<v Speaker 2>That's it.

0:29:23.080 --> 0:29:25.239
<v Speaker 1>It's not like I don't if I saw that, if

0:29:25.280 --> 0:29:27.400
<v Speaker 1>that walks into my Halloween party, in my laughing, I

0:29:27.440 --> 0:29:30.280
<v Speaker 1>would not think that's funny. It's just like but like

0:29:30.960 --> 0:29:32.600
<v Speaker 1>when you take everything. That's why.

0:29:32.680 --> 0:29:35.000
<v Speaker 2>It's if it's on a phone and I have this

0:29:35.040 --> 0:29:37.840
<v Speaker 2>aesthetic distance to be like you stepped in it.

0:29:38.080 --> 0:29:38.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:29:38.760 --> 0:29:42.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I liked it out of awareness and humor, not

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:45.400
<v Speaker 2>out of liking it. I also, and.

0:29:45.480 --> 0:29:48.360
<v Speaker 1>That's people need to realize humor isn't morality, I think

0:29:48.480 --> 0:29:50.920
<v Speaker 1>is what needs to happen. David, that ship is not

0:29:51.720 --> 0:29:54.800
<v Speaker 1>the funny thing, is not why these fucking comics are

0:29:54.840 --> 0:29:55.440
<v Speaker 1>fucking idiots.

0:29:55.680 --> 0:29:58.040
<v Speaker 2>All I about it? What's funny? Will you idiot?

0:29:58.120 --> 0:30:02.840
<v Speaker 1>Then go kill yourself about you have funny something? Start

0:30:02.880 --> 0:30:06.120
<v Speaker 1>of religion, you fucking ding dog. Bad stuff is funny.

0:30:06.320 --> 0:30:08.760
<v Speaker 1>It's funny when bad stuff happens to people. But you

0:30:08.840 --> 0:30:09.840
<v Speaker 1>can't live by that.

0:30:11.800 --> 0:30:15.800
<v Speaker 2>It isn't just it isn't just the distance for me.

0:30:16.120 --> 0:30:19.320
<v Speaker 3>It also there's this small piece of it where it's like, Bro,

0:30:19.560 --> 0:30:23.800
<v Speaker 3>you did something everybody else is afraid of, and you

0:30:24.400 --> 0:30:27.000
<v Speaker 3>had no idea that that likes.

0:30:26.880 --> 0:30:31.480
<v Speaker 2>The bravery of black face, like Bro, I wouldn't, I

0:30:31.640 --> 0:30:34.600
<v Speaker 2>couldn't do it, or maybe maybe or maybe last and

0:30:34.880 --> 0:30:38.840
<v Speaker 2>enjoys the incongruity of those people doing that. And you're going,

0:30:39.080 --> 0:30:43.280
<v Speaker 2>wait a sec. Everyone else's software has been updated. Everybody,

0:30:43.360 --> 0:30:46.920
<v Speaker 2>I'll do it. This is it's crazy, and that's funny.

0:30:47.560 --> 0:30:50.680
<v Speaker 2>It's so funny. You didn't get we passed the memo

0:30:50.800 --> 0:30:54.680
<v Speaker 2>around the office. Did you know everybody knew? Y'all you

0:30:55.000 --> 0:30:57.640
<v Speaker 2>live in the same place I do. It's it's so

0:30:58.360 --> 0:31:02.360
<v Speaker 2>frowned upon, y'all. Stop doing it in your entertainment. It's

0:31:02.440 --> 0:31:05.000
<v Speaker 2>not even like we got it out of ours. You

0:31:05.280 --> 0:31:07.960
<v Speaker 2>stop entertaining each other with the ship and you're still

0:31:08.160 --> 0:31:11.240
<v Speaker 2>that's good for you. That's very funny. It is funny.

0:31:11.520 --> 0:31:14.240
<v Speaker 2>It is a good person that is a soulless devil.

0:31:14.560 --> 0:31:18.680
<v Speaker 2>That is a funny mother. They always do choose, I mean,

0:31:18.760 --> 0:31:20.440
<v Speaker 2>they always choose Doodo Brown to.

0:31:21.240 --> 0:31:21.920
<v Speaker 1>Know this one.

0:31:22.000 --> 0:31:22.520
<v Speaker 2>I saw.

0:31:28.280 --> 0:31:33.440
<v Speaker 1>This microphone ass that Okay, it was it was. It

0:31:33.600 --> 0:31:36.640
<v Speaker 1>was fucked because it was these white girls, I guess, being.

0:31:36.680 --> 0:31:37.719
<v Speaker 2>W n b A players.

0:31:37.800 --> 0:31:42.080
<v Speaker 1>What you're like, wait, it was like they're wearing like

0:31:42.200 --> 0:31:44.520
<v Speaker 1>pink jerseys and it was crazy.

0:31:44.960 --> 0:31:48.480
<v Speaker 2>That's true because okay, because here's something you are being

0:31:48.880 --> 0:31:51.800
<v Speaker 2>a feminist because you are celebrating women's sports.

0:31:52.600 --> 0:31:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Are you celebrating women?

0:31:54.640 --> 0:32:00.160
<v Speaker 2>Give him? Give him? You could just be there are

0:32:00.160 --> 0:32:04.720
<v Speaker 2>a white w n b A play. Famously, recently, there

0:32:04.760 --> 0:32:07.360
<v Speaker 2>are a lot of what page backers came and bring

0:32:07.520 --> 0:32:11.840
<v Speaker 2>and uh and Kaitlyn Clark. They are three easy names

0:32:12.520 --> 0:32:15.240
<v Speaker 2>that are white NBA players that if you want to

0:32:15.280 --> 0:32:18.520
<v Speaker 2>be a w NBA player, you can be. Kaitlyn Clark

0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:21.320
<v Speaker 2>has controversial for so many of them. If you I mean,

0:32:21.680 --> 0:32:24.480
<v Speaker 2>my my hot take is that Timothy Shallow made should

0:32:24.480 --> 0:32:29.360
<v Speaker 2>go as Kaitlyn Clark because it's very close. It's close enough,

0:32:29.760 --> 0:32:34.640
<v Speaker 2>it's close enough, they coming, they come. That was a

0:32:34.680 --> 0:32:37.760
<v Speaker 2>good one. Okay, Okay, I've never seen them in the

0:32:37.760 --> 0:32:45.480
<v Speaker 2>same room. You're going to good jail. You're going to

0:32:45.520 --> 0:32:53.080
<v Speaker 2>fund jail. White. One time I did what a white person.

0:32:53.240 --> 0:32:55.520
<v Speaker 2>One time, I did post the story on Instagram where

0:32:55.520 --> 0:32:57.680
<v Speaker 2>I was wearing like some sort of mask and it

0:32:57.880 --> 0:32:59.680
<v Speaker 2>was white, and I did post it on one of

0:32:59.720 --> 0:33:02.800
<v Speaker 2>my Pagram stories, and one of my friends, who is white,

0:33:02.880 --> 0:33:06.280
<v Speaker 2>she said, Jay, this is funny. Yeah, And I did

0:33:06.400 --> 0:33:10.480
<v Speaker 2>have to be like, oh, I thought you were cool. Yeah,

0:33:11.200 --> 0:33:14.160
<v Speaker 2>it is funny. I didn't posted on the I didn't

0:33:14.240 --> 0:33:17.320
<v Speaker 2>posted on the grid. Is on the story. Come on,

0:33:17.480 --> 0:33:21.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm just acknowledging a thing. I'm just doing my skincare routine.

0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:22.880
<v Speaker 2>And I look, I was like, this is kind of funny.

0:33:23.720 --> 0:33:26.280
<v Speaker 2>That is funny. It's gonna be going tomorrow the story

0:33:26.360 --> 0:33:28.960
<v Speaker 2>and repost. That doesn't even count to me, right, No,

0:33:29.200 --> 0:33:30.760
<v Speaker 2>That's where I'm at my most reckless.

0:33:30.960 --> 0:33:34.400
<v Speaker 1>You just taught me about reposting, and I was just

0:33:34.520 --> 0:33:38.240
<v Speaker 1>going through reposting ship and then I was like, oh, maybe, yeah.

0:33:38.160 --> 0:33:41.720
<v Speaker 2>The order of what I'm doing, I need to put

0:33:41.920 --> 0:33:44.680
<v Speaker 2>some social media curated. Yeah, otherwise you think I'm just like,

0:33:45.040 --> 0:33:48.200
<v Speaker 2>but Instagram is also just back to telling the people now,

0:33:48.320 --> 0:33:51.920
<v Speaker 2>because every time I see a big booty across the

0:33:52.040 --> 0:33:56.880
<v Speaker 2>gender expanse, my friend's faces are very small now in

0:33:57.000 --> 0:33:59.160
<v Speaker 2>the left hand corner and they're floating.

0:33:59.240 --> 0:33:59.800
<v Speaker 1>Kind of smile.

0:34:01.000 --> 0:34:02.520
<v Speaker 2>My friends. My friends are like.

0:34:06.480 --> 0:34:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's always the people.

0:34:08.520 --> 0:34:10.160
<v Speaker 2>It's always the people. You don't want it to be.

0:34:10.600 --> 0:34:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Man and the old guys, old guys who still think

0:34:15.160 --> 0:34:17.480
<v Speaker 1>that she sees the heart that he says.

0:34:17.400 --> 0:34:20.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna say, Okay, guess what. Guess what. I'm

0:34:20.040 --> 0:34:22.560
<v Speaker 2>gonna tell you something, and it does not leave this

0:34:22.760 --> 0:34:26.840
<v Speaker 2>room even though this is being recorded. Kid, Okay, this okay.

0:34:26.960 --> 0:34:29.680
<v Speaker 2>So there is an older comic in New York, and

0:34:29.960 --> 0:34:32.279
<v Speaker 2>every time I get on Threads, there will be like

0:34:32.360 --> 0:34:36.319
<v Speaker 2>a woman in an orange bikini and underne he will

0:34:36.400 --> 0:34:40.560
<v Speaker 2>put like orange hearts, and I mean, like, whoa he

0:34:40.680 --> 0:34:45.880
<v Speaker 2>coordinated their brother putting hearts that matches a bikini that's beautiful.

0:34:46.120 --> 0:34:46.720
<v Speaker 1>That sucks.

0:34:48.040 --> 0:34:48.920
<v Speaker 2>He's like, baby, I'm fan.

0:34:51.440 --> 0:34:53.160
<v Speaker 1>Is that his computer with an orange fitted on.

0:34:55.600 --> 0:35:01.920
<v Speaker 2>He's in bed with. If I never take it off,

0:35:01.960 --> 0:35:06.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm not bought. That works. Imagine how that thing smells.

0:35:07.239 --> 0:35:09.160
<v Speaker 5>Mag Ma, you.

0:35:10.400 --> 0:35:13.400
<v Speaker 2>Shirtless in bed with the Yankee fitted on.

0:35:13.719 --> 0:35:17.680
<v Speaker 7>I don't even think he has that many hats, you

0:35:17.760 --> 0:35:21.040
<v Speaker 7>know what I mean, Like I think he's I think

0:35:21.080 --> 0:35:22.439
<v Speaker 7>he's it's like the same.

0:35:22.640 --> 0:35:24.360
<v Speaker 2>I think he did a podcast with I believe what

0:35:24.440 --> 0:35:26.640
<v Speaker 2>he said Matt TV paid him in hats a little bit.

0:35:27.040 --> 0:35:30.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, man, that is an old timey, devilish version

0:35:30.920 --> 0:35:31.720
<v Speaker 1>of show business.

0:35:36.840 --> 0:35:39.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you canna have a salary or you can have

0:35:39.760 --> 0:35:43.319
<v Speaker 2>what we know you're gonna spend it on. What don't

0:35:43.360 --> 0:35:48.200
<v Speaker 2>we know you're gonna spend Look, man, you see you

0:35:48.280 --> 0:35:51.239
<v Speaker 2>see Airy Spence on the street with the side and

0:35:51.320 --> 0:35:53.399
<v Speaker 2>you go, hey, I'm gonna give you some money. You're

0:35:53.400 --> 0:35:58.040
<v Speaker 2>gonna spend on hats. Man, I'm swear to god, it's

0:35:58.080 --> 0:36:01.400
<v Speaker 2>my last, my last I take you to make That

0:36:01.600 --> 0:36:04.320
<v Speaker 2>was like by something. I don't need the money. I

0:36:04.400 --> 0:36:10.640
<v Speaker 2>know you're just gonna buy hat. I'll take you to

0:36:10.680 --> 0:36:16.719
<v Speaker 2>the liquor store. Just don't body has I but I

0:36:16.800 --> 0:36:20.080
<v Speaker 2>was sorry. That's how I'm going to end up. My biggest,

0:36:20.520 --> 0:36:22.480
<v Speaker 2>my biggest fear. I think you can wear hats all

0:36:22.520 --> 0:36:25.239
<v Speaker 2>the time. You just can't have bad opinions. Yeah, me

0:36:25.320 --> 0:36:28.600
<v Speaker 2>and me and what if you do both My husband

0:36:28.640 --> 0:36:31.320
<v Speaker 2>bought me like a hat. Oh this is actually connected.

0:36:31.560 --> 0:36:34.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, y'all putting stuff together for me. So

0:36:34.680 --> 0:36:38.040
<v Speaker 2>my my husband he bought me like a container for like,

0:36:38.200 --> 0:36:39.920
<v Speaker 2>I got a bunch of hats. I said, what, I

0:36:39.960 --> 0:36:41.880
<v Speaker 2>don't got that many hats. I don't need a container

0:36:41.920 --> 0:36:45.000
<v Speaker 2>for these hats. I needed it. No, Yeah, And it's

0:36:45.080 --> 0:36:47.759
<v Speaker 2>connected to my mom. My mom she had a lot

0:36:47.760 --> 0:36:51.759
<v Speaker 2>of hats, church hats when she went to my granddad's. Yeah,

0:36:51.800 --> 0:36:54.879
<v Speaker 2>when she went, thank you. It's it's the same. They

0:36:55.000 --> 0:36:58.719
<v Speaker 2>are fascinators. She got a bunch of church hats. My mom.

0:36:58.800 --> 0:37:01.600
<v Speaker 2>She's one to my granddad's dad's funeral in Atlanta. She

0:37:01.680 --> 0:37:04.040
<v Speaker 2>got on a plane with the hat box. James Brown

0:37:04.400 --> 0:37:08.279
<v Speaker 2>is on the plane, Yeah, trying food commercial. Well this

0:37:08.480 --> 0:37:09.880
<v Speaker 2>was he was in the front, but this was this

0:37:10.000 --> 0:37:12.920
<v Speaker 2>is like he has to be at the front front.

0:37:12.760 --> 0:37:14.160
<v Speaker 1>Otherwise my world.

0:37:14.640 --> 0:37:17.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's in the front. They're going to Atlanta. Him fly.

0:37:24.040 --> 0:37:28.280
<v Speaker 1>He was like Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen fly the plane.

0:37:28.680 --> 0:37:30.720
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, James Brown is kind of like our Charlie.

0:37:30.800 --> 0:37:32.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would say so. And this is that we've

0:37:32.920 --> 0:37:37.080
<v Speaker 2>seen multiple interviews where it's like you high. Yeah, but

0:37:37.320 --> 0:37:39.960
<v Speaker 2>he's in the he sees my mom with the hat box.

0:37:40.040 --> 0:37:41.640
<v Speaker 2>And this is the story my mom told me, and

0:37:41.800 --> 0:37:44.920
<v Speaker 2>I literally tell it every time someone brings up hat

0:37:45.040 --> 0:37:49.279
<v Speaker 2>or James Brown. My mom was grieving her father and

0:37:49.440 --> 0:37:51.279
<v Speaker 2>the thing she sees when she gets on this plane

0:37:51.400 --> 0:37:53.839
<v Speaker 2>is a bunch of smiling, happy people about James Brown.

0:37:54.040 --> 0:37:55.879
<v Speaker 2>She don't want to see James Brown. She gets James Brown.

0:37:55.960 --> 0:37:57.880
<v Speaker 2>James Brown sees my mom. She's kind of sad, but

0:37:57.960 --> 0:37:59.879
<v Speaker 2>she has a has a box with her and Jane

0:38:00.239 --> 0:38:07.240
<v Speaker 2>go hey, got a half back. He sees this wonderful

0:38:07.320 --> 0:38:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Southern woman getting playing kind of sad. He's don't cheer up. Yeah,

0:38:11.239 --> 0:38:14.160
<v Speaker 2>he don't know my granddad's that she's sad. He goes

0:38:14.520 --> 0:38:19.120
<v Speaker 2>got a half back. Yeah, he just was giving her

0:38:19.120 --> 0:38:24.160
<v Speaker 2>a little something. Yeah, that's really sweet. That's really great.

0:38:24.200 --> 0:38:27.320
<v Speaker 2>That's really no James Brown trying to fuck my mom agreeing.

0:38:27.560 --> 0:38:29.880
<v Speaker 2>You don't know, listen, don't put that it could have

0:38:29.960 --> 0:38:32.640
<v Speaker 2>been altristic, that's true.

0:38:32.719 --> 0:38:34.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't you think it was alternative.

0:38:34.080 --> 0:38:36.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't think James Brown was giving a little bit

0:38:36.760 --> 0:38:40.600
<v Speaker 2>of his soul to your mom. Okay, but it's like

0:38:41.000 --> 0:38:43.040
<v Speaker 2>and that was like when the first time was like, Mom,

0:38:43.160 --> 0:38:48.080
<v Speaker 2>that's funny. Funny you think you have more hat than

0:38:48.120 --> 0:38:51.880
<v Speaker 2>your mom? Sorry, no, well now you know now I

0:38:52.000 --> 0:38:53.960
<v Speaker 2>think she has different types of hats because she'd be

0:38:53.960 --> 0:38:54.560
<v Speaker 2>switching it up.

0:38:54.600 --> 0:38:54.960
<v Speaker 1>My mom.

0:38:55.680 --> 0:38:57.800
<v Speaker 2>She switches up now because my sister in law she

0:38:57.920 --> 0:39:01.279
<v Speaker 2>do hair, so my mom, Mom can jump the line. Yeah,

0:39:01.400 --> 0:39:04.440
<v Speaker 2>we're talking about Barbara etiquette before the pod started. But

0:39:04.520 --> 0:39:07.040
<v Speaker 2>my mom always talking. She'd be she be jumping the

0:39:07.120 --> 0:39:09.399
<v Speaker 2>line when it comes to Crystal, my sister in laws,

0:39:09.480 --> 0:39:12.640
<v Speaker 2>you new hair, Mama, my mama will take your spot. Yeah,

0:39:12.800 --> 0:39:18.000
<v Speaker 2>my mama. You know there's grandbabies now to say, yeah, wow,

0:39:18.520 --> 0:39:21.520
<v Speaker 2>she'd be switching her hair up a lot. Now, my

0:39:21.640 --> 0:39:24.439
<v Speaker 2>mama will send me yourself. He'll be like, okay, okay, yeah,

0:39:24.680 --> 0:39:29.320
<v Speaker 2>you're really being loose, oh my mama, because he's not

0:39:29.560 --> 0:39:32.840
<v Speaker 2>braids young. No, not so for your mom. For my

0:39:32.960 --> 0:39:37.040
<v Speaker 2>mom to get braids and black and black and blond

0:39:37.160 --> 0:39:40.080
<v Speaker 2>braids in her sixties, my first thought was love it.

0:39:40.520 --> 0:39:44.600
<v Speaker 2>Mya said, who is my mama dating? Is ma mama

0:39:44.680 --> 0:39:45.440
<v Speaker 2>sneaking out to sea?

0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:45.959
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:39:46.480 --> 0:39:48.680
<v Speaker 2>Are your parents together? No? My dad he passed away.

0:39:48.760 --> 0:39:51.520
<v Speaker 2>He passed down. I was fifteen. So they got divorced,

0:39:51.560 --> 0:39:53.839
<v Speaker 2>so he never got to see.

0:39:54.000 --> 0:39:56.960
<v Speaker 1>If they want to see, your mama's going on the carnival.

0:39:57.800 --> 0:40:01.920
<v Speaker 2>Tom joining us. Oh, that's a class my mama. Mama

0:40:02.040 --> 0:40:08.759
<v Speaker 2>is going on a voyage to Atlantis. Got a turn? Yeah,

0:40:08.800 --> 0:40:12.480
<v Speaker 2>they taking turns. He know my mama. I know I

0:40:12.640 --> 0:40:16.040
<v Speaker 2>used to. I couldn't really sexualize my mother until I

0:40:16.080 --> 0:40:18.120
<v Speaker 2>got into my thirties. My mom went to the super

0:40:18.160 --> 0:40:20.960
<v Speaker 2>Bowl one time, and I want to say in Jacksonville,

0:40:21.000 --> 0:40:23.040
<v Speaker 2>she was a super Bowl. She went to super Bowl

0:40:23.280 --> 0:40:28.160
<v Speaker 2>with this man. His name is doctor Truly. No, no,

0:40:28.280 --> 0:40:31.120
<v Speaker 2>he was doctor What did you call him, doctor, trulieh.

0:40:31.120 --> 0:40:35.000
<v Speaker 2>I called him doctor truly. I call him William William. No,

0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:37.480
<v Speaker 2>I called him doctor truly. Okay, that's him. Then my

0:40:37.560 --> 0:40:39.759
<v Speaker 2>mama mama only called him William when she was mad,

0:40:39.800 --> 0:40:41.920
<v Speaker 2>and so I was like, oh, y'all date. Oh she

0:40:42.040 --> 0:40:44.120
<v Speaker 2>called him doctor truly, and she called him doctor truly

0:40:44.160 --> 0:40:46.680
<v Speaker 2>in front of us, and then on the phone she'd

0:40:46.680 --> 0:40:48.200
<v Speaker 2>be saying. I was like, well William, I'd be like, okay,

0:40:48.280 --> 0:40:51.120
<v Speaker 2>they're mad. So he took her to the super Bowl

0:40:51.480 --> 0:40:54.440
<v Speaker 2>it was Eagles versus Patriots. Because I remember being like,

0:40:54.480 --> 0:40:56.080
<v Speaker 2>my mom was going to the super Bowl. And at

0:40:56.080 --> 0:40:57.600
<v Speaker 2>the time, I was like, she's going to super Bowl.

0:40:57.680 --> 0:41:01.799
<v Speaker 2>That's crazy. Now looking back on it, then my mama

0:41:01.840 --> 0:41:04.600
<v Speaker 2>got flewed out. Yeah, yeah, I know, she got flewed out.

0:41:04.960 --> 0:41:06.240
<v Speaker 1>Mama got the highest state.

0:41:06.360 --> 0:41:08.719
<v Speaker 2>My mama got the highest stage on the highest state.

0:41:08.840 --> 0:41:11.399
<v Speaker 1>He said, to the super Bowl, to the super Bowl.

0:41:11.400 --> 0:41:13.600
<v Speaker 2>That's way different than like a carnival on the most

0:41:13.640 --> 0:41:16.040
<v Speaker 2>important day of the year. I choose your mom, biggest

0:41:16.080 --> 0:41:19.000
<v Speaker 2>media event in America. Yeah. Hey, he's a good man

0:41:19.120 --> 0:41:21.719
<v Speaker 2>for doing that. It didn't work out, But looking back

0:41:21.800 --> 0:41:23.800
<v Speaker 2>on it, I ain't flying nobody else the super Bowl. No,

0:41:24.200 --> 0:41:25.920
<v Speaker 2>you have a husband. Yeah, I mean, I still good.

0:41:25.960 --> 0:41:28.719
<v Speaker 2>I wanted, but I meant, yeah, I don't fly him

0:41:28.760 --> 0:41:31.440
<v Speaker 2>out he had here. No, Yeah, we asked about him,

0:41:31.680 --> 0:41:34.439
<v Speaker 2>Like you said, I couldn't I couldn't fly him. I said,

0:41:35.560 --> 0:41:40.359
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't fly him. We we need to take a break.

0:41:40.760 --> 0:41:44.160
<v Speaker 3>We have not even begun to address the conspiracy you

0:41:44.280 --> 0:41:46.360
<v Speaker 3>showed up with today. So what we're gonna do is

0:41:46.400 --> 0:41:47.920
<v Speaker 3>we're gonna take a break. We're gonna come back, we're

0:41:47.920 --> 0:41:51.080
<v Speaker 3>gonna chat about your conspiracy. Then we'll do a voicemail if.

0:41:51.040 --> 0:41:54.319
<v Speaker 2>We have time. Yeah, cooking, we have fun that it's great.

0:41:54.400 --> 0:41:58.719
<v Speaker 2>This is an awesome episode. Mama, Ma, mama, hoand I'm

0:42:00.160 --> 0:42:02.239
<v Speaker 2>this is what I said. Dating. No, I'll say this

0:42:02.600 --> 0:42:06.239
<v Speaker 2>so dating yes. But because my mom was on this

0:42:06.560 --> 0:42:09.360
<v Speaker 2>plane to the super Bowl. She was on it with

0:42:09.520 --> 0:42:11.880
<v Speaker 2>some sex workers and we love sex work. Oh, because

0:42:11.920 --> 0:42:14.239
<v Speaker 2>he was a super Bowl super Bowl my mom, I

0:42:14.560 --> 0:42:17.040
<v Speaker 2>cannot make this up. She got on the plane. It

0:42:17.160 --> 0:42:19.399
<v Speaker 2>was a bunch of girls and dresses with like tiny

0:42:19.480 --> 0:42:21.279
<v Speaker 2>suitcases and they all on the plane. They're all going

0:42:21.320 --> 0:42:24.279
<v Speaker 2>down Jackieville. My mom says, I'm so excited, and they

0:42:24.320 --> 0:42:25.799
<v Speaker 2>were like yeah. She's like, where you going? She said,

0:42:25.800 --> 0:42:27.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to super Bowl. We're going to super Bowl.

0:42:27.600 --> 0:42:29.479
<v Speaker 2>And my mom she's a teacher. She's in the union.

0:42:29.680 --> 0:42:31.600
<v Speaker 2>She was a teacher for thirty years. She said, oh,

0:42:31.600 --> 0:42:33.120
<v Speaker 2>you know, it's tough for us working girls. And they

0:42:33.120 --> 0:42:34.000
<v Speaker 2>said you're a working girl.

0:42:34.920 --> 0:42:38.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, brother, that is an episode of living.

0:42:46.080 --> 0:42:58.240
<v Speaker 10>Suddenly you had a Robert party. Wait a minute, good memory.

0:42:59.320 --> 0:43:00.919
<v Speaker 10>Not usually he was the mayor.

0:43:01.000 --> 0:43:03.600
<v Speaker 2>We're going to take a break more Jay Jarden more.

0:43:03.640 --> 0:43:04.440
<v Speaker 1>My mama told me.

0:43:14.000 --> 0:43:17.040
<v Speaker 2>But we're going to do this respectfully, otherwise we'll end

0:43:17.080 --> 0:43:19.560
<v Speaker 2>in a duel. And I mean a duel, real life

0:43:19.680 --> 0:43:23.640
<v Speaker 2>duel where only one person walks away. We can meet

0:43:23.719 --> 0:43:28.719
<v Speaker 2>with guns, bottles, knives or books and equations, but we're

0:43:28.760 --> 0:43:34.359
<v Speaker 2>going to do this, like man, So get ready, get ready,

0:43:34.400 --> 0:43:37.520
<v Speaker 2>We're back. Get ready? Are you? Are you auditioning? Did

0:43:37.560 --> 0:43:39.600
<v Speaker 2>you get the side for the ten powered biopinion brother?

0:43:40.120 --> 0:43:43.160
<v Speaker 2>When it is available, when he's finally ready to do

0:43:43.280 --> 0:43:47.080
<v Speaker 2>some work, you better believe when accomplishments are recognize is

0:43:47.120 --> 0:43:48.719
<v Speaker 2>what you're saying and what I'll say.

0:43:49.040 --> 0:43:51.840
<v Speaker 3>And this isn't me like in any I have no

0:43:52.000 --> 0:43:54.759
<v Speaker 3>idea what my future is, right Like, I'm not one

0:43:54.800 --> 0:43:57.000
<v Speaker 3>of these two who pretends that, like I'm going to

0:43:57.040 --> 0:44:00.439
<v Speaker 3>become some big celebrity. Maybe that happens, maybe that yeah,

0:44:00.560 --> 0:44:02.799
<v Speaker 3>But what I will commit to is that no matter

0:44:02.920 --> 0:44:06.279
<v Speaker 3>what scale of celebrity I become, I am committed to

0:44:06.600 --> 0:44:09.160
<v Speaker 3>the Terrence Howard film the second.

0:44:09.000 --> 0:44:09.720
<v Speaker 2>It is available.

0:44:09.760 --> 0:44:13.080
<v Speaker 1>You heard it here first, I would man deadline.

0:44:12.719 --> 0:44:17.040
<v Speaker 3>Exclusive I become the biggest star in the world, which

0:44:17.080 --> 0:44:20.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't anticipate. If by chance I should fall upon

0:44:21.239 --> 0:44:24.480
<v Speaker 3>a magic that allows me to become a true champion

0:44:24.600 --> 0:44:27.400
<v Speaker 3>of all men, I will still serve at the Terrence

0:44:27.440 --> 0:44:30.480
<v Speaker 3>Howard throne and because I would love to see middle

0:44:30.600 --> 0:44:35.720
<v Speaker 3>Terrence like mister Hollins Opus Terrence, where it's like it's working,

0:44:35.840 --> 0:44:37.400
<v Speaker 3>but you don't know how big it's gonna get.

0:44:37.560 --> 0:44:41.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like pre Empire, you know what I'm saying. Because

0:44:41.200 --> 0:44:41.840
<v Speaker 2>he was around.

0:44:41.920 --> 0:44:44.000
<v Speaker 1>He wasn't he in Sunset Park Bros.

0:44:44.200 --> 0:44:47.440
<v Speaker 2>He's been around for well, he was. He was in

0:44:47.560 --> 0:44:52.040
<v Speaker 2>every black movie and then also somehow in every white

0:44:52.120 --> 0:44:56.480
<v Speaker 2>TV show, and then like Empire was like a career renaissance.

0:44:56.840 --> 0:44:59.520
<v Speaker 2>It was like he had already the flow had already happened.

0:45:00.080 --> 0:45:02.719
<v Speaker 2>We were done with Terrence Howard. Yeah, little did we know?

0:45:03.680 --> 0:45:08.200
<v Speaker 2>One times one? That's two, that's two because check the

0:45:08.239 --> 0:45:11.560
<v Speaker 2>math right there? You got you got two of them?

0:45:11.920 --> 0:45:13.200
<v Speaker 2>If I got a one and I got a one,

0:45:13.480 --> 0:45:15.120
<v Speaker 2>how is that? Where this is where this is going.

0:45:15.400 --> 0:45:17.759
<v Speaker 2>He's literally doing that magic trick where you go like this.

0:45:22.400 --> 0:45:24.319
<v Speaker 2>I like that. You can do it better with one hand.

0:45:27.800 --> 0:45:29.120
<v Speaker 1>He took this to Harvard.

0:45:30.440 --> 0:45:35.839
<v Speaker 2>And they said, wait a minute, way way way, way, way,

0:45:36.480 --> 0:45:43.160
<v Speaker 2>way time out. Hey, hey cavel cavel man, damon, come

0:45:43.200 --> 0:45:45.840
<v Speaker 2>here look at this. How about these apples?

0:45:45.920 --> 0:45:48.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Do you think the Terrence Howard movie do you

0:45:48.320 --> 0:45:50.640
<v Speaker 1>think it gets? Do you think it gets to real theaters.

0:45:50.680 --> 0:45:52.319
<v Speaker 1>Do you think it's like a two B exclusive Rather,

0:45:52.400 --> 0:45:53.560
<v Speaker 1>that's not for us to decide.

0:45:54.000 --> 0:45:56.560
<v Speaker 2>No, it's gonna be on the app he owns and creates.

0:45:56.880 --> 0:45:59.000
<v Speaker 2>That's the problem is now I have to give my

0:45:59.120 --> 0:46:01.279
<v Speaker 2>information to watch. That's and that's what I meant.

0:46:01.280 --> 0:46:03.200
<v Speaker 3>I didn't mean to be dismissive. I just mean that

0:46:03.280 --> 0:46:06.200
<v Speaker 3>this is for Terrence Howard to choose what he wants

0:46:06.280 --> 0:46:06.760
<v Speaker 3>his future.

0:46:06.840 --> 0:46:11.040
<v Speaker 2>Y'all know how like everything in the entertainment industry is

0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:13.520
<v Speaker 2>kind of like moving towards people being more and more siloed.

0:46:13.719 --> 0:46:15.680
<v Speaker 2>But there aren't going to be celebrities that go, well,

0:46:15.760 --> 0:46:18.040
<v Speaker 2>I have an app. Yeah, if you download this app,

0:46:18.360 --> 0:46:21.200
<v Speaker 2>you can have access to me twenty four to seven. Yep,

0:46:21.320 --> 0:46:25.719
<v Speaker 2>And you mean you mean a phone? You just you

0:46:26.120 --> 0:46:28.919
<v Speaker 2>that's you're giving us your phone number. That's it. Yeah,

0:46:29.200 --> 0:46:30.040
<v Speaker 2>you can reach out to me.

0:46:30.239 --> 0:46:33.160
<v Speaker 3>I'll reach back everything I post and will be available

0:46:33.200 --> 0:46:34.840
<v Speaker 3>to text you with as.

0:46:34.719 --> 0:46:37.320
<v Speaker 1>The phone can. I say that The saddest thing that

0:46:37.400 --> 0:46:39.719
<v Speaker 1>ever has happened to me in Hollywood is seeing people

0:46:39.760 --> 0:46:42.399
<v Speaker 1>are used to watch on TV tell me about an app? Yeah,

0:46:43.120 --> 0:46:45.800
<v Speaker 1>like just like in different they happened to us outside.

0:46:45.960 --> 0:46:49.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, what a He was like, no, no, no, yeah.

0:46:50.120 --> 0:46:53.960
<v Speaker 2>When I was really breaking down that before your told

0:46:54.000 --> 0:46:57.160
<v Speaker 2>this story, I'll tell this story. That's the Hollywood improv.

0:46:58.800 --> 0:47:02.560
<v Speaker 2>That particular person looked at me and your do Travis'

0:47:03.000 --> 0:47:06.960
<v Speaker 2>skulls and said, by the shape of y'all's head, I

0:47:07.080 --> 0:47:10.080
<v Speaker 2>can tell what part of West Africa from I might

0:47:10.200 --> 0:47:13.480
<v Speaker 2>even can figure out what tribe he guessed twice? What

0:47:13.560 --> 0:47:18.759
<v Speaker 2>you got it wrong? Both? Of course, what do you guess? Well,

0:47:18.920 --> 0:47:21.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, he guessed the two big Nigerian tribes and

0:47:21.800 --> 0:47:28.080
<v Speaker 2>you go in and then he was like no. He

0:47:28.239 --> 0:47:30.520
<v Speaker 2>was like, well that's that's really all I came here with.

0:47:31.360 --> 0:47:36.440
<v Speaker 2>That's interesting. He said, well maybe you don't know. I

0:47:36.680 --> 0:47:40.640
<v Speaker 2>like that though, I do like you don't know, maybe

0:47:40.680 --> 0:47:44.440
<v Speaker 2>you just haven't done your research. And then he got

0:47:44.480 --> 0:47:46.840
<v Speaker 2>to me. He's like, well gay gay people is different.

0:47:48.080 --> 0:47:51.800
<v Speaker 2>You've been corrupted, brother, you had your skull pounded in.

0:47:53.520 --> 0:47:55.480
<v Speaker 2>That's not to be like nigga. You wore the drugs.

0:47:57.280 --> 0:48:01.000
<v Speaker 2>You was you oh man.

0:48:01.960 --> 0:48:06.399
<v Speaker 1>But anyways, get to my mama told me, app we're

0:48:06.440 --> 0:48:09.759
<v Speaker 1>selling all kinds of stuff as you thought Erica could

0:48:09.760 --> 0:48:11.680
<v Speaker 1>sell in sense that smells like a pussy. Wait till

0:48:11.680 --> 0:48:13.359
<v Speaker 1>you see the incense we're sitting, bro.

0:48:13.560 --> 0:48:16.360
<v Speaker 3>If you want to know what I'm googling mapping with

0:48:16.680 --> 0:48:18.680
<v Speaker 3>without actually going to places.

0:48:20.280 --> 0:48:24.359
<v Speaker 1>Available on that, you want to see the last thirty

0:48:24.440 --> 0:48:28.680
<v Speaker 1>days of my search history? WHOA, Okay, that's dangerous, that

0:48:28.960 --> 0:48:33.040
<v Speaker 1>it's way weirder, that it's like weird, but that is true, bravery. No,

0:48:33.160 --> 0:48:35.000
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't actually do it. This is a bit I

0:48:35.040 --> 0:48:38.920
<v Speaker 1>don't I can't allow anyone to. I wouldn't let my

0:48:39.000 --> 0:48:39.600
<v Speaker 1>spouse see that.

0:48:40.320 --> 0:48:44.960
<v Speaker 2>When the likes went away on Twitter, I was happy. Yeah, No,

0:48:45.080 --> 0:48:49.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't need I got to it. Yeah, it's too vulnerable.

0:48:49.520 --> 0:48:50.600
<v Speaker 2>I can't be out there like that.

0:48:50.920 --> 0:48:54.359
<v Speaker 1>No, No, And it's like I it's you're not. I'm

0:48:54.400 --> 0:48:56.759
<v Speaker 1>never as stupid as I am in my search. Yeah,

0:48:58.440 --> 0:48:59.160
<v Speaker 1>that's privacy.

0:48:59.239 --> 0:49:01.360
<v Speaker 2>You know. Hey, I don't know that. Don't tell anyone.

0:49:01.440 --> 0:49:04.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know this, but I am. I'm looking up

0:49:04.520 --> 0:49:05.440
<v Speaker 2>this again.

0:49:05.280 --> 0:49:07.399
<v Speaker 1>And I or sometimes I'm like the people I'm trying

0:49:07.400 --> 0:49:08.640
<v Speaker 1>to prove it to are right next year.

0:49:08.800 --> 0:49:11.399
<v Speaker 3>And I bet our grandpas wouldn't like if we knew

0:49:11.520 --> 0:49:14.080
<v Speaker 3>every page in the dictionary they hit you know what

0:49:14.080 --> 0:49:19.960
<v Speaker 3>I mean, every Encyclopedia Britannica stops that they they went on,

0:49:20.239 --> 0:49:22.960
<v Speaker 3>like a few of those you were a little embarrassed about.

0:49:22.880 --> 0:49:23.440
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean?

0:49:23.600 --> 0:49:28.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you you you do understand that. Like now we

0:49:29.640 --> 0:49:32.640
<v Speaker 2>have infinitely more access than they did, so we are

0:49:32.719 --> 0:49:35.560
<v Speaker 2>asking even more because they probably were just like, I

0:49:35.640 --> 0:49:40.000
<v Speaker 2>need to spell this before we're able to be like

0:49:43.480 --> 0:49:46.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to show with him. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:49:47.040 --> 0:49:51.040
<v Speaker 2>it says not guilty. Okay, we can take a picture.

0:49:52.680 --> 0:49:54.759
<v Speaker 2>That's what comedy is now. Comedy is like okay, well

0:49:54.840 --> 0:49:57.400
<v Speaker 2>like bad rapists or like we don't know yet rapists.

0:49:57.920 --> 0:49:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Comedy is not fun, is what it is.

0:50:00.440 --> 0:50:02.560
<v Speaker 1>It is fun for us to do, but like as

0:50:02.600 --> 0:50:06.759
<v Speaker 1>a whole, it's as fun as I had working at

0:50:06.760 --> 0:50:07.360
<v Speaker 1>the gas station.

0:50:07.640 --> 0:50:09.759
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, in the sense you'd be like, hey, man,

0:50:09.920 --> 0:50:12.719
<v Speaker 2>don't say that about women. They can hear you. Yeah

0:50:12.800 --> 0:50:13.319
<v Speaker 2>yeah yeah.

0:50:14.160 --> 0:50:15.399
<v Speaker 1>And also you're on coke.

0:50:15.560 --> 0:50:21.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, they go, I know David, we're on him.

0:50:22.440 --> 0:50:23.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't work here.

0:50:25.120 --> 0:50:28.640
<v Speaker 3>Jay, you came to us with a conspiracy today. Uh

0:50:28.800 --> 0:50:31.320
<v Speaker 3>that that we're very excited about. You said, my mama

0:50:31.440 --> 0:50:31.880
<v Speaker 3>told me.

0:50:34.320 --> 0:50:44.239
<v Speaker 2>All black celebrities know each other, every black and she

0:50:44.480 --> 0:50:47.200
<v Speaker 2>believes this because you'll see things like Chris Rock will

0:50:47.239 --> 0:50:49.759
<v Speaker 2>get slapped and then like Denzel and Tyler Perry will

0:50:49.800 --> 0:50:52.480
<v Speaker 2>go over the will you pray for him, Samuel Jackson

0:50:52.520 --> 0:50:54.759
<v Speaker 2>will pray for him to like. She thinks that there

0:50:55.200 --> 0:50:57.160
<v Speaker 2>is a level of fame where you just lock in

0:50:57.360 --> 0:51:00.200
<v Speaker 2>with all the famous black people. Oh yeah, she she

0:51:00.320 --> 0:51:02.520
<v Speaker 2>thinks that I'm close to that, and I go, it's

0:51:02.600 --> 0:51:05.600
<v Speaker 2>not happening. It's never gonna happen. And I've made fun

0:51:05.680 --> 0:51:08.239
<v Speaker 2>of Tyler Perry too much. If that exists, I am

0:51:08.400 --> 0:51:11.480
<v Speaker 2>ex communicated. You're in good company, man. I have made

0:51:11.600 --> 0:51:14.439
<v Speaker 2>fun of that man so much. But she thinks they'd

0:51:14.480 --> 0:51:16.960
<v Speaker 2>be calling each other. She thinks being a black celebrities

0:51:17.000 --> 0:51:20.879
<v Speaker 2>like going to the big church in town. Yeah, oh yeah,

0:51:20.920 --> 0:51:21.279
<v Speaker 2>I see.

0:51:21.719 --> 0:51:25.399
<v Speaker 1>Do you think that now it's so disjoined? I think

0:51:25.480 --> 0:51:27.000
<v Speaker 1>there was a time where it was more like that

0:51:27.120 --> 0:51:29.680
<v Speaker 1>than we would think. Probably, Yeah, I do think that

0:51:29.840 --> 0:51:33.040
<v Speaker 1>I do, because I think there was like it's like

0:51:33.239 --> 0:51:35.600
<v Speaker 1>have you ever been I don't know. I'm like a

0:51:35.680 --> 0:51:38.000
<v Speaker 1>show or a festival or some shit, and there's two

0:51:38.040 --> 0:51:40.360
<v Speaker 1>people who were in the same whatever, and they gravitate

0:51:40.520 --> 0:51:42.880
<v Speaker 1>just to each other just because there's no more of

0:51:43.000 --> 0:51:44.600
<v Speaker 1>them here or whatever, or when.

0:51:44.480 --> 0:51:46.160
<v Speaker 2>All the black comics at a comedy festival. Take a

0:51:46.200 --> 0:51:48.279
<v Speaker 2>picture together and you can get the black comics. Yeah,

0:51:48.320 --> 0:51:50.720
<v Speaker 2>there's one person who comes in you go you black?

0:51:53.560 --> 0:51:56.000
<v Speaker 2>I was okay, yeah, glad.

0:51:56.440 --> 0:51:58.200
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a little more bemboped than hip hop.

0:51:58.280 --> 0:52:09.560
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, maybe that's funny. What wings either way? Come on,

0:52:10.320 --> 0:52:13.120
<v Speaker 2>we all like chicken, We all like, yeah, my granddaddy

0:52:13.160 --> 0:52:13.800
<v Speaker 2>told you that.

0:52:14.080 --> 0:52:17.440
<v Speaker 3>There's a part of me that I think feels almost

0:52:17.600 --> 0:52:21.320
<v Speaker 3>closer to your mother in this story than away from her. Like,

0:52:21.400 --> 0:52:25.160
<v Speaker 3>I do think that that it is not as every

0:52:25.320 --> 0:52:28.160
<v Speaker 3>black celebrity knows each other, but I think after a

0:52:28.280 --> 0:52:30.959
<v Speaker 3>certain level, they all do kind of knowing.

0:52:31.160 --> 0:52:34.279
<v Speaker 2>My mama thinks that I'm close to getting the black

0:52:34.360 --> 0:52:38.680
<v Speaker 2>celebrity text messages, not just to know that's not happening. Yeah,

0:52:39.000 --> 0:52:42.919
<v Speaker 2>there's a few ascensions, and you are famous and doing well,

0:52:43.040 --> 0:52:46.520
<v Speaker 2>and we're all very proud of you. You it means

0:52:46.600 --> 0:52:49.920
<v Speaker 2>a lot. I've spent so many days at this community

0:52:50.040 --> 0:52:53.200
<v Speaker 2>center really just not getting picked for basketball, and I'm

0:52:53.280 --> 0:52:55.360
<v Speaker 2>so happy that I get to come here and do

0:52:55.480 --> 0:52:58.799
<v Speaker 2>the ribbon cutting the gym. Yeah, yeah, I didn't play

0:52:58.840 --> 0:53:03.359
<v Speaker 2>a lick. I was that. We don't remember. Nobody knows

0:53:03.400 --> 0:53:04.000
<v Speaker 2>how you shoot.

0:53:04.760 --> 0:53:06.080
<v Speaker 1>I saw him drop twenty eight.

0:53:09.840 --> 0:53:12.080
<v Speaker 2>My mama. See just things that like, there is like

0:53:12.160 --> 0:53:14.440
<v Speaker 2>this level of black fame that feels like a family

0:53:14.440 --> 0:53:15.719
<v Speaker 2>re union and I just want to be like, no,

0:53:16.160 --> 0:53:18.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that's because we're fractured now.

0:53:18.760 --> 0:53:21.000
<v Speaker 1>We are fracturing now. I also think there's a level

0:53:21.160 --> 0:53:23.279
<v Speaker 1>and your mom may not know about this, but this

0:53:23.440 --> 0:53:25.840
<v Speaker 1>is real. There's also a level when people get successful

0:53:25.840 --> 0:53:27.200
<v Speaker 1>to a point where it's like they pretend to know

0:53:27.280 --> 0:53:28.000
<v Speaker 1>each other anyway.

0:53:29.200 --> 0:53:29.719
<v Speaker 2>Think about it.

0:53:30.080 --> 0:53:33.239
<v Speaker 1>Think about I've had people within my career, which is

0:53:33.320 --> 0:53:36.279
<v Speaker 1>not huge, where it was like before I was in

0:53:36.400 --> 0:53:39.480
<v Speaker 1>open moment and then they saw something or saw and

0:53:39.560 --> 0:53:42.600
<v Speaker 1>then now it's like it's up, you know what I mean.

0:53:42.760 --> 0:53:44.239
<v Speaker 2>So I think there's like a ton of that.

0:53:44.560 --> 0:53:47.200
<v Speaker 1>I think there's a way because that's happened that all

0:53:47.239 --> 0:53:48.680
<v Speaker 1>of us, right, that's happened to you before.

0:53:48.760 --> 0:53:51.480
<v Speaker 2>It like when an older black comic says your name

0:53:51.520 --> 0:53:53.400
<v Speaker 2>and you go, how the fuck you know?

0:53:53.600 --> 0:53:53.839
<v Speaker 5>Mom?

0:53:53.960 --> 0:53:56.360
<v Speaker 1>Man? Or it's like I remember when we were in

0:53:56.360 --> 0:53:59.560
<v Speaker 1>an audition together and you wouldn't look me in my eyes. Yeah,

0:54:00.040 --> 0:54:02.320
<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, now I say something, You're like

0:54:02.360 --> 0:54:04.840
<v Speaker 1>I supposed David boy thing to say, and you're like, you.

0:54:04.880 --> 0:54:08.759
<v Speaker 2>Don't like me like a man up to this point.

0:54:08.840 --> 0:54:10.319
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you who it is after this is over.

0:54:10.600 --> 0:54:15.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Well, now maybe my mom is closer

0:54:15.800 --> 0:54:19.120
<v Speaker 2>to right than wrong. I feel it's not exact.

0:54:19.360 --> 0:54:21.719
<v Speaker 1>I think so, and I think because of that, it

0:54:21.960 --> 0:54:25.600
<v Speaker 1>often comes because, like you ever notice, celebrities don't, at

0:54:25.680 --> 0:54:28.720
<v Speaker 1>least from what I've seen in my experience and entertainment,

0:54:29.120 --> 0:54:32.160
<v Speaker 1>celebrities don't like to admit that they don't know other celebrities.

0:54:32.320 --> 0:54:33.840
<v Speaker 1>If somebody's hot, they'll always.

0:54:33.600 --> 0:54:36.000
<v Speaker 2>It turns into the amount of like social currency. Yeah,

0:54:36.160 --> 0:54:38.200
<v Speaker 2>you're not behind the times. No, I know everybody.

0:54:38.360 --> 0:54:39.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's my best friend.

0:54:41.160 --> 0:54:44.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love I love Yeah, yeah, I know. That's

0:54:44.680 --> 0:54:48.919
<v Speaker 2>not if you love him together. Yeah.

0:54:49.160 --> 0:54:49.520
<v Speaker 5>I think.

0:54:50.120 --> 0:54:54.680
<v Speaker 3>I think there is a need for community at all times,

0:54:54.800 --> 0:54:57.200
<v Speaker 3>and that I think once you reach a certain level

0:54:57.239 --> 0:55:00.319
<v Speaker 3>of celebrity, there's only like eight people you can even

0:55:00.480 --> 0:55:03.880
<v Speaker 3>vibe with. And so you it's why Michelle Obama gives

0:55:04.400 --> 0:55:08.799
<v Speaker 3>fucking George Bush the mints. Oh, it's like, bro, we're

0:55:08.840 --> 0:55:11.239
<v Speaker 3>the only ones that can talk about I will say,

0:55:11.360 --> 0:55:11.560
<v Speaker 3>you know.

0:55:11.560 --> 0:55:11.920
<v Speaker 2>What it's like.

0:55:12.000 --> 0:55:14.200
<v Speaker 1>It's like me and old people It's like when you

0:55:14.400 --> 0:55:16.680
<v Speaker 1>hear old people talk about being so old that they're like,

0:55:17.040 --> 0:55:18.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't even have we were in all I was

0:55:19.000 --> 0:55:20.960
<v Speaker 1>in all these rooms. There's nobody else who around, who

0:55:21.000 --> 0:55:22.440
<v Speaker 1>is even in those rooms, who I can talk to.

0:55:22.880 --> 0:55:25.400
<v Speaker 1>I think it becomes a similar thing that I think.

0:55:25.560 --> 0:55:28.880
<v Speaker 3>The reason birds chirp is because when they wake up

0:55:28.920 --> 0:55:31.920
<v Speaker 3>in the morning, they just want to scream to everybody

0:55:32.040 --> 0:55:33.200
<v Speaker 3>they survived the night.

0:55:34.200 --> 0:55:34.520
<v Speaker 2>That's all.

0:55:34.600 --> 0:55:37.440
<v Speaker 3>It is like when they wake up and everybody's going crazy,

0:55:37.760 --> 0:55:39.880
<v Speaker 3>it's just them going, I survived.

0:55:40.520 --> 0:55:43.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, I'm okay blank. Stand While while I believe

0:55:44.000 --> 0:55:47.520
<v Speaker 2>that is true from a biological standpoint, is very close

0:55:47.600 --> 0:55:49.759
<v Speaker 2>to Taraji saying, do you know why we run away

0:55:49.800 --> 0:55:56.319
<v Speaker 2>when we laugh because we couldn't laugh? It was very

0:55:56.440 --> 0:55:58.440
<v Speaker 2>close to that. First of all, you leave her out

0:55:58.480 --> 0:56:02.480
<v Speaker 2>of this. I don't know it was funny that. I'm

0:56:02.560 --> 0:56:04.719
<v Speaker 2>sorry it was. It was I was trying to commit

0:56:04.800 --> 0:56:08.960
<v Speaker 2>to you out that was great. It was it was

0:56:09.320 --> 0:56:13.239
<v Speaker 2>just you said they survived the night, and stuff is

0:56:13.320 --> 0:56:17.160
<v Speaker 2>out to kill birds all the time. Cats mostly, I

0:56:17.280 --> 0:56:22.239
<v Speaker 2>think I think they've got mostly predators, which was gent

0:56:22.320 --> 0:56:25.719
<v Speaker 2>a way as a comic. That's kind of we're dealing

0:56:25.760 --> 0:56:28.840
<v Speaker 2>with that too. Birds are female comics. Birds are female

0:56:29.000 --> 0:56:36.320
<v Speaker 2>comments and kind of trill and we go shut the

0:56:36.840 --> 0:56:39.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, can you can you say that differently?

0:56:39.560 --> 0:56:42.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to sleep, lady. He stop talking. Let me

0:56:42.640 --> 0:56:49.040
<v Speaker 2>focus on your breath. That's a chicken. I'll be putting

0:56:49.040 --> 0:56:55.560
<v Speaker 2>my titties out too. In solidarit you do get on TV?

0:56:55.960 --> 0:56:58.480
<v Speaker 2>Did you re HBO? One of the first things ever

0:56:58.560 --> 0:57:02.000
<v Speaker 2>got it was I was basically a sex worker on

0:57:02.160 --> 0:57:05.279
<v Speaker 2>high maintenance and my agent was like, they're asking for

0:57:05.360 --> 0:57:08.160
<v Speaker 2>forefront of we're gonna settle for reear. I said, why

0:57:08.200 --> 0:57:10.120
<v Speaker 2>can we do full front? They say, okay, your first

0:57:10.120 --> 0:57:12.320
<v Speaker 2>time on TV. Don't show your dick because then you

0:57:12.400 --> 0:57:15.120
<v Speaker 2>have no place to go. I mean you could just

0:57:15.160 --> 0:57:18.560
<v Speaker 2>turn around. Well, what you mean interesting, senior dick? They

0:57:18.560 --> 0:57:20.400
<v Speaker 2>have ever seen your butt? No, but you got to

0:57:20.400 --> 0:57:22.800
<v Speaker 2>show the butt first. You usually show both. You show,

0:57:23.200 --> 0:57:25.760
<v Speaker 2>you're showing, you're showing, but to usually yeah, if you're

0:57:26.440 --> 0:57:29.400
<v Speaker 2>show my dick on my butt, you're you are a

0:57:29.640 --> 0:57:35.800
<v Speaker 2>very specific I'm an oddly proportioned man. Congress on that dick.

0:57:38.000 --> 0:57:42.040
<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about? You gotta tell me to

0:57:42.080 --> 0:57:45.439
<v Speaker 2>put my dick away? Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna try.

0:57:45.320 --> 0:57:46.320
<v Speaker 1>To sneak it into the butt shot.

0:57:46.400 --> 0:57:50.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna go you but every time over, every time.

0:57:50.960 --> 0:57:54.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh here's what I got. This private that's for me,

0:57:54.960 --> 0:58:04.880
<v Speaker 2>and no shout. I looked down there. This is mine,

0:58:05.560 --> 0:58:09.320
<v Speaker 2>this is my dick. I'm looking at it. We're connecting.

0:58:10.040 --> 0:58:12.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait till you did you full frontal or I've

0:58:13.000 --> 0:58:15.440
<v Speaker 2>shown my butt. I haven't shown I haven't shown my

0:58:16.440 --> 0:58:18.800
<v Speaker 2>my dick on camera. I've done like scenes in my underwear.

0:58:18.960 --> 0:58:20.720
<v Speaker 2>So like if you get and then like, there are

0:58:20.760 --> 0:58:23.320
<v Speaker 2>enough speedo pictures that if people know trigonometry, they can

0:58:23.560 --> 0:58:26.640
<v Speaker 2>do the yeah, well if we look at this beast sign,

0:58:27.880 --> 0:58:30.280
<v Speaker 2>yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, good for you for pulling up there.

0:58:31.120 --> 0:58:35.440
<v Speaker 1>I won't paid attention. No, I just have little things

0:58:35.480 --> 0:58:37.919
<v Speaker 1>that I remember that I can pull out to trick

0:58:37.960 --> 0:58:38.960
<v Speaker 1>people who don't know math.

0:58:39.000 --> 0:58:41.720
<v Speaker 2>Okay, because okay, and tell me if y'all did this

0:58:41.840 --> 0:58:45.440
<v Speaker 2>happened y'all. Eleventh and twelfth grade math to me was

0:58:46.200 --> 0:58:50.240
<v Speaker 2>the performance of math up tenth grade. I was in

0:58:50.320 --> 0:58:53.120
<v Speaker 2>a college algebra, a little bit of geometry. I still

0:58:53.160 --> 0:58:57.280
<v Speaker 2>got you. I understand why radius is important, area is important.

0:58:57.680 --> 0:59:01.840
<v Speaker 2>When we got to trick and like, really we're messing

0:59:01.880 --> 0:59:04.280
<v Speaker 2>around on the Texas instrument calculators.

0:59:05.960 --> 0:59:08.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah. It was all just learning how to

0:59:09.200 --> 0:59:10.960
<v Speaker 1>learning how to pass the test, yeah, learning how to

0:59:11.000 --> 0:59:14.439
<v Speaker 1>put stuff into that calculator, and then also playing Mario Brothers.

0:59:14.480 --> 0:59:17.480
<v Speaker 2>Did you guys have computer at Mario games on your calculator? Yeah?

0:59:18.000 --> 0:59:18.840
<v Speaker 1>But then I don't.

0:59:18.920 --> 0:59:21.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't understand what that math was, you know, I haven't.

0:59:22.000 --> 0:59:23.400
<v Speaker 2>I know you're supposed to be able to use it

0:59:23.480 --> 0:59:26.120
<v Speaker 2>to like see the sun or something or like, No,

0:59:26.480 --> 0:59:28.919
<v Speaker 2>that's how you can look at it. Yeah, but I don't.

0:59:29.040 --> 0:59:31.120
<v Speaker 2>If you learn the math, you could stare directly at it,

0:59:31.200 --> 0:59:35.880
<v Speaker 2>even during clips. You could just keep staring because you

0:59:35.960 --> 0:59:36.520
<v Speaker 2>know mad.

0:59:36.600 --> 0:59:38.600
<v Speaker 1>What happens though if you stare at her clip like

0:59:38.680 --> 0:59:40.200
<v Speaker 1>you're trying to do a pillar, so you're gonna fry

0:59:40.240 --> 0:59:40.840
<v Speaker 1>your eyeballs?

0:59:42.120 --> 0:59:45.400
<v Speaker 2>Wait, you went biblical? Who did that happen to?

0:59:46.120 --> 0:59:46.280
<v Speaker 5>Why?

0:59:46.480 --> 0:59:52.040
<v Speaker 2>It's not a literal lots? Why she turned back? Which

0:59:52.160 --> 0:59:54.040
<v Speaker 2>which one are you asking? Who are you asking?

0:59:54.360 --> 0:59:55.360
<v Speaker 1>Who got their eyeballs?

0:59:55.480 --> 0:59:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Right? Yeah? The pillar assault was lots of white. I

0:59:59.520 --> 1:00:02.560
<v Speaker 2>went straight. He was like, we don't want her anymore?

1:00:02.840 --> 1:00:05.520
<v Speaker 2>Yea god fire bomb in that city, not for being gay,

1:00:05.560 --> 1:00:08.680
<v Speaker 2>but for trying to rape angels. Everyone who doesn't know

1:00:08.720 --> 1:00:11.800
<v Speaker 2>about in the morning, you're mispronouncing it's rape an No,

1:00:12.120 --> 1:00:17.880
<v Speaker 2>they were trying and know they were angel Yeah, so

1:00:18.840 --> 1:00:23.200
<v Speaker 2>taken off of YouTube. Well well okay, dd so Lit

1:00:23.680 --> 1:00:26.680
<v Speaker 2>welcome these angels into his home and then the men

1:00:26.760 --> 1:00:29.640
<v Speaker 2>of the village were like them. Sometimes it was cute.

1:00:30.600 --> 1:00:39.640
<v Speaker 2>Hey hey, so it was gang rape but gay. I

1:00:39.960 --> 1:00:43.720
<v Speaker 2>think the gang was the priority. Yeah, was it? They

1:00:43.760 --> 1:00:46.240
<v Speaker 2>were boy angels? Are there a lot of girl angels? Well?

1:00:46.320 --> 1:00:46.600
<v Speaker 4>Angel?

1:00:46.680 --> 1:00:49.280
<v Speaker 2>I mean, but I think there was mostly just wings

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<v Speaker 2>and flames and eyeball angel. I saw someone do angelies

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<v Speaker 2>halloweenco still recently, can I show y'all? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it was the white girls, that's what. Oh, that's so funny. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I I don't even remember what we were talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Girl angels.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, girl angels. I don't know any I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>that the Bible is writing about them. We we sort

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<v Speaker 3>of they are the Harley Quinn of our world. We

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<v Speaker 3>created those afterwards, and everybody was like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's been the whole time. Yeah, yeah, because there's nothing

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<v Speaker 2>by name, right, No, all the archangels are boys. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Michael and Gabriel and stuff. But I do think the

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<v Speaker 2>rape was more the priority. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know that they were coming for that. For that, I

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<v Speaker 2>guess Angel, but Angel Booty and I I didn't have

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<v Speaker 2>that Angelo cake that works on two levels.

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<v Speaker 1>That was that was trigonometry, that Texas.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a Pharaoh mont verse. Yeah, I think, Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck are we talking about? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really know. I got dizzy. I've loved you said.

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<v Speaker 2>You said, if you know the trigonometry, you can look

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<v Speaker 2>at the sun, you said, burned retinas. Bird talking about

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<v Speaker 2>the community of celebrities, and one of the things that

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<v Speaker 2>it reminds me of is how often I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>average people necessarily know this, but how often celebrities are

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<v Speaker 2>constantly being invited into the same room with each other?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, or like event after event after event, you

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<v Speaker 3>are being asked to like share space. Be it like premieres,

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<v Speaker 3>be it like weird sales events, your PR works with

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<v Speaker 3>this other group that also is throwing a party that

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<v Speaker 3>it'd be cool for y'all to show up to. And

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<v Speaker 3>so in that way, I think a bunch of celebrities

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<v Speaker 3>meet each other and then that performer. Development kicks in

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<v Speaker 3>and you go, well I met you already where people

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<v Speaker 3>are looking all the Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>This this was gonna make it the ebony. Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>This is an opportunity man to had that. I've had

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<v Speaker 2>that moment. I just can't wait with all quit.

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<v Speaker 1>If I get to take a picture with somebody and

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's going into embony, that's good enough for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Franchise someone it is. I think there. I think they're

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<v Speaker 2>just the communities are smaller and more specific. Like if

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<v Speaker 2>my mom said that about black out queer male comedians,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, yeah, I can text Dwayne, I can

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<v Speaker 2>Tex Solomon, I can text Alex.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that would be that would be a fact that

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<v Speaker 1>you have a group. That would be a toxic group

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<v Speaker 1>chat from what I know of you individually.

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<v Speaker 2>For me, Alex and Dwayne took a picture I think

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<v Speaker 2>in Austin together randomly at a club and I posted

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<v Speaker 2>it and someone's like, yeah, I think that's all of them,

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<v Speaker 2>got them. Yeah. If there would have been a fire

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<v Speaker 2>that night, we would have lost. It'd be really fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Good First, It's like if me and Reggie con question

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<v Speaker 1>Mandal take a picture, I'm telling you comic though we

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<v Speaker 1>knew Mandel was coming, like he's going to l a. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how many funny shirts are the funny shirts in the city?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Well, I as I'll always think the praise of

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<v Speaker 2>mandal and I remember when also just like truly, he

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<v Speaker 2>is the funniest person who, at least up until this point,

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<v Speaker 2>always would say, Man, I'm about to wrap it up.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to do comedy no more. I'm about

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<v Speaker 2>to get the CDL headliners for y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>You say you wanted to be the greatest feature of

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<v Speaker 1>all time. You forget that, though, Because I feel that

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<v Speaker 1>in my heart all the time, I'm calling it out now.

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<v Speaker 3>And Mandol's a dear friend. I love him with all

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<v Speaker 3>of my heart. I think he's a goddamn liar. I

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<v Speaker 3>think he knows that he's the funniest. Say you don't

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<v Speaker 3>think he can do a backflip. I think he knows

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<v Speaker 3>he's the funniest human being on the planet. And I

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<v Speaker 3>think this is all a ruse to get us to

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<v Speaker 3>just let him slide on a bunch of goofy ship

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<v Speaker 3>till he ascends past.

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<v Speaker 1>Every man, not knowing anybody's gonna be That's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>peak mandlin.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gonna put them hats on and mean it. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you think when he goes, hey, y'all be easy. He

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<v Speaker 2>gets in the truck last be like, he's gonna be like,

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<v Speaker 2>make me a dog that looks like a monky which

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<v Speaker 2>sleeves down the air walking around. Man is funny because

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<v Speaker 2>Mandel also utilizes the fact that he can say any

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<v Speaker 2>word funnier than you.

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<v Speaker 1>So him saying it's like a tough thing. Yeah, those

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<v Speaker 1>people are always you can't even fight it.

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<v Speaker 2>Him saying Japan and then not being racist. But man,

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people would go racial. He just went silly.

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<v Speaker 2>Pure silly. Silly is so silly, is like ethanol. You

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<v Speaker 2>gotta cut it. You got pure silly. I'm what that

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<v Speaker 2>man lives in a silly that I have not yet found.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a freedom in then. I don't know that I

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<v Speaker 2>ever will find it in that way.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm deeply envious, so busy trying to be cute, but

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<v Speaker 3>I and I'll say, I'm not going to give up

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<v Speaker 3>on being cute, and I'm also not going to give

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<v Speaker 3>up on him, so he can cut the ruse.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're lying.

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<v Speaker 1>That's I'm trying to get sillier. Yeah, I'm too grounded.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate whimsy.

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<v Speaker 2>You are anti silly at times.

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<v Speaker 1>It kind of pisses me off.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't cut that silly shit out. I just sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>here sometime.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sometimes very silly sometimes, but like most of the

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<v Speaker 1>time it makes me angry.

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<v Speaker 3>I get so mad you you are silly, but you

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<v Speaker 3>like to return to straight man. Yeah, like you like

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<v Speaker 3>to get silly than a motherfucker, but then be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>but stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, since we are speaking of like being silly

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<v Speaker 2>and a reverence, are y'all noticing so many comics kind

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<v Speaker 2>of they skip silly and go to transgressive when they

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<v Speaker 2>could be silly about a thing instead of being like

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<v Speaker 2>angry about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's because they don't have that gear though,

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<v Speaker 1>because silly I do think coincides with actual humor. I think, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>silly is funny, and I think a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what it is, it's all these new cool guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Because we talk about say, all these new cool guys,

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<v Speaker 1>cool guys are the least silly.

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<v Speaker 2>And guess what, and guess what, it's even more than

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<v Speaker 2>just guys who think they're cool. It's men who think

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<v Speaker 2>they're the manliest man. Okay you if you if you

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<v Speaker 2>think you're a manly comedian, a manly comedian, nigga. We

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<v Speaker 2>both wear makeup, yeah, talking, we're both on stage doing poems.

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<v Speaker 2>Basic am I am as desperate as you are. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Not because you are. You get to do that, because

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<v Speaker 1>they get to do that, because there's no.

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<v Speaker 2>Man over you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, because I think they saw it. I think

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<v Speaker 1>a few kind of tough guys seen it and they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, oh yeah, sweet over you. I'm just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of guy, know is Sam J? That's the that's my mind,

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<v Speaker 1>know that ship Sam.

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<v Speaker 2>Sam Jay comes and said, you go, hey your chance?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you go, hey, ship. I don't know how he

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<v Speaker 2>stuff about that, laugh about laughing. Sam Jay is our

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<v Speaker 2>omar about that laughing? Sam J shows up and everyone goes, hey, hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>hey man, how about that giggling. I've seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen I've seen talking about I've seen people be

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<v Speaker 1>nice to me because I'm with Sam.

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<v Speaker 2>I like being a letter. She makes me feel safe.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it. I make you feel Yeah, spoon big

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<v Speaker 2>spoons were come over to a group of people talking

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<v Speaker 2>and be like, what's so funny? We'll be like nothing,

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<v Speaker 2>you like, nothing, No, what's so funny? Nothing? Nothing. We

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<v Speaker 2>were talking about basketballn't I think as far as men

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<v Speaker 2>strength and manliness, shut the funk up. That's not the

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<v Speaker 2>point of the game that we play.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not it's it's such a it's such a crazy ruse.

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<v Speaker 1>And I get it because there's a lot of men

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<v Speaker 1>looking for whatever on the internet. Daddy say, yeah, all

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<v Speaker 1>that ship, but like, but like, that's not We're dumb

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<v Speaker 1>over here, man Like.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not. They but they also think, they think, and

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<v Speaker 2>I can speak on they think that the end of

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<v Speaker 2>all of this manly ship is success in a very

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<v Speaker 2>I get a convertible and a bunch of money and

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of big titty women sort of way. And

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<v Speaker 2>you go, nigga, this is comedy. You getting drink tickets

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<v Speaker 2>for most of it, and at the end of it,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe you get a girl with cool boobs and tattoos.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you are not getting action star ship because you

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<v Speaker 2>chose comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you're doing over here.

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<v Speaker 2>You wanted to hoop, Yeah, you just weren't good enough

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<v Speaker 2>at sports to do that. So what do you want?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I knew I was I wasn't gonna make it.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew the whole time. That's why I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be the funny one on the team. Yeah. I

1:10:37.160 --> 1:10:39.519
<v Speaker 2>was just not gonna get taller. And that's OK. That

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<v Speaker 2>was it. I was scared about that basket. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't feel it. Every time I learned a decent mid

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<v Speaker 2>range that got me through a lot of ship. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let that out like that.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a part of my brain that just wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>strong enough to be able to be like a nigga

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<v Speaker 3>at the rim.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and so I was. I knew it wasn't happening. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it just is, y'all can accept you want to how

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<v Speaker 2>tough you have to be to be like less than

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<v Speaker 2>like six three to be good at basketball, you have

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<v Speaker 2>to be Derek Rose. You have to be a gang member. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you have to be a gang member at least affiliate.

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<v Speaker 2>To be careful, you gotta go back. Hey, we're not

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<v Speaker 2>here to decide who is. We just know that his

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<v Speaker 2>brother kept him safe.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to be tough enough to achieve your childhood

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<v Speaker 1>dream and have it not show on your face. Bro

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<v Speaker 1>Scotch dropping And then I couldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I would.

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<v Speaker 1>There are things Dereck's Rose has done in his career

1:11:40.040 --> 1:11:42.679
<v Speaker 1>that would make me cry. I would cry. I would

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<v Speaker 1>cry much.

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<v Speaker 2>Like okay, much like basketball right now. I think also

1:11:46.080 --> 1:11:49.040
<v Speaker 2>people discuss comedy through an a historical lens. So right

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<v Speaker 2>now everyone says, oh, basketball is not great. I go,

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<v Speaker 2>basketball is amazing. I don't know why, y'all y'all lieing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the same with people go oh, you know, especially honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>especially black people, when it discussed comedy. Now, I go,

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<v Speaker 2>wait a second, nigga, are you watching? Are you or

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<v Speaker 2>are you just remembering what you used to love? Because

1:12:07.280 --> 1:12:10.240
<v Speaker 2>I watched comed of you too, But what are you

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<v Speaker 2>watching currently? I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think anybody watches comedy. I think people watch clips.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they like personalities. I think people listening I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know if they watch clips. If there's when

1:12:20.600 --> 1:12:24.439
<v Speaker 1>they clips. I think they watch personality. I think they

1:12:24.520 --> 1:12:28.200
<v Speaker 1>watch clips that give insight into your personality or give

1:12:28.240 --> 1:12:29.679
<v Speaker 1>your politics, and they align themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the I think the true fan base of

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<v Speaker 2>comedy are people who do comedy. Oh We've been talking

1:12:36.160 --> 1:12:39.400
<v Speaker 2>about that a lot, like a handful. I'm meant to

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<v Speaker 2>watch the majority of the common and I think it's just.

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<v Speaker 1>They always want to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of my fans they know they can't because they

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<v Speaker 2>can't because they have they have trouble making eye contact

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<v Speaker 2>in the meet and Greek. I said, well, maybe you

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<v Speaker 2>ain't going. We all do meet and Greek, all of us.

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<v Speaker 2>It's different comedy people. It's nice to do me Greeks

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<v Speaker 2>more games. Yeah, well because that day. Yeah, how we

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<v Speaker 2>spelling me? How we spelling me to me? You know,

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<v Speaker 2>you know there's a whole app for me and Greek

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<v Speaker 2>that simzy nippy. But whenever, you know, like whenever you

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<v Speaker 2>plan a place and like the queer people and the

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<v Speaker 2>black people show up and they're happy to be there,

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<v Speaker 2>they do want a picture with a comedian because they

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<v Speaker 2>did kind of go out of their way to go

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<v Speaker 2>to the space. That's not necessarily cool young queer and black.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that does happen, not, that doesn't happen in that way.

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<v Speaker 1>For me, it happens like when I'm in Springfield, Missouri

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<v Speaker 1>and this guy comes up, he's like all the podcast,

1:13:38.520 --> 1:13:39.960
<v Speaker 1>he's like, I just married a white girl and I

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<v Speaker 1>live out here exclusively now. And then the same man

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<v Speaker 1>says to me, I only eat black foods, okay, And

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<v Speaker 1>then you do have and then you do have to

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<v Speaker 1>go what does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then he tells me macaroni and cheese like

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<v Speaker 1>he likes it down for you. I got a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of I'll show you guys after I got a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of him in my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, who's cooking these foods for him?

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<v Speaker 1>Though I think he does. I don't think he lets

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<v Speaker 1>a white lady cook. She didn't even come to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Show wanted to know.

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<v Speaker 3>He honors the he he recognizes that he made a

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<v Speaker 3>mistake and he honors.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It was at Springfield, Missouri. It's when I did

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<v Speaker 1>that bring David a plate show where people were bringing

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<v Speaker 1>me plates.

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<v Speaker 2>What he brought a plate and.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, look, I do want you to know that

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<v Speaker 3>white hands did touch this plate, but not the food

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<v Speaker 3>on top.

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<v Speaker 2>Of exactly she put the foil on it. That's because

1:14:28.280 --> 1:14:33.080
<v Speaker 2>he's like Dirk to have the ten four play in

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<v Speaker 2>the tunnel. That black woman said, maybe put put something

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<v Speaker 2>on your wreath, don't put them on your miill. Derek,

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<v Speaker 2>I baked that chicken. Go ahead, man, but that such

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<v Speaker 2>a German white man thing to do is to have

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<v Speaker 2>a black woman and be like, you don't eat that food.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, I'm gonna eat my wife's food. Don't make

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<v Speaker 2>fun of me. You want her to be here. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a multimion there, but I'm respecting food.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to take leftover's places when I'm a multi

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<v Speaker 2>This seems cool. Have you what have you done anything

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<v Speaker 2>like that? Have you done anything recently? No? What's the

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<v Speaker 2>what's the blackest thing you've done in in recent history

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<v Speaker 2>that is blacker than where you are? You know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean? Or like, you do something and you look

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<v Speaker 2>around and go, oh, that was pretty black of me.

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<v Speaker 2>I lie dirt bringing a plate. Yeah, damn. We regularly do.

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<v Speaker 3>Like uh, like big We'll have like backyard parties and

1:15:36.280 --> 1:15:39.960
<v Speaker 3>ship and I don't always realize how black the party

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<v Speaker 3>is constructed until some white people show up, and then

1:15:44.160 --> 1:15:47.400
<v Speaker 3>it becomes they are the only ones there, and everybody's

1:15:47.520 --> 1:15:51.519
<v Speaker 3>like talking very loud, playing taboo. Like we we ordered

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<v Speaker 3>from Stevie's, which is like creole food. Yeah, unbelievable. Ship,

1:15:56.080 --> 1:15:59.120
<v Speaker 3>and like we we've just like we've put out a

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<v Speaker 3>whole fucking yeah, a cookout of sorts and then here

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<v Speaker 3>comes my white friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and they don't we don't have anything for them.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it's more that energy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a better story for them anyways. I think, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're happier that they got there. I truly feel like

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<v Speaker 1>yeah I was. I go like, no, it's my friend,

1:16:21.880 --> 1:16:23.639
<v Speaker 1>and then they show up. I'm like, fuck, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how to I guess you could be my neighbor.

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<v Speaker 2>I only asked that because the last thing that I

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<v Speaker 2>did where I was like, oh, okay, they're like I

1:16:35.160 --> 1:16:38.360
<v Speaker 2>was treating I was interviewing people at sun Dance for Vulture,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was treating the black cast so different. I

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<v Speaker 2>was their publicisers be like everyone be like, do y'all

1:16:44.479 --> 1:16:45.680
<v Speaker 2>want to go? They say, I gotta go.

1:16:45.720 --> 1:16:49.720
<v Speaker 1>They'd be like, no, not every entertainment space where you

1:16:49.800 --> 1:16:53.080
<v Speaker 1>try to, Like, I feel like every entertainment space, so

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<v Speaker 1>you you gravitate towards the black people.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel like, I'm prove my mama right like this.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think I don't know back to you. I

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<v Speaker 1>think your mom was closer than you.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to know. I get it because it comes

1:17:05.080 --> 1:17:06.360
<v Speaker 2>from your mom and you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Know nothing about show business. This is what I do

1:17:09.000 --> 1:17:10.280
<v Speaker 1>and you don't want to have inside.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that lady in apology. I think I think

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<v Speaker 2>she kind I think she's kind of right, like, hey,

1:17:15.040 --> 1:17:17.880
<v Speaker 2>I'll send it back to Jacksonville. She's a good mama,

1:17:17.960 --> 1:17:19.200
<v Speaker 2>and she told you right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's cool man, send it back to Duval County.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we need to say one more break. Well,

1:17:24.439 --> 1:17:26.840
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna wrap this thing up more. J Jorden one,

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<v Speaker 2>my mama told me I actually am one point four

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<v Speaker 2>percent my Jerry and African. I'm a sister. Okay, we're

1:17:43.920 --> 1:17:51.559
<v Speaker 2>back brothers. Sisters. However minimum that's what I mean. That's

1:17:51.560 --> 1:17:55.479
<v Speaker 2>what he looked at me, said one point five. I

1:17:55.520 --> 1:17:58.880
<v Speaker 2>can see it on you at one point five some stuff,

1:17:59.200 --> 1:18:00.559
<v Speaker 2>he said, Now, you little.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm smelling you got that day. Listen, we could talk

1:18:11.320 --> 1:18:13.960
<v Speaker 1>about our brand energy drinks all day here.

1:18:14.680 --> 1:18:16.800
<v Speaker 2>We're here because we got a voicemail. Yeah, we got

1:18:16.880 --> 1:18:19.920
<v Speaker 2>a voicemail. We're gonna play a really fun voicemail for you.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, Yo, what a DG and uh Langston, I fuck

1:18:25.920 --> 1:18:30.400
<v Speaker 5>with Bustown, I beat Jack. I watched that shit all

1:18:30.439 --> 1:18:33.760
<v Speaker 5>the time, this beach out the meal and I wanted

1:18:33.800 --> 1:18:37.280
<v Speaker 5>to comment on the subject. I just heard you talking

1:18:37.320 --> 1:18:40.200
<v Speaker 5>about about Barbers. I've been thinking about this ship for

1:18:40.360 --> 1:18:43.479
<v Speaker 5>like nine days since I went to the New barber,

1:18:44.320 --> 1:18:47.920
<v Speaker 5>and are you fucking my whole barber for like twenty years,

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<v Speaker 5>but this new barber, I cut in this chair and

1:18:51.960 --> 1:18:54.360
<v Speaker 5>like y'all say, sometime you's on our pose your eyes.

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<v Speaker 5>And I felt this motherfucker like saving my ear here,

1:18:59.439 --> 1:19:01.760
<v Speaker 5>And so I've been thinking, like nobody ever say my

1:19:01.840 --> 1:19:03.599
<v Speaker 5>ear like I said. My barber would come out here

1:19:03.680 --> 1:19:05.640
<v Speaker 5>for twenty years. He never did no ship like that,

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<v Speaker 5>And I always noticed the ear hair.

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<v Speaker 2>But from the gate, can we pose from you?

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<v Speaker 5>Gotta be a little.

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<v Speaker 2>Let him fel let him no regret, let him fits.

1:19:22.920 --> 1:19:26.519
<v Speaker 2>You literally hit a pause, not a figure than pause.

1:19:26.840 --> 1:19:28.880
<v Speaker 2>He said, can we pause that? You could just say pause?

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<v Speaker 2>He digging, he digging in your ear hole. He said,

1:19:32.560 --> 1:19:35.479
<v Speaker 2>I noticed the ear He said, I knew the whole time. Yeah,

1:19:35.840 --> 1:19:38.599
<v Speaker 2>he said, I was never gonna address it. Man. Now

1:19:38.720 --> 1:19:42.000
<v Speaker 2>he's saying, shame on this man for addressing the intimacy

1:19:42.360 --> 1:19:45.200
<v Speaker 2>among young black men, because you do we hear the

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<v Speaker 2>top of this. He said, you know, I was suck

1:19:46.960 --> 1:19:48.599
<v Speaker 2>with my old barber. It sounds like he's gonna say,

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<v Speaker 2>old lady, no, my old barber for twenty years. I

1:19:52.240 --> 1:19:53.960
<v Speaker 2>went to this new barber. I said, in the chair.

1:19:54.200 --> 1:19:57.400
<v Speaker 2>I closed my eyes. He digging in my ear hole. Yeah,

1:19:57.439 --> 1:20:02.639
<v Speaker 2>he flicking my my ear, my ear. He didn't like, Yeah, yeah,

1:20:02.640 --> 1:20:06.599
<v Speaker 2>I'm having an ear gas trip. He dropped.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, let's hear the rest of them.

1:20:08.000 --> 1:20:10.759
<v Speaker 2>I do want to hear. And I believe we paused

1:20:10.800 --> 1:20:13.160
<v Speaker 2>that kind of gag. I think he was saying, I

1:20:13.200 --> 1:20:15.000
<v Speaker 2>think we can find the kind of gay. Ye.

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<v Speaker 5>He never did know ship like that, and I always

1:20:18.080 --> 1:20:22.000
<v Speaker 5>noticed the ear hair. But barber is gay, like he's

1:20:22.040 --> 1:20:23.920
<v Speaker 5>mother fuck. You gotta be a little gay to be,

1:20:24.120 --> 1:20:26.479
<v Speaker 5>especially a good one like a hairdresser or something, because

1:20:26.560 --> 1:20:29.639
<v Speaker 5>like it makes sense. I don't see that movie Good

1:20:29.720 --> 1:20:34.640
<v Speaker 5>Hair with the motherfucker smack Will Smith and.

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<v Speaker 2>Composition Smack Will That's.

1:20:42.720 --> 1:20:43.000
<v Speaker 1>That's what.

1:20:43.160 --> 1:20:45.080
<v Speaker 2>That's what we're gonna say. You know this nigga, smack

1:20:45.120 --> 1:20:49.360
<v Speaker 2>Will Smith, this motherfucker is coming from a nigger ass dimension,

1:20:49.439 --> 1:20:54.160
<v Speaker 2>he said. Because I thought he was gonna say it

1:20:54.320 --> 1:20:57.680
<v Speaker 2>felt gay to give the ear hair clip, he said, thinking, no,

1:20:57.720 --> 1:20:59.479
<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking about it. To be a barber, you gotta

1:20:59.520 --> 1:21:01.439
<v Speaker 2>be a little yeah.

1:21:01.560 --> 1:21:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so that the levels are barbering then hairdressing.

1:21:07.040 --> 1:21:10.800
<v Speaker 2>You're saying there's an optimism here. Yeah, you're not hearing

1:21:10.880 --> 1:21:13.560
<v Speaker 2>this as as hate speech, and I'm hearing him go,

1:21:13.720 --> 1:21:17.479
<v Speaker 2>I want a detailed, oriented man who really cares about

1:21:17.600 --> 1:21:21.639
<v Speaker 2>how good men look. Oh here, yeah, he is telling

1:21:21.720 --> 1:21:25.960
<v Speaker 2>this as a positive. I think this ship ends up experience.

1:21:26.000 --> 1:21:28.559
<v Speaker 2>I think this ship ends up pros the It sounds

1:21:28.600 --> 1:21:30.840
<v Speaker 2>like what he's saying is only a man knows what

1:21:30.960 --> 1:21:34.640
<v Speaker 2>a man me. Wow, I bring Will Smith back into it.

1:21:34.760 --> 1:21:38.360
<v Speaker 2>Let's find out. I'm very excited. Okay, that's true here with.

1:21:40.720 --> 1:21:45.280
<v Speaker 5>The mother Will Smith and the competition that they had

1:21:45.320 --> 1:21:48.000
<v Speaker 5>at the end, they dudes, and then I used to

1:21:48.040 --> 1:21:49.040
<v Speaker 5>get my haircut by his.

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<v Speaker 1>Pause like pause, shout out to Deborah. She's really going

1:21:57.320 --> 1:22:05.439
<v Speaker 1>through it. She's putting up with a lot of sounds. Okay,

1:22:06.200 --> 1:22:07.880
<v Speaker 1>and he watched buzz Down.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, this is this is my fami. I think

1:22:10.880 --> 1:22:13.559
<v Speaker 2>this is a good guy. I think so too. Let's see,

1:22:13.600 --> 1:22:15.680
<v Speaker 2>let's see where this headed, because we've been it's a

1:22:15.760 --> 1:22:18.519
<v Speaker 2>journey to get this. It's taking a minute. So we

1:22:18.640 --> 1:22:20.360
<v Speaker 2>found out about three barbers now.

1:22:20.600 --> 1:22:25.360
<v Speaker 1>Which is confusing to me because twenty years nine days

1:22:25.680 --> 1:22:27.760
<v Speaker 1>he was sneaking off and you were sneaking off with that.

1:22:29.080 --> 1:22:31.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's let's let's find out more.

1:22:30.880 --> 1:22:35.120
<v Speaker 5>About that somebody miss named Deba. She said, have me

1:22:35.240 --> 1:22:39.680
<v Speaker 5>crispy and like even if they don't like they could

1:22:39.720 --> 1:22:41.439
<v Speaker 5>be d l because why you want to be that

1:22:41.600 --> 1:22:44.760
<v Speaker 5>close to another man and that's on their hand and.

1:22:45.720 --> 1:22:46.559
<v Speaker 2>Want me to look good?

1:22:46.800 --> 1:22:50.040
<v Speaker 5>Why you want another man to be looking good? Like?

1:22:51.080 --> 1:22:53.200
<v Speaker 5>I mean, no, knock to the barbers and keep doing

1:22:53.280 --> 1:22:53.679
<v Speaker 5>y'all things.

1:22:53.760 --> 1:22:54.679
<v Speaker 2>We need y'all book.

1:22:55.720 --> 1:22:58.000
<v Speaker 5>I think they gave you, don't be damned little bit,

1:22:58.920 --> 1:23:02.120
<v Speaker 5>especially to be good about all the masculine, like super

1:23:02.240 --> 1:23:07.240
<v Speaker 5>hard barbers like they do the Boat'll be good your

1:23:07.360 --> 1:23:08.040
<v Speaker 5>barber gay.

1:23:09.840 --> 1:23:14.639
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be Christian, You're gonna be chrispy. All right, man, listen,

1:23:15.720 --> 1:23:19.320
<v Speaker 2>we got there. Yeah. He does sa't nothing about gay people.

1:23:19.360 --> 1:23:21.320
<v Speaker 2>He just said, if you're a barber and you are

1:23:21.439 --> 1:23:24.280
<v Speaker 2>just invested in men's looks, I need you bill a

1:23:24.320 --> 1:23:26.280
<v Speaker 2>little gay to care about your profession.

1:23:26.439 --> 1:23:29.240
<v Speaker 3>And I think this is a prime example of when

1:23:29.720 --> 1:23:34.599
<v Speaker 3>of when culture the language is not necessarily being presented

1:23:34.640 --> 1:23:36.240
<v Speaker 3>in a way where you go like, oh, this is

1:23:36.320 --> 1:23:39.920
<v Speaker 3>an ally, well that's one percent ally logic. Yeah, that's

1:23:39.960 --> 1:23:43.439
<v Speaker 3>a person fully committed to supporting the gay community. They

1:23:43.600 --> 1:23:46.959
<v Speaker 3>just don't necessarily have all the language that we considered.

1:23:47.520 --> 1:23:49.640
<v Speaker 2>So you know, you know where the Venn diagram is

1:23:49.760 --> 1:23:52.439
<v Speaker 2>for gay men and barbers. Ahead is a head ahead?

1:23:52.560 --> 1:23:56.439
<v Speaker 2>Add Yeah he's there.

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<v Speaker 1>He's no.

1:23:57.240 --> 1:23:58.400
<v Speaker 2>I think he's I like this.

1:23:58.560 --> 1:23:59.519
<v Speaker 1>I think he's a good guy.

1:24:00.479 --> 1:24:05.519
<v Speaker 2>You know. Yeah, be nice to even though y'all wearing

1:24:05.560 --> 1:24:08.720
<v Speaker 2>the same south Pole jeans. Be nice, you know, be

1:24:08.800 --> 1:24:11.120
<v Speaker 2>a little bit more respectful to Deborah.

1:24:10.960 --> 1:24:11.479
<v Speaker 5>Or maybe not.

1:24:11.600 --> 1:24:13.800
<v Speaker 2>We don't know how Dever spoke. She could be a bit,

1:24:13.960 --> 1:24:17.360
<v Speaker 2>but had him crispy, never did have him. He's worried

1:24:17.360 --> 1:24:22.200
<v Speaker 2>about all he's Yeah, he said he doesn't want the

1:24:22.280 --> 1:24:25.679
<v Speaker 2>hard niggas well, because think about it, like the real

1:24:25.800 --> 1:24:30.040
<v Speaker 2>masculine barbers, like the hands, all big and clumsy, they

1:24:30.120 --> 1:24:30.800
<v Speaker 2>wust to be on the.

1:24:32.479 --> 1:24:36.720
<v Speaker 1>I hate a popularized barber. Yeah, I hate somebody replaying

1:24:36.840 --> 1:24:40.479
<v Speaker 1>high school in the barber. Never the best guy.

1:24:42.760 --> 1:24:45.800
<v Speaker 2>He's talking about big game. I don't like when they

1:24:45.920 --> 1:24:50.000
<v Speaker 2>moved my head rough Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Like,

1:24:50.080 --> 1:24:52.920
<v Speaker 2>don't be rough with me, yeah nice, Be careful with me,

1:24:53.120 --> 1:24:58.680
<v Speaker 2>Be careful, be careful with me. Hey, hey a little hey, Hey,

1:24:59.560 --> 1:25:01.599
<v Speaker 2>who do you think is it? You're gonna be taking

1:25:01.640 --> 1:25:04.120
<v Speaker 2>me in kind of place? I know we're not friends,

1:25:04.200 --> 1:25:05.519
<v Speaker 2>but we were friends right now.

1:25:05.720 --> 1:25:10.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you'd be just rough. Yeah yeah, I got

1:25:10.439 --> 1:25:15.280
<v Speaker 1>the cape on come on, man, I'm superman. I got

1:25:15.320 --> 1:25:20.400
<v Speaker 1>the marathon continuous capon. That don't got nothing to do

1:25:20.479 --> 1:25:24.240
<v Speaker 1>with what happens to this barber shop. I have a

1:25:24.280 --> 1:25:27.120
<v Speaker 1>theory that Nipsey Hustle is represented in every single barbershop

1:25:27.160 --> 1:25:30.519
<v Speaker 1>from here to the Mississippi. That's one way, or any

1:25:31.000 --> 1:25:34.000
<v Speaker 1>picture or a mural in a picture, a mural, a

1:25:34.120 --> 1:25:38.760
<v Speaker 1>cape that says marathon, there is some Nipsy memorabilia of

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<v Speaker 1>some sort in every single barbershop.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of touched every barber shop.

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<v Speaker 1>I know my barber in Denver had hell a marathon ship,

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<v Speaker 1>John Jones from Denver.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's not l a different. That's not that crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty crazy. It's pretty far really, it's.

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<v Speaker 3>But culturally in a lot of I mean, it's right,

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<v Speaker 3>I think Denver is more uh like rural than we

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<v Speaker 3>think it will relax.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, yeah, chances were saying earlier about how it's just mostly.

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<v Speaker 1>This is when he gets a bone in his nose.

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<v Speaker 1>You start here, and then it's gorilla masks where.

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<v Speaker 2>White people rub sticks together. Yeah, yeah, it's where the

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<v Speaker 2>white people talk like they're they're they have a click language.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the funniest thing because I don't think it click.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it would be clicked. If if you

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<v Speaker 1>had like a tonal relation, if you had a tonal

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<v Speaker 1>language for white people, it would be various size, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like that would instead of clicks, it would be size.

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<v Speaker 2>Like like like white liberal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, with getting an order rock, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>That would think that's one hundred per I think it

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<v Speaker 3>would be totally Wow, that's really beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>That's their clickling.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And why do you bring it up to you

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<v Speaker 1>guys all the time?

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<v Speaker 2>Too?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you speak side?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you speak side? White people? You gotta start speaking side.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, we we know you speak SiGe. You can

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<v Speaker 2>speak speak at home. They don't speak, they don't. But

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<v Speaker 2>I like to see a SI renaissance. We get some

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<v Speaker 2>side restaurants. Stop losing your side recipes. Come on. I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't asked y'all, and I feel like, but y'all will

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<v Speaker 2>have opinions. What's going on with y'all? Girls?

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<v Speaker 1>Sidney Sweeney that's not I don't know. That was the

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<v Speaker 1>one who just had her titties up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what I know. Yeah, that's in the kind

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<v Speaker 2>of liquid she was wearing, like Alex mac Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>think childhood celebrity is bad for everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Was she drunk?

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<v Speaker 5>Is she?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I think she was young enough that

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<v Speaker 2>that brain is mushed because euphoria. Because because you were

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<v Speaker 2>you were not only a child, but you were a

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<v Speaker 2>babbitch as a child. Everybody chose to ignore the fact that.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a Yeah, you were, you were, you were cast

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<v Speaker 3>as a child. Bro eighteen is a baby, Yeah, don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm too far past that to think that that's a

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<v Speaker 3>grown person.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a baby.

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<v Speaker 3>And we went, I want to fuck that baby, and

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<v Speaker 3>now that baby is acting up and I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>we we are going to be able to figure that out.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the one with the white jeans.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's right, blue.

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing was like she got a great.

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<v Speaker 2>White jeans, like look at these, look at these, look

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<v Speaker 2>at these white jeans. Blue wink, Yeah, great blue jeans.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't even think that that was I think

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<v Speaker 3>she probably has a lot of malicious people in her

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<v Speaker 3>corner that were happy for her to do that. But

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think that's an evolved enough person to know

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<v Speaker 3>what they were doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean to bron and I, my god, is

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<v Speaker 2>that you know what I mean? If that's not a

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<v Speaker 2>person being preyed upon, I don't know, kind of famous

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<v Speaker 2>for praying on people and taking.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, how she gets Sydney's ways, Versionsy's.

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<v Speaker 2>Way, Sinney's way, that's that's a that's a drug heist

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<v Speaker 2>movie City's version version. Oh my god, that's honestly not

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<v Speaker 2>my angle. I don't really know much over that. I

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<v Speaker 2>was just I was noticing that everyone was talking about

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<v Speaker 2>her titties this week because she had them out. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'll I knew it made it to y'all. I knew

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<v Speaker 2>it made it to y'all. And I'm sure I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>make it to you, like I'm sure some of my

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<v Speaker 2>didn't make it to you. I'm sure some of my

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<v Speaker 2>humanizing oh my god, you could drive a truck through

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<v Speaker 2>that po.

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<v Speaker 11>Hey, I'm sure some of my humanizing of Sidney Sweetey

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<v Speaker 11>perhaps comes from things I may have seen, things that

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<v Speaker 11>maybe I appreciated more than King.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I never seen you room like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I am, I am human, just like everyone else. I

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<v Speaker 2>scrolled with one hand, just like everyone else. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a that's a as as a bisexual journey. Smollette

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<v Speaker 2>did it for me this week. She journey. I'm getting it.

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<v Speaker 2>You got some new things. What journey, pus? You have

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<v Speaker 2>some journey? She looks so good. I went you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>Your brother was beat up? Somebody beat that boy. Hold

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<v Speaker 2>on it. We're done. We did it. Jay, this is great.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you tell the people where they can find you? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>You in on social media at j Jorden j y

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<v Speaker 2>j U r d e n on all social media

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<v Speaker 2>including the Nazi app up Twitter. I'm still there in

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<v Speaker 2>the Good Fight Resistance. Also the special. Yes, ma'am, it's

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<v Speaker 2>on Hulu. You can watch it. It's full of joke.

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<v Speaker 2>If you like every episode I'm on when it comes

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<v Speaker 2>to MoMA told me you'll love the special. There we

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<v Speaker 2>got the special Bory which you got?

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<v Speaker 1>Cool guy joke eighty seven On Instagram. You can find

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<v Speaker 1>me apparently a journey small Let's dmut eves by you?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to think about the other day that

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<v Speaker 1>I always confused with the eaves by You.

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<v Speaker 2>Is Jason's lyrics. Wow, they're very different.

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<v Speaker 1>From I know, but I think the covers were the same.

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<v Speaker 1>The covers of the vhs were the same tone. Yeah no,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not making a big they are black movie. No

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<v Speaker 1>no no no no no no, not just but like

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<v Speaker 1>the like I think they were.

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