1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,840 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. My life is like Mercury 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,199 Speaker 1: is always in retrograde. Something is always a little off, 3 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:10,680 Speaker 1: not working and bass akwords. It's been that way since 4 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,800 Speaker 1: I was me, since I was born girl. I've never 5 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:16,160 Speaker 1: met anybody who's life in retrograde ever likes a Jewel Show. 6 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:19,239 Speaker 1: And that's the sound today for sounds, trendy audio that 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,240 Speaker 1: you can seal from our social media to use for 8 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,600 Speaker 1: your social media. So go and grab this from at 9 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:26,160 Speaker 1: the Jewels Show, follow us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, 10 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 1: I'm at that, I'm at Evan on the radio, and 11 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 1: I'm a Christian Gray Snow. And you grab that sound, 12 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 1: use it in a video, and we see it and 13 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,560 Speaker 1: we like it, We'll share it on our social media. 14 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 1: My life is like Mercury is always in retrograde. Something 15 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,919 Speaker 1: is always a little off, not working and bass akwords. 16 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,240 Speaker 1: Jubile is the only person I know who is incapable 17 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:47,240 Speaker 1: of adding music to his Instagram story. Will not allow 18 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:50,919 Speaker 1: him to do it, like let me in your phone. 19 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:54,040 Speaker 1: I downloaded, I like deleted Instagram off his phone. I 20 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:55,840 Speaker 1: did a hard software update and I was like, you 21 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 1: are good to go. He is not good to go it. Yeah, 22 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 1: everything is always just a little bit screwed up for me. 23 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 1: Everybody's posting reels around me, and um, I'm like, you 24 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 1: know where it says like us audio, it's not there, 25 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,119 Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden one day it'll show 26 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 1: up and I'm like, yes, I could post a reel 27 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,200 Speaker 1: that I wanted to post. Let me grab that all 28 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 1: the other trending and then well, yeah, that's not It's 29 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 1: always something like even earlier today, You're like, I didn't 30 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 1: get an email, Alex. It's like I can see you 31 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 1: received the email. You're on the email your email addresses 32 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:32,039 Speaker 1: in the two section. I'm like, I have not gotten 33 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:35,399 Speaker 1: an email from that address at all. And also I 34 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: don't think I'm getting a lot of emails because I'm 35 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: getting like no email. I think my email might be 36 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 1: screwed up because I feel like more people should be 37 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 1: emailing me than that. That's why this is the sound 38 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: for sounds trendy. Today, I feels like mercury is always 39 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:53,760 Speaker 1: in retrograde. Something is always a little off, not working 40 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: and bath akwords, that's the sound for sounds trendy. Go 41 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:00,040 Speaker 1: to our social media grab that. This morning alone, I 42 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 1: woke up this morning. Okay, I get up early because 43 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 1: I like to work out and meditate before I go 44 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:08,519 Speaker 1: get my beautiful wife coffee. So I get up early, um, 45 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 1: and my alarms literally would not turn off. What they 46 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:16,919 Speaker 1: I would turn it. You know the on the iPhone 47 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 1: where it's got the little button you hit it and 48 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:21,520 Speaker 1: it slides over. Yeah. Yeah, both of them working at 49 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:24,919 Speaker 1: the same time. So I hit it off, and then 50 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:28,919 Speaker 1: they both turn off, turn back on, turn off, turn 51 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 1: back on off, turn back on. It wasn't it wasn't 52 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 1: even like I was trying to put it in snooze 53 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,799 Speaker 1: because I had already woken up. I was just trying 54 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 1: to make sure they didn't go off. And then it's 55 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,920 Speaker 1: just like off back on it, and like, what the 56 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,920 Speaker 1: and how are they the two alarms are sync up together? Okay, 57 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:47,080 Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh my goodness, Okay, So I finally 58 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,120 Speaker 1: I finally got them to work at some point, and 59 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:51,920 Speaker 1: then I was done with everything. I was going to 60 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,880 Speaker 1: get Alex coffee in the morning because I like to 61 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 1: go get her coffee, right, And so I'm leaving to 62 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: go get her coffee, and then I hit clothes on 63 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: the garage door. Garage door doesn't close all of a sudden, 64 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 1: all of a sudden everything, Yeah, I had turned the 65 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,639 Speaker 1: car on and everything, and then I'm like, what is okay? 66 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,360 Speaker 1: So the app on my phone to close the garage 67 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: door wouldn't close it. So something was going on with that. 68 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,480 Speaker 1: I don't know what. And then I was like, well, 69 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 1: I'll go press the button for the garage door. Then 70 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:21,400 Speaker 1: in the garage press the button. Nothing, So then I 71 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:25,080 Speaker 1: figured out how to get the garage door closed. I 72 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 1: don't know. Then I go to get coffee and there's 73 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 1: one person in line in front of me and he's ordering, 74 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,440 Speaker 1: chatting it up with the barista, and then it's my 75 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:39,240 Speaker 1: turn and I give my order and then she goes okay, 76 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: and she starts typing it in and then she's about 77 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:42,960 Speaker 1: to ring up the total, and then she goes, what 78 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: just happened? No, She's staring at her computer. She's like, 79 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:50,360 Speaker 1: I don't, um, I don't, I don't know what. We'll here, 80 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 1: come over to this other computer because I don't know 81 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:53,400 Speaker 1: what just happened to this one. It just freaked out 82 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 1: and died on me. And I'm like, what, what what 83 00:03:55,800 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 1: is going on? I'm suraged your car cranks in the morning. 84 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: I know that's an average morning for you. I'm surprised 85 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 1: that you can function. That's why I'm so mellow. That's 86 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,040 Speaker 1: why that's what I just take it on the chin 87 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 1: every day. That's why I'm just like, yeah, whatever, this 88 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,520 Speaker 1: is supposed to happen. So that is my life, though 89 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,960 Speaker 1: always in retrograde. If I were to use this sound 90 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,719 Speaker 1: for sounds trendy, it'd just be a picture of me. 91 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 1: I guess, like mercury is always in retrograde. Something is 92 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:26,600 Speaker 1: always a little off, not working, and bass acwork. I 93 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 1: would use this anytime that I would watch my husband 94 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 1: do anything during the day at all. My life is 95 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: like mercury is always in retrograde. Something is always in 96 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:39,359 Speaker 1: a little off, not working, and bass acwork. You know what, 97 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,120 Speaker 1: It's the worst combination. Actually, Alex and I are very 98 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:45,160 Speaker 1: good partners far as being married people, right, except she 99 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:47,239 Speaker 1: has the same thing with food. Her food is always 100 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,960 Speaker 1: kind of screwed up. She's the only person I've ever 101 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 1: seen in my life that ordered a ten inch barbecue 102 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:55,279 Speaker 1: chicken pizza and instead of a ten inch barbecue chicken pizza, 103 00:04:55,360 --> 00:05:01,280 Speaker 1: got ten sides of barbecue sauce on this. We do 104 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 1: not understand the same weekend that she also ordered nachos 105 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 1: and they got delivered with no cheese, Nacho cho nachos 106 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,680 Speaker 1: with no cheese, and then just sides of barbecue sauce. 107 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 1: And I just realized that every single morning I go 108 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 1: get her coffee, and her coffee is usually screwed up, 109 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: probably because of the way they're putting the order in, 110 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 1: because of violence. Both of our things went in together 111 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:29,720 Speaker 1: at that. It's terrible combo. Yeah, you're the reason why 112 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,760 Speaker 1: I have crap coffee every morning. Yeah, we'll get used 113 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 1: to it. Your phone break up is every single hour 114 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,040 Speaker 1: on the twenties. Your next one is coming up in 115 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 1: just a few minutes. It's a Jewels Show, The Jewel 116 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:40,280 Speaker 1: Show on demand.