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Speaker 1: My sister demands a child free wedding, so I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: the month. I twenty three, also don't have children, but

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Speaker 1: my partner and I hope to have some in the future.

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Speaker 1: Older sister lives overseas with her husband and so is

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Speaker 1: mostly irrelevant in this situation. Get out of my face.

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Speaker 1: Her and sister three don't speak. Dang. Imagine being the

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Speaker 1: irrelevant sister. Get out of here. Yeah right, you why

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Speaker 1: That's why we want you to move across the sea anyway.

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Speaker 1: Sister to three is having a child free wedding. She

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Speaker 1: is like aggressively child free. We don't really get along.

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Speaker 1: So basically our parents are old farts. Well, I love

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Speaker 1: them and can no longer drive. I can't drive either,

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Speaker 1: her kids. I wonder if anyone can see where this

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Speaker 1: this family. Alright, yeah, really this is not good. They

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Speaker 1: I was going to have him drop me off. Wow,

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Speaker 1: damn what happened. There's so much beef in this family.

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Speaker 1: This is like a D grade porn movie because, man,

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Speaker 1: the extra large in the end? Last weekend, after months

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Speaker 1: them and attend in my place. Once we decided, my

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Speaker 1: husband gave the okay to work on the day of

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Speaker 1: the wedding. My sister fucking lost our mind. Then decided

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Speaker 1: to do. It also sounds like ohp he just doesn't

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Speaker 1: want to go to this wedding. No, this is just

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Speaker 1: an excuse, excuse. Actually, sister lost it and said I

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Speaker 1: child freeness of the wedding. She said it shouldn't matter

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Speaker 1: they were in better company than her, and point blank

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Speaker 1: refused to attend her wedding. Okay, so like not being

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Speaker 1: little bad, but not much. My older sister says I'm

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Speaker 1: Our parents aren't really acknowledging the situation. I think they

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Speaker 1: I the a hole? What do you think? John? Also,

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Speaker 1: what do you think about a child free wedding. I

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Speaker 1: nudist wedding, rock out with a cocksile, That's what I say.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I would personally do it, but I

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Speaker 1: understand where it comes from. What if you're like you

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Speaker 1: I could see not wanting kids to be there. I

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Speaker 1: it's it seems like there's something deeper against the sister.

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Speaker 1: But let's go into the updates. So apparently the vote

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Speaker 1: My sister in law is still recovering no things to him,

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Speaker 1: So wait, so it was basically Opie's sister in law

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Speaker 1: and she absolutely so her husband's sister, yeah, right, which

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Speaker 2: Today effed up by accidentally hooking up with my friend's dad.

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Speaker 1: How do you accidentally do that? Hi, mister Dados, I

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Speaker 1: No stupid, no accidents, Okay, allowed to make mistakes, that's right.

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Speaker 2: So I imagine this is literally just like the script

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Speaker 2: mister mister big Salami. I didn't expect you to see here.

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Speaker 2: I'm waiting for Sally. Oh it's okay, little lady.

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Speaker 1: You know what a big penis. Nice, that's my best parts.

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Speaker 1: You You absolutely crushed it. Thanks. So the interesting part

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Speaker 1: of the story all happened a number of months ago.

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Speaker 2: With my sexuality. As I grew more comfortable with myself,

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Speaker 2: completely nude in the open showers at a local pool

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Speaker 2: Something I would have been far too anxious to do

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Speaker 2: when I was younger. On one occasion where I had

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Speaker 2: Even though showering nude to the gym is pretty normal.

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Speaker 2: This dude also chose the shower head closest to me,

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Speaker 2: As a curious lad, I couldn't help but trying to

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Speaker 1: I wasn't working with and some big pipe, extra large salami.

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Speaker 2: Naturally didn't take him long to realize what I was doing,

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Speaker 1: Also, like, is this guy sure that this kid is

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Speaker 1: and then it just starts wild. Dude, it does something

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Speaker 2: He started to show up less and less until it

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Speaker 1: Yikes, this is.

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Speaker 2: So goodness gracious, they were coming up and my friends

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Speaker 2: same way. Neither of us said anything after a bree

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Speaker 2: Does this guy have a whole family?

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Speaker 1: Dude? This is nuts.

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Speaker 2: Neither of us said anything, and after a brief inner debate,

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Speaker 2: I decided that this is a secret that goes with

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Speaker 1: Except for all the people on the world in everyone

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Speaker 1: on Reddit and now everyone listening to this podcast.

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Speaker 2: Suffice to say, I haven't been able to look my

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Speaker 2: friend in the eye since.

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Speaker 1: Yikes, Bro, yikes, oh Man, steamy hot and steamy hot

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Speaker 1: and steamy showers.