Speaker 1: The Nicks. Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am Mucky Glazer Podcast.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Everyone. It's there. Is it Thursday? Somewhere?
Speaker 1: Jesus somewhere? Um? Yeah, it's Thursday. It's the last day
Speaker 1: of the show for the week. Um, it's been a
Speaker 1: good one. I I think I got it all off.
Speaker 1: I got poop on my hands, dog poop from UM.
Speaker 1: I know every day we're starting with poop smells, but
Speaker 1: I got it off my hand. I did the mulch
Speaker 1: technique that I did on UM my reality show. It
Speaker 1: might be the mulch, not the poop. It was poop.
Speaker 1: I didn't use enough mulch. I was in a hurry.
Speaker 1: You didn't pick up mulch with poop. Yeah, manure, mulch
Speaker 1: is poop. I love the word manure, mannerism, manus umneu
Speaker 1: is a good word. Do you know what word I
Speaker 1: love that? I learned yes then learned yesterday, but I
Speaker 1: used yesterday and I was like, as soon as I
Speaker 1: learned used it, I go, you think you're kind of
Speaker 1: cool for using that word, Like it's kind of I
Speaker 1: just love it. Modality. I love that. What does that mean? Again? Well?
Speaker 1: I used in this, I don't really know. I have
Speaker 1: a struggle I can use it in a sentence. I
Speaker 1: like to find different modalities of improving my singing voice.
Speaker 1: So I went to an Alexander techniquelus and yesterday and
Speaker 1: I was um texting Chris about it and I was like,
Speaker 1: I just found this new modality, and I was like,
Speaker 1: who are you just say a new thing? I just
Speaker 1: love the confidence and where you don't know the exact definition,
Speaker 1: but you're just going it's like a means to what
Speaker 1: do you have? It? Well, it does apply in music,
Speaker 1: so um modal quality, which is like, all right, what
Speaker 1: is at mean? A particular mode in which something exists
Speaker 1: or is experienced or expressed. Okay, I always hear it
Speaker 1: on a SMR videos of like this modality of you know,
Speaker 1: lengthening the spine. It's always like massage techniques, like different
Speaker 1: modalities of like lymphatic drenage or massage or uh, there's
Speaker 1: different just like a different modality of If youse it wrong,
Speaker 1: most likely the person also doesn't know, so he's not
Speaker 1: going to call you out on it because then you
Speaker 1: call it out and then you go, well that's not
Speaker 1: used right, and you're like well, yeah, my favorite. Um.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite clips is when Jennifer Garner is
Speaker 1: on Conan Show and he's like, and then you snuck
Speaker 1: past the person. She goes, Conan snucks and not a word. Sorry,
Speaker 1: you should know that you went to Harvard and he
Speaker 1: goes and he looks like flabbergasted, and then they bring
Speaker 1: out a dictionary and he goes snuck the past tense
Speaker 1: of sneak, and she just like looks. So she's gorgeous
Speaker 1: in the clip. It's one of the best times she's
Speaker 1: I mean, she's so pretty in it, so I guess
Speaker 1: it's worth it. But she looks a little stupid. But
Speaker 1: there's nothing worse than like being like, excuse me, going
Speaker 1: someone out and then being wrong. It's a grammar Nazi.
Speaker 1: It's like when they lose. It's the best feeling. I
Speaker 1: love it. Yeah, I love when someone's wrong, when they're snooty.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's the best. It happens to me
Speaker 1: all the time, all the time. I've I've almost learned
Speaker 1: to like not have it affect me. You know. Want
Speaker 1: another word that I love is my friend just told
Speaker 1: me one time that I was parapatetic, like parapate, I
Speaker 1: mean paralyzed I'm using I'm going off of that and
Speaker 1: then tetic well like what okay, so, but but para
Speaker 1: can be used in other words, yeah, pair of legs.
Speaker 1: It's not going to help you find it means like
Speaker 1: you you jump from, you travel from place to place
Speaker 1: all the time. You're constantly in a different So the
Speaker 1: opposite of parasailing, you're tethered when you parasult. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: did you feel? Partic um? A little scared but also
Speaker 1: kind of like fun but also not worth it because
Speaker 1: I feel like these ropes might not work in this
Speaker 1: company we've hired. We just found these guys on a beach, like,
Speaker 1: is this all Sonny? I trust by Amien who has
Speaker 1: red eyes, he's definitely stoned. And he was just like yeah,
Speaker 1: and I swear to gotten. I didn't have a clip,
Speaker 1: like like I had a clip, but it wasn't like
Speaker 1: it was like a bag of chips. Clip wasn't like
Speaker 1: a Cara peanuts. Yeah, and I don't know, but you
Speaker 1: trust them. It's like, have you ever done that rope?
Speaker 1: What don't you? I mean, there's not that many deaths
Speaker 1: of para selling death like you would water. I guess
Speaker 1: with a parachute. I guess you'll be fine. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean a parachutes? Is that why there
Speaker 1: are two? Right? They're like a little one up in there,
Speaker 1: or there's a second one. Would you ever go sky
Speaker 1: I think you haven't. You did go side stupid or
Speaker 1: the guy looked a lot like he had this whole
Speaker 1: vibe going on right now, paying shorts and yeah, like
Speaker 1: you're like a cool like you could be a skydiver
Speaker 1: and this look what up? Man? Yeah, come dand them
Speaker 1: with me? Safe up there? Man, I don't know, had
Speaker 1: four hundred falls in the past twelve months. I'm ready
Speaker 1: to do this. Yeah, seem addicted? What are you running?
Speaker 1: It's the best feeling. What are you falling from? But
Speaker 1: he had your vibe, Chad support can't get you in
Speaker 1: the sky man, He's like, shot, maybe there's not shoots
Speaker 1: and ladders. I was like what, Yeah? They are always
Speaker 1: like what's his name? Remember the Elaine's boyfriend on Seinfeld
Speaker 1: the climber and he has a beautiful face and he
Speaker 1: falls George. George becomes in love with him too because
Speaker 1: he's just so cool, and George develops a crush and
Speaker 1: so then George goes rock climbing with him, and then
Speaker 1: the guy falls because of some negligence on George's part.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. And Eline is just like, but tell me
Speaker 1: about his face. Is his face okay? Because he's so handsome,
Speaker 1: and she's just like, is his face okay? George has
Speaker 1: his face and he's like, he'll never walk again. And
Speaker 1: she goes and it's all bandage up, and she's just like,
Speaker 1: it just shows how shallow she is, you know, like
Speaker 1: the Juju the Juju Fruits episode where she's going to
Speaker 1: meet her date at the movie theater and she's in
Speaker 1: line to get juju fruit um before the movie, and
Speaker 1: she's informed that her boyfriend who's meeting her gotten a
Speaker 1: car accident, and she decides to wait in line for
Speaker 1: the juju fruit. When he goes, he goes, when did
Speaker 1: you buy those? She's like, I came as soon as
Speaker 1: I and she's stuffing her face with him. This is
Speaker 1: now just turning into a yeah, I mean when you
Speaker 1: you wouldn't go you don't want to go skydiving? No?
Speaker 1: I like, there's some things that I'll just go, you know,
Speaker 1: I never I can die without doing that, you know,
Speaker 1: Like there's I didn't give him much thought. It was
Speaker 1: a very like I drove you. I planned it all.
Speaker 1: You should have seen the books I wrote on it before.
Speaker 1: But you like do you? We both are very similar
Speaker 1: and that we're very just impulsive and kind of just
Speaker 1: go like, oh'll do that, Yes, I'll do that, I'll
Speaker 1: go do that here. It was literally three what's the
Speaker 1: most you've ever planned for something? Like? I feel like
Speaker 1: when you get married, this is what's going to happen.
Speaker 1: I have a prediction you're gonna get married Vegas, but
Speaker 1: then you're going to do a real wedding later. But
Speaker 1: you're going to do it impulsively, like um your tattoos.
Speaker 1: You're going to do it first, insane, like you're just
Speaker 1: going to get the certificate and just do it and
Speaker 1: then you'll have a ceremony and the real thing later.
Speaker 1: But you're going to do it. You're gonna show up
Speaker 1: one day and just be and be kind of like
Speaker 1: if I'm marrying myself, I would agree with you. I
Speaker 1: think Brenna has changed what I'm saying. You're gonna actually
Speaker 1: have a ceremony later. Yeah, but I think I don't
Speaker 1: know if she would go with vague like I would
Speaker 1: do Vega. I I get I've noticed when you have
Speaker 1: a partner, you these impulses. You can't just It's my
Speaker 1: biggest issue in my relationship there. It is kind of tough.
Speaker 1: It is tough sometimes because sometimes I just want to like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm going to Nashville tomorrow, and you're like, well,
Speaker 1: why are you going? I'm like, I'm just I just
Speaker 1: had the impulse I want to go, you know. And
Speaker 1: then it's like it becomes a conversation and then you're like,
Speaker 1: but I shouldn't have to give Chris looked at as
Speaker 1: my schedule recently it was like, when did this all happen?
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gone until December every single weekend. He's like,
Speaker 1: were you gonna Maybe nothing, I'm gonna say you can't go,
Speaker 1: but were you WEAKNNA? Maybe just run this by me?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you know, no, it didn't even occur
Speaker 1: to me, And you're so right, Like that's something that
Speaker 1: in a partnership you need to do, Like you you
Speaker 1: should check with your partner. Like we have been living
Speaker 1: single for our whole lives. We never had to check
Speaker 1: out anyone else. That's why we chose comedy that's like,
Speaker 1: we chose this path. We don't have to account for
Speaker 1: anyone else. Everyone, Chris, did Chris take care of your
Speaker 1: apartment while you were in New York with those organizing ladies?
Speaker 1: Well while I was in l A actually, so two
Speaker 1: weeks ago. Yeah, he completely. I mean my place. I'm
Speaker 1: looking at my podcast room right now, which is a mess,
Speaker 1: but my apartment I do not recognize it. These two women, um,
Speaker 1: he found these two women to um who are like,
Speaker 1: you know, like the women on Netflix is the home edit.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that, but they just go in and
Speaker 1: they look at like horder spaces and they make them
Speaker 1: organized and stuff and for celebrities as well. Um, and
Speaker 1: they It was awesome because he had them come and
Speaker 1: I met them and we kind of walked through everything,
Speaker 1: and I was kind of embarrassed because women are like
Speaker 1: organized women my age with like a lot jot like
Speaker 1: a business. And I know I have a business, but
Speaker 1: do I And it's not your business, it's and I
Speaker 1: don't even know if it's fine. But they I really
Speaker 1: had to like swallow my pride and not clean up
Speaker 1: for them, just like let him in and go this
Speaker 1: is this is the way my life is there for
Speaker 1: Lacroix cases where they have a business, Yes, And there
Speaker 1: was no judgment the worst case nowhere near even if
Speaker 1: you are, it's fine, Like they don't care. They're used
Speaker 1: to it. That's their job, that is their job. And
Speaker 1: so they came in and like kind of talked about
Speaker 1: what I could want, but we didn't really get into
Speaker 1: It was probably like a twenty minute meeting with them,
Speaker 1: like walking through my apartment and and then Chris was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I think it would be best if they
Speaker 1: came by at some point, you know, when you're in
Speaker 1: town and you worked with them for like three hours
Speaker 1: on like where to put things. And I was like,
Speaker 1: uh huh, and he was like and then and then
Speaker 1: they can kind of just go at it, and like
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be here when I have
Speaker 1: a housekeeper here. I don't want to be here when
Speaker 1: I have an electrician doing anything, when there's someone's fixing
Speaker 1: the dryer, when someone's fixing my shower, I don't like
Speaker 1: to be here. I would rather them rob me blind
Speaker 1: and go through my things and smell my panties, whatever
Speaker 1: they'd want to do. I'd rather risk that then be
Speaker 1: there while they're there because I feel bad that they're doing.
Speaker 1: They're like, you know, snaking my drain while I'm like
Speaker 1: on my couch on Instagram, you know, like I just
Speaker 1: I don't I don't like I just like to leave
Speaker 1: and so and Chris was so nice to even get
Speaker 1: these women to come and and organize this organization that
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, okay, um, so I just I
Speaker 1: think maybe I can work with them for like two
Speaker 1: hours and he's like, yeah, I'm two or three, like
Speaker 1: whatever it takes. And I was like, um, and then
Speaker 1: I just started kind of freaking out, and I was like,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll hire my friend Taylor to do it. She's
Speaker 1: really good at organ Yeah, like, not even hire her
Speaker 1: to do my work, but hire her to do their work.
Speaker 1: And I knew that I could, or I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: embarrassed if Taylor were here working for some reason that
Speaker 1: wouldn't bother me as much as like someone I don't know,
Speaker 1: because I feel like I have to offer them beverages
Speaker 1: and I don't have iced tea and like a nice
Speaker 1: picture that's like sweaty with like lemons at the top.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not a woman that like can have guests.
Speaker 1: I don't have enough Zva for you. I only have
Speaker 1: enough for me, again, only thinking of myself. And so
Speaker 1: Chris was like, yeah, I mean, but I think you
Speaker 1: should be here for a little bit, just to like
Speaker 1: tell them where things go. And I was like, I
Speaker 1: think I'm just gonna have Taylor to it. And he
Speaker 1: was like, wait, what's going on here? And I was like,
Speaker 1: I just I don't want to talk to anyone. I
Speaker 1: don't want to have to interact, and he was like okay,
Speaker 1: and then we had like kind of a you know,
Speaker 1: a moment of like what's going on here? Like why
Speaker 1: are you trying to weasel out of this? This was
Speaker 1: like something you wanted to do. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I just I don't know, because I have to like
Speaker 1: talk to them and like make small talk. Even though
Speaker 1: I am a small talk master. I love talking to
Speaker 1: people and they're great, they were so nice, but I
Speaker 1: just didn't want to, like and because I have to
Speaker 1: be funny and entertaining. I feel like I have to
Speaker 1: like make and I have to shoot on myself the
Speaker 1: entire time because there's no way I can go through
Speaker 1: the mess that is my apartment without constantly making fun
Speaker 1: of myself and and doing that piling on myself about
Speaker 1: how disgusting I am and like making myself feel better
Speaker 1: because these women I know have like organized lives and
Speaker 1: like cabinets with like they have all their like oats
Speaker 1: in one, like you know, tupper working dinner container and
Speaker 1: says oats on it, you know, like that ship. I can't,
Speaker 1: And so I knew I was just gonna and I
Speaker 1: freaked out and I was like, and Chris was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's just I'll let me see if they can just
Speaker 1: do it without you, without involving you at all. So
Speaker 1: he I didn't even know what was gonna even still happen,
Speaker 1: because it was like months before that we hired them.
Speaker 1: We picked a date, and then the date, I was like,
Speaker 1: are we even gonna do this? Because I think Chris
Speaker 1: and I broke up like sixteen times between then and
Speaker 1: that date, and then I think and then to our
Speaker 1: breakup and then and then I I got back in
Speaker 1: town one day and it was done. They were at
Speaker 1: my apartment for hours and hours and hours. It cost
Speaker 1: and I don't even say it out loud. It doesn't
Speaker 1: matter the cost, It doesn't matter what I would have done.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't it would look worse. But but is it?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't give a funk how much it costs.
Speaker 1: You know what, that is a lot of money, and
Speaker 1: I know that that is me maybe like bragging that
Speaker 1: I have that kind of money to toss around. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry that it's true, but I I don't I don't
Speaker 1: spend a lot in other places in my life, and man,
Speaker 1: was it worth it? I came home. I have a
Speaker 1: place for everything. Nothing in my life is disorganized. There's
Speaker 1: a couple of piles that we still need to like
Speaker 1: finish off, but like, by and large, like I don't recognize.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happens when everything that you have
Speaker 1: a reason to be stressed about is no longer. You
Speaker 1: did that once in New York where you organize everything,
Speaker 1: and I don't even think you had a storage unit,
Speaker 1: like I still have a storage unit that kind of
Speaker 1: sits in the back of my head of like there's
Speaker 1: a bunch of trash. It changes everything. It changed, it
Speaker 1: really does. It's so like Jordan Peters and you make
Speaker 1: your bed first and then you'll feel it's it's kind
Speaker 1: of true. Yeah, it's kind of true. Like downstairs, like
Speaker 1: I we clear, like things are up to date, like
Speaker 1: my laundry. I divided my laundry recently. I did darks.
Speaker 1: I know what the soil means now in the washer,
Speaker 1: you know, the soil level depends on like what you're
Speaker 1: washing where what the soil should be. I mean that's
Speaker 1: like heavy delicates or whites or towels, like it has
Speaker 1: those settings. Right, Yeah, we have the same wash or dryer.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing I think so. But I'm just saying, like
Speaker 1: I'm I'm taking these steps that I never and they're
Speaker 1: little steps that we just ignored our whole lot, I know.
Speaker 1: And I almost don't like it because I go when
Speaker 1: I'm not complaining about I have to clean a room
Speaker 1: or that I have to do laundry, what can I
Speaker 1: do at that time? It's too clean? And then I
Speaker 1: have to do something with the time. I have to
Speaker 1: fucking do the work that I'm putting off by saying
Speaker 1: I have too much to do. I see. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can use it as a scapegoat to not write
Speaker 1: a book. Man, it is fucking good to wake up
Speaker 1: and know where everything is and have a bin for
Speaker 1: your oats and a bin for your cords. And I
Speaker 1: will say the other day I asked Chris. I was like,
Speaker 1: because he knows where everything is and I'm still learning,
Speaker 1: and I go, where are my cords? And he was like,
Speaker 1: in your guitar book? And I really liked a joke
Speaker 1: even though it's a dumb dad joke made me Oh god,
Speaker 1: it made me laugh. Um, yeah, it was. So it
Speaker 1: was just like and it was sweet because you know,
Speaker 1: we we've had something we like have had some rough
Speaker 1: We've had some rough train in our relationship recently, but
Speaker 1: now we're like so much better for it. I really,
Speaker 1: I know. It's so embarrassing that we break up and
Speaker 1: get back together so often, and it's like and there
Speaker 1: were parts of me breaking up recently and being like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't want to tell anyone, and he felt the
Speaker 1: same way of like do I tell anyone because we'll
Speaker 1: probably get back together and that's embarrassing. But I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I have nothing to be embarrassed about. Like anyone who's like, oh,
Speaker 1: they get backed together and break up all the time,
Speaker 1: Like who cares what you think? Like, I'm so tired
Speaker 1: of like managing what other people think or like worrying
Speaker 1: that someone else thinks my relationship is not as strong like,
Speaker 1: I honestly think we are a better couple after nine
Speaker 1: years of breaking up and game back together so much.
Speaker 1: We're so much stronger and can do almost anything that
Speaker 1: other couples that have just stayed together and not really
Speaker 1: dealt with their issues are able to do. Like, I
Speaker 1: think that, um, we're in a better place than most
Speaker 1: couples that are just like we've never broken up. I
Speaker 1: honestly think that we are. Um not everyone. We've never
Speaker 1: had a conversation. I don't even know what his middle
Speaker 1: name is. Yes, we just don't talk about those. There's
Speaker 1: grandfather with an alcoholic who committed suicide. I found that
Speaker 1: out through a website that my god, Yes, I found
Speaker 1: it out when his dad his uncle got drunk at
Speaker 1: fourth of July last year and I was like, what
Speaker 1: that happened? And he's like who are you? And he's like,
Speaker 1: and I molested your husband. And it's like, wait what
Speaker 1: So this explains a lot. We don't go back to Texas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I think that. Uh. I've just been like paranoid
Speaker 1: about like, oh, people are going to think this, and
Speaker 1: like I we recently broke up, and I told the
Speaker 1: A lot of people in my life including like my
Speaker 1: um my like reps, because it was factoring into something
Speaker 1: that was going on, and I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: we're not together anymore, and we were not too other
Speaker 1: for like five six I think it was like a
Speaker 1: week and um and then last night and I'm so
Speaker 1: worried that like they're gonna judge me because I'm just
Speaker 1: like I don't ever want people that I'm working. Essentially,
Speaker 1: my my reps are working for me, but I forget
Speaker 1: that sometimes I always feel like I have to keep them,
Speaker 1: even though like sorry, but they they need me as
Speaker 1: much as I need, you know, it's a but I
Speaker 1: always forget. I feel like I have to like earn them,
Speaker 1: so I let I'm going to Montreal on Saturday this
Speaker 1: or tomorrow. Actually, there's this this taping that came up
Speaker 1: on Saturday and they had a big name for um
Speaker 1: this thing and apparently that person got COVID, so they're
Speaker 1: like desperately trying to find someone and they called me.
Speaker 1: It was so funny. They called me yesterday and they're like,
Speaker 1: whenever two of my reps called me at the same time,
Speaker 1: either I've lost something or I'm about to get something
Speaker 1: huge and there's nothing for me to lose really, so
Speaker 1: like I knew it was a good sign. And they
Speaker 1: gave me this amazing offer, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: I kind of don't want to go, Like I just
Speaker 1: don't feel like going to Canada. Every time I go,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm smuggling drugs into the country. And
Speaker 1: and the show I'm doing is all crowd work, and
Speaker 1: so that scared me too. And so I was like,
Speaker 1: and the money is a lot of apartment organizations, like
Speaker 1: it's really nice, and but I was just like I
Speaker 1: was expecting this week off. I was going to go
Speaker 1: to the naked bike ride in St. Louis, which you
Speaker 1: and Brentish totally go to. There's a naked bike ride
Speaker 1: on Saturday. No one has to be naked. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can win, you the poet. But I said to them
Speaker 1: the first time I used my bike, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just like, I don't want to do it.
Speaker 1: And they both were like like, this is maybe the
Speaker 1: best offer you've ever gotten in your life for ten
Speaker 1: minutes of no material, just crowd work. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I just in. My manager goes, Nicky Glazer. I never
Speaker 1: thought we'd reached the point where you would turn down
Speaker 1: burper amount of money for ten minutes of no material
Speaker 1: and I was like, who am I Kevin Hart like,
Speaker 1: But it's it's about me prioritizing that amount of money
Speaker 1: will not change my life that drastically, except I'm going
Speaker 1: to don't. I realized I took the gig because I'm
Speaker 1: going to donate a big part of it because we
Speaker 1: just had a lot of flooding in St. Louis and
Speaker 1: I'm going to donate it to different charities. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take some of it and you know, spend it all myself,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna donate to Rolex and to Tesla and
Speaker 1: then also Straight Animal Rescue needs a couple of new
Speaker 1: uh you know, a package of red solo cups for
Speaker 1: a fundraiser they're doing, um event in a little bit,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna throw a ten buck thing at them.
Speaker 1: But we'll talk about more about all of this after
Speaker 1: we get back from this break Andrew silence every road
Speaker 1: as I don't know, and we're back. Um. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: when I'm going to Montreal to do ten minutes of
Speaker 1: crowd work, do you do more time than they cut it?
Speaker 1: Or that's what I asked. I think they said I
Speaker 1: can go like to fifteen and I'm like, you're not
Speaker 1: going to get ten minutes of There's a bunch of
Speaker 1: people on the show that I love. And that's the
Speaker 1: thing about Montreal is like it's the it's the just
Speaker 1: for last festival. A meal is there, um the people,
Speaker 1: like some of the people on the show with me
Speaker 1: are like Natasha and Pete Holt like people I know,
Speaker 1: and there's I think there's a lot of people there
Speaker 1: that I know. I think Hannah Burners there, and it's
Speaker 1: that sounds good when you go, oh, there's so many
Speaker 1: people there, But I'm telling you, I don't like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not gonna be in my room. I
Speaker 1: force myself to go out at these things, but I
Speaker 1: don't want to be out at these things. And I
Speaker 1: always have a good time. But I don't like festivals
Speaker 1: because they're so social and they're so like you have
Speaker 1: to look cute every time you go to the lobby
Speaker 1: because you don't know who you'll run into. There's especially
Speaker 1: just for laughs, there's people constantly doing interviews in the lobby.
Speaker 1: It's just a lot. But Chris is gonna go with me,
Speaker 1: so that'll be nice. And then the crowd work thing,
Speaker 1: like I kind of like I agreed to it because
Speaker 1: I go, Okay, I can donate the money some of it,
Speaker 1: not all of it, but a lot of it. And
Speaker 1: um no, I'm gonna give a lot. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: nice because we just had flash floods and so many
Speaker 1: animal rescues got fucking taken out. Yeah, I can't even
Speaker 1: handle it. So um and and maybe some bird rescues too.
Speaker 1: But I decided I was kind of nervous about crowd work.
Speaker 1: What about when you were in New York? Did you
Speaker 1: go out? Because I mean, like for when you were
Speaker 1: in New York, you were at the comedy cellar, like
Speaker 1: every night you had your table um, Yes, you would
Speaker 1: have you stand, Yeah, exactly. It was the nightlife was
Speaker 1: like your social life. Did you create during the day.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like that. It was like we did you
Speaker 1: up in the morning, eleven o'clock, done by no at ten,
Speaker 1: done by noon. Maybe go up to lunch or coffee afterwards,
Speaker 1: get Starbucks afterwards, and then I was back in bed
Speaker 1: or like hanging you and maybe you you you tend
Speaker 1: to not sit at the main you do have you
Speaker 1: make your own space. Yes, you make your environment what
Speaker 1: you wanted to be. Even if and that's what you
Speaker 1: would do, that's what you're going to do in Montreal,
Speaker 1: You'll stay with Chris, you have a couple of people
Speaker 1: come up. Yes, no need to overthink. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 1: Every time I overthink these things, do you get nervous
Speaker 1: about that kind of like? But it never has ever
Speaker 1: thought about whenever. Even if I'm playing in Cleveland and
Speaker 1: there's like another comedian in town and they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's get launched, I'm just like, oh God, even if
Speaker 1: it's someone I want to see. Why is that? Why
Speaker 1: do we do that? I don't know. I think we
Speaker 1: just CrowdWork though that would stress me out a little bit,
Speaker 1: but you know, it's not stressful about it is that
Speaker 1: I don't do CrowdWork ever. Okay, so if I do poorly,
Speaker 1: I have an excuse. I never do it. Literally. People
Speaker 1: always think I'm such a CrowdWork people who haven't seen
Speaker 1: me live, but like you're gonna roast me. I've never
Speaker 1: once ventured into the crowd unless I've been, you know, heckled,
Speaker 1: which I do not ever want people to do. I
Speaker 1: don't like it. I feel out of control. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm at a I'm feel like I'm at a
Speaker 1: comedy festival with a bunch of people I know, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, God, I'm I can't control this. It would
Speaker 1: be funny if you just wrote like like a bunch
Speaker 1: of bits and be like paper and I realized Crowdworkyah.
Speaker 1: I was running by any scenario, like I was kind
Speaker 1: of waking my dog last night, just running through like
Speaker 1: what would I say if somebody said this? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I have a line for I can just if I
Speaker 1: brainstorm for thirty minutes, I can have a line for anything.
Speaker 1: And I've already come up with some that I'm like
Speaker 1: so excited to use. If you went in the crowd
Speaker 1: off to cuff, there's probably things that I could imagine
Speaker 1: that in the round. The people that are there really
Speaker 1: already want to be talked to. Of course, because they
Speaker 1: signed up for this taping that is a CrowdWork show.
Speaker 1: They're gonna does it go out to them like hey,
Speaker 1: what do you want to hear about? And then they
Speaker 1: don't really know. I think that they're they've taped some
Speaker 1: of these before. It's for um, it's for meta on Facebook,
Speaker 1: so people with people can only watch it on Facebook
Speaker 1: or Oculus. I'll be promoting it all my socials, you know,
Speaker 1: after I do it. But um, I just feel like
Speaker 1: the reason ultimately that I didn't to do it was
Speaker 1: that it was crowd work, and it's like I can't
Speaker 1: control it is ultimately the reason I did do it,
Speaker 1: because if I fail, there's a reason I never do it.
Speaker 1: The audience could suck, I could just be off. It's
Speaker 1: not because I am inherently untalented. It's like I am
Speaker 1: not good at this thing that I never do. It's
Speaker 1: like asking someone to play like I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: someone who is great at ping pong might not be
Speaker 1: good at tennis, and it seems like it would be
Speaker 1: the same thing, but it's a different skill set. Well,
Speaker 1: I think when you when you think of crowd work,
Speaker 1: you think I have to be as witty and as
Speaker 1: quick as possible. But but your stand up you right
Speaker 1: from stage. Usually yes, your crowd work can be similar
Speaker 1: to your stand up in the sense of you don't
Speaker 1: need to fucking be like and like this like quick.
Speaker 1: It could be more like, oh, I'm going to dive
Speaker 1: into this subject that you're talking about, and there will
Speaker 1: be jokes involved. Can I but can you? Can you?
Speaker 1: I think you'd be really good at a crowd work show.
Speaker 1: Can we like do yeah? Like seeing what I'll see
Speaker 1: what happened? I mean, I don't even I asked you.
Speaker 1: I was gonna put myself on the spot, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm too nervous, Tea, I'm a little nervous about it
Speaker 1: because I don't. I just think it's like watching TV
Speaker 1: with you. It's so much fun watching TV with you, Nikki,
Speaker 1: because you do crowd work at the TV like whatever
Speaker 1: watching and that is the most fun thing about That's
Speaker 1: why I don't watch TV without people there, because I
Speaker 1: like to comment and and you think about crowd work,
Speaker 1: it's like the bar is so low, like no one
Speaker 1: expects it to be great. And then I realized, like
Speaker 1: stand up comedy, because it's not off the cuff, there
Speaker 1: is no excuse not to for everyone to not be
Speaker 1: as good as milany like I am like or just
Speaker 1: have a joke every second. The only reason comedians aren't
Speaker 1: as good as like a Milanny or like whoever you
Speaker 1: put at your top. I look at those people and
Speaker 1: sometimes they go, oh, that's kind of untouchable, like that's
Speaker 1: just he's just so rapid fire funny. Everything is the funniest.
Speaker 1: It's like all he did was actually sit down and
Speaker 1: figure out what's the funniest thing by writing it and
Speaker 1: thinking about it in it or how he writes however
Speaker 1: many hours that took, and then he memorized it. That's
Speaker 1: that's how you get that good. And I don't do
Speaker 1: that because I don't like to memorize because it takes
Speaker 1: too much time, and I don't like to write because
Speaker 1: it takes too much time. So I am getting by
Speaker 1: not even doing like state up comedy. I literally had
Speaker 1: an epiphany last night. I was like, the only reason
Speaker 1: I'm not as good as I really want to be,
Speaker 1: which I'm definitely good, but as good as I want
Speaker 1: to be, is because I just don't want to memorize things.
Speaker 1: Because I'm capable of writing as funny stuff as anyone.
Speaker 1: I just know that my brain, Like I trust that
Speaker 1: I am a good writer, comedy writer. I just don't
Speaker 1: make myself memorize. Know it's memorization because if I write
Speaker 1: a paragraph of like jokes, and it could be it
Speaker 1: just joke, jokeokeoke, but memorizing all of that is a
Speaker 1: little bit difficult. It's sometimes I can do it, but
Speaker 1: it's just harder. For It's easier for me to memorize
Speaker 1: the wording of one joke than it is for me
Speaker 1: to memorize uh you know obviously like a paragraph and
Speaker 1: how to say each line exactly. Story is very easy
Speaker 1: to memorize when it's a bit like a bit, then yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm in the shower like literally. St. Louis is like Ukraine,
Speaker 1: like like I'm constantly memorizing, constantly, and that's just for
Speaker 1: ten Then the second you sound memorized on stage, you
Speaker 1: lose them. So it is there. I'm not saying it's
Speaker 1: not of a huge talent. Like my friends all went
Speaker 1: and saw Milaney the other night and they're like, it's
Speaker 1: it's almost you don't even want to hear about it
Speaker 1: because they just are like, it's next level. It's just
Speaker 1: it's next level. He was at the Enterprise Center and
Speaker 1: a hockey rink. He's his first arena toward. It was
Speaker 1: the second night of his arena towards St. Louis, and
Speaker 1: they were like, it's insane how good he is. And
Speaker 1: it's like god damn it, like it just and I
Speaker 1: go and I looked at it though from like a musician,
Speaker 1: like the perspective of how musicians do it, where there's
Speaker 1: something about being in the moment. They know the songs,
Speaker 1: they play the songs all the time, the same you know,
Speaker 1: like the same chords and structure, but there's an element
Speaker 1: of being in the moment that makes it special. And
Speaker 1: that's what I'm able to do that I'm good at,
Speaker 1: is memorizing things and making it seem in the moment
Speaker 1: because it is in the moment, because I'm throwing in
Speaker 1: new things. But there is there has been with me
Speaker 1: a laziness about my writing because I can write on stage,
Speaker 1: and so it's like that It's like, um, how can
Speaker 1: I compare this to something else? It's like whatever you
Speaker 1: do for I think everyone listening could knows that they
Speaker 1: could do their job better. Right, I don't know that
Speaker 1: there's anyone, even Mulaney, if he is listening, it's probably
Speaker 1: like I could do it better than I'm doing it.
Speaker 1: You know, I could work, you know he I don't
Speaker 1: know why it sounds like Kennedy, but um, even for
Speaker 1: he probably has some room to improve. But I am
Speaker 1: leaving so much room because you know, the classic fear
Speaker 1: of if I do try and then I fail, then
Speaker 1: what what excuse do I have? Because I always have
Speaker 1: the excuse if I'm not trying hard enough. That's always
Speaker 1: my excuse. It's always like, oh, well, I gotta clean
Speaker 1: my room now. I don't if you eliminate that excuse
Speaker 1: and actually try so um I last night. This is
Speaker 1: all very tan gentle, and we'll get to you doing
Speaker 1: crowd work at some point, but we don't have to
Speaker 1: know you're like, can we I'm just thinking about different
Speaker 1: subjects of what I've written so far. But really, but
Speaker 1: I would have riffs, organized riffs. You know. You go
Speaker 1: up and you're like like, but meanwhile, you just like
Speaker 1: start writing a joke for every color shirt there could
Speaker 1: be at Charlie Brown over here, look at Barks again
Speaker 1: your shirt. I don't even even know what I would say.
Speaker 1: Yeah that see that's funny, but oh I can't be
Speaker 1: look at nurse. Can I tell you the three things
Speaker 1: that they say I can't do? Not r rated, which,
Speaker 1: how the hell do you do that? Why? But that's
Speaker 1: my other excuse for if I'm not good. You're taking
Speaker 1: away my paint, like that's how I paint with my
Speaker 1: period blood and so they take away that. Also, this
Speaker 1: is the order no jokes about suicide, no jokes about meta,
Speaker 1: meta world piece, no jokes about suicide, no jokes about meta,
Speaker 1: and no jokes about and and no R rated material.
Speaker 1: It's like, I love that they gave suicide first, but
Speaker 1: then they're like metas a close second. Don't you dare
Speaker 1: make fun of Yeah? Yeah, they you know, they wanted
Speaker 1: to start with meta, and someone goes, we can't go meta.
Speaker 1: Then like the orders, you know what about Zuckerberg? Can
Speaker 1: you go after that? Probably not, because it's all meta.
Speaker 1: I can go after I don't even know what meta is.
Speaker 1: That's another thing I would like to go after, like
Speaker 1: the I'm going to go after the concept. No one's
Speaker 1: calling it that. No one In the email, they're like,
Speaker 1: don't make fun of meta. By the way, this will
Speaker 1: only be viewable on Facebook. I'm like, well, now you're
Speaker 1: already Yeah, so I think it's for Zuckerberg. No, but
Speaker 1: I read this thing. I've been reading some because I
Speaker 1: have a special out and because um people are I'm
Speaker 1: like in people's faces. There's more critique going on than ever.
Speaker 1: And there's been like a couple of things have come
Speaker 1: across that are just like, I don't even read the article.
Speaker 1: I don't go into reading the subreddit, like I won't
Speaker 1: give it my time. But sometimes you just get hit
Speaker 1: by the headline or like the subreddit title and you're
Speaker 1: you just see your name and you read the sentence
Speaker 1: and you're like, funk, why did I read that? And
Speaker 1: then you see there's a hundred and twenty one comments,
Speaker 1: and you're like, wow, this is a lot of people
Speaker 1: feelings about whether or not i'm comments. It's like this
Speaker 1: this guy, and none of it has to do with
Speaker 1: the video that they're watching. This wasn't This was just
Speaker 1: someone posting on a subreddit like they go, am, I
Speaker 1: I can't I don't even want to give it any anyway.
Speaker 1: It was an opinion someone had about me, and then
Speaker 1: comments about that opinion, and the opinion was a backhanded compliment,
Speaker 1: which is all I get now. And um, someone was
Speaker 1: viewing another female stand ups thing recently, and so I
Speaker 1: get Google alerts because my name is showing up in
Speaker 1: their reviews. Because they can't possibly compare her to a
Speaker 1: male comic, they gotta throw me under the bus. So
Speaker 1: they're like, much like Nikki Glazer is great at this
Speaker 1: and terrible at this. I'm like, why do we even
Speaker 1: need to throw me into this making about her? Why
Speaker 1: is it about me? And why don't you mention any
Speaker 1: other male stand ups in this review? It's only female
Speaker 1: stand ups? So I was kind of getting in like
Speaker 1: I was. I sent it to like I send all
Speaker 1: this stuff to Anya into Chris because they love me,
Speaker 1: and I know they're never like looking for reasons to
Speaker 1: like not like me, so I'm always like giving giving
Speaker 1: them the stuff because maybe they'll get in there and
Speaker 1: like mix things up and defend me, even though I
Speaker 1: don't really need that, even though part of me once
Speaker 1: that and I was feeling like, oh god, damn it.
Speaker 1: And for the first time ever, I wasn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: get sad and like want to cry or like cut
Speaker 1: myself because of these mean things being said. Even though
Speaker 1: I didn't read him. I only read like the top headline.
Speaker 1: I got like, oh, you think I'm not good at
Speaker 1: this thing. You don't even know. I haven't been trying, honey,
Speaker 1: Like I've been doing what I want to do and
Speaker 1: what feels good to me, but I haven't really sprinted yet.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna whoop your fucking ass Like, so my
Speaker 1: next special is going to be so fucking good. Now,
Speaker 1: talk about I have this new like Taylor Swift, it's
Speaker 1: all about meta suicide and r. Yeah, I'm only using
Speaker 1: words that start with arts. Um, it's I'm already doing that,
Speaker 1: but rape and so I uh yeah, no, you're motive.
Speaker 1: It's good if but I've never thought that way before.
Speaker 1: Usually it just depresses me, which is what they want
Speaker 1: you to do, because all these people writing these things
Speaker 1: have zero talent for the talent they're judging. They're not
Speaker 1: stand up comedians. Even if they are, they're much worse
Speaker 1: than I am. No one's on a Reddit post as
Speaker 1: a stand up comedian writing like I've never posed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, he could do everything. He does everything right.
Speaker 1: He could even write comments that make the other comedians
Speaker 1: feel terrible. I mean, I get it. I think I
Speaker 1: think there's certain people that love mulaney that he he
Speaker 1: fits there there. Look subjectively, he's great, but there's some
Speaker 1: people that just love him because they remind them of them,
Speaker 1: you know, like there's like this love for him that's
Speaker 1: like I feel sometimes it's like okay, but the thing is,
Speaker 1: I believe that about him like I think he is.
Speaker 1: He is chagre for his special taping and it's infuriating.
Speaker 1: But again, like there's these things that I think we
Speaker 1: know his comics where it's like, if you see this
Speaker 1: guy one time in the most amazing setting ever one
Speaker 1: time every four years, the guys, you're probably gonna think
Speaker 1: he could do a lot of wrong. And he's I've
Speaker 1: seen him experimental. I mean, the guy. Some people are
Speaker 1: just flawless. It's some people are just bolts, you know.
Speaker 1: Some people are lebrons, like and you need other people
Speaker 1: on the team. When you brought up the same boat,
Speaker 1: did you see that? When the guy questions we get
Speaker 1: into oh my god, I loved did you see that?
Speaker 1: I started, I'm like one and half happenode God, it
Speaker 1: hurts me. She sucks so much, and I feel like
Speaker 1: she's one of those women like if her hair was
Speaker 1: not all on one side of her head, it would
Speaker 1: fall off or something like what is it about her
Speaker 1: putting all her hair on the side of her fucking head.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's creepy, right, And I feel so sad
Speaker 1: for her because obviously she's the way she is because
Speaker 1: terrible things happened to because of her eyebrows. They don't
Speaker 1: go far enough in that's the problem. Did Brenna say
Speaker 1: that too, No, I actually I noticed it and Brennan
Speaker 1: goes guys noticed eyebrows way more than I thought they didn't.
Speaker 1: And I was like, just when they're when they're not complete. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's uh. I but I felt last night. I was,
Speaker 1: like I said, because Chris was like talking me off
Speaker 1: the ledge about these things and not really he was
Speaker 1: just like listen, I And it's that's why it's nice
Speaker 1: to have a partner who's um opinion you respect and
Speaker 1: who's like it's a part of the respects industry, like
Speaker 1: he he gets it, yes, and like and every I
Speaker 1: like everything he watches. Like I think that he has
Speaker 1: the best taste in comedy and TV and film like
Speaker 1: I just we have in best taste, meaning like very
Speaker 1: close to mine. Like I I put him, I can't
Speaker 1: see myself objectively, even though I think I can, and
Speaker 1: I think I do a pretty good job of it,
Speaker 1: but I I don't um and a lot of times
Speaker 1: I'm shooting on myself way more than I need to,
Speaker 1: and I put im much more harsh on myself. But
Speaker 1: then you read these critiques where you go see this
Speaker 1: person sees it, this person knows exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm not as good as they say I am, or
Speaker 1: whatever it is. And the thing is, yes, I'm maybe
Speaker 1: not the best stand up comedian, but I'm definitely better
Speaker 1: at being myself than most people are, and that's something.
Speaker 1: And I'm better at resonating with people that maybe I
Speaker 1: feel like they aren't being heard, like I'm I contain
Speaker 1: multitudes that aren't just me being a proficient joke writer,
Speaker 1: which I also am. But you can't get mad at
Speaker 1: yourself because you you haven't done the thing that you
Speaker 1: can't judge you if you're judging yourself, if you wrote,
Speaker 1: like look at some of your late night sets, right,
Speaker 1: they're the tightest jokes you've ever seen in your life,
Speaker 1: the most some of the most well written jokes. If
Speaker 1: that was an hour of your material, it could be
Speaker 1: I just haven't worked that hard work is roast sets tonight.
Speaker 1: So you can't be hard on yourself until you do that.
Speaker 1: In fail But it's like, why didn't not? Why don't
Speaker 1: I do that? Because the thing is, it's not like
Speaker 1: I'm being lazy. I don't want Netflix or HBO to
Speaker 1: be like, oh, we gave her a special and she
Speaker 1: just phoned it in Like it's it's because I've been
Speaker 1: doing what I want to do, and I want to
Speaker 1: do what makes me happy, and what makes me happy
Speaker 1: is being a little bit loose there, a little bit
Speaker 1: more free form, a little bit more and and not
Speaker 1: being so and I don't I'm not on like copious
Speaker 1: amounts of adderall. That's also a thing that prevents me
Speaker 1: from working as hard as other people. This is gonna
Speaker 1: sound corny. Remember when we had um I think her
Speaker 1: name is like Heather Moyna Hannon and she goes, she's
Speaker 1: like a motivational coach and she goes, the secret to
Speaker 1: being successful is not working harder, it's working smarter. And
Speaker 1: it sounds like that's what you're doing. Yes, And that's
Speaker 1: why I'm starting to say no to certain things because
Speaker 1: it's like I need to be I if I say
Speaker 1: yes to everything, I'm just like I end up being
Speaker 1: so tired that and I can't really see it as
Speaker 1: tired because it's like all I've done is podcast today,
Speaker 1: Like how is that hard work? But it just drained mind.
Speaker 1: My mind is constantly running like I don't think people's
Speaker 1: minds are running as much as mine is, and I
Speaker 1: don't know that they aren't, because like can't be in
Speaker 1: anyone else's mind. But I have a feeling my mind
Speaker 1: is going a lot more than other people. Some this
Speaker 1: some bestie just wrote to me and was like, you
Speaker 1: need to read The Divergent Mind. And it's about women
Speaker 1: who might be autistic who are not diagnosed with it.
Speaker 1: Because she was like, I think you might be autistic,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, And so I'm starting to
Speaker 1: read this book. But like, I do feel exhausted by
Speaker 1: my mind sometimes, but I do want to say I
Speaker 1: am so inspired. My next special is going to be
Speaker 1: the answer to everything anything that any stand up critic
Speaker 1: can say about me, which I say about myself, because
Speaker 1: I know what I'm lacking in and if I could
Speaker 1: do it, I would. I just wasn't able to work
Speaker 1: as hard in that way. I wasn't able to work
Speaker 1: as smart in that way before, and I'm grateful for it,
Speaker 1: because my jokes in my stand up were loose and
Speaker 1: in approachable in a way that maybe other more polish
Speaker 1: stand ups aren't. But my next special is going to
Speaker 1: close the argue is going to islands. Anyone who says
Speaker 1: I'm not one of the best stand ups, and here's
Speaker 1: the thing, You're still going to get critics. They won't
Speaker 1: be able to honestly they won't. But it's not messy enough,
Speaker 1: she's not loose enough. And you know what, I won't
Speaker 1: care at all because I'll go, well, then look at
Speaker 1: my other specials where I was loose, like, I can
Speaker 1: do it all. I'm just saying. My point being is that,
Speaker 1: like and if it motivates you, fucking feel the motivation.
Speaker 1: I'm not here to ruin. I'm just saying people on
Speaker 1: the internet will always find a negative and try to
Speaker 1: bring you down. You know who gets brought down Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: You know, my buddy had a joke. He's like, he's
Speaker 1: like the Dolly Llama. I saw a video on him
Speaker 1: where he's saying, spread love and peace. It has eight
Speaker 1: million thumbs down. Yeah, abate it, so you're never But
Speaker 1: if it motivates you, fu Yeah. But I also those
Speaker 1: people that are saying these things about me, if they
Speaker 1: the girl that wrote the thing about me, but she
Speaker 1: said her stand up special wasn't messy enough, I'm like,
Speaker 1: well that's I don't really care about your assessment because
Speaker 1: I you're wrong. It was in my mind too messy,
Speaker 1: but in a great way. But like um, but the
Speaker 1: person that says she's overrated and her stand she's great
Speaker 1: on roast, but her stand ups like whatever they say,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you're kind of right. Like I could,
Speaker 1: I could work as But if I worked as hard
Speaker 1: on my stand up as in the past that I
Speaker 1: do on roast, I would die. If I because Ross
Speaker 1: or a ten minutes set, I would I would have died. Now,
Speaker 1: with my life becoming more clear, I'm meditating. I'm working
Speaker 1: on myself. I can have space to work harder, and
Speaker 1: I'm losing I'm losing that fear I have of working
Speaker 1: harder and than not being able to achieve it. Like
Speaker 1: I let go of that. So I'm not scared to
Speaker 1: work harder. And so my next special is going to
Speaker 1: be my version of Taylor Swift singing the song Mean
Speaker 1: that she wrote about a critic who said she can't
Speaker 1: sing at the Grammys when she sang with Stevie nicks
Speaker 1: Um in like two thousand whatever. When she first appeared
Speaker 1: at the Grammy, She's saying, with Stevie Nicks and her
Speaker 1: voice was not where this critic thought it needed to be,
Speaker 1: and she said they said that she was a bad singer,
Speaker 1: and so she wrote the song mean, and then she
Speaker 1: goes to the Grammys and wins a Grammy for that
Speaker 1: out when multiple Grammys for that album sings the song
Speaker 1: mean written about this critic who wrote about her at
Speaker 1: a previous Emmy's Our Grammys, and then in the middle
Speaker 1: of it, so one of the lines is I'll be someday,
Speaker 1: I'll be living in a big old city and all
Speaker 1: you're ever gonna be is mein. And so last night
Speaker 1: I sent it to Chris. I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have this moment someday with all these people and it's
Speaker 1: something like I really care, like getting revenge at three people.
Speaker 1: It's like he was like, this is like why Michael
Speaker 1: Jordan went on to win six championships, Like people doubted him,
Speaker 1: and he was like, I'm gonna prove you wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when his his varsity coach didn't start him, but he
Speaker 1: was also in ninth grade and I'm nine about to
Speaker 1: be but that little thing. It's so funny when you're
Speaker 1: so good at something, you have to find something that
Speaker 1: gets you out of bed. If you don't, then you're
Speaker 1: just gonna go. I am great motivated by proving my
Speaker 1: haters wrong because it's three three or four or comments
Speaker 1: of haters that I don't know because I didn't read it.
Speaker 1: And please don't go into that subredd and look Andrew,
Speaker 1: please do not do it because I don't need which
Speaker 1: one you're talking about. I'll tell you about. Don't, please don't,
Speaker 1: please don't research these things. I know you're going to
Speaker 1: stuff but on other people. I know, for yourself, but
Speaker 1: on myself, don't look it up because I can see
Speaker 1: how that would be interesting on some days when you
Speaker 1: hate me to go, I want to read about people hating.
Speaker 1: Please don't do it. It will not because tomorrow. But
Speaker 1: this is what she did. She's at the Grammy. She
Speaker 1: was like, um, She's like, you're a liar and pathetic
Speaker 1: and in loane in life and mean and mean and
Speaker 1: mean and meat. And she goes, some day I'll be
Speaker 1: singing this at the Grammys and all you're ever gonna
Speaker 1: be is mean. Yeah, And it's like this guy was
Speaker 1: really watching it at home, and how good did he
Speaker 1: have to feel that I inspired all of this? Yes?
Speaker 1: So thank you haters. Mr. Basically, I know, and but
Speaker 1: she is funny to be so like you're gonna in
Speaker 1: a liar and you're pathetic and you're alone in life.
Speaker 1: Hand mean, Dave seven, you smell like shit and print
Speaker 1: journalism is going away. You're gonna be broke, find a
Speaker 1: new job you alright, So, but I'm like not like
Speaker 1: motivated by that, No, not at all. Let's take a
Speaker 1: break and come back with fan brag. All right, it's
Speaker 1: time for fan tracks. Let's do it. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's scared both. That's too loud. Sorry, Oh baby dog?
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe? Oh my god. I had the most absurd
Speaker 1: Were you here for the fire alarm yesterday? I heard
Speaker 1: that I got an email about it. Dude. It was
Speaker 1: literally like when it was like what's it called? Uh?
Speaker 1: Those and then those old school black and white videos
Speaker 1: where it's like damn and Dan. That was me trying
Speaker 1: to get my cat to get out of the fire.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get the cat. It took me seven minutes
Speaker 1: to get the cat. Just leave the cat. No, I
Speaker 1: was gonna die in that building. Yeah, I was gonna die.
Speaker 1: And he would die for your cat. No, I would
Speaker 1: have jumped out at the last second. I'm on the
Speaker 1: third floor. But that's sweet on you. So there's a
Speaker 1: ps here's a p s A. If you go to
Speaker 1: your local fire department, you can get a sticker and
Speaker 1: you could put it on your window or your door
Speaker 1: that says there's a pet in here, so they know too.
Speaker 1: I was not going to kill another cat. I couldn't
Speaker 1: cat in the fire fire chasing his cat went under
Speaker 1: the bed. I'm sweating, you don't even understand. And the
Speaker 1: cat can't run on wood, so he's just going. It's
Speaker 1: like a car and he's going and then he speeds
Speaker 1: up when he gets on the kitchen rug and then
Speaker 1: it was like a four thirty. I was I couldn't
Speaker 1: get the cat. It took me like seven minute, and
Speaker 1: then everyone else had a perfect little bag for their cat.
Speaker 1: And I'm holding Mango, no bat and he's clawing my
Speaker 1: It was wild. Anyways, go ahead, fan, He finally got
Speaker 1: Mango out and you took up Mango outside. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he took me outside. So I'm outside just holding him
Speaker 1: while everyone else has a nice little kid. You realize
Speaker 1: that was it still going off, and that's why he
Speaker 1: didn't go back in because it's loud, annoying. How out
Speaker 1: there I was out there for like a half hour. God,
Speaker 1: was everyone like hanging out and chilling? Was it like?
Speaker 1: Did you get to know people in the building. If
Speaker 1: you're a guy, go buy a kitten. It is so
Speaker 1: much better than a puppy because no one expects you
Speaker 1: to be holding a kitten and everyone's coming up to you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's just a wild again. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: I never see like, I don't know anyone in our building.
Speaker 1: I knew one couple. I know one couple and that's it.
Speaker 1: I met another guy that had orange cats out there.
Speaker 1: Cats all right, they're called Tabby's when you're in the biz.
Speaker 1: Let's um, let's start with Alyssa Kay besties. Uh, so
Speaker 1: you guys were talking about bailing the other day on
Speaker 1: the podcast. Um, I was just thinking about how my
Speaker 1: best friend failed on my wedding because she couldn't find
Speaker 1: a hotel. But she told my other best friend that
Speaker 1: I was because you wanted to see Dr Strange the
Speaker 1: Friday night before instead of driving up. So I mean,
Speaker 1: sometimes it's okay to get really really angry at somebody
Speaker 1: for bailing, at least in this exception. It is totally
Speaker 1: I still don't want to talk to her hang out
Speaker 1: with her. I think that's a shady. But Jad and Jamie, Jamie, um,
Speaker 1: I love that. I got a question for you. If
Speaker 1: the friend goes, hey, you know, I'm obsessed with doctor Strange.
Speaker 1: Is the only time I could ever. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what doctor stranger. I don't even like doctor who.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. If they're honest with you,
Speaker 1: and look, I would love to go to your wedding,
Speaker 1: then it should be okay. Then that's okay, but it
Speaker 1: should be lying. I don't think it should be okay.
Speaker 1: It should be like really, But if it's it's only
Speaker 1: a movie, maybe it was like one time it was playing,
Speaker 1: or maybe it was it was probably opening night and
Speaker 1: they wanted to go with all the other that's the
Speaker 1: best friend. That's bullshit. Yeah did she say best friend
Speaker 1: or like friends? And also the friend lied and said
Speaker 1: it was about a hotel, which that's always so fucking
Speaker 1: squirreling when people lie, Just be honest, and then it
Speaker 1: would be much better if the person was honest. And
Speaker 1: I wonder if Jamie is a confronted this person yet
Speaker 1: it sounds like she hasn't. It sounds like she said,
Speaker 1: I'm still not talking. Oh I hate liars. I hate
Speaker 1: this is such a yes, God just just also it
Speaker 1: was the next day and it didn't sound like it was.
Speaker 1: She was flying, she didn't want to drive the next day,
Speaker 1: so what is she gonna get funked up? At dr
Speaker 1: Thinking if I ever get married, like how I was
Speaker 1: even thinking last night, I'm like, Okay, if I do,
Speaker 1: who will I invite? Like how deep will I go
Speaker 1: with my friends? And I'm like, I really have a
Speaker 1: paranoia about and making people go to things because even
Speaker 1: though weddings that I go to I always love them
Speaker 1: and I have a good time and I look forward
Speaker 1: to them. I just know culturally we all kind of
Speaker 1: roll our eyes at weddings and they all seem to
Speaker 1: be kind of be like, oh God, I have won.
Speaker 1: I have five weekends this summer that I get to
Speaker 1: like have a time, and now one of them is
Speaker 1: devoted to this fucking thing. Would you do destination or no?
Speaker 1: I really I know Chris would want a really big one.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'd want one because I would feel
Speaker 1: so bad about making my friends go to my wedding.
Speaker 1: I wish, I wish people would would tell us. So
Speaker 1: I'm going to use this time to tell you, Nikki,
Speaker 1: I want to be invited to your wedding, and if
Speaker 1: you don't, my wedding would want to go and you know,
Speaker 1: I want to go to yours, but I do have
Speaker 1: the Father of the bride Ye six is coming out.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and I just will never be if you don't,
Speaker 1: except yeah right, I would like that's like small wedding
Speaker 1: will include both of you no matter what. But it's
Speaker 1: like you just think those like you know, third tier,
Speaker 1: like like ones that you go. I know that they're
Speaker 1: not going to want to go to this because most
Speaker 1: of my friends are comedians and they we travel every
Speaker 1: fucking weekend, and I don't want to take one of
Speaker 1: their weekends where they don't have to travel away. I
Speaker 1: think comedians should be nicer and not have big weddings
Speaker 1: so that they're Unless I heard something, Mark Norman's having
Speaker 1: his wedding not on a weekend because of that. Yes,
Speaker 1: well he's just like I gotta go to you know
Speaker 1: all the more yeah something, Yeah, that's such a good joke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's Um, what is that club that I was trying
Speaker 1: to reference I can't remember the name the one in Baltimore.
Speaker 1: It's so bad, and that the name is bad and
Speaker 1: I couldn't even think of it. God fucking my brain
Speaker 1: is not working. Um yeah, I think that. And there
Speaker 1: are times where people have weddings and I go, why
Speaker 1: wasn't I that's kind of shitty. I was invited and
Speaker 1: I always go, oh good. I wasn't like, but that's
Speaker 1: I really. I was like, I kind of don't want
Speaker 1: to get married because I don't want to have to
Speaker 1: invite people and make them feel like they have to
Speaker 1: go to even feel that way about like my specials
Speaker 1: are like when I'm in town for something and like
Speaker 1: everyone has to go, and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: these people don't want to go. They feel like they
Speaker 1: have to. Yes, it's not something I just want to
Speaker 1: I just want to lope. I get that. I gotta.
Speaker 1: I got a wedding invitation, and then I had a
Speaker 1: second invitation. I responded to the first one, thinking I
Speaker 1: did enough. I didn't respond to a second one. Then
Speaker 1: I have another family member reaching out to me, going,
Speaker 1: why don't you respond to the second one? Why did
Speaker 1: this send too? I don't know, and my mom goes, hey,
Speaker 1: your aunt said, you never responded, Why is this becoming?
Speaker 1: If you're getting married in your twenties. I'm not interested. Yeah, honestly,
Speaker 1: I can't make it to this one because there's gonna
Speaker 1: be another one. I'll come to the second one because
Speaker 1: this one I just don't. I don't have any interest
Speaker 1: in people getting married in their twenties. I just don't
Speaker 1: think you're it's gonna like. I don't believe it. I don't.
Speaker 1: But you haven't been together long enough. People always go, oh,
Speaker 1: you have to You and your boyfriend have been together
Speaker 1: on and off for nine years. How does he not
Speaker 1: put a ring on it? Because we're smart and we
Speaker 1: wanted to wait until we were sure. Most people need
Speaker 1: to wait a little bit longer. I have no interest
Speaker 1: in twenties. Something's weddings. None, not gonna go, not not coming.
Speaker 1: That's my new thing. That's my doctor strange. I know
Speaker 1: there's so many listeners that are like, I got married
Speaker 1: in my twenties and we're great. Okay, fine, I know that.
Speaker 1: I know there are exceptions, but most of my best
Speaker 1: friends all got married in their twenties and their marriages
Speaker 1: are great, and um, but there's just something I just
Speaker 1: don't And if you haven't been together at least four
Speaker 1: years before you get married, that's where you count me out.
Speaker 1: I just there's a lot of people that say, like
Speaker 1: the Indian culture married, well, if you're if you married
Speaker 1: at first sight, I'm in that's you're gonna lift your
Speaker 1: bride for the first time. But I think four years
Speaker 1: if you haven't been together four years by the time
Speaker 1: you say I do, not by the time you're engaged,
Speaker 1: but by the time you say I do, so you
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't trust this is gonna work. Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that a weird? Know? How long have you been
Speaker 1: with NAVI since? So we're looking good. You're looking good.
Speaker 1: If you live through two Olympics, I'm I'm on board summer, winter,
Speaker 1: summer and winter, just to just a full season of
Speaker 1: winters every four years. But the y if you live
Speaker 1: with them, I think it expedites things. But other than that, no,
Speaker 1: it does not. It doesn't. No, it doesn't. Know what
Speaker 1: are you saying, you have you have three more years
Speaker 1: before you can I'm saying I'm not even talking about
Speaker 1: me per se. I do think you are, But I
Speaker 1: think it expedites things. It doesn't. What are you talk
Speaker 1: I'm living with someone I know more about her than
Speaker 1: if I didn't live with her. Yes, but I just
Speaker 1: don't think that it's still you need four years of
Speaker 1: everything from the second you meet them until you get married.
Speaker 1: Four years. Why is this a college thing for you?
Speaker 1: Why the summer programs? Some people that can be expedited
Speaker 1: through this. For sure, if you are like older, if
Speaker 1: you have been around longer, like you, maybe get to
Speaker 1: get I'm in dog years of how long? Yes, and
Speaker 1: if they're fertila the things involved short, you can. You
Speaker 1: can fucking jump the gun because you want to be
Speaker 1: married before you have a get whatever it is. But
Speaker 1: I just don't. I'll go to your wedding, but I
Speaker 1: don't think you're gonna make it. And maybe that's a
Speaker 1: second wedding. I'm like, I'm not gonna pay for another
Speaker 1: suit that I'm gonna wear one time for a second wedding.
Speaker 1: You can get me on the first. I'll do it
Speaker 1: on the first. No, I love second weddings. That's the
Speaker 1: one that will stick or the third. I don't believe
Speaker 1: in first weddings. If you are getting buried under four
Speaker 1: years together into your first wedding. Maybe that's where you
Speaker 1: can go less than four years if it's your second wedding,
Speaker 1: because you know more and you know what you want more.
Speaker 1: And I do, I do think that by the time,
Speaker 1: like it has to be, it has to be for
Speaker 1: a presidential term. Okay, okay, ready for the next Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, I think I let's see there's a lot
Speaker 1: of asterisks here. I mean watched me like, I mean,
Speaker 1: they're but yet I'm on the People's Love and they
Speaker 1: meet for two weeks. I'd love to see you do
Speaker 1: like a debate show where you debate, you have a
Speaker 1: strong opinion, and then you break it down why you
Speaker 1: were wrong, Like by the end of it. That would
Speaker 1: be I mean, that's all I do all day is
Speaker 1: you have strong opinions and then someone goes, Actually, me
Speaker 1: and my boyfriend I've been together, and I'm actually I
Speaker 1: believe in your love. Okay, I'm wrong. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: it's sucking modality. It's like I don't didn't work there,
Speaker 1: modal sports models. Here's Katie. Hi, guys, quick story for you.
Speaker 1: So yesterday and at the gynecologist for my annual exam,
Speaker 1: and I'm sitting in the room waiting for the doctor
Speaker 1: to come in. They have all the supplies ready to go,
Speaker 1: and I noticed there are two speculums. One is a
Speaker 1: size small and the other is a media. So of
Speaker 1: course I'm wondering which one are they going to use?
Speaker 1: Now I have a huge vagina, big gaping lips hanging
Speaker 1: down to the knees. Honestly, I thought they would probably
Speaker 1: have to call for a large. So the doctor comes in,
Speaker 1: he does his saying, he leaves the room the appointments over.
Speaker 1: I was absolutely shocked to see that he used a
Speaker 1: small speculum on me. I even told my boyfriend the
Speaker 1: story and he guessed that he used the medium. So
Speaker 1: I'm calling in as a p s A to all
Speaker 1: the vagina insecure besties that you could be a small
Speaker 1: speculum girl too. Don't give up. I have a renewed
Speaker 1: sense of confidence. I'm on such a bye. Life is amazing,
Speaker 1: so much love being a bestie. Love you all, Bye bye,
Speaker 1: love you. That's so exciting because it doesn't matter what's
Speaker 1: on the outside. Well, I have a friend who was
Speaker 1: one of the tiniest people I've ever met in my life,
Speaker 1: and she claims that her vagina is cavernous in a
Speaker 1: way that anytime she doesn't inversion pose in yoga, her
Speaker 1: vagina sucks in all the air because she not contain that,
Speaker 1: it will open wide and like like a whale that
Speaker 1: is feeding on krill that just opens its mouth and
Speaker 1: just catches something. That's how we're vagina. And then she
Speaker 1: when she comes out of the inversion pose like whatever, headstand,
Speaker 1: it goes like Queef's for so long, all the air
Speaker 1: comes out, blow hole in the sky. And she's the
Speaker 1: tiniest person I know, and it makes me so happy
Speaker 1: that she has a gaping plus. I love it. I
Speaker 1: don't know what I am and I'm so excited to
Speaker 1: hear that. Um. That is funny though, that you looked
Speaker 1: at those and you're like, in my medium or small,
Speaker 1: like what's what are they going to use? And is what?
Speaker 1: And what will my worth be after? Honestly, maybe the
Speaker 1: doctor is just a nice guy, you know. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: my hands hurt. It's like, it's so funny that women
Speaker 1: have no concept of other woman's pussies, so we don't
Speaker 1: know what we are comparatively. I only know what mine
Speaker 1: is and I have no idea. I can't do like
Speaker 1: you know, stick my finger up my vagina. It's not
Speaker 1: like I can play operation where like I don't touch
Speaker 1: the sides of it like they're you stick a finger
Speaker 1: and I'm touching everything. It's well, you could have I've
Speaker 1: noticed this about the vaginas and my expertise whatever, Like
Speaker 1: the wet you could have starting vagina can be tighter
Speaker 1: than later on. Yeah, you get more relaxed, you open up,
Speaker 1: so it really all ends up opening up and and
Speaker 1: it's really about the doctor is holding a cat that
Speaker 1: is wet machine. But I'm just like all vaginas end
Speaker 1: up being cavernous once you get in there, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean that's why I porn, Like every time they're
Speaker 1: doing anal or like fisting in porn, which I only
Speaker 1: know because I've heard they Whenever guy's trying to get
Speaker 1: his whole hand up a woman, I'm always like fucking
Speaker 1: vibe put hsachi wand on her clip like she needs
Speaker 1: to like calm a lot to open up. Like you
Speaker 1: don't I think that I will be able to give
Speaker 1: birth if there's adachi one there with no issue. Baby,
Speaker 1: you'll just slide on out, because these you gotta be
Speaker 1: like horned up and then your body loosens to accommodate
Speaker 1: a dick. The doctor being like, Z almost coming uh.
Speaker 1: When I just left that, He's like he's like playing
Speaker 1: Barry Manilow or whatever, trying to get you all horned
Speaker 1: up so you can fuck have a kid. It's so funny. Alright,
Speaker 1: just four more guys fucking her, she'll be ready to
Speaker 1: have this baby. Like that's the problem. There's no you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Yeah, there isn't. I mean, I
Speaker 1: really do think that. There's so many times I'm watching
Speaker 1: porn and I'm just like, God, even these guys who
Speaker 1: funk women for a living don't know how to funk women.
Speaker 1: It's so it's so funny because women know how women
Speaker 1: know would know how to funk women better than men,
Speaker 1: Yet we're not the ones fucking women generally. Final thought, Next,
Speaker 1: fan Traxa, let's get doctors turn your patients on before bird.
Speaker 1: Do not do that unless you're filming a porn that
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch pervy doc. All right, This one is
Speaker 1: from j I God, I have such an itch in
Speaker 1: my mouth. In your mouth? Yeah, I keep doing this thing.
Speaker 1: You know, tel Swan did that thing. We're just did
Speaker 1: you see that I've been doing that recently to itch
Speaker 1: something in my mouth, Like I just go like this,
Speaker 1: can you hear it? Yeah? Oh wow? Where's it itchy
Speaker 1: on top? Like on the roof of my mouth? Did
Speaker 1: you eat something? I know it's just been doing it
Speaker 1: the past couple of days, Like it's just been this
Speaker 1: and it's turning into like a tick for man, I'm like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: it's take Okay, here's Jay. Hey, no jerky j the
Speaker 1: bestie here. Let's have some real talk. Okay, we need
Speaker 1: to talk about Taylor Swift. I am starting to date someone.
Speaker 1: He seems nice. We might be happy, and my biggest
Speaker 1: concern about being happy in a relationship is not enjoying
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift anymore. Okay, her best songs are about heartbreak
Speaker 1: and breakups. So if I'm happy, am I gonna like
Speaker 1: relate to her anymore? I mean, even you, Nikki said
Speaker 1: that you haven't been listening to her as much and
Speaker 1: you're in a relationship seemingly happy relationship, Like that's a
Speaker 1: huge concern. But on another note of Taylor on the
Speaker 1: song all too Well, let's talk about you know how
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna talking about misunderstanding lyrics or um hearing
Speaker 1: them differently. So when I hear the lyric your sweet Disposition,
Speaker 1: my wide eyed gays, I always just think of like
Speaker 1: her gay fans better with wide eyes on stage, like
Speaker 1: my wide eyed gay. And I am one of your
Speaker 1: wide eyed gays, Taylor. But yeah, I don't know why
Speaker 1: I always think of that. That's all I wanted to say.
Speaker 1: Jay the bestie, Oh my god, I love these besties
Speaker 1: signing off on their names. Um, Jay love you would
Speaker 1: listen to a podcast from you because you are quick
Speaker 1: and you are just like to the point, and you
Speaker 1: talk about a great name for a Oh my god,
Speaker 1: so good. Okay, let's talk about it. Yes, that is
Speaker 1: a big concern of mine when Um, I went through
Speaker 1: one of my eighteen breakups recently, Man, I was back
Speaker 1: in the Taylor swift. But I do feel like there
Speaker 1: are great songs that even if you're in a happy relationship,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have ups and downs that it will never
Speaker 1: be perfect, and you're going to get into songs like
Speaker 1: this is Me Trying, Like that's a song you can
Speaker 1: listen to well in a relationship. If you're like fighting, Um,
Speaker 1: you can also appreciate songs like lover or daylight or um,
Speaker 1: you know what I think would be amazing because that
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with it might be a little
Speaker 1: homework put together like a playlist of happy So yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I could go through them right now. But um,
Speaker 1: I think that there are so many songs within her
Speaker 1: catalog that you just and you know what it does, Jay,
Speaker 1: It gives you a chance to a appreciate songs of
Speaker 1: hers that you haven't in the past, because a lot
Speaker 1: of times I just love what I love of hers,
Speaker 1: because I've fallen in love with those songs because I
Speaker 1: relate to them so much. But now you're about to
Speaker 1: relate to so many songs that you would have overlooked
Speaker 1: in the past, and you might even think you don't
Speaker 1: like those songs, and you could go back and have
Speaker 1: new appreciation for them. Um, And they're just you know,
Speaker 1: I but I agree with you. It's um it is tough.
Speaker 1: It's tough too. If you play this song like I
Speaker 1: found this guy on tiktoki called stick Season, it's the
Speaker 1: name of the song and it's about a breakup. I
Speaker 1: think you'd like it. It's pretty basic, but I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: I played it for Brenna and it's just about a breakup.
Speaker 1: She like, what are you trying to tell me? Yea,
Speaker 1: what is this? And I was like, but it made
Speaker 1: me want to play it. It's just so funny to
Speaker 1: the person you love. Oh my god, you know what.
Speaker 1: I did the same thing with Chris. I was like
Speaker 1: sharing him all these songs because we broke up last
Speaker 1: week for a couple of days and I was listening
Speaker 1: to Harry's House, Harry's Sile's new album, and oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's so good. But there's this song that I think, Jay,
Speaker 1: you can even listen to even in a healthy relationship,
Speaker 1: and it's called Um Little Freak, Let's talk about it,
Speaker 1: and it's I love the chorus because it goes, um,
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking about who you are a delicate point
Speaker 1: of view, just thinking about you, and it's like just
Speaker 1: thinking about an ex boyfriend or an ex girlfriend. It's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about where you are or who you
Speaker 1: will go home to. I'm just thinking about you. And
Speaker 1: you can sing that about anyone in your past because
Speaker 1: it's not talking about I'm not like jealous of who
Speaker 1: you're with. I'm not you know, longing to be with
Speaker 1: you romantically. I'm just thinking about you and I hope
Speaker 1: you're happy out there. So that's like a song that
Speaker 1: I was listening to and kind of like thinking about
Speaker 1: Chris when we were broken up, and I was just
Speaker 1: like so sad and almost looking forward to when I
Speaker 1: could think about him in that way and not long
Speaker 1: for him. But now I'm like, oh wait, now that
Speaker 1: we're back together, I get to still have that song
Speaker 1: for all the other other men in my life who
Speaker 1: I still do have affection for but I don't want
Speaker 1: to be with. It's just the sweetest song. I love
Speaker 1: that song. It's called Little Freak by Harry Styles. Check
Speaker 1: it out. It's on repeat for me constantly. I love
Speaker 1: it so much. Are you into Harry Styles? Probably too much.
Speaker 1: I'm like when you sing it, it's not like the
Speaker 1: one from the album that I remember mostly, but Daylight
Speaker 1: is the one you remember the most. Yeah, and I awesome.
Speaker 1: I'm just so bad at name too songs, but Harry
Speaker 1: in general, I just I really do just kind of
Speaker 1: obsessed with him in a weird way. Keep on Driving
Speaker 1: is another great song. Love of my Life off that
Speaker 1: album is also really good. Daylight of course, um Matilda
Speaker 1: those are my faves. I just love that he he
Speaker 1: went from one direction and now he's at another one. No,
Speaker 1: but like he he went from the most like cheesiest
Speaker 1: kind of and he really has explored into like bow.
Speaker 1: We heard story of my life by one Direction. That's
Speaker 1: actually yeah, it's so. But do you know that one
Speaker 1: direction was like created by Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.
Speaker 1: She was the one that actually picked all the people out.
Speaker 1: There's some video that's circulating right now of her and
Speaker 1: Simon cow looking at all their pictures and like organizing them.
Speaker 1: And she was the one that really fought for one
Speaker 1: direction to be what one direction is. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sure coming from a band that Pussycat Doll and where
Speaker 1: you pick a blonde, you pick a brunette, you pick this,
Speaker 1: that's kind of what. Yeah, she knew what she was doing.
Speaker 1: I met one direction once. Did you know that all
Speaker 1: of them at the same time you saw the one
Speaker 1: guy Liam? I remember and maybe yeah it's serious one
Speaker 1: time through like a window, But no, I met one
Speaker 1: direction once and you'll have to stay tuned for that
Speaker 1: story next week. Uh, have such a good weekend. This
Speaker 1: Uh everyone, this weekend. I don't know what I'm saying anymore. UM,
Speaker 1: thank you for listening to the pod this week. We
Speaker 1: will be back on Monday with new episodes. I will
Speaker 1: be spending some of my UM time next week in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles. I think that will be on. I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do Wednesday and Thursday show from Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: But we'll do with that when we get to it.
Speaker 1: But listen next week. I love you guys so much.
Speaker 1: Thank you for your fan Trex and Opeka Engeman, Damien Jay,
Speaker 1: Di Di Do, Damien Jay