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Speaker 1: The Nicks. Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am Mucky Glazer Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Everyone. It's there. Is it Thursday? Somewhere?

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Speaker 1: Jesus somewhere? Um? Yeah, it's Thursday. It's the last day

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Speaker 1: of the show for the week. Um, it's been a

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Speaker 1: good one. I I think I got it all off.

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Speaker 1: I got poop on my hands, dog poop from UM.

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Speaker 1: I know every day we're starting with poop smells, but

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Speaker 1: I got it off my hand. I did the mulch

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Speaker 1: technique that I did on UM my reality show. It

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Speaker 1: might be the mulch, not the poop. It was poop.

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Speaker 1: I didn't use enough mulch. I was in a hurry.

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Speaker 1: You didn't pick up mulch with poop. Yeah, manure, mulch

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Speaker 1: is poop. I love the word manure, mannerism, manus umneu

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Speaker 1: is a good word. Do you know what word I

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Speaker 1: love that? I learned yes then learned yesterday, but I

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Speaker 1: used yesterday and I was like, as soon as I

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Speaker 1: learned used it, I go, you think you're kind of

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Speaker 1: cool for using that word, Like it's kind of I

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Speaker 1: just love it. Modality. I love that. What does that mean? Again? Well?

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Speaker 1: I used in this, I don't really know. I have

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Speaker 1: a struggle I can use it in a sentence. I

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Speaker 1: like to find different modalities of improving my singing voice.

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Speaker 1: So I went to an Alexander techniquelus and yesterday and

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Speaker 1: I was um texting Chris about it and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I just found this new modality, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: who are you just say a new thing? I just

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Speaker 1: love the confidence and where you don't know the exact definition,

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Speaker 1: but you're just going it's like a means to what

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Speaker 1: do you have? It? Well, it does apply in music,

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Speaker 1: so um modal quality, which is like, all right, what

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Speaker 1: is at mean? A particular mode in which something exists

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Speaker 1: or is experienced or expressed. Okay, I always hear it

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Speaker 1: on a SMR videos of like this modality of you know,

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Speaker 1: lengthening the spine. It's always like massage techniques, like different

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Speaker 1: modalities of like lymphatic drenage or massage or uh, there's

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Speaker 1: different just like a different modality of If youse it wrong,

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Speaker 1: most likely the person also doesn't know, so he's not

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Speaker 1: going to call you out on it because then you

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Speaker 1: call it out and then you go, well that's not

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Speaker 1: used right, and you're like well, yeah, my favorite. Um.

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Speaker 1: One of my favorite clips is when Jennifer Garner is

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Speaker 1: on Conan Show and he's like, and then you snuck

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Speaker 1: past the person. She goes, Conan snucks and not a word. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: you should know that you went to Harvard and he

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Speaker 1: goes and he looks like flabbergasted, and then they bring

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Speaker 1: out a dictionary and he goes snuck the past tense

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Speaker 1: of sneak, and she just like looks. So she's gorgeous

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Speaker 1: in the clip. It's one of the best times she's

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Speaker 1: I mean, she's so pretty in it, so I guess

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Speaker 1: it's worth it. But she looks a little stupid. But

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Speaker 1: there's nothing worse than like being like, excuse me, going

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Speaker 1: someone out and then being wrong. It's a grammar Nazi.

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Speaker 1: It's like when they lose. It's the best feeling. I

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Speaker 1: love it. Yeah, I love when someone's wrong, when they're snooty.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's the best. It happens to me

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Speaker 1: all the time, all the time. I've I've almost learned

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Speaker 1: to like not have it affect me. You know. Want

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Speaker 1: another word that I love is my friend just told

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Speaker 1: me one time that I was parapatetic, like parapate, I

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Speaker 1: mean paralyzed I'm using I'm going off of that and

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Speaker 1: then tetic well like what okay, so, but but para

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Speaker 1: can be used in other words, yeah, pair of legs.

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Speaker 1: It's not going to help you find it means like

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Speaker 1: you you jump from, you travel from place to place

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Speaker 1: all the time. You're constantly in a different So the

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Speaker 1: opposite of parasailing, you're tethered when you parasult. Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: did you feel? Partic um? A little scared but also

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Speaker 1: kind of like fun but also not worth it because

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Speaker 1: I feel like these ropes might not work in this

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Speaker 1: company we've hired. We just found these guys on a beach, like,

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Speaker 1: is this all Sonny? I trust by Amien who has

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Speaker 1: red eyes, he's definitely stoned. And he was just like yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I swear to gotten. I didn't have a clip,

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Speaker 1: like like I had a clip, but it wasn't like

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Speaker 1: it was like a bag of chips. Clip wasn't like

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Speaker 1: a Cara peanuts. Yeah, and I don't know, but you

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Speaker 1: trust them. It's like, have you ever done that rope?

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Speaker 1: What don't you? I mean, there's not that many deaths

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Speaker 1: of para selling death like you would water. I guess

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Speaker 1: with a parachute. I guess you'll be fine. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean a parachutes? Is that why there

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Speaker 1: are two? Right? They're like a little one up in there,

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Speaker 1: or there's a second one. Would you ever go sky

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Speaker 1: I think you haven't. You did go side stupid or

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Speaker 1: the guy looked a lot like he had this whole

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Speaker 1: vibe going on right now, paying shorts and yeah, like

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Speaker 1: you're like a cool like you could be a skydiver

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Speaker 1: and this look what up? Man? Yeah, come dand them

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Speaker 1: with me? Safe up there? Man, I don't know, had

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Speaker 1: four hundred falls in the past twelve months. I'm ready

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Speaker 1: to do this. Yeah, seem addicted? What are you running?

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Speaker 1: It's the best feeling. What are you falling from? But

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Speaker 1: he had your vibe, Chad support can't get you in

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Speaker 1: the sky man, He's like, shot, maybe there's not shoots

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Speaker 1: and ladders. I was like what, Yeah? They are always

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Speaker 1: like what's his name? Remember the Elaine's boyfriend on Seinfeld

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Speaker 1: the climber and he has a beautiful face and he

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Speaker 1: falls George. George becomes in love with him too because

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Speaker 1: he's just so cool, and George develops a crush and

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Speaker 1: so then George goes rock climbing with him, and then

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Speaker 1: the guy falls because of some negligence on George's part.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure. And Eline is just like, but tell me

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Speaker 1: about his face. Is his face okay? Because he's so handsome,

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Speaker 1: and she's just like, is his face okay? George has

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Speaker 1: his face and he's like, he'll never walk again. And

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Speaker 1: she goes and it's all bandage up, and she's just like,

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Speaker 1: it just shows how shallow she is, you know, like

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Speaker 1: the Juju the Juju Fruits episode where she's going to

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Speaker 1: meet her date at the movie theater and she's in

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Speaker 1: line to get juju fruit um before the movie, and

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Speaker 1: she's informed that her boyfriend who's meeting her gotten a

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Speaker 1: car accident, and she decides to wait in line for

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Speaker 1: the juju fruit. When he goes, he goes, when did

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Speaker 1: you buy those? She's like, I came as soon as

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Speaker 1: I and she's stuffing her face with him. This is

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Speaker 1: now just turning into a yeah, I mean when you

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't go you don't want to go skydiving? No?

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Speaker 1: I like, there's some things that I'll just go, you know,

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Speaker 1: I never I can die without doing that, you know,

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Speaker 1: Like there's I didn't give him much thought. It was

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Speaker 1: a very like I drove you. I planned it all.

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Speaker 1: You should have seen the books I wrote on it before.

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Speaker 1: But you like do you? We both are very similar

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Speaker 1: and that we're very just impulsive and kind of just

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Speaker 1: go like, oh'll do that, Yes, I'll do that, I'll

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Speaker 1: go do that here. It was literally three what's the

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Speaker 1: most you've ever planned for something? Like? I feel like

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Speaker 1: when you get married, this is what's going to happen.

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Speaker 1: I have a prediction you're gonna get married Vegas, but

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Speaker 1: then you're going to do a real wedding later. But

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Speaker 1: you're going to do it impulsively, like um your tattoos.

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Speaker 1: You're going to do it first, insane, like you're just

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Speaker 1: going to get the certificate and just do it and

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Speaker 1: then you'll have a ceremony and the real thing later.

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Speaker 1: But you're going to do it. You're gonna show up

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Speaker 1: one day and just be and be kind of like

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Speaker 1: if I'm marrying myself, I would agree with you. I

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Speaker 1: think Brenna has changed what I'm saying. You're gonna actually

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Speaker 1: have a ceremony later. Yeah, but I think I don't

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Speaker 1: know if she would go with vague like I would

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Speaker 1: do Vega. I I get I've noticed when you have

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Speaker 1: a partner, you these impulses. You can't just It's my

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Speaker 1: biggest issue in my relationship there. It is kind of tough.

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Speaker 1: It is tough sometimes because sometimes I just want to like,

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm going to Nashville tomorrow, and you're like, well,

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Speaker 1: why are you going? I'm like, I'm just I just

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Speaker 1: had the impulse I want to go, you know. And

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Speaker 1: then it's like it becomes a conversation and then you're like,

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Speaker 1: but I shouldn't have to give Chris looked at as

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Speaker 1: my schedule recently it was like, when did this all happen?

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gone until December every single weekend. He's like,

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Speaker 1: were you gonna Maybe nothing, I'm gonna say you can't go,

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Speaker 1: but were you WEAKNNA? Maybe just run this by me?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, you know, no, it didn't even occur

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Speaker 1: to me, And you're so right, Like that's something that

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Speaker 1: in a partnership you need to do, Like you you

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Speaker 1: should check with your partner. Like we have been living

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Speaker 1: single for our whole lives. We never had to check

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Speaker 1: out anyone else. That's why we chose comedy that's like,

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Speaker 1: we chose this path. We don't have to account for

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Speaker 1: anyone else. Everyone, Chris, did Chris take care of your

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Speaker 1: apartment while you were in New York with those organizing ladies?

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Speaker 1: Well while I was in l A actually, so two

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Speaker 1: weeks ago. Yeah, he completely. I mean my place. I'm

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Speaker 1: but my apartment I do not recognize it. These two women, um,

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Speaker 1: he found these two women to um who are like,

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen that, but they just go in and

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Speaker 1: they look at like horder spaces and they make them

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Speaker 1: organized women my age with like a lot jot like

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Speaker 1: a business. And I know I have a business, but

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Speaker 1: do I And it's not your business, it's and I

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Speaker 1: don't even know if it's fine. But they I really

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Speaker 1: for them, just like let him in and go this

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Speaker 1: Lacroix cases where they have a business, Yes, And there

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Speaker 1: was no judgment the worst case nowhere near even if

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Speaker 1: to it. That's their job, that is their job. And

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Speaker 1: It was probably like a twenty minute meeting with them,

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Speaker 1: like walking through my apartment and and then Chris was like,

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Speaker 1: came by at some point, you know, when you're in

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Speaker 1: on like where to put things. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: they can kind of just go at it, and like

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Speaker 1: and I don't want to be here when I have

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Speaker 1: a housekeeper here. I don't want to be here when

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Speaker 1: I have an electrician doing anything, when there's someone's fixing

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Speaker 1: the dryer, when someone's fixing my shower, I don't like

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Speaker 1: to be here. I would rather them rob me blind

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Speaker 1: and go through my things and smell my panties, whatever

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Speaker 1: they'd want to do. I'd rather risk that then be

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Speaker 1: there while they're there because I feel bad that they're doing.

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Speaker 1: They're like, you know, snaking my drain while I'm like

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Speaker 1: on my couch on Instagram, you know, like I just

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't like I just like to leave

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Speaker 1: and so and Chris was so nice to even get

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Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, okay, um, so I just I

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Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not gonna be in my room. I

425
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,679
Speaker 1: force myself to go out at these things, but I

426
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,159
Speaker 1: don't want to be out at these things. And I

427
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 1: always have a good time. But I don't like festivals

428
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:36,199
Speaker 1: because they're so social and they're so like you have

429
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 1: to look cute every time you go to the lobby

430
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,399
Speaker 1: because you don't know who you'll run into. There's especially

431
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,159
Speaker 1: just for laughs, there's people constantly doing interviews in the lobby.

432
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,080
Speaker 1: It's just a lot. But Chris is gonna go with me,

433
00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:47,360
Speaker 1: so that'll be nice. And then the crowd work thing,

434
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 1: like I kind of like I agreed to it because

435
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,520
Speaker 1: I go, Okay, I can donate the money some of it,

436
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,520
Speaker 1: not all of it, but a lot of it. And

437
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,879
Speaker 1: um no, I'm gonna give a lot. It's gonna be

438
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,920
Speaker 1: nice because we just had flash floods and so many

439
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 1: animal rescues got fucking taken out. Yeah, I can't even

440
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:08,800
Speaker 1: handle it. So um and and maybe some bird rescues too.

441
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:13,080
Speaker 1: But I decided I was kind of nervous about crowd work.

442
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,159
Speaker 1: What about when you were in New York? Did you

443
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 1: go out? Because I mean, like for when you were

444
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,199
Speaker 1: in New York, you were at the comedy cellar, like

445
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 1: every night you had your table um, Yes, you would

446
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 1: have you stand, Yeah, exactly. It was the nightlife was

447
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 1: like your social life. Did you create during the day.

448
00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:33,159
Speaker 1: It wasn't like that. It was like we did you

449
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:37,920
Speaker 1: up in the morning, eleven o'clock, done by no at ten,

450
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,680
Speaker 1: done by noon. Maybe go up to lunch or coffee afterwards,

451
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,000
Speaker 1: get Starbucks afterwards, and then I was back in bed

452
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:48,920
Speaker 1: or like hanging you and maybe you you you tend

453
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 1: to not sit at the main you do have you

454
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 1: make your own space. Yes, you make your environment what

455
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,200
Speaker 1: you wanted to be. Even if and that's what you

456
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 1: would do, that's what you're going to do in Montreal,

457
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:00,879
Speaker 1: You'll stay with Chris, you have a couple of people

458
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 1: come up. Yes, no need to overthink. It's gonna be great.

459
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 1: Every time I overthink these things, do you get nervous

460
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 1: about that kind of like? But it never has ever

461
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: thought about whenever. Even if I'm playing in Cleveland and

462
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 1: there's like another comedian in town and they're like, hey,

463
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 1: let's get launched, I'm just like, oh God, even if

464
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,880
Speaker 1: it's someone I want to see. Why is that? Why

465
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,960
Speaker 1: do we do that? I don't know. I think we

466
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 1: just CrowdWork though that would stress me out a little bit,

467
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,159
Speaker 1: but you know, it's not stressful about it is that

468
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 1: I don't do CrowdWork ever. Okay, so if I do poorly,

469
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 1: I have an excuse. I never do it. Literally. People

470
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: always think I'm such a CrowdWork people who haven't seen

471
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 1: me live, but like you're gonna roast me. I've never

472
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 1: once ventured into the crowd unless I've been, you know, heckled,

473
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 1: which I do not ever want people to do. I

474
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: don't like it. I feel out of control. I feel

475
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 1: like I'm at a I'm feel like I'm at a

476
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,159
Speaker 1: comedy festival with a bunch of people I know, and

477
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, God, I'm I can't control this. It would

478
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,880
Speaker 1: be funny if you just wrote like like a bunch

479
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: of bits and be like paper and I realized Crowdworkyah.

480
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,479
Speaker 1: I was running by any scenario, like I was kind

481
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 1: of waking my dog last night, just running through like

482
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 1: what would I say if somebody said this? And I'm like,

483
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: I have a line for I can just if I

484
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 1: brainstorm for thirty minutes, I can have a line for anything.

485
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 1: And I've already come up with some that I'm like

486
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,880
Speaker 1: so excited to use. If you went in the crowd

487
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 1: off to cuff, there's probably things that I could imagine

488
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: that in the round. The people that are there really

489
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 1: already want to be talked to. Of course, because they

490
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 1: signed up for this taping that is a CrowdWork show.

491
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,880
Speaker 1: They're gonna does it go out to them like hey,

492
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 1: what do you want to hear about? And then they

493
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,439
Speaker 1: don't really know. I think that they're they've taped some

494
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:49,200
Speaker 1: of these before. It's for um, it's for meta on Facebook,

495
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 1: so people with people can only watch it on Facebook

496
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,679
Speaker 1: or Oculus. I'll be promoting it all my socials, you know,

497
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,639
Speaker 1: after I do it. But um, I just feel like

498
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 1: the reason ultimately that I didn't to do it was

499
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 1: that it was crowd work, and it's like I can't

500
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,439
Speaker 1: control it is ultimately the reason I did do it,

501
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: because if I fail, there's a reason I never do it.

502
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 1: The audience could suck, I could just be off. It's

503
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 1: not because I am inherently untalented. It's like I am

504
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 1: not good at this thing that I never do. It's

505
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 1: like asking someone to play like I don't know. It's

506
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 1: someone who is great at ping pong might not be

507
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: good at tennis, and it seems like it would be

508
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,679
Speaker 1: the same thing, but it's a different skill set. Well,

509
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,640
Speaker 1: I think when you when you think of crowd work,

510
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,919
Speaker 1: you think I have to be as witty and as

511
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:33,359
Speaker 1: quick as possible. But but your stand up you right

512
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 1: from stage. Usually yes, your crowd work can be similar

513
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 1: to your stand up in the sense of you don't

514
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 1: need to fucking be like and like this like quick.

515
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: It could be more like, oh, I'm going to dive

516
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 1: into this subject that you're talking about, and there will

517
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:49,959
Speaker 1: be jokes involved. Can I but can you? Can you?

518
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: I think you'd be really good at a crowd work show.

519
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: Can we like do yeah? Like seeing what I'll see

520
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: what happened? I mean, I don't even I asked you.

521
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 1: I was gonna put myself on the spot, but I'm like,

522
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: I'm too nervous, Tea, I'm a little nervous about it

523
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 1: because I don't. I just think it's like watching TV

524
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 1: with you. It's so much fun watching TV with you, Nikki,

525
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 1: because you do crowd work at the TV like whatever

526
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,479
Speaker 1: watching and that is the most fun thing about That's

527
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,439
Speaker 1: why I don't watch TV without people there, because I

528
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: like to comment and and you think about crowd work,

529
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 1: it's like the bar is so low, like no one

530
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,919
Speaker 1: expects it to be great. And then I realized, like

531
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: stand up comedy, because it's not off the cuff, there

532
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 1: is no excuse not to for everyone to not be

533
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: as good as milany like I am like or just

534
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 1: have a joke every second. The only reason comedians aren't

535
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,479
Speaker 1: as good as like a Milanny or like whoever you

536
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 1: put at your top. I look at those people and

537
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: sometimes they go, oh, that's kind of untouchable, like that's

538
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 1: just he's just so rapid fire funny. Everything is the funniest.

539
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: It's like all he did was actually sit down and

540
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:58,679
Speaker 1: figure out what's the funniest thing by writing it and

541
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 1: thinking about it in it or how he writes however

542
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:05,919
Speaker 1: many hours that took, and then he memorized it. That's

543
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: that's how you get that good. And I don't do

544
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 1: that because I don't like to memorize because it takes

545
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 1: too much time, and I don't like to write because

546
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: it takes too much time. So I am getting by

547
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,919
Speaker 1: not even doing like state up comedy. I literally had

548
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 1: an epiphany last night. I was like, the only reason

549
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 1: I'm not as good as I really want to be,

550
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 1: which I'm definitely good, but as good as I want

551
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 1: to be, is because I just don't want to memorize things.

552
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 1: Because I'm capable of writing as funny stuff as anyone.

553
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: I just know that my brain, Like I trust that

554
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 1: I am a good writer, comedy writer. I just don't

555
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 1: make myself memorize. Know it's memorization because if I write

556
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 1: a paragraph of like jokes, and it could be it

557
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 1: just joke, jokeokeoke, but memorizing all of that is a

558
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,679
Speaker 1: little bit difficult. It's sometimes I can do it, but

559
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 1: it's just harder. For It's easier for me to memorize

560
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: the wording of one joke than it is for me

561
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: to memorize uh you know obviously like a paragraph and

562
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 1: how to say each line exactly. Story is very easy

563
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,360
Speaker 1: to memorize when it's a bit like a bit, then yeah,

564
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: I'm in the shower like literally. St. Louis is like Ukraine,

565
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: like like I'm constantly memorizing, constantly, and that's just for

566
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: ten Then the second you sound memorized on stage, you

567
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: lose them. So it is there. I'm not saying it's

568
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,239
Speaker 1: not of a huge talent. Like my friends all went

569
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 1: and saw Milaney the other night and they're like, it's

570
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: it's almost you don't even want to hear about it

571
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: because they just are like, it's next level. It's just

572
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: it's next level. He was at the Enterprise Center and

573
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: a hockey rink. He's his first arena toward. It was

574
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: the second night of his arena towards St. Louis, and

575
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: they were like, it's insane how good he is. And

576
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: it's like god damn it, like it just and I

577
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: go and I looked at it though from like a musician,

578
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: like the perspective of how musicians do it, where there's

579
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: something about being in the moment. They know the songs,

580
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: they play the songs all the time, the same you know,

581
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: like the same chords and structure, but there's an element

582
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: of being in the moment that makes it special. And

583
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: that's what I'm able to do that I'm good at,

584
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 1: is memorizing things and making it seem in the moment

585
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 1: because it is in the moment, because I'm throwing in

586
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 1: new things. But there is there has been with me

587
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: a laziness about my writing because I can write on stage,

588
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: and so it's like that It's like, um, how can

589
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: I compare this to something else? It's like whatever you

590
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: do for I think everyone listening could knows that they

591
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: could do their job better. Right, I don't know that

592
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: there's anyone, even Mulaney, if he is listening, it's probably

593
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: like I could do it better than I'm doing it.

594
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: You know, I could work, you know he I don't

595
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: know why it sounds like Kennedy, but um, even for

596
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: he probably has some room to improve. But I am

597
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 1: leaving so much room because you know, the classic fear

598
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: of if I do try and then I fail, then

599
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: what what excuse do I have? Because I always have

600
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: the excuse if I'm not trying hard enough. That's always

601
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: my excuse. It's always like, oh, well, I gotta clean

602
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: my room now. I don't if you eliminate that excuse

603
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: and actually try so um I last night. This is

604
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: all very tan gentle, and we'll get to you doing

605
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: crowd work at some point, but we don't have to

606
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: know you're like, can we I'm just thinking about different

607
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: subjects of what I've written so far. But really, but

608
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:26,719
Speaker 1: I would have riffs, organized riffs. You know. You go

609
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: up and you're like like, but meanwhile, you just like

610
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 1: start writing a joke for every color shirt there could

611
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: be at Charlie Brown over here, look at Barks again

612
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: your shirt. I don't even even know what I would say.

613
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 1: Yeah that see that's funny, but oh I can't be

614
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: look at nurse. Can I tell you the three things

615
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: that they say I can't do? Not r rated, which,

616
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: how the hell do you do that? Why? But that's

617
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 1: my other excuse for if I'm not good. You're taking

618
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: away my paint, like that's how I paint with my

619
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: period blood and so they take away that. Also, this

620
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: is the order no jokes about suicide, no jokes about meta,

621
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: meta world piece, no jokes about suicide, no jokes about meta,

622
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 1: and no jokes about and and no R rated material.

623
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: It's like, I love that they gave suicide first, but

624
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: then they're like metas a close second. Don't you dare

625
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: make fun of Yeah? Yeah, they you know, they wanted

626
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: to start with meta, and someone goes, we can't go meta.

627
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 1: Then like the orders, you know what about Zuckerberg? Can

628
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 1: you go after that? Probably not, because it's all meta.

629
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: I can go after I don't even know what meta is.

630
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: That's another thing I would like to go after, like

631
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: the I'm going to go after the concept. No one's

632
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: calling it that. No one In the email, they're like,

633
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: don't make fun of meta. By the way, this will

634
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 1: only be viewable on Facebook. I'm like, well, now you're

635
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Speaker 1: already Yeah, so I think it's for Zuckerberg. No, but

636
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Speaker 1: I read this thing. I've been reading some because I

637
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: have a special out and because um people are I'm

638
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 1: like in people's faces. There's more critique going on than ever.

639
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: And there's been like a couple of things have come

640
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 1: across that are just like, I don't even read the article.

641
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: I don't go into reading the subreddit, like I won't

642
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: give it my time. But sometimes you just get hit

643
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: by the headline or like the subreddit title and you're

644
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 1: you just see your name and you read the sentence

645
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 1: and you're like, funk, why did I read that? And

646
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: then you see there's a hundred and twenty one comments,

647
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: and you're like, wow, this is a lot of people

648
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: feelings about whether or not i'm comments. It's like this

649
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: this guy, and none of it has to do with

650
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: the video that they're watching. This wasn't This was just

651
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: someone posting on a subreddit like they go, am, I

652
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: I can't I don't even want to give it any anyway.

653
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: It was an opinion someone had about me, and then

654
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: comments about that opinion, and the opinion was a backhanded compliment,

655
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 1: which is all I get now. And um, someone was

656
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 1: viewing another female stand ups thing recently, and so I

657
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: get Google alerts because my name is showing up in

658
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: their reviews. Because they can't possibly compare her to a

659
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 1: male comic, they gotta throw me under the bus. So

660
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 1: they're like, much like Nikki Glazer is great at this

661
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: and terrible at this. I'm like, why do we even

662
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: need to throw me into this making about her? Why

663
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: is it about me? And why don't you mention any

664
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: other male stand ups in this review? It's only female

665
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: stand ups? So I was kind of getting in like

666
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: I was. I sent it to like I send all

667
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: this stuff to Anya into Chris because they love me,

668
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: and I know they're never like looking for reasons to

669
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: like not like me, so I'm always like giving giving

670
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,959
Speaker 1: them the stuff because maybe they'll get in there and

671
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 1: like mix things up and defend me, even though I

672
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: don't really need that, even though part of me once

673
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: that and I was feeling like, oh god, damn it.

674
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: And for the first time ever, I wasn't. I didn't

675
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: get sad and like want to cry or like cut

676
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 1: myself because of these mean things being said. Even though

677
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: I didn't read him. I only read like the top headline.

678
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: I got like, oh, you think I'm not good at

679
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 1: this thing. You don't even know. I haven't been trying, honey,

680
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: Like I've been doing what I want to do and

681
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 1: what feels good to me, but I haven't really sprinted yet.

682
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna whoop your fucking ass Like, so my

683
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: next special is going to be so fucking good. Now,

684
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: talk about I have this new like Taylor Swift, it's

685
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: all about meta suicide and r. Yeah, I'm only using

686
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: words that start with arts. Um, it's I'm already doing that,

687
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 1: but rape and so I uh yeah, no, you're motive.

688
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: It's good if but I've never thought that way before.

689
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: Usually it just depresses me, which is what they want

690
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: you to do, because all these people writing these things

691
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 1: have zero talent for the talent they're judging. They're not

692
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: stand up comedians. Even if they are, they're much worse

693
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 1: than I am. No one's on a Reddit post as

694
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: a stand up comedian writing like I've never posed. Yeah,

695
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: you know, he could do everything. He does everything right.

696
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: He could even write comments that make the other comedians

697
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 1: feel terrible. I mean, I get it. I think I

698
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: think there's certain people that love mulaney that he he

699
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 1: fits there there. Look subjectively, he's great, but there's some

700
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:20,959
Speaker 1: people that just love him because they remind them of them,

701
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,399
Speaker 1: you know, like there's like this love for him that's

702
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: like I feel sometimes it's like okay, but the thing is,

703
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 1: I believe that about him like I think he is.

704
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: He is chagre for his special taping and it's infuriating.

705
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 1: But again, like there's these things that I think we

706
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 1: know his comics where it's like, if you see this

707
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:50,399
Speaker 1: guy one time in the most amazing setting ever one

708
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:54,359
Speaker 1: time every four years, the guys, you're probably gonna think

709
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: he could do a lot of wrong. And he's I've

710
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: seen him experimental. I mean, the guy. Some people are

711
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 1: just flawless. It's some people are just bolts, you know.

712
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: Some people are lebrons, like and you need other people

713
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:11,320
Speaker 1: on the team. When you brought up the same boat,

714
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 1: did you see that? When the guy questions we get

715
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 1: into oh my god, I loved did you see that?

716
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 1: I started, I'm like one and half happenode God, it

717
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: hurts me. She sucks so much, and I feel like

718
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 1: she's one of those women like if her hair was

719
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 1: not all on one side of her head, it would

720
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 1: fall off or something like what is it about her

721
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: putting all her hair on the side of her fucking head.

722
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: It's it's it's creepy, right, And I feel so sad

723
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: for her because obviously she's the way she is because

724
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: terrible things happened to because of her eyebrows. They don't

725
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: go far enough in that's the problem. Did Brenna say

726
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: that too, No, I actually I noticed it and Brennan

727
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: goes guys noticed eyebrows way more than I thought they didn't.

728
00:36:55,520 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 1: And I was like, just when they're when they're not complete. Um, yeah,

729
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 1: it's uh. I but I felt last night. I was,

730
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 1: like I said, because Chris was like talking me off

731
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 1: the ledge about these things and not really he was

732
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: just like listen, I And it's that's why it's nice

733
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 1: to have a partner who's um opinion you respect and

734
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: who's like it's a part of the respects industry, like

735
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 1: he he gets it, yes, and like and every I

736
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: like everything he watches. Like I think that he has

737
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: the best taste in comedy and TV and film like

738
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 1: I just we have in best taste, meaning like very

739
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: close to mine. Like I I put him, I can't

740
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: see myself objectively, even though I think I can, and

741
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: I think I do a pretty good job of it,

742
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: but I I don't um and a lot of times

743
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: I'm shooting on myself way more than I need to,

744
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: and I put im much more harsh on myself. But

745
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: then you read these critiques where you go see this

746
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: person sees it, this person knows exactly what I'm talking about.

747
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 1: I'm not as good as they say I am, or

748
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: whatever it is. And the thing is, yes, I'm maybe

749
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 1: not the best stand up comedian, but I'm definitely better

750
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: at being myself than most people are, and that's something.

751
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: And I'm better at resonating with people that maybe I

752
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 1: feel like they aren't being heard, like I'm I contain

753
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: multitudes that aren't just me being a proficient joke writer,

754
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: which I also am. But you can't get mad at

755
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 1: yourself because you you haven't done the thing that you

756
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: can't judge you if you're judging yourself, if you wrote,

757
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,839
Speaker 1: like look at some of your late night sets, right,

758
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,240
Speaker 1: they're the tightest jokes you've ever seen in your life,

759
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: the most some of the most well written jokes. If

760
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 1: that was an hour of your material, it could be

761
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 1: I just haven't worked that hard work is roast sets tonight.

762
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: So you can't be hard on yourself until you do that.

763
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,879
Speaker 1: In fail But it's like, why didn't not? Why don't

764
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 1: I do that? Because the thing is, it's not like

765
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: I'm being lazy. I don't want Netflix or HBO to

766
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 1: be like, oh, we gave her a special and she

767
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 1: just phoned it in Like it's it's because I've been

768
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: doing what I want to do, and I want to

769
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,919
Speaker 1: do what makes me happy, and what makes me happy

770
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: is being a little bit loose there, a little bit

771
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 1: more free form, a little bit more and and not

772
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: being so and I don't I'm not on like copious

773
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 1: amounts of adderall. That's also a thing that prevents me

774
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: from working as hard as other people. This is gonna

775
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 1: sound corny. Remember when we had um I think her

776
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: name is like Heather Moyna Hannon and she goes, she's

777
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 1: like a motivational coach and she goes, the secret to

778
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 1: being successful is not working harder, it's working smarter. And

779
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 1: it sounds like that's what you're doing. Yes, And that's

780
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: why I'm starting to say no to certain things because

781
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: it's like I need to be I if I say

782
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 1: yes to everything, I'm just like I end up being

783
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: so tired that and I can't really see it as

784
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 1: tired because it's like all I've done is podcast today,

785
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: Like how is that hard work? But it just drained mind.

786
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: My mind is constantly running like I don't think people's

787
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: minds are running as much as mine is, and I

788
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 1: don't know that they aren't, because like can't be in

789
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: anyone else's mind. But I have a feeling my mind

790
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: is going a lot more than other people. Some this

791
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: some bestie just wrote to me and was like, you

792
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 1: need to read The Divergent Mind. And it's about women

793
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: who might be autistic who are not diagnosed with it.

794
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 1: Because she was like, I think you might be autistic,

795
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, And so I'm starting to

796
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: read this book. But like, I do feel exhausted by

797
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: my mind sometimes, but I do want to say I

798
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: am so inspired. My next special is going to be

799
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: the answer to everything anything that any stand up critic

800
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 1: can say about me, which I say about myself, because

801
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: I know what I'm lacking in and if I could

802
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: do it, I would. I just wasn't able to work

803
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 1: as hard in that way. I wasn't able to work

804
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: as smart in that way before, and I'm grateful for it,

805
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: because my jokes in my stand up were loose and

806
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 1: in approachable in a way that maybe other more polish

807
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: stand ups aren't. But my next special is going to

808
00:40:56,520 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 1: close the argue is going to islands. Anyone who says

809
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: I'm not one of the best stand ups, and here's

810
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 1: the thing, You're still going to get critics. They won't

811
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,760
Speaker 1: be able to honestly they won't. But it's not messy enough,

812
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: she's not loose enough. And you know what, I won't

813
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: care at all because I'll go, well, then look at

814
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 1: my other specials where I was loose, like, I can

815
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: do it all. I'm just saying. My point being is that,

816
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 1: like and if it motivates you, fucking feel the motivation.

817
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: I'm not here to ruin. I'm just saying people on

818
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: the internet will always find a negative and try to

819
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,240
Speaker 1: bring you down. You know who gets brought down Jesus Christ.

820
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,919
Speaker 1: You know, my buddy had a joke. He's like, he's

821
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 1: like the Dolly Llama. I saw a video on him

822
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: where he's saying, spread love and peace. It has eight

823
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 1: million thumbs down. Yeah, abate it, so you're never But

824
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: if it motivates you, fu Yeah. But I also those

825
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: people that are saying these things about me, if they

826
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: the girl that wrote the thing about me, but she

827
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,359
Speaker 1: said her stand up special wasn't messy enough, I'm like,

828
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: well that's I don't really care about your assessment because

829
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 1: I you're wrong. It was in my mind too messy,

830
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 1: but in a great way. But like um, but the

831
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:11,879
Speaker 1: person that says she's overrated and her stand she's great

832
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: on roast, but her stand ups like whatever they say,

833
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you're kind of right. Like I could,

834
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 1: I could work as But if I worked as hard

835
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 1: on my stand up as in the past that I

836
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: do on roast, I would die. If I because Ross

837
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: or a ten minutes set, I would I would have died. Now,

838
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: with my life becoming more clear, I'm meditating. I'm working

839
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: on myself. I can have space to work harder, and

840
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 1: I'm losing I'm losing that fear I have of working

841
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 1: harder and than not being able to achieve it. Like

842
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 1: I let go of that. So I'm not scared to

843
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 1: work harder. And so my next special is going to

844
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: be my version of Taylor Swift singing the song Mean

845
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: that she wrote about a critic who said she can't

846
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: sing at the Grammys when she sang with Stevie nicks

847
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 1: Um in like two thousand whatever. When she first appeared

848
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 1: at the Grammy, She's saying, with Stevie Nicks and her

849
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 1: voice was not where this critic thought it needed to be,

850
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,280
Speaker 1: and she said they said that she was a bad singer,

851
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: and so she wrote the song mean, and then she

852
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: goes to the Grammys and wins a Grammy for that

853
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: out when multiple Grammys for that album sings the song

854
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 1: mean written about this critic who wrote about her at

855
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: a previous Emmy's Our Grammys, and then in the middle

856
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: of it, so one of the lines is I'll be someday,

857
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: I'll be living in a big old city and all

858
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: you're ever gonna be is mein. And so last night

859
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: I sent it to Chris. I was like, I'm gonna

860
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: have this moment someday with all these people and it's

861
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,959
Speaker 1: something like I really care, like getting revenge at three people.

862
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,240
Speaker 1: It's like he was like, this is like why Michael

863
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 1: Jordan went on to win six championships, Like people doubted him,

864
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 1: and he was like, I'm gonna prove you wrong. Yeah,

865
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 1: when his his varsity coach didn't start him, but he

866
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: was also in ninth grade and I'm nine about to

867
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: be but that little thing. It's so funny when you're

868
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: so good at something, you have to find something that

869
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: gets you out of bed. If you don't, then you're

870
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: just gonna go. I am great motivated by proving my

871
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 1: haters wrong because it's three three or four or comments

872
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: of haters that I don't know because I didn't read it.

873
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 1: And please don't go into that subredd and look Andrew,

874
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: please do not do it because I don't need which

875
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: one you're talking about. I'll tell you about. Don't, please don't,

876
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: please don't research these things. I know you're going to

877
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: stuff but on other people. I know, for yourself, but

878
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 1: on myself, don't look it up because I can see

879
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 1: how that would be interesting on some days when you

880
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,959
Speaker 1: hate me to go, I want to read about people hating.

881
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 1: Please don't do it. It will not because tomorrow. But

882
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: this is what she did. She's at the Grammy. She

883
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: was like, um, She's like, you're a liar and pathetic

884
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 1: and in loane in life and mean and mean and

885
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 1: mean and meat. And she goes, some day I'll be

886
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:47,280
Speaker 1: singing this at the Grammys and all you're ever gonna

887
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 1: be is mean. Yeah, And it's like this guy was

888
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 1: really watching it at home, and how good did he

889
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 1: have to feel that I inspired all of this? Yes?

890
00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: So thank you haters. Mr. Basically, I know, and but

891
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 1: she is funny to be so like you're gonna in

892
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 1: a liar and you're pathetic and you're alone in life.

893
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 1: Hand mean, Dave seven, you smell like shit and print

894
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 1: journalism is going away. You're gonna be broke, find a

895
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: new job you alright, So, but I'm like not like

896
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 1: motivated by that, No, not at all. Let's take a

897
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 1: break and come back with fan brag. All right, it's

898
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: time for fan tracks. Let's do it. Oh my god,

899
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:47,479
Speaker 1: that's scared both. That's too loud. Sorry, Oh baby dog?

900
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe? Oh my god. I had the most absurd

901
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: Were you here for the fire alarm yesterday? I heard

902
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: that I got an email about it. Dude. It was

903
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: literally like when it was like what's it called? Uh?

904
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: Those and then those old school black and white videos

905
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 1: where it's like damn and Dan. That was me trying

906
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: to get my cat to get out of the fire.

907
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,720
Speaker 1: I couldn't get the cat. It took me seven minutes

908
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: to get the cat. Just leave the cat. No, I

909
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 1: was gonna die in that building. Yeah, I was gonna die.

910
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: And he would die for your cat. No, I would

911
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 1: have jumped out at the last second. I'm on the

912
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: third floor. But that's sweet on you. So there's a

913
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 1: ps here's a p s A. If you go to

914
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: your local fire department, you can get a sticker and

915
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: you could put it on your window or your door

916
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 1: that says there's a pet in here, so they know too.

917
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 1: I was not going to kill another cat. I couldn't

918
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: cat in the fire fire chasing his cat went under

919
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:53,799
Speaker 1: the bed. I'm sweating, you don't even understand. And the

920
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: cat can't run on wood, so he's just going. It's

921
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: like a car and he's going and then he speeds

922
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: up when he gets on the kitchen rug and then

923
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: it was like a four thirty. I was I couldn't

924
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: get the cat. It took me like seven minute, and

925
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: then everyone else had a perfect little bag for their cat.

926
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: And I'm holding Mango, no bat and he's clawing my

927
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: It was wild. Anyways, go ahead, fan, He finally got

928
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: Mango out and you took up Mango outside. Yeah, yeah,

929
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,919
Speaker 1: he took me outside. So I'm outside just holding him

930
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 1: while everyone else has a nice little kid. You realize

931
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: that was it still going off, and that's why he

932
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,879
Speaker 1: didn't go back in because it's loud, annoying. How out

933
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: there I was out there for like a half hour. God,

934
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: was everyone like hanging out and chilling? Was it like?

935
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: Did you get to know people in the building. If

936
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 1: you're a guy, go buy a kitten. It is so

937
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: much better than a puppy because no one expects you

938
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: to be holding a kitten and everyone's coming up to you.

939
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's just a wild again. It's so funny.

940
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 1: I never see like, I don't know anyone in our building.

941
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: I knew one couple. I know one couple and that's it.

942
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 1: I met another guy that had orange cats out there.

943
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: Cats all right, they're called Tabby's when you're in the biz.

944
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:15,359
Speaker 1: Let's um, let's start with Alyssa Kay besties. Uh, so

945
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 1: you guys were talking about bailing the other day on

946
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: the podcast. Um, I was just thinking about how my

947
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:27,399
Speaker 1: best friend failed on my wedding because she couldn't find

948
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 1: a hotel. But she told my other best friend that

949
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 1: I was because you wanted to see Dr Strange the

950
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 1: Friday night before instead of driving up. So I mean,

951
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 1: sometimes it's okay to get really really angry at somebody

952
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: for bailing, at least in this exception. It is totally

953
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 1: I still don't want to talk to her hang out

954
00:48:51,760 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 1: with her. I think that's a shady. But Jad and Jamie, Jamie, um,

955
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: I love that. I got a question for you. If

956
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:08,760
Speaker 1: the friend goes, hey, you know, I'm obsessed with doctor Strange.

957
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 1: Is the only time I could ever. I don't even

958
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: know what doctor stranger. I don't even like doctor who.

959
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. If they're honest with you,

960
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,479
Speaker 1: and look, I would love to go to your wedding,

961
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: then it should be okay. Then that's okay, but it

962
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 1: should be lying. I don't think it should be okay.

963
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 1: It should be like really, But if it's it's only

964
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: a movie, maybe it was like one time it was playing,

965
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 1: or maybe it was it was probably opening night and

966
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: they wanted to go with all the other that's the

967
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 1: best friend. That's bullshit. Yeah did she say best friend

968
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,439
Speaker 1: or like friends? And also the friend lied and said

969
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 1: it was about a hotel, which that's always so fucking

970
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: squirreling when people lie, Just be honest, and then it

971
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 1: would be much better if the person was honest. And

972
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: I wonder if Jamie is a confronted this person yet

973
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 1: it sounds like she hasn't. It sounds like she said,

974
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: I'm still not talking. Oh I hate liars. I hate

975
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 1: this is such a yes, God just just also it

976
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 1: was the next day and it didn't sound like it was.

977
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: She was flying, she didn't want to drive the next day,

978
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 1: so what is she gonna get funked up? At dr

979
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,319
Speaker 1: Thinking if I ever get married, like how I was

980
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,280
Speaker 1: even thinking last night, I'm like, Okay, if I do,

981
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: who will I invite? Like how deep will I go

982
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 1: with my friends? And I'm like, I really have a

983
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: paranoia about and making people go to things because even

984
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,800
Speaker 1: though weddings that I go to I always love them

985
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 1: and I have a good time and I look forward

986
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 1: to them. I just know culturally we all kind of

987
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: roll our eyes at weddings and they all seem to

988
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 1: be kind of be like, oh God, I have won.

989
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 1: I have five weekends this summer that I get to

990
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 1: like have a time, and now one of them is

991
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: devoted to this fucking thing. Would you do destination or no?

992
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: I really I know Chris would want a really big one.

993
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 1: I don't think I'd want one because I would feel

994
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: so bad about making my friends go to my wedding.

995
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:00,120
Speaker 1: I wish, I wish people would would tell us. So

996
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 1: I'm going to use this time to tell you, Nikki,

997
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 1: I want to be invited to your wedding, and if

998
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 1: you don't, my wedding would want to go and you know,

999
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,320
Speaker 1: I want to go to yours, but I do have

1000
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:15,799
Speaker 1: the Father of the bride Ye six is coming out.

1001
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and I just will never be if you don't,

1002
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 1: except yeah right, I would like that's like small wedding

1003
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: will include both of you no matter what. But it's

1004
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: like you just think those like you know, third tier,

1005
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: like like ones that you go. I know that they're

1006
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: not going to want to go to this because most

1007
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: of my friends are comedians and they we travel every

1008
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:44,319
Speaker 1: fucking weekend, and I don't want to take one of

1009
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: their weekends where they don't have to travel away. I

1010
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 1: think comedians should be nicer and not have big weddings

1011
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 1: so that they're Unless I heard something, Mark Norman's having

1012
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 1: his wedding not on a weekend because of that. Yes,

1013
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: well he's just like I gotta go to you know

1014
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 1: all the more yeah something, Yeah, that's such a good joke. Yeah,

1015
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,479
Speaker 1: he's Um, what is that club that I was trying

1016
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 1: to reference I can't remember the name the one in Baltimore.

1017
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 1: It's so bad, and that the name is bad and

1018
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:22,959
Speaker 1: I couldn't even think of it. God fucking my brain

1019
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: is not working. Um yeah, I think that. And there

1020
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: are times where people have weddings and I go, why

1021
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: wasn't I that's kind of shitty. I was invited and

1022
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:33,239
Speaker 1: I always go, oh good. I wasn't like, but that's

1023
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 1: I really. I was like, I kind of don't want

1024
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: to get married because I don't want to have to

1025
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: invite people and make them feel like they have to

1026
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 1: go to even feel that way about like my specials

1027
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: are like when I'm in town for something and like

1028
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: everyone has to go, and I'm like, oh my god,

1029
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 1: these people don't want to go. They feel like they

1030
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: have to. Yes, it's not something I just want to

1031
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,880
Speaker 1: I just want to lope. I get that. I gotta.

1032
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 1: I got a wedding invitation, and then I had a

1033
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 1: second invitation. I responded to the first one, thinking I

1034
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:06,399
Speaker 1: did enough. I didn't respond to a second one. Then

1035
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 1: I have another family member reaching out to me, going,

1036
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 1: why don't you respond to the second one? Why did

1037
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 1: this send too? I don't know, and my mom goes, hey,

1038
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: your aunt said, you never responded, Why is this becoming?

1039
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 1: If you're getting married in your twenties. I'm not interested. Yeah, honestly,

1040
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,359
Speaker 1: I can't make it to this one because there's gonna

1041
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 1: be another one. I'll come to the second one because

1042
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,720
Speaker 1: this one I just don't. I don't have any interest

1043
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 1: in people getting married in their twenties. I just don't

1044
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: think you're it's gonna like. I don't believe it. I don't.

1045
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: But you haven't been together long enough. People always go, oh,

1046
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 1: you have to You and your boyfriend have been together

1047
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 1: on and off for nine years. How does he not

1048
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 1: put a ring on it? Because we're smart and we

1049
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: wanted to wait until we were sure. Most people need

1050
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 1: to wait a little bit longer. I have no interest

1051
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 1: in twenties. Something's weddings. None, not gonna go, not not coming.

1052
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:59,360
Speaker 1: That's my new thing. That's my doctor strange. I know

1053
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: there's so many listeners that are like, I got married

1054
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 1: in my twenties and we're great. Okay, fine, I know that.

1055
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,399
Speaker 1: I know there are exceptions, but most of my best

1056
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: friends all got married in their twenties and their marriages

1057
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: are great, and um, but there's just something I just

1058
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: don't And if you haven't been together at least four

1059
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 1: years before you get married, that's where you count me out.

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00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 1: I just there's a lot of people that say, like

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00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:27,959
Speaker 1: the Indian culture married, well, if you're if you married

1062
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:31,839
Speaker 1: at first sight, I'm in that's you're gonna lift your

1063
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 1: bride for the first time. But I think four years

1064
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 1: if you haven't been together four years by the time

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00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: you say I do, not by the time you're engaged,

1066
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 1: but by the time you say I do, so you

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00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't trust this is gonna work. Is that?

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00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 1: Is that a weird? Know? How long have you been

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00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:57,280
Speaker 1: with NAVI since? So we're looking good. You're looking good.

1070
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 1: If you live through two Olympics, I'm I'm on board summer, winter,

1071
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 1: summer and winter, just to just a full season of

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00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: winters every four years. But the y if you live

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00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: with them, I think it expedites things. But other than that, no,

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Speaker 1: it does not. It doesn't. No, it doesn't. Know what

1075
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:18,359
Speaker 1: are you saying, you have you have three more years

1076
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,800
Speaker 1: before you can I'm saying I'm not even talking about

1077
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 1: me per se. I do think you are, But I

1078
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 1: think it expedites things. It doesn't. What are you talk

1079
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 1: I'm living with someone I know more about her than

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00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 1: if I didn't live with her. Yes, but I just

1081
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: don't think that it's still you need four years of

1082
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 1: everything from the second you meet them until you get married.

1083
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 1: Four years. Why is this a college thing for you?

1084
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 1: Why the summer programs? Some people that can be expedited

1085
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 1: through this. For sure, if you are like older, if

1086
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 1: you have been around longer, like you, maybe get to

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00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 1: get I'm in dog years of how long? Yes, and

1088
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 1: if they're fertila the things involved short, you can. You

1089
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 1: can fucking jump the gun because you want to be

1090
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 1: married before you have a get whatever it is. But

1091
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 1: I just don't. I'll go to your wedding, but I

1092
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 1: don't think you're gonna make it. And maybe that's a

1093
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 1: second wedding. I'm like, I'm not gonna pay for another

1094
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,760
Speaker 1: suit that I'm gonna wear one time for a second wedding.

1095
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 1: You can get me on the first. I'll do it

1096
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: on the first. No, I love second weddings. That's the

1097
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 1: one that will stick or the third. I don't believe

1098
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:32,479
Speaker 1: in first weddings. If you are getting buried under four

1099
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 1: years together into your first wedding. Maybe that's where you

1100
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 1: can go less than four years if it's your second wedding,

1101
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:43,360
Speaker 1: because you know more and you know what you want more.

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00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 1: And I do, I do think that by the time,

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00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,360
Speaker 1: like it has to be, it has to be for

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Speaker 1: a presidential term. Okay, okay, ready for the next Yes,

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Speaker 1: all right, I think I let's see there's a lot

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Speaker 1: of asterisks here. I mean watched me like, I mean,

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Speaker 1: they're but yet I'm on the People's Love and they

1108
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Speaker 1: meet for two weeks. I'd love to see you do

1109
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 1: like a debate show where you debate, you have a

1110
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 1: strong opinion, and then you break it down why you

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Speaker 1: were wrong, Like by the end of it. That would

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Speaker 1: be I mean, that's all I do all day is

1113
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 1: you have strong opinions and then someone goes, Actually, me

1114
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 1: and my boyfriend I've been together, and I'm actually I

1115
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: believe in your love. Okay, I'm wrong. I mean, it's

1116
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Speaker 1: it's sucking modality. It's like I don't didn't work there,

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Speaker 1: modal sports models. Here's Katie. Hi, guys, quick story for you.

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Speaker 1: So yesterday and at the gynecologist for my annual exam,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sitting in the room waiting for the doctor

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00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 1: to come in. They have all the supplies ready to go,

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00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,440
Speaker 1: and I noticed there are two speculums. One is a

1122
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 1: size small and the other is a media. So of

1123
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 1: course I'm wondering which one are they going to use?

1124
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 1: Now I have a huge vagina, big gaping lips hanging

1125
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 1: down to the knees. Honestly, I thought they would probably

1126
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 1: have to call for a large. So the doctor comes in,

1127
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: he does his saying, he leaves the room the appointments over.

1128
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 1: I was absolutely shocked to see that he used a

1129
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 1: small speculum on me. I even told my boyfriend the

1130
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 1: story and he guessed that he used the medium. So

1131
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 1: I'm calling in as a p s A to all

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Speaker 1: the vagina insecure besties that you could be a small

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Speaker 1: speculum girl too. Don't give up. I have a renewed

1134
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Speaker 1: sense of confidence. I'm on such a bye. Life is amazing,

1135
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 1: so much love being a bestie. Love you all, Bye bye,

1136
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:41,439
Speaker 1: love you. That's so exciting because it doesn't matter what's

1137
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 1: on the outside. Well, I have a friend who was

1138
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 1: one of the tiniest people I've ever met in my life,

1139
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 1: and she claims that her vagina is cavernous in a

1140
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 1: way that anytime she doesn't inversion pose in yoga, her

1141
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 1: vagina sucks in all the air because she not contain that,

1142
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 1: it will open wide and like like a whale that

1143
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,480
Speaker 1: is feeding on krill that just opens its mouth and

1144
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 1: just catches something. That's how we're vagina. And then she

1145
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: when she comes out of the inversion pose like whatever, headstand,

1146
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 1: it goes like Queef's for so long, all the air

1147
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 1: comes out, blow hole in the sky. And she's the

1148
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 1: tiniest person I know, and it makes me so happy

1149
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:32,000
Speaker 1: that she has a gaping plus. I love it. I

1150
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 1: don't know what I am and I'm so excited to

1151
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 1: hear that. Um. That is funny though, that you looked

1152
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 1: at those and you're like, in my medium or small,

1153
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 1: like what's what are they going to use? And is what?

1154
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 1: And what will my worth be after? Honestly, maybe the

1155
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 1: doctor is just a nice guy, you know. Maybe it's

1156
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 1: my hands hurt. It's like, it's so funny that women

1157
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 1: have no concept of other woman's pussies, so we don't

1158
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 1: know what we are comparatively. I only know what mine

1159
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 1: is and I have no idea. I can't do like

1160
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 1: you know, stick my finger up my vagina. It's not

1161
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 1: like I can play operation where like I don't touch

1162
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 1: the sides of it like they're you stick a finger

1163
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 1: and I'm touching everything. It's well, you could have I've

1164
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:22,080
Speaker 1: noticed this about the vaginas and my expertise whatever, Like

1165
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:27,080
Speaker 1: the wet you could have starting vagina can be tighter

1166
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 1: than later on. Yeah, you get more relaxed, you open up,

1167
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 1: so it really all ends up opening up and and

1168
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:39,000
Speaker 1: it's really about the doctor is holding a cat that

1169
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 1: is wet machine. But I'm just like all vaginas end

1170
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 1: up being cavernous once you get in there, you know.

1171
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:50,479
Speaker 1: I mean that's why I porn, Like every time they're

1172
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: doing anal or like fisting in porn, which I only

1173
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 1: know because I've heard they Whenever guy's trying to get

1174
01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 1: his whole hand up a woman, I'm always like fucking

1175
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 1: vibe put hsachi wand on her clip like she needs

1176
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 1: to like calm a lot to open up. Like you

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Speaker 1: don't I think that I will be able to give

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Speaker 1: birth if there's adachi one there with no issue. Baby,

1179
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 1: you'll just slide on out, because these you gotta be

1180
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 1: like horned up and then your body loosens to accommodate

1181
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 1: a dick. The doctor being like, Z almost coming uh.

1182
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 1: When I just left that, He's like he's like playing

1183
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 1: Barry Manilow or whatever, trying to get you all horned

1184
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 1: up so you can fuck have a kid. It's so funny. Alright,

1185
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 1: just four more guys fucking her, she'll be ready to

1186
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 1: have this baby. Like that's the problem. There's no you

1187
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Yeah, there isn't. I mean, I

1188
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 1: really do think that. There's so many times I'm watching

1189
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 1: porn and I'm just like, God, even these guys who

1190
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 1: funk women for a living don't know how to funk women.

1191
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:02,600
Speaker 1: It's so it's so funny because women know how women

1192
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,680
Speaker 1: know would know how to funk women better than men,

1193
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 1: Yet we're not the ones fucking women generally. Final thought, Next,

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Speaker 1: fan Traxa, let's get doctors turn your patients on before bird.

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Speaker 1: Do not do that unless you're filming a porn that

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch pervy doc. All right, This one is

1197
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Speaker 1: from j I God, I have such an itch in

1198
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Speaker 1: my mouth. In your mouth? Yeah, I keep doing this thing.

1199
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Speaker 1: You know, tel Swan did that thing. We're just did

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Speaker 1: you see that I've been doing that recently to itch

1201
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 1: something in my mouth, Like I just go like this,

1202
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:40,439
Speaker 1: can you hear it? Yeah? Oh wow? Where's it itchy

1203
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:43,640
Speaker 1: on top? Like on the roof of my mouth? Did

1204
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:45,840
Speaker 1: you eat something? I know it's just been doing it

1205
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 1: the past couple of days, Like it's just been this

1206
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 1: and it's turning into like a tick for man, I'm like, okay, well,

1207
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 1: it's take Okay, here's Jay. Hey, no jerky j the

1208
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 1: bestie here. Let's have some real talk. Okay, we need

1209
01:02:56,960 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 1: to talk about Taylor Swift. I am starting to date someone.

1210
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 1: He seems nice. We might be happy, and my biggest

1211
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: concern about being happy in a relationship is not enjoying

1212
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:10,640
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift anymore. Okay, her best songs are about heartbreak

1213
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,440
Speaker 1: and breakups. So if I'm happy, am I gonna like

1214
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 1: relate to her anymore? I mean, even you, Nikki said

1215
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 1: that you haven't been listening to her as much and

1216
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:23,200
Speaker 1: you're in a relationship seemingly happy relationship, Like that's a

1217
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:26,440
Speaker 1: huge concern. But on another note of Taylor on the

1218
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:29,480
Speaker 1: song all too Well, let's talk about you know how

1219
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:33,320
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna talking about misunderstanding lyrics or um hearing

1220
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Speaker 1: them differently. So when I hear the lyric your sweet Disposition,

1221
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Speaker 1: my wide eyed gays, I always just think of like

1222
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 1: her gay fans better with wide eyes on stage, like

1223
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 1: my wide eyed gay. And I am one of your

1224
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 1: wide eyed gays, Taylor. But yeah, I don't know why

1225
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,680
Speaker 1: I always think of that. That's all I wanted to say.

1226
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Speaker 1: Jay the bestie, Oh my god, I love these besties

1227
01:03:56,720 --> 01:04:00,360
Speaker 1: signing off on their names. Um, Jay love you would

1228
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:02,800
Speaker 1: listen to a podcast from you because you are quick

1229
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:04,440
Speaker 1: and you are just like to the point, and you

1230
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:06,720
Speaker 1: talk about a great name for a Oh my god,

1231
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:10,880
Speaker 1: so good. Okay, let's talk about it. Yes, that is

1232
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,200
Speaker 1: a big concern of mine when Um, I went through

1233
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 1: one of my eighteen breakups recently, Man, I was back

1234
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 1: in the Taylor swift. But I do feel like there

1235
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:23,240
Speaker 1: are great songs that even if you're in a happy relationship,

1236
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,880
Speaker 1: you're gonna have ups and downs that it will never

1237
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 1: be perfect, and you're going to get into songs like

1238
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 1: this is Me Trying, Like that's a song you can

1239
01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 1: listen to well in a relationship. If you're like fighting, Um,

1240
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:38,080
Speaker 1: you can also appreciate songs like lover or daylight or um,

1241
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:40,800
Speaker 1: you know what I think would be amazing because that

1242
01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:43,160
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with it might be a little

1243
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 1: homework put together like a playlist of happy So yeah,

1244
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:51,600
Speaker 1: I mean I could go through them right now. But um,

1245
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:55,080
Speaker 1: I think that there are so many songs within her

1246
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:58,040
Speaker 1: catalog that you just and you know what it does, Jay,

1247
01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:00,920
Speaker 1: It gives you a chance to a appreciate songs of

1248
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:03,000
Speaker 1: hers that you haven't in the past, because a lot

1249
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 1: of times I just love what I love of hers,

1250
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 1: because I've fallen in love with those songs because I

1251
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,600
Speaker 1: relate to them so much. But now you're about to

1252
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 1: relate to so many songs that you would have overlooked

1253
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:13,320
Speaker 1: in the past, and you might even think you don't

1254
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:16,560
Speaker 1: like those songs, and you could go back and have

1255
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 1: new appreciation for them. Um, And they're just you know,

1256
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 1: I but I agree with you. It's um it is tough.

1257
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 1: It's tough too. If you play this song like I

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Speaker 1: found this guy on tiktoki called stick Season, it's the

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Speaker 1: name of the song and it's about a breakup. I

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01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:38,280
Speaker 1: think you'd like it. It's pretty basic, but I enjoyed it.

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Speaker 1: I played it for Brenna and it's just about a breakup.

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Speaker 1: She like, what are you trying to tell me? Yea,

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Speaker 1: what is this? And I was like, but it made

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Speaker 1: me want to play it. It's just so funny to

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Speaker 1: the person you love. Oh my god, you know what.

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Speaker 1: I did the same thing with Chris. I was like

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Speaker 1: sharing him all these songs because we broke up last

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Speaker 1: week for a couple of days and I was listening

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Speaker 1: to Harry's House, Harry's Sile's new album, and oh my god,

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Speaker 1: it's so good. But there's this song that I think, Jay,

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Speaker 1: you can even listen to even in a healthy relationship,

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Speaker 1: and it's called Um Little Freak, Let's talk about it,

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Speaker 1: and it's I love the chorus because it goes, um,

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Speaker 1: I'm just thinking about who you are a delicate point

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Speaker 1: of view, just thinking about you, and it's like just

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01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 1: thinking about an ex boyfriend or an ex girlfriend. It's like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not worried about where you are or who you

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Speaker 1: will go home to. I'm just thinking about you. And

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Speaker 1: you can sing that about anyone in your past because

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01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:39,760
Speaker 1: it's not talking about I'm not like jealous of who

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01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:42,800
Speaker 1: you're with. I'm not you know, longing to be with

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Speaker 1: you romantically. I'm just thinking about you and I hope

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Speaker 1: you're happy out there. So that's like a song that

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01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,600
Speaker 1: I was listening to and kind of like thinking about

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Speaker 1: Chris when we were broken up, and I was just

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01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,800
Speaker 1: like so sad and almost looking forward to when I

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01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:55,840
Speaker 1: could think about him in that way and not long

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01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:58,680
Speaker 1: for him. But now I'm like, oh wait, now that

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01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:00,320
Speaker 1: we're back together, I get to still have that song

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Speaker 1: for all the other other men in my life who

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Speaker 1: I still do have affection for but I don't want

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Speaker 1: to be with. It's just the sweetest song. I love

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01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:11,520
Speaker 1: that song. It's called Little Freak by Harry Styles. Check

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Speaker 1: it out. It's on repeat for me constantly. I love

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01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:16,880
Speaker 1: it so much. Are you into Harry Styles? Probably too much.

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Speaker 1: I'm like when you sing it, it's not like the

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Speaker 1: one from the album that I remember mostly, but Daylight

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Speaker 1: is the one you remember the most. Yeah, and I awesome.

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Speaker 1: I'm just so bad at name too songs, but Harry

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Speaker 1: in general, I just I really do just kind of

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01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:34,200
Speaker 1: obsessed with him in a weird way. Keep on Driving

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01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:37,960
Speaker 1: is another great song. Love of my Life off that

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01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:43,800
Speaker 1: album is also really good. Daylight of course, um Matilda

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01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:49,920
Speaker 1: those are my faves. I just love that he he

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01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:53,120
Speaker 1: went from one direction and now he's at another one. No,

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01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:56,600
Speaker 1: but like he he went from the most like cheesiest

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01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:59,920
Speaker 1: kind of and he really has explored into like bow.

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Speaker 1: We heard story of my life by one Direction. That's

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Speaker 1: actually yeah, it's so. But do you know that one

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01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:11,760
Speaker 1: direction was like created by Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.

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Speaker 1: She was the one that actually picked all the people out.

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01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:16,360
Speaker 1: There's some video that's circulating right now of her and

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01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:19,880
Speaker 1: Simon cow looking at all their pictures and like organizing them.

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01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 1: And she was the one that really fought for one

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Speaker 1: direction to be what one direction is. I mean, I'm

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Speaker 1: sure coming from a band that Pussycat Doll and where

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01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:30,000
Speaker 1: you pick a blonde, you pick a brunette, you pick this,

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Speaker 1: that's kind of what. Yeah, she knew what she was doing.

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01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,639
Speaker 1: I met one direction once. Did you know that all

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Speaker 1: of them at the same time you saw the one

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Speaker 1: guy Liam? I remember and maybe yeah it's serious one

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01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:44,559
Speaker 1: time through like a window, But no, I met one

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Speaker 1: direction once and you'll have to stay tuned for that

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Speaker 1: story next week. Uh, have such a good weekend. This

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Speaker 1: Uh everyone, this weekend. I don't know what I'm saying anymore. UM,

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Speaker 1: thank you for listening to the pod this week. We

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Speaker 1: will be back on Monday with new episodes. I will

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Speaker 1: be spending some of my UM time next week in

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles. I think that will be on. I think

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do Wednesday and Thursday show from Los Angeles.

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Speaker 1: But we'll do with that when we get to it.

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Speaker 1: But listen next week. I love you guys so much.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for your fan Trex and Opeka Engeman, Damien Jay,

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Speaker 1: Di Di Do, Damien Jay