WEBVTT - America's Gum Control Issues 0:00:02.360 --> 0:00:06.120 Welcome back to another episode of Alcimy. This I'm your guest, 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:09.200 was pulsing in for KP today. Let's meet the players. 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:12.880 Shall we first up James Heeney. James, do you do 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:16.160 any extreme sports? I know you eskateboard, but anything outside 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:20.239 of that, well not anymore. When I was younger, I 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:24.239 used to do freestyle walking and I had soaps, which 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:26.800 was a certain shoe that well, I thought I had 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:28.760 been invented it. I don't want to take too much time, 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:32.440 but I had one time duck taped like railroad spikes 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:34.360 to my shoes and I would grind on those, and 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:36.440 then I found out that there was actually shoes made 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:39.559 for it that had these like plastic grind plates. And 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:42.120 I used to do stairs and all sorts of tricks. 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:45.800 But then at the old age of like eighteen, my 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:48.640 knees went bad and I couldn't do it anymore. That 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:53.320 like sounded like Latin to me. So many terms. Have 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:57.200 you never heard of? Freestyle walking? It's like walking, except 0:00:57.240 --> 0:01:01.080 it's got a little bit more spizzazz to it, and uh, 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:03.400 you jump up. It's like skateboarding, and you have the 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:06.520 skateboard where it slides down the rail, but instead you 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:09.640 just have grind plates on your shoes. You slide down there. 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:13.160 It was awesome, but it is a lot of high 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:20.600 impact stopping stop because it was stupid or no. I 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:23.880 like when you go down the guard rail. At the bottom, 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:25.840 you you plant the ground, but you're going so fast 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:29.160 you instantly stop and it hurts your knees. Just now, 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:30.959 I'm gonna have picture you're doing this for the rest 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:33.120 of my life. That's all I'm gonna see. As you're 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:36.600 walking down the alley towards the theater, freestyle and you 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:39.360 might notice me. I do freestyle walk. Sometimes it's just 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:43.480 a quick foot plant on a wall. But yes, I'm 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:47.960 so glad I ask you that question. Next up, Chris Alvarado, Chris, 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:55.680 brunch under or overrated? Huh, Well, I don't think it's underrated. 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:59.920 I think it's perfectly reading. Um. I don't do at 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:01.680 a brunch myself. The last time I did a brunch, 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:03.720 I think it was with a tool and Robin. Is 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:06.000 that a brunch that we did? That was a brunch 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:10.200 that that was nice? Um? I got no problems with brunch. Cole, 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:12.560 all right, you're not gonna hear a bad word out 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:16.160 of my mouth about brunch. I just don't participate in 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:19.000 brunch a lot. Also, the idea of getting drunk during 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:21.160 the day, if Mimosas is your thing or Bloody Mary's 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:23.079 is you know, foreign concept to me. Now, I don't. 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:25.840 I don't drink. Sorry, you know, if I'm being honest, 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:28.160 I'm still I'm still thinking about the soaps that James 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:30.959 was talking about because I was an aggressive inline skater 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:33.720 and I think the soaps are a little more there's 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:36.359 a little more connection between those two than skateboarding, even 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:39.640 because there's a little bits without shoes, and we too 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:43.800 would put grand plates on our shoes before the soaps happened. Cole, 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:47.000 you know you asked about brunch spilled back over into 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:49.560 the aggressive into the walking, and I'm sorry, that's where 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:51.760 my head is, and I apologize. I love you. I'm happy. No, 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:53.880 it's good because like there's that point in life when 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:58.360 you transition from freestyle walking and grinding to brunch, Like 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:00.880 there's this that's a point, so you gotta figure out 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:03.639 where you are in life. You know, that's right? Uh, 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:05.239 you know, I'll take brunch down a few pigs. I 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:08.200 ain't gonna wait for an hour for eggs. There you go. Uh, 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:13.960 next up? Whoa saying it's all? Uh? Say you're in 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:16.440 like a David Busters or a Chuck E Cheese? What's 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:19.160 your go to arcade game activity? All right, those are 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:22.240 two different places, and I will I'll give you two 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:25.400 different worlds that those are in. Um, I like basketball 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:28.480 hoops and like, let's go David Busters first. I like 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:31.679 throwing tossing the football as well. UM used to play 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:33.320 a lot of pool of David Busters. Not not the 0:03:33.320 --> 0:03:36.640 game type of game you you're talking about, but oh 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:39.600 air hockey. Big fan of air hockey, love it any size, 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:43.560 big or small. Switch to Chuck E Cheese, ski ball, 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:47.120 skiball ski ball, ski ball, skiball ski ball. And I 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:49.520 think as I got older, I got worse at it. 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:52.760 But I've really started focusing on that hundred in the 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:54.920 top left and right corner, and I feel like that's 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:57.800 where all the effort I just wanted to immediately get 0:03:57.840 --> 0:04:02.360 better at the sport. Uh. As soon as I started 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:07.720 putting money in wasting time with I don't got time. 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:10.680 I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm doing stuff. I got brunches, 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:14.280 I got soaps, busy. That hundred in the corners, the 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:17.920 difference between like four tickets, like four tickets, but they'll 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:20.400 just google soaps by that because I had to know 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:25.160 what the hell is going on? Thank you. Like Irish Springs, 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:27.760 it would be dangerous to slide down a rail on that. 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:31.479 But yeah, I tell you, it's all body washes nowadays, 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:36.839 these kids their body washes class but certainly not least 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:41.880 Craig Kowski, Craig, if you could reboot, remoke, remoke, Wow, reboot, 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:44.680 remake a movie from your childhood, what would it be? 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:47.159 What do you think? I mean, they probably have already 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:50.800 done it, but I'd remoke, do the right thing and 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:57.440 cast myself as mooky. No boy, Uh, I think you'd 0:04:57.440 --> 0:05:01.120 want to go with something that like is fondly remembered 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:07.719 but is not actually good. Um, so you can update 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:15.080 it accordingly. So maybe like Explorers. Uh, it's a good 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:20.919 one with Ethan Hawk and uh River Phoenix, I think, yeah, 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:26.520 or the Last Starfighter something around that. Yeah, Cloak and Dagger. 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:29.839 You wouldn't change a thing. I mean, you can't replace 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:33.960 Robert Preston like that was amazing. Um. Yeah, no, those 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:36.359 are all good choices. Explorers, especially at the last like 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:38.719 twenty minutes. People like that doesn't work for most people. 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:41.440 I don't think I've ever seen that. It's the kids 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:44.160 build a spaceship in their backyard and then spoiler go 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:50.479 to space. So there you go. Great, Well, let's do 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:53.480 a damn show, shall we. All of our scene suggestions 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:56.000 are gathered from listeners, emails, or from our Patreon v 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:57.960 I p s. To become a Patreon supporter of the 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:00.800 show and enjoy exclusive content and other works, just head 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:04.120 on over to Patreon dot com slash alchemy this. You'd 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:06.880 like to submit a scene suggestion via email, please write 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:16.480 to the podcast at alchemy this email at gmail dot com. 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:20.159 This scene one is from listener Joe Lutovski, who wrote, Hello, 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:22.640 Kevin or whoever is reading this. You said on a 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:25.640 recent episode you're running low on scene suggestion emails or something. 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:28.880 This is a recurring theme, so here's a bunch. Use 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:30.919 them as you see fit, or feel free to revisit 0:06:30.960 --> 0:06:33.520 this email for future episodes if you get really desperate. 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:36.520 So there was a whole bunch of them listed, I 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:40.920 just chose this one. Here's one America's gum control issue. 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:45.720 That's g u M gum control issue. Yeah, look right, 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:49.240 right under this desk here, and we've got like forces stuck. 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:57.039 So that's disgusting. My god, Oh my god. All right, well, 0:06:57.080 --> 0:07:01.919 I guess get the peanut butter on Hell, this is 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:04.760 just a desk. Oh, that's embarrassing. I put a lot 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:06.479 of peanut butter. There's a lot of peanut butter under 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:09.880 a lot of We gotta go clean that off my ship. 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:15.080 I promise my wife i'd be home for dinner. I 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:16.960 don't think I could. We're gonna have to go back. 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:19.600 We're not leaving peanut butter under desk for kids to 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:23.600 come eat tomorrow. Hey, chet, look at the Look at 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:26.840 the janitors, Look at him, Look at him. I got 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:31.760 a big pack of fruit stripe and nowhere to be. Hey, 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:34.440 where'd you get that? Except from your dad's drawer? Yeah, yeah, 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:36.720 he doesn't know. I know about it. Everything's in there, 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:41.240 big red, juicy fruit. I'm feel comfortable. I don't feel 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:45.200 comfortable about with this. Oh, come on, man, you gotta 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:51.240 do it. My mom says that you gotta be dumb 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:55.920 to handle gum. You call me dumb. You call me dumb? No, 0:07:56.040 --> 0:08:00.320 I know, no, I'm just saying I we you doing. 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:05.920 What do you? Oh? My god, Frank, did you hear that? Hey? 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:10.440 What are your kids doing here so late? Playing? Playing homework? 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:16.840 Playing homework? Is that gum a little your face? God's cheek? 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:23.640 It's get over here, Get over here. Run? You got 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:27.360 cop by the ear. You're not this is not God. 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:29.600 You're not allowed to do this. What do you mean 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:34.600 you trace the gum back to my house? Yeah? So 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:38.320 you found it on You're saying my kid had something 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:40.240 to do with this if this is your kid, right? 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:47.040 Is your kid? Did you take the gum out of 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:51.760 the drawer? Dad? No? Dad, no, of course, I yes, sir, No, 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:55.440 he didn't because I teach my my kid gum safety. 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:58.240 So you have your gum in a lost combination drawer? 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:04.319 I do, I do. I'm a registered gun owner. Uh 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:07.280 keep my gum in a We don't have the authority 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:10.160 to do this, but do you mind sharing your gum 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:18.040 permit with us? Sure? Here, take your son to I mean, 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:19.679 did you check with all the kids at this school, 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:21.439 because there's a lot of kids that are, you know, young, 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:23.880 dumb and full of gum. I mean, we caught him 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:26.000 with gum on his face. We caught him the gum 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:29.200 on his that isn't many thing. We've got it right. 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:33.040 We've got a right to you, gum in this country. Mom. 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:40.120 Can I have more potatoes? Please? Thank you? Dad? Um, 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:45.079 I'm turning thirteen next tone. This is good mom, thank you. 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:49.679 Huh Okay. I was thinking, I don't think I need 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:52.240 a bike anymore. They're all I wanted that bike. I 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:56.600 don't think I need bikes. But what about the bikes 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:58.520 on the parade that you were excited to do with 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:04.920 the kid any more? Or oh, I mean thirteens a kidney? Dad, 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:07.360 I'm trying to watch the news here, kid. What do 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:12.000 you want? Yeah? Dad? I was thinking, if maybe if 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:14.319 I'm really responsible and I do all my homework and 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:17.280 I get good grades and I do chores, if maybe 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:22.600 maybe I could get as not this conversation. But I'll 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:30.480 be safe year old dad. It's different now, same stuff, 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:35.920 all right, Janine. I thought we'd handled this already. Maybe 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:42.280 we should just be honest with our son. Honey. I 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:44.040 want you to look at this little patch of hair 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:48.040 in my in my head, what look at look at 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:51.040 this when I was a little girl, When I was 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:54.120 a little girl before there was such tight laws. I'm gum, 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:57.480 I got gum putting my hair. It's right there, It's 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:01.160 gonna be there forever. That's what you don't understand is 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:04.000 these choices you make now as a little young man 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:06.920 are gonna last forever and you can end up getting 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:12.040 getting a woman you love. Have govern But Dad, correct 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:14.720 me if I'm wrong. This is a free country, right, 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:20.800 I'm talking all right? Yeah, thank you, thank you. Wait 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:25.640 to get my own a first time at the gum range. Yeah, yeah, 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:29.240 I'm just a little overwhelmed, as I know. There's a lot. 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:33.439 Uh how much the experience do you have with gum? 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:35.560 You need to start started gum. You need to start 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:38.959 a gum. Uh here's uh yeah, what do you recommend? Well, 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:43.199 I'd like to start with a great publa bubba. Uh. 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:46.640 You know it's got good good good you power um. 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:48.960 You know. Not so long lasting though, right, not not 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:51.680 too long lasting. It's a good it's a good starter gum. 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:53.560 Why don't you Why don't you can take this first spin? There? 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:56.320 Is it true? If you swallow it, you'll be digesting 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:58.240 it for seven years? Yeah, that is true. You know, 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:01.640 gum safety is important. Be reread the brochure. Um. The 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:04.640 back of the pack really kind of explains the safety 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:07.640 of it all. Oh, hey, hey, you got a newcomer here, 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:12.559 I see. Yeah, that's going on one of the regulars here. 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:15.600 You know. Um, I don't wanna. I don't wanna, you know, 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:19.760 I should my my own business. But I've been told 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:22.800 you we have a meeting letter on tonight. Maybe you 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:24.600 like this gum thing that works out for you can 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:26.280 come on buy and hang out with some of the 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:29.600 fellows and ladies open all. Yeah, you should come by. 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:31.600 This is Rick by the way. Rick is uh, this 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:33.280 guy he can do it all. This guy, this guy 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:38.920 choose Beamon's. Yeah, I like the old stuff. Yeah. I'm 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:41.560 not an owner myself. I rented from the gum range. 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:44.600 But I heard uh that if you go to a 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:48.400 gum show you can, uh you know, you you can 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:50.760 you know, come back with like two hundred packs, you know. 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:53.360 And there's all kinds of loopholes at those gum shows. 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:57.720 Okay for just being out. You're not a cop, are you? No? No? Okay, well, 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:00.520 actually I wish you'd were, because they got the as gums. 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:03.640 But they've got incredible gum. But I can't help. But Sha, 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:06.080 I was over listening you guys talking about going to 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:10.640 a gum show. Mm hmmm. I went to a gum 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:13.360 show just recently. I got myself a pair of waxed 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:16.960 lips that are gump That ain't true, it is true. 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:21.840 Look at these waxed lips. Does he's wearing those waxed lips? 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:27.520 I could chew him up. It's gump. Wow. I mean, 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:29.760 there's one on Saturday, there's a gum and doll show. 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:32.760 If you guys want to go to that. It really 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:35.600 seems like an irresponsible combo. Hey young man, you're coming 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:38.800 out of that gum store, Fred Johnson, I'm with the 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:42.680 A d A. Stay away from a kid, all right. 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:47.120 It's not illegal to look. Nothing wrong with looking, all right. 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:51.760 Once you put gum in your mouth, it's gonna ruin 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:55.160 your teeth. What about all the reading I can get done? 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:59.200 I heard a good Joe has comments I get your books. 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:03.240 Don't do this, all right? That's what the a d 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:06.920 A s trying to prevent all this gum abuse. What 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:11.319 does A stand for? American Dental Association. We don't funk around, 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:16.520 that's right, all right. Yes, we come out here, we 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:19.880 sit outside the gum store and make sure to to 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:24.000 save in US and minds. What am I supposed to do? 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:29.800 Come work with us? I don't want to be a well. 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:35.400 Look who it is? The American Dental Association, the art 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:40.080 rival of me, the Americans with Disabilities Act. What are 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:45.240 you doing here? So is this convenient store a d 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:49.760 A compliance it is? It's got a ramp. Don't tell him, 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:56.600 don't tell him? User? Uh yeah, gum user from way back. 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:02.280 It's these guys. Try to Bobby. Look, we are the 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:06.360 real A d A. Okay, you don't. You don't approve anything. 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:08.960 We give ratings on everything. We have to have a 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:13.040 six six approval before we even approve anything that we like. 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:17.120 What do you guys do? Get ramps? Put in and 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:25.280 takeing im? Oh? Good night, dad night, little prince. Open 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:34.320 this piece of com Wow. Cool. Hey, I've thrown a rocket. 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:39.160 Your window open up? Hey? What's Up's up? Hey? Me 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:40.880 and the fellows. We're gonna go down to the park. 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:48.040 We got some gum. Hey check this out. Okay, I'll 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:49.680 meet you down there. I don't have a bike because 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:51.160 I asked my dad. I said, I don't want to 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:53.600 for my birthday anymore. So can I ride in your 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:56.880 on your hand bar handlebars? Yeah? Totally okay, I'll be 0:15:57.000 --> 0:16:04.000 right down. Hey fellas, Oh, I guess I'm not that 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:08.160 cool yet. You guys like the cool kids. You got 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:11.520 to prove yourself first, man, I understand. So we're gonna 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:13.440 go to the park, right and like just like hang out. 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:15.280 And I was like, if you got to get away 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:18.520 from he's gonna give you. He's gonna he's gonna pump you. 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:20.920 Just that you got pegs. I thought I can stand 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:22.680 on those back pegs. We're not going to the park. 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:25.600 That's just what we told our parents. What do you mean, 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:27.880 We're going down to that house at the end of 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:31.160 the cult it sect that belongs to Bazooka Joe. No, 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:35.200 what leave it. He's old now making prove he's gonna 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:38.560 chew gum first, put some gum in your mouth. Also, 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:44.200 he's got fifty chances to make us laugh. We give 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:46.560 him fifty chances every time, and every time he does 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:50.280 not do it. No, he lives there with his caregiver 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:54.120 mort He's got that turtle neck that always covers his mouth. 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:56.600 I know all about him. I see those two freaks 0:16:56.600 --> 0:16:58.360 all the time. All right, fine, I'll prove it to 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:01.600 you here. You got one stick no, no, not that sick. 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:08.359 This entire six ft of bubble tape. Oh, put it 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:13.600 in your mouth. That's easy. You can take six six 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:26.280 ft in your mouth. M m hm oh god, guys. 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:29.800 So I'm gonna give him my handlet, dude, I don't 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:32.720 want to do that. I don't want to do that. 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:45.960 Gus don't kill gums, don't kill people. We up. I 0:17:45.960 --> 0:17:51.679 don't know what he's doing here we go. I don't know. 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:55.320 I think it's I think it's charades. What is this? 0:17:57.040 --> 0:18:04.320 Oh my god, it's in my hair? Oh my god? 0:18:05.080 --> 0:18:12.679 What is this in my hair? We have to first 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:21.439 see Seemed Too is from alchemy v I p. Jeanette Graham, 0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:24.679 who wrote and my Kids. Elementary school, the fifth graders 0:18:24.680 --> 0:18:26.480 would go to the bowling alley up the street for 0:18:26.480 --> 0:18:29.000 their Christmas party. I always wondered what it would have 0:18:29.000 --> 0:18:31.960 been like if one of the retired seniors teams challenged 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:34.399 them to a game. What do you think? Thanks for 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:41.399 staying positive? Size twelves please, size twelve. There you go, 0:18:41.640 --> 0:18:45.240 Mr Jones, You've been working here a long time. Huh. 0:18:45.280 --> 0:18:48.200 My parents they made me work when I was a teenager, 0:18:48.200 --> 0:18:50.840 and I used to hate him for it. But you 0:18:50.880 --> 0:18:53.159 know what. It's a family business and I ended up 0:18:53.200 --> 0:18:56.240 loving it. It's the only place I've ever worked. Do 0:18:56.240 --> 0:18:58.320 you ever get get get out from behind there and 0:18:58.359 --> 0:19:00.320 like bowl and stuff? Or do you hate it because 0:19:00.320 --> 0:19:04.359 you're here all the time? No? I love bowling, but 0:19:04.400 --> 0:19:07.359 I've got a strict policy and no bowling during the day. 0:19:07.880 --> 0:19:12.560 I only bowl when everything's closed. I have a bit 0:19:12.560 --> 0:19:15.840 of a bowling problem, honestly, bowling problem. How do you 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:18.080 have a bowling problem? It's so much fun? Like I 0:19:18.119 --> 0:19:22.720 could bowl? I could you? I could? You know what? 0:19:23.000 --> 0:19:25.119 Let me get you an application. You you're at the 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:27.800 local life. Where are you? Do you go to school 0:19:27.880 --> 0:19:29.560 or you out of school? What? I have a hard 0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:31.800 time judging eight moment in high school right now? I'm 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:35.800 a junior. Yeah, that's perfect. Here, here's an application work here. 0:19:35.840 --> 0:19:41.040 I just it's a good job for somebody who loves bowling. 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:43.879 You get free bolling and the shoes are like it 0:19:44.000 --> 0:19:49.679 turns until everything's closed on a bowl all day. Size 0:19:49.680 --> 0:19:53.320 four please graders, size four, you go here, you go 0:19:54.440 --> 0:19:57.639 give me you still talking to me? I gave you 0:19:57.640 --> 0:20:01.800 your shoes. Mr Jones. It's a customer, the customer. It's 0:20:01.880 --> 0:20:04.600 this is a fifth grader to the pain in my existence. 0:20:05.200 --> 0:20:08.000 They crossed the line. Keep sometime. Can you put the 0:20:08.040 --> 0:20:14.119 bump us up? Jesus, this is what I don't like doing. 0:20:14.720 --> 0:20:16.800 I'm doing it. I'm talking to some we can the 0:20:16.880 --> 0:20:22.160 lights on the music. It's not it's not psychic pool 0:20:22.240 --> 0:20:24.760 right now, it's it's not cyber bowl. It's not a 0:20:25.880 --> 0:20:29.720 high schooler. What's the word I'm looking for. You're gonna 0:20:29.800 --> 0:20:32.560 get a strike? No no, no, no no, no, no, no, 0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:37.320 seven tenths. But I'm not paying for this psychic all right. 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:40.639 I just want to be clear. I just want to bowl, 0:20:41.000 --> 0:20:45.240 all right. Look at psychic ball time. If you're on 0:20:45.280 --> 0:20:48.280 the lanes, you gotta deal with this upset. You're can 0:20:48.280 --> 0:20:52.120 be really upset about it. By frame three, frame three 0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:55.840 punches will be thrown. See it. I just see it. 0:20:55.840 --> 0:21:00.879 It's what I see. All right, don't worry. We have 0:21:01.119 --> 0:21:08.640 telekinetic bowl. I'm gonna make the strike. Give me what pants? 0:21:08.680 --> 0:21:11.320 He's gonna shoot his pants? Do you want to play up? 0:21:15.240 --> 0:21:18.760 You see it coming? Can't stop it. I gave his 0:21:18.840 --> 0:21:24.000 bowls a little squeeze with telekinesis. Well, it's good to 0:21:24.040 --> 0:21:27.800 get some some young energy around this bowling alley. I mean, 0:21:27.880 --> 0:21:30.760 I feel like that's how they've been doing for years 0:21:30.800 --> 0:21:36.200 around here. Now they play that Selina Gomez music and 0:21:37.600 --> 0:21:43.480 we're trying to trade on throwing at where the arrows are. Yeah, 0:21:43.560 --> 0:21:47.120 but you and I, Hank, we're gonna die out at 0:21:47.160 --> 0:21:49.840 some point. Do we want our sport to die out too? 0:21:51.080 --> 0:21:54.600 That's a good that's a good point, Larry, it's a 0:21:54.720 --> 0:21:58.040 very good point. The game is bigger. We don't understand 0:21:58.080 --> 0:22:03.360 what they're listening to. Were the loans they're wearing. We've 0:22:03.359 --> 0:22:06.600 got to welcome in the this young blood. That's true. 0:22:06.800 --> 0:22:09.560 Excuse me, guys, I'm sorry, Uh, I think you guys 0:22:09.560 --> 0:22:11.560 are gonna have to share elane with the fifth graders. 0:22:11.560 --> 0:22:14.199 They've come in and I don't have anywhere to put him. 0:22:14.240 --> 0:22:19.399 And honestly, excuse me, they reserved it, sam Um. I 0:22:19.520 --> 0:22:21.880 was oved it, but my friends left with the high 0:22:21.920 --> 0:22:24.600 school kid. No, I'm sorry, you can't play with the 0:22:24.640 --> 0:22:27.119 high school kids. You've reserved this lane with what we 0:22:27.160 --> 0:22:30.760 call the old timers group. But oh, I was thinking 0:22:30.760 --> 0:22:32.919 maybe a competition that would be the kids first as 0:22:32.960 --> 0:22:39.200 the seniors. But okay, fifth fifth grade, you say, pretty little? 0:22:40.680 --> 0:22:45.920 How do you that's a rude question. Mm hmm. I'm 0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:51.440 made six years young young and I made it five 0:22:51.520 --> 0:22:55.280 years young. Why do you keep saying young? Because we 0:22:55.560 --> 0:22:59.919 bowl every day? What if I what if your teamed 0:23:00.040 --> 0:23:03.280 up with a fifth this, fifth grader, that high schooler 0:23:03.680 --> 0:23:06.840 versus the two best old timers at the bowling alley 0:23:07.800 --> 0:23:13.080 now again somewhere now, now, now, it won't be worth 0:23:13.160 --> 0:23:17.399 doing unless we put stakes on it, some money or 0:23:17.520 --> 0:23:21.960 something to make it worth our time. Isn't that right? Hey, 0:23:22.359 --> 0:23:28.119 Larry Well, I suppose I'm just is every lane really 0:23:28.320 --> 0:23:32.199 full right now? I'm looking at that, I'm seeing a 0:23:32.200 --> 0:23:36.880 lot of empty lanes? Yeah, but I'm trying to make 0:23:36.880 --> 0:23:39.320 sure that we don't use all the lens of lanes 0:23:39.320 --> 0:23:41.199 if we don't have to. Like, clearly, there's only two 0:23:41.240 --> 0:23:44.080 of you. The fifth graders aren't going to take that much. 0:23:44.960 --> 0:23:47.399 I think it's good for the competition, makes sense and 0:23:47.560 --> 0:23:51.760 makes sense. I guess now is we need to answer 0:23:52.320 --> 0:23:55.760 is it more compelling to play against the fifth grader 0:23:56.440 --> 0:24:02.560 or with the fifth grader? But bowling typically you play 0:24:02.640 --> 0:24:06.360 for yourself unless you're playing on a team. Uh huh. 0:24:07.040 --> 0:24:10.080 So you know that I've been working here. I'm picking 0:24:10.119 --> 0:24:13.000 out loud. I'm not talking down to you. Takes a 0:24:13.040 --> 0:24:15.480 little while for us to figure things out. You know, 0:24:15.560 --> 0:24:18.840 we got five years young, and it takes me a 0:24:18.840 --> 0:24:23.320 bit to process that. Do you still hear a kid? Yeah, 0:24:23.840 --> 0:24:26.280 young man, I got a call from your principal's office 0:24:26.320 --> 0:24:29.480 saying you weren't at school today. All right, this is 0:24:29.560 --> 0:24:33.159 your first year of school. You can't miss days. I 0:24:33.200 --> 0:24:37.960 was on a field trip. Where did you go? Pickwick 0:24:38.040 --> 0:24:41.640 Bowling and boom mink wit a second, that's right next 0:24:41.640 --> 0:24:46.480 to the punch punch fest. M hmm. Yeah. That wasn't 0:24:46.480 --> 0:24:50.720 an official school trip, wasn't no, No, I just needed 0:24:50.720 --> 0:24:52.879 more physical activity. But I met two old men and 0:24:52.880 --> 0:24:54.199 they taught me a lot. So it's kind of like 0:24:54.240 --> 0:24:58.120 going to school. Whoa what, don't worry, they're eighty six 0:24:58.320 --> 0:25:01.119 eighty five years young. Respect of the why do we 0:25:01.119 --> 0:25:03.840 say respectively after stuff like that? Well, if you didn't 0:25:03.840 --> 0:25:06.040 need to, But if you had said their names, then 0:25:06.119 --> 0:25:08.360 you could have said respectively, and then they would tie 0:25:08.480 --> 0:25:11.440 into who's eighties six and who's eighty five? But why 0:25:11.920 --> 0:25:14.400