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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alcimy. This I'm your guest,

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Speaker 1: was pulsing in for KP today. Let's meet the players.

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Speaker 1: Shall we first up James Heeney. James, do you do

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Speaker 1: any extreme sports? I know you eskateboard, but anything outside

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Speaker 1: of that, well not anymore. When I was younger, I

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Speaker 1: used to do freestyle walking and I had soaps, which

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Speaker 1: was a certain shoe that well, I thought I had

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Speaker 1: been invented it. I don't want to take too much time,

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Speaker 1: but I had one time duck taped like railroad spikes

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Speaker 1: to my shoes and I would grind on those, and

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Speaker 1: then I found out that there was actually shoes made

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Speaker 1: for it that had these like plastic grind plates. And

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Speaker 1: I used to do stairs and all sorts of tricks.

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Speaker 1: But then at the old age of like eighteen, my

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Speaker 1: knees went bad and I couldn't do it anymore. That

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Speaker 1: like sounded like Latin to me. So many terms. Have

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Speaker 1: you never heard of? Freestyle walking? It's like walking, except

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Speaker 1: it's got a little bit more spizzazz to it, and uh,

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Speaker 1: you jump up. It's like skateboarding, and you have the

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Speaker 1: skateboard where it slides down the rail, but instead you

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Speaker 1: just have grind plates on your shoes. You slide down there.

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Speaker 1: It was awesome, but it is a lot of high

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Speaker 1: impact stopping stop because it was stupid or no. I

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Speaker 1: like when you go down the guard rail. At the bottom,

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Speaker 1: you you plant the ground, but you're going so fast

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Speaker 1: you instantly stop and it hurts your knees. Just now,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have picture you're doing this for the rest

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Speaker 1: of my life. That's all I'm gonna see. As you're

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Speaker 1: walking down the alley towards the theater, freestyle and you

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Speaker 1: might notice me. I do freestyle walk. Sometimes it's just

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Speaker 1: a quick foot plant on a wall. But yes, I'm

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Speaker 1: so glad I ask you that question. Next up, Chris Alvarado, Chris,

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Speaker 1: brunch under or overrated? Huh, Well, I don't think it's underrated.

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Speaker 1: I think it's perfectly reading. Um. I don't do at

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Speaker 1: a brunch myself. The last time I did a brunch,

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Speaker 1: I think it was with a tool and Robin. Is

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Speaker 1: that a brunch that we did? That was a brunch

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Speaker 1: that that was nice? Um? I got no problems with brunch. Cole,

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Speaker 1: all right, you're not gonna hear a bad word out

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Speaker 1: of my mouth about brunch. I just don't participate in

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Speaker 1: brunch a lot. Also, the idea of getting drunk during

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Speaker 1: the day, if Mimosas is your thing or Bloody Mary's

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Speaker 1: is you know, foreign concept to me. Now, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't drink. Sorry, you know, if I'm being honest,

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Speaker 1: I'm still I'm still thinking about the soaps that James

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Speaker 1: was talking about because I was an aggressive inline skater

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Speaker 1: and I think the soaps are a little more there's

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Speaker 1: a little more connection between those two than skateboarding, even

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Speaker 1: because there's a little bits without shoes, and we too

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Speaker 1: would put grand plates on our shoes before the soaps happened. Cole,

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Speaker 1: you know you asked about brunch spilled back over into

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Speaker 1: the aggressive into the walking, and I'm sorry, that's where

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Speaker 1: my head is, and I apologize. I love you. I'm happy. No,

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Speaker 1: it's good because like there's that point in life when

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Speaker 1: you transition from freestyle walking and grinding to brunch, Like

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Speaker 1: there's this that's a point, so you gotta figure out

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Speaker 1: where you are in life. You know, that's right? Uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'll take brunch down a few pigs. I

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna wait for an hour for eggs. There you go. Uh,

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Speaker 1: next up? Whoa saying it's all? Uh? Say you're in

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Speaker 1: like a David Busters or a Chuck E Cheese? What's

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Speaker 1: your go to arcade game activity? All right, those are

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Speaker 1: two different places, and I will I'll give you two

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Speaker 1: different worlds that those are in. Um, I like basketball

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Speaker 1: hoops and like, let's go David Busters first. I like

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Speaker 1: throwing tossing the football as well. UM used to play

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Speaker 1: a lot of pool of David Busters. Not not the

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Speaker 1: game type of game you you're talking about, but oh

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Speaker 1: air hockey. Big fan of air hockey, love it any size,

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Speaker 1: big or small. Switch to Chuck E Cheese, ski ball,

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Speaker 1: skiball ski ball, ski ball, skiball ski ball. And I

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Speaker 1: think as I got older, I got worse at it.

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Speaker 1: But I've really started focusing on that hundred in the

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Speaker 1: top left and right corner, and I feel like that's

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Speaker 1: where all the effort I just wanted to immediately get

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Speaker 1: putting money in wasting time with I don't got time.

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Speaker 1: I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm doing stuff. I got brunches,

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Speaker 1: I got soaps, busy. That hundred in the corners, the

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Speaker 1: difference between like four tickets, like four tickets, but they'll

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Speaker 1: just google soaps by that because I had to know

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Speaker 1: what the hell is going on? Thank you. Like Irish Springs,

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Speaker 1: it would be dangerous to slide down a rail on that.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I tell you, it's all body washes nowadays,

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Speaker 1: these kids their body washes class but certainly not least

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Speaker 1: Craig Kowski, Craig, if you could reboot, remoke, remoke, Wow, reboot,

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Speaker 1: remake a movie from your childhood, what would it be?

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Speaker 1: What do you think? I mean, they probably have already

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Speaker 1: done it, but I'd remoke, do the right thing and

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Speaker 1: cast myself as mooky. No boy, Uh, I think you'd

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Speaker 1: want to go with something that like is fondly remembered

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Speaker 1: but is not actually good. Um, so you can update

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Speaker 1: it accordingly. So maybe like Explorers. Uh, it's a good

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Speaker 1: one with Ethan Hawk and uh River Phoenix, I think, yeah,

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Speaker 1: or the Last Starfighter something around that. Yeah, Cloak and Dagger.

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't change a thing. I mean, you can't replace

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Speaker 1: Robert Preston like that was amazing. Um. Yeah, no, those

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Speaker 1: are all good choices. Explorers, especially at the last like

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes. People like that doesn't work for most people.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever seen that. It's the kids

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Speaker 1: build a spaceship in their backyard and then spoiler go

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Speaker 1: to space. So there you go. Great, Well, let's do

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Speaker 1: This scene one is from listener Joe Lutovski, who wrote, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Kevin or whoever is reading this. You said on a

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Speaker 1: recent episode you're running low on scene suggestion emails or something.

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Speaker 1: So there was a whole bunch of them listed, I

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Speaker 1: just chose this one. Here's one America's gum control issue.

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Speaker 1: That's g u M gum control issue. Yeah, look right,

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Speaker 1: right under this desk here, and we've got like forces stuck.

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Speaker 1: So that's disgusting. My god, Oh my god. All right, well,

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Speaker 1: I guess get the peanut butter on Hell, this is

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Speaker 1: just a desk. Oh, that's embarrassing. I put a lot

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Speaker 1: of peanut butter. There's a lot of peanut butter under

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Speaker 1: a lot of We gotta go clean that off my ship.

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Speaker 1: I promise my wife i'd be home for dinner. I

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Speaker 1: don't think I could. We're gonna have to go back.

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Speaker 1: We're not leaving peanut butter under desk for kids to

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Speaker 1: come eat tomorrow. Hey, chet, look at the Look at

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Speaker 1: the janitors, Look at him, Look at him. I got

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Speaker 1: a big pack of fruit stripe and nowhere to be. Hey,

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Speaker 1: where'd you get that? Except from your dad's drawer? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't know. I know about it. Everything's in there,

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Speaker 1: big red, juicy fruit. I'm feel comfortable. I don't feel

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Speaker 1: comfortable about with this. Oh, come on, man, you gotta

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Speaker 1: do it. My mom says that you gotta be dumb

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Speaker 1: to handle gum. You call me dumb. You call me dumb? No,

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Speaker 1: I know, no, I'm just saying I we you doing.

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Speaker 1: What do you? Oh? My god, Frank, did you hear that? Hey?

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Speaker 1: What are your kids doing here so late? Playing? Playing homework?

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Speaker 1: Playing homework? Is that gum a little your face? God's cheek?

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Speaker 1: It's get over here, Get over here. Run? You got

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Speaker 1: cop by the ear. You're not this is not God.

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Speaker 1: You're not allowed to do this. What do you mean

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Speaker 1: you trace the gum back to my house? Yeah? So

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Speaker 1: you found it on You're saying my kid had something

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Speaker 1: to do with this if this is your kid, right?

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Speaker 1: Is your kid? Did you take the gum out of

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Speaker 1: the drawer? Dad? No? Dad, no, of course, I yes, sir, No,

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Speaker 1: he didn't because I teach my my kid gum safety.

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Speaker 1: So you have your gum in a lost combination drawer?

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Speaker 1: I do, I do. I'm a registered gun owner. Uh

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Speaker 1: keep my gum in a We don't have the authority

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Speaker 1: to do this, but do you mind sharing your gum

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Speaker 1: permit with us? Sure? Here, take your son to I mean,

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Speaker 1: did you check with all the kids at this school,

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Speaker 1: because there's a lot of kids that are, you know, young,

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Speaker 1: on his that isn't many thing. We've got it right.

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Speaker 1: We've got a right to you, gum in this country. Mom.

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Speaker 1: Can I have more potatoes? Please? Thank you? Dad? Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm turning thirteen next tone. This is good mom, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Huh Okay. I was thinking, I don't think I need

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Speaker 1: don't think I need bikes. But what about the bikes

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Speaker 1: on the parade that you were excited to do with

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Speaker 1: the kid any more? Or oh, I mean thirteens a kidney? Dad,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to watch the news here, kid. What do

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Speaker 1: you want? Yeah? Dad? I was thinking, if maybe if

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Speaker 1: I'm really responsible and I do all my homework and

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Speaker 1: I get good grades and I do chores, if maybe

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Speaker 1: maybe I could get as not this conversation. But I'll

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Speaker 1: be safe year old dad. It's different now, same stuff,

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Speaker 1: all right, Janine. I thought we'd handled this already. Maybe

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Speaker 1: we should just be honest with our son. Honey. I

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Speaker 1: want you to look at this little patch of hair

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Speaker 1: in my in my head, what look at look at

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Speaker 1: this when I was a little girl, When I was

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Speaker 1: a little girl before there was such tight laws. I'm gum,

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Speaker 1: I got gum putting my hair. It's right there, It's

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Speaker 1: gonna be there forever. That's what you don't understand is

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Speaker 1: getting a woman you love. Have govern But Dad, correct

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Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong. This is a free country, right,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking all right? Yeah, thank you, thank you. Wait

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Speaker 1: to get my own a first time at the gum range. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just a little overwhelmed, as I know. There's a lot.

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Speaker 1: Uh how much the experience do you have with gum?

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Speaker 1: You need to start started gum. You need to start

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Speaker 1: a gum. Uh here's uh yeah, what do you recommend? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'd like to start with a great publa bubba. Uh.

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Speaker 1: You know it's got good good good you power um.

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Speaker 1: You know. Not so long lasting though, right, not not

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Speaker 1: too long lasting. It's a good it's a good starter gum.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you Why don't you can take this first spin? There?

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Speaker 1: Is it true? If you swallow it, you'll be digesting

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Speaker 1: it for seven years? Yeah, that is true. You know,

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Speaker 1: gum safety is important. Be reread the brochure. Um. The

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Speaker 1: back of the pack really kind of explains the safety

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Speaker 1: of it all. Oh, hey, hey, you got a newcomer here,

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Speaker 1: I see. Yeah, that's going on one of the regulars here.

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Speaker 1: You know. Um, I don't wanna. I don't wanna, you know,

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Speaker 1: I should my my own business. But I've been told

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Speaker 1: you we have a meeting letter on tonight. Maybe you

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Speaker 1: like this gum thing that works out for you can

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Speaker 1: come on buy and hang out with some of the

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Speaker 1: who wrote and my Kids. Elementary school, the fifth graders

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Speaker 1: I've been in the game of bowling for a long time,

417
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,640
Speaker 1: and I've never seen talent like there is in your kid,

418
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 1: whose name is Julian. Julian. I've never seen talent like Julian's.

419
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: This is because he's a child who has large hands.

420
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: He's got abnormally large hands for someone his age. We've

421
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,640
Speaker 1: seen it all throughout years, but I've never seen a

422
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 1: player that young attack the pocket as aggressively as his

423
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: ship attacks his underpants. He's relentless trying to get those

424
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 1: strikes and those spares, and his first role was perfect,

425
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 1: absolutely perfect. He had no open frames. Do you understand

426
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 1: what that means? He had no open I don't know

427
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: bow spare or a strike in every frame. I'm a

428
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: story short. We'd like him to live with us. Wait, wait,

429
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 1: please see, Mom, I went to the bowling and thinking

430
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: it was gonna be a competition, but instead end up

431
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 1: being a real life learning experience. You want to adopt

432
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:26,880
Speaker 1: my son into a world of bowling and heathenism. Well,

433
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 1: we'll start with the bowling and we'll see where it

434
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 1: goes from there. Mom, Lewy and and Hank only have

435
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: like two or three years lest on this? What did

436
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: you call it? God on, God's greener, God's greenness, psychic? Nos.

437
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 1: But we won't let him tell us no, no, no,

438
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: We gotta live it out. So I was thinking, I

439
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 1: find this many years old, and then I live with

440
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:53,919
Speaker 1: him for this many years, then I would still be

441
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 1: a kid and come come home. Some How that logic works.

442
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 1: From here, I'll sign the paperwork, right now I'll write

443
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: it up. You get Tracy McGowan the third, give my

444
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 1: son to Larry and Hank. I believe was it was

445
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: Glama Tracy McGall in the second. Yeah, and her mom

446
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: was Tracy mcgawan the first, exactly and respect like wait,

447
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 1: Tracy McGowan the first. I used to go with the

448
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 1: Tracy McGowan back in high school for a little bit.

449
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: It couldn't be, couldn't wait she was she never knew

450
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: her the father of her child. Oh, she never never knew.

451
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: I never knew. Go talk to the sidekick. Maybe you

452
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: go talk to the sidekick. Well, here's the form. I

453
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: filled it out. I've written it and handwritten. Thank you.

454
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 1: He's all yours, just returning back to me when you

455
00:28:55,040 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: passed my good luck. Good lucks on LL love you, honey.

456
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: I'm home. Oh gosh, god, my feet are tired. A

457
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: little bit of an update for you. Okay, Um, we're

458
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: out of eggs, so next time tomorrow, come on, you're

459
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: supposed to be on top of this stuff. I love eggs.

460
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 1: You know what. It is not my job, all right

461
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: to make sure this well, I didn't eat the last egg.

462
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: That's not You made it seem like it's I'm a

463
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: professor of economics at Hartford University. Alright, alright, alright, not

464
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: a big deal. It is a big deal, all right.

465
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: I didn't want to get an argument this. I signed

466
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 1: over a kid for two some older people for a

467
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: few years, and I'll get the eggs tomorrow. All right, tomorrow.

468
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: Wait a second, you signed over our child. He's not

469
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: going to get the eggs. I see it. I see

470
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: it clearly. He's going to go get those eggs tomorrow.

471
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: What I have to do everything in this household. He's

472
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: just he's just not that's all you wanted to ask me. Yeah,

473
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: that's really it. Um. I had a question about my son.

474
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: But thank you, I like to say a few words.

475
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: Two years ago and three months too, a little while ago,

476
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: I moved in with Hank and Larry, and they taught

477
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: me everything they knew about bowling and what it means

478
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: to be a man. When I found them both in

479
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: the bathtub rounded together, I got scared, But then I

480
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 1: knew they were teaching me a lesson. So I continue

481
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 1: to live there. I'm look at that speech impediment, that's

482
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 1: so loud, and so kid put down the gum put

483
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: down you're all so woud you even think about that,

484
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: how your words hurt people, how your actions have consequences.

485
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna chew this gum right here in front of everybody,

486
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: just the way Hank and Larry would have liked it.

487
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you another thing. I didn't tell the

488
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: police this, but I found him both wounded in the

489
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: bathtub and they were both chewing gum, respectively. And that's

490
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: our second. C three is from listener Mike Mellow, who wrote,

491
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: you know how people ask, what's the one album you'd

492
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: want if you were stranded on a desert island? C suggestion,

493
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: Stranded on a desert island with nothing but your favorite album?

494
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: Mike from Toronto, I just I got I found more coconuts.

495
00:31:53,480 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to eat more coconuts again. Huh yeah, yeah, Okay,

496
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: here's go going at this one? Is this one tastes

497
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: tastes different from the last one. I don't know what

498
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: to tell you. It's gonna keep us alive. Hey, thanks

499
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: for doing this. I'm still working on the shelter. If

500
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: Jason would ever get back with some fucking twigs and sticks,

501
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: I know, and Jason is going He's handling this plane

502
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: crash in his own way. You know, I'm happy. I'm

503
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: happy I can help out, and you're doing a great job.

504
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: And Jason gets back, you know, maybe he'll bring some

505
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: good news. Guys, guys, Oh my god, guys. I found something.

506
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 1: I found. I found a working hand being phone, working

507
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: hand cracked vinyl vinyl player, and a copy and a

508
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: copy of a lot of Sporrissets Jagged a Little Pill

509
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: on vinyl. What I found a hand cranked a record

510
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: player and a copy of a lot of Sporrisse's Jagged

511
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: Little Pill, the greatest album, if not all time on

512
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 1: this island? Where where is it? Wait? Wait? What do

513
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: you how about? Is you finding food, resources, anybody else alive?

514
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: Maybe you don't understand. Man, We're on a desert island

515
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 1: and my desert island disc is here. Wait wait wait wait,

516
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 1: wait a you're telling me one of those hypothetical situations

517
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: that we've all been through. We say, what this is?

518
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: This is the this is the album? Yeah for you?

519
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: Isn't it for you? What would it be for you?

520
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: I actually can never answer that question. Really here all

521
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: I really want, yeah, you ought to know ironic, it's

522
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 1: nothing but bangers. That question was never presented to me.

523
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: Always to me, it was presented book. And that's why

524
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 1: I have this, this book Catcher in the rye Es. Wait,

525
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: hold on, you answer, Catching the ride? And so you

526
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: travel with that book every time you in cases of

527
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 1: plane crash. Yeah, it kind of became a thing for me,

528
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 1: and I thought it was Oh my god, Oh were

529
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,439
Speaker 1: you on the flight? Yeah? I was on the flight.

530
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: I survived. There's something special about this island, are you okay?

531
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: You can just decide the one thing you want the most.

532
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 1: You have it. I have as many tater Tots as

533
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 1: you could possibly ask. I just found it unlimited supplied

534
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: tator huh. Okay, great, al alright, alright, let's figure out

535
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,439
Speaker 1: the laws of here. So you want to tater totes,

536
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: You got tater tots. You want to unlimited you wait

537
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: a second, unlimited. God. I tried to go through them,

538
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 1: but they just keep popping on. Okay, stop eating him? Yeah? Yeah.

539
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: And then you wanted the album. You got the album,

540
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: but you didn't want the book. You brought the Every

541
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: time I fly, I bring the book. So you didn't

542
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,240
Speaker 1: get anything, and I didn't get anything. Oh my god.

543
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:22,320
Speaker 1: People are the people. I've been here for thirty seven years.

544
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: Hit him, hit him? No, no no, no, no, no, hold on,

545
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: let's remember, okay, okay, be careful. What did you wish for?

546
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 1: What did you wish for? Omen I was a kid

547
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 1: back then. I really aged aggressively in thirty seven years. Yeah,

548
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 1: you look terrible. But all I wanted the sun. It's

549
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: all The sun is a Teddy rexpin. And now I

550
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: have an unlimited supply of Teddy rexpins. Oh God, like

551
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: he's got an army of Teddy's behind him. Oh ship

552
00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:03,720
Speaker 1: coming do my bidding? Rex spins sees and take no.

553
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: I don't think he knows how blanking and they're playing

554
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 1: a audio cassette. Okay, okay, okay, okay, that's alright. I

555
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: don't alright, don't do that right now. Look, look, you

556
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,439
Speaker 1: and I have our wish left, okay, So let's figure

557
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: out what would be best for the island and best

558
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: for all of us. We have tater Tots. That's got good,

559
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: little I'm sorry, just to make sure, did you say

560
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 1: it out loud? Did you say I'm not gonna say

561
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: it out left? Because then, yeah, how did you how

562
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: did you get the tater Tots? Me? I said. When

563
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: we crashed, I said, oh, ship, I wish I had

564
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: alimited supply of tater tots so I could survive on

565
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: this island. And then oh yeah, and you know what,

566
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 1: it happened almost instantly. I had to walk around a

567
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: little bit later. But it wasn't coincidence, and it wasn't

568
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 1: we set you around the island to look for the scavenge.

569
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: At some point, did you say out loud you wish

570
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: for Let me try to try to process it. Let

571
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: me try to remember like happening, Remember like waking up,

572
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 1: like I smelled the smell of burning human flesh. I

573
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 1: looked over my wife and child were dead next to me. Uh.

574
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh man, we're on a

575
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 1: desert island. And then I was like desert desert island disks,

576
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: and I'm like it would I gotta go a lot

577
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 1: of wait a minute, white album, no alanis And then

578
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:35,439
Speaker 1: it appeared, Okay, yeah, you should have wished for something

579
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: that wasn't a hand crank. That's how it works. That's

580
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 1: how it works. When I my ship one time many

581
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,880
Speaker 1: years ago and I washed ashore, I was able to

582
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 1: subsist for a week or two on coconuts and things

583
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: I found. But I was awfully lonely, and I said aloud,

584
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: I wish I had a robotic teddy bear to read

585
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: me stories and keep me company. And oh no, I

586
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: should be figured it out. I've already got my wish

587
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: when I woke, when I came to and Jason's wife's

588
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 1: body was scattered all over me, and I pushed his

589
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: dead child off of me. I remember thinking of myself,

590
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: I got no one. I wish I had a best friend,

591
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: and I'm realizing it's one of you. I want to

592
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: use my best friend. It's probably it's probably you, right,

593
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 1: I love I love, I love books much about it.

594
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 1: I like a longest Maybe it's maybe I wish maybe

595
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: you're my best friend. It's oh maybe I'll who doesn't

596
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 1: love to me? Teter Tuck guy. Maybe you and I

597
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: are best friends. I don't think so. I have a

598
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: best friend back in the United States. Yeah, and like

599
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 1: that's what this the other half of this heart, that's

600
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: his best friends. Well, it's my best friends because that's

601
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: is be fry. Yeah, huh, could it be you? It's

602
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: this creepy guy. Creepy guy, are you my best friend?

603
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 1: Could it be me. I don't see how it could

604
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: possibly be me. I mean, we have absolutely nothing in common.

605
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, my favorite color is purple, purple,

606
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: but your shirts both changed to purple. Oh my god?

607
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: Wait can we get more than one wish? I haven't tried.

608
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: I don't want to try. Maybe we'll have t don't

609
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 1: want to disappear. Maybe this is an addition to the wish.

610
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 1: Maybe you could ask for like ketchup or something. You know,

611
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 1: Are you asking for ketchup? No, you're asking for ketchup? No, no, no,

612
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: I'm saying. If we're best friends and our shirts change,

613
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: maybe this is it's like a mind melt. Oh, I

614
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: see what you're saying. If if two of us think

615
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: of the same thing, it's like we have to be

616
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 1: together as a team. Oh makes sense. Mm hmm. But

617
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm out, guys. I have a good thing

618
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: going right now. And do you not want to lose

619
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,879
Speaker 1: these tater toutes? Well, what if me, my best friend,

620
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: fucking killed you? Oh, and then we threw more on

621
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: top of the other bodies over there. I mean, Jason's

622
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: child is dead. But I mean that's not gonna happen

623
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Speaker 1: unless we think about it at the exact same time.

624
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 1: That's the only way when possibly which stopped is if

625
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: we thought about it. Oh my god, I was thinking

626
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 1: of choking. Wow, he choked to death on those data tuts.

627
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: Because you live, you learn, you live if you learn.

628
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 1: So the lyric from her songs, Yeah you don't know

629
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Speaker 1: the one I like. I'm dent, but I'm done on done,

630
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Speaker 1: done done on hand in my pocket. Yeah that's three.

631
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 1: Let me pull it up right now. You're gonna get tired.

632
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: It's a hand crank. Wait a second, I know that voice.

633
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 1: Kenny Ruxman came with a cassette of supposed in Former

634
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 1: Vatuation junk Here or whatever. It is your second album.

635
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: That's what Ruxman has been playing all these years. What's

636
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 1: alone it is more is that second album, supposed Former

637
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: Infatuation Junkie. It's a terrible title. It's a terrible title.

638
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: It's smudge from the Raid. So there's a connection there,

639
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 1: there's there's there's more connections. But your or Shurter Burder

640
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: Burder here maybe or maybe here? Oh right, you ruin

641
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:58,399
Speaker 1: the record. You know what's interesting. None of us wish

642
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 1: to be back home. None of us wish for that

643
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: flight to none have crashed. What do I have to

644
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: go back for any for anyway? That's how I feel.

645
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,400
Speaker 1: So let's take some time and let's let's wish for

646
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 1: something actually, like substantial and meaningful and that would actually

647
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: improve our lives in our situation. I'm ready if I

648
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: go back, I'd like to be more determined. I just

649
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: wish she had a better second album than supposed former

650
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 1: infatuation Junkie to be determined, gather around Broadway stars and

651
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:45,720
Speaker 1: Broadway producers. Uh, this script just came across my table.

652
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,760
Speaker 1: It's called Jagged Little Pill. We don't know how it's happening,

653
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 1: but we're now gonna be doing this on Broadway. UM.

654
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 1: I will say it's not one of your typical jukebox musicals. Um,

655
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: the music is going to inspire the story. Again, writer

656
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: on own. But if this isn't a wish come true,

657
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what is. The script just appeared out

658
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: of nowhere, and I Sutton Foster and excited to start

659
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: at it. Thank you something. We're except we're happy to

660
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: have you something. We're happy to have you Okay, so

661
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: we're all just wishing. We're just wishing. Jason, are you

662
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: done wishing? Jason, it seems like you're done wishing. Yeah. Yeah,

663
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: I just wanted her to have a better second album.

664
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I also wish that everybody on Broadway we're

665
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 1: friends with each other. They all got together in a

666
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: big room like everyone everyone writers, directors, actors, singers, orchestra.

667
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: They'd all gather in the they don't like live together

668
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: at a clubhouse. Whenever they want to get together, they

669
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: could just say, okay, Broadway people. That makes me wonder.

670
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 1: All right, Broadway people, rex in the musical as I be.

671
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: It's me James Corden, I'd like to be in this one.

672
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 1: Uh and if no one has any qualms, I'll produce

673
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: it as well. You're in it, James. Well maybe that's

674
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: our connection Broadway. Maybe our family had to die in

675
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 1: this plane crashed speaking about you, Jason. Maybe Tater top

676
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,400
Speaker 1: guy had to die because maybe he was in a

677
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 1: song in dance Man or something. Uh, you with the book.

678
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: Do you like Broadway too? But I don't have any

679
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:47,879
Speaker 1: ideas for it. Okay, Broadway people, traffic the musical has

680
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:51,800
Speaker 1: come across our desk. Now there's no writer. It seems

681
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: to be anonymous, but we do know the first song

682
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: goes stopping at a red light, at a red light,

683
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: stopping at a red Please stop calling these meetings, all right,

684
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: you call these meetings way too often. Well, we all

685
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 1: live together in this big, huge but we're all trying

686
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: to do some work, Stephen, And I'm sorry, Patty Lapone

687
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: does not do dishes. That's sorry, Patty, Sorry, Patty. Guys.

688
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: I wonder if our wishes are having any consequence anywhere else,

689
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,320
Speaker 1: or maybe we're just delirious because we're hungry. Let me

690
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: get use some more coconuts. What do you say, have

691
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: tater tots? Oh? I don't think they're unlimited anymore. I

692
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 1: think once the wisher dies. Although I'm making that up,

693
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. What do I know? There's like there's

694
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 1: like eight tater touts in the bowl for the four

695
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: of us to share, and the tony goes to eight

696
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: tater tots in the bowl for us all to share. Jason,

697
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: you've done it. You've done it. Oh my goodness, congratulations,

698
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: uh thanks thanks. When I crashed on that desert island

699
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: with the my uh my wife was pierced through a

700
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 1: portion of the wing, I did not imagine that I

701
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 1: would meet my best friends. I'm gonna say it now

702
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: and uh right, an award winning musical and uh and

703
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: get a Tony and also meet Stephen Sondheim, who we've

704
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 1: willed back to life. And that's our show. Everybody. I

705
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 1: love the logic. Let's check in with everybody before we

706
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 1: had on our Mary Way. It's Chris Alvarado. Yeah, thank

707
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: you for having me. I want to a tool. You

708
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: did mention that while we were recording earlier at some point, yeah,

709
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 1: I think so, Yeah, I think okay, because then I

710
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: started I started getting scared that I'm because that's your

711
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 1: idea right here, we're seeing it now recorded a tool.

712
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: Sing is working on that musical. Everybody's still that. You

713
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: see what I'm saying here. You're fine with it? Oh

714
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: you're not worried? Okay, good um. You know you know

715
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: what else is kind of like a musical is our

716
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 1: our in person alchemy. This lives. I mean, there can

717
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: be singing. So I want to encourage our listeners to

718
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 1: come come check out a show. We're at the Westside

719
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 1: Comedy Theater in Santa Monica, first Sunday of the month. James,

720
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,919
Speaker 1: I think you were saying May Feet is our next show. Yeah,

721
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 1: May Feet at eight pm. It's always a blast to

722
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: see the listeners there, so please join us west Side

723
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:33,799
Speaker 1: Common Theater. May First, Nice James Aney, Well, I'm going

724
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 1: to double down on that May First. Go ahead check

725
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 1: it out eight pm. Get your tickets now because we

726
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 1: want to know that you're gonna be there. Uh, and

727
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 1: it's easy for us to plan for you if you

728
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: get you get your ticket. Nic saying, hey, thanks for

729
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:52,879
Speaker 1: having me. It's always so much fun. And uh follow

730
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: me on Socials and May Feet. I will be uh

731
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 1: watching Alchemy this live at the west Side Commedy Theaters.

732
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: Come out, hang out with us. Greg Getkowski always great

733
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 1: to to do a bowling scene. I took bowling as

734
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: a pe in college and improved my my average by

735
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 1: twenty pins over the course of two months. What is

736
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: your It is possible. What is your average now? Like

737
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 1: if you go out you oh, um, I think if

738
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 1: you know, it's been a while. But if I just

739
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: went out bowling, I'd probably bowled between a one thirty

740
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: and one forty. What about you call my bowling average,

741
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: it's about one thirty one. It really is about one

742
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: thirty one. Forty. Somewhere in there is Chris as much

743
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 1: higher than that. I'm pretty sure because he oh no,

744
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 1: it's not, it's not. But I do feel an alchemy

745
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: this bowling hang coming on, James. You can get titter

746
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 1: talks to the bowling only. I'm sure, yeah, I honestly,

747
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 1: I usually just sneak him in myself. Of course they're

748
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: limited for four dollars more. You should do that. I will.

749
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: I'm at Cold Stratton at Stratton cole On Socials may

750
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 1: first come check out Alchemy this live at the Western

751
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 1: County Theater. I might be and I might not be.

752
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: I don't know. I might be there hanging out. Who knows.

753
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: We don't know who the crew is gonna be yet.

754
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: Also check out Pretty Pretty Pony at that same theater.

755
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,359
Speaker 1: Our show is usually the first Thursday of the month

756
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: ten in April. It's April fourteen instead because they're shooting

757
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 1: something tomorrow, and said, uh so, come check that out

758
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 1: with our monologist t v D. He's really great. You've

759
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 1: seen him in a lot of things. Might be Win Fetterman.

760
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's who's out here right now. We'll see.

761
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 1: Uh so, come check that out. Let's give a big

762
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: up and applause to our engineer, producer Doug Bame, everybody

763
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: and the fine folks at I heart media dot com.

764
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: Please write to us at Alchemy this email at gmail

765
00:49:47,120 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: dot com. That's Alchemy, this email until next time, this too,

766
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Speaker 1: Before all