WEBVTT - Episode 216: Double Header Beer Ball 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:04.920 This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling 0:00:05.040 --> 0:00:08.440 podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick except for the 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:12.240 Morley ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay. 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:16.320 Talk to me and now here's Dan, Dylan and Shay. 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:19.600 What took you guys so long to get together? 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:20.239 I was here. 0:00:21.280 --> 0:00:26.400 I know I saw you, but you were punctual back row, Dylan, 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:27.440 what's the deal? 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:28.800 Uh? 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:30.680 Well, I was in the bathroom. 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:32.960 Okay, that's see. 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:35.440 What what do you mean you you're such a girl. 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:37.239 What were you doing in the bathroom? 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:41.440 I would say I've had like four caffeinated seltzers today 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:43.360 and I just said a bunch of pizza. 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:44.320 Does that answer your question? 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:46.199 No? Doesn't. 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:49.600 Yeah, that new water machine, Dan might be a problem quickly. 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:53.200 I think I've had six hundred milligrams of caffeine today. 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:55.000 Yeah, hell yeah, dude. 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:57.600 You can add there's a feature to add caffeine to it, 0:00:57.720 --> 0:00:59.320 or electrotes or vitamins. 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:01.600 So like three months we're all gonna have kidney stones. 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:03.960 What's the vita? What vitamins? 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:06.360 They put it like B twelve, B five zinc, A 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:08.040 bunch of you know, a cocktail. 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:10.640 I got my blood drawn yesterday and they said my 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:13.039 vitamins were off the charts because it was the first 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:15.240 day we had that machine. And they're like, this guy 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:16.560 takes really good care of himself. 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:17.720 And I was like, yeah, why did you get your 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:19.119 blood drawn the age thing? 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:21.880 No, I needed to get my medication all squared away, 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:23.640 and they said, I haven't done it in four years, so. 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:25.800 Well, like you're hold on like like a d D 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:28.000 shit leans your blood for that. 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:30.480 Well, no, it was his bargaining tool because I haven't 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:32.280 got my blood drawn in four years. And he's like, 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:33.760 I only see you when you want to re up 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:35.640 on your meds, So I'm not going to give you 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:37.040 your meds until you get your blood drawn. 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:40.760 On blood is like I think you have cancer or 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:41.679 do you have AIDS. 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:44.960 It's not like I take your blood for ridding. No, No, 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:46.400 don't get it physical. 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:47.520 No they don't. 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:49.200 Yeah, well they keep taking mine. 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:51.360 They don't take mine. Y'all are selling that shit or 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:52.040 they're selling. 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:54.200 Couriers will corrupt the device they're using. 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:57.320 I got got great veins, My blood is strong, don't 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:57.840 worry about it. 0:01:57.920 --> 0:01:59.000 No one wants your blood anyway. 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:01.279 That's not true. I have to donate blood all the time. 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:03.200 There's no shot they're taking it. 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:06.120 It's my moral conscious. It makes me, oh, really is 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:08.480 that God? Yeah, that's Jesus. He sends it to Africa 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:09.560 for the starving kids. 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:11.600 Bag of your. 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:15.880 Blood freeze dride sent over. Now they're all like strong 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:16.440 and angry. 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:19.920 Welcome to another episode of Dan Patrick takes a gamble, 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:20.639 Big Day. 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:20.960 Ray. 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:24.200 Look at Ray won four units last week. 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:28.280 He's plus thirteen ethnically charged bets. I thought they weren't. 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:30.040 Allowed decades top Asian. 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:31.640 Yeah, that fucked me. 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:35.160 Shaye is minus fourteen and a half. He lost a 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:38.160 half unit last week. Dylan lost only one and a 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:41.080 half units. He's at minus forty seven and a half. 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:44.160 Yay, hold on a clinic. 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:49.360 Donald Trump won his forty third club championship. He says 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:52.560 it's called talent and he has it and you don't. Yep, 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:57.240 eighty years of age and he's still crushing it. Keep 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:59.880 in mind in two thousand and six he finished sixty 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:04.720 second at the American Century Tournament that was in Lake Taho. 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:07.840 He didn't know that club, He did not own that 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:09.960 golf course. That's weird, weird. 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:13.200 I think he only wins championships at the clubs that 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:13.800 he owned. 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:17.120 Oohoa could have blasphed me lost soon, Danny, I'd be careful, 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:18.560 do you know, I'm. 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:21.079 Just pointing things out. Yes, right. 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:23.320 You know what his nickname is at his home course? 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:24.880 What Pele? 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:28.080 Because he uses his foot to kick out his balls 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:28.760 and get better life. 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:32.840 Yeah, caddies calling. That is an underground nickname if I 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:33.480 ever heard one. 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:34.440 I saw video. 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:36.640 I don't know if it was from this most recent 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:40.280 amazing championship that he won, but it was the guy 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:43.400 his caddy essentially drove up in front of him and 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:45.240 then you just see a ball pop out of the 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:47.360 rescue right in front of the bunker, and it's like. 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:50.440 Ah, it happens. 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:53.000 It's an accident, it happens, playing his ass off, and 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:56.520 we're all just that's true. You know what, eighty years old. Yeah, 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:58.720 taking care of the country got him some slack leader 0:03:58.760 --> 0:03:59.400 of the free. 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:03.720 World knocking down kids in their twenties, you know, smoking them, 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:08.440 smoking them? Yeah, are they playing from the tips? Because 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:11.440 the president is not playing from the tips? I would 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:13.880 think a club championship you have to play from the tips. 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:16.159 I believe they do, and he doesn't. 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:19.760 That free leader of the world waiver you don't we 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:20.159 don't have it? 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:21.440 You play from the ladies teas. 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:24.040 What do you think he's topping out off the tee 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:25.040 like two hundred yards? 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:29.600 If he's hitting two hundred, crown him, right, I mean 0:04:29.640 --> 0:04:30.760 American Caesar, let's go. 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:32.839 He's hitting two hundred yards. 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:35.919 At eighty with that waistline. That's tough, dude. 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:37.920 No, he's got a U from Mustard. He said he 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:40.360 weighed two fifteen, right, Yeah, yeah, he's the same. 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:45.800 Who is that? Remember that pitcher Forstburg David Letterman, Harry Sam, 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:51.280 Terry Forester. That's like Trump with his first baseball card. 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:56.600 Terry Forrester had the quote, A mind is a terrible 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:59.280 thing to waste, but a waste is a terrible thing 0:04:59.320 --> 0:04:59.680 to mind. 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:05.400 That man was living. Yeah, he was with the White Sox, 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:09.400 Lefty with the Doyers too. He was Fernando's setup man. 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:11.440 Web not crazy. 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:14.400 They might have been. Yeah, I think he was a dieger. 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:19.920 The Hall of Fame game coming up on Thursday night. Now, 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:25.360 Ray did his research, of course, he did the overs 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:28.080 hit four straight Hall of Fame games. Now, prior to that, 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:32.839 twelve of the previous sixteen games. The under why don't 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:36.640 we get this one out of the way, Shay, who 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:38.480 you taking in the Hall of Fame game? 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:41.520 Panthers laying one and a half, not touching the total. 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:45.640 Cower Okay, totals like thirty six and a half. 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:48.640 Actually, then some movement on that one dropped down to 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:49.479 thirty five and a half. 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:55.120 Oh mercy, oh oh okay, Jeremiah Love not playing. Maybe 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:56.000 that did something there. 0:05:57.440 --> 0:06:00.320 What are you taking, Dylan, I'm taking the card else 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:01.200 straight up. 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:04.960 The Panthers a terrible track record in the preseason, Dan, 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:08.440 everyone knows that, and I'm gonna I'll probably you know what, 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:11.200 fucking I'll take the under under thirty five and a half. 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:16.120 And I also have Kenny pickett first offensive. 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:17.600 Drive to be a rushing touchdown. 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:20.080 Rushing touchdown plus four thousand. 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:23.719 Yeah, yeah, now we're we're not going to be a 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:24.719 passing touchdown. 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:26.200 So not by Kenny. 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:26.760 Nope. 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:29.640 The football season is back. 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:30.560 It is back. 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:33.880 Have you felt like there's not enough like thunder or 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:38.240 momentum before this season? A little bit. I feel like 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:39.040 it's been muted. 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:43.239 Mahome's coming back from the injury. It was Seattle winning 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:47.000 the Super Bowl. Nobody's talking about a repeat. Everybody talking 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:50.440 about the rams, little Aaron Donald sprinkled in little Russini. 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:54.920 On top of that, it's been quiet on that front. 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:56.159 Took a couple a lot of oxygen. 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:58.120 It's all I'm saying, Shay, were you happened to be 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:00.640 on Pat McAfee yesterday and disguise Aaron Rodgers? 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:03.720 I was not. But how about a hero's return? Holy shit, 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:06.320 he's starting to make me like him again. 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:08.560 That plays well in the Steel City, Oh my god, it. 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:11.160 Plays well everywhere. It's true, man, it's fucking weird. It's 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:12.080 been weird. 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:14.360 Going after Fauci the Mothership, and. 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:16.760 I mean the Fauci stuff was pretty amazing. The diary 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:19.400 like that their diary The Miracle loves me and I'm 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:21.560 so happy, like, get the fuck out of here. That 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:22.360 was embarrassing. 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:26.040 But that vaccinated Yeah, I did, but I didn't write 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:28.920 a fucking diary about it on the company salary saying hey, 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:31.440 I'm the best ever? Can I do another photo shoot? 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:35.120 And goodness gracious, there's a lot of people on salary 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:37.960 and a lot of high places who do stupid things too. 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:40.280 Totally agree. But if they work for the federal government, 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:41.840 I think I have a say to be like that 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:42.680 was fucking lame. 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:45.360 And Shaye would never waste any time on the company. 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:50.280 On the government, Yeah, fucking never, Yeah, you would. 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:52.720 First off, they'd never fucking hire me. No, you cannot 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:56.520 be security threat A yes, B. I would have gotten 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:57.600 fired the second I tried. 0:07:57.720 --> 0:08:01.360 Imagine trying trying to get security clearance, all sell government secrets. 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:05.720 Fucking oh, dude, the lords of war, those those ammunition sellers. 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:07.240 I'd be fucking oh, I'd be running back. 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:08.440 Arm steeler would be fun. 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:09.720 Arm stealer would be awesome. 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:12.920 We traded our best guy back to Russia. 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:17.800 That pyeong Yang and a heartbeat would be my summer house. 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:20.200 You know what I just realized the other day the 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:23.800 pyeong Chang Olympics whenever that was, was that two summer 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:28.760 Olympics ago three? I the entire time thought that was Pyongyang, 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:29.320 North Korea. 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:32.839 Really they let this happen in North Korea. Found out 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:35.520 they're two different places. Recently, I felt. 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:37.320 Pretty bestas golfer coming right up. 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:45.080 So funny story about you. Guys wanted me to do 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:48.440 research on what qualifies you for a nationality, and all 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:51.680 the research I did, they just said, if you have 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:55.800 a gambling addiction, please contact this and so I kept 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:57.880 on doing research and I got the same response, says, 0:08:57.920 --> 0:08:59.319 please contact this number. 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:00.079 Here's where you can go. 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:01.920 To seek help if you want to go to a facility. 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:03.840 It gave me the addresses. So I didn't get any 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:04.840 real answer on that. 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:06.440 I think they're trying to tell us something. 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:08.120 Yeah, it said I had a gambling problem. 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:10.360 What does that have to do with your nationality? 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:13.160 No, because the fact that he was looking up like 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:15.600 what a nationality bet for a golfer and. 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:17.280 Tailor nationality. 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:20.200 Yes, oh okay. 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:23.240 Jay was upset that Kalin Markawell was listed as American. 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:26.320 Not upset, just the fact that he's not allowed to 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:29.200 be an Asian golfer. That seems a little unfair to him. 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:30.080 But he can't be both. 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:32.520 You can't be an American. You can't be hyphenated. Sorry, 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:34.440 I didn't know we're living in Trump's America. I thought 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:35.680 we could all be who he wanted to be. 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:38.240 He can't win best Asian golfer and then lose best 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.640 American golfer in a given I disagree. 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:43.120 I disagree. I think you can be best Asian golfer 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:46.200 even though you're not a citizen of like an Asian country. 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:47.720 Has very progressive of you. I am. 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:49.880 That's who I am. I always have been wearing. 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:51.760 Your mask, golf, wearing your pink Province town shirt and 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:52.319 everything good. 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:53.160 I'm just an ally. 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:57.840 Are the roommate and kids back home. 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:00.280 Oh buddy, they are. They are back. They got back 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:04.760 last night. Yeah, the house is a lot louder now. 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:07.359 I can tell you that. Not a lot of conversations 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:13.560 between me and the dog anymore. It's yeah, they're back, yaya, great. 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:15.320 School's getting ready right around the corner. 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:17.200 I suppose, I don't know. I was supposed to get 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:21.560 Fife registered for kindergarten, yeah, and I failed at that. 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:24.280 I had like ten days to do it, and the 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:26.640 roommate told me this is exactly where all of her 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:30.440 documents are needed for the kindergarten registration. I said, okay, 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:33.600 you've got it. So like two nights before they came back, 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:37.120 I started working on it. And it's a fucking quagmire, Danny. 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:39.839 It's like a muzzle. It's impossible, like you got. I 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:42.720 don't know if Matt Damon from Goodwill Hunting could figure 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:43.480 it out. 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:45.400 What about Matt Damon from Team America. 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:48.400 No chance. But anyway, I don't know where Fifi's going 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:51.480 to kindergarten or if she is so homeschool. 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:54.680 Yeah, roommate would like, you want to fuck that kid up? 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:58.800 Yeah, she'd have a different outlook on life than her peers. 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:01.400 I can tell you that roommate won't be able to 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:03.200 have her schardonnay and play tennis. 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:05.360 That would be That would be bad for me more 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:09.240 than anyone, because if the roommate doesn't get that, how 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:12.439 long is that a week tennis? She plays tennis twice 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:16.840 a week, yeah, and drink chardonne chardonnay. I would say 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:22.480 maybe a couple more days a week, depending on who's listening. Now, 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:25.160 you know, the roommate enjoys her vino just like every 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:27.880 other soccer mom. You know, it's mommy's little helper. When 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:30.120 she does it, it's like we gotta send him to rehab. 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:31.959 But when all these moms do it, they're. 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:32.520 Like, whoa one more? 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:33.960 Whoa who is that a new rose? 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:34.920 Yeah? 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:37.600 There's fucking four bottles later, they're like, well, time to drive. 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:40.080 It's not a pill. It's not a pill problem. 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:42.640 If you live in granwech no, hell no, benzos, that's 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:45.000 fucking necessary. I have three kids. 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:50.680 Has anybody ever had a moment like Tony Romo with 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:53.760 being pulled over by the police and being forced to 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:55.520 do the walk? 0:11:56.240 --> 0:12:01.520 No, just went to jail. You you went street to jail. 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:03.760 Yes, did not passco Yeah, we talked about this, but 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:06.400 I went to jail for unreally a non traffic related defense. 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:09.800 But no, I've never had to do the walk any 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:10.800 of you. 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:15.680 No, No, never, never, nope, nope, ray O w. 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:17.360 I never never. 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:20.959 Jay You never got pulled. 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:22.760 Over for duy or owy. 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:27.120 No, I mean I've been pulled over. So's the town 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:29.520 that I'm from. In Texas, it was just, uh, you 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:31.760 could get away with No. I never been. No. They 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:35.839 would follow you home, make sure you got home all right. Yeah, 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:37.120 that's that's happened to me. A couple of times. You 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:39.720 pulled over and they're like dude, and you're like sixteen. 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:42.040 You're like, I'm right around the corner, and they say, 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:44.079 all right, I'm gonna follow you home. Go anywhere else. 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:45.600 If you are going to int a dui, the pre 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:47.880 eighteen is the time to do it. 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:48.520 Yeah. 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:49.960 That was when they changed advice. 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:52.400 They opened the change of open container laws in Texas 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:53.880 used to be able to have an open container and 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:55.440 it was no big deal. And then they were like, 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:57.920 if if the bottles even cracked, you're all going to jail. 0:12:57.960 --> 0:12:59.480 So it was a hard time. It was a hard 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:01.000 transition for everybody in the state. 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:03.360 Yeah, but how do you let somebody have an open 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:07.000 container but you're gonna pull him over for drinking or 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:10.840 operating while under the influence. Obviously you're operating under the 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:13.080 influence because you have an open container in there. 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:15.880 What about what about who's writing shotgun? Yeah, that guy 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:18.719 needs some entertainment. Radio sucks. I have a couple of 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:20.400 bruskies on the way to the game. Brother. 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:21.320 I am surprised. 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:24.679 Milwaukee is where he They seem like they would be 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:26.160 pretty lax on that sort of thing. 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:27.000 He was bombed. 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:29.520 Oh my goodness. I was bad, dude. 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:31.680 I felt bad for. 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:34.480 Him from the standpoint of it's on video. I don't 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:37.120 feel bad for him that he's driving it, you know 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:42.920 that impaired, But man, that video is there foreverever and 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:45.920 he's he thinks he's passed the test, and you know, 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:48.800 he's like, did I pass the test? And I think 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:49.760 he was just stretching. 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:59.280 They turn around and he goes, guess I felt that 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:02.520 was that was that was tough to see for anybody. 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:05.360 But if you're gonna be a knucklehead and be driving 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:08.280 and then say I'm gonna go see my grandma and grandpa. 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:10.439 Oh my god, how many times the story changed. 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:13.480 Oh, I'm coming from. 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:15.280 That's bad news, bad news, Romo, it's bad Romo. 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:22.720 I ended up going to a problem drinkers school because 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:26.920 I came home from a Reds double header where we 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:31.200 were trying to drink a beer an inning. Yeah, for 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:35.680 eighteen innings. It was one of those double headers where 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:37.480 it's not day night double header, it's like back to 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:42.560 back double headers. And so I wasn't driving, came home 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:47.920 and then somebody said, oh, there's a wedding reception up 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:51.440 at the American Legion. You want to go. So we 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:56.640 piled onto a car going down Main Street in my 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:59.960 hometown and we got pulled over. So I'm not driving, 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:03.800 but I'm on the back of a car and we're 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:06.200 going really slow, and we all had to go to 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:07.360 problem Drinkers School. 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:10.640 I had to go to Anger Management school with something similar. 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:14.240 Yeah, but I went and they gave me like I 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:16.640 had to take a test, and you know, you had 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:19.040 to show up Saturday morning. I think I had to 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:22.160 do it a couple of weekends. I'm going First of all, 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:25.680 I wasn't driving the vehicle. They said, well, you were 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:29.360 impaired on the back of a car. I go, nobody 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:32.520 tested me. You know, there was no you know, I 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:37.000 didn't get tested for duy. Can you be drunk while. 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:38.760 On a car? 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:41.120 Yeah, I don't. I'm not sure what it was. I mean, 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:43.720 it was embarrassing, and then I didn't tell my parents, 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:45.760 and then it and then it ended up in the 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:46.480 local paper. 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:48.520 No, you got read it out by. 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:56.360 He was, hey, that was not a good day. Not 0:15:56.480 --> 0:16:00.720 a good day, because you know, he got embarrassed that. Uh, 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:05.720 And I said I didn't know instead of now, it's 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:08.000 not a good answer. When you said, say I didn't 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:09.200 know it was going to make it in the paper, 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:13.400 it's I should have told you just in case it 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:15.960 got it into the newspaper. But I'm thinking, all right, 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:18.120 this is you know, I'll just go out on a 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:21.280 Saturday Saturday morning for a couple hours and we'll be 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:24.640 good with this. I didn't know that there was going 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:27.600 to be the everybody who got arrested, and uh, I 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:27.960 was right. 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:30.840 There was this a sedan, Like, were you guys just 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:32.720 like on top of Yeah? 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:35.960 Yeah, you remember what kind of car was? I do not. 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:39.280 I know that. We we drove back from the Cincinnati 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:44.760 Reds games in a oh amc oh yeah. 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:45.400 Gremlin? 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:49.680 Gremlin? Yeah yeah, I think gremlin. Wait, what's the one 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:51.720 that was kind of like an upside down bathtub? 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:54.880 Gremlin was like the hatchback looking weird thing. 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:58.760 No, it wasn't that. Then it was there was a 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:01.240 hornet Gremlin. 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:05.840 The Gremlin kind of looks like an upside down bath ub. 0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:06.760 It's pretty sweet car. 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:08.679 No it's not. I like it. 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:10.000 I've see an orange one right now. 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:10.800 Looks pretty cool. 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:11.560 Yeah. 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:17.240 No, okay, let's recap. Shay, you should not bet on 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:19.240 golf ever. I should never bet on golf again. I'm 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:26.359 an American. I love baseball. You got all your baseball right, Ray? Okay, 0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:30.320 got a couple in there, anything. 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:33.720 You're proud of a DECI top Asian golfer six under 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:37.879 on Sunday came storming back Xander top ten. That was 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:41.359 a big one. Ryan Gerard, we worked in there. Also. 0:17:41.400 --> 0:17:43.400 I have a bone to pick with everyone. I bet 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:47.800 on aldrich Port or whatever, and you guys Hotkeeter. 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:50.440 That was the one pick that. 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:53.360 I didn't give any context to because you guys said 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:55.480 there were too many words, and he shot eight over 0:17:55.640 --> 0:17:58.840 on Thursday and finishing dead last. Now I'm convinced that 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:00.520 you guys screwed me because I didn't get to do 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:02.480 my research and explain it to you guys. 0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:03.439 You're winning. 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:09.280