WEBVTT - DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested For Refusing To Pay For 'Waffle House' Tattoo

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<v Speaker 1>Solaz say the game. Don't get other shame made. You

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<v Speaker 1>are adult. It's time for donkeys to day. Donkey of

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<v Speaker 1>the day does not discriminate. I might now have the

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<v Speaker 1>song of to day. Ride out the donkey day us.

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<v Speaker 1>So we have a fire. I have to be a

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<v Speaker 1>donkey man, behave. It's a practice club, bitch. Please don't

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<v Speaker 1>keep the day today well and sharing. Uh, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what you gotta do that over right? Hit my Florida intro.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot this was Florida. My dad.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't tell you beforehand. Just give us a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you're telling them to watch out of Florida. Mia.

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<v Speaker 1>The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and

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<v Speaker 1>all of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey. The Florida

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<v Speaker 1>man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.

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<v Speaker 2>It gave him too much money.

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<v Speaker 1>Florida man is arrested after that. Say he rigged the

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<v Speaker 1>door to his home in an attempt to electric hit

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<v Speaker 1>his pregnant lights. Police arrested in Orlando man. We're talking

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<v Speaker 1>up Amada the practice club, bitchy donkey of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>which y'all im haine a guy. I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>me do ballist, y'all. Okay, donkey today for Wednesday, December

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<v Speaker 1>thirteenth goes to Max kresh Hunt Chris Kant. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pronouncing that right. Probably not. He is a thirty

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<v Speaker 1>three year old Saint Petersburg, Florida man. What does your

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<v Speaker 1>uncle Shawla always say about the great state of Florida?

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<v Speaker 1>The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and

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<v Speaker 1>all of Florida. And today is though exception. I do

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<v Speaker 1>not wake up in the morning and say, what is

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<v Speaker 1>going on in the Sunshine State? How are they gonna

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<v Speaker 1>make themselves look foolish today? That is not what I do.

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<v Speaker 1>They do it to themselves. For example, Max was arrested

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<v Speaker 1>on a petit theft charge for failing to pay for

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<v Speaker 1>a tattoo. Yes there's a tattoo. Paula called ink Gods,

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<v Speaker 1>and at ink Gods, Max got attacked. Okay, that tack

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<v Speaker 1>was two hundred and fifty dollars. Now, look, times is hard.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not judging anybody for what they do to survive.

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<v Speaker 1>You're still two hundred and fifty dollars worth of groceries.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand, actually overstand, but getting a tattoo that's not

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<v Speaker 1>a means of survival. Okay, this is the type of

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<v Speaker 1>thing you know you do at eighteen eighteen, early twenties,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe steal a tattoo, but at thirty three, there is

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely zero reason for you to be stealing a tattoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm shocked these tattoo paulos don't make you pay

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<v Speaker 1>before they do their job. But it's Florida, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not expecting anything to make sense. Now, I could in

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<v Speaker 1>Donkey of the Day right here, because being arrested on

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<v Speaker 1>a batit theft charge for failing to pay a tattoo

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<v Speaker 1>pauler is he hall worthy? But that would kind of

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<v Speaker 1>leave the people wanting more. Would kind of feel like

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<v Speaker 1>the slow News Day, say, there has to be more

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<v Speaker 1>to this story. Right, of course it is. It's Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like to know what the tattoo was that

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<v Speaker 1>Max got? Would you like to know the tat was

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred and fifty dollars Okay, the tat that he

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<v Speaker 1>decided not to pay for, the tat that he got

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<v Speaker 1>arrested for not paying for, would you like to hear

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<v Speaker 1>what the tattoo was, Let's go to TVC News for

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<v Speaker 1>the report. Please.

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<v Speaker 2>Florida man who received a waffle house tattoo was taken

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<v Speaker 2>to jail for failing to pay for it. According to

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<v Speaker 2>an arrest staff of David, thirty three year old Max

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<v Speaker 2>Cant was arrested on.

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<v Speaker 1>A petty theft charge.

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<v Speaker 2>Deputies were called to Ink Gods in Saint Petersburg after

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<v Speaker 2>kresh Camp what a Name received the two hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>fifty dollars tattoo. Pretty cheap if you ask me, But

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<v Speaker 2>when it was time to pay, he allegedly did not

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<v Speaker 2>have his debit card. He reportedly could not provide proof

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<v Speaker 2>of having two hundred and fifty bucks in his bank account,

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<v Speaker 2>and allegedly refused to pay the bill after he was

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<v Speaker 2>given multiple options. In his bag, he did have six

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<v Speaker 2>dollars and his driver's license. He was booked into the

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<v Speaker 2>Panelas County jail and released the next day on one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and fifty dollars bond. I have no idea where

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<v Speaker 2>that money came from. For TBC News, I'm very white.

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<v Speaker 1>Max got a two hundred and fifty dollars waffle House

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<v Speaker 1>tattoo that he didn't pay for. Now, I've heard of

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<v Speaker 1>people walking out on a waffle House bill, but a

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<v Speaker 1>waffle House tattoo, this is a new one. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>dropping the clues bombs full waffle House. Let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you something about waffle House. You can't tell me nothing

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<v Speaker 1>about waffle House. Waffle House is a cultural institution down South.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing brings you joy more than when you leaving a

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<v Speaker 1>club at two something in the morning in a small

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<v Speaker 1>country town. You're drunk, you on drugs, and you see

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<v Speaker 1>that giant yellow sign. Okay, good food, pretty decent service,

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<v Speaker 1>great prices, over sixty years of excellence. You haven't really

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<v Speaker 1>experienced life until you've had an all star special. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you not even really living for real because you never

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<v Speaker 1>had a peek Han waffle. I don't even eat cheese

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<v Speaker 1>a beef anymore, but I remember what that cheese steak

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<v Speaker 1>omelet from waffle House tastes like. And when you put

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<v Speaker 1>your when you put your jelly on the toast and

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<v Speaker 1>just enough jelly falls into your grits, you just mix

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<v Speaker 1>it all together, eat it. There are words for that. Fantastic, tremendous, remarkable, outstanding, terrific, extraordinary.

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<v Speaker 1>I own a thesaurus, and we ain't even talk about

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<v Speaker 1>the Texas Paddy Melt with them Hash browns. Okay, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't talk about the paddy Melt with the hash the

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<v Speaker 1>way Pepper and the Madrigal family don't talk about Bruno

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<v Speaker 1>and in conto, all I'm saying is waffle House's top

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<v Speaker 1>tail grade A the one not to two. Don't play

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<v Speaker 1>with him, drop on the clues bomb for waffle House.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't know what, but I'm not getting a waffle House tattoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay on a niggatory scale of one to the Zeus network,

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<v Speaker 1>getting the waffle House tattoo or not paying for it

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<v Speaker 1>is a strong eight point five. Now. As you heard

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<v Speaker 1>in the news report, or maybe you didn't hear in

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<v Speaker 1>the news report, Max claimed he could not pay for

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<v Speaker 1>the tattoo because he did not have his debit card

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<v Speaker 1>with him. He also failed to provide proof that he

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<v Speaker 1>had two hundred and fifty dollars in his bank account

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<v Speaker 1>and refused to pay the money after being offered multiple

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<v Speaker 1>payment options. When police searched his bag, they found six

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<v Speaker 1>dollars in his driver's license. It's only one thing left

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<v Speaker 1>to do. We must play a game, guess what rice it?

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<v Speaker 1>Max Cretchcamp, thirty three years old to Florida got a

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<v Speaker 1>tattoo at the waffle house sign, refused to pay for it,

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<v Speaker 1>then said it was because he didn't have his debit

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<v Speaker 1>card and couldn't provide proof of two hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 1>dollars in his bank account. Lauren Lrossa, guess what racy is?

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<v Speaker 3>He is bonnit black?

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<v Speaker 1>Ooh ooh, said that with a lot of confidence, Lauren

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<v Speaker 1>would make you think he bonned black.

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't. I just feel like we just we

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<v Speaker 3>waffle house sus. It's just that's just where it's at. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>the way that we thought about whitefas when I was

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<v Speaker 3>at Dell State, somebody would have got a tattoo. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know how people white people felt about whitefles dj Envy.

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<v Speaker 1>Max Krezcant, thirty three years old of Florida got a

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<v Speaker 1>tattoo at the waffle house signed, refused to pay for it,

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<v Speaker 1>then said it was because he didn't have his debit

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<v Speaker 1>card and couldn't provide proof of tow hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 1>dollars in his bank account. Guess what racy is? Southern

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<v Speaker 1>black Sun. First of all, I'm southern black. What the

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<v Speaker 1>hell that means? That's bonnit black. Yeah, well, let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you something Queens, New York, And let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you something Delaware, Delaware. Let me tell you something. Max

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<v Speaker 1>Crebs can't is caucasion type people. Okay, casion, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>He's call casion on the census. He's from Florida, which

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<v Speaker 1>means he's a nigga. Everybody in Florida is okay? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Please give Max Crebs can't the biggest he hull, Like, oh.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, I think it's so weird that people waffle

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<v Speaker 3>House or anything I have seasoning couldn't even touch house.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even have. I'm not having no conversation with

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<v Speaker 1>No New York about no waffle House.

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<v Speaker 3>You wouldn't understand the fact that y'all drunk go to

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<v Speaker 3>I Hop willingly is just.

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<v Speaker 4>Like bro, I don't like I Hop the pancakes a

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<v Speaker 4>fluffy nice.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like me discussing that chopped rat meat, saying what

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<v Speaker 1>y'all be eating?

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<v Speaker 3>What's the Yeah, why y'all don't just go to Philly

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<v Speaker 3>and the cheese.

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<v Speaker 4>Steak If we want to drive to and a half

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<v Speaker 4>hours the Philly after the club cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody to dagas we do a chop cheese.

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<v Speaker 4>We go to bow Daggas we get bacon, egg and cheese.

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<v Speaker 4>We get sausage, egg and cheese and with the bacon

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<v Speaker 4>ie hop is no rudy to d fresh and fruity.

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<v Speaker 3>Bacon, egg and cheese. And Melbourn's is like, those are

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<v Speaker 3>my favorite things.

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<v Speaker 4>Chris club, I said, breakfast, breakfast sample from a hop,

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<v Speaker 4>No bro pigs in a blanket and they put the

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<v Speaker 4>sausage in the pancakes.

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<v Speaker 1>And little can you do that? Norfolk? You didn't go

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<v Speaker 1>to I went to Hampton, Man to Hampton and we

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<v Speaker 1>had an eye hop. I have been great. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>mad at that, but it ain't no house. It's something

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<v Speaker 1>about waffle house grease that soaks up alcohol in a

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<v Speaker 1>different way. So was your right?

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<v Speaker 4>And why the flaws in waffle house always slippery when.

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<v Speaker 1>The fight breaks up? It's actually a security member. Y'all

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<v Speaker 1>know that. Two things that y'all know about w house.

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<v Speaker 1>House doesn't have locks on the doors because it's always open,

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<v Speaker 1>and they keep the floor slippery on purpose to keep

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<v Speaker 1>people from fighting.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, they also always keep the tables there.

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<v Speaker 1>But you should believe me when I'm lying.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, all right, well, thank you for that donkey today. Now,

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<v Speaker 4>when we come back, we have Senator Nina Turner. She'll

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<v Speaker 4>be joining us and we're gonna kick it with her

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<v Speaker 4>when we come back. So don't go Anywhere's the Breakfast Club?

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning the Breakfast Club.