Speaker 1: Solaz say the game. Don't get other shame made. You
Speaker 1: are adult. It's time for donkeys to day. Donkey of
Speaker 1: the day does not discriminate. I might now have the
Speaker 1: song of to day. Ride out the donkey day us.
Speaker 1: So we have a fire. I have to be a
Speaker 1: donkey man, behave. It's a practice club, bitch. Please don't
Speaker 1: keep the day today well and sharing. Uh, you know
Speaker 1: what you gotta do that over right? Hit my Florida intro.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot this was Florida. My dad.
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you beforehand. Just give us a second.
Speaker 1: Make sure you're telling them to watch out of Florida. Mia.
Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
Speaker 1: all of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey. The Florida
Speaker 1: man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.
Speaker 2: It gave him too much money.
Speaker 1: Florida man is arrested after that. Say he rigged the
Speaker 1: door to his home in an attempt to electric hit
Speaker 1: his pregnant lights. Police arrested in Orlando man. We're talking
Speaker 1: up Amada the practice club, bitchy donkey of the day,
Speaker 1: which y'all im haine a guy. I don't know why
Speaker 1: y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. It's not
Speaker 1: me do ballist, y'all. Okay, donkey today for Wednesday, December
Speaker 1: thirteenth goes to Max kresh Hunt Chris Kant. I think
Speaker 1: I'm pronouncing that right. Probably not. He is a thirty
Speaker 1: three year old Saint Petersburg, Florida man. What does your
Speaker 1: uncle Shawla always say about the great state of Florida?
Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
Speaker 1: all of Florida. And today is though exception. I do
Speaker 1: not wake up in the morning and say, what is
Speaker 1: going on in the Sunshine State? How are they gonna
Speaker 1: make themselves look foolish today? That is not what I do.
Speaker 1: They do it to themselves. For example, Max was arrested
Speaker 1: on a petit theft charge for failing to pay for
Speaker 1: a tattoo. Yes there's a tattoo. Paula called ink Gods,
Speaker 1: and at ink Gods, Max got attacked. Okay, that tack
Speaker 1: was two hundred and fifty dollars. Now, look, times is hard.
Speaker 1: I'm not judging anybody for what they do to survive.
Speaker 1: You're still two hundred and fifty dollars worth of groceries.
Speaker 1: I understand, actually overstand, but getting a tattoo that's not
Speaker 1: a means of survival. Okay, this is the type of
Speaker 1: thing you know you do at eighteen eighteen, early twenties,
Speaker 1: maybe steal a tattoo, but at thirty three, there is
Speaker 1: absolutely zero reason for you to be stealing a tattoo.
Speaker 1: Now I'm shocked these tattoo paulos don't make you pay
Speaker 1: before they do their job. But it's Florida, so I'm
Speaker 1: not expecting anything to make sense. Now, I could in
Speaker 1: Donkey of the Day right here, because being arrested on
Speaker 1: a batit theft charge for failing to pay a tattoo
Speaker 1: pauler is he hall worthy? But that would kind of
Speaker 1: leave the people wanting more. Would kind of feel like
Speaker 1: the slow News Day, say, there has to be more
Speaker 1: to this story. Right, of course it is. It's Florida.
Speaker 1: Would you like to know what the tattoo was that
Speaker 1: Max got? Would you like to know the tat was
Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars Okay, the tat that he
Speaker 1: decided not to pay for, the tat that he got
Speaker 1: arrested for not paying for, would you like to hear
Speaker 1: what the tattoo was, Let's go to TVC News for
Speaker 1: the report. Please.
Speaker 2: Florida man who received a waffle house tattoo was taken
Speaker 2: to jail for failing to pay for it. According to
Speaker 2: an arrest staff of David, thirty three year old Max
Speaker 2: Cant was arrested on.
Speaker 1: A petty theft charge.
Speaker 2: Deputies were called to Ink Gods in Saint Petersburg after
Speaker 2: kresh Camp what a Name received the two hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty dollars tattoo. Pretty cheap if you ask me, But
Speaker 2: when it was time to pay, he allegedly did not
Speaker 2: have his debit card. He reportedly could not provide proof
Speaker 2: of having two hundred and fifty bucks in his bank account,
Speaker 2: and allegedly refused to pay the bill after he was
Speaker 2: given multiple options. In his bag, he did have six
Speaker 2: dollars and his driver's license. He was booked into the
Speaker 2: Panelas County jail and released the next day on one
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars bond. I have no idea where
Speaker 2: that money came from. For TBC News, I'm very white.
Speaker 1: Max got a two hundred and fifty dollars waffle House
Speaker 1: tattoo that he didn't pay for. Now, I've heard of
Speaker 1: people walking out on a waffle House bill, but a
Speaker 1: waffle House tattoo, this is a new one. First of all,
Speaker 1: dropping the clues bombs full waffle House. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something about waffle House. You can't tell me nothing
Speaker 1: about waffle House. Waffle House is a cultural institution down South.
Speaker 1: Nothing brings you joy more than when you leaving a
Speaker 1: club at two something in the morning in a small
Speaker 1: country town. You're drunk, you on drugs, and you see
Speaker 1: that giant yellow sign. Okay, good food, pretty decent service,
Speaker 1: great prices, over sixty years of excellence. You haven't really
Speaker 1: experienced life until you've had an all star special. Okay,
Speaker 1: you not even really living for real because you never
Speaker 1: had a peek Han waffle. I don't even eat cheese
Speaker 1: a beef anymore, but I remember what that cheese steak
Speaker 1: omelet from waffle House tastes like. And when you put
Speaker 1: your when you put your jelly on the toast and
Speaker 1: just enough jelly falls into your grits, you just mix
Speaker 1: it all together, eat it. There are words for that. Fantastic, tremendous, remarkable, outstanding, terrific, extraordinary.
Speaker 1: I own a thesaurus, and we ain't even talk about
Speaker 1: the Texas Paddy Melt with them Hash browns. Okay, we
Speaker 1: don't talk about the paddy Melt with the hash the
Speaker 1: way Pepper and the Madrigal family don't talk about Bruno
Speaker 1: and in conto, all I'm saying is waffle House's top
Speaker 1: tail grade A the one not to two. Don't play
Speaker 1: with him, drop on the clues bomb for waffle House.
Speaker 1: Ain't know what, but I'm not getting a waffle House tattoo.
Speaker 1: Okay on a niggatory scale of one to the Zeus network,
Speaker 1: getting the waffle House tattoo or not paying for it
Speaker 1: is a strong eight point five. Now. As you heard
Speaker 1: in the news report, or maybe you didn't hear in
Speaker 1: the news report, Max claimed he could not pay for
Speaker 1: the tattoo because he did not have his debit card
Speaker 1: with him. He also failed to provide proof that he
Speaker 1: had two hundred and fifty dollars in his bank account
Speaker 1: and refused to pay the money after being offered multiple
Speaker 1: payment options. When police searched his bag, they found six
Speaker 1: dollars in his driver's license. It's only one thing left
Speaker 1: to do. We must play a game, guess what rice it?
Speaker 1: Max Cretchcamp, thirty three years old to Florida got a
Speaker 1: tattoo at the waffle house sign, refused to pay for it,
Speaker 1: then said it was because he didn't have his debit
Speaker 1: card and couldn't provide proof of two hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: dollars in his bank account. Lauren Lrossa, guess what racy is?
Speaker 3: He is bonnit black?
Speaker 1: Ooh ooh, said that with a lot of confidence, Lauren
Speaker 1: would make you think he bonned black.
Speaker 3: I just don't. I just feel like we just we
Speaker 3: waffle house sus. It's just that's just where it's at. Okay,
Speaker 3: the way that we thought about whitefas when I was
Speaker 3: at Dell State, somebody would have got a tattoo. I
Speaker 3: don't know how people white people felt about whitefles dj Envy.
Speaker 1: Max Krezcant, thirty three years old of Florida got a
Speaker 1: tattoo at the waffle house signed, refused to pay for it,
Speaker 1: then said it was because he didn't have his debit
Speaker 1: card and couldn't provide proof of tow hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: dollars in his bank account. Guess what racy is? Southern
Speaker 1: black Sun. First of all, I'm southern black. What the
Speaker 1: hell that means? That's bonnit black. Yeah, well, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something Queens, New York, And let me tell
Speaker 1: you something Delaware, Delaware. Let me tell you something. Max
Speaker 1: Crebs can't is caucasion type people. Okay, casion, all right,
Speaker 1: He's call casion on the census. He's from Florida, which
Speaker 1: means he's a nigga. Everybody in Florida is okay? All right?
Speaker 1: All right? Please give Max Crebs can't the biggest he hull, Like, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, I think it's so weird that people waffle
Speaker 3: House or anything I have seasoning couldn't even touch house.
Speaker 1: I don't even have. I'm not having no conversation with
Speaker 1: No New York about no waffle House.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't understand the fact that y'all drunk go to
Speaker 3: I Hop willingly is just.
Speaker 4: Like bro, I don't like I Hop the pancakes a
Speaker 4: fluffy nice.
Speaker 1: That's like me discussing that chopped rat meat, saying what
Speaker 1: y'all be eating?
Speaker 3: What's the Yeah, why y'all don't just go to Philly
Speaker 3: and the cheese.
Speaker 4: Steak If we want to drive to and a half
Speaker 4: hours the Philly after the club cheese.
Speaker 1: Nobody to dagas we do a chop cheese.
Speaker 4: We go to bow Daggas we get bacon, egg and cheese.
Speaker 4: We get sausage, egg and cheese and with the bacon
Speaker 4: ie hop is no rudy to d fresh and fruity.
Speaker 3: Bacon, egg and cheese. And Melbourn's is like, those are
Speaker 3: my favorite things.
Speaker 4: Chris club, I said, breakfast, breakfast sample from a hop,
Speaker 4: No bro pigs in a blanket and they put the
Speaker 4: sausage in the pancakes.
Speaker 1: And little can you do that? Norfolk? You didn't go
Speaker 1: to I went to Hampton, Man to Hampton and we
Speaker 1: had an eye hop. I have been great. I'm not
Speaker 1: mad at that, but it ain't no house. It's something
Speaker 1: about waffle house grease that soaks up alcohol in a
Speaker 1: different way. So was your right?
Speaker 4: And why the flaws in waffle house always slippery when.
Speaker 1: The fight breaks up? It's actually a security member. Y'all
Speaker 1: know that. Two things that y'all know about w house.
Speaker 1: House doesn't have locks on the doors because it's always open,
Speaker 1: and they keep the floor slippery on purpose to keep
Speaker 1: people from fighting.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they also always keep the tables there.
Speaker 1: But you should believe me when I'm lying.
Speaker 4: All right, all right, well, thank you for that donkey today. Now,
Speaker 4: when we come back, we have Senator Nina Turner. She'll
Speaker 4: be joining us and we're gonna kick it with her
Speaker 4: when we come back. So don't go Anywhere's the Breakfast Club?
Speaker 4: Good morning the Breakfast Club.