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Speaker 1: Scott you ready, oh, KURTI b I am so ready

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Speaker 1: to laugh and laugh and loaf. We have a very

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Speaker 1: special episode today.

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Speaker 2: We really do here.

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Speaker 3: It is Spanish woman emerges after spending five hundred days

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Speaker 1: All right, it's time to wake up and smell a

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Speaker 1: brand new episode of Bananas World.

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Speaker 2: Would you believe.

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Speaker 4: Your mind? Nocillion pieces would.

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Speaker 5: Ba ba ba banana.

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Speaker 3: Ba Guys, gals, non binary palace, Welcome to Bananas. Sitting

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Speaker 3: across from me is award winning screenwriter best screenwriter uh

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Speaker 3: ever lived according to Screenwriters Magazine.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Scottie Landing.

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Speaker 1: That is absolutely all factually true. And across from me

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Speaker 1: is my bff, Kurt Kurdie b Brown Oler. What's up? Man?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Are you standing? It looks like you're

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Speaker 2: I'm at my standing desk. I'm doing good.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna plug Scottie to everybody. Go Memorial Day weekend

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Speaker 3: and go see his movie The Machine.

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Speaker 1: Yes, please, you're gonna love it.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna love it. It's gonna be very very funny.

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Speaker 1: Plus, the writers probably on strike when this comes out,

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Speaker 1: So support me in your own way by knowing I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna get paid for months and months and months.

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Speaker 1: Go see the machine theaters around the world, May twenty ninth.

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Speaker 3: And come come and then come immediately, immediately, come see

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Speaker 3: me in DC June first, second, and third at Comedy Draft.

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Speaker 1: Tsks still the Nation Capital.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm so excited about our guest today.

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Speaker 1: New York friends, old school.

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Speaker 3: New York friends, old school friends. They're they're they're actors,

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Speaker 3: they're writers, medians, they're produce.

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Speaker 2: Wow, they have a new podcast.

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Speaker 1: Tell me about it.

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Speaker 2: Comes out June thirteenth.

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Speaker 1: That's coming up. That is not last week.

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Speaker 2: From iHeart Money, I mean.

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Speaker 3: From my heart and big money players. Uh called Born

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Speaker 3: to Love and I just did it and it's delightful,

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Speaker 3: wonderful folks. Please welcome to the show, Scott Eckert and

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Speaker 3: Ellie Kemper.

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Speaker 6: Yes, Hi guys, Hello, Hello, thanks for having Hi.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for having us. Kurt and Scottie, thank you

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Speaker 5: so much.

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Speaker 3: We have known you guys for a very very long time.

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Speaker 3: It's been at least fifteen years for me.

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Speaker 5: It's been over a decade for all of us. Some

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Speaker 5: some border verging on two decades.

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Speaker 1: Double decade.

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Speaker 4: I think double deck.

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Speaker 2: I definitely think I knew you guys in two thousand

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Speaker 2: and three.

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Speaker 5: You didn't, Yeah, you did. So that's two decades. That's

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Speaker 5: two solid years. Depending on when your I mean two

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Speaker 5: solid decades after nine to eleven, and depending on when

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Speaker 5: you're listening to this, it might have been thirty years ago.

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Speaker 1: True.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's terrifying.

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Speaker 3: I've never even I always think of podcasts as immediately disposable,

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Speaker 3: but the fact that they do simply live forever.

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Speaker 6: There's someone a hundred years from now who's doing their

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Speaker 6: PhD thesis on bananas and it's like an old, musty library.

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Speaker 6: The machines have taken over and they're hearing these words

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Speaker 6: so fin that CA's it will be one hundred and

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: He has to like stand near a machine and it

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Speaker 3: just goes into his implants and he just like hears

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Speaker 5: Yea.

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Speaker 1: I had a thought this morning. I read an article

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Speaker 1: and then I had the thought like, how many years

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Speaker 6: A year right, a year?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, YouTube sort of has it. I think now YouTube

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Speaker 2: What's going on? You're five years old?

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Speaker 5: Yea?

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Speaker 6: How do you know about it?

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Speaker 4: That that messes me up? Like how do they know?

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Speaker 6: I think that what's upsetting. I think it's more upsetting

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Speaker 6: but they're watching it.

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Speaker 4: With commercials that's nice. So they're watching like.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly right, definitely there are Yeah, that's really that's cute, Scott. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 5: your little story was cute and not at all embarrassing.

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Speaker 6: Great, that was it.

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Speaker 4: That was the takeaway.

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Speaker 6: That's exactly.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's a delight to see you both. Do you

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Speaker 2: This is fascinating. I was blown away by this. Here

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Speaker 3: Alyssa was sent in by a lot of an animals.

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Speaker 3: Say they are the best in the biz. Sam Jones,

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Speaker 3: Thank you Sam. He's in Madrid. Can follow Sam at

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Speaker 1: I've heard of that.

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Speaker 3: After spending five hundred days alone in a dark cave

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Speaker 3: I wasn't expecting there to be so much interest. Oh bullshit,

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Speaker 3: that was one of Flamini's rare miscalculations on Saturday. On Saturday,

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Speaker 3: On November twentieth of twenty twenty one, three months before

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Speaker 1: That's definitely the most true.

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Speaker 2: Specific There are cave people right now.

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Speaker 3: You know, no one's constantly bringing them fluid. Flamini told

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Speaker 3: The key, she added, was consistency. For me, at least

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Speaker 3: hundred days. Yeah, she's just like she's cooking, she's drawing, she's.

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Speaker 2: You know, always paying attention.

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Speaker 2: She stayed fit. She plowed through sixty books.

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Speaker 3: She used two cameras to chronicle experience for forthcoming documentary,

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Speaker 2: The flies. The flies, the flies. She said, there was

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Speaker 4: Six after sixty five days.

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Speaker 1: She's cleaner than you think.

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Speaker 4: That's her coming out.

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Speaker 2: Yes, she's so happy.

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Speaker 2: The researchers saw all these scientists.

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Speaker 6: She's she's a crazy lady, likes doing extreme things. They

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Speaker 6: They watch her, They like measure her poops, Like I don't.

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Speaker 3: Also, she was told she told everybody before she went in.

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Speaker 3: She was like, I am not to be informed of anything,

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Speaker 2: Want to stay in your cave. If I need you

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 4: I despise this woman. I think that she is.

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Speaker 5: She's this is one of the most selfish acts I

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Speaker 4: All she's doing is.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. I love love. I don't know how she

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Speaker 5: Doesn't want to be informed of anything that might burden her.

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Speaker 5: I mean this like, yeah, I'll sign up. I mean like,

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Speaker 6: Are wen It's like a.

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Speaker 5: Scott, you saw her, You just she looks, she looks vibrant,

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Speaker 5: she's glowing like she's never been happier.

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Speaker 4: She loves it. She wants to go back.

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Speaker 2: She wants to go back.

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Speaker 4: She was alone, she had books. I didn't know she had.

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Speaker 1: I was.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she had light to read.

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Speaker 6: Your concern with this woman is that she wasn't hardcore enough.

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Speaker 4: That's exactly right, Scott, That's exactly right.

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Speaker 1: This is cool.

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Speaker 2: I did not expect that.

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Speaker 4: Take guys, maybe it's where I am in my life.

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Speaker 5: But to go into a cave for five hundred days, okay, yes, being.

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Speaker 2: A parent, that's called being a parent.

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Speaker 5: That's called being a parent. And you're in like I was, Scott.

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Speaker 5: I know for some reason you're still thinking about she

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Speaker 4: I can tell.

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Speaker 6: She's a freeloader, right, She's a freeloader, having mable ring

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Speaker 1: An airbnb.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she has no responsibilities, she has none.

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Speaker 4: So anyway, sorry, guys, is this not where? Where where

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Speaker 1: My feeling is this? Think about those flies and what

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Speaker 1: She's like, it was horrible. Those guys think saw a monster,

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Speaker 4: Yep, yep.

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Speaker 1: So I'm team flies on this.

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Speaker 4: I'm on the fly side.

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Speaker 6: Have you guys seen the show Alone that shows fantastic?

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Speaker 6: This sounds like a more hardcore version of that show.

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Speaker 6: They send people out in the middle of the woods

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Speaker 6: end up starving, and then it's basically like who can

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Speaker 6: starve the longest contest? Yes, but what ends up driving

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Speaker 6: What I love about it is that it exists. I

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Speaker 6: They talk to the camera. The camera is there, Wilson.

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Speaker 6: So you see people at their most bear It's fantastic.

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Speaker 3: And that's only one hundred days, Like the most anyone's

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Speaker 2: But also she wasn't starving, so.

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Speaker 4: She was right.

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Speaker 6: That's the things she.

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Speaker 3: Had books and food delivered to her. Yeah, squeeze food

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Speaker 5: But I do yes, Well, please please, you are a guest.

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Speaker 1: I would love for you.

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Speaker 5: To I was just going to say that I think

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Speaker 2: You dare walk back your perspective. This woman is a

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Speaker 4: Jo's tax dollars.

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Speaker 6: Wait a minute, she loved it.

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Speaker 1: I remember watching Castaway the first time and until he

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Speaker 1: this guy struck gold. This is the dream. I was

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Speaker 1: like Tom Hanks, you lucky sob And then when his

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Speaker 1: and now I understand why this would be so bad.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, here's one that's We don't normally do these, but

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Speaker 1: Monique Laboard, which is a great name. Thank you, Monique

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Speaker 1: la Board. This is a Craigslist post. You three are performers,

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Speaker 1: you three are actors. I you know, times are tough

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Speaker 1: Craigslist ad that was sent to Bananas Party actors fifty

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, here's the app seeking several actors

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Speaker 1: for a party. This is a fortieth birthday party and

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Speaker 1: there will be a lot of fun and cool people.

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Speaker 1: No dogs or kids already. Here we go hoping you

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Speaker 1: can join somewhere between four and eight pm, just for

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Speaker 1: one hour. It will be in our backyard see the

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Speaker 1: image below, normal looking backyard. The roles will be very simple.

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Speaker 1: Here are some basic guidelines of it. Feel free to

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Speaker 1: invent your own role. The roles are very simple. H

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Speaker 1: Number one an old man in pajamas. He walks around

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Speaker 1: The rant can be about anything he wants. He rants

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Speaker 1: his soapbox an hour businessman in a suit number two.

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Speaker 6: Yes that's what they wear.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. He walks around the party checking his watch and

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Speaker 1: who's writing this ad. He looks like he's waiting for

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Speaker 1: Now that is those straight. But he doesn't need to

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Speaker 4: Uh okay, all right, that's a lot of.

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Speaker 1: We're bordering in racism here.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know if we're bordered, I think we're

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Speaker 1: Okay, fake the Asian businessman and TV stuff stereotype isn't funny?

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Speaker 1: Go Norwegian? Way funnier businessman? U three A boxer prepping

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Speaker 4: You, guys, interest.

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Speaker 1: Peaked, jump rope, maybe do a few curls in shadow box.

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Speaker 1: on for six more but I'll read the two more.

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Speaker 2: There's six more of them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there, and then the last one idea.

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Speaker 2: Is it still coming up? I think can this party

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Speaker 1: I think it a fit.

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Speaker 4: Kurt, Scottie and Scott all right, all right, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Here's one that if you live in Los Angeles, there

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Speaker 1: Reaper Kurt. He walks around the party in point to

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Speaker 3: I kind of want to do this, Scotty, but like,

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Speaker 3: I'll find the guy. We should do this, but also

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Speaker 3: we should, like we should play up like what he's

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Speaker 3: gonna get from a craigslistsad like this, like just well

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Speaker 3: that's straight up lunatic.

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Speaker 4: Well that's right.

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Speaker 2: We should just be straight up lunatics at the party.

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Speaker 5: Because how are they vetting these actors or I don't

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Speaker 4: Guys. I'm upset again. I mean, I don't know what's

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Speaker 5: These news items are destroying me. I'm having a day

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Speaker 5: of it. I'm in the cave. I'm out of the cave.

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Speaker 4: I'm at the Eagle Rock party is that where it.

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Speaker 3: Was I want to go to this party? Also, how

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Speaker 3: many how many money is this? This is five hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: come in. I'm happy to hear your ideas. Let me

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Speaker 1: know if you have a good one and a costume

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Speaker 1: to go with it. We will be a on Saturday

449
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Speaker 1: afternoon to discuss. If you have any ideas that sound

450
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Speaker 1: like a fun way to spend an hour, mix musy money,

451
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Speaker 1: send us a note thanks. This is this is it is.

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Speaker 6: It has been in but it sounds like an amazing party.

453
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Speaker 6: I want to go to the.

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Speaker 1: I want to.

455
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Speaker 6: I want to be in it.

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Speaker 1: I want to I.

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Speaker 6: Want to be an attendee, like I want to have

458
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Speaker 6: a role. I also want to just see what happens.

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Speaker 5: But all all of the characters are there at the

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Speaker 5: same for the same hour, right yes, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh maybe not maybe the No.

462
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Speaker 1: Four and eight pm for just an hour or so

463
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Speaker 1: in our background.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, so they are sed they're scattered.

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Speaker 4: They're scattered throughout.

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Speaker 6: It's like an improvised I don't know more. But in

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Speaker 6: someone's backyard, right.

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Speaker 2: It reminds me, honestly, it reminds me of that.

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Speaker 3: There's a I think you should leave sketch where there's

470
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Speaker 3: an impersonator walking around the party and he keeps slapping people,

471
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Speaker 3: and then he's.

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Speaker 2: Like, the guy's there, He's like, he's he's allowed to

473
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Speaker 2: hit people. He's aloud to hit you didn't pay enough,

474
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Speaker 2: He's allowed to hit people. He's just fucking.

475
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Speaker 6: Just smacking random people. It makes me laugh so hard.

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Speaker 5: I am so concerned about the guests getting drunk and

477
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Speaker 5: harassing the characters. Yes, I'm I'm I'm concerned about.

478
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Speaker 6: Yes, you're listing reasons that it would be a fun

479
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Speaker 6: party to go. Oh, well, that's true.

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Speaker 4: Also true, also true.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, as long as everyone is safe, I guess.

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Speaker 5: But to me as a guest, I don't know how

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Speaker 5: entertaining that sounds.

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Speaker 2: There is a level of exploitation that is not cool.

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Speaker 4: Yes, well that's just it.

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Speaker 1: But they're pright. Is it different than being a clown

487
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Speaker 1: or a magician, or or a juggler or something out

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Speaker 1: of correct? You know, it's kind of I think it

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Speaker 1: is depends on how.

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Speaker 2: Cool the people are at the party.

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Speaker 4: Well, they've been We've been told that they're very cool, right.

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Speaker 1: Extremely cool people. Yeah, it's it's a fortieth birthday party.

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Speaker 1: There will be a lot of fun and cool people.

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Speaker 1: Just no kids are dogs, So do we fe as dogs?

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Speaker 6: An alternate hypothesis is not that this is like the

496
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Speaker 6: most fun party and these people are being An alternate

497
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Speaker 6: hypothesis is it's the loneliest fortieth birthday ever.

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 6: Do we think that that that the person alone by

500
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Speaker 6: themselves who lives in that house just wants some friends

501
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Speaker 6: for the fortieth birthday?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I love that.

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Speaker 4: I mean that.

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Speaker 6: Don't you feel guilty? No?

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Speaker 4: No, you know I put it. I put as I

506
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Speaker 4: often do.

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Speaker 5: I'm putting a positive spin on it, because good for

508
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Speaker 5: him for reaching out, for being his own, for putting

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Speaker 5: out his own life vote or whatever.

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Speaker 4: This however that's.

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Speaker 1: Saying goes whe gets oiled.

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Speaker 4: That's it.

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Speaker 1: That's it that Elly.

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Speaker 3: I really do like Ellie always comes in with the

515
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Speaker 3: biggest hatred for the idea and then the super positive

516
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Speaker 3: is good by the end.

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Speaker 5: That's just it. That's how I approach. But I mean, listen,

518
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Speaker 5: that is the circle of life. You got to come

519
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Speaker 5: in with a hot hatred, and then and then.

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Speaker 4: And then just let it sit for a minute, live

521
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Speaker 4: and learn.

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Speaker 1: Let you learn, Ellie, maybe be the woman who emerged

523
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Speaker 1: from McKay after five hundred days at this party and

524
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Speaker 1: only speaks to people.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what I will. I'm to be honest.

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Speaker 5: Of the characters named, Grim Reaper, number one inarguably the.

527
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Speaker 4: Best, but mostly because you don't the lift.

528
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Speaker 5: The lift is so light, it's you just are walking

529
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Speaker 5: around and you don't have to talk, but.

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Speaker 6: You have to. I mean, do you do or do

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Speaker 6: not have to dress as a Grim Reaper, because if

532
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Speaker 6: you were just dressed as a normal person randomly pointing

533
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Speaker 6: at people ominously, I'm also into that.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the point is almost maybe scarier, scarier.

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Speaker 6: I mean a guy doesn't. Yes, someone who talks and

536
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Speaker 6: just menacingly one by one points at people one at

537
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Speaker 6: a time and you don't know why. I mean, I

538
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Speaker 6: would like to do that. I don't want to. I

539
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Speaker 6: don't want to wear a black cloak and carry a

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Speaker 6: scythe scythe scythe Yeah, I think, yeah, I'm not going

541
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Speaker 6: to wait into that.

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Speaker 4: It's like.

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Speaker 5: Michael, that's my husband was walking down Hollywood Boulevard.

544
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Speaker 4: Was you know by right by.

545
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Speaker 5: It's very nice area. It's by Hollywood and like Highland,

546
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 5: like that area. Oh maybe it was sunset, it doesn't matter.

547
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 5: It was a busy street a hot day, and he

548
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Speaker 5: was walking to Ralph's the supermarket, and.

549
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Speaker 4: An old man with a long beard looked right at

550
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Speaker 4: him and went like this, and this is that.

551
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Speaker 6: You guys can't see me for an audio only format.

552
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 2: Ellie is holding her fingers to her lips and shushing.

553
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Speaker 5: I lifted my index finger to my lips, and I said,

554
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Speaker 5: and it reminded me.

555
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Speaker 4: It's reminding me of the Grim Reaper. What did that

556
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Speaker 4: man know?

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Speaker 1: The susher is a great character for a party too.

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Speaker 1: Next time, is it?

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Speaker 4: Is it this Saturday afternoon? They're open to the fifteenth.

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Speaker 1: I think I'll look into this deeper and get the link.

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00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 5: Please.

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00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 1: This is a paid acting gig, you know.

563
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should maybe this is it's one hour. It's

564
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Speaker 2: it's one hour.

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00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: We should be guys that ride a tandem bicycle around

566
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Speaker 1: the party, the entire party. We don't talk to anybody.

567
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,719
Speaker 1: We just ride circles on the outside of the party,

568
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: just loops for one hour and then wave and ride away.

569
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Speaker 2: And every every couple of.

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Speaker 1: Minutes Pederal Life partners on a tandem bicycle. We have

571
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Speaker 1: just wave.

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00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 3: Hm Phantom cat Shaver is baffling towns with quote weird quote,

573
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,159
Speaker 3: feline haircuts quote, keep your cats indoors.

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Speaker 1: This is an insane story. I think half our listeners

575
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,679
Speaker 1: just turned off the podcast. We'll find out when we

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Speaker 1: come back on Bananas.

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Speaker 2: Folks, we are backscotted to have any shout outs before

578
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Speaker 2: we get to our sweet sweet guest.

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Speaker 1: Four shout outs that everybody can participate in if they want. Sarah,

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00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: you in in New Zealand, said that she and her

581
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Speaker 1: best Meete Tom or keiweban animals kie wee bananas make

582
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 1: the best fruit salad. She says. Sarah wants to say

583
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Speaker 1: hey Tom and thank him for their friendship and love,

584
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Speaker 1: especially over the past year, which was extremely difficult. We

585
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: are the male female version of Kurt and Scotti, complete

586
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: with the crazy laughs. Can't wait to see us in

587
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: New Zealand one day, Kurt, I would love to do,

588
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: but I want to get new on more than almost anything.

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00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: Bitter say say. Bitter says wants to shout our friend

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Speaker 1: Leanne and her business Hemlock and Hide. What do we

591
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: think Hemlock and Hide makes.

592
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 3: Y'all poison in leather pants?

593
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: Such a good guess. They make leather goods using locally

594
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: sourced leather and hardware that dramatically reduces waste and a

595
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Speaker 1: huge and the huge carbon footprint that is normally required

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Speaker 1: to make leather. If you live in Philadelphia, they're just

597
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: outside Philly. If you need leather in your life, and

598
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: who doesn't these days, Hemlock and Hide, thank you.

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00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 2: Good they used hemlock to make pants.

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Speaker 1: I don't know they're goods? Who I don't know anything about.

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00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 2: Also, what killed Socrates?

602
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Speaker 1: Guys?

603
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 2: What killed Socrates?

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Speaker 1: Yep? So it's an educational podcast. We get these a lot,

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Speaker 1: and this is a good one. Taylor wants to shout

606
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 1: out her new baby son, Henry. Henry is eight months

607
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: old and they listened to bananas while she breastfeeds at

608
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Speaker 1: night to keep Taylor awake. And we actually get that

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Speaker 1: a lot. I would say we've had over twenty people

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Speaker 1: say I listened to you when I'm breastfeeding at three am.

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Speaker 1: We're happy to be there for you.

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Speaker 2: Trevor.

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Speaker 1: Oh. She also wants to shout out the grandfather Trevor.

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Speaker 1: You don't meet too many Trevor grandfathers. It's an emerging

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Speaker 1: grandfather name. There will be a lot of grandfather Braden's

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Speaker 1: and Jaden's one name, and that's very concerning for the world. Trevor,

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Speaker 1: Trevor's not of your grandpa. He is a bananimal and

618
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Speaker 1: he is a climate change scientist. Love you, guys. We

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Speaker 1: are day one murder bananas. I love that. And last

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Speaker 1: but not least, and I put this one last. Matt Low,

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Speaker 1: the Great Matt Low wants to shout out his banana lover, Jolene.

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Speaker 1: Jolene introduced Matt to bananas and he's been binge listening

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Speaker 1: ever since. Here's why I wanted to bring it up last. Okay,

624
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: because maybe all think this is normal, maybe think this

625
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: is wild. They've been dating since last May. But here's

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Speaker 1: the best detail quote. We crazily met up at an

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Speaker 1: Airbnb for our first date. We were both afraid of

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Speaker 1: being murdered, but luckily we both went bananas for each

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Speaker 1: other at first sight. First date at an airbnb.

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Speaker 2: Wow, a big swing.

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Speaker 3: It is a big swing. That's kind of amazing. I

632
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Speaker 3: have done that once, but it's not not in an Airbnb.

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Speaker 3: I definitely invited someone I knew online to go to

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Speaker 3: a wedding with me?

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Speaker 1: Wow, how do you go? It was great?

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Speaker 3: Also, my friend I had texted my friend. I was like, Hey,

637
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Speaker 3: is it okay if I bring a date to your wedding?

638
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 3: And he's like, what is?

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Speaker 2: Is this serious?

640
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 1: And I was like, are you allowed to ask me that?

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Speaker 2: He's like, I was like, I kind of know. I

642
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Speaker 2: don't know. It's gonna be the first time we've hung out.

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Speaker 3: He's like, uh no, yeah, and so that, and then

644
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Speaker 3: so she flew out to Vegas because it was in Vegas.

645
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Speaker 3: So she just came for like the first night of

646
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Speaker 3: like the rehearsal dinner and we hung out.

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Speaker 1: Then that sounds pretty fun.

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Speaker 6: So I'm sorry, I'm not even sure if I'm allowed

649
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Speaker 6: to talk. You invited someone that you'd never met in

650
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Speaker 6: real life to a wedding and then didn't allow them

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Speaker 6: to come to the wedding.

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Speaker 2: I said, That's what I pitched. I pitched her.

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Speaker 3: I was like, hey, listen, there's no extra seat, but

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Speaker 3: I'll be in Vegas and it's closer to where you

655
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Speaker 3: live than where I live. Do you want to meet

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Speaker 3: up in Vegas and hang out for a night? And

657
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Speaker 3: she was like I would like an excuse to go

658
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Speaker 3: to Vegas Shore and like I was like, you can

659
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Speaker 3: stay in my room if you want.

660
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Speaker 2: If it works out, or you can get your own room.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: So it worked out. It was a wild time. It

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Speaker 2: was a different time.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if I'm allowed to talk in the.

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Speaker 6: Dead center of COVID. It was twenty July twenty twenty.

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Speaker 4: No May March twenty twenty. Oh my gosh, I love

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Speaker 4: that you know her?

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Speaker 6: Is she going to infect it? Is she going to

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Speaker 6: turn this into a super spreader? Even You're like, I've

670
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Speaker 6: never met her, but she sneezes.

671
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Speaker 1: A lot, she has a fever. Very hot woman.

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Speaker 3: I didn't realize that this was a crazy thing to

673
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Speaker 3: do until I'm telling you.

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Speaker 4: Guys, I know, is that you saying it out louder

675
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 4: is at our reaction?

676
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 6: It's both, yeah, really both.

677
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever talked about it out loud.

678
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 5: We're all like, because I'm so shocked that the host

679
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 5: that groomed was like, no, she can't go, but then

680
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 5: you still brought her to the versal dinner.

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00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, well like a dinner. It was just

682
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 3: like a hangout, got it?

683
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 2: Oh?

684
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 4: I understand. That makes more sense.

685
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: Right.

686
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 3: So then the next day and then she like just yea,

687
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 3: and she she was She left the next morning, but

688
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 3: then the night before he was like, oh shit, man,

689
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 3: he's like, we had people canceled.

690
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 2: She totally could have come.

691
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 3: And then I told her and she's like, no, no, no,

692
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 3: that would be too weird. I don't want to go

693
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:23,800
Speaker 3: to a wedding of a new people.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. So she was like totally cool, like

695
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:27,240
Speaker 2: not going.

696
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 5: That's good again, not sure what.

697
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 2: The last time we saw each other.

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00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: It sounds like a perfect first date to me. That

699
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 1: sounds incredible, right, She's a first date? Yeah, okay, doky,

700
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: Well okay.

701
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 3: So we're back here of course with Ellie Kemprin, Scott Eckert. Guys,

702
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 3: you have a new podcast called Born to Love uh

703
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:57,359
Speaker 3: and it comes out June thirteenth, where podcasts everywhere come out.

704
00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 2: Tell us about it.

705
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 5: Yes, oh boy, guys, it's a podcast where we have

706
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 5: guests come on.

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00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 4: Kurt has been on, Scottie. We'd love to have you.

708
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,959
Speaker 5: We know you're busy, so whenever you have any time

709
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,760
Speaker 5: or interest, we have guests come on to talk about

710
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 5: something anything in the world that they love.

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00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 6: Is that right, Scott, Yeah, that's exactly right. So that

712
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 6: some people come and talk about hobbies, They talk about

713
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 6: their hometown, they talk about movies, they love TV shows,

714
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 6: they love we just food food. They love food. People

715
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 6: people like food. Food is always a sort of food.

716
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 6: We're tempted to talk about food.

717
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,240
Speaker 1: Eating food all the time.

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00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 4: I am obsessed. I have it every day, every day.

719
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 4: Hell yes, I love it.

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Speaker 6: If I don't love food for a while, it puts

721
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:48,879
Speaker 6: me in a really bad mood.

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00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 4: You don't want to see me, you know. If I

723
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 4: don't have food for two weeks. Oh, you don't even

724
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:58,919
Speaker 4: want to see me. You don't even want to get a.

725
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 6: Text message from No.

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00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, been there?

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00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's Scotty. What would you do, Scotty? What

728
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 2: would you love?

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00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 5: Oh?

730
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yes?

731
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 6: I wait wait, I wanted Scotty to guess what Kurt did.

732
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 4: Maybe he didn't hear.

733
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Speaker 1: Some surfinger hiking because Kurt and I are long walks guys. Now,

734
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 1: we're long walks, guys. We just take long ass walks

735
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 1: all the time.

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00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 4: Ye. I love it too.

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00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:30,720
Speaker 1: I'm I love sitting down in the shower. Has anybody

738
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 1: done that one yet? Like?

739
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Speaker 6: Like in Casino Royal, James Bond sits in the shower

740
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 6: with vesper Lynd and sucks her fingers.

741
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 1: I love that scene. That's how much I love. Yeah,

742
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: I'd love so. California is tough because it never rains

743
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 1: except for this year. Uh, and so you have to

744
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: take those quick showers, you take those responsible showers. But

745
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 1: when I was on the East Coast, whenever I had

746
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 1: to think about an idea, whenever I was exhausted, whenever

747
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: I was hungover, whatever, I'd be like hot shower and

748
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 1: I would just sit there with my head down under it,

749
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: and it was like paradise. It was like the meditation

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Speaker 1: you do.

751
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 2: How long would you do? Do you think?

752
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: At my longest probably an hour?

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00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 6: Wow, that's an awful long shower.

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00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 1: That water long.

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00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 4: Time, The water is plentiful.

756
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 1: Well, let me ask you out of water.

757
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 6: When it comes to showers. Are you a face the

758
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 6: shower head or back to the shower head kind of guy?

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00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,439
Speaker 1: I'm a face the shower head guy.

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00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 4: Are you wait when you're sitting down in it?

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00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: When I'm sitting down, I am facing it, sitting down face?

762
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: What about straight up standing? I think that there was

763
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:40,879
Speaker 1: a way to do that I think there was either

764
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 1: old time and I shave in the shower.

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00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 5: Well, you're sitting in the shower, is your face your

766
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 5: face is up to up to the to.

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00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 4: The droplets to the.

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00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: Just it's raining down on me like the end of Shawshank.

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00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: I'm just in there, just washing the blues of life away. Yeah,

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00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 1: I fower for both. Excuse me, face the shower head

771
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: in the drain for both.

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00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 4: Yep.

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00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 3: I do want to just say that Ellie, just with

774
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 3: her body language, showed how inconceivable it is to us.

775
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 3: She she she had in her body language was back

776
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 3: to shower, turning over your shoulder to put your face

777
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:22,919
Speaker 3: into the water.

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00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 2: It's so hard to turning.

779
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 3: It's so hard to imagine that someone would stand just

780
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 3: with the shower shooting them your face.

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00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,280
Speaker 2: It's in your chest, Scotty chest.

782
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: I'm six three. It hits me right in the chest,

783
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: so like I'm not standing with my face in the

784
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: shower slowly drowning myself.

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Speaker 4: That's what I was imagining.

786
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,840
Speaker 5: I'm and I'm not sure I'm the only one because

787
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 5: that's what I was imagining.

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00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 6: Scotty.

789
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I faced this, which was kurt you too. Yeah, No,

790
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Speaker 2: I'm always I'm back to the shower.

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Speaker 6: To the shower is the way to do it. I mean,

792
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 6: if you want to attempt I suppose you could face

793
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 6: the shower head. And that's so you were talking about Scotty.

794
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 6: But like you know, if I'm just cleaning my body,

795
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 6: washing my hair, it's back to the shower for sure.

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00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: When I when I studs up the front, I'm facing away.

797
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: All other times i'm facing but as soon as I

798
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: need to get those SuDS up, I turn around. I

799
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: face that shower. Then when I shave in the shower,

800
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: I stand so the water is hitting me, sort of

801
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: shoulders down, and I shave and clean the razor in

802
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: the stream of the shower that I'm facing.

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00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just maybe that's what we've just discovered.

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00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 2: I love it your shower, for.

805
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Speaker 6: Your shower freak.

806
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 1: I'm the true one percent. Wait story, did you pitch?

807
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: Oh shaving cat? Speaking of shaving here it is?

808
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it is.

809
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 6: Thank you.

810
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 3: This was in People, written by Mmmm Brenton Blanchet Brenton

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Speaker 3: either Blanchette or blanchet I don't know.

812
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 1: Southern Butler from more than Louisiana. Just bringing you a

813
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: tray of crawfish oh Brenton, best in.

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Speaker 3: The best in the biz blanche. A phantom cat shaver

815
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:19,240
Speaker 3: is baffling towns with weird feline haircuts, keeping cats indoors.

816
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 3: Pet Owners in England are on high alert because an

817
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,240
Speaker 3: unknown individual is targeting and shaving cats and Kent and beyond.

818
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,760
Speaker 3: According to the Washington Post, the quote phantom cat shaver,

819
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 3: a nickname created for the mysterious culprit by British media,

820
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 3: has been linked to shaving instance involving at least eighty pets.

821
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 3: Animals have been found with patches there for randomly shaved

822
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 3: off in the Kent area since last year. Per Animals

823
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 3: Lost and found in Kent Limited Animal Welfare charity created

824
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Speaker 3: a map of where all these things were happening. As

825
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 3: you can see in some areas it's more dense than others.

826
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 3: They sent on Facebook last month. There are roads where

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00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 3: two or three blocks have happened to cats. I do

828
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 3: update this map on a regular basis when a case

829
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 3: has been confirmed. Please you can't keep cats and doors,

830
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 3: and if you can't be mindful of when they go

831
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 3: out and come home, see if you can get some

832
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 3: cheap CCTV set up around your home, because without proper

833
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 3: evidence of who is doing this, then I fear it

834
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 3: will keep happening.

835
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Speaker 1: Make everybody and down wear a black turtleneck for one

836
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: week and you'll figure out who did it. It's a

837
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 1: simple solution. It's a simple solution. Everybody in town, where's

838
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: a black turtleneck for one week? I bet the cat

839
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 1: shaving stop right away.

840
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 3: And so these are like, it's a it's a very

841
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 3: it's like a line shaved down the middle of their

842
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 3: forehead or something like that.

843
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 2: Like that's what, that's what's cool.

844
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 1: You don't support it.

845
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 2: Not cool. We do not support that. To do it

846
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 2: is bananas, now, I know.

847
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 3: On our second episode, we did a story where a

848
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 3: man had turned his beloved cat into a drone and

849
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 3: flew his cat around.

850
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 6: What was a cat after the.

851
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 2: No no, after the cat died.

852
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 3: The cat died, and so he stuffed it, put a

853
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 3: drone inside of it and flew it around. And and

854
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 3: simply because that was the funniest footage I've ever seen

855
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 3: in my entire life, that still is. We were laughing

856
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 3: about it, and people were very, very mad. And so

857
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 3: I would like to preface this story, of course, by

858
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 3: saying we're not endorsing everyone shaving cats. This is definitively

859
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 3: a crime. But luckily no animal has been injured.

860
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: Or there we go.

861
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 2: They just have very funny.

862
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:45,360
Speaker 1: Hair We're raising awareness so that this guy stops exactly.

863
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 3: Continue making funny haircuts. But he has made eighty very

864
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 3: funny haircuts on it against.

865
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Speaker 6: Their will, and that is okay, This isn't This is

866
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 6: in England, in Kent, which is of England. I'm just

867
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 6: imagined because that makes it funnier too. It's like a

868
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,879
Speaker 6: man in a bowler with an axe.

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00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, and I'm sorry again. I know this

870
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 4: is not a visual medium.

871
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 5: But do we have photos of the cats of the haircuts? Okay,

872
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 5: but you know no, of course not, of course, not

873
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 5: keep that private.

874
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 4: But then it's not. But it's not.

875
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,800
Speaker 5: The thing I was asking, or the reason I was asking,

876
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 5: is to confirm that it is not a full shave.

877
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 4: It's just a little mark.

878
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 2: Just now, what I mean.

879
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 5: Thrilled to hear that no cats were harmed, exactly, Confused

880
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 5: as all else to understand the motive, the satisfaction and

881
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 5: the devotion.

882
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 3: The devotion and the devotion, it's a commitment and I

883
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 3: don't know.

884
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 5: The population of Kent. I used to at one point,

885
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 5: and I did, but I lost I never I don't follow,

886
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 5: can't bring it very closely.

887
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 6: You had to memorize the populations of every town across England.

888
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 4: I was taught.

889
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 6: I was.

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00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 4: I was very busy crunching numbers in my head all day.

891
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,919
Speaker 4: But I since have lost track.

892
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 5: And it seems smallish only because I'm just England is

893
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 5: smaller than the US.

894
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 4: I don't know what do I compare it to.

895
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 5: Kent is even smaller than England, so I'm imagining there

896
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 5: aren't that many cats.

897
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 4: What I mean is that.

898
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 5: Eighty seems like it could be a good percentage of

899
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 5: the total cat population.

900
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: It's a camp is a county in southeast England. So there, yeah,

901
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: we go, Oh it's a county. And you'd be shocked

902
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: to know that Kent has a population of one point

903
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: five million people.

904
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 6: Oh that's a lot of probably a lot of cats.

905
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 6: More I mean more than eighty drop in.

906
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,760
Speaker 4: The okay, more than eighty.

907
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 2: It is a lot of people, and it's and it's.

908
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 4: A going to be a lot of cats for okay,

909
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 4: what what?

910
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 5: What is the satisfaction derived by the cat shaver.

911
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 1: Future serial killer.

912
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what. Yes, it's like, if you can do this,

913
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 2: what else are you capable of?

914
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 6: I think it's a guy who's trying to replace his pubes. Okay,

915
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 6: what he's a hairless man.

916
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: I don't know.

917
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 6: Maybe you had something but felt some kind of accident.

918
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 6: He's lost all his hair. He's lost his eyebrow hair,

919
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 6: his hair on top, and his pubes. And he's got

920
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 6: the guys they don't make pube wigs. He's got an uncle.

921
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 6: He's a problem solver. This British gentleman is a problem solver.

922
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,479
Speaker 6: He doesn't want to shave all the hair off one

923
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 6: cat because he knows how awful it is to be bald,

924
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 6: all right, He himself has no hair, so he's just

925
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 6: borrowing a little from those that can give it, and

926
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 6: he's putting it where he needs it.

927
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 1: That's right there you go. I think that's a beautiful way.

928
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 2: I think it's a beautiful way.

929
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 3: And Scottie, I want you to go right into another story,

930
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 3: because I'm already seeing the dms coming in to our

931
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 3: to our in pots.

932
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 1: No problem, I'll do another one. I'll do another story.

933
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: How about this, Curtie b Yes Kyla sent this in

934
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 1: Thank you, Kyla, very kind of you. This is a

935
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:31,240
Speaker 1: feel good story from Sheena Goodie, and she is Goodie.

936
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: She's the best in the biz. She writes for CBC

937
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:36,240
Speaker 1: dot com. And this is not a spoof story. We've

938
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 1: gotten hoaxed twice by CBC, but this is a real one.

939
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:41,399
Speaker 2: We have.

940
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 1: Yes, the hardest I've ever left on the podcast. A

941
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 1: fake story. Uh really was.

942
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 2: We'll tell you about it.

943
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 1: We'll tell you. Alberta woman, so that is Canada, alberta

944
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,360
Speaker 1: woman desperately trying to get rid of one hundred and

945
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: thirty three thousand chocolate bars. Great start, that's.

946
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 2: A great that's a really good headline.

947
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 1: That's beyond clickbait. That's just a good read. She in

948
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: a Goodie, CBC best in the beeswax. A few years ago,

949
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: you couldn't buy a rum and butter chocolate bar if

950
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 1: you wanted to. Now, Crystal Westerguard has one hundred and

951
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: thirty three thousand of them, give or take a few.

952
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 1: The camera's entrepreneur resurrected in Old Fashioned Candy in twenty

953
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: twenty one, but thanks to pandemic production delays, she now

954
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,879
Speaker 1: has to get rid of several palletts worth before they

955
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,919
Speaker 1: expire in June, so the clock is dicking on these

956
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty three thousand bars. She says she's

957
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 1: ready to eat the costs and let somebody else eat

958
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 1: the candy, but she'd rather not spend more money just

959
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 1: to let them go to waste. Quote. I really hope

960
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 1: that we are not making a date with the Calgary

961
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: Dump end quote. Western Guard told as it happens host

962
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 1: Neil coxel they even make you pay the dump to

963
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,760
Speaker 1: take things now, So this is how it all got started.

964
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 1: In twenty eighteen, Western Guard, who is a physiotherapist, made

965
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: it her mission to resurrect and candy bar called a

966
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:11,720
Speaker 1: Cuban lunch because it was her elderly mother's favorite chocolate

967
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 1: bar that had gone away. So Cuban lunch. Don't worry,

968
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: beautiful reason because when you're in Canada, what do you

969
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: crave more than a delicious Cuban lunch. The Cuban lunch

970
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: came that it sounds like a sex act. It's it's something,

971
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: all right, It does sound like a sex act. A

972
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: term Cuban lunch came into use before World War One.

973
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: During the Spanish American War a Cuban lunch was a

974
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:40,240
Speaker 1: soldier's ration of chocolate for the day, our chocolate and

975
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 1: the slang term held on its common use. So this

976
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:49,760
Speaker 1: candy bar is a rectangular chocolate with Spanish peanuts. Okay, delicious,

977
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: Still it sounds very good. The venture was a huge success.

978
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:58,240
Speaker 1: The Cuban lunch and Canadian candy nostalgia was reborn. Like, Yeah,

979
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: my husband was a really good sport of that. We

980
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 1: went to something, so I thought I should bring back

981
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: his favorite childhood chocolate bar. So she brought it back

982
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 1: from mom. That was a roaring success in Canada. She goes,

983
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: my husband's a great dude, I'm gonna bring back his favorite.

984
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: So yes, she launched Rum and Butter, a non alcoholic

985
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:27,280
Speaker 1: rum flavored care of milk like confection previously a Cadbury

986
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: chocolate bar that was popular in the nineteen eighties but

987
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 1: has been out of production since nineteen ninety six. If

988
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: you just picture yourself, if you think of that wonderful

989
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 1: rum sauce that you might have thrown over plum pudding

990
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 1: when it was Christmas time. Frankly, you could throw anything

991
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:45,320
Speaker 1: over that and be able to eat it. That's the

992
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 1: rummy sauce, and that's in the middle of our chocolate bar. Oh,

993
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 1: it's so funny that she's stuck so because of pandemic

994
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: related delays and understaffing at the overseas production company she

995
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,839
Speaker 1: contracted make the b the shipments arrived very sporadically and

996
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 1: then all at once. The rum and butter sales are steady,

997
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 1: she says, but they're not flying off the shelves the

998
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: way the Cuban lunches did in twenty eighteen. Certainly not

999
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 1: fast enough to bounce back. So also Canadian ban animals.

1000
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: If you like chocolate, go buy like fifty of these things.

1001
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 1: I bet you can get them for very, very cheap. Well,

1002
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: I thought she was giving them away. She wants to.

1003
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: She's going to, she says. They have a ticking clock

1004
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:30,800
Speaker 1: because Canada doesn't have regulations requiring expiry dates on chocolate bars,

1005
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: but grocery stores do so even though they'll probably be

1006
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 1: fine to eat after June, the best before date on

1007
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 1: packages means that nobody will take them after that. So

1008
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 1: when you meant blah blah blah blah blah, she says.

1009
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 1: Since the story came out, plenty of folks have reached

1010
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: out with suggestions what to do with the bars. But

1011
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: most of these things we thought of months ago and

1012
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 1: they just don't work.

1013
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 3: Oh really, because have they thought about the idea of

1014
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 3: a candy slide and so you send these chocolate bars

1015
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 3: to every playground in it out and then kids get

1016
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 3: to take a slide down the slide with like a

1017
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,840
Speaker 3: thousand chocolate bars at the same time. Yeah, like a

1018
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,720
Speaker 3: water slide but with candy and all the kids get.

1019
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,479
Speaker 6: To Yeah, And that was my first thought for sure,

1020
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 6: And they thought of that.

1021
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 4: And realized it doesn't work. I don't think so.

1022
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 2: I don't think so number one.

1023
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 4: So uh oh angry.

1024
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 1: I just want yeah, divy please we like it?

1025
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 5: Well, I mean they're hoped, they're they're like willing to

1026
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 5: share their ideas about what to do with these is. Yeah,

1027
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 5: you think we haven't thought of that. We thought of

1028
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 5: that month ago. It doesn't work, go on.

1029
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 4: Thankless. I mean in.

1030
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 1: Grade when I was a kid, when I was in

1031
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 1: grade school, probably second or third grade, we had a slide.

1032
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 1: But it was a classic like nineteen seventies nineteen eighties

1033
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: style playground that was all metal over asphal so metal

1034
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: swing sets that were like the hot hard black plastic,

1035
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 1: metal slides, metal everything, jungle gyms, and this kid went

1036
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 1: down with his arm out and got it stuck, and

1037
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: then he was hanging his arm. His name was Damon Boyd.

1038
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: He was in my class, and they like, he's screaming.

1039
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 1: I mean, this poor kid's hanging by his arm as

1040
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 1: like a second or third grader. And so they were like,

1041
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 1: all the kids back inside. So we all go back inside,

1042
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: and then we're all at the window, just like staring

1043
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 1: out the window in our little Catholic school uniforms. And

1044
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: the first person they bring out is the nurse. You know,

1045
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 1: why not, somebody's got to come out. And then the

1046
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 1: fire department comes and while they're there, they're all like

1047
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: trying to figure out every time they touch them. He's

1048
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,319
Speaker 1: like in pain, this poor little guy. And then this

1049
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: lunch lady whose last name was Adams. I don't remember

1050
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 1: her first name, but she came out with a pot

1051
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 1: of soapy water and just climbed up the ladder all nonchalant,

1052
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 1: dumped on his arm and he slipped right out immediately,

1053
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,760
Speaker 1: and then she just walked right back to the cafeteria

1054
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 1: and rybody's like cheering for the lunch lady for figuring

1055
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: out a solution because the fire department's like thinking about

1056
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: cutting the slide in half, or like, how do we

1057
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 1: lift this kid and get his arm unpinched? And there

1058
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 1: she was, just Miss Adams, just walking out with sudsy water,

1059
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 1: like her whole life has been leading up to this

1060
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 1: soapy moment.

1061
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 5: Oh, that is such a triumph. And started off like

1062
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:16,240
Speaker 5: I wasn't sure what was going to happen to that kid.

1063
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 6: I was worried it was gonna end in an amputation.

1064
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 6: That story was quite frankly, I know, and instead it

1065
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 6: ended with an active heroism. How often you knew lunch

1066
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 6: Lady Adams, of course, Scotty. How often do you think

1067
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 6: she remembers that? Is she remembering that on I'm assuming

1068
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 6: she's still with us, Does she remember that on like

1069
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,319
Speaker 6: once a month she's reminded of it? Or is it

1070
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 6: like every morning in the shower, facing facing the shower

1071
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 6: head and the water pouring over her face. She's like,

1072
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 6: that was my that was my peak.

1073
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: I think if she ever was a contestant on Wheel

1074
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:55,399
Speaker 1: of Fortune or Jeopardy, the post would say, you once

1075
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 1: scot a kid's arm unstuck from a slide in nineteen

1076
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 1: eighty seven, and she'd be like, that's right, I use

1077
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:07,439
Speaker 1: joy and then she just spins the big wheel and guesses, Jay, Yeah,

1078
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: I think it's a part of her personality, you know,

1079
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: from lunch Lady to Hero. I think it is. It

1080
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: will be the title of her memoir, like.

1081
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 6: She just had soap.

1082
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: Yeah. So, anyways, she tried to give them away, blah

1083
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,360
Speaker 1: blah blah. She try to give them to food banks.

1084
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 1: She she's in contact organizations that run that. I'm sorrying

1085
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:30,800
Speaker 1: the suggestion to feed it to farm animals.

1086
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,919
Speaker 6: Why would a food bank say no?

1087
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: Like that.

1088
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 6: I'm all for this lady people getting free candy and stuff,

1089
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 6: but like, if it's gotta be really the food has

1090
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 6: to be really, really rough for a food bank to

1091
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,840
Speaker 6: not I think it, right.

1092
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,360
Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm not weighing in on that because

1093
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 4: I don't know enough about it.

1094
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 2: I don't know what.

1095
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 5: I don't know enough about it, and I'm I just

1096
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 5: you know, I don't know the standards are.

1097
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 4: I don't know what the requirements and standards are.

1098
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 3: And also I really.

1099
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 6: But you're passive, aggressively weighing in, right, you're weighing in

1100
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 6: on what saying. You're good decision. The food bank's not

1101
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 6: giving out candy. That's that seems like the subtext of

1102
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 6: what you're saying.

1103
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 5: Well, what I'm saying is, I don't think anyone's doing

1104
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 5: anyone any favors by handing out junk food.

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Speaker 6: Well, I don't know what the homeless situation in Canada is,

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00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 6: but if the choices between I don't know, a rum

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00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 6: candy bar whatever it is, and nothing, it seems like

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00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 6: the candy bar would be better than nothing. Am I wrong?

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00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,839
Speaker 4: Well, I just don't know. I don't know what I

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00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 4: don't know.

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Speaker 5: I mean, if there maybe there are too many allergens,

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00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:52,800
Speaker 5: possible allergens in the in the in the rum candy bar. Guys,

1113
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 5: I am I. I do you know why I think

1114
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,240
Speaker 5: I'm so upset again?

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00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 6: You just for the record, you thought that that chocolate

1116
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 6: water slide?

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00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 5: Because yes, because I don't know why she am I

1118
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 5: gonna get in trouble for this?

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00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 4: Why can't she throw it away?

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00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,839
Speaker 2: It pays money. She has to pay money to throw

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Speaker 2: it away.

1122
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 1: Because of the man's money, Jump will charge her to

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00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:24,399
Speaker 1: throw much of these. I bet she clears all these out.

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00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 1: She has two months, she has I bet she clears these, so.

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Speaker 3: It must be in that house now. A very funny

1126
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,280
Speaker 3: thing of like, your taste is horrible.

1127
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 2: No one likes what you like.

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00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 3: Everyone likes what I like and what my mom likes,

1129
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 3: and no one likes what you like. So your opinion

1130
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 3: on what we should do with the drapes doesn't matter

1131
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:49,720
Speaker 3: because you're gonna be wrong ted, You're gonna be wrong.

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Speaker 1: We wish you luck, Crystal, good luck getting rid of

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00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 1: those You know that wonderful rum sauce that you might

1134
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: have thrown over plum pudding? What that it's not connecting

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00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 1: with gen Z, Kurt, interest.

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Speaker 3: Well, Scott, and Ellie. Thank you for being on Bananas guys.

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Speaker 4: Kurt and Scottie, Thank you.

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Speaker 5: I had, I still want to.

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Speaker 6: I have more.

1140
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 4: I'll write you guys about you on that.

1141
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 5: Have me back to talk more about it after the

1142
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,440
Speaker 5: candy bar situation plays out because I have more thoughts.

1143
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 4: I'm talking too much. Thank you, guys.

1144
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 2: Think No, not at all. Plug plug away?

1145
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 1: Where plug away?

1146
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 2: Can everyone find you? Guys?

1147
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:32,439
Speaker 4: Scott, you talk because I just talked.

1148
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Speaker 6: Oh no, thanks for having us. Yeah, check out our podcast.

1149
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 6: I think that by the time you're listening to this

1150
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 6: it should be available on where we listen to podcast.

1151
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 6: It's called Born to Love with Ellie Kemper and myself

1152
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 6: and it's a lot of fun. So we hope that

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Speaker 6: that some of you'll check.

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Speaker 1: they come right out of the gate with a shotgun blast.

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Speaker 4: That's very gracious of you. Thanks you, guys for saying

1158
00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 4: that you're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 3: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,600
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