Speaker 1: This is how men think with growths like and Gavin
Speaker 1: to grab and I heard radio podcast Rix here, I'm Dmitri.
Speaker 1: I got my buddy. You guys meet Shane's the time
Speaker 1: life operator headset. I heard some amazing stories about a
Speaker 1: night you in New York. Yes, you know what he's
Speaker 1: talking about. You know what he's talking about is my buddy,
Speaker 1: Chrick Rumans. What's up, Kirk, it's Kirk. He's your buddy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is my buddy Kirk. Wait, Rick, you needed a
Speaker 1: qute card to read to know your buddy and my friend.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him in a while. That's where with
Speaker 1: this quarantine it's all screwed up. Yeah. So we had
Speaker 1: a zoom call, which was a great idea of my
Speaker 1: heart media. Yeah, and now we get to see each other.
Speaker 1: What are you guys? Who's telling who's drinking right now?
Speaker 1: That's what I want to know. I am, But in fairness,
Speaker 1: it's only because I start in two hours ago. Okay, change,
Speaker 1: no idea what I'm getting into. Actually, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: figure out the light fixture over your shoulder. Oh this one, No,
Speaker 1: it's a little it's a little spindle. Drad it's impressed
Speaker 1: it's been going on since about two PM. Old world record. Older.
Speaker 1: He's like, Melissa, Hey, is it bad that I brought
Speaker 1: my own Vegas style bucket of beers? Yeah, I'll go
Speaker 1: like this. No, I'm standing up. I mean my I'm like,
Speaker 1: I've got the I pound on the fireplace right now,
Speaker 1: got it? If you could get a waitress to refill
Speaker 1: that while we're talking, then I'll be impressed. Right, Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I mean my waitress. What do you mean because one
Speaker 1: of my kids count No, we want to see like
Speaker 1: the whole thing Jesus story. Oh that's a good idea. Hey,
Speaker 1: have you guys had deliveries while you've been at home?
Speaker 1: Like not like Amazon, but have you had like people
Speaker 1: bring food over and stuff? Yeah? How is that? Do they?
Speaker 1: I always signed like I've done, and I always say
Speaker 1: like signed for like leave it or whatever. But this
Speaker 1: one guy came and delivered stuff and he rang the doorbell.
Speaker 1: So I waited, and it's weird because I think you
Speaker 1: can see my shadow and he was side the door,
Speaker 1: but I waited and then he stood there and rang again,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, so I got on the ring and
Speaker 1: I was like, you could just leave it and He's
Speaker 1: like what So I opened the door and he's holding
Speaker 1: it and I'm like, dude, just put it down. What
Speaker 1: he wanted you to take it out of his hands?
Speaker 1: Kind of you didn't invite him in. Uh, that's that's
Speaker 1: for another time. Played it over there by the couch,
Speaker 1: please delivery? Yeah? Did you thank him for his service? Okay?
Speaker 1: What did you order? I mean, was you like holding
Speaker 1: the piece of pizza in his hand like that's disgusted?
Speaker 1: He had a slice that he was eating, and then
Speaker 1: there was seven others sell in the box. He had
Speaker 1: look at three parts from Snowbay. Did you end uplying
Speaker 1: to your children? Well? May? He came in and we
Speaker 1: hung out for a while, but we sat six ft
Speaker 1: apart on different couches. So it's fine. Fine, have you
Speaker 1: guys done that? Have you guys done that where you
Speaker 1: you missed somebody so much that you have to go
Speaker 1: sit six ft from them and have a drink? No,
Speaker 1: but I thought that's what this was. I just did.
Speaker 1: I just did that. Twenty minutes ago. My buddy came
Speaker 1: over here and we did a six ft or we
Speaker 1: said eight ft. He came and had of beer. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not making fun of it that happened, you know. Well,
Speaker 1: what's what's weird is I got rid of my king
Speaker 1: size bed and I got two twins and my wife
Speaker 1: sleeps on the one side of the room and I
Speaker 1: sleep on the other. But that happened before. That was
Speaker 1: before code exactly. She's gonna love have you been Have
Speaker 1: you been doing that a lot? Any doesn't do ordering
Speaker 1: the food? No, that there's any friends, and no, I haven't.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if I have enough friends that
Speaker 1: like I had the friends in my life, and Dmitri
Speaker 1: is one of that are totally fine with not seeing
Speaker 1: me for a few months. And I can't figure that out.
Speaker 1: I told Shane for the latest updates on when we
Speaker 1: can see each other again, don't watch them news. I'll
Speaker 1: let them know. This way, I get just based on
Speaker 1: whether I want to see him or not. That wasn't
Speaker 1: even invited to this. I just jumped in the same
Speaker 1: relationship and I have How far back can you guys go?
Speaker 1: We've been pretty good about I mean our area where
Speaker 1: we where we live, and everyone's been pretty good about
Speaker 1: staying away from each other. Yeah, I think it's been
Speaker 1: the kids. You can't really control them. I mean as
Speaker 1: the next couple of weeks of kids are just gonna
Speaker 1: bust out and go do what they do. How old
Speaker 1: are your kids? Everyone stayed pretty uh, pretty well, pretty
Speaker 1: well with them the within their guidelines. How old are kids?
Speaker 1: We've got kids that are middle school age basically, so
Speaker 1: they're not they're not driving around the cars yet, but um,
Speaker 1: but they're on their scooters cruise around. But have you
Speaker 1: five six weeks, they've been pretty much at home. But
Speaker 1: I think now the weather's gotten a little bit nicer,
Speaker 1: so it's even more hard harder for people to uh
Speaker 1: to stay inside once the weather goes from raining to
Speaker 1: seventy two degrees. Have you had the awkward uh situation yet?
Speaker 1: Any of you guys where you're walking down the street
Speaker 1: and somebody crosses just yeah, across in the middle of
Speaker 1: the street. Yeah yeah, like while you're driving, you mean
Speaker 1: or like no, no, no, no, no, I mean our
Speaker 1: car puts on a little signal and then they want
Speaker 1: to take a left. Yeah, you're driving down the street
Speaker 1: and some guy just wants a void. Everybody's starting a
Speaker 1: crossing the middle of the road. The problem is you
Speaker 1: started walking down the middle of the freaking street. Now
Speaker 1: like like you're driving your car, like, get out of
Speaker 1: the road. It's like nine, yeah, what about the folks
Speaker 1: who are driving with the face mask in the car
Speaker 1: when they're by themselves. They must not have one of
Speaker 1: those air fresheners that dangles from the mirror. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's over the top. But it's not as bad as
Speaker 1: the people that go to Like I saw someone in
Speaker 1: a drive through and he had his mask on the
Speaker 1: car and when he went to the window, he took
Speaker 1: it off like they would be able to hear him.
Speaker 1: But like, that's the time you need it on. That's
Speaker 1: the whole reason you have the dude, I have the worst,
Speaker 1: the worst story. Like this is like a month ago
Speaker 1: and we were getting drive through. There's a Wendy's and
Speaker 1: the kids were all excited. We're all cooked up at
Speaker 1: home and it was like, oh, you know, let's get Wendy's.
Speaker 1: Are like yeah, cool, Monday nights, fast food night, all
Speaker 1: this stuff, And so I'm doing the drive through order
Speaker 1: all the crud, go to the next window pay and
Speaker 1: the guy is like, so, I like turned the hand
Speaker 1: of my credit card and right before then he pulls
Speaker 1: his masks down with his hands and goes and then
Speaker 1: put yeah and puts his mask up, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, you know, like as my credit card
Speaker 1: charges that, I would just started freaking out. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: this is the whole problem here, and I hope the
Speaker 1: whole problem is you're going to Wendy's. That was yeah,
Speaker 1: that and then hands me my food drinks card back.
Speaker 1: I like threw the card in the back. I was like,
Speaker 1: got home and was like sterilized pretty much everything, including
Speaker 1: my car, and took a shower or whatever. I'd actually
Speaker 1: take a shower, but it was so disgusting. Dude, i
Speaker 1: haven't gone back to Wendy's and I've lost If you
Speaker 1: go to one of my reponses now, oh I hope.
Speaker 1: So are you literally like washing down apples and like
Speaker 1: rubbing down not not that I would normally if I
Speaker 1: was about to eat it. The only thing I've actually
Speaker 1: kind of wiped down was like a gallon of milk,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know that those things were kind of gross.
Speaker 1: It's it's inside, it's inside the container. Chat cook. I
Speaker 1: thought it was a critic I had. I had a
Speaker 1: delivery comp and it was somebody sent like a bottle
Speaker 1: of wine and you're welcome. There was a signator and
Speaker 1: I know who it was from. There was a car
Speaker 1: and the guy, so I thought they had waves like
Speaker 1: signatures for alcoholic you don't have to wait like signed
Speaker 1: for so another delivery. Go on a ride. The guys
Speaker 1: standing there and I'm like, I got on the ring
Speaker 1: thing and I was like, oh, you can just leave it.
Speaker 1: He's like I need a signature, and I was like
Speaker 1: it's like, so I go over. Uh so, like can
Speaker 1: I face time me? You can see just seeing me
Speaker 1: signed this piece of paper. So I went. So I
Speaker 1: went to the door and open and he's literally standing
Speaker 1: there with a bear and it like no gloves, holding
Speaker 1: a pen. And I'm like, I'm not. I'm size that
Speaker 1: I made no offense. I'm not taking a pen and
Speaker 1: sign it because like he's like, well because it's an
Speaker 1: alcohol And I was like, well you there, leave it
Speaker 1: and just take my verbal okay, or take it with you.
Speaker 1: But there's no way now I'm taking this pen pen. No. Well,
Speaker 1: there's places that have like sanitized pans versus and sanitized pens.
Speaker 1: If you like go to like pick up the take out,
Speaker 1: it's like two of one versus inn next, and then
Speaker 1: the other one is is like someone's like spring index
Speaker 1: on and you're like, all right, I guess that's yeah,
Speaker 1: which is fine. But this guy wasn't. He didn't have
Speaker 1: like a like a viultra violet light on the front
Speaker 1: step was holding in on this thing like a muscut. Yes,
Speaker 1: exactly what he's chewing on the end. So you have
Speaker 1: a pizza guy who has to see you, you have
Speaker 1: a wine delivery guy who has to see you. What
Speaker 1: is it about you? What are you doing on zoom
Speaker 1: right now? You see I didn't good looks. I appreciate that. Um,
Speaker 1: I've I've been invited to so many more parties like
Speaker 1: this than I would have in real life, Like people
Speaker 1: people are inviting me to like birthday parties that I know.
Speaker 1: If this wasn't a quarantine zoom thing, I would not
Speaker 1: have been invited to the bar. I got people from
Speaker 1: high school like, hey, I wanted to you know, you
Speaker 1: want to zoom and catch up have a cocktail. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I've heard from you like twenty five years. All of
Speaker 1: a sudden, you want to have a drink with me.
Speaker 1: Don't want you to entertain them? They're bored, Well, they're
Speaker 1: gonna be as you can tell, they're going to be disappointed.
Speaker 1: How much money of you guys saved in quarantine? Okay,
Speaker 1: a lot because I went and pulled out a crazy
Speaker 1: amount of cash at the start of it, and it's
Speaker 1: all still there, like every single dollar. Like I haven't
Speaker 1: touched cash cash a long time. Well, where would you?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just you you took that in
Speaker 1: case like every the bank shut down and yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And now I'm like Tony Soprano, I got all this
Speaker 1: cash in my closet. His back hurts because he's sleeping
Speaker 1: on it every day. You're really high one nine, you
Speaker 1: hit it now you can't remember it is a crazy
Speaker 1: amount is cast to sands like, oh yeah, what did
Speaker 1: you think? By the way, real quick, hey, what's your
Speaker 1: dorm knob thinging? It's called ring or whatever. They need
Speaker 1: to have like a signing authorization on that. That'd be
Speaker 1: pretty cool. That's a great idea. What the heck have
Speaker 1: Eastern editor out and we'll make that marketing. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: pitch that. There's our new sponsor. Off we go. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I have not saved any money. I've spent a bunch
Speaker 1: of money. I bought a new truck because I thought
Speaker 1: that was a great idea. And I've gone on a
Speaker 1: fishing trip and I'm thinking about another fishing trip. What
Speaker 1: do you like? Who do you go with dinner to?
Speaker 1: You would take your kids and your family to dinner
Speaker 1: two or three nights a week. Oh yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty you know, und eighty bucks? Easy, Well,
Speaker 1: depend upon where you go, but and and how much
Speaker 1: you drink? Yeah, yeah, when do you When do you
Speaker 1: get five nine to get a Biggie meal? It works great.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it before you get into like saving
Speaker 1: money at Wendy's. I'm gonna say this so people don't
Speaker 1: have to post it. If they listen, if this becomes
Speaker 1: a pipeline, they put this on the podcast. Uh, everybody
Speaker 1: else out there is like, I haven't got my unemployment check. Rich,
Speaker 1: Like I bought a truck, I've been going on fishing trips.
Speaker 1: Oh no, but I save money at Wendy's. He's trying
Speaker 1: to he's trying. He's trying to pump the prime here.
Speaker 1: He's trying to keep money going to the ecomic. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got to feed it back in kirk Are you
Speaker 1: want one of those schools that sinks because you're getting
Speaker 1: lower and lower in the screen posture. Okay, yeah, everyone,
Speaker 1: After all he's done is they should boycott Amazon for
Speaker 1: like two months and just give money back to like
Speaker 1: local economies and local retailers. When you drive down any
Speaker 1: like regular retailer strip or like any strip in any town,
Speaker 1: like half of those companies or half of those little
Speaker 1: like embroidery or stationery stars are probably not going to
Speaker 1: come back. They're gone. They're gone. Yeah, J Crew just
Speaker 1: found for b K today, Like, are you still going
Speaker 1: to get your package? O? Your pants? Did you say?
Speaker 1: And those and those socks? Yeah, they've got ja crew
Speaker 1: filed for Bakers too. Did you call it b K? Yes? Sorry,
Speaker 1: I have a legal background, okay for us for US
Speaker 1: lay people. B K is Burger King, So I don't know. Yeah, yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: way better let me. Oh Wendy's is way better. Well
Speaker 1: not after the endorsement you gave him. You gotta go
Speaker 1: off and taking off his mask and coffee on your food.
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, funny things. I know what you xactly which
Speaker 1: one you're talking about, So I'm gonna avoid that one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I've gone back since, don't worry, I make
Speaker 1: sure it wasn't the right same guy. Hey, Rick, I
Speaker 1: got you. I got your text the other day. What
Speaker 1: did you mean when you said you wrote sex and
Speaker 1: then you wrote like x x X. What did that mean?
Speaker 1: Like you're not getting any uh No, I wanted you
Speaker 1: to follow the link that I was. You can check
Speaker 1: that out. Yeah, I did not get that. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: my Yeah, I know that it was. It was a
Speaker 1: human bike sex x xext me that three times a month. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, well, I mean that's that's not your wife's fault.
Speaker 1: The rest of the time, you're out fishing and truck
Speaker 1: I'm on, I'm on a better pace than whatever used
Speaker 1: to be before COVID. Well the single beds really helped. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what about you guys? Uh No, I have to talk
Speaker 1: to my wife since that you're worried. Come on, Dmitri, No,
Speaker 1: it's you know, it's it's the same man. It's I
Speaker 1: don't you read all those articles and people like, well,
Speaker 1: there are couples that are bored in there. You know,
Speaker 1: they're doing this and they're doing that, you know, or
Speaker 1: they're not doing this, and life is life is pretty
Speaker 1: much the same. Except that you know, I don't have
Speaker 1: to go anywhere. You don't go out the front door. No,
Speaker 1: I don't go out the front door. And it's not
Speaker 1: like there's there's not a ton of cabin fever around here,
Speaker 1: I don't think. But having said that, I've been locked
Speaker 1: in this room for three days. So if you guys
Speaker 1: could go anywhere in the world, any concert to go to,
Speaker 1: what would you do? Day one? They're turning lights back
Speaker 1: on on June one? Where are you going? Are you
Speaker 1: broadcasting from your ring doorbell? I'm going? By the way,
Speaker 1: do you want me to go over the door? Are
Speaker 1: you standing until I come out and sign something? He
Speaker 1: knows the Battle of the Wine? You just can't see it,
Speaker 1: and some ice cubes through your refreshed her trying to perfect.
Speaker 1: So your question was what concert would we go see?
Speaker 1: Getting out of this without your kids, without your wife,
Speaker 1: I have neither. Um I would say I would want
Speaker 1: to see. And I don't know if they're still doing
Speaker 1: a residency in Vegas. But no, by the way, did
Speaker 1: you see that she burnt down her gym? And she's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. Meanwhile, she staring at the gym. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's standing in the gym. It's like, well, it's not
Speaker 1: because you're standing in it. But that's a whole other thing.
Speaker 1: I actually had renewal log on the tv UM maybe
Speaker 1: earth Weight and Fire in Vegas. Okay, wasn't expecting that
Speaker 1: coming out of what do you think you were thinking?
Speaker 1: Thinking like he was thinking like a boy band or
Speaker 1: something like that. You know, DVD wasn't it isn't bon
Speaker 1: Jovi and Brian Adams doing the tour this year? Maybe
Speaker 1: I go catch that. Okay, I'm gonna leave this meeting
Speaker 1: here real quick, so oh sorry, are you gonna be
Speaker 1: k on us? All right? What would you go see?
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear from Ricky. I'd go to
Speaker 1: Billie Eilish. Now, I was supposed to go to a
Speaker 1: second week at Jazz Best and I have canceled that.
Speaker 1: So that was that was That was a super bummer.
Speaker 1: So you know what, I kind of forgot that this
Speaker 1: is an I Heeart media podcast. So I would probably
Speaker 1: a good good call on the Billie Eilish. I would
Speaker 1: see that or you know somebody else that they play
Speaker 1: who's that other guy? Um? God? He lives in Nashville.
Speaker 1: Gavin DeGraw. That's right, that's right, good answer. I see
Speaker 1: you on tour right now. I mean, dude, he should be.
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody's on tour right now. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: the point of if when thing is open up, what
Speaker 1: tour would you see? Yeah? I go see Gavin de Gras.
Speaker 1: It's a no brainer. Yeah, I go see Brooks on
Speaker 1: that mountaintop that he's on right now. That looked epic,
Speaker 1: didn't it. Uh yeah, that look cool open not a sleepwalker? Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: clearly you guys don't follow Brooks on Instagram. He's on
Speaker 1: top of like some mountain right now and who knows where.
Speaker 1: But I didn't even have an Instagram. Well cut, because
Speaker 1: your name is Kirk Rummans. Well, Kerky Rummy, Wait, you
Speaker 1: don't have Instagram, So you're just going to go to
Speaker 1: jazz Fest and not share that experience with us? No,
Speaker 1: I was just kind of I'm a big kind of
Speaker 1: liver and not sharer. M Okay, that's interesting. I don't
Speaker 1: really really dig TikTok. I got into that about three
Speaker 1: weeks ago to my thirteen year old daughter. But that
Speaker 1: thing is addictive, so you can't figure that thing out.
Speaker 1: Five seconds of fun, and then you're like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: sucks all then oh another one. Now we've moved on
Speaker 1: from sex, we're talking about time wrong. Have you done
Speaker 1: any tiktoks? I did one with my kids where I
Speaker 1: put them but I put them side by side and
Speaker 1: they said which one is better? Which one's worse? And
Speaker 1: then did that whole thing right now? Right? Did you
Speaker 1: say what concert that you would go to? I said, jas,
Speaker 1: that's right, you did. Okay, supposed to be there last week,
Speaker 1: So that sucks. What's so, is that the thing that
Speaker 1: you missed that you've missed out on the most by this?
Speaker 1: I like, I like going to see music, So that's
Speaker 1: that's been the main thing that's really been about her.
Speaker 1: Not that it's a huge travel, but it's a I
Speaker 1: like to go travel to go see to go see music.
Speaker 1: So uh, of the entire shutdown and having that, it's
Speaker 1: been kind of the biggest bummer. But one day we'll see.
Speaker 1: Have you been watching any of those like online contents
Speaker 1: that they've been putting on. I mean, I think they've
Speaker 1: been doing that quite a bit. Some of the artists
Speaker 1: I've been going to like old school like YouTube, what
Speaker 1: was it um lollapalus are from like n N. It
Speaker 1: was crazy, super good. It was like it was the
Speaker 1: bill was kind of weird, but it was like Limp
Speaker 1: Biscuit and Rage against Machine. But I was like, holy crap,
Speaker 1: used to like Little Biscuit Like they were like yeah, totally,
Speaker 1: six hundred thousand people just jumping in. It was like
Speaker 1: it was Rick, I thought you were gonna take that. Rick,
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna take Halsey. Oh, I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: we saw we were at the Heart was the Heart
Speaker 1: Music Festival right in Vegas. She performed and Rick was
Speaker 1: beside himself, which I listen to a lot of her
Speaker 1: and counted she's super talented. Yeah, I've just been listening
Speaker 1: to a lot of that with the kids. Kirk, you
Speaker 1: just sucked out again. You looked like the neighbor from home.
Speaker 1: It's obviously eyes an unknowns. I'm not recording this, no,
Speaker 1: um do you guys don't hear this beeping? Do you?
Speaker 1: Just like I accidentally spilled beer on my Alexa and
Speaker 1: it just keeps beeping. Now you don't see you're not
Speaker 1: responsible enough to have a bucket of beers. Well I
Speaker 1: was responsible enough to have one to get one. I
Speaker 1: thought that was this way. I'm not getting up every
Speaker 1: three minutes, got all this COVID stuff. If you can
Speaker 1: drink on Monday and it's totally normal, that's true. They're
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest, and
Speaker 1: then I'm not trying to sound like a I've been responsible,
Speaker 1: but there's been one day I think where I haven't
Speaker 1: had a drink. You know, when you like go to
Speaker 1: the doctor and they're like, how many drinks have you had?
Speaker 1: How many drinks do you have for a week. I
Speaker 1: used to be able to answer that honestly, like I
Speaker 1: can't go to the doctor for like two years until
Speaker 1: that average comes down because he's gonna be like, I
Speaker 1: think I've had a few drinks every night since they started,
Speaker 1: because it's kind of like, you know, it takes the
Speaker 1: edge off. What time do you start? You've seen you
Speaker 1: see nighttime like go on usually after dinner, Like so,
Speaker 1: you know, I have a kids, So I get up
Speaker 1: and I and I work from home, and then the
Speaker 1: kids have their their homeschooling, you know, uh so I
Speaker 1: helped them with that and then have dinner and then
Speaker 1: after that I just kind of like you're on your own,
Speaker 1: watch TV, and go to bed, and I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: have a The kids Schoolly homeschooled like nine to three
Speaker 1: every day or they're like nine and in and then
Speaker 1: it's like play time. And I was like maybe an
Speaker 1: hour and a half of now they get up and
Speaker 1: they they're pretty good. They do their work, but so
Speaker 1: they do it through and then so they can finish.
Speaker 1: But like my son who's seven, he kind of cut
Speaker 1: some corners. They're on this thing called seesaw have you.
Speaker 1: I don't know if your kids have that. It's this
Speaker 1: thing that it's one of those things that goes like this. No,
Speaker 1: well I mean that, yes, that is a but that's
Speaker 1: how what I'm referring to. You're trying to decide which
Speaker 1: kid is good enough. Yeah. Yeah, it's a scale basically,
Speaker 1: so the school sends out this thing for a program
Speaker 1: and ds can like do their work and then take
Speaker 1: a picture of it and send it back to the
Speaker 1: teacher or something like that. So I was like, the
Speaker 1: kids were doing greatful it. Whence it starts like three days,
Speaker 1: I'm like, they totally got this. And then I went
Speaker 1: in one day just to check my son's work, and
Speaker 1: he was just taking pictures, like sending pictures of himself
Speaker 1: with like a thumbs up. I'm like, buddy, you're supposed
Speaker 1: to like take a picture of your math. Here he's
Speaker 1: like one picture at his stuff. He was getting the
Speaker 1: thumbs up. The other way, he's like waving and like
Speaker 1: they don't want you like showing as you finished. I
Speaker 1: mean when I said show this, you're done, show them work,
Speaker 1: not like hey, this is mean with no pet in
Speaker 1: my hands. So he's like, screw it that. This is
Speaker 1: week seven. So we had to go back everything, some stuff,
Speaker 1: teachers not even logging on. No. I I emailed the teachers.
Speaker 1: I was like, I just noticed that. I apologize and
Speaker 1: they were like, oh no, we we saw, but we figured,
Speaker 1: you know, that's he's cute, so you know, it's cute
Speaker 1: of him. It was a mistake, and I was like,
Speaker 1: you guys, weren't on, were you. Well. The funny thing
Speaker 1: is like the weather started getting nicer, and like everyone's like, oh, summertime.
Speaker 1: It was like, well people for get that. Like kids
Speaker 1: have like three or four or five more weeks at school.
Speaker 1: I mean they go they have to get all of
Speaker 1: all the day. Everyone's like it's summertime, why is the
Speaker 1: country club and the golf course is not open? So yeah, well,
Speaker 1: and like I feel like when everyone says homeschool, like
Speaker 1: I'm imagining in my brain, like everyone's sitting there like
Speaker 1: with their mouth book all this kind of stuff. I mean,
Speaker 1: I have a little bit older kids or thirteen and eleven,
Speaker 1: but it's like all their stuffs online. So it's like
Speaker 1: they come down e practice, go back up by nine
Speaker 1: o'clock and start working on it. Well, they rolled down
Speaker 1: at like eleven and they're done, aside from like evening reading.
Speaker 1: But there's I'm not I'm looking at their school a
Speaker 1: g which is their program, but I'm not monitoring and
Speaker 1: sitting down and going over their homework with them. You know,
Speaker 1: I think they're probably better off. How many kids have
Speaker 1: you gotten with me not being involved? Exactly? They called
Speaker 1: it a win win now you like correcting them in
Speaker 1: the wrong for the wrong thing. Yeah, how many kids
Speaker 1: are gonna get home school next year? Like the pair? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we just did it, and I mean we can do
Speaker 1: it here. I mean, especially like people who send their
Speaker 1: kids to private school. It's been you know, ten a year,
Speaker 1: Like what we can do for free? I mean I
Speaker 1: don't think the people that send their kids to private
Speaker 1: schools are looking to have them home all day and
Speaker 1: teach them. I think they're probably been out of shape
Speaker 1: as it is, I would imagine. But you pay all
Speaker 1: that money, right, you pay all that money, and then
Speaker 1: they're just around your house. Right. But I'm saying, and
Speaker 1: I'm saying, and I'm not exulting people like that. But
Speaker 1: if they have the money to send their kids to school,
Speaker 1: I don't think they're necessarily it's probably not an issue.
Speaker 1: And I don't think they're looking to have and stay home.
Speaker 1: I would think it's the opposite, actually, Kirk, I think
Speaker 1: after all this, I think people don't want to have
Speaker 1: their kids home all the time. You can just say
Speaker 1: that again. Did you see the story about the the
Speaker 1: young lady who was a student at university in Miami
Speaker 1: and she sued the school because she didn't feel as
Speaker 1: if she wanted her she wasn't getting the same education
Speaker 1: in by like like the zoom thing, so she doing it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she didn't feel like she was getting her education
Speaker 1: by the online courses that they were offering. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: like to me in college, that was always like when
Speaker 1: a student was older like when there was like an
Speaker 1: old person that took your class, who like when you
Speaker 1: wanted the classic get out and they were raising their
Speaker 1: hand one last time. You're and you're hungover, and all
Speaker 1: you want to do is choke him out, right, So
Speaker 1: that's like this the equivalent the guy you wanted cheat
Speaker 1: off of. Well there's also that, ye know, but it's true.
Speaker 1: So you know they're like, listen, guys, how about no
Speaker 1: homework tonight? And there's that one person like I think
Speaker 1: we should stay friend, you know, that's what you're talking about. Right,
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, dude, we're in college whatever, We're home enough
Speaker 1: to worry about this Person's like, I don't feel like
Speaker 1: I'm getting my money's worth from this institution, right right?
Speaker 1: And so this woman suing the university to try to
Speaker 1: get a percentage back of what she's been paying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't notice me. She can't used to library, you
Speaker 1: can't use the student center. There's like all these things
Speaker 1: that are just that. But but would I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not the college's fault, right, it's not. Have you noticed
Speaker 1: the uptick in in in lawsuits now? Like is it
Speaker 1: like Minnesota is suing China and and somebody else is
Speaker 1: suing it, like somebody suing Governor Cuomo. It's like everyone's
Speaker 1: just like I'm not happy. So I'm just gonna sue somebody.
Speaker 1: See if I can get inning Michigan. Yeah, I think that.
Speaker 1: I think that just points straight to the top. Dmitri. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out who I'm going to sue
Speaker 1: for a Zoom calls down the best. The best part
Speaker 1: is when we we had to go we had to
Speaker 1: go mobile for work, Like people were just like literally
Speaker 1: grabbing monitors and keyboards and stuff like it was like
Speaker 1: red It was like Red down when they're like running
Speaker 1: into the hills, like just grabbing like freaking printers and stuff,
Speaker 1: like I canna set up my home office stuff. You
Speaker 1: were outside in the parking Wolverine that didn't grab a chair, Wolory. Hey,
Speaker 1: let me ask you this, when was the last time
Speaker 1: you golfed? Because you look like you just got off
Speaker 1: the course golf on a hat. It's not really tan.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit of red face. So I only
Speaker 1: encouraging my house for many, many many days working and
Speaker 1: I'm on my on my phone. I have little things
Speaker 1: since get outside and get sunshine. I need to get sunshine.
Speaker 1: Side was outside having the beer with a buddy eight
Speaker 1: feet away from each other and I sat in the
Speaker 1: setting sun. So I have not played golf and not
Speaker 1: a huge golf Ricket, so I have not done it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: port Rick hasn't had time to golf and not with
Speaker 1: all the fishing and truck by. I know it's been
Speaker 1: really tough, challenging. I will say, I feel like with
Speaker 1: this COVID stuff and being home with the family, it's
Speaker 1: like it's almost kind of that aside from right now,
Speaker 1: which the wet dog and my daughter are running around
Speaker 1: in circles, you can probably hear that, but um it,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's sort of letting into some of
Speaker 1: that family time where it's like where if you were retired,
Speaker 1: you know, or like basically it's it's just it's calmed
Speaker 1: everything down a little bit and so we're spending I'm
Speaker 1: spending good quality time with all the kids and my
Speaker 1: wife and it's just that part's been super fun and
Speaker 1: there Yeah, I know, they just walked in. Everybody walked.
Speaker 1: A few minutes ago. He was like over talking about this.
Speaker 1: He's like he's like the best part about this is
Speaker 1: family time. I have to say, but no, but in
Speaker 1: all series, and I feel like it's like everything's kind
Speaker 1: of obviously it's slowing down, and it's how slowed down,
Speaker 1: and like you can't go anywhere, and you, I mean,
Speaker 1: you're you gotta make you gotta barbecue, you can't go out,
Speaker 1: and you know, it's just it's it's calm things down,
Speaker 1: and you are spending more time with everybody, our families
Speaker 1: and dad, let's just pick on dad's. Our dad's actually
Speaker 1: like taking kids on bike rids or like dads and
Speaker 1: the kids in the family room and everyone's on their device.
Speaker 1: So I went out in front of the house the
Speaker 1: other night and I took like a on chair and
Speaker 1: I put on the sidewalk and I cracked open a
Speaker 1: drink and the kids were riding their bikes out in
Speaker 1: front of the house. Problem is, then they went up
Speaker 1: the block, you know, because they wanted to come down
Speaker 1: the little hill and then troubled down. Dude, while they
Speaker 1: were up there, these people walk by and I'm just
Speaker 1: sitting out in front of my house in a launch
Speaker 1: chair of drinking and yeah, maybe we were probably waiting
Speaker 1: for delivery guys, So it's probably he has his nest
Speaker 1: camera yeah exactly. And the kids know the kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the kids have a GoPro on. They're like ten blocks away.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I got him right here. It's all good thing.
Speaker 1: I pulled up and I was like, you can grow
Speaker 1: up and ring the doorbell. I'll come up in a minute.
Speaker 1: But speaking of food, I can't wait to go out
Speaker 1: to eat again. Man. I am dying too, even if
Speaker 1: it's just sitting at a bar and eat. I missed
Speaker 1: watching people like in person and eaves dropping on their
Speaker 1: conversation and they were awkward first states, Like I could
Speaker 1: watch that all day long. That's what guys, That's what
Speaker 1: Shane and I do when we go out for drinks.
Speaker 1: Like a lot of people like, oh, we want to
Speaker 1: go someplace where we can you know, talk whatever. It's like,
Speaker 1: we want to be right there, like in the corner
Speaker 1: where we can just watch people and we sit there
Speaker 1: and makeup stories about him like, oh, this guy's you know,
Speaker 1: this guy's out here cheating on his wife or whatever
Speaker 1: it is, and you know it's it passes the time,
Speaker 1: good hearted fun guys. Have you guys been cooking at home? Um?
Speaker 1: You cook? So? Yeah? I cook? Yeah, I've been cooking. Actually,
Speaker 1: I thought I would barbecue more, but I've only done
Speaker 1: that a couple of times. I've still been cooking inside.
Speaker 1: I look at to make lasagna, like cooking seriously, like
Speaker 1: it's super easy. Yeah, but it's but it's labor intensive,
Speaker 1: so that's impressive. Yeah, but no, I've been cooking tons
Speaker 1: of stuff. You're talking about, like a frozen lasagna. He's like,
Speaker 1: it's not He's like, you're just turning onto three because
Speaker 1: like a kirk, let me just whip up an easy lasagna.
Speaker 1: You know, all of a sudden your body flame, dude,
Speaker 1: there's like sixteen layers to whatever. Let me just jump
Speaker 1: to this. You guys want you guys want me to
Speaker 1: show you the chicken Cobobs Kirke his own part on
Speaker 1: Cheese Factor. I don't know what that means. It sounded
Speaker 1: like it was some weirdif. But don't worry about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not the way I'm not gonna worry about I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to forget that. Now. Did you like go to
Speaker 1: like YouTube or did you just pull up a recipe?
Speaker 1: That's actually pretty funny because the first time I was like,
Speaker 1: how am I supposed to freak me do this? So,
Speaker 1: like I know how to like cook post and I
Speaker 1: was like, how do you layer? And like the first
Speaker 1: time I actually did because I was trying to figure out,
Speaker 1: like where do you put the ricotta, where do you
Speaker 1: put the sauce, where do you put the saucers? So
Speaker 1: like the first time I did, and I've made it
Speaker 1: three times since, but I just keep on making the
Speaker 1: exact you made with the grocery store earlier today and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, those red and green peppers might
Speaker 1: be good in my list on it's gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: change that next time. Kr you got a home gym.
Speaker 1: I'm worried about you making three lasagna is a week.
Speaker 1: That's why he keeps s folly. Yeah, what noodles do
Speaker 1: you buy? What's that? What noodles? Like the hard buy
Speaker 1: like regular in the pasta thing. It's lasagna noodles and
Speaker 1: you cook them for like eight ten minutes, and uh
Speaker 1: do you find a lot of grocery store It's actually crazy,
Speaker 1: a lot of lasagna noodles and a lot of soft
Speaker 1: noodles at the grocery store. You're like, what do you buy?
Speaker 1: The heart was that you gotta put in water? That's
Speaker 1: what we have. Like the finest postive shops in northern California.
Speaker 1: The reason this all started because I went to the
Speaker 1: grocery store, like right when like Armageddon happened. People are
Speaker 1: like like stealing all the toilet paper, and I went
Speaker 1: into the new into the noodle islands, like the only
Speaker 1: thing it was left with lasagna. I was like, I
Speaker 1: guess I can so here. Your original intention was if
Speaker 1: I don't have toilet paper and use lasagna noodles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: once you got toilet paper, like all right, I will
Speaker 1: just make a design. It's like, I guess I can't
Speaker 1: make Maco teas anymore. Was that he's looking at you,
Speaker 1: and you're looking at the Desagni nude, was like, this
Speaker 1: will work when I'm out of TP. What was the
Speaker 1: family's reaction when they saw the first Lasagni I bought.
Speaker 1: I bought. I bought a thing of Lasagni. You know,
Speaker 1: I take a picture and I said to a bunch
Speaker 1: of people of working, I was like, I guess I
Speaker 1: gotta literally make Lasagnia. Was like, hey, can we speaking
Speaker 1: of can we talk about over sharing? People over sharing
Speaker 1: lately on social media, like because their home, they're like
Speaker 1: sharing way more than they need to which they do anyway.
Speaker 1: Like I had a buddy like he took a picture
Speaker 1: of his grill and he like caption. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: little stay at home grilling. And I was like, hey, jackass,
Speaker 1: that's where you grill. You don't take your grill out
Speaker 1: like everything like this is my stay at home but
Speaker 1: stay at home reading. It's like, no, that's what you
Speaker 1: do when you read at home. Maybe maybe he rolls
Speaker 1: it out on the sidewalk and does it. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe Jesus, did you just say reading? I mean, we're good.
Speaker 1: I have friends on Facebook that read. I think. Have
Speaker 1: you guys been watching those Jordan's documentaries? That Jordan documentary
Speaker 1: that's so sweet. I didn't see the latest two that
Speaker 1: came out like this last sight. Yeah I haven't either, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Yeah, I watched that The Early Nighties
Speaker 1: sound good. You know that was the Jordan years. This
Speaker 1: is the Lasagna years for spoken like a true Nuggets fan,
Speaker 1: Nuggets like chicken nuggets are dead for Nuggets and mcdues.
Speaker 1: He's got the mc dice jersey on. Hey, did you
Speaker 1: guys watch Tiger game? Yeah? Yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 1: I was waiting going to happen. We're not ruining it.
Speaker 1: I mean, the whole world's already watched. People made such
Speaker 1: a big deal out of it, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I watched it. I thought it was fine. I didn't
Speaker 1: love it. Nicolas Cage is gonna play him in the
Speaker 1: in the TV series that was kind of announced today
Speaker 1: yet out of here. Yeah. The only thing is that
Speaker 1: is that Nicolas Cage is more weird than Joe Exotics.
Speaker 1: So I was gonna say, I thought that was Nicolas Cage.
Speaker 1: I actually I actually thought Joe Exotic should play Nicolas Cage.
Speaker 1: It's gonna it's gonna be on like Lifetime Network. Yeah. Maybe.
Speaker 1: Did you guys see those YouTubers that tricked Carol Baskin
Speaker 1: was great. They pretended to be Jimmy Fallon and they
Speaker 1: like had clips from his show, and so they held
Speaker 1: like a phone call with her and she thought she
Speaker 1: was on with Jimmy Fallon and they kept playing all
Speaker 1: this stuff and she was answering questions and stuff, and
Speaker 1: then they just at the end, it was like she
Speaker 1: pretended to be okay with it because she got duped,
Speaker 1: so she had to kind of go along with it.
Speaker 1: But that was my second favorite video of today. Today,
Speaker 1: there was also a video that the first video the
Speaker 1: first video today was um, a little monkey. Money's on
Speaker 1: a bicycle and he's going down the road and he
Speaker 1: was big. Was the bicycle tiny? It was like it
Speaker 1: was appropriately sized. And this is such a home quarantine conversation.
Speaker 1: My second favorite video of the day was a monkey
Speaker 1: on a bicycle. He goes down the street, rips a
Speaker 1: little girl off a park You guys are all parents,
Speaker 1: This is not gonna be as funny for you guys
Speaker 1: as it was for me. Rips a little girl off
Speaker 1: a park bench. It drags her down the street. So eventually,
Speaker 1: like adults get to the kid. It was this like
Speaker 1: a no, no, no. This was like in like another country,
Speaker 1: like this is our country. The monkeys ride bicycles. Yeah
Speaker 1: you know that country. Sure don't ride bicycles in the US, Kirk,
Speaker 1: come on. But the best thing is like the adults
Speaker 1: eventually get the kid away for the monkey, but not
Speaker 1: they don't go like running down the street like they're
Speaker 1: kind of like actual they walk down the street to
Speaker 1: free the kid. But a little Susie. Susie has been
Speaker 1: a bad girl lately, I think apparently This is probably
Speaker 1: something that happens when you live in a weird country
Speaker 1: where monkeys ride bikes. This is probably not the first
Speaker 1: time they've seen this. All right, where are you getting
Speaker 1: these videos? By the way, they went viral? Guys? Monkeys
Speaker 1: on monkeys on bikes dot com? The Internet? Is it
Speaker 1: Instagram or is it? Uh? What is it now? Somebody
Speaker 1: just said it to you, guys, gotcha? Got How about
Speaker 1: these these YouTubers that pulled off this giant ruse and
Speaker 1: tricked Carol Baskin And they're only number two for Shane
Speaker 1: nice to a monkey on a bicycles that took your
Speaker 1: Carol off a park bench, took a year old. That's
Speaker 1: the best, Parson. We talked about the monkeys Birnes exactly.
Speaker 1: I've heard that Nicholas cage just like the monkey. I
Speaker 1: wasn't a big fan of the Tiger King. I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I was expecting a lot more at the end than
Speaker 1: what I had, and then he was like, oh, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have an extra episode and I turned that on.
Speaker 1: It was like interviews of that like whatever his name was,
Speaker 1: the douchebag that bought the company after, you know, like,
Speaker 1: what's his name? Got thrown in jail. His name but
Speaker 1: the Kevin guy, know, the other guy, Steve Love or
Speaker 1: whatever his name is. I don't remember, but I agree,
Speaker 1: I think, and I didn't love. I didn't factor it
Speaker 1: in that this was oh that that guy, right, I
Speaker 1: didn't factor in that this was a quarantine and deuced
Speaker 1: recommendation because everybody talked about how good it was. So
Speaker 1: I agree, and I was like, this has gotta be amazing.
Speaker 1: So when when did Tiger King actually come out? Was it?
Speaker 1: Is it like nine months old? I mean, I'm almost
Speaker 1: done with Ozark's and Ozark is like three years old? Well, no,
Speaker 1: Ozark started a few years back, but there's a new season,
Speaker 1: but like it's like a Chinese production and like they
Speaker 1: pretty much put it out right as it hit. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this though, anything you watch after Ozark
Speaker 1: is gonna suck. I got I have like four or
Speaker 1: five more episodes ago season three? Did you guys like
Speaker 1: you love it? Is it worth watching all the seasons?
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. I'm not a huge Bene watcher kind
Speaker 1: of person, but I mean, I got nothing else to do.
Speaker 1: My daughter, he's only a benge drinker. Yeah exactly. He
Speaker 1: doesn't have an Instagram account. He's either tick talking or
Speaker 1: he's you know, sitting outside eight feet from his buddy. Oy.
Speaker 1: So I started watching Cheers again because I love that
Speaker 1: show about my daughter who just turned eleven. She started
Speaker 1: watching Friends because she's like, oh, I forgot man, I
Speaker 1: forgot how sexual that show was in the first few seasons,
Speaker 1: like like like three storylines in one episode is all
Speaker 1: about sex. And I was like, that's it, all right,
Speaker 1: I gotta go, I gotta watch it. We lost break.
Speaker 1: I was never the biggest friend Friends fan. I know
Speaker 1: you don't treat your friends very well. Oh even the
Speaker 1: show really yeah, I did more so than Friends. How
Speaker 1: about Cheers? Cheers was one of my favorites at the time.
Speaker 1: Do you want to tell these guys quickly your barteting?
Speaker 1: Sorry that's a yes. Have you guys ever tended bar before?
Speaker 1: Only in my own home? Okay, So I'll just make
Speaker 1: this real quick. So I thought that that would be
Speaker 1: a cool job to have one summer, like while I
Speaker 1: was in college. So I started reading a book on
Speaker 1: how to make drinks just like rest, like a regular
Speaker 1: like bartender's recipe book, and once I memorized like three
Speaker 1: or four drinks, I thought I had it. So I
Speaker 1: said to my father, I was like, you know, maybe
Speaker 1: I'll go out and put out an application. So I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I go go put out an application.
Speaker 1: So I walked into a place and there was a
Speaker 1: guy there, um the manager was there, and he's just like,
Speaker 1: what can I do for you? I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: I want to get a job here this summer attending bar.
Speaker 1: And I thought, well, that could be another couple of
Speaker 1: months because it was like spring break time, and give
Speaker 1: me a couple of more months to like really work
Speaker 1: on this craft. And uh, he goes, the guy just
Speaker 1: called out tonight. Can you do it tonight? And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, all right, And I'm like yeah maybe right,
Speaker 1: he goes, all you need is a tuxedo shirt. And
Speaker 1: I used to like video wedding, so I had a
Speaker 1: tuxedo shirt. So I was like, well, I got that covered.
Speaker 1: Can we come back to that afterwards? Yeah? Absolutely. So
Speaker 1: I go home and I tell my dad, I'm like
Speaker 1: that I don't know if I should probably bail out.
Speaker 1: He was now, the only way to do it is
Speaker 1: to jump right in, so I'm like, okay, So I
Speaker 1: walk in. I have my touch Seeder shirt on a hangar.
Speaker 1: There's always like cute waitresses. It was like a party
Speaker 1: of like senior citizen like reunion type thing, but heavy drinkers.
Speaker 1: So behind the bar and then the first uh person
Speaker 1: comes up to the bars like can I get like
Speaker 1: a gin and tonic? I'm all right, I got that.
Speaker 1: So I'm like putting it together like I put it
Speaker 1: up there. And then there's people at the bar and
Speaker 1: I'm sweating, like I'm sweating, looks I can't remember a
Speaker 1: single drink. He's like he's like. One guy was like, dude,
Speaker 1: there's not even see All of a sudden, like the
Speaker 1: one really cute waitress who was like, oh, who's the
Speaker 1: new bartender? When I walked in, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I was like have you ever done this before? Dude?
Speaker 1: I was sick to my stuff. The manager had to
Speaker 1: come back there and like make drinks the whole night
Speaker 1: in bartender and I just stood next still like filling
Speaker 1: up the ice thing like a clap clean, cleaning the
Speaker 1: dirty ones pretty much. How say to my dad, I
Speaker 1: was like, what was that about? He was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I never thought you would do it last time we
Speaker 1: took advice from him. Yeah, he was terribly did it. No.
Speaker 1: I So then I worked at bars years later and
Speaker 1: then I started to do it, but but very slowly,
Speaker 1: never jumping in on like a huge party. In fact,
Speaker 1: anytime he's got a huge party, he kind of gets
Speaker 1: the shakes and kind of, you know, has a little
Speaker 1: shell shock. The owner calls him, was like, hey, Shane,
Speaker 1: we need you to come and barge And You're like,
Speaker 1: how many people are going to show him? Is this?
Speaker 1: Is this my chance? A genitonic party of three? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like Shane, we don't have assigned a bartender to just
Speaker 1: one table. You see, you have to make for every money. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The problem is if you think about old people, they're like,
Speaker 1: can I get a Can I get an old fashioned? Like?
Speaker 1: I'm like muddled, like trying to muddle fruit. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what fruit goes in it. I was like, awful,
Speaker 1: what's the worst job you guys ever had? This one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I is one time I got condent and joining a
Speaker 1: podcast and then they only called it when the regular
Speaker 1: guys couldn't make it find out in l a every
Speaker 1: three weeks and I got coronavirus was the door dash
Speaker 1: delivery guy during COVID who insisted that the people greet
Speaker 1: you at the dar you delivered just your own house.
Speaker 1: Creepy guys make me do the nestcam dance from let's
Speaker 1: say my worst job. Uh, I mean my worst like
Speaker 1: regular job before I started working in like an industry.
Speaker 1: I think those are probably worse. Oh yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1: I used to have to clean golf shoes at a
Speaker 1: at a country club, and so I would take golf
Speaker 1: shoes and I had to like get all the dirt
Speaker 1: out of the spikes and had like repaint them white
Speaker 1: and you know that kind of stuff. But the problem
Speaker 1: was the worst job. Yeah, the problem was that that job,
Speaker 1: that shoe thing was in the men's locker room. Uh
Speaker 1: So all these all these old is would be walking
Speaker 1: because I guess that when you get older, When you
Speaker 1: get older, I think you are more comfortable having conversations
Speaker 1: with other men naked. Because that's what happened. The guys
Speaker 1: were just like standing around naked talking and I was
Speaker 1: just like whatever, I was fifteen, clean shoes or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh man, worst job. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was like my I was kind of It was
Speaker 1: more of a training experience for the job that I
Speaker 1: had out of college. But we were like a integrated
Speaker 1: circuit company. But like I used to be sold used
Speaker 1: integrated circuits and part of sort of refurbishing them was
Speaker 1: dipping them in back into used solder, like melted solder.
Speaker 1: Rick wins. Yeah, I mean, I'm o'tkay Rick on cancer.
Speaker 1: I was just saying that I was falling asleep because
Speaker 1: it was a boring job. Like I'm grabbing the little
Speaker 1: integrated circuit with these tweezers and I'm dipping it into
Speaker 1: this melted sawder, and I was like a training you
Speaker 1: have to put it into like this like solder flux first,
Speaker 1: like like oil or whatever, and then you dip it
Speaker 1: in there. Well, this guy is training me, and I
Speaker 1: dip it in there, and I dip it in the sawder,
Speaker 1: and the whole thing, I think job and the sawder
Speaker 1: just splattered everywhere and went all up. My arm should
Speaker 1: have soothed those guys right there. Yeah, what unless there
Speaker 1: were two guys standing a of you with sagging balls
Speaker 1: having a conversation. I don't want to hear your pension. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll go Dmitri's worst job, but they're weird. No, I
Speaker 1: think Shane's is the worst because listen, mine was uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: But there's nothing worse than like having everybody looking at
Speaker 1: you and depending on you, and you're just standing there
Speaker 1: failing and you just do anything. Yeah. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: feeling about it disappointing a hundred and fifty people at
Speaker 1: the same time, don't many of them it could have
Speaker 1: been their last party for many of them. I needed COVID.
Speaker 1: Then don't you mean, God, don't you don't you sort
Speaker 1: of resort or did you resort factor like the Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna for stiff cocktail and hopefully these people
Speaker 1: love it, and then they just like after two cocktails
Speaker 1: are hammering. The didn't even know what they're drinking, whether
Speaker 1: it's water, lemonade, or scott. I think that was I
Speaker 1: think that makes sense now. Back then I was actually
Speaker 1: really trying to do a good job. So yeah, so
Speaker 1: you know, it's about the attitude. When I was in college,
Speaker 1: I was bartend and in Boston and my buddies girlfriend
Speaker 1: started she wanted to learn, so she got a job
Speaker 1: and she was training, but she had a different attitude,
Speaker 1: so she started making drinks, same type of thing. Granted,
Speaker 1: she was like a cute girl, so she probably had
Speaker 1: a but one guy. At one point, some guy goes,
Speaker 1: that's not how you make that drink, and she goes,
Speaker 1: that's how we make it here, buddy, and she finished
Speaker 1: it and just gives it to him. It was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything, alright, how about you, Kirk. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I've had really too many jobs. Um. I
Speaker 1: had one in college. It was like a summer job
Speaker 1: where we like put up um. It was like a
Speaker 1: party rental plays. But like the guys that we worked
Speaker 1: it was basically a whole bunch of college people and
Speaker 1: a whole bunch people who worked there for like ten years.
Speaker 1: And they were like, let's here, like meth heads are in.
Speaker 1: But it was like you show up and he was like,
Speaker 1: all right, you have to like take as tent like
Speaker 1: two hours away and then go set it up in
Speaker 1: the middle of nowhere. Um, and then like you go
Speaker 1: do it. Then you go sleep in a parking line
Speaker 1: for three hours. And it was It's kind of the
Speaker 1: weirdest job that it was. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: a bad job, but it was just like a different
Speaker 1: company company end up going kN I mean you look,
Speaker 1: you look back and like if you've ever read it,
Speaker 1: like a dance floor or a party tent, I mean,
Speaker 1: look at the guys are coming like putting that things up,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, yeah, and then you look over in
Speaker 1: Shane's bartending that's that's yeah. Characters get to his car
Speaker 1: and drives away. I mean you you literally you show
Speaker 1: up in the morning and it's like eight in the morning,
Speaker 1: like all right, and they like hand out that like
Speaker 1: the manifest of what people are supposed to be, like
Speaker 1: oh cool, I'm gonna be able to go like sleep
Speaker 1: next to a golf course for three three hours today,
Speaker 1: Like you're pretty much just trying to figure out how
Speaker 1: you're going to screw over the company. So Rick Rick
Speaker 1: burned his arm. Shaan was humiliated in front a bunch
Speaker 1: of people. I had to stand there, well naked men
Speaker 1: talked while I cleaned their shoes, and your worst word
Speaker 1: was you going to take a nap in a car
Speaker 1: that's pretty much out a rough one. It's nice to
Speaker 1: see you were able to bounce back baby steps. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you have in the oven right now? Ready to go? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I haven't really talked to anybody more in other an hour.
Speaker 1: So I gotta go nice I'm kidding. I was like,
Speaker 1: where you have to go? Room? I had a hundred
Speaker 1: and three steps today. It was awesome. Tomorrow I'm gonna
Speaker 1: break it nice back. Yeah, he drives to the lake,
Speaker 1: he walks to the ship's line. Is it he have
Speaker 1: to walk? Oh? No, you just back the truck down
Speaker 1: on the lake and then you fish out the back.
Speaker 1: You know you need to touch the ground. I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: do you guys think it would be easy to date
Speaker 1: during this, like, not date, but to be single? I'm single.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not single anymore, but I'm dating right now.
Speaker 1: It's horrible. You know, he makes why do you think
Speaker 1: he makes? Why do you think he makes three lasagnas? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I've been separated for two years and now we're getta
Speaker 1: be personally. Gosh, I didn't want to do this. Um
Speaker 1: your chair up a little bit. Yeah, you're not recording this? Sorry?
Speaker 1: No never never, no, no never never. But it sucks,
Speaker 1: like yeah, social social dating is not or social distance
Speaker 1: datium is not very it's not very fun. So if
Speaker 1: if you on line, can you walk us through it? Actually,
Speaker 1: I do mind. Okay, well this was nice social I
Speaker 1: don't mean you personally, but so, for instance, are you
Speaker 1: on a dating app? I guess that would be your personally.
Speaker 1: They would have been dating someone for a couple of months.
Speaker 1: But it's like, when when is this all gonna end?
Speaker 1: When we get back to the normal win? Can we
Speaker 1: go to bar? When can we uh go travel? And
Speaker 1: you know, have a vacation things like that. So it's
Speaker 1: it's okay, so you're dating someone, you're not looking like
Speaker 1: dating different people? Look, but I hear you, Like, what
Speaker 1: about people who are on like Tinder, you know whatever,
Speaker 1: um find someone? Yeah? What about people who made for
Speaker 1: two months and then they try and set something up?
Speaker 1: So yeah, people that just moved in together, that's gotta
Speaker 1: be tough. Where they don't get a break at all,
Speaker 1: that's gotta be rough. I know someone that it wasn't
Speaker 1: a romantic thing, but they just moved in. They got
Speaker 1: a new roommate like a week before this happened, so
Speaker 1: then they were stuck in the new place with the roommate.
Speaker 1: What have you been married for fifteen years? I mean
Speaker 1: you've been married ye, Well that's the other side of
Speaker 1: the spectrum, right, Yeah, so talk talk us through that,
Speaker 1: Rick hypothetically, I don't really have anything to say about it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, let's go back to Kirk. Kirk, let's answer
Speaker 1: the question. Henry Winkler was on CBS Sunday morning, and
Speaker 1: you know, he was talking about his long time marriage
Speaker 1: and he was saying that even the two of them
Speaker 1: that have been married for forty something years, it's difficult
Speaker 1: even though he's got this great relationship, because humans aren't
Speaker 1: meant to be together that closely. No two humans should
Speaker 1: be together that closely for that long, like we are
Speaker 1: in quarantine. So he was talking about that. But UM,
Speaker 1: buddy of minds a divorce attorney, and he said, when Um,
Speaker 1: when China like sort of lifted its restrictions, then that
Speaker 1: they had record numbers people filing for divorce. That's what
Speaker 1: that's what they say. They say that the divorce lawyers
Speaker 1: are going to be in in booming business. Canna be
Speaker 1: booming for a long time after this. UM. I think
Speaker 1: it's funny people that people people that work with UM
Speaker 1: I have never seen like their significant other, like how
Speaker 1: they are at work and then when they're working from
Speaker 1: home and you hear them on the phone, you know,
Speaker 1: the people that are like, oh, of a sudden, you
Speaker 1: realize like your your wife or your husband is like, okay,
Speaker 1: let's circle back on this, and then like they start
Speaker 1: using linko, like all right, if I'm being told honest,
Speaker 1: sometimes my wife used his phrases on her work calls
Speaker 1: where I'm like, if this was my boss us things
Speaker 1: that work, I'd be like, shut the funk up. Your
Speaker 1: wife was like, oh my god, you're an asshole at work. Also, yeah,
Speaker 1: well you know she knew that though. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it would be hard trying to like plan a date,
Speaker 1: go out and do any of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: I mean, at some point, wouldn't you just forfeit the
Speaker 1: rules like break quarantine? I mean yeah, I mean, well, um,
Speaker 1: I mean, how he has kids, so I think he
Speaker 1: has to be super careful about that. I mean, you
Speaker 1: look at the people who brooke quarantine down and a
Speaker 1: Honeyton beach last week. You know, it's like eight sucking
Speaker 1: jackasses on one little sideblock and one guy has his
Speaker 1: iPhone on it and like cc CNN like blastom, Like
Speaker 1: California is totally into sarray. Everyone's on the beach, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean it's like two thousand jackasses, and like everybody
Speaker 1: else in California is doing what they're supposed to be doing.
Speaker 1: You know, well, I mean that you saw Georgia they
Speaker 1: opened back up and within twenty four hours they had
Speaker 1: a thousand new cases or two thousand new cases. It's
Speaker 1: like you the data and how that data gets pushed
Speaker 1: out and he's supposed to be the day is supposed
Speaker 1: to come out with twenty four hours, but it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: is that data three days old? Me? And like just
Speaker 1: dumping on Saturday because some county that doesn't have the
Speaker 1: internet like pushed all their numbers for it. So I'm
Speaker 1: not a conspiracy very person at all. But no, not
Speaker 1: at all. There's just so much. There's just no like
Speaker 1: centralized way to like capture all this stuff. Where are
Speaker 1: you on the JFK assassination one single bullet? He's on
Speaker 1: the grass. What's the deal with those UFO videos that
Speaker 1: came out? Did never see those the ones that looked
Speaker 1: like a tie fighter. I mean it's a tie fighter, right.
Speaker 1: It looks like all the government and everyone's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. The government finally released UFO videos and admitted
Speaker 1: that they think they're UFOs, and and it all gets buried,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't know. I'm so used to
Speaker 1: seeing things that aren't real like that, So I mean
Speaker 1: it's it's no monkey on a bicycle, but I thought
Speaker 1: it was interesting because that's real and awesome. Was that
Speaker 1: Shane's number three video of the day. I wish I
Speaker 1: saw it. I would put it on the list. That
Speaker 1: was number three, Shane, Well, I no, it wasn't a
Speaker 1: video from today, but a couple of days ago. Did
Speaker 1: you see the video of Mike Tyson back in the ring. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's fantastic. The scary thing is the scary thing is
Speaker 1: all four of us actually saw that video. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was awesome. Senior tour. Like they haven't golf, that'd be
Speaker 1: awesome a senior boxing tour. It's Mike Tyson versus a
Speaker 1: monkey on a bicycle. Perfect. He looked good though, he
Speaker 1: really Yeah, I mean, that guy's always wit. That guy
Speaker 1: has always been like a machine though, I know, but
Speaker 1: like lately because he's got that weed, like that Tyson
Speaker 1: weed or whatever that is, Tyson ranch, it's kind of
Speaker 1: I felt like that slowed him down a little bit.
Speaker 1: But then he gets in the ring. He looks amazing.
Speaker 1: What does he doing He smokes weed? Yeah, he's I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's he's a partner in this uh Tyson ranch,
Speaker 1: yeah place, all right, so he's like smoking it like NonStop,
Speaker 1: at least at least option Toby. Let's see. Maybe since
Speaker 1: he's fighting again, he's probably off the weed. You may have. Well,
Speaker 1: he's training a little angry. I mean, if I'm gonna
Speaker 1: fight Mike Sis now, I wanted to be all smoked up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh of course, Oh yeah, totally focused fellas. Since uh,
Speaker 1: since my bucket of beers is empty and none of
Speaker 1: you guys are drinking, I think I'm just gonna rather
Speaker 1: than filling up, I think I'm just gonna go awesome
Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, I'm gonna actually go now now, after
Speaker 1: this call and talking to you guys, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: celebrate and have a cocktail. I think you want to
Speaker 1: come over here? No, I don't know, Wins the lasagn
Speaker 1: you're ready, Ibs. Yeah, alright, so this is nice stuff. Allas,
Speaker 1: It was good. It's always good to everyone. Yeah. Likewise, Shane,
Speaker 1: we'll come down to l A and where with you
Speaker 1: guys one night. Yeah, coming down when we listen to
Speaker 1: those awkward uh you know he cheating out his wife's conversations.
Speaker 1: What do you guys, and we'll go sit the bar
Speaker 1: together and makes fun of people. What are you guys
Speaker 1: doing on Thursday,