Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser Podcast, Nicki Glaser Post Nikky.
Speaker 2: Hello here, I am welcome to the podcast Nikki Glazer Podcast.
Speaker 2: My mic has turned up loud, so I'm going to
Speaker 2: talk rather softly because I don't feel like walking across
Speaker 2: the room, crawling across the room and turning it down
Speaker 2: to where it is.
Speaker 1: It actually sounds great to me.
Speaker 2: Oh good, Oh, I'm glad. It just sounds like maybe
Speaker 2: it's turned up in my headphones. That's probably it. I'm
Speaker 2: shoeless today. I just didn't feel like putting on shoes,
Speaker 2: and I thought maybe some people would be driven to
Speaker 2: our YouTube page. If there's enough feat people out there,
Speaker 2: it could affect the numbers. Our numbers are low on
Speaker 2: YouTube feet and if that becomes the play like, I'm
Speaker 2: not I don't want my feet like on a clip
Speaker 2: on Instagram. I don't want anyone think I'm angling for that.
Speaker 2: But if the feet freaks are listening and they're and
Speaker 2: they want to see my feet, you gotta go to
Speaker 2: YouTube and that's gonna be want.
Speaker 1: It out today. So if any of you are interested
Speaker 1: in that, Brian shirtless.
Speaker 2: I'm shoeless. My elbows are out and Anya's not wearing underwear.
Speaker 2: That's where it's just the idea of it and if
Speaker 2: you want to hear her.
Speaker 1: I feel super sexy though, Oh my god, just feels
Speaker 1: so free. I just left the feeling of my linen
Speaker 1: jumper like just on my laby.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that turns someone on there a lot.
Speaker 3: There's nothing that I could say that would be sexy.
Speaker 3: I don't think, no, there is not.
Speaker 1: That think of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there can be something hot that I don't want
Speaker 2: you to say anything hot. I don't want to be
Speaker 2: turned on ever by you, Brian, and I don't want
Speaker 2: you to ever be turned on by me. It's a
Speaker 2: great kind of relationship to have a friendship where you're
Speaker 2: just like, there's just not there's never been any of that,
Speaker 2: and they'll be none of that. And and it's almost
Speaker 2: like brother where you can't because I'm comfortable being sexual
Speaker 2: around my parents and stuff, because it's so off limits
Speaker 2: that it's like it's not weird to me, like me
Speaker 2: talking about my sex life. It's just like, because there's
Speaker 2: so not someone to have sex, it feels like okay
Speaker 2: to talk about it more freely like when you I
Speaker 2: don't know if that makes any sense to anyone. But
Speaker 2: the favorite part of your act.
Speaker 1: I can't remember if this got cut out of Good
Speaker 1: Clean Filth or not, but please tell.
Speaker 2: Me anything you think got cut out, because I don't remember,
Speaker 2: and I need to. I would like to use it
Speaker 2: for my next one. I don't need it, but I
Speaker 2: would like to.
Speaker 1: Was this in this special where you're like, Okay, imagine
Speaker 1: you had to make out with or you had to.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that's definitely.
Speaker 1: Then said the lines you said the line live where
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm so sorry, but I we have to
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Like would you rather go down on your
Speaker 2: mom or your dad if you had to? And you
Speaker 2: like yeah, And it make everyone has to think about it,
Speaker 2: and it's kind of like I realized, most of my
Speaker 2: act is trying to prove to people that they can't
Speaker 2: help their thoughts and that they're all fucking weirdos too,
Speaker 2: and that you that there is no free will and
Speaker 2: your thoughts just show up. And I think that was
Speaker 2: a kind of a challenge to get them, Like, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I know you're thinking about it right now, and let
Speaker 2: me just solve it for you real quick. You gotta
Speaker 2: go down on your mind, because you would you just
Speaker 2: and then my are you got to tune into my
Speaker 2: special to find out why you should? But it's, uh,
Speaker 2: you know, it's perfect logic why you would. We have
Speaker 2: a lot to cover on the show today. So I
Speaker 2: just want to full steam ahead. I just want to
Speaker 2: say the topics I want to cover, and I want
Speaker 2: to get to them if we can. Brian's wedding, I
Speaker 2: have a couple of things that happened while that we
Speaker 2: didn't talk. I mean, there's tons of stuff you didn't
Speaker 2: get to. I'm sure, Brian, So just some like a
Speaker 2: loose ends on that. And then I would talk about
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift and Noah and I in Minneapolis on Friday
Speaker 2: night this past Friday, which was an amazing trip in time.
Speaker 2: And then I want to talk about my show with
Speaker 2: my dad that I did on Saturday night and at Yeah,
Speaker 2: yam Ava Yamava Casino, Yamava Yamava. That's it.
Speaker 3: I drove a lot, I drove past a lot of
Speaker 3: Yamava signs really this past week, and I was like,
Speaker 3: how do you say that?
Speaker 2: Did you see my face on a billboard? That would
Speaker 2: have been so cool because I was there. I'm sure
Speaker 2: it flashed by. I mean, I was a I was
Speaker 2: a hot ticket this weekend. I got to say. They
Speaker 2: gave me a plaque, not a plaque, but a glass
Speaker 2: trophy for nothing. It's not like I sold out or anything.
Speaker 2: I was very close to selling out, but it was
Speaker 2: like just a present. And then they made cookies of
Speaker 2: each of my eras. It's like every so nice. They
Speaker 2: were so nice to my dad and me and and
Speaker 2: my dad, and I sang and stuff. And I came
Speaker 2: up with a joke that is going to work for
Speaker 2: any casino. Let me see if I can remember it,
Speaker 2: because it's the wording's kind of difficult to memorize. Yamava
Speaker 2: is I found out? Is what was the tribe that
Speaker 2: was out there? I sucked it up in the showroom.
Speaker 2: Hold on the tribe is No, it's a Serrano. Serrano
Speaker 2: Is that type of pepper that's the CEO of Netflix?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and Ted Serranos Sorrando's Susan Sarandon. No a
Speaker 2: Serrano pepper. It's the same tribe as that. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 2: Yamava is Serrano for prosperity and growth at the expense
Speaker 2: of you spending your child sports check at the black
Speaker 2: or something like that. Like, there's I have to memorize
Speaker 2: when I say it fast. It sounds cool, but I
Speaker 2: was like, it's like a long it's a short word
Speaker 2: for like a long meaning something that means a lot
Speaker 2: to them. So that was fun.
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's about that's but let's start with Brian's wedding.
Speaker 2: I just wanted some loose ense or just some things
Speaker 2: I dot in my phone while I was there. There's
Speaker 2: signs for falling rock fallen rocks everywhere, you know, when
Speaker 2: you're driving up there? What am I supposed to do
Speaker 2: with that sign or falling fallen?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good it's written in fallen. Oh, so
Speaker 2: maybe I can do something with that because they're lying
Speaker 2: in the road and it wants me to watch out
Speaker 2: for the fallen rocks. Falling rocks. I can't do a
Speaker 2: damn thing about that.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen one when you're driving? No? One time,
Speaker 3: only one time in my life. I was driving. It
Speaker 3: was a big storm. It was coming down Big Bear
Speaker 3: whatever that mountain is, and it was a big storm.
Speaker 3: We shouldn't have drove down the mountain. And it was
Speaker 3: like every five minutes a rock would come tumbling down
Speaker 3: and we were like one go through you head the
Speaker 3: size of a software football. Yeah, like, what the hell
Speaker 3: are we doing driving down the road right now? We
Speaker 3: have to get out because there was a gas leak
Speaker 3: in our airbnb and either.
Speaker 1: God, my gods just fall.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, second, you've seen them fall.
Speaker 1: Before I saw. I've seen fall in ac units.
Speaker 4: And that's just a New York City. You know why
Speaker 4: there's so many scaffolding, It's because the buildings are so
Speaker 4: old that they have to put scaffolding because pieces of
Speaker 4: the building fall off.
Speaker 3: That's not just New York City, that's every city. Of
Speaker 3: the tall buildings that have scaffolding when they when they
Speaker 3: have to inspect them every five years, and until they
Speaker 3: get the inspection done, they have to have the scaffolding up.
Speaker 3: And it's because a piece of a building fell on
Speaker 3: an NYU student back.
Speaker 2: It was a whole episode of that HBO show about it,
Speaker 2: how Too, with what's his name John Wilson, Will John Wilson. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's so good. That's a that's a fairly fascinating episode.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like Adam Ruins everything, but with a
Speaker 2: guy who's kind of like a little bit different leading
Speaker 2: you through. You know, Yes, it's like, but it's it's
Speaker 2: so good.
Speaker 1: It'll make you cry. Every episode you cry at least one.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's touching. They just like film trash kind
Speaker 2: of blowing around and on New York City. It's kind
Speaker 2: of his American pot or American beauty, that guy like
Speaker 2: filmmaker kind of. But I wanted to say one day
Speaker 2: we were at Sirius Noah doing our show and a
Speaker 2: piece of scaffolding right down the street where we had
Speaker 2: all walked under hit a guy and killed him. Oh
Speaker 2: remember that, Yes, And it like happened while we were
Speaker 2: at work, and we were all like we could hear
Speaker 2: the sirens. We were like right by it, and it
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, I walked that same thing.
Speaker 2: It just happened. That's always so. But you know what,
Speaker 2: not the worst death, if we're talking about death, that's
Speaker 2: getting hit. It sounds awful and it's embarrassing, and if
Speaker 2: you are alive for any of it, it's horrible. But
Speaker 2: if you get content in the head that fast you
Speaker 2: are out and you are coming in it it's you
Speaker 2: never knew it was coming, you know.
Speaker 1: Con which is such a funny word. Like the submarine
Speaker 1: guys Wade conked.
Speaker 2: I just want to say about the submarine thing. People
Speaker 2: are all like, that's so it's fucking tragic for sure,
Speaker 2: but it literally is the best way to die because
Speaker 2: they you things what your brain sees, and then once
Speaker 2: your brain goes, oh I know what I'm seeing, it
Speaker 2: takes like point thirteen seconds to get to your from
Speaker 2: your eyes to your brain to be like that's what
Speaker 2: I'm seeing. Everything's delayed that much pretty much. And then
Speaker 2: feeling wise, it's some other fraction of a second where
Speaker 2: something hurts and then your brain processes as hurt. So
Speaker 2: for a while you get hurt and you don't feel
Speaker 2: it right. And both of those are slower than the
Speaker 2: submarine impact based on the compression. So they never saw
Speaker 2: felt it, knew it was coming, had any moment of
Speaker 2: oh shit, there was nothing. Literally the last things they
Speaker 2: were like, hey, could you pass me that? It was
Speaker 2: like that there was some mundane conversation like I wonder
Speaker 2: what the conversation was that was happening of just like
Speaker 2: have you guys watched Monk, Like like oh, he's trying
Speaker 2: to Like there was some or like hey is the
Speaker 2: bathroom over? It was like something like that, like just
Speaker 2: that's how like quickly you can go. In that moment
Speaker 2: I was, and now they're all go. Like the amount
Speaker 2: of pressure is like the same soular like power as
Speaker 2: the sun. So it melted them all to go instantly.
Speaker 2: And then there's conflicting reports of whether this kid was
Speaker 2: like I don't want to go, or he like really
Speaker 2: wanted to go because his mom said he really wanted
Speaker 2: to go, and everyone else before that was like the
Speaker 2: dad made him go. He was only going for his dad,
Speaker 2: but he wanted to solve a world record of doing
Speaker 2: a solving a Rubik's cube at the lowest what is
Speaker 2: it called depth? Yep, thank you for sure. So he
Speaker 2: brought his Rubik's cube down there and he had a goal.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, was he really drug into this thing?
Speaker 2: Like I think we invent these narratives to sell a
Speaker 2: like more or you know, the press does to sell
Speaker 2: a more interesting story of like this nineteen year old.
Speaker 2: Like everyone's referring to him as a kid, which like
Speaker 2: that's fine, he is, but he's not. That's an adult age.
Speaker 2: So everyone's like this, my dad goes this poor kid,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, he was nineteen, he wanted to solve
Speaker 2: a room's cube down there. Like I'm not blaming anyone,
Speaker 2: but like, don't make this about like if it was
Speaker 2: a six year old kid, I would you could say
Speaker 2: kid and like, oh my god, the parents made him.
Speaker 2: But yes, he a little bit. And it's like no
Speaker 2: one deserved those He didn't deserve to die less than
Speaker 2: the other people, really, except like the guy that was
Speaker 2: in charge of it. I mean that was fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2: But he had a death list. But wouldn't you go
Speaker 2: in a submarine if you were doing something a little
Speaker 2: bit dangerous and the guy who like his life, he's
Speaker 2: in there with you and he made it and he knows,
Speaker 2: he knows all the dangers if he was going, wouldn't
Speaker 2: you go? But I learned you shouldn't go because people
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck about dying. They're not scared of it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: some people like my boys.
Speaker 3: I talk to Ali about this and I was like,
Speaker 3: we're never going to any billionaires anything for any reason.
Speaker 2: No. Yeah, I mean I will go to the Hampton's house.
Speaker 2: I'll have to sign seven pages of like I might die,
Speaker 2: I'm going to die documents to go there.
Speaker 1: But yeah, nothing risky. I'm not going in a rocket.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to another planet. I don't want to skydive,
Speaker 1: but billionaire and.
Speaker 2: I'm struggling with it. He would go in ocean Gate
Speaker 2: right now if they were still.
Speaker 3: Doing to works. He really here. Did you hear the
Speaker 3: thing that they said while they were looking for the
Speaker 3: dead people in the submarine they posted a job posting
Speaker 3: for a submarine operator.
Speaker 2: You gotta be kidding me? This just is like so funny.
Speaker 3: They were whole h There was a whole backlash obviously
Speaker 3: like how could you do this? But they then took
Speaker 3: it down. But yeah, they were like, oh, looks like
Speaker 3: we need to have an open spot now for someone
Speaker 3: who's really good with submarines and wants to have a
Speaker 3: life of adventure.
Speaker 2: That is so I did. I went to the website
Speaker 2: and it was like still operating and up like Ocean
Speaker 2: it was still like hey, you could charter this thing,
Speaker 2: and then like you could buy the thing on there,
Speaker 2: and then when you went to buy it, it was like
Speaker 2: file four O four not found. But but it's it. Uh,
Speaker 2: what was I going to say about people? Are you
Speaker 2: know this? What this did more than anything was start
Speaker 2: to have we're having conversations about how much we hate
Speaker 2: billionaires because no one felt any empathy or sympathy, and
Speaker 2: so it was really I've read a lot of pieces
Speaker 2: about how or I've just I guess I've read a
Speaker 2: lot of headlines of pieces, and then I read maybe
Speaker 2: one of them about how we just love we have
Speaker 2: no compassion for billionaires because we hate them because we
Speaker 2: kind of should. I don't know enough.
Speaker 1: About this story, but weren't there like stories saying that
Speaker 1: no one had tried this out and it was a sort.
Speaker 3: Of do there was a wish blower? I said two
Speaker 3: years ago. He in twenty eighteen, he said, this is
Speaker 3: not going to work, This is going to implode. He
Speaker 3: said exactly what happened was going to happen, and then
Speaker 3: they fired him and then they sued him for saying
Speaker 3: those things.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, this is that guy that you're listening sir,
Speaker 1: you might be entitled to some compensation.
Speaker 3: Is on season three of Monk right now. So he
Speaker 3: made it.
Speaker 2: Did you see did you see the guy? Mister beast?
Speaker 2: I guess he's like a YouTuber and he posted that
Speaker 2: he got asked to go on the Ocean Gate. Did
Speaker 2: you but the text he shared the screenshot of like
Speaker 2: the little blurb asking him to go was in blue,
Speaker 2: which means it was his phone, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like he tried to, like me think a message that
Speaker 2: he was invited on and send it to himself and
Speaker 2: then screenshotted it and didn't show like the context. So
Speaker 2: but now everyone's like to do it's not blue unless
Speaker 2: it's your phone, you know the bubble. So he's kind
Speaker 2: of busted. But yeah, these, I mean, there's stories coming
Speaker 2: out of like I wanted to do this mission, which
Speaker 2: I always love. I love those where someone was like
Speaker 2: I was supposed to be on the plane that flew
Speaker 2: into the world trads. Like, I don't mind those stories,
Speaker 2: even though I'm sure some of them like people are
Speaker 2: just trying to find some kind of connection to it.
Speaker 2: Another thing I wanted to bring up before we go
Speaker 2: to break about Brian's wedding when we were there, I
Speaker 2: just want to get this is like a Grace's AirPods
Speaker 2: incident that happened to me. But we were at the
Speaker 2: cute little like town shops and the what is it
Speaker 2: called Grand Lake, Colorado, and there is like a nice
Speaker 2: fudge shop or whatever. Yeah, so they're sollid fudge in there,
Speaker 2: and then their next door to it, I think is
Speaker 2: the shop where it has rubber duckies as different celebrities.
Speaker 3: Yes, famous rubber ducky shop.
Speaker 2: It's called Quackers. Yeah, and so it's just different rubber
Speaker 2: duckies that are like, you know, dressed up as different celebrities.
Speaker 2: But they definitely didn't have a Taylor Swift or any Beatles.
Speaker 2: So I do think that they are trying to get
Speaker 2: away with something because they know who's litigious, and so
Speaker 2: you can't find like a baseball one, like there's every sport,
Speaker 2: but like Thomas, they oh my god, they would have
Speaker 2: some everything has like a pun about quacking and like
Speaker 2: something on one.
Speaker 1: Quacker instead of Belice Scooper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be that it would be bad like.
Speaker 3: That or nothing.
Speaker 2: I can think of anything better. Literally, the think tank
Speaker 2: on these quack names or tis is terrible. It's literally
Speaker 2: was like one guy the first thing he thought of.
Speaker 2: And but anyway, so outside, so Tim Chris's brother was
Speaker 2: in there buying gifts for people and he's looking for
Speaker 2: a baseball quacker, which they don't. They have thousands of
Speaker 2: these ducks everywhere, and he's like, there's gotta be a
Speaker 2: baseball one. There's one for like gluecross, there's one, you know, cricket.
Speaker 2: There's got to be a baseball one. He could not
Speaker 2: find one. So I'm waiting outside the store and I
Speaker 2: see on one of the bubblegum machines outside. On top
Speaker 2: of it is a box of fudge, brand new box
Speaker 2: of fudge. And I looked inside and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, and I was like, it's brand new. It
Speaker 2: was totally untouched on the top and everything had the
Speaker 2: perfect little like you know, tissue paper around, like the
Speaker 2: beautiful packaging. And I waited and I looked around, and
Speaker 2: then I was like, no one's coming back for this.
Speaker 2: If they do, it's going to be too late and
Speaker 2: this is gonna get thrown away. I know. No one
Speaker 2: else eats other people's stuff like me, unless someone like
Speaker 2: Taylor comes along. She would do outside the store. No,
Speaker 2: it's outside the store, okay. There's no one around, like
Speaker 2: you could tell like they put it there. They got
Speaker 2: some change out of their pocket for their kid to
Speaker 2: get a toy out of the bubblegum machine or whatever,
Speaker 2: and then they just left their fudge like I do
Speaker 2: all the time. I leave my fudge everywhere like, if
Speaker 2: I had fudge to carry around, it would get left.
Speaker 1: It's like Tday, Wednesday, Friday, every day.
Speaker 2: I wait with fudge.
Speaker 3: Finish your fudge. You gotta people do. That's a very
Speaker 3: commonly left back food.
Speaker 2: I was watching something with the band boy Genius, who
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with right now, and the girl one of
Speaker 2: the girls, and it said that anything smaller than her hand,
Speaker 2: she will lose. And I just loved that because I
Speaker 2: relate to it so much, like anything smaller than my hand,
Speaker 2: do not give me. I will misplaced, and this fudge
Speaker 2: box kind of fit into that category. So I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take this fudge because my family loves fudge.
Speaker 2: I'll maybe bring it to like the after party, Pustas
Speaker 2: and Chris and Tim and Emma was Emma was cool
Speaker 2: with it, but everyone else seemed to be a little
Speaker 2: bit aghast at that that I would take this fudge
Speaker 2: and not leave it. But if you leave it, sure
Speaker 2: they might come back for it. They're not coming back
Speaker 2: for it. And if they do, okay, well sorry, it's
Speaker 2: going to good use. It's not getting thrown away. The
Speaker 2: alternative and most likely scenario of this is that the
Speaker 2: fudge would get thrown out because someone would go, I'm
Speaker 2: not taking someone else's fudge, and then some guy cleaning
Speaker 2: up later like if someone had to take it, and
Speaker 2: it's me, So, what did you do with the fudge?
Speaker 2: I gave it to my dad to give to my parents. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I took it home. I was gonna bust it out,
Speaker 2: but I forgot it was in my cabin and you know,
Speaker 2: we were dancing the night away.
Speaker 3: Did you could tell them that you bought it?
Speaker 2: Did I tell the story?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I told him the story and they were proud.
Speaker 3: Ah. Yeah, I think that's the proper way to handle
Speaker 3: that situation. I don't think they were going to come
Speaker 3: back for the fudge. They're probably gone.
Speaker 2: But jokes about everything, like anything that was laying out.
Speaker 2: He was like, I guess I'll just take this dog
Speaker 2: bowl because you know someone just left it. And I
Speaker 2: was like, that's not the same. And I know you're joking,
Speaker 2: but are you because you're kind of judging me? What
Speaker 2: about an ancillary note?
Speaker 1: On an ancillary note, I can't believe you've brought up
Speaker 1: fudge today so many times because on the Girls Chat,
Speaker 1: Haula asked us all today if you found out you
Speaker 1: had a food allergy to something most people love, but
Speaker 1: you wouldn't care too much about giving it up? What
Speaker 1: would it be? And I thought long and hard about it,
Speaker 1: and then I definitively wrote fudge.
Speaker 2: Do people love fudge? Are they talking about fudge all
Speaker 2: the time around you?
Speaker 1: Probably not? I made myself answer.
Speaker 2: Break. I want everyone to think about the food that
Speaker 2: if you were allergic to and had to give up
Speaker 2: because you would die if you ate it. But it's
Speaker 2: a food that, like everyone generally loves, it wouldn't be
Speaker 2: that hard for you to give up. What would that be?
Speaker 2: We'll have Brian and Noah's answers in mine when we
Speaker 2: get back. But for Anya's fudge.
Speaker 1: I was walking down the street cracking up myself up.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're back. So fudge is your answer of things
Speaker 2: that you associate Most people would be like, I can't
Speaker 2: live my life without fudge? How am I gonna do this? Johnny,
Speaker 2: that's the one who shows.
Speaker 1: It's more like I thought of, like, what do I
Speaker 1: not like that other people like? And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I fucking oh you.
Speaker 2: Don't like you hate?
Speaker 1: I like brownies. If you found out you had a
Speaker 1: food allergy to something most people love, but you wouldn't
Speaker 1: care too much about giving it up. What would it be? Well,
Speaker 1: so yeah, that's just like take it. I leave it
Speaker 1: with fun.
Speaker 2: But why do you hate fudge? Do you like brownies
Speaker 2: or those two rich?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I love brownies? What is the thing that I think
Speaker 1: it's fun?
Speaker 2: Are brownie? That's a verb? Or not that cheese? Describe
Speaker 2: brownies's fun? You think saltwater taffy?
Speaker 1: I hate saltwater.
Speaker 2: We're getting closer to what you don't like.
Speaker 1: Fudges. It's like, yeah, I fucking hate that ship.
Speaker 2: But the broke we nail anything that's just too thick.
Speaker 1: But downie is that has like that lava stuff in it,
Speaker 1: that chocolate.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Like a fudge Brownie shirt that's not fudge. Fudge is disgusting.
Speaker 1: It's like mark almost it's just sugar.
Speaker 2: So it's like, can't be bad. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 2: Like when Crystal b like it is a milkshake and
Speaker 2: he's like, that's a bad milkshake. I'm just I've said
Speaker 2: this before, but how could it be had unless the
Speaker 2: milk has gone bad? It is sugar and milk, like
Speaker 2: it's cream and sugar. Can't you can't it can't be bad?
Speaker 1: Isn't that what they're how many bad ice creams? I
Speaker 1: don't believe it too sugary or okay, not.
Speaker 2: Sugar, I know, I am.
Speaker 3: I do not like when it's too sugary. And also
Speaker 3: sometimes salt and straw, which is a chain in LA.
Speaker 3: They come up with crazy flavors like turkey or something that's.
Speaker 2: Just for press. Yeah, you know, I one time did
Speaker 2: there was a yogurt store, you know, when I was
Speaker 2: fifteen handles, sixteen handled places, and they had Irish No, no,
Speaker 2: it was Guinness flavor for like it was the month
Speaker 2: of Kiff for celebrate Kif, and so I I was
Speaker 2: just had just quit drinking, and my whole life motto
Speaker 2: was that people don't really like the taste of alcohol.
Speaker 2: It's a lie. Like if if it didn't get you drunk,
Speaker 2: no one would be like, oh I love guinness, and
Speaker 2: people are like, no, I love the taste of beer.
Speaker 2: If it didn't get you fucked up, it's disgusted. You're
Speaker 2: so like, it doesn't taste good. Maybe you're used to it.
Speaker 2: Same with coffee. Coffee doesn't naturally taste good. You're addicted
Speaker 2: to the way it makes you feel, and so it
Speaker 2: makes you think you like the taste and you actually do,
Speaker 2: but it doesn't taste good. The kids aren't like I
Speaker 2: love hops, you know, like whatever kid is naturally like
Speaker 2: interested in eating is generally something that's like good and
Speaker 2: not based on something that you have like a mental
Speaker 2: hook around. So my point is I went up to
Speaker 2: the guy at sixteen handles, I go, how much of this, uh,
Speaker 2: this are you selling? And it was alcohol like it
Speaker 2: was it was an alcoholic but it tastes like in
Speaker 2: is and he goes, oh, non, it's just people just
Speaker 2: sample it. No one gets it, And I go, of course,
Speaker 2: because it's not good. But how many of those people
Speaker 2: are like how many people are like Guinness is my
Speaker 2: favorite drink. Why wouldn't you like that as an ice cream?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 2: Oh, because ice cream is not getting you fucked up?
Speaker 2: So it proved my point and I felt so victorious.
Speaker 3: What is yours alcohol? In any They put it in cakes,
Speaker 3: They put it like a rum cake, the little chocolate.
Speaker 3: There's a little chocolate that have like a little bit
Speaker 3: of liquor in them. I don't like that either.
Speaker 2: No, it's so people can get fucked up. People want
Speaker 2: excuses to have alcohol, but alcohol, inherently in and of itself,
Speaker 2: is a poison and does not taste good. That's why
Speaker 2: it is loaded with sugar. It's just the point of it.
Speaker 2: And it's okay that you like it because it makes
Speaker 2: you feel different. I like everything that makes me feel different.
Speaker 2: It is a problem in my life, so it's not
Speaker 2: a bad thing that you like it because of that.
Speaker 2: But don't convince yourself you like the taste. It's it's
Speaker 2: your mind playing a trick on you, which is fine,
Speaker 2: it's kind of.
Speaker 3: Cool, but okay that I don't keep already that people like, Okay,
Speaker 3: one of them is, so let's just throw those on
Speaker 3: the list. French fries. I don't need French fries.
Speaker 2: Okay, well do not eat them because you don't. I
Speaker 2: don't need me neither. Fried food was my answer.
Speaker 3: I saw your answer.
Speaker 2: No, it's okay, we are, But why do you not
Speaker 2: eat fried food? Do you not like the taste?
Speaker 3: It makes me feel the taste, I mean exactly fucking good.
Speaker 3: I could eat them all day, but it makes me
Speaker 3: feel like shit. Yes, I feel greasy and grimy, and
Speaker 3: then I can't move, and then and then I and
Speaker 3: then my face gets.
Speaker 2: This is mental for sure, because it doesn't have this
Speaker 2: much of an effect then it does. You have like
Speaker 2: an allergic reaction to the idea of what it could
Speaker 2: be doing to you long term possible.
Speaker 3: I'm getting better at it. I'm actually getting better at
Speaker 3: eating some fry too.
Speaker 2: Well. Wow, I'm trying, because you know what, it's still
Speaker 2: it's delicious, and in small quantities you can have a
Speaker 2: little fun, you know, like I used to go no
Speaker 2: no to everything, Like I'm so I'm so out of
Speaker 2: control that if I have one fry, I will have
Speaker 2: to have all of them. Or if I have one
Speaker 2: piece of pizza, I have to have all of it.
Speaker 2: If I have one bite of pasta, I have to
Speaker 2: have all of it. And so I still have those
Speaker 2: where I'm cut off from it because I don't trust
Speaker 2: myself around it. But fried foods, I've been testing those
Speaker 2: limits and being like, I'm just gonna let myself because
Speaker 2: it's if I order something and I don't know you
Speaker 2: get it all the time you order something and it's
Speaker 2: fried and you're like fuck, you's like pick off the fry.
Speaker 2: You get it? Oh my god, Yes, just let yourself
Speaker 2: have a couple of them and pick off the rest,
Speaker 2: but enjoy it because it's so fucking good.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's sometimes it gets snuck into sushi, like.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm like, Popsie didn't know.
Speaker 3: For me because of my mental craziness. If I order
Speaker 3: sushi and then it's tempura and then I eat it
Speaker 3: and I didn't know, then I get all those weird
Speaker 3: symptoms or I'm like, I feel greasy and like shit.
Speaker 3: There was one time I was at your house. One
Speaker 3: of the worst reactions they ever had to feed was
Speaker 3: back in twenty seventeen or something. We ordered euros from
Speaker 3: a euro place. Yes, and I ordered the chicken salad,
Speaker 3: and I didn't know this about euro meat. But basically,
Speaker 3: you know when you see like the spinning meat on
Speaker 3: a stick that is not meat, it is barely meat.
Speaker 3: I went on the internet and I looked up what
Speaker 3: actually is that, and it is ninety percent fillers. Some
Speaker 3: of them have literal sawdust in them, and they all
Speaker 3: come from three distributors. Like every time you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: look at this europlace, this unique, authentic Greek europlace. If
Speaker 3: they have that spinning meat, they're probably getting it from
Speaker 3: one of three distributors, and it's probably filled with sawdust
Speaker 3: and preservatives and it's probably like five percent meat.
Speaker 2: So I guess that's what che told me about those
Speaker 2: places and Subway. They're like, you can if you're a vegetarian,
Speaker 2: you can eat there because there's no meat, it was.
Speaker 1: And their bread is made of yoga mats.
Speaker 3: Yes, there's a plastic, yeah, for sure, that's said.
Speaker 2: We eat a credit card of plastic every week, each
Speaker 2: of us in our diets. My dad said he prefers
Speaker 2: American Express. Picture. That's he's a joke. That was pretty good.
Speaker 2: Credit card. Yeah, it's cute communion. Okay, so fried food.
Speaker 3: Well, I was at your house and I ate the
Speaker 3: chicken you made the chicken okay with that chicken meat,
Speaker 3: I ate it and then I felt like shit. I
Speaker 3: felt so shitty that it was like I left your
Speaker 3: house at like eleven thirty PM and I went running
Speaker 3: for an hour outside because I was like, I need
Speaker 3: to get this out of my body and I couldn't
Speaker 3: get it out. I haven't had a reaction like that
Speaker 3: and quite some time.
Speaker 2: So glad because you are in a good relationship that
Speaker 2: keeps your head on.
Speaker 3: Like on, but I haven't had euromeat since I have.
Speaker 2: Now, could Ali stop you out of one of those tailspins?
Speaker 2: Like let's say you went out with your boys or
Speaker 2: something and you ate some of that meat and then
Speaker 2: you get home and you're freaking out. Would Ali go, yeah,
Speaker 2: go for a run or is that a part of
Speaker 2: your She must help with some of these anxieties.
Speaker 3: There's nothing she can do. In fact, she can only
Speaker 3: make it worse.
Speaker 2: I mean somewhere with that.
Speaker 3: She could frustrate me and say like things that make
Speaker 3: me man, But no, the only thing I can do
Speaker 3: are my little rounds that I do in my little room,
Speaker 3: in the round little rounds, well I have.
Speaker 2: Are you a nurse in a psych what's happening?
Speaker 3: I have to have.
Speaker 2: My cookie and around, yeah, and do my nurse rounds
Speaker 2: and that's the only one thing makes me feel better.
Speaker 3: But no, there's I do this things. D n r
Speaker 3: S is a program I do to help with my
Speaker 3: psychosomatic symptoms. And they think these things called rounds where
Speaker 3: it's the dumbest thing ever, but it works. But literally,
Speaker 3: you're in your room and you do these you basically
Speaker 3: like do these hand movements and then you start associating
Speaker 3: positive memories. It's more like, have you ever heard of
Speaker 3: NLP like neural linguistic programming.
Speaker 1: In a cult before?
Speaker 3: Yes? Uh so it's like that. It's it's a lot
Speaker 3: like a cult, but there's actually a positive benefit to it.
Speaker 3: It's cool. Yeah, if anyone's happened, as if anybody has
Speaker 3: psychosomatic issues. I I joined the d n r S
Speaker 3: program because of a really charismatic leader who wanted to
Speaker 3: put me in a harem. But after that, I don't
Speaker 3: just kidd it, I just kidding. I joined the DNRS
Speaker 3: program because I had multiple chemical sensitivities. I couldn't smell
Speaker 3: different cleaners and stuff.
Speaker 2: And yes, he could be walking on the street and
Speaker 2: there was like this little scent of like a detergent
Speaker 2: in the air. He would have chronic pain that would
Speaker 2: almost like paralyze him in pain. Right, And you couldn't
Speaker 2: go outside, Yeah, he couldn't go outside. He couldn't. Like
Speaker 2: it was keeping him inside and scared to like go
Speaker 2: out in public because it's perfume or something like. It
Speaker 2: was crippling for you. Right.
Speaker 3: It started because I got a brand new car and
Speaker 3: the new car smell made me go insane. And and
Speaker 3: and I learned later that it was associated with extreme anxiety.
Speaker 3: But I could I had to sell that car if
Speaker 3: I bought the car brand new, and then I had
Speaker 3: to sell it right away, which was like a huge
Speaker 3: loss of money because I couldn't drive it.
Speaker 2: Couldn't drive it, and we know it loses its value
Speaker 2: when you drive it off the long and drive stinky.
Speaker 2: So it was in the It's almost like when you
Speaker 2: pulled a geographical like where you were like you got
Speaker 2: rid of the car, think the car was a problem,
Speaker 2: but it oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.
Speaker 2: It wasn't the problem.
Speaker 3: And I went on, I did all this research. I
Speaker 3: went on a spiral like there must be chemicals in
Speaker 3: the car, and I got really mad at the car
Speaker 3: manufacturers and for the whole world, like how could you
Speaker 3: drive in cars like this? You're poisoning our bodies. So
Speaker 3: after you get over that phase where you're like mad
Speaker 3: at the world for having chemicals in it, then you
Speaker 3: start to realize that this is a me problem. Have
Speaker 3: you ever seen better call Saul?
Speaker 1: Yes, I was thinking of his brother.
Speaker 3: So his brother in Better call Sauw has an electromagnetic
Speaker 3: hypersensitivityh yeah, I mean I was literally singing that in
Speaker 3: my head and he has that and he killed himself,
Speaker 3: and a lot of people do kill himself. Yeah, they
Speaker 3: don't understand why it's happening, and it's just a torturous existence.
Speaker 2: And the thing is, it's like it sucks so much
Speaker 2: that the antswer the the diagnosis is it's like it's
Speaker 2: it's you, because the thing is, it isn't you, Like,
Speaker 2: no matter what, no matter what it is going on
Speaker 2: in you, you don't have control over that. So you
Speaker 2: can still look at it as something that is like
Speaker 2: happening to you that you are not the person creating this,
Speaker 2: because you're not. But because we associate with like it's
Speaker 2: in your head, that seems like then you have control
Speaker 2: over it, So why are you doing it a fucking
Speaker 2: crazy person? And it's just it is as just as
Speaker 2: you're just as a victim to your brain doing that
Speaker 2: with anxiety, as you are to the world having chemicals
Speaker 2: in it, if that were true, like what you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like we we look outside ourselves to
Speaker 2: be like it's your fault, but the fact that it's
Speaker 2: happening in our head is also not our fault. So like,
Speaker 2: but that's the struggle with that stuff is because then
Speaker 2: you have to address that you've to accept you are,
Speaker 2: like I guess crazy, But then you have to also
Speaker 2: accept that it's not your fault that you're crazy.
Speaker 3: And then well as your subconscious mind, which acts on
Speaker 3: its own.
Speaker 2: But you you have no control over.
Speaker 3: Right, because the traumatic storm of trauma that creates your
Speaker 3: symptoms you didn't have control over. Yes, but what you
Speaker 3: do have control over is how you react to things.
Speaker 3: Actually don't but.
Speaker 2: Yes, but yes, you're right, what your conscious brain can do,
Speaker 2: and then retraining your subconscious brain to get the right
Speaker 2: messaging that like, hey, when we smell this thing, it's
Speaker 2: not that happening, and now we know that because we've
Speaker 2: been printed it. They were talking about in this book
Speaker 2: that the book I'm reading, or maybe it was a
Speaker 2: video I was watching about the book. It's like if
Speaker 2: you wrote something on a piece of paper and you
Speaker 2: wrote it like no one loves Me, and you wrote
Speaker 2: it over and over, just scratched over the same thing
Speaker 2: over and over, that imprint would be so strong and
Speaker 2: it would take so much longer to erase it than
Speaker 2: anything else. But that is what you have to do.
Speaker 2: You can erase it, but you have to like the
Speaker 2: erase has to be doing it so much more. We
Speaker 2: talked about this so much, but that's just another kind
Speaker 2: of like analogy to understand, like your subconscious brain is
Speaker 2: like so susceptible to so much bad messaging from you.
Speaker 2: It's so hard once I know I'm out of control
Speaker 2: with my negative thinking, and I'm like, stop doing it,
Speaker 2: because your self conscious brain is a baby that is
Speaker 2: listening and you are shaping it to be what it's
Speaker 2: going to be when it grows up.
Speaker 3: Yes, example, Yeah, well you know the Taylor Swift song
Speaker 3: that you were singing. I have a Radiohead song that
Speaker 3: I sing.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: That's the same message, which is you ever hear this song?
Speaker 3: You do it to yourself?
Speaker 4: You do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it really hurts. That's how I sing that all
Speaker 3: the time to myself when I'm thinking this stuff.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you go messaging you're not doing it to yourself.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm really down and I'm like I hate myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you want to depress it.
Speaker 3: It's like it's my fault. I'm doing it to me.
Speaker 2: You gotta get you, that's but Brian, that is the
Speaker 2: key to getting over this. And I know you know
Speaker 2: that is like not associating that with it. But I
Speaker 2: but I do understand. I'm such I'm so guilty of
Speaker 2: like loving to listen to a song that like punishes me.
Speaker 3: Yesh Yes, I have a whole playlist on Spotify of
Speaker 3: positive song that you know, like Sunny Side of the Street,
Speaker 3: And what really gets me through a lot is ren
Speaker 3: and Simpley's Happy Happy Joy Joy You heard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun and the log song that would
Speaker 2: everyone needs a log that was so good.
Speaker 3: Really, if you want to retrain your subconscious mind, you
Speaker 3: have to be like a psychopath happy person.
Speaker 2: You have to be so happy, and you have to
Speaker 2: be really enthusiastic about the things you want, so like
Speaker 2: if what you want. There's all these videos I watched
Speaker 2: about it, but it's not I'm excited about what I'm
Speaker 2: trying to imprint on my subconscious brain, which is I'm
Speaker 2: a great singer and I have I'm a songwriter, and
Speaker 2: I have a story to tell that some day is
Speaker 2: going to come out. So that's or that can come
Speaker 2: out that is locked inside me. That's the story I'm
Speaker 2: trying to tell myself. And one of those steps to
Speaker 2: getting your subconscious brain to think that is not only
Speaker 2: to say that to yourself a lot, but like to
Speaker 2: be really excited about this thing and kind of obsessed
Speaker 2: with it, and they give steps on how to like
Speaker 2: because sometimes the thing you want to imprint you're not
Speaker 2: really that obsessed with, so they teach you ways to
Speaker 2: convince your mind that you are obsessed with it. But
Speaker 2: I'm I'm glad because the thing I want to imprint,
Speaker 2: I'm already obsessed with in thinking about constantly, So my
Speaker 2: brain right now is thinking about stuff I'm like thinking
Speaker 2: about singing or is processing some kind of song I
Speaker 2: was working on before, because I know it is because
Speaker 2: that's all I want to fucking do when I'm not
Speaker 2: doing anything else. So it's stuff like that. But there
Speaker 2: are tools that if the things you want to achieve
Speaker 2: are not things you're obsessed with, how to trick your mind.
Speaker 2: It's so fascinating.
Speaker 3: Your conscious mind is the manager and you can assign
Speaker 3: your subconscious to do some work while you're even asleep.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's so cool, and I wish I wouldn't have
Speaker 2: I would have learned about this before I was thirty nine.
Speaker 2: I really do. Like, if you're young out there and
Speaker 2: you have this, like, don't sit on this, like just
Speaker 2: start exploring it because it is real. I was talking
Speaker 2: to someone about manifestation and they were like, you know,
Speaker 2: I don't believe in it, but everyone I know who's
Speaker 2: super into it, it kind of works for them. And
Speaker 2: that just maybe people reporting only the good that happens.
Speaker 2: No one's going to say I did the secret and
Speaker 2: it didn't work. It's like it's embarrassing to admit you fail.
Speaker 2: So it could be you know, confirmation bias or whatever,
Speaker 2: but there's something to it, and I wish I would
Speaker 2: have gotten into it sooner and not like laughed at
Speaker 2: Jim Carrey and his million dollar check he wrote himself
Speaker 2: or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 1: And I just feel like gen Z is ahead of
Speaker 1: the curve. My sister and I play this game where
Speaker 1: she calls it like geriatric or eleven year old because
Speaker 1: she thinks that like gen Z dresses like they're eighty.
Speaker 1: So she'll often send me pictures of a person on
Speaker 1: the train and be like, guess how old this person is?
Speaker 1: Are they eighty one or are they eleven? And you
Speaker 1: can't tell. They have like big white sneakers of big
Speaker 1: mom jeans, and.
Speaker 2: That's so true, and I was like, Swift.
Speaker 1: I'm going to guess eleven on this person, and then
Speaker 1: she sent me the full picture and it was it
Speaker 1: was definitely like someone who's probably thirty but looks eleven,
Speaker 1: and they were I mean, she really they look so
Speaker 1: young and they're reading a book about getting sober. I mean,
Speaker 1: this person doesn't have a wrinkle on their face. They
Speaker 1: just have like a cherubic face. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: like a close sobriety. I know, I think it's so great.
Speaker 2: Who was I just talking to that? I was like,
Speaker 2: did you Oh, a friend of mine got so He
Speaker 2: went to like rehab when he was like twelve or something,
Speaker 2: and it's just so interesting. I remember Jim Norton got
Speaker 2: sober really early. Mulaney did and then had relapsed, but
Speaker 2: I mean he got sober really early as well and
Speaker 2: was a big influence on me. That's Taylor Swift has been.
Speaker 2: Her newest outfit that she's been spotted out in is
Speaker 2: one of my favorites of all time. She looks like
Speaker 2: a postal worker, like one hundred, like sexy, but like
Speaker 2: she's not, you know, she has a song vigilante shit
Speaker 2: that's like, you know, I don't dress for women or
Speaker 2: for innocence lately, I've been dressing for revenge and she
Speaker 2: is dressing just for herself. Like I think for a
Speaker 2: while it was like, Oh, what's gonna project that I'm
Speaker 2: in my single girl era or what's gonna And it's
Speaker 2: just the alfit she wore the other day. We should
Speaker 2: put it up if you can find it. Noah, it's
Speaker 2: like she was walking into Electric Lady Studios, which is
Speaker 2: where they always snap a picture of her. But I
Speaker 2: wanted to talk about Taylor Swift her latest announcement during
Speaker 2: the Saturday Night Minnesota Show, which we were in the
Speaker 2: Minneapolis show on Friday night. Saturday night, she had a
Speaker 2: big announcement. Oh wait, let's look at this picture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so accurate. God, cute little navy baseball cape oversized
Speaker 1: white button down and then a cute little mini with.
Speaker 2: Pleats, many in light blue, dark blue hat like pin
Speaker 2: striped white oversized shirt. And then what kind of shoes
Speaker 2: are those?
Speaker 1: We're almost like creepers or dogs. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: And then she has her socks are like frilly and
Speaker 2: pulled up just to her ankle, and.
Speaker 1: She just looks so perfect and I love this looks
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 2: But she just set it her constantle that off, by
Speaker 2: the way, I think so of her. And so I
Speaker 2: was at her show on Friday with Noah. But on
Speaker 2: Saturday BEFO where we talk about Friday, she made an
Speaker 2: announcement that you know, her Speak Now album is coming out,
Speaker 2: the re release, and she would not she would like
Speaker 2: if everyone kind of left alone the people she wrote
Speaker 2: those songs about when she was eighteen or nineteen, to
Speaker 2: not like bring this shit up again, and that she
Speaker 2: is and the way she said it. Noah, do you
Speaker 2: have the quote of what she said. I haven't because
Speaker 2: I really loved what she said. As she introed the
Speaker 2: song as well, she.
Speaker 4: Goes, I'm not putting this album out so that you
Speaker 4: should feel the need to defend me. We have all
Speaker 4: grown up. We're good, and then she said and then
Speaker 4: she performed Dear John.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but before she performed Dear John, which is about
Speaker 2: John mayor we all know it, and dear John is
Speaker 2: it's not because it's called dear John. Dear John is
Speaker 2: like a type of letter that people don't know the
Speaker 2: double meaning of the song title, and they think that
Speaker 2: she just wrote a song called Dear John, but it's
Speaker 2: you know, it's double there's.
Speaker 4: A a TV show and it would start off with
Speaker 4: I think it was called Dear John.
Speaker 2: There was like a whole song, Yeah, Dear John letter
Speaker 2: is it's like a letter you write to someone when
Speaker 2: you're like breaking up with them. I think forget like
Speaker 2: the connotation of it. But yeah, so it's so good,
Speaker 2: it's the best. It's one of her best songs ever.
Speaker 2: And it's like one that Swifty is like just you know,
Speaker 2: have a lot of affection for because it's just one
Speaker 2: with a lot of like anger and feelings and that
Speaker 2: up and it's up there with all too well. So
Speaker 2: we've been dying for her to do it for a
Speaker 2: secret song, which is one of the two songs she
Speaker 2: plays during the show that she is not in the setlist,
Speaker 2: and she hasn't. But she made this announcement because people
Speaker 2: went so hard on Jake John Hall with the re
Speaker 2: release of Red. They went, we didn't I don't even
Speaker 2: know what they did the first time because I wasn't
Speaker 2: a Swifty, but like, I didn't go hard on them
Speaker 2: the second time, but I witnessed how mean everyone was
Speaker 2: and how you know, just his instagram is littered with
Speaker 2: Swifties just I mean, it's an Army, you know that
Speaker 2: is sicked on you and it's and it's now she's
Speaker 2: re releasing this album and so there's a song Dear
Speaker 2: John on that album and she said before she's saying,
Speaker 2: she was like, and and now, and I'm only saying
Speaker 2: this because I'm about to sing a song because I
Speaker 2: like the song, not for any other reason. It was
Speaker 2: the way she said, it's way more eloquent. And she's like,
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna play Dear John, and it was like yes,
Speaker 2: and she goes, the only reason I'm playing this is
Speaker 2: because I'm proud of this song. I'm going to play
Speaker 2: Dear John. And then that's how she said it. It
Speaker 2: was like perfect, because like that would suck if I
Speaker 2: wanted to talk about something or if like you wanted
Speaker 2: to write a song about someone and then they like
Speaker 2: everyone a tacks that person. But then the Onion had
Speaker 2: a really funny funny post about like, oh God, because
Speaker 2: I because I was thinking, like there's a part of
Speaker 2: me that thought she could have done this during the
Speaker 2: Jake Jillenhall thing, like she had this capability the whole
Speaker 2: time to be like to sick her fans off of people,
Speaker 2: but she chose not to during Red and I would say,
Speaker 2: if I really knew to like Taylor, if you're if
Speaker 2: you're watching, I know that it just occurred to you
Speaker 2: to do it, and you would have done it then too,
Speaker 2: because you don't give a fuck about him either. But
Speaker 2: there was a part of me that was like, uh,
Speaker 2: you know what, I don't really care about John Mayer,
Speaker 2: like he doesn't. I'm not mad at him anymore. Can
Speaker 2: you just like not be that mean to him? But
Speaker 2: like this other guy, I'm just gonna hush hush on
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 1: I wonder if it has anything to do with John
Speaker 1: Mayer saying that thing about like I felt terrible when
Speaker 1: I found out that song was outit about me?
Speaker 2: Did he say that, Yeah?
Speaker 1: He was like it was a visser, like I felt
Speaker 1: absolutely awful.
Speaker 2: I think she said complished.
Speaker 1: I don't trust my memories anymore.
Speaker 2: Yesterday is accomplished. That's all she would ever want. The
Speaker 2: thing is, by the way, Taylor Swift did want to
Speaker 2: communicate to these men in these songs, I've written jokes
Speaker 2: about men that I've wanted to hurt and let know
Speaker 2: how much they hurt me. And but the thing is,
Speaker 2: she already did it so at the time she absolutely
Speaker 2: fucking I think she mentioned something about him writing to her,
Speaker 2: and she's like, and sometimes they send you really long
Speaker 2: emails that are a little too late, and it was
Speaker 2: like something like she was not having it, but uh,
Speaker 2: you know, whoever aside, I'm just saying, like, sometimes it's
Speaker 2: very cathartic as a as a girl who's been hurt
Speaker 2: to take it out in your act, and you do
Speaker 2: want to hurt them. You do not hurt them, but
Speaker 2: you just well you do. You want them to feel
Speaker 2: the way you felt. And it's childish. And that's why
Speaker 2: she said, I'm thirty three now, I'm grown up. I
Speaker 2: don't need you to do this anymore, you know. And
Speaker 2: I already did it back when it mattered to me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I really liked it. But Noah, let's talk about how
Speaker 2: about you go to lak first. Okay, let's go to
Speaker 2: break first, and then we'll talk about Taylors because you've
Speaker 2: been mighty quiet and I need you to because you're swift.
Speaker 2: Now you need to be chiming into all Taylor talk.
Speaker 2: And we'll talk about that right when we get back.
Speaker 2: We're back. Oh my gosh, Noah, can you can you
Speaker 2: tell us about your because I've done this now seven times.
Speaker 2: Is my seventh Taylor Swift show? Do you want to
Speaker 2: walk us through? Okay?
Speaker 4: So I have seen the light on Taylor Swift thanks
Speaker 4: to Nikki, my Taylor Swift shaman. He was the perfect
Speaker 4: person to go see Taylor Swift with because she like,
Speaker 4: for a person with anxiety or like social anxiety, I
Speaker 4: need to know everything that's about to happen, what to expect,
Speaker 4: And man, did NICKI know every single.
Speaker 2: I wish I would have had it for myself. That is,
Speaker 2: I'm the same way, and so I was giving to
Speaker 2: you what I wish people could give me before I
Speaker 2: went to my first Roe.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's like watching The Wolf of Wall Street next
Speaker 1: to Scorsese during the director's cut and he's like, all right,
Speaker 1: here's a scene where Leo.
Speaker 2: I have memorized. Now I did it. I went through
Speaker 2: the show the other day in my head, and I
Speaker 2: think I had half the show. I think it was
Speaker 2: half the show I could get through before I fucked
Speaker 2: up one of the songs in the order, like I
Speaker 2: have the forty six songs in a row memorized in
Speaker 2: the order and just naturally not from trying. It's not
Speaker 2: just the order of the show.
Speaker 4: Like Nicki knew the choreography, she knew which part of
Speaker 4: the stage Taylor would be at.
Speaker 2: We had literally front row.
Speaker 4: We were on the barricade, and it so like her stage,
Speaker 4: I guess is shaped like a capital eye, so we
Speaker 4: were at the like the head of the eye, like
Speaker 4: on the shin Yes. And for the secret song. Okay,
Speaker 4: So Nikki let me know that the secret song is
Speaker 4: coming up and she goes capo on the fourth front
Speaker 4: Cornelia Street.
Speaker 2: Well, because she said it was from Lover and from
Speaker 2: our angle, I didn't have a clear indication of her guitar,
Speaker 2: so to me, it looked like it was on the
Speaker 2: fourth front, but I think it was on the second.
Speaker 2: It was on the second and it ended up being uh,
Speaker 2: paper Rings, and which I was excited about. But when
Speaker 2: I found out she played Dear John the next night,
Speaker 2: I was like, why do I keep getting robbed of
Speaker 2: my favorite songs? Every time I go It's like, okay,
Speaker 2: and hits different. That was her special song when we
Speaker 2: were up in the fucking thing, That's one of my
Speaker 2: favorite songs. And I was just like, ah, I wish
Speaker 2: I was down there, so I'm happy that I get
Speaker 2: to go anytime. But yes, it's it was, it was,
Speaker 2: it was magical, it was it keeps getting better. People
Speaker 2: would think that after seven times, I would think, even
Speaker 2: as a swifty, after seven times, I would be bored.
Speaker 2: I am. I don't sit down even one time. I
Speaker 2: have not had to go to the bathroom even once
Speaker 2: during the whole show seven times, which I would never
Speaker 2: have guessed because I go pee all the time and
Speaker 2: I'm not holding it and I've just you can. I've
Speaker 2: If you want any tips going to airs, If you
Speaker 2: have any questions for me, please DM me and I
Speaker 2: will have whatever concern you're having, whatever freak out, I
Speaker 2: will help you. The only thing I can't help you
Speaker 2: with is getting tickets. I have no insight into that.
Speaker 2: I paid thirteen thousand dollars for two front row seats
Speaker 2: at one point and now I have a hookup and
Speaker 2: I deserve it because I've worked very hard, and please
Speaker 2: don't come at me. I would hate me too. If
Speaker 2: I were a swifty who like couldn't afford tickets or
Speaker 2: couldn't find a way in, I would fucking hate me.
Speaker 4: I get it, they but I should not await me
Speaker 4: because I'm not that big of a swifty.
Speaker 2: I'm just like entering that world. No, it's if you're
Speaker 2: not as swifty and you get a chance to go,
Speaker 2: do not feel bad that you don't know all the
Speaker 2: lyrics and you aren't just oh, you know every transition,
Speaker 2: you know, every little easter egg and every little thing
Speaker 2: to shout out like no I was telling Noah, like,
Speaker 2: no one cares, no we all it's the most like
Speaker 2: loving atmosphere. And yes there are some girls that are like,
Speaker 2: I'm a bigger swifty than you and kind of having
Speaker 2: that attitude, but by and large, no one gives a
Speaker 2: shit and everyone kind of I've realized, for the most part,
Speaker 2: not everyone. Most people don't know every single song that
Speaker 2: are that are there, So don't worry.
Speaker 1: Were you anxious about Noah.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean it was very intimidating. I mean this
Speaker 4: is like a stadium full of like hardcore fans I brought.
Speaker 4: It was just like kind of like Nikki texted me
Speaker 4: on Thursday, the show was on Friday, so like I
Speaker 4: didn't really have time to plan an outt or anything.
Speaker 4: So you know, just like the whole like rush of it.
Speaker 4: I like to prepare and to think about. But it
Speaker 4: was actually better that I didn't because it was so funny.
Speaker 4: When I got to Minneapolis, it's kind of like a
Speaker 4: like a very like gray, single toned city, but all
Speaker 4: of a sudden, on every corner you see these like
Speaker 4: sparkles and hot pink and like a glistening cowboy hat
Speaker 4: and all these like swifties are slowly starting to emerge
Speaker 4: in the streets the closer you get to the stadium,
Speaker 4: and it was really cool. It really reminded me, I guess,
Speaker 4: of like what people who are fans of wrestling are like.
Speaker 4: It's like the wrestle Mania of pop concerts.
Speaker 2: That was awesome. When you said that, I was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: that's cool, and now I see the appeal of that thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's like it's something that like only you
Speaker 4: and the people in this universe understand the obsession. Yes,
Speaker 4: and it's very friendly. I liked how when we were
Speaker 4: going up to the stadium before security, the whole thing
Speaker 4: was secure party. All all the girls are like.
Speaker 2: Can you take my picture? Can you take our picture?
Speaker 4: And you're like, oh, this is like a common thing
Speaker 4: in swifty world. You take each other's pictures.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get some cops take our picture. They were really nice.
Speaker 3: Nick.
Speaker 4: You asked a cop who looked and sounded exactly like
Speaker 4: Bill Burr.
Speaker 2: To take our picture. Yes, it was like a Minnesota
Speaker 2: and Bill Burr. I love those pictures.
Speaker 1: You guys looked so cute and you were so into it.
Speaker 1: And Noah, you seem to know a lot of the lyrics.
Speaker 4: Well, Niki. Okay, So nick challenged me to do the
Speaker 4: Cruel Summer thing Bridge Bridge.
Speaker 1: I saw that that's a hard one.
Speaker 2: And it was so hard. Okay, first of all, because
Speaker 2: it's such a uniting moment to learn one thing. That's
Speaker 2: the thing you got to learn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and NICKI said that like all the Swifties like
Speaker 4: they love the Bridges, and especially when Taylor addresses the
Speaker 4: hometown and asks them to sing. Now, I didn't realize
Speaker 4: that was gonna be the first song. So and it
Speaker 4: was like it was like immediate right away, and I
Speaker 4: was like, what it's now. I could barely get the sound.
Speaker 2: I put you on the spot.
Speaker 4: With me because the video to me was like the
Speaker 4: two people doing it. But I couldn't shit, Sorry, girl,
Speaker 4: I wasn't at the point where the concert sound was
Speaker 4: being processed fully in my head, so I couldn't really
Speaker 4: hear what she was saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was not a perfect intro. You'll get a
Speaker 2: second chance.
Speaker 1: When you're in the front row. How's the audio?
Speaker 4: At first, it was it was pretty hard to understand
Speaker 4: because the sound was just kind of like bouncing off
Speaker 4: the different size of the stadium. But eventually I got
Speaker 4: used to it and I was able to hear what
Speaker 4: she was saying. So she had to hear her speak almost,
Speaker 4: but it's okay because Nikki knew exactly what she was
Speaker 4: going to say.
Speaker 2: So, you know, I was like, right now, she's telling
Speaker 2: us that she feels powerful, that she feels amazing, and
Speaker 2: that she's kind of different everything I'm trying to say,
Speaker 2: you're making me feel like I'm the man. I would
Speaker 2: be complex, Like I know all of her.
Speaker 1: Little Bandit is it the same every night, the banter
Speaker 1: or roughly the same.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's roughly the same, but she has moments.
Speaker 2: She gives a lot of unique moments. But it's yeah,
Speaker 2: after you know, Champaign problems, there's always a time where
Speaker 2: ever every town we've just and she didn't start this,
Speaker 2: but it's like a time where everyone just like claps
Speaker 2: their head off, and it's about you know, probably seven songs,
Speaker 2: six songs in, and so everyone is finally just ready
Speaker 2: to like give her just a huge thing. And it
Speaker 2: goes on every town like tries to beat each other
Speaker 2: and how long they can applaud. But she cut us
Speaker 2: off in Minnesota, like it could have kept as long
Speaker 2: as she like looks around and goes oh and like
Speaker 2: and she's like yeah, and sometimes she cries like she
Speaker 2: lets it in. It's a really great moment, so fun
Speaker 2: to be a part of it. But you could tell
Speaker 2: she was just like, we need to keep this show going.
Speaker 2: And I could like, it's it's and she was just like, guys,
Speaker 2: and she like she knows how to She just knows
Speaker 2: how to work crowd and like make I knew as
Speaker 2: a performer what she was doing was moving the show along,
Speaker 2: but I don't think most people would realize that that's it.
Speaker 4: And so why it was so cool to see it
Speaker 4: with you because you understood it on that level. If
Speaker 4: I had gone on my own or with like another friend,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have experienced it.
Speaker 3: Though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like a maestro, She's she knows And then
Speaker 2: she was doing kind of fun things where she was
Speaker 2: like over here and like pointing, and they was like
Speaker 2: and that was really fun and she'd never done that before,
Speaker 2: but it was.
Speaker 3: There are certain bands that cultivate a culture around the concert,
Speaker 3: Like you went to go see Dave. Dave's got a
Speaker 3: huge culture culture. Yes, that where all the fans act
Speaker 3: the same societally, and they have traditions that they all do,
Speaker 3: like fish the same way. Sounds like Taylor Swifts the
Speaker 3: Dead the Dead wrestling, And I was just wondering if
Speaker 3: there's it's so important to garner a fan base that's
Speaker 3: like a lifelong, diehard fan base that'll follow you anywhere.
Speaker 3: And I was just wondering if there was anything that
Speaker 3: could happen at a Nicky Glazer show.
Speaker 2: You know, someone was like crazy. Someone wore to thank
Speaker 2: you so much for that question. Honestly, so good because
Speaker 2: it does remind me. There was a girl that came
Speaker 2: to my show and she was dressed in all pink
Speaker 2: and she was really dressed up and she was like,
Speaker 2: I had to wear She was like, I'm wearing pink
Speaker 2: for Nicki Glazer And she was like and and I go,
Speaker 2: you look amazing. She was like, I have no where
Speaker 2: to wear this too, and like it seemed like this
Speaker 2: is the night to wear it. I was like, fuck yeah,
Speaker 2: Like I would love if there was a thing where
Speaker 2: people like dressed up for my show and like whatever,
Speaker 2: I wish there was, like I had more of a theme,
Speaker 2: Like I'm leading that though you always call back to
Speaker 2: the tack.
Speaker 4: You, I think you do kind of cultivate that because
Speaker 4: you always get dressed up in these like really cool
Speaker 4: outfits on stage you and Anya both do, and I
Speaker 4: have noticed that in your audience now the audience members
Speaker 4: are kind of picking up on it too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that sets the dress code, is like
Speaker 2: what the performer wears. So but I gotta say, I
Speaker 2: think I'm going to start switching to like nice things
Speaker 2: and then like sneakers. So that's because my feet are
Speaker 2: killing me and I kind of want to move around more.
Speaker 2: But I say that, but who knows what I'll really do.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's a great tack you gave me.
Speaker 3: How does Taylor Swift fans know what to do? How
Speaker 3: did the Dave fans know what to do? Like, how
Speaker 3: does it happen? Did they say something at some point
Speaker 3: or the.
Speaker 2: Other definitely says stuff and like and the way we dressed,
Speaker 2: the way she dresses.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: I don't know about the Dave fans though.
Speaker 1: But when did it start during Era's tour prior to No.
Speaker 2: Because people are dressing down. No, people have been dressing
Speaker 2: up for Taylor sushows. When I went to Red in
Speaker 2: twenty thirteen, we like took took notice of what we
Speaker 2: were wearing, and like when I got there, it was like, oh,
Speaker 2: we came underdressed, you know, like we tried to dressed and.
Speaker 1: It like her though, because that's what I think you dressed.
Speaker 2: In the era like it's she is. Yeah, like the
Speaker 2: when it was the Red Tour, you just like wear
Speaker 2: red or whatever. When it was nineteen eighty nine, you're
Speaker 2: kind of like dressing like the aesthetic that she puts
Speaker 2: out in the album and what there were here appearances
Speaker 2: she's made so far, I think you know, who knows,
Speaker 2: but I think Eras really brought it out where it's
Speaker 2: like it's Halloween.
Speaker 1: I think on the message boards, like Fish has huge
Speaker 1: message boards, same with Dave Matthews. So people probably wear
Speaker 1: house talk about you got about membership.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was called the Warehouse. Yeah. I always wanted
Speaker 2: to membership, and I never did. Can someone from the
Speaker 2: warehouse please give me an honorary membership. I've been dying
Speaker 2: for one since two thousand. So yeah, it was yeah,
Speaker 2: go ahead, no you. So I was gonna say.
Speaker 4: Another thing was our I could not believe like what
Speaker 4: it was like, what it felt like seeing Taylor Swift
Speaker 4: literally within arms reach. Yeah, she came to our side
Speaker 4: of the stage. I think it was twice where she
Speaker 4: was like really like stopping.
Speaker 2: In front of the three times. Actually yes, three times.
Speaker 4: I could see like the glow of the light on her,
Speaker 4: like beautiful little peach fuzz on her skin.
Speaker 2: I know I saw her. She had hair on her
Speaker 2: arms and I was like, I want to hair on
Speaker 2: my arms, like she had like blonde hair, and I
Speaker 2: was shaved mine and I was like, I'm growing mine back.
Speaker 2: I loved because I could see the follicle and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm having an insider look right now into something that
Speaker 2: she has that no one unless you get this close
Speaker 2: to her, you were not seeing this in photos because
Speaker 2: it's all buffered out and over you know, lighted or overlt.
Speaker 2: She was taller, she has a bruise on her she
Speaker 2: has a bruise on this arm. Wait, this one right
Speaker 2: here that I want so bad and it doesn't go away.
Speaker 2: It's like a permanent, like little like purple bruise that
Speaker 2: looks awesome, and I want one so bad. I've been
Speaker 2: banging my elbow on everything.
Speaker 4: So another thing I noticed about Taylor is I believe
Speaker 4: that she does the same thing that Nikki Glazer does.
Speaker 4: When she looks in the audience, she blurs her eyes.
Speaker 4: She was, oh, really blurs her eyes.
Speaker 2: I agree. I think that Taylor has my blur effect.
Speaker 2: She knows what she the blur effect. I don't know
Speaker 2: that she blurs her eyes, but I do. What I
Speaker 2: do know is that she has the same results from
Speaker 2: what I do, which is blur in my eyes, that
Speaker 2: she does, which is she's not making actual eye contact
Speaker 2: with anyone because it is very very distracting to make
Speaker 2: eye contact during performance for me at least, and it
Speaker 2: is very very difficult to make eye contact with the
Speaker 2: Taylor sweft. Did I've tried? I was gonna say, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I really anytime she comes. Let me just say, anytime
Speaker 2: she ever walks over. I am standing very still with
Speaker 2: my camera pressed against my chest, which is the same
Speaker 2: camera case that she or phone case that she has
Speaker 2: the same. So I'm sure she's like, if anything's gonna
Speaker 2: catch her ey, it's gonna be like this pitch has
Speaker 2: my phone. But I like, someone found like a picture
Speaker 2: of her taking a picture and they saw in the
Speaker 2: image on the mirror that her phone case was this thing.
Speaker 2: So I bought it and if you want to see it,
Speaker 2: I'm holding it up now.
Speaker 3: But so I just.
Speaker 2: Hold it to my chest like this, and I'm very still,
Speaker 2: and i just look up and I'm just like and
Speaker 2: I'm singing the words, but I'm shrinking because I don't
Speaker 2: want her to look at me because it will be distracting,
Speaker 2: because she'll maybe be like, isn't that a girl Like
Speaker 2: I just don't want to distract her at all because
Speaker 2: she has a performance to do. I'm out of the way.
Speaker 2: I do not want her to like see me and like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, she's like I am the opposite of that.
Speaker 2: I even was told that possibly during the Chicago week
Speaker 2: that I was going to have a chance to meet her,
Speaker 2: and I had told everyone before the show, if the
Speaker 2: chance comes up, I'm all preparing you. Now I'm turning
Speaker 2: it down and I'm in. Therefore, you will all have
Speaker 2: it not a chance to meet her too, because you
Speaker 2: probably come with me otherwise. But we are not meeting her.
Speaker 2: I am not meeting her like this. I can't do it.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be in her way. She has
Speaker 2: to rest. She is doing too many shows. So but Noah,
Speaker 2: at one point, the one time though that I would
Speaker 2: accidentally make eye contact. I was like setting down my
Speaker 2: camera and I came back up and Noah goes. She
Speaker 2: just looked at me.
Speaker 4: I was like, Oh, I swear to God, you know
Speaker 4: I believe you. She okay, So she was on like
Speaker 4: the shaft part of the eye. I don't know what
Speaker 4: the yeah, you know what I mean, and like when
Speaker 4: you say shaft, and she was doing that thing where
Speaker 4: she like looks over the audience, but she looked into
Speaker 4: our section, and I swear to God, for like a
Speaker 4: split second, she made eye contact with me, and I
Speaker 4: just froze.
Speaker 2: I was like, and then it was done.
Speaker 3: Yes, She was like, is that nier.
Speaker 2: Nikki left?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: As soon as I turned my bag, this bitch heads
Speaker 2: to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: How do you what is that? Even? How do you
Speaker 3: do that?
Speaker 2: Let me just do it right, now okay, I'm looking
Speaker 2: ato the camera and I'm blurwing my eyes. I just
Speaker 2: I just unfocused them. So nothing. I don't know. You'd
Speaker 2: have to look at the YouTube to see if my
Speaker 2: eyes are changing at all. Okay, I'm not blurring them.
Speaker 2: I'm totally so someone watching on YouTube, I'm not blurring
Speaker 2: them looking into my single, let's zoom in. Okay, and
Speaker 2: now I'm gonna blurw my eyes blurred? Anything changed? Did
Speaker 2: my pupils change? I don't know.
Speaker 4: We'll have to say it's like you're looking through someone,
Speaker 4: like beyond them paste.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: But I can straight up blur like I can be
Speaker 2: looking at a screen like in a movie and it's
Speaker 2: if it's a really scary scene coming up, I can
Speaker 2: make it so blurred that I could never it would
Speaker 2: just be blops in shape.
Speaker 1: Start crossing your eyes, Brian, I can't do it.
Speaker 3: It's a it's a great regret of mine. I can't
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 2: Some people can't. Can you whistle? Some people can't whistle.
Speaker 3: I can whistle. I can whistle.
Speaker 2: I can't do lip trills because I got too much
Speaker 2: stuff in my lips.
Speaker 1: No, that's a lip trill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard. To do.
Speaker 1: I can't it at all.
Speaker 2: It's because and I'm supposed to do them up to
Speaker 2: like a high fucking sea and it's impossible. But okay,
Speaker 2: so you can't cross your eyes? Can you guys not
Speaker 2: do anything cool?
Speaker 1: I can do this hold on one, yeah, the double
Speaker 1: to that's I've always wanted that one.
Speaker 2: I only have the single one. I can cross my
Speaker 2: hands behind, not cross my hands, but I can like
Speaker 2: do prayer hands behind my back pretty high.
Speaker 1: But you guys can do that weird dance like lost thing.
Speaker 1: I can't floss.
Speaker 2: You can do it if it just takes brass practice.
Speaker 1: No, I can't.
Speaker 3: What is you can't floss? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Like it's a dance?
Speaker 2: This dance?
Speaker 1: Oh, Nicky can do it?
Speaker 2: Hold on you go wait, oh my god, I'll be
Speaker 2: able to do it. So sorry that my head's hold
Speaker 2: on that that that wait, oh this is so embarrassing
Speaker 2: that that that that there? You go, okay fast, I can't.
Speaker 2: I lost it.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do that even with practicing like this is
Speaker 3: like rubbing your belly and.
Speaker 1: Okay, you have another dance to this.
Speaker 2: I worked fourteen hours to get that good at flossing.
Speaker 2: I did I had to work at it, like I remember,
Speaker 2: and once you get it, you can I can't see.
Speaker 1: You rubbing your belly, Brian, but I can't see you
Speaker 1: hitting your head.
Speaker 3: That's really easy for me.
Speaker 2: I don't know why to do that, to rub your
Speaker 2: stomach and hit your head at it. That's good. Oh
Speaker 2: you could be from piano.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to.
Speaker 2: Oh that's interesting.
Speaker 3: You do the Charleston no crossing your legs and things
Speaker 3: and you don't feel.
Speaker 2: Where you're like like that. That would be cool to
Speaker 2: be able to do.
Speaker 3: Your knees are uh making you're making an X with
Speaker 3: your arms then unfolding the X of your arms.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I can do that. But I
Speaker 2: was said that there was no group dancing at Brand's wedding.
Speaker 2: He forbid it. He wanted to be no song that
Speaker 2: was like down down, bugging, down, bugging, none of that.
Speaker 3: Played Joe for five seconds.
Speaker 2: People tried there were I almost learned it from the
Speaker 2: guy that was doing it in front of me. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, this is a fun dance and I
Speaker 2: can learn this. So he he was on like his
Speaker 2: fourth repetition and I was about to start trying. I
Speaker 2: was like trying to get it down and then and
Speaker 2: then you were like, move on to Taylor Swift, slow.
Speaker 3: Jane, you butchers, shake it off please instead of this
Speaker 3: get freaked out by group dances I don't like. I
Speaker 3: don't like I'm going to get some food and then
Speaker 3: I turn around and everyone's been taken over by robots
Speaker 3: or something. I don't like that. I don't like seeing everyone,
Speaker 3: I mean the same thing. It freaks me out.
Speaker 2: I bet if you got in it and learned it,
Speaker 2: you would have fun. Have you ever done the electric
Speaker 2: slide or where you did you get electrocuted as a kid?
Speaker 2: What happened to you? Final thought?
Speaker 3: I've I've done the electric slide before, and I just
Speaker 3: I just don't like it, no matter how much everyone
Speaker 3: is having a good time.
Speaker 2: Can you Is it because you can't learn it or
Speaker 2: you do get it down and you still don't like
Speaker 2: it because when you get in that groove, oh man,
Speaker 2: it's so fun to be dancing with other people, to
Speaker 2: feel like a connection with everyone moving at the same time.
Speaker 3: I don't know why it freaks me out.
Speaker 2: I just maybe it's kind of like a Nazi march,
Speaker 2: Like you don't like that, like the idea of like
Speaker 2: just people walking in or like moving together.
Speaker 3: The electric slide is the Chachas Slide.
Speaker 2: I love that. That's a down down boogie damn boogie.
Speaker 2: That one.
Speaker 3: It has that weird song of be You Go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's that would country dancing. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the It just looks so smooth.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind it was more complex.
Speaker 3: I just don't like the.
Speaker 2: The simplicity of it. That's what I'm saying. If you
Speaker 2: love the y m c A and do you love
Speaker 2: it because you get to do the y m CEO, I.
Speaker 3: Love it because the beat is so good that you
Speaker 3: can't dance to it.
Speaker 2: Okay, we need to find other songs that have this
Speaker 2: beat and see if you like them, Like.
Speaker 3: There is another one man?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, okay, so good.
Speaker 2: What is your favorite song, Brian, what is your like?
Speaker 2: Let's like get it into some of your favorite songs.
Speaker 2: I just you know, just like if you are like,
Speaker 2: let's say you're going to walk to go play basketball
Speaker 2: and you just want to get in a mood that
Speaker 2: will get you kind of like feeling physically good and
Speaker 2: and mentally happy, like a good happy song.
Speaker 3: Oh, a good happy song.
Speaker 2: Just like you're walking outside and you're just like feeling
Speaker 2: it and you can kind of maybe have a skip
Speaker 2: in your step.
Speaker 3: When I run. I listened to like really intense rap
Speaker 3: music and then when I am trying to be happy,
Speaker 3: it changes all the time. But you know, lately I've
Speaker 3: been listening to You make me feel like dancing over
Speaker 3: and over again.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 3: Leo Sayers? Is not a one hit? Wonder about it? Close?
Speaker 3: You make me feel like dancing and dancing time?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I like that one.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, is that seventies?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I listened to a lot of funk seventies fly yeah,
Speaker 3: and some new funk.
Speaker 2: I only could ever hear that song outside of a wedding.
Speaker 3: I listened to a lot of songs you'd hear at
Speaker 3: a wedding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I like listening to I loved that thing
Speaker 2: that they used to do on the street where they
Speaker 2: would go up to people and ask what they were
Speaker 2: listening to as they were walking. Oh yeah, it's one
Speaker 2: of my favorites. I could watch that for hours. Speaking
Speaker 2: of watching for hours, last night I watched for so
Speaker 2: way too long. Geo Geo trackers, geotracers, you must know
Speaker 2: of this Brian where these guys miraculously can take a
Speaker 2: risk place in the world that you know on Google
Speaker 2: on Google Maps, you know, like when you start your
Speaker 2: address and like the image on Google Maps that's kind
Speaker 2: of like a fish eye lens. They take that, it
Speaker 2: just places you anywhere in the world, and then they
Speaker 2: can guess exactly within like miles of where that photo
Speaker 2: was taken for everywhere in the world. And not only
Speaker 2: can they do that, they can do it in a
Speaker 2: blink of an eye where it shows on the screen.
Speaker 2: The image shows on the screen for point one seconds
Speaker 2: and these guys can get it within miles.
Speaker 1: Is it like across street?
Speaker 2: No, It's like like imagine if I put into your
Speaker 2: if I put in Google Image your address and it
Speaker 2: just showed your street facing one way on your street,
Speaker 2: like it's in the middle of the street facing this.
Speaker 2: I swear to God, you don't believe me. It honestly
Speaker 2: is like But then they had one video where I
Speaker 2: was watching one of them because a lot of these
Speaker 2: guys are good at this, and they are like all
Speaker 2: friends and they all like have videos together, and it's
Speaker 2: it's actually like this whole commune. I'm getting into this
Speaker 2: weird YouTube word now of these guys, And it was
Speaker 2: one Reddit clip that like got me into it. So
Speaker 2: one of the guys, one of the guys was blindfolded
Speaker 2: and then the other guy was placed somewhere and then
Speaker 2: describes the location to the guy just by like what
Speaker 2: color the road is, what color the dirt is, how
Speaker 2: much vegetation there is, what do the road signs look like?
Speaker 2: So what I glean from how they do this is
Speaker 2: road sign memorization. What color the Google truck is, because
Speaker 2: in certain countries that'll be like, oh, in Jordan they
Speaker 2: use black Google trucks, and you can kind of see
Speaker 2: a little bit of the Google truck in the photo,
Speaker 2: like a little sliver of it at the bottom. So
Speaker 2: there's like certain it's all like there's Magic's never magic.
Speaker 2: There's always like a logic to it. So it's like,
Speaker 2: but these guys, they've just memorized all this data, these
Speaker 2: data points about different places, and then it breaks it
Speaker 2: down into categories. They go, is the sun in the
Speaker 2: north Okay, so that that has to be below the equator.
Speaker 2: So I was thinking it was either Sweden or Peru,
Speaker 2: So it's got to be the Peru city that has
Speaker 2: that certain type of stop sign, Okay, we're gonna with
Speaker 2: It's like boom down.
Speaker 3: It's like one of those charts, one of those what
Speaker 3: are those calls?
Speaker 1: I don't know what.
Speaker 2: You follow it and you eventually get to something. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's so so impressive because I frequently say, if I'm
Speaker 3: driving around Indiana and I look at a street, I'm like,
Speaker 3: this street could be Online Island, where this street could
Speaker 3: be in Ohio, the street could be in Florida. Except
Speaker 3: for that one palm tree giving it away like this,
Speaker 3: every place in America looks exactly the same.
Speaker 1: Comforting to know that places are unique.
Speaker 2: I love it too. It was it sold me on
Speaker 2: travel a little bit where I was like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is kind of cool that these guys maybe, but I
Speaker 2: don't think they've even been to these places. All they
Speaker 2: do is just sit in their basements and before these videos.
Speaker 1: I have another recommendation for wasting your time a little
Speaker 1: bit on YouTube. Have you guys watched Doctor Pimple Popper.
Speaker 2: Oh discussing I can't wait watch wet Things only warts
Speaker 2: what things?
Speaker 3: I don't want anything, I can't I can't stand the name.
Speaker 3: I don't want to watch it because of the name.
Speaker 2: But if you liked that tread, he would watch it
Speaker 2: because it's exactly what he's giving you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's so popular, so huge. She takes out like Pomas.
Speaker 1: Do you know what those are?
Speaker 2: Fatty tissue?
Speaker 3: Yeah, television show? Doesn't she it sound like h she did?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I've just been watching thousands of like Anya.
Speaker 2: Go into YouTube and just watch Cis being taken out
Speaker 2: whatever red like the most, almost the most or something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can't just go it.
Speaker 1: I think it's a way of self torture just a
Speaker 1: little because the entire time I'm watching, I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is disgusting.
Speaker 2: So see, I love watching worts. It's never disgusting to me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yes, get it out of there, make it
Speaker 2: fucking like, dig it out. I love it. There's no like, that's.
Speaker 1: Exactly the know is that you should be making when
Speaker 1: you're like.
Speaker 2: God, I can't wait. I'm begging. I want Chris to
Speaker 2: get a planner's work so fucking bad because he's the
Speaker 2: only person that I can get into that will give
Speaker 2: it to me. But he won't. I know, he won't
Speaker 2: trust me next to his foot with any I'll be
Speaker 2: like trying to do some treatment on it, but really
Speaker 2: what I want for it is to grow bigger so
Speaker 2: I can fuck with it and like really get it big,
Speaker 2: and like, oh man, I wish I had one so bad.
Speaker 2: I would give anything to have. I had one on
Speaker 2: my foot so long ago, and I always look back
Speaker 2: and I just am like, man, that word on your
Speaker 2: toe that was so fun to pick at, and I
Speaker 2: miss it so much.
Speaker 1: And so it's satisfying to get it out, like you
Speaker 1: can get the route out.
Speaker 2: Yes, And there's people there's people on Reddit on ward
Speaker 2: that will just post pictures of the word they pulled
Speaker 2: out and then the whole and there's there's like probably
Speaker 2: dozens of us being like.
Speaker 5: Show us the goddamn video where you pulled it out?
Speaker 5: Why did you skip the best part film it? Cloning out?
Speaker 5: We were just like and then someone must will be
Speaker 5: like show us the hole? Where's the hole?
Speaker 2: We're so sick. It's just I'm not alone, though there
Speaker 2: are We're just like show us and like we wanted
Speaker 2: them to like scrape it out, pull a joke, a
Speaker 2: common joke. And the subreddit warts is like, just rip
Speaker 2: it out because people go there like that are just
Speaker 2: like first time ward haverers that are like what do
Speaker 2: I do about my ward? They don't know that there's
Speaker 2: like a bunch of sickos being like torture it and
Speaker 2: make it bleed. Like they think we're like there's a
Speaker 2: lot of people helping people with warts, but there are
Speaker 2: people like me who have no interest in that, and
Speaker 2: we want to make them and we're like pull it
Speaker 2: out with the rusty fliers, like we.
Speaker 1: Just wait, that's the most satisfied.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the joke with everyone makes is a rusty
Speaker 2: players because it's just like the most disgusting way. But
Speaker 2: we're just like you just get it, like burn it
Speaker 2: with fire, like we love torturing it. So I'm not
Speaker 2: alone and it makes me feel really great. And yeah,
Speaker 2: so if you're like me, there's there's a place for you,
Speaker 2: all right, So we.
Speaker 3: Have to go to ask you something there. I was
Speaker 3: hiking in Utah on the way to the wedding, and
Speaker 3: there was a thing that made me think of you.
Speaker 3: It's kind of offensive now, but I was. I saw
Speaker 3: a big dry rock and it was covered in dirt
Speaker 3: but it looked like really dry skin and the soil
Speaker 3: was thick and cracked and you could just peel off.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was like, I was, I really wanted
Speaker 3: to peel off all the dirt, and I was like,
Speaker 3: if Nicky was here, she would want to.
Speaker 2: Should can you not? Because it's like an actual park.
Speaker 3: They say, yeah, well you leave no trace, but like
Speaker 3: you could pick off dirt.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you should. If you ever get to
Speaker 2: pick off something, film it for me. Yes, especially if
Speaker 2: it's like skin and it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Was so big. It was such a huge mound and
Speaker 3: it was just little scales of dirt. Oh dirt.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: And I was like, this needs to be smooth, and
Speaker 3: I kind of like and Ali was like, we need
Speaker 3: to leave.
Speaker 2: She's like, go do your rounds. God, all right, we
Speaker 2: have to go. I'm gonna be in Vegas this weekend
Speaker 2: with David Spade. Come out and see that show at
Speaker 2: the Venetian. And there's so many tour dates available right
Speaker 2: now on Nicki Klaser dot com. This fall. I'm going
Speaker 2: so many different places. I'm so excited Anya will be
Speaker 2: there and so get those and listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Keep listening. Thank you so much for us name, We
Speaker 2: love you so much, and Dobika and dig pick it
Speaker 2: off from me and film it.
Speaker 3: Mm hm