Speaker 1: Chu chu chucker chucker chucker chucker choo choo choo chugger.
Speaker 1: What time are they going to be here? Okay, because
Speaker 1: we call them twenty minutes ago? Chucker chucker choo Joe.
Speaker 1: All aboard the Drown Burgundy Podcast. I used train sounds,
Speaker 1: That's what those were, because just like a bumpy, swerving
Speaker 1: train ride, there is never a dull moment on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Who are the local authorities? Because and do you even
Speaker 1: have a number to call back on? As you can hear,
Speaker 1: Carolina is currently using the elevator telephone to call some
Speaker 1: local firefighters, police officers, maybe even a priest to read
Speaker 1: us our last rites because you guessed it, folks, We
Speaker 1: are currently stuck on an elevator. Uh. We are stuck
Speaker 1: in between the eighty six and eighty seven floors of
Speaker 1: the time X building. As you know, our podcast studio
Speaker 1: is on the floor. Uh, and we are We are
Speaker 1: currently stuck. And I'm thank god. We were just returning
Speaker 1: from a field peace and so that's why I have
Speaker 1: we have audio equipment with us. Caroline is handling the situation. Yes,
Speaker 1: they said they'd call back in twenty with an update.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess we should just sit tight
Speaker 1: until then. So twenty minutes we're going to be in here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: most likely, Yeah, most likely twenty minutes. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: that's just too bad. That's really too bad because we had, folks,
Speaker 1: we had President Jimmy Carter in the studio today and
Speaker 1: we were going to interview him on what he thinks
Speaker 1: on everything that's happened this year. Do we have word
Speaker 1: to Jimmy Carter to please? That's that's a little misleading.
Speaker 1: We have the president of the San Diego County Farm
Speaker 1: Bureau up in the studio, and coincidentally, his name happens
Speaker 1: to be Jimmy Carter, so it's not president, it's not
Speaker 1: the President United States. And this year Jimmy Carter president.
Speaker 1: It's been a crazy one for him. My god, he
Speaker 1: had to rule on the San Diego Miniature Horse competition
Speaker 1: and let me tell you, there might have been checkered
Speaker 1: blankets and straw baskets, but that was no picnic. A
Speaker 1: lot of tough decisions that day for Mr President Carter. Um.
Speaker 1: Everyone thought that Pippy long Stalking, a beautiful mayor with
Speaker 1: a chestnut Maine, was going to win, and it was
Speaker 1: actually the black beauty Napoleon who took home the blue ribbon.
Speaker 1: And it was a crazy night, crazy night, the anxiety,
Speaker 1: the fervor and the crowd. It just was elector. I
Speaker 1: broke up two fights and the headlines were crazy. Anyway.
Speaker 1: I try to stay out of politics. But that contest
Speaker 1: was stolen, no question about it. Don't you think so, Caroline?
Speaker 1: I think it. That doesn't really matter. And so we are, Yes,
Speaker 1: we're just giving me, giving me a little Absolutely, we're
Speaker 1: going to move over a way. This man, we are
Speaker 1: just so the listener though we are also in the
Speaker 1: elevator stuck with us. Are are two other people, Uh, sir,
Speaker 1: can I ask you your name? It's some one, thank you, Owen.
Speaker 1: And then this, uh, this lovely young woman over here.
Speaker 1: Ye Maria Ana, I did not get that. You're gonna
Speaker 1: have to can you? Can you give that to me again? Look,
Speaker 1: you can call me a littpe if it's easier, you
Speaker 1: can just call me Loupe. But sometimes they call me Lola,
Speaker 1: but really my name is Marilynn. Gave it in English.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they call me Lola. Sometimes they call me Loupe,
Speaker 1: but my name is actually Marilyn. I believe your name
Speaker 1: is Maria obviously. Sometimes they call me Loupe maybe, but
Speaker 1: they call me Lola also. But my actual name is
Speaker 1: no marilynd Sonia Bettest, but they call me Loop and
Speaker 1: they call me Lola. Oh when do you speak Spanish?
Speaker 1: Because I don't. I don't. I think Carolina, I don't know.
Speaker 1: But welcome anyway. And where if I if I could
Speaker 1: just ask where where are you? Where are you headed today?
Speaker 1: Headed to my therapist office. I have a therapy appointment.
Speaker 1: Oh and now you're stuck in an elevator. I saw
Speaker 1: her from claustrophobia. Oh, this is a nightmare. This is
Speaker 1: a living nightmare. Yeah, it's It's just it's hard to
Speaker 1: breathe and I'm just trying to not have a panic.
Speaker 1: I start to panic, folks. Just to describe, this is
Speaker 1: a very tight elevator. This elevator is four ft by
Speaker 1: eight feet UM and uh, very low ceiling. It's a
Speaker 1: very cheaply made elevator. It looks like it's about a
Speaker 1: six ft ceiling. So we're it's a bit of a
Speaker 1: hot box. Yeah. The more you talk about it, the
Speaker 1: more I just sort of okay, we won't mention you
Speaker 1: should not come down because this happens all the time,
Speaker 1: all those Yeah if everyone, thank you, Matta, thank you
Speaker 1: Loop Loop, thank you Lope. Well, so here we are,
Speaker 1: we're just going to I guess we should keep going
Speaker 1: with the show. We need to bank this episode the
Speaker 1: best of it show. I didn't know I was on
Speaker 1: the show. I didn't Heaven be thy name. Okay, that
Speaker 1: was quite oh man ah all right, um everyone, all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like we dropped fifteen floors at least. Um,
Speaker 1: do we need to contact the authorities? Do you need
Speaker 1: to get back on the phone or I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can. First let me let me get to my
Speaker 1: restaurant review segment. Okay, let's just do that, all right,
Speaker 1: get that out of the way, because if I forget
Speaker 1: to do it, we'll never get to it. Um. I
Speaker 1: am a man who likes a good, rare pile of
Speaker 1: meat and a sip from a crystal goblet now and
Speaker 1: then I'll even smoke one of those thin cigarettes worn
Speaker 1: Buffett passes around and circles at his men's only club.
Speaker 1: To put it simply, I like to indulge. So it's
Speaker 1: no wonder I enjoyed my two days at the cheesecake factory.
Speaker 1: You just keep leaning into me. Excuse me. A man
Speaker 1: is talking here, A man is doing his restaurant report. Sorry,
Speaker 1: there's so little room in here. I know I'm doing
Speaker 1: my best drifting. Um. That was Owen for those of
Speaker 1: you listening, uh, And to give you a visual of
Speaker 1: what Owen looks like. He's about five ft tall with
Speaker 1: one single strand of hair that has slipped down over
Speaker 1: his bald head. I have a full head of hair
Speaker 1: and two orange teeth, one on either side of his mouth.
Speaker 1: Perhaps that's why his voice sounds so weird. This is
Speaker 1: just because he interrupted your Cheesecake Factor. Yes, yes, I
Speaker 1: stayed there for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for two days.
Speaker 1: It's called investigative reporting, Carolina. Try it sometime in between
Speaker 1: your episodes of Mrs Maizel. It wasn't okay, So your
Speaker 1: cheesecake The Cheesecake Factor was an investigative piece. What did
Speaker 1: you discover? Are their employees paid for their wages? Is
Speaker 1: the food safety? I investigated a lot. They have a
Speaker 1: cheesecake sandwich, so I investigated that I'd like to try
Speaker 1: cheesecake subs wherever I can. I especially airports because of
Speaker 1: all the different cultures that meet there. I investigated their
Speaker 1: shrimp scampy twice in the same day. I actually couldn't
Speaker 1: finish it, so I brought some with me. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's why it smells like warm shrimping here. That's exactly
Speaker 1: why I wear. Yeah, the cheese, the gumbo, I forget.
Speaker 1: I wanted to eat it on the road, so I
Speaker 1: just had them put it in a side room cup.
Speaker 1: Gonna get Hey, everyone needs to rely acts all right,
Speaker 1: especially you Owen Trinquilo trinkuil Relax all men around here.
Speaker 1: You've said your piece. Okay, I've lost. Did I get
Speaker 1: to my review of the cheesecake kit? Hold on, take
Speaker 1: a wide stance. Everyone. You're on my foot, I'm on
Speaker 1: your well. You're in between my legs pulling my hair
Speaker 1: loopeg please, now is not the time for discouraging words.
Speaker 1: Can you just can you just finish this recording or
Speaker 1: whatever so we can just get out of your No,
Speaker 1: because this bobcast this once told me when I attacked
Speaker 1: his security guard, this show must go on. Did that
Speaker 1: really happen? Bad things happen, Carolina. It's not all Sunshine
Speaker 1: and fleet Fox's songs. Okay, somebody needs perfumed. I think
Speaker 1: that we have President Jimmy Carter upstairs and I'm stuck
Speaker 1: in an elevator with these bozos. No offense, sir, that
Speaker 1: is offensive. No offense, sir. No, you don't just get
Speaker 1: to say no offense when you're being offensive. Um, it's not.
Speaker 1: Just doesn't just clear you of being offensive? Is if
Speaker 1: the president were here? The president is upstairs, Jesus, So
Speaker 1: are you getting fitted for a wig today? No, I'm
Speaker 1: on my way to see my therapist. I already told you. Then,
Speaker 1: what sort of therapy are you working? Is it Freudan?
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's for it. I just have issues.
Speaker 1: I have claustrophobic, I have anxiety. And are you going
Speaker 1: to see a therapist as well? I here? Nobody knows,
Speaker 1: but the therapist here is actually me. Nobody is focusing
Speaker 1: on what they're supposed to focus on. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's hot in here, isn't it. The more you talk
Speaker 1: about it the more. If you didn't move around so much,
Speaker 1: you're creating heat. Well, one thing we have to think
Speaker 1: about in the event that the authorities don't get here
Speaker 1: in time. I hate to jump to this. Authorities the
Speaker 1: authorities are coming, but we will have to pick straws
Speaker 1: at one point for what to see if we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to kill one or the other to eat to survive.
Speaker 1: I don't think here. You only fly off and I'll
Speaker 1: be the first one out of the top. You have
Speaker 1: shrimp in your pocket. You brought shrimp, I know. But
Speaker 1: after I'm done with my shrimp and your gumbo and gambo.
Speaker 1: I don't even know why. It's just something. It's a
Speaker 1: long term thought down the road, if even for her
Speaker 1: for two days. It shouldn't have to come to killing someone.
Speaker 1: All right, we should think about it. I know we'll
Speaker 1: draw straws. Well, I'm not going to do that. If
Speaker 1: I had to pick someone at this point, I think
Speaker 1: it'd be Owen. Have I know Judo? So good luck?
Speaker 1: You look well, thank you? I sort of thank you.
Speaker 1: But I know Judo, So you're not going to eat me?
Speaker 1: The one with the wing. It sounds like that. Sounds
Speaker 1: like a book your therapist would give you. I know Judo,
Speaker 1: so you're not gonna eat me? Uh. Ways to Cope
Speaker 1: through the Day by Dr Loewenstein. Have you ever seen
Speaker 1: a therapist? Do you know what therapy? I've been to therapy? Yes,
Speaker 1: How dare you. How dare you? Okay, it's very healthy thing.
Speaker 1: I haven't done it. You should seeing a therapy. This
Speaker 1: is very healthy. It's a good way to unbot My
Speaker 1: therapist is a walk on the beach collecting driftwood. How
Speaker 1: often do you do that? Not as much as I
Speaker 1: would like to. I saw a therapist want and he
Speaker 1: doesn't exercise either. You did, well, that's good. I saw
Speaker 1: her in a supermarket. She was talking to her friend
Speaker 1: and mentioned her therapy practice. But I don't know what
Speaker 1: kind of show. Wow, I just saw a therapist. I
Speaker 1: technically saw a therapist. No, No, that's not seeing a therapist. Yes,
Speaker 1: you you saw a therapy. When I see my therapist,
Speaker 1: I sit down with her for like an hour a
Speaker 1: week and we just go how I'm feeling. So you
Speaker 1: don't see a therapist. You stare at a therapist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what you do. It's not just staring. I think
Speaker 1: what On is doing is a lot more emotional than that.
Speaker 1: Sounds like he's really going through some stuff. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I needed. Sounds really depressed, and he
Speaker 1: sounds like, I mean, we don't need to kill anything.
Speaker 1: What if President Jimmy Carter ever saw a therapist right not.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's different for every bit, Bunny, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I need his opinion on that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: gonna help everyone here, but no one's asking for my
Speaker 1: help real quick to break the tension. Uh, I think
Speaker 1: we should do a lightning round real quick, just for
Speaker 1: the show. So lightning round go? What are we talking?
Speaker 1: I don't know how do you start a lightning round.
Speaker 1: I've never done a light Oh my god, we've got
Speaker 1: to get out of here. We either have to get
Speaker 1: out of here or we have to eat someone. Did
Speaker 1: you have to do? What? What did you say about
Speaker 1: your I don't know. I just was emotional. I just
Speaker 1: said I exclaimed things. I don't know what I said.
Speaker 1: Does anyone recall what they actually said? And screamed? Said? Whoa, whoa?
Speaker 1: I said, I was praying Ron, It's okay, But if
Speaker 1: you needed to the bathroom, then we should figure something out.
Speaker 1: Never say I would never mention Mike. I don't know
Speaker 1: why they talk so much about their pop high stakes
Speaker 1: moment like this. This is like we're in towering inferno
Speaker 1: right now. As my therapist would say, sometimes, you know,
Speaker 1: stressful situations reveal something about ourselves, like maybe when you
Speaker 1: feared your life, you were really fearing your life of
Speaker 1: your penis or your ability to procreate. Of course, nothing
Speaker 1: else to talk about. Yes, we have a beautiful son, Walter,
Speaker 1: and so maybe you think you of Wonter in a
Speaker 1: way when you're thinking about your life bluepe Or do
Speaker 1: you have children? I thought about you shouldn't be talking
Speaker 1: about your pop because the people who talk about the
Speaker 1: pop are the ones who have the smaller ones. Do
Speaker 1: you have children? That's what I asked when DNA du four.
Speaker 1: Well she didn't say yeah, but now it looks like
Speaker 1: is everybody here is acting like a child? Baby like
Speaker 1: a baby? No, of course baby, No, no, what about No?
Speaker 1: I didn't say I have a baby. I said that
Speaker 1: everybody here is acting like a baby. The only child
Speaker 1: is you. And you understand it's all pig Latin to me.
Speaker 1: My My Spanish basically breaks down to enjelata burrito, jimmy charga,
Speaker 1: a little bit breed, still stuck in your teeth, but
Speaker 1: it's this morning because it's tilling your teeth and insting
Speaker 1: that it's all food based, that it's something about it
Speaker 1: seems like you're it was talking about what would your
Speaker 1: therotist this say about that? Well, that maybe you're trying
Speaker 1: to fill something inside of you that you know, you're
Speaker 1: always trying to put something in your body to fill
Speaker 1: a hole. Maybe that's there or um, you know that
Speaker 1: you always feel like you can never get enough? Is
Speaker 1: that something that you can relate that I'm never associated right? Well,
Speaker 1: I do. If I have a box of Oreo cookies
Speaker 1: in front of me, I'll go through the whole thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds like, Yeah, that sounds exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: And how do you feel when the box is empty
Speaker 1: at the end of the box do you feel stated, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's actually a big problem in the office that you'll
Speaker 1: go through a box of those marshmallow cookies, the with
Speaker 1: the Graham cracker and the marshmallow Mala Mala mars. Do
Speaker 1: do you have have you heard of malabar? Is that? Wait?
Speaker 1: Did we just did we now go up ten floors?
Speaker 1: They moved up? At what floor are we on? Now?
Speaker 1: I can't say, I mean, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean we're either on the if we went down,
Speaker 1: we're probably like on the seventieth floor, sixty floor or
Speaker 1: something like that. Do you think maybe we've passed away
Speaker 1: and this is what heaven is like? Wow? Is this?
Speaker 1: This is it? Wow? Now I think I don't think
Speaker 1: this would be heaven. I don't for some reason. I
Speaker 1: think it would be not heaven if we were all
Speaker 1: stuck in an elevator together right now, and the way
Speaker 1: I feel right now, I don't feel like I'm in Baronites.
Speaker 1: Here's the question, if you were in heaven, who three
Speaker 1: people in history you'd have dinner with? I'll go first
Speaker 1: stand Musual, Bows of the Clown and Little Richard. Okay, Carolina, Um,
Speaker 1: I guess my mom, um, my sister and my new
Speaker 1: puppy Grandma. But they're still living. I nobody just couldn't
Speaker 1: go to heaven without them. Loupe, I kissed and Imazin
Speaker 1: in heaven. In reality, I don't know if you're talking
Speaker 1: about London, but anna keep me so. I don't think
Speaker 1: anybody here is dead. The reality is nobody's dead. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't think we're dead. That's not helpful, Owen, how
Speaker 1: would guess Mahatma Gandhi Um Susan b Anthony. I really
Speaker 1: would love to hear more about her, and I just
Speaker 1: a little Richard. I know, um like if a musician,
Speaker 1: maybe John Lennon, John Legend, John Legend, John Lennon, he
Speaker 1: was a Beatle from the Beatles. Is he married Chrissy Tigan. Oh,
Speaker 1: I loved Legend. I love John Legend too. Seems so
Speaker 1: nice and his wife's so pretty, and their babies pretty too,
Speaker 1: and they're outspoken, they're real advocates. Yeah. Do you like
Speaker 1: Do you like John Legend? Lupe? I like Betty Boop,
Speaker 1: like anybody like Mattie Poops. No, no, no, And I
Speaker 1: don't know nobody can kind of like Beatty Boop? Why
Speaker 1: the what the what's with the fascination with John Legend.
Speaker 1: I don't have a fascination. I like John Legend, But
Speaker 1: I was talking about John m Christmas Special. It was
Speaker 1: so good. I'm so glad this is finally taking my
Speaker 1: mind off the elevator. Do you like Christmas? Lupe? Marry Christmas.
Speaker 1: There's going to be a delightful Christmas, especially if we
Speaker 1: have to spend it all together here, guys. Once again,
Speaker 1: I think we need to get back at the survival mode.
Speaker 1: I think we need to discreetly turn from the other
Speaker 1: three in a rotation and collect our urine in some
Speaker 1: sort of receptacle and then we will drink it to survive.
Speaker 1: I don't even think we're yet. We've been here for
Speaker 1: like fifteen minutes, but it has not been fifteen minutes. Okay,
Speaker 1: well it's been half an hour. Maybe that short. It's
Speaker 1: like a been a day. No, no, not at all,
Speaker 1: and we just had lunch. But just as a proactive measure,
Speaker 1: we should store our urine. Is there something we can oh?
Speaker 1: And can I use your baseball cap? No? No, you
Speaker 1: can't use my baseball cap? And I use your purse
Speaker 1: when you love a thing. Actually, in reality, what I
Speaker 1: have is really just a very smart person you. I
Speaker 1: appreciate that. So I'm gonna fill Loope's purse full of
Speaker 1: my year in. I'll start first, Mason jar you brought
Speaker 1: in with you, not my bug collection. Get rid of
Speaker 1: the just shake out the bus. No, I was showing these.
Speaker 1: These are my dragonflies. I'm gonna show to Jimmy Carter President.
Speaker 1: Jimmy Carter. Al Right, well you can put those in
Speaker 1: that towel right there and just have them there and
Speaker 1: use the jar. I can't. As soon as I in
Speaker 1: the jar, they will fly away. How are they're going
Speaker 1: to rest on this towel. I thought they were dead.
Speaker 1: They looked dead. Why is there a beach towel in
Speaker 1: the bottom of this I don't know. Later, I just
Speaker 1: thought you said this was going to be a regular
Speaker 1: day at the beach. Oh, that's right, we brought beach towels.
Speaker 1: I don't know if those dragonflies are alive. Did you
Speaker 1: put air holes on the top of that jar? Oh,
Speaker 1: Survey says zero, meaning no, yeah, I got that. You
Speaker 1: can use the mason jar then too. Okay, I will
Speaker 1: not urinate in your in your purse because you haven't
Speaker 1: even drink water. You haven't drunk water. You can't do
Speaker 1: anything of you drink water in this jar because I
Speaker 1: kind of need the cock now everyone, could everyone please
Speaker 1: turn away? My god, you have you need to cut parents.
Speaker 1: Let's got two commercials. Welcome back to the Ron Burgundy Podcast.
Speaker 1: It is our ten uh here in the elevator. Has
Speaker 1: it been ten hours? It has been an hour, okay.
Speaker 1: I've had to rip apart um my jacket to tie
Speaker 1: over our faces run defecated. He tried to hit the
Speaker 1: mason jar. It's about he missed. If I would say
Speaker 1: half a foot, I got nervous because everyone was watching,
Speaker 1: and we just threw a beach towel over it. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're just trying to get through. I believe it's beyond
Speaker 1: me that you would do this like it just you
Speaker 1: couldn't hold it. You are you a child? Like you
Speaker 1: can't This is child like I said, It is ninety
Speaker 1: eight degrees in here. It smells of shrimp, gumbo and
Speaker 1: human feces. It could be the worst day of my life.
Speaker 1: And more you talk about it feels like doesn't it
Speaker 1: feel like the walls are closing in. Stop saying stuff
Speaker 1: like that. Please, it's just you're just it feels like
Speaker 1: we're in Alice in the looking glass and going through
Speaker 1: that little tiny doorway at the end, and it's getting
Speaker 1: smaller and smaller and smaller and small bag Please, Well,
Speaker 1: it's because you're not breathing deeply. Is your job being
Speaker 1: a communicator and understanding what your audience can respond to that?
Speaker 1: Right now, all the rules are throwing out the window. Okay,
Speaker 1: we are in survival mode. We have we have all nominated.
Speaker 1: Owen will be the first one that we eat if
Speaker 1: that time comes. I really don't think it should. I
Speaker 1: don't think it should come to that. I mean, I
Speaker 1: didn't think that we should have to go the floor.
Speaker 1: May I ask you this question? Can I just as
Speaker 1: a sample, bite into the back of your calf, and
Speaker 1: just to see if your calf meat is tender and delicious?
Speaker 1: I'll just know the answers know it won't be tender
Speaker 1: and delicious. So obviously missing his therapist, do you will
Speaker 1: you be charged for your therapy session? Well, I hope not.
Speaker 1: I mean, I hope she understands that I stuck in
Speaker 1: an elevator. What is the meat? Carolina? Do you have
Speaker 1: any read on the media? Must be going crazy, ron
Speaker 1: Berger and he's stuck in an elevator. I don't think
Speaker 1: the media is really paying attention to this issue. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think probably going to get a medal get out
Speaker 1: of this alive. Maybe it wasn't necessarily you might get
Speaker 1: all for that. The carpet on the bottom of the elevator. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it has soiled the carpet of the elevator because
Speaker 1: in my effort to a little bit of on my
Speaker 1: pant leg, in an effort to get it off, I
Speaker 1: stepped in it and smushed it more into the carpet.
Speaker 1: It just we all. I don't know why you're whatever
Speaker 1: audience listens to you, I don't know why they would
Speaker 1: want any of these specifics. Ron says he likes to
Speaker 1: keep things one hundred with his audiences and wants everything
Speaker 1: out on the open. LUPPI, what's your relationship with Jimmy Carter? President?
Speaker 1: Jimmy Carter? Jo? Okay, look what he likes his drama
Speaker 1: because in reality he didn't have to do that. I
Speaker 1: think that you have a stomach bug because somebody here
Speaker 1: is hungry. We would just eat you if we're hungry.
Speaker 1: Despite his reputation, he really was a visionary if you
Speaker 1: think about it. I mean, outside of the hostage situation,
Speaker 1: which was just somewhat bad. Lucky you know, Middie's peace process,
Speaker 1: his views on environmentalism, conservation, solar panels on the White
Speaker 1: House pretty progressive, fellow, huh? And he was really handsome, yes,
Speaker 1: and handsome unless what are you saying I'm handsome? No? No,
Speaker 1: I would never say that because in reality, you haven't
Speaker 1: looked in the mirror today. He used to have a
Speaker 1: little bit of burrito in your hair. I'm used to
Speaker 1: it now. Oh no, we're writing, Oh here we go
Speaker 1: the elevator. Finally engaged, everyone can go. What a wonderful experience.
Speaker 1: This was amazing. I learned so much about all of you.
Speaker 1: Let's um, should we trade information? Well, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do that. I'm just excited and go my therapist.
Speaker 1: Whoa you have sex with your therapist? Yeah? Impaired to talk?
Speaker 1: Then afterwards, well, well I'm not gonna say. Because I'm
Speaker 1: a gentleman, I don't kusin town. But yeah, okay, wow,
Speaker 1: that's the problem. There's a problem. Yeah, I'm going to
Speaker 1: run and get some pine sil and you're gonna clean
Speaker 1: this up yourself. Of course, that's nice. I always have
Speaker 1: a motto, what is it When Ron Burgundy craps in public?
Speaker 1: He cleans it up. He doesn't let someone else clean
Speaker 1: it up. And that's not a metaphor that it's literal,
Speaker 1: it's literally. How the fact that it's a motto means
Speaker 1: that you've done it many times, many, many, many many times.
Speaker 1: I never, I never have ever timed out my personal
Speaker 1: bathroom schedule. I've always been terrible at that. But maybe
Speaker 1: just I don't know you very well. I don't know
Speaker 1: how you gotta go. You gotta go? Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: think that maybe that's the mottel you need to change.
Speaker 1: When you gotta go, you gotta go, because you don't
Speaker 1: always gotta go. When you gotta go, it's bad for
Speaker 1: the body to hold that stuff in. If it's a
Speaker 1: matter of ten fifteen minutes, I think it's okay, And yeah,
Speaker 1: it'll be fine. I've pooped up the opera. I've pooped
Speaker 1: in a charger game. You need a butt plug, pet Kennels.
Speaker 1: I've pooped during a broadcast once what broadcast? It was
Speaker 1: just the six o'clock news. Oh my god, Loupe, thank
Speaker 1: you so much. And nothing in the corner store they
Speaker 1: sell butt plugs with it, because what you need is
Speaker 1: a butt plug. Lovely. That should be written on a
Speaker 1: eating card. Well, um, thank you all, go about your day.
Speaker 1: We should get out of this elevator. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Hello and welcome back to the Round Burgundy podcast. Carolina
Speaker 1: and I we are safely, safely ensconced back in our
Speaker 1: studio here on the ninety floor. And that was that
Speaker 1: was that was hair raising at times. You took a
Speaker 1: in that elevator, Yes, yes, yes I did. I still
Speaker 1: can't get over It wasn't the first time, it won't
Speaker 1: be the last I saw you. I was reduced to
Speaker 1: my basic animal form, and because we must have been
Speaker 1: there for an hour and a half, but you know,
Speaker 1: the mind is not working in a rational, rational way,
Speaker 1: and I just thought, oh my god, if I keep
Speaker 1: this in my bow any longer, it's gonna kill me.
Speaker 1: So I just had to go Yeah, I mean, did
Speaker 1: you eat the rest of that gumbo? I did right
Speaker 1: after because I was starving um. And then what about
Speaker 1: the dragonflies? I totally forgot about the dragonflies that was
Speaker 1: our field? Peace. Okay, Well, I know what I'll do.
Speaker 1: I'll go down to the hobby store, the hobby and
Speaker 1: miniature store on the corner of Franklin and Barthoon, and
Speaker 1: I'll pick up some of those modeled dragonflies and I'll
Speaker 1: paint him with model paint and then we ken. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could just have them otherwise they're just dragonflies. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: like I said, we are currently back in the studio.
Speaker 1: I chugged a bottle of water, and I'm currently recovering
Speaker 1: from what what was a crazy day. As we were
Speaker 1: just say, to put what I learned today into words
Speaker 1: would be too complicated, and most of you out there
Speaker 1: would would never understand it. It would sound like gibberish
Speaker 1: or some exotic language. So signing off for now, folks,
Speaker 1: This is Ron Burgundy and guess what I Am going
Speaker 1: to go see my therapist. The Ron Burgundy Podcast is
Speaker 1: a production of I Heart Radio podcast Network and Funnier Die.
Speaker 1: I'm Ron Burgundy. I'm the host, writer and executive producer.
Speaker 1: Carolina Barlow is my co host, writer and producer. The
Speaker 1: show was also produced by Whitney Hodek, Jack O'Brien, Miles Gray,
Speaker 1: and Nick step Our executive producer is Mike farre Our
Speaker 1: consulting producer is Andrew Steve. Our associate producer is Anna Hosnier.
Speaker 1: Our writer is Jake Fogolis. Our production supervisor is Colin McDougall.
Speaker 1: This episode was engineered, mixed, and edited by Nick Stump.
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