WEBVTT - Stuck In The Elevator Redux 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:07.400 Chu chu chucker chucker chucker chucker choo choo choo chugger. 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:09.560 What time are they going to be here? Okay, because 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:12.080 we call them twenty minutes ago? Chucker chucker choo Joe. 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:21.680 All aboard the Drown Burgundy Podcast. I used train sounds, 0:00:22.079 --> 0:00:25.880 That's what those were, because just like a bumpy, swerving 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:30.040 train ride, there is never a dull moment on this podcast. 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:32.400 Who are the local authorities? Because and do you even 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:34.760 have a number to call back on? As you can hear, 0:00:34.840 --> 0:00:41.000 Carolina is currently using the elevator telephone to call some 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:45.320 local firefighters, police officers, maybe even a priest to read 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:48.040 us our last rites because you guessed it, folks, We 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:53.360 are currently stuck on an elevator. Uh. We are stuck 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:58.120 in between the eighty six and eighty seven floors of 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:02.080 the time X building. As you know, our podcast studio 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:06.960 is on the floor. Uh, and we are We are 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:09.040 currently stuck. And I'm thank god. We were just returning 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:10.800 from a field peace and so that's why I have 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:16.880 we have audio equipment with us. Caroline is handling the situation. Yes, 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.680 they said they'd call back in twenty with an update. 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:24.360 I don't know. I guess we should just sit tight 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:28.000 until then. So twenty minutes we're going to be in here. Yeah, 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:33.840 most likely, Yeah, most likely twenty minutes. All right, Well, 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:38.199 that's just too bad. That's really too bad because we had, folks, 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:41.440 we had President Jimmy Carter in the studio today and 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:43.919 we were going to interview him on what he thinks 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:47.320 on everything that's happened this year. Do we have word 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:50.480 to Jimmy Carter to please? That's that's a little misleading. 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:53.360 We have the president of the San Diego County Farm 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:56.160 Bureau up in the studio, and coincidentally, his name happens 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:58.680 to be Jimmy Carter, so it's not president, it's not 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:03.960 the President United States. And this year Jimmy Carter president. 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:06.680 It's been a crazy one for him. My god, he 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:09.639 had to rule on the San Diego Miniature Horse competition 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:13.400 and let me tell you, there might have been checkered 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:17.520 blankets and straw baskets, but that was no picnic. A 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:21.920 lot of tough decisions that day for Mr President Carter. Um. 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.600 Everyone thought that Pippy long Stalking, a beautiful mayor with 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:27.600 a chestnut Maine, was going to win, and it was 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:31.200 actually the black beauty Napoleon who took home the blue ribbon. 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:35.519 And it was a crazy night, crazy night, the anxiety, 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:39.840 the fervor and the crowd. It just was elector. I 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:44.400 broke up two fights and the headlines were crazy. Anyway. 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:46.480 I try to stay out of politics. But that contest 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:49.919 was stolen, no question about it. Don't you think so, Caroline? 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:55.480 I think it. That doesn't really matter. And so we are, Yes, 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:58.600 we're just giving me, giving me a little Absolutely, we're 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:01.560 going to move over a way. This man, we are 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:04.400 just so the listener though we are also in the 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:08.840 elevator stuck with us. Are are two other people, Uh, sir, 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:12.560 can I ask you your name? It's some one, thank you, Owen. 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:16.120 And then this, uh, this lovely young woman over here. 0:03:17.160 --> 0:03:21.280 Ye Maria Ana, I did not get that. You're gonna 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:25.320 have to can you? Can you give that to me again? Look, 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:27.800 you can call me a littpe if it's easier, you 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:30.600 can just call me Loupe. But sometimes they call me Lola, 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:36.160 but really my name is Marilynn. Gave it in English. 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:38.760 Sometimes they call me Lola. Sometimes they call me Loupe, 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:42.040 but my name is actually Marilyn. I believe your name 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:46.120 is Maria obviously. Sometimes they call me Loupe maybe, but 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:49.320 they call me Lola also. But my actual name is 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:52.520 no marilynd Sonia Bettest, but they call me Loop and 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:56.760 they call me Lola. Oh when do you speak Spanish? 0:03:56.760 --> 0:04:01.200 Because I don't. I don't. I think Carolina, I don't know. 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:05.600 But welcome anyway. And where if I if I could 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:08.680 just ask where where are you? Where are you headed today? 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:13.400 Headed to my therapist office. I have a therapy appointment. 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:18.479 Oh and now you're stuck in an elevator. I saw 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:22.240 her from claustrophobia. Oh, this is a nightmare. This is 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:25.599 a living nightmare. Yeah, it's It's just it's hard to 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:30.160 breathe and I'm just trying to not have a panic. 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:32.560 I start to panic, folks. Just to describe, this is 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:37.360 a very tight elevator. This elevator is four ft by 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:43.279 eight feet UM and uh, very low ceiling. It's a 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:45.720 very cheaply made elevator. It looks like it's about a 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:48.560 six ft ceiling. So we're it's a bit of a 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:50.560 hot box. Yeah. The more you talk about it, the 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:55.000 more I just sort of okay, we won't mention you 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:59.280 should not come down because this happens all the time, 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:03.440 all those Yeah if everyone, thank you, Matta, thank you 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:09.720 Loop Loop, thank you Lope. Well, so here we are, 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:11.960 we're just going to I guess we should keep going 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:14.520 with the show. We need to bank this episode the 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:18.120 best of it show. I didn't know I was on 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:30.919 the show. I didn't Heaven be thy name. Okay, that 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:40.440 was quite oh man ah all right, um everyone, all right, yeah, 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:46.080 I feel like we dropped fifteen floors at least. Um, 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:48.200 do we need to contact the authorities? Do you need 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:50.520 to get back on the phone or I mean, yeah, 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:54.120 I can. First let me let me get to my 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:58.280 restaurant review segment. Okay, let's just do that, all right, 0:05:58.640 --> 0:05:59.880 get that out of the way, because if I forget 0:05:59.920 --> 0:06:05.000 to do it, we'll never get to it. Um. I 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:08.400 am a man who likes a good, rare pile of 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:11.680 meat and a sip from a crystal goblet now and 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:15.120 then I'll even smoke one of those thin cigarettes worn 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:18.679 Buffett passes around and circles at his men's only club. 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:21.920 To put it simply, I like to indulge. So it's 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:26.240 no wonder I enjoyed my two days at the cheesecake factory. 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:30.120 You just keep leaning into me. Excuse me. A man 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:35.080 is talking here, A man is doing his restaurant report. Sorry, 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:39.040 there's so little room in here. I know I'm doing 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:44.000 my best drifting. Um. That was Owen for those of 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:47.760 you listening, uh, And to give you a visual of 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.320 what Owen looks like. He's about five ft tall with 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:53.240 one single strand of hair that has slipped down over 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:56.200 his bald head. I have a full head of hair 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:59.960 and two orange teeth, one on either side of his mouth. 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:03.479 Perhaps that's why his voice sounds so weird. This is 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:07.200 just because he interrupted your Cheesecake Factor. Yes, yes, I 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:10.760 stayed there for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for two days. 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:15.400 It's called investigative reporting, Carolina. Try it sometime in between 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:19.640 your episodes of Mrs Maizel. It wasn't okay, So your 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:22.880 cheesecake The Cheesecake Factor was an investigative piece. What did 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:26.000 you discover? Are their employees paid for their wages? Is 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:29.040 the food safety? I investigated a lot. They have a 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:32.680 cheesecake sandwich, so I investigated that I'd like to try 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:36.680 cheesecake subs wherever I can. I especially airports because of 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:40.720 all the different cultures that meet there. I investigated their 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:44.480 shrimp scampy twice in the same day. I actually couldn't 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:46.600 finish it, so I brought some with me. Oh my god, 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:49.120 that's why it smells like warm shrimping here. That's exactly 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:53.200 why I wear. Yeah, the cheese, the gumbo, I forget. 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:54.560 I wanted to eat it on the road, so I 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:56.360 just had them put it in a side room cup. 0:07:57.120 --> 0:08:01.480 Gonna get Hey, everyone needs to rely acts all right, 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:14.160 especially you Owen Trinquilo trinkuil Relax all men around here. 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:20.480 You've said your piece. Okay, I've lost. Did I get 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:32.600 to my review of the cheesecake kit? Hold on, take 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:35.400 a wide stance. Everyone. You're on my foot, I'm on 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:39.160 your well. You're in between my legs pulling my hair 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:44.760 loopeg please, now is not the time for discouraging words. 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:51.240 Can you just can you just finish this recording or 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:56.439 whatever so we can just get out of your No, 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:01.160 because this bobcast this once told me when I attacked 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:05.480 his security guard, this show must go on. Did that 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:09.160 really happen? Bad things happen, Carolina. It's not all Sunshine 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:14.440 and fleet Fox's songs. Okay, somebody needs perfumed. I think 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:17.600 that we have President Jimmy Carter upstairs and I'm stuck 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:20.439 in an elevator with these bozos. No offense, sir, that 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:25.400 is offensive. No offense, sir. No, you don't just get 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:29.920 to say no offense when you're being offensive. Um, it's not. 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:32.760 Just doesn't just clear you of being offensive? Is if 0:09:32.800 --> 0:09:37.880 the president were here? The president is upstairs, Jesus, So 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:41.520 are you getting fitted for a wig today? No, I'm 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:43.920 on my way to see my therapist. I already told you. Then, 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:48.600 what sort of therapy are you working? Is it Freudan? 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:53.480 I don't know if it's for it. I just have issues. 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:56.800 I have claustrophobic, I have anxiety. And are you going 0:09:56.840 --> 0:10:04.959 to see a therapist as well? I here? Nobody knows, 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:09.400 but the therapist here is actually me. Nobody is focusing 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:12.959 on what they're supposed to focus on. Oh my god, 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:15.240 it's hot in here, isn't it. The more you talk 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:17.480 about it the more. If you didn't move around so much, 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:23.920 you're creating heat. Well, one thing we have to think 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:28.839 about in the event that the authorities don't get here 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:33.599 in time. I hate to jump to this. Authorities the 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:37.720 authorities are coming, but we will have to pick straws 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:41.440 at one point for what to see if we're gonna 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:43.760 have to kill one or the other to eat to survive. 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:50.319 I don't think here. You only fly off and I'll 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:52.520 be the first one out of the top. You have 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:55.319 shrimp in your pocket. You brought shrimp, I know. But 0:10:55.480 --> 0:11:00.480 after I'm done with my shrimp and your gumbo and gambo. 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:05.719 I don't even know why. It's just something. It's a 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:08.760 long term thought down the road, if even for her 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:11.319 for two days. It shouldn't have to come to killing someone. 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:14.959 All right, we should think about it. I know we'll 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:19.679 draw straws. Well, I'm not going to do that. If 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:23.280 I had to pick someone at this point, I think 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:27.160 it'd be Owen. Have I know Judo? So good luck? 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:31.920 You look well, thank you? I sort of thank you. 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:34.240 But I know Judo, So you're not going to eat me? 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:37.760 The one with the wing. It sounds like that. Sounds 0:11:37.800 --> 0:11:40.760 like a book your therapist would give you. I know Judo, 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:44.439 so you're not gonna eat me? Uh. Ways to Cope 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:49.280 through the Day by Dr Loewenstein. Have you ever seen 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:52.240 a therapist? Do you know what therapy? I've been to therapy? Yes, 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:57.440 How dare you. How dare you? Okay, it's very healthy thing. 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:00.040 I haven't done it. You should seeing a therapy. This 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:02.800 is very healthy. It's a good way to unbot My 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:08.600 therapist is a walk on the beach collecting driftwood. How 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:11.160 often do you do that? Not as much as I 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:15.400 would like to. I saw a therapist want and he 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:17.920 doesn't exercise either. You did, well, that's good. I saw 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:21.120 her in a supermarket. She was talking to her friend 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:25.719 and mentioned her therapy practice. But I don't know what 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:28.679 kind of show. Wow, I just saw a therapist. I 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:32.280 technically saw a therapist. No, No, that's not seeing a therapist. Yes, 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:35.679 you you saw a therapy. When I see my therapist, 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:37.319 I sit down with her for like an hour a 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.959 week and we just go how I'm feeling. So you 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:43.840 don't see a therapist. You stare at a therapist. Yeah, 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:46.439 that's what you do. It's not just staring. I think 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:48.719 what On is doing is a lot more emotional than that. 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:53.599 Sounds like he's really going through some stuff. Well, I 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:58.160 don't know if I needed. Sounds really depressed, and he 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:00.680 sounds like, I mean, we don't need to kill anything. 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.959 What if President Jimmy Carter ever saw a therapist right not. 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:07.880 I don't know. It's different for every bit, Bunny, I 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:10.520 don't know if I need his opinion on that. Yeah, 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:13.199 gonna help everyone here, but no one's asking for my 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:18.600 help real quick to break the tension. Uh, I think 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:21.040 we should do a lightning round real quick, just for 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:25.280 the show. So lightning round go? What are we talking? 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:27.079 I don't know how do you start a lightning round. 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:42.679 I've never done a light Oh my god, we've got 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:44.960 to get out of here. We either have to get 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:46.920 out of here or we have to eat someone. Did 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:49.720 you have to do? What? What did you say about 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:52.240 your I don't know. I just was emotional. I just 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:55.480 said I exclaimed things. I don't know what I said. 0:13:56.679 --> 0:14:00.760 Does anyone recall what they actually said? And screamed? Said? Whoa, whoa? 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:08.880 I said, I was praying Ron, It's okay, But if 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:11.040 you needed to the bathroom, then we should figure something out. 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:16.319 Never say I would never mention Mike. I don't know 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:19.320 why they talk so much about their pop high stakes 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:21.480 moment like this. This is like we're in towering inferno 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:24.280 right now. As my therapist would say, sometimes, you know, 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:29.400 stressful situations reveal something about ourselves, like maybe when you 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:33.200 feared your life, you were really fearing your life of 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:39.760 your penis or your ability to procreate. Of course, nothing 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:43.160 else to talk about. Yes, we have a beautiful son, Walter, 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:46.760 and so maybe you think you of Wonter in a 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:50.560 way when you're thinking about your life bluepe Or do 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:54.600 you have children? I thought about you shouldn't be talking 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:56.360 about your pop because the people who talk about the 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:58.280 pop are the ones who have the smaller ones. Do 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:06.560 you have children? That's what I asked when DNA du four. 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:13.400 Well she didn't say yeah, but now it looks like 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:17.200 is everybody here is acting like a child? Baby like 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:22.200 a baby? No, of course baby, No, no, what about No? 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:24.720 I didn't say I have a baby. I said that 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:31.800 everybody here is acting like a baby. The only child 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:39.120 is you. And you understand it's all pig Latin to me. 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:46.800 My My Spanish basically breaks down to enjelata burrito, jimmy charga, 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:50.440 a little bit breed, still stuck in your teeth, but 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:55.360 it's this morning because it's tilling your teeth and insting 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:57.520 that it's all food based, that it's something about it 0:15:57.800 --> 0:15:59.440 seems like you're it was talking about what would your 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:01.920 therotist this say about that? Well, that maybe you're trying 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:05.240 to fill something inside of you that you know, you're 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:07.880 always trying to put something in your body to fill 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:12.400 a hole. Maybe that's there or um, you know that 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:14.920 you always feel like you can never get enough? Is 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:21.040 that something that you can relate that I'm never associated right? Well, 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:26.400 I do. If I have a box of Oreo cookies 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:29.640 in front of me, I'll go through the whole thing. Yeah, 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:32.720 that sounds like, Yeah, that sounds exactly what I'm talking about. 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:35.080 And how do you feel when the box is empty 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:39.520 at the end of the box do you feel stated, Yeah, 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:43.480 that's actually a big problem in the office that you'll 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:48.880 go through a box of those marshmallow cookies, the with 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:53.480 the Graham cracker and the marshmallow Mala Mala mars. Do 0:16:53.680 --> 0:17:00.600 do you have have you heard of malabar? Is that? Wait? 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:06.159 Did we just did we now go up ten floors? 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:09.720 They moved up? At what floor are we on? Now? 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:12.560 I can't say, I mean, I mean, I don't know. 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:15.880 I mean we're either on the if we went down, 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:18.840 we're probably like on the seventieth floor, sixty floor or 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:21.800 something like that. Do you think maybe we've passed away 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:29.240 and this is what heaven is like? Wow? Is this? 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:34.239 This is it? Wow? Now I think I don't think 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.760 this would be heaven. I don't for some reason. I 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:39.280 think it would be not heaven if we were all 0:17:39.320 --> 0:17:41.920 stuck in an elevator together right now, and the way 0:17:41.960 --> 0:17:44.200 I feel right now, I don't feel like I'm in Baronites. 0:17:45.720 --> 0:17:48.760 Here's the question, if you were in heaven, who three 0:17:48.800 --> 0:17:53.040 people in history you'd have dinner with? I'll go first 0:17:53.600 --> 0:18:01.720 stand Musual, Bows of the Clown and Little Richard. Okay, Carolina, Um, 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:06.000 I guess my mom, um, my sister and my new 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:11.080 puppy Grandma. But they're still living. I nobody just couldn't 0:18:11.080 --> 0:18:16.359 go to heaven without them. Loupe, I kissed and Imazin 0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:18.880 in heaven. In reality, I don't know if you're talking 0:18:18.920 --> 0:18:21.760 about London, but anna keep me so. I don't think 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:27.680 anybody here is dead. The reality is nobody's dead. No, no, no, no, 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:33.560 I don't think we're dead. That's not helpful, Owen, how 0:18:33.600 --> 0:18:38.600 would guess Mahatma Gandhi Um Susan b Anthony. I really 0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:42.960 would love to hear more about her, and I just 0:18:43.320 --> 0:18:48.200 a little Richard. I know, um like if a musician, 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:53.520 maybe John Lennon, John Legend, John Legend, John Lennon, he 0:18:53.640 --> 0:18:59.520 was a Beatle from the Beatles. Is he married Chrissy Tigan. Oh, 0:18:59.560 --> 0:19:03.639 I loved Legend. I love John Legend too. Seems so 0:19:03.800 --> 0:19:07.280 nice and his wife's so pretty, and their babies pretty too, 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:11.440 and they're outspoken, they're real advocates. Yeah. Do you like 0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:16.160 Do you like John Legend? Lupe? I like Betty Boop, 0:19:17.240 --> 0:19:23.399 like anybody like Mattie Poops. No, no, no, And I 0:19:23.480 --> 0:19:28.520 don't know nobody can kind of like Beatty Boop? Why 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:30.920 the what the what's with the fascination with John Legend. 0:19:31.200 --> 0:19:33.720 I don't have a fascination. I like John Legend, But 0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:37.000 I was talking about John m Christmas Special. It was 0:19:37.080 --> 0:19:40.520 so good. I'm so glad this is finally taking my 0:19:40.600 --> 0:19:44.160 mind off the elevator. Do you like Christmas? Lupe? Marry Christmas. 0:19:44.359 --> 0:19:46.560 There's going to be a delightful Christmas, especially if we 0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:50.720 have to spend it all together here, guys. Once again, 0:19:50.840 --> 0:19:52.640 I think we need to get back at the survival mode. 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:56.240 I think we need to discreetly turn from the other 0:19:56.359 --> 0:20:00.440 three in a rotation and collect our urine in some 0:20:00.560 --> 0:20:03.840 sort of receptacle and then we will drink it to survive. 0:20:03.880 --> 0:20:05.480 I don't even think we're yet. We've been here for 0:20:05.520 --> 0:20:09.159 like fifteen minutes, but it has not been fifteen minutes. Okay, 0:20:09.200 --> 0:20:13.000 well it's been half an hour. Maybe that short. It's 0:20:13.040 --> 0:20:15.080 like a been a day. No, no, not at all, 0:20:15.520 --> 0:20:18.560 and we just had lunch. But just as a proactive measure, 0:20:18.680 --> 0:20:22.959 we should store our urine. Is there something we can oh? 0:20:23.000 --> 0:20:25.520 And can I use your baseball cap? No? No, you 0:20:25.560 --> 0:20:28.680 can't use my baseball cap? And I use your purse 0:20:30.280 --> 0:20:33.040 when you love a thing. Actually, in reality, what I 0:20:33.160 --> 0:20:35.920 have is really just a very smart person you. I 0:20:35.920 --> 0:20:38.600 appreciate that. So I'm gonna fill Loope's purse full of 0:20:38.680 --> 0:20:41.480 my year in. I'll start first, Mason jar you brought 0:20:41.560 --> 0:20:44.879 in with you, not my bug collection. Get rid of 0:20:44.960 --> 0:20:49.760 the just shake out the bus. No, I was showing these. 0:20:49.880 --> 0:20:52.200 These are my dragonflies. I'm gonna show to Jimmy Carter President. 0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:55.040 Jimmy Carter. Al Right, well you can put those in 0:20:55.240 --> 0:20:57.480 that towel right there and just have them there and 0:20:57.640 --> 0:21:00.119 use the jar. I can't. As soon as I in 0:21:00.160 --> 0:21:03.480 the jar, they will fly away. How are they're going 0:21:03.520 --> 0:21:06.400 to rest on this towel. I thought they were dead. 0:21:06.480 --> 0:21:08.720 They looked dead. Why is there a beach towel in 0:21:08.800 --> 0:21:12.520 the bottom of this I don't know. Later, I just 0:21:12.640 --> 0:21:14.600 thought you said this was going to be a regular 0:21:14.720 --> 0:21:17.560 day at the beach. Oh, that's right, we brought beach towels. 0:21:19.320 --> 0:21:21.639 I don't know if those dragonflies are alive. Did you 0:21:21.680 --> 0:21:25.960 put air holes on the top of that jar? Oh, 0:21:28.359 --> 0:21:33.680 Survey says zero, meaning no, yeah, I got that. You 0:21:33.760 --> 0:21:36.520 can use the mason jar then too. Okay, I will 0:21:36.600 --> 0:21:42.920 not urinate in your in your purse because you haven't 0:21:42.920 --> 0:21:47.520 even drink water. You haven't drunk water. You can't do 0:21:47.680 --> 0:21:50.520 anything of you drink water in this jar because I 0:21:50.680 --> 0:21:54.520 kind of need the cock now everyone, could everyone please 0:21:54.600 --> 0:22:00.480 turn away? My god, you have you need to cut parents. 0:22:00.760 --> 0:22:06.040 Let's got two commercials. Welcome back to the Ron Burgundy Podcast. 0:22:06.200 --> 0:22:11.679 It is our ten uh here in the elevator. Has 0:22:11.720 --> 0:22:15.320 it been ten hours? It has been an hour, okay. 0:22:16.440 --> 0:22:20.760 I've had to rip apart um my jacket to tie 0:22:20.880 --> 0:22:25.200 over our faces run defecated. He tried to hit the 0:22:25.280 --> 0:22:28.480 mason jar. It's about he missed. If I would say 0:22:28.480 --> 0:22:31.240 half a foot, I got nervous because everyone was watching, 0:22:31.600 --> 0:22:36.080 and we just threw a beach towel over it. Um. Yeah, 0:22:36.119 --> 0:22:39.800 we're just trying to get through. I believe it's beyond 0:22:39.920 --> 0:22:41.920 me that you would do this like it just you 0:22:41.960 --> 0:22:44.000 couldn't hold it. You are you a child? Like you 0:22:44.119 --> 0:22:48.720 can't This is child like I said, It is ninety 0:22:48.760 --> 0:22:52.639 eight degrees in here. It smells of shrimp, gumbo and 0:22:53.040 --> 0:22:57.680 human feces. It could be the worst day of my life. 0:22:58.359 --> 0:23:00.480 And more you talk about it feels like doesn't it 0:23:00.520 --> 0:23:03.520 feel like the walls are closing in. Stop saying stuff 0:23:03.560 --> 0:23:06.600 like that. Please, it's just you're just it feels like 0:23:06.800 --> 0:23:09.800 we're in Alice in the looking glass and going through 0:23:09.840 --> 0:23:13.160 that little tiny doorway at the end, and it's getting 0:23:13.200 --> 0:23:18.919 smaller and smaller and smaller and small bag Please, Well, 0:23:19.000 --> 0:23:21.479 it's because you're not breathing deeply. Is your job being 0:23:21.520 --> 0:23:25.280 a communicator and understanding what your audience can respond to that? 0:23:25.560 --> 0:23:27.680 Right now, all the rules are throwing out the window. Okay, 0:23:27.760 --> 0:23:31.800 we are in survival mode. We have we have all nominated. 0:23:31.880 --> 0:23:34.800 Owen will be the first one that we eat if 0:23:34.960 --> 0:23:37.680 that time comes. I really don't think it should. I 0:23:37.680 --> 0:23:39.159 don't think it should come to that. I mean, I 0:23:39.240 --> 0:23:43.520 didn't think that we should have to go the floor. 0:23:43.760 --> 0:23:48.320 May I ask you this question? Can I just as 0:23:48.359 --> 0:23:52.560 a sample, bite into the back of your calf, and 0:23:52.800 --> 0:23:58.000 just to see if your calf meat is tender and delicious? 0:23:58.359 --> 0:24:01.359 I'll just know the answers know it won't be tender 0:24:01.400 --> 0:24:06.640 and delicious. So obviously missing his therapist, do you will 0:24:06.680 --> 0:24:09.680 you be charged for your therapy session? Well, I hope not. 0:24:09.880 --> 0:24:13.320 I mean, I hope she understands that I stuck in 0:24:13.400 --> 0:24:16.159 an elevator. What is the meat? Carolina? Do you have 0:24:16.200 --> 0:24:19.520 any read on the media? Must be going crazy, ron 0:24:19.600 --> 0:24:21.440 Berger and he's stuck in an elevator. I don't think 0:24:21.520 --> 0:24:24.680 the media is really paying attention to this issue. I mean, 0:24:25.320 --> 0:24:27.359 I think probably going to get a medal get out 0:24:27.359 --> 0:24:32.199 of this alive. Maybe it wasn't necessarily you might get 0:24:32.240 --> 0:24:38.000 all for that. The carpet on the bottom of the elevator. Yeah, 0:24:38.200 --> 0:24:42.920 that's it has soiled the carpet of the elevator because 0:24:43.720 --> 0:24:47.879 in my effort to a little bit of on my 0:24:48.000 --> 0:24:50.320 pant leg, in an effort to get it off, I 0:24:50.400 --> 0:24:52.399 stepped in it and smushed it more into the carpet. 0:24:53.600 --> 0:24:56.760 It just we all. I don't know why you're whatever 0:24:56.840 --> 0:24:58.880 audience listens to you, I don't know why they would 0:24:58.920 --> 0:25:01.280 want any of these specifics. Ron says he likes to 0:25:01.359 --> 0:25:04.760 keep things one hundred with his audiences and wants everything 0:25:04.800 --> 0:25:08.320 out on the open. LUPPI, what's your relationship with Jimmy Carter? President? 0:25:08.400 --> 0:25:12.240 Jimmy Carter? Jo? Okay, look what he likes his drama 0:25:12.600 --> 0:25:15.960 because in reality he didn't have to do that. I 0:25:16.000 --> 0:25:18.879 think that you have a stomach bug because somebody here 0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:21.600 is hungry. We would just eat you if we're hungry. 0:25:22.520 --> 0:25:24.760 Despite his reputation, he really was a visionary if you 0:25:24.800 --> 0:25:27.680 think about it. I mean, outside of the hostage situation, 0:25:27.760 --> 0:25:32.240 which was just somewhat bad. Lucky you know, Middie's peace process, 0:25:32.760 --> 0:25:37.880 his views on environmentalism, conservation, solar panels on the White 0:25:37.920 --> 0:25:42.960 House pretty progressive, fellow, huh? And he was really handsome, yes, 0:25:43.160 --> 0:25:49.359 and handsome unless what are you saying I'm handsome? No? No, 0:25:49.520 --> 0:25:52.240 I would never say that because in reality, you haven't 0:25:52.280 --> 0:25:53.680 looked in the mirror today. He used to have a 0:25:53.720 --> 0:25:59.480 little bit of burrito in your hair. I'm used to 0:25:59.560 --> 0:26:02.359 it now. Oh no, we're writing, Oh here we go 0:26:03.359 --> 0:26:13.640 the elevator. Finally engaged, everyone can go. What a wonderful experience. 0:26:14.520 --> 0:26:18.440 This was amazing. I learned so much about all of you. 0:26:19.000 --> 0:26:22.560 Let's um, should we trade information? Well, no, I'm not 0:26:22.600 --> 0:26:25.040 gonna do that. I'm just excited and go my therapist. 0:26:26.040 --> 0:26:29.080