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Speaker 1: All aboard the Drown Burgundy Podcast. I used train sounds,

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Speaker 1: That's what those were, because just like a bumpy, swerving

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Speaker 1: Who are the local authorities? Because and do you even

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Speaker 1: Carolina is currently using the elevator telephone to call some

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Speaker 1: local firefighters, police officers, maybe even a priest to read

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Speaker 1: us our last rites because you guessed it, folks, We

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Speaker 1: they said they'd call back in twenty with an update.

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Speaker 1: that's just too bad. That's really too bad because we had, folks,

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Speaker 1: And it was a crazy night, crazy night, the anxiety,

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Speaker 1: the fervor and the crowd. It just was elector. I

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Speaker 1: Because I don't. I don't. I think Carolina, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's called investigative reporting, Carolina. Try it sometime in between

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Speaker 1: especially you Owen Trinquilo trinkuil Relax all men around here.

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Speaker 1: loopeg please, now is not the time for discouraging words.

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Speaker 1: and fleet Fox's songs. Okay, somebody needs perfumed. I think

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Speaker 1: are you getting fitted for a wig today? No, I'm

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Speaker 1: on my way to see my therapist. I already told you. Then,

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Speaker 1: You look well, thank you? I sort of thank you.

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Speaker 1: But I know Judo, So you're not going to eat me?

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Speaker 1: so you're not gonna eat me? Uh. Ways to Cope

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Speaker 1: This was amazing. I learned so much about all of you.

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Speaker 1: Hello and welcome back to the Round Burgundy podcast. Carolina

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Speaker 1: from what what was a crazy day. As we were

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Speaker 1: just say, to put what I learned today into words

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Speaker 1: This is Ron Burgundy and guess what I Am going

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Speaker 1: to go see my therapist. The Ron Burgundy Podcast is

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Speaker 1: a production of I Heart Radio podcast Network and Funnier Die.

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Speaker 1: I'm Ron Burgundy. I'm the host, writer and executive producer.

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Speaker 1: Carolina Barlow is my co host, writer and producer. The

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Speaker 1: show was also produced by Whitney Hodek, Jack O'Brien, Miles Gray,

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Speaker 1: and Nick step Our executive producer is Mike farre Our

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Speaker 1: Our writer is Jake Fogolis. Our production supervisor is Colin McDougall.

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Speaker 1: This episode was engineered, mixed, and edited by Nick Stump.

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