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Speaker 1: and yes you are on the podcast. We got a

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Speaker 1: great textual.

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Speaker 2: Healing on the way. If you've ever had a teacher fantasy,

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Speaker 2: this is gonna work for you. Okay, I'm just saying.

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Speaker 1: And of course, right before the full show, we're going

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Speaker 1: to read some of these comments.

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Speaker 2: This one is from Rain I'm gonna go with this

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Speaker 2: is really sad. They said, I've ordered my sweater. Of

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Speaker 2: course the merch for a cause.

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Speaker 1: Saturday, that day line is out and the day had arrived,

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Speaker 1: If the post office isn't gonna we'll step in. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's get to this full show. It's why you're here.

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Speaker 5: It started right now, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 6: From time to time on the show we talk about

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Speaker 6: weird foods. Yeah, today Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning

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Speaker 6: and is there any type of cuisine stranger than fair food, strange.

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Speaker 3: In a good way.

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Speaker 2: Or fried.

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Speaker 7: It's all fried, deep fried butter balloons, sugar glazed bacon,

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Speaker 7: corn bombs, chocolate, pesto, ranch milkshakes.

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Speaker 6: There is nothing we won't fry and ground up and

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Speaker 8: Well.

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Speaker 6: Major League Baseball is trying to top it with some

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Speaker 6: of their newest ballpark offerings that are happening this upcoming season.

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Speaker 2: Why is face such a food scene?

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Speaker 6: It's honest, it's becoming that a few of them are

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Speaker 6: making headlines. Like the Philadelphia Phillies are serving up s'mores casadillas.

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Speaker 6: They're filled with Natella mini marshmallows and Graham cracker crumbles.

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Speaker 6: But I'm assuming they're using those marshmallows with twenty five

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Speaker 2: You definitely worry about that when you go to a game.

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Speaker 3: Total, is that a graham cracker instead of an action?

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Speaker 2: It looks like a cinnamon sprinkled case.

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Speaker 6: It's graham cracker crumbler. It is okay. Meanwhile, in Colorado,

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Speaker 6: the Rockies are offering fans dessert nachos tortilla chips, drizzled

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Speaker 1: On the look, they look like elephant ears, like triangle elephanteers.

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Speaker 2: More pictures and want more pictures, that's all I got.

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Speaker 6: I got really excited when I heard the Pittsburgh Pirates

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Speaker 6: are offering fans a Polish cannon ball, which I thought

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Speaker 6: get Polish cannon park. But no, Apparently it's just a

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Speaker 6: being blue velvet whoopee pied. At the Kansas City Royals game,

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Speaker 6: No, I am blue velvet whoopee pie. Kansas City Royals

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Speaker 3: You get excited for one reason.

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Speaker 6: And then you find out it's just a food.

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Speaker 2: They sound like jokes.

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Speaker 6: I'll take whatever, as long as Digital Jake films it

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Speaker 6: and puts it on our Instra stories. I know you're

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Speaker 6: up for that, Jake, and you're also always up for

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Speaker 6: giving us some sweet trivia, So let's do it well.

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Speaker 9: Today is the first day of March Madness. All right,

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Speaker 9: the basketballs are rimming, the brackets are busting. Maybe even

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Speaker 9: more exciting is right here in studio. It's the start

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Speaker 9: of Mark Madness.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the equally.

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Speaker 9: Intense trivia competition to name the greatest and most famous

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Speaker 9: marks of all time. Okay, who will be an overrated

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Speaker 9: a special Mark Madness edition of tenty of twenty. You

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Speaker 9: say number one through twenty, I'll give you a hint

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Speaker 9: about a famous mark. They could be from Hollywood, from history,

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 9: You just have to name them correctly to stay in

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Speaker 9: State Broncos finished fourth in the Mountain West this year.

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Speaker 9: They lost to the University of San Francisco. That's Alexis.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know they're playing stuff right now.

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Speaker 9: Alexis your hint for your famous Mark is the original

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Speaker 6: The inventor of Twitter?

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Speaker 2: Mark Whitman, the famous author?

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Speaker 9: Ah, Mark Whitman in as I was looking for Mark?

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Speaker 9: You got that part?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, twet. Mark Whitman must have been the brother of

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Speaker 6: Walt Whitman. Okay, yeah, lesser, no, lesser known author did

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Speaker 6: mostly picture books. Yeah, he just grew her mostly picture

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's go nine nine Brook.

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Speaker 9: Your famous Mark hint is he went from moisture farming

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Speaker 9: to saving the galaxy and voicing the joker? Oh what

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Speaker 6: Markle There, it's got to Mark in it. And you

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Speaker 6: know that Jake is going to try to fool you.

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Speaker 7: Do you trust that Facebook? I don't trust that face.

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Speaker 9: I can't stop thinking about. Mark Wahlberg is the joker.

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Speaker 9: Now it's just like a minute.

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Speaker 9: Brooks said, Mark Wahlberg is incorrect moisture farm. Yeah, Jose,

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Speaker 9: got it. It's Mark hamillad I.

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Speaker 2: Always forget, like, yeah, he starts as a farmer.

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Speaker 10: That's Indiana Jones, Harris and Florida Jason.

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Speaker 9: I might take a point away.

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Speaker 2: For that, but my point back, Jose.

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Speaker 9: It's your turn. Nine and ten are off the board.

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Speaker 3: Let's go like seven seven Jose.

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Speaker 9: Your famous mark hint is, Oh, he's the only man

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Speaker 9: who wakes up at four am, praise, works out, films

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Speaker 3: Gonna say, MacB.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, great number of guests getting Mark. Jeffrey, it's your turn.

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Speaker 9: Your mark hint is he's so attractive, he basically won

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Speaker 6: I was gonna go with my dad until you set

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Speaker 6: the genetic lottery. There a talk show host. It could

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he's with you.

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Speaker 9: Just yell random things that you like that.

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Speaker 2: Jeff, Yeah, you know who it is.

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Speaker 3: I know exactly what it is. I'm trying to say that.

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Speaker 2: Mark definitely won the genetic He's a.

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Speaker 9: Mark Ruffalo incorrect. His name is Mark Consuelos. When he's

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Speaker 9: married Kelly Ripper, handsome, chiseled.

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Speaker 2: Look at how we're gonna bring him down.

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Speaker 6: I mean, great guy.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, Jose, that means you have one.

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Speaker 11: Today's Jose gets to choose who gets shocked while singing

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Speaker 11: a song by Mark ronson Uptown Funk featuring Bruno.

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Speaker 9: Mark Brook has the case sound.

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Speaker 3: Ah, that's that goes.

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Speaker 6: Right, Brook, our local Mark.

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Speaker 3: Like Mario.

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Speaker 6: Was collar question at the day, I got your phone

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Speaker 6: Town coming up in just a few minutes, brooking Jeffrey

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Speaker 6: in the morning.

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Speaker 7: We all hate phone scammers, but we rarely talk about

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Speaker 7: your everyday run of the mills scammers doing little things

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Speaker 6: Do you mean, like what you know, going to the

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Speaker 6: jeff you know what, I don't want to give away

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Speaker 7: But instead of using a laser to destroy planet, to

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Speaker 5: Cats?

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Speaker 6: Well, because here's the thing.

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Speaker 7: We all have got inner demons, and instead of letting

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Speaker 7: we hide your identity?

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Speaker 1: Hey, why do I feel like jose would play with

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Speaker 6: She's chosen the name Jen today. So Jen, welcome to

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Speaker 6: What do you got Yeah, voice changer is on. You

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 12: I have a trick that I used to get free

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Speaker 3: Okay, hey, this is gonna be great.

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Speaker 1: Well, the last time we heard this, it was involved

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Speaker 3: Hotewn the upper swedes.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. It was not fresh meal. Yeah, if

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Speaker 2: you're telling me it's a dumpster behind, we need.

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Speaker 4: To do that.

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Speaker 6: So I okay, what do you do?

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Speaker 12: So I will say that it doesn't work all of

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Speaker 9: Oh, sometimes I will do it.

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Speaker 12: Sometimes I will do it because you know how certain

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Speaker 2: Like the big chains typically.

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Speaker 12: Right, I'll go to those places and I'll tell the

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, right, I mean, the only one that's

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Speaker 12: Usually they're not quite sure how to respond to that.

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Speaker 12: But I got a certificate from the state that Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 12: I mean it's fake, but it's printed off on really

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Speaker 4: Okay, it was legit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's on canvas.

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Speaker 7: Okay, do you have a fake document from the state

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Speaker 12: Says I legally am to be treated like a four?

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Speaker 2: Real?

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Speaker 3: Oh my?

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Speaker 12: I mean everybody doesn't go for it, but a lot

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Speaker 12: of restaurants will just say it's free for kids under

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Speaker 1: Wait, does that mean you have to bring someone with

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Speaker 12: My buddies and I do it though. My my buddies

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Speaker 6: Chase, you know, right, Okay, you have accomplices. Now that's great.

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Speaker 3: I could see why.

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Speaker 10: This randomly works, because if it happened to me I

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Speaker 2: This is a legal document that says you're younger than

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Speaker 2: you are. Listen, I've tried to get it. It doesn't exist,

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Speaker 3: She does have one.

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Speaker 6: I could see how a restaurant worker, especially like a

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't feel bad because Okay, maybe you don't

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Speaker 2: The waiter out of a tip and you're taking up

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Speaker 12: Well, I didn't say that I didn't tip the waiter.

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Speaker 13: I just said that I got the food for free.

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Speaker 2: Half exactly, it was free.

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Speaker 6: Bro, she's four, don't yell at her.

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Speaker 2: When did you try this the first time? What was

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 12: Not really, because I did have something fifty with me,

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Speaker 12: But it was exciting just to see if I could

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Speaker 10: You know, like people say they get an adrenaline rush

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Speaker 2: You get your free chicken.

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Speaker 6: So do you ever get any like backlash from it?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 12: Sure, I mean some places have thrown me out. I've

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Speaker 1: So it's a hack for free food if you don't

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Speaker 12: Clearly I have no dignity.

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Speaker 3: So whatever she's like, I tried to eat lunch two

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Speaker 3: hours ago. I've been kicked out of four places though

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Speaker 2: Do you throw a tantrum when they kick you out.

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Speaker 12: I haven't actually tried that yet, but my idea, I'll

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Speaker 6: I'm just shocked at certain places. Whatever go for.

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Speaker 2: It easier for them to say yes.

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Speaker 3: That's the point there.

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Speaker 12: Nowadays, people are just so scared to offend others.

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Speaker 7: So yeah, okay, yeah, you don't want to offend the

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Speaker 7: four year old trying to get free food from your restaurants,

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Speaker 7: So just give them the macarena away.

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Speaker 3: If you're three or four, text in if you're offended.

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Speaker 10: By this, this is your group that she's messing.

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Speaker 1: That's right, she'll probably ruin the free food for kids

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Speaker 1: for everybody.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's how it works.

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Speaker 10: And imagine when she's a senior, she's gonna be like forty, like, oh,

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Speaker 10: by the way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well just make your own peanut butter and jolly sandwich,

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Speaker 1: ket up your own dynamo.

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Speaker 13: It wouldn't it be amazing.

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Speaker 12: It'd be amazing to go down in history as a

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Speaker 12: for everybody for all time.

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Speaker 6: You take pride in that. Interesting, okay, And I.

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Speaker 2: Don't think it's going in history books.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, not so much.

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Speaker 2: I think it's good that you keep this one a secret.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, no part of you feels like this

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Speaker 6: is wrong, I'm doing.

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Speaker 12: A bad thing, not even a little.

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Speaker 2: What about just like this is weird?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, it's kind of weird.

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Speaker 12: But that's the fun part too. Okay, Okay, let's a

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Speaker 12: great flag line. See how far you can push the envelope.

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Speaker 2: All right, Wow, I don't know that it's weird in

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Speaker 2: a fun way.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm kind of rooting for the laser pointer cat

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Speaker 7: lady at the beginning of this.

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Speaker 6: But well, Jenn, good luck with your ongoing restaurant scam

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Speaker 6: and text in the seven eight, five nine too. If

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Speaker 6: you have a confession you've been holding on to, we

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Speaker 6: our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.

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Speaker 5: Up right after this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: It's time for your phone tap. And if you put

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Speaker 6: a room for rent up on Craigslist at a great price,

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Speaker 6: the plus is a lot of people will probably see

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Speaker 6: that ad.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: The minus is a lot of people are probably gonna

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Speaker 7: see that ad. And in this case, we have many

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Speaker 6: Would absolutely love to live with him.

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Speaker 7: In your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hey, my cousin Thirdo says, you got.

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Speaker 6: A spare room.

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Speaker 8: Yes there is a yeah, so like.

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Speaker 15: Look, I just got out, so like I kind of

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Speaker 15: need to like get in, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 8: Got out? Well, I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.

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Speaker 15: I got out like into the world like I'm free.

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Speaker 8: Man.

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Speaker 15: Okay, Yes, So my like my question to you is

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Speaker 15: if I read the room, I'm gonna be there a lot,

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Speaker 15: because not because I want to, but because I kind

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Speaker 15: of have to, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 8: You know what I do greatly appreciate the call, and

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Speaker 8: I wish you the best of luck, but the room

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Speaker 8: has been reckoned.

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Speaker 15: Hey wait, I'm in our homes like I know how

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Speaker 15: to make wine from a toilet.

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Speaker 6: I can't show you.

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Speaker 4: Hello ah, Hello, hello, Hello, how are you?

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Speaker 6: I'm great. My name's Alan. I'm calling about the room

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Speaker 6: for rent.

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Speaker 8: Alan. Yes, there is a room.

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Speaker 7: Perfect because I got to get out of my senior

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Speaker 7: home that my family put me.

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Speaker 8: In, uh home.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry, that's right.

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Speaker 7: I'm out of there. You never spoke to me. If

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Speaker 7: anybody else you sound kind of young. By the way,

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Speaker 7: maybe we could wing man for each other down at

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Speaker 7: Joanne Fabric.

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Speaker 8: Okay, Alan, you can help.

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Speaker 6: Me pull some tail.

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Speaker 8: You need to stay cut. I will got a good

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Speaker 8: place for you.

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Speaker 7: My one rule is if you see my king and

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Speaker 7: hanging off the door handle, then don't come in.

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Speaker 6: I'm listening.

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Speaker 8: They're probably looking.

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Speaker 9: You're kidding me.

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Speaker 6: I'm not going back to those prudes.

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Speaker 8: You gotta go back down.

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Speaker 7: If you were me, you wouldn't say that. Sending me

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Speaker 7: back to a senior home. You'd get no nookie.

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Speaker 8: I wouldn't be advising you come here either.

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Speaker 7: Hey, bukaroo, you need to treat a World War One

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Speaker 7: veteran with more respect.

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Speaker 8: There's no look, there's no World War One veterans.

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Speaker 4: Sure is no there is.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna come down over to your place and the

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Speaker 7: head with one of my walkers that I just urted.

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Speaker 8: I'm hanging up now. Goodbye.

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Speaker 6: Wow, what a sissy.

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Speaker 16: Hello Oi, I'm calling about the Dems. Die bunker.

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Speaker 8: Not a bumker. It's a spare bedroom.

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Speaker 16: Okay, call it what you like. My question is Can

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Speaker 16: I board up the windows so no one can see in?

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 8: No, no, you can't. You're not going to board anything up.

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Speaker 16: Can I install anti Wi Fi software which would make

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Speaker 16: Wi Fi not look stupid?

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Speaker 8: No, there's no adding or altering or changing.

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Speaker 16: I like, you'll follow you and I I'm about to

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Speaker 6: Oh bugg? He just went a won.

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Speaker 8: Hello?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hell.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, hello? Hello? Who is this whom I'm thinking to?

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Speaker 4: Sometimes?

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Speaker 5: I just want to know? I knew Alona.

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Speaker 8: I'm sorry I don't understand you. Are you calling about

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Speaker 8: the room?

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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I don't.

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Speaker 8: I don't. I'm sorry. I don't follow you at all.

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Speaker 8: Take whatever you have out of your mouth, or don't

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Speaker 8: call me back. I don't care.

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Speaker 2: Is there a loss machine?

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Speaker 7: Hi, it's Ellen again. I just got one more quick

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Speaker 7: question for you. I couldn't tell from the photo. Is

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Speaker 6: Gosh, what a freaking snowflake?

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Speaker 15: Valutations. My name is Edward and I am looking for

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Speaker 15: a room.

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Speaker 6: Please.

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Speaker 15: I pause for dramatic effect. My speech coach told me

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Speaker 15: that makes.

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Speaker 3: Your words more powerful. Yeah, well when'd you look at that?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 15: How many females are allowed in the room at once?

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Speaker 15: Get stroll by sometimes you know, I have girls over

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Speaker 15: and just well not actually I've never had a girl over,

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Speaker 15: but I'm planning.

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Speaker 4: Someday.

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Speaker 8: Are you done well?

456
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Speaker 15: And I was gonna say something else when it sounds

457
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Speaker 15: like you're already checked out on me kind of like

458
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Speaker 15: the girls I invite.

459
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Speaker 8: Over, so it's not surprising.

460
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Speaker 15: Do any girls already live there?

461
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Speaker 8: No, sir, Thank you, sir, goodbye?

462
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Speaker 15: All right, my mine?

463
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Speaker 6: Hello, Hey man, is this Andrew?

464
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Speaker 8: Yeah?

465
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Speaker 7: Hey, dude, I feel like we owe you a big

466
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Speaker 7: apology from our entire radio show.

467
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 9: God you're your best friend.

468
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 6: Dennis asked us to do a prank call on.

469
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Speaker 8: You, man.

470
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we did more than one.

471
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Speaker 6: Yeah, but the last hour kind of spamming you.

472
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Speaker 15: Hey, man, like, are you sure like that room's unavailable

473
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:56,360
Speaker 15: or whatever, because like I really need it you free.

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Speaker 5: Wake up? Every morning was food taps weekday mornings on

475
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Speaker 5: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

476
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 6: Under the umbrella of forbidden love.

477
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Speaker 7: Assuming that you are single, who in your life should

478
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Speaker 7: you never ask out.

479
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Speaker 6: Your male man? Nice cats, but you know he's been

480
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Speaker 6: around the block a few times, so literally probably not

481
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Speaker 6: your grandpa's best friend.

482
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Speaker 8: Yo.

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Speaker 6: Well again to experienced, you'd never be able to keep up.

484
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Speaker 3: Okay, how rich is.

485
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Speaker 17: Well?

486
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Speaker 6: One of our listeners is thinking about crossing into the

487
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Speaker 6: forbidden love zone because she had a moment in a

488
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Speaker 6: school gymnasium, and now she needs our help before this

489
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Speaker 6: chance disappears forever or we'll find out. You'll hear why

490
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Speaker 6: it's going to be more than a little awkward in

491
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Speaker 6: a brand new Textual Healing that's coming up right.

492
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Speaker 5: After this.

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Speaker 6: Text you will he then textual.

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Speaker 7: Of all the places that we want you to put

495
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Speaker 7: your fingers, maybe the number one place is on your phone.

496
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Speaker 6: For me, it's Brook and Jeffery in the morning. No,

497
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Speaker 6: we want you to run those digits all up and

498
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Speaker 6: down your screen as we help you craft the perfect

499
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Speaker 6: text message right here for our segment Textual Healing.

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Speaker 2: I love this segment.

501
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Speaker 6: Yeah, if you haven't heard it before, it's where we

502
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Speaker 6: help listeners who are stuck and not sure what to

503
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Speaker 6: write to somebody in their life. We'll work with you

504
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Speaker 6: to come up with something passable that is our vow

505
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Speaker 6: to you.

506
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Speaker 1: I also saw standard I how you're going to say

507
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Speaker 1: something passive aggressive, which I'm like, that's also probably true.

508
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Speaker 6: That's always on the table for us, and which listener

509
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Speaker 6: has emailed the show today requesting our gentle textual touch.

510
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Speaker 6: Her name is Misty, So let's welcome or Misty welcome

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Speaker 6: to the Brook and Jeffery in the morning.

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Speaker 13: Hi, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Hi guys, are you in an airport right now?

514
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,880
Speaker 13: Yeah, there's a lot going on right here?

515
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Speaker 5: Okay? How's this?

516
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 6: That sounds a lot better? Okay?

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Speaker 13: Okay, amazing, great.

518
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Speaker 6: I'm so sorry that they're good nasty. So tell us

519
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 6: what made you email the show and how can we

520
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 6: help heal you textually?

521
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Speaker 13: Okay, So I want to send a text to my

522
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Speaker 13: daughter's teacher.

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Speaker 2: Daughter's teacher. Yeah, the awkward.

524
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Speaker 13: It's a little awkward. So here's the lowdown. So my

525
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Speaker 13: daughter is graduating elementary school. She's in fifth grade.

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Speaker 6: Brook, don't cry, don't cry. It happens to every child.

527
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Speaker 8: I know.

528
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Speaker 6: I've got to be there to cry.

529
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Speaker 13: I'm doing my best. But I am a little bit

530
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Speaker 13: happy about it because I had to go to the

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Speaker 13: school to help decorate for an event and one of

532
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Speaker 13: her teachers was there and we kind of had a moment.

533
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Speaker 3: What we're good at that moment?

534
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Speaker 6: What type of yeah? Describe this moment to us, and

535
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Speaker 6: don't spare any details.

536
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Speaker 13: We were we were just decorating together and we started

537
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Speaker 13: really hitting it off me a lot, and we we

538
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Speaker 13: had like sort of a heart to heart situation where

539
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Speaker 13: it got like a little deeper than a teacher conversation,

540
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Speaker 13: like chemistry.

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Speaker 1: I've gone out drinking with some of my kids parents

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Speaker 1: or kids teachers.

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Speaker 5: You know, like.

544
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Speaker 1: Chemistry, but like you can be friends or just people, right?

545
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Speaker 1: Is that what you mean?

546
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Speaker 7: Enough with how Brooke alienates herself at her children's school,

547
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Speaker 7: Let's talk more to misty ha mister, give us what's

548
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 7: the lowdown with this teacher? Are we talking guy?

549
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Speaker 6: Girl? Married? Single? What's the situation?

550
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Speaker 2: Not as wants to know.

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Speaker 13: So he is a guy, he's single. I am divorced

552
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Speaker 13: as of like little over a year.

553
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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that's a good time to start dating right single.

554
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Speaker 13: Yeah. So I don't know. I'm just like kind of

555
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Speaker 13: ready to get back out there and I feel like

556
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Speaker 13: we have this moment and I need you guys to

557
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 13: help me craft a text to this teacher because I

558
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 13: am way too embarrassed with all him.

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Speaker 3: Do you feel like there was a little bit of flirting?

560
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Speaker 10: Do you want us to craft a text to push

561
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Speaker 10: it into flirt mode or like hey, I'm throwing the

562
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Speaker 10: vibe out.

563
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Speaker 13: Yeah, and I think it's a really good time too,

564
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Speaker 13: because I didn't want to get involved with anything that

565
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 13: matter while my daughter was still at school. It would

566
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Speaker 13: have been really awkward. And now that she's graduating, I

567
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 13: feel like it's good timing.

568
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Speaker 6: Yeah, your daughter would have got better grades in school.

569
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Speaker 6: That's fine if you want to avoid the awkwardness.

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Speaker 1: The thing is is you don't want to come off

571
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Speaker 1: as like a divorce mom hitting on the hot teacher.

572
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Speaker 1: I mean, I just am thinking that he gets it

573
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Speaker 1: all the time, and I'm not saying don't.

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Speaker 2: Do it that I could see why better than the

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Speaker 2: rest of the doors.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, So what's this teacher's name?

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Speaker 17: Is?

578
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Speaker 8: Nick?

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Speaker 4: Nick?

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Speaker 6: Okay, So what do we write to Nick to put

581
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Speaker 6: it out there that now that her daughter is going

582
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Speaker 6: to be graduating from elementary school, she is open for business.

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Speaker 10: Interesting start would be to compliment him about how well

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Speaker 10: he taught her daughter, like you mentioned the kid.

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Speaker 6: I think it's a good thought, Jose. But then she

586
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,199
Speaker 6: then she comes off as like the mom to the

587
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 6: daughter and he's the teacher, like solidifies that relationship exactly.

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Speaker 2: You're re establishing the professional part.

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Speaker 7: We need to bring out her sexual side. Yeah, now, Brooke,

590
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Speaker 7: you I don't.

591
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Speaker 2: Know you were decorating that gym. Did you like my balloons?

592
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Speaker 8: Oh?

593
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Speaker 6: Okay? If you like a restraining order to put out

594
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 6: against you that one.

595
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Speaker 1: I think honestly, you just start with something really simple,

596
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Speaker 1: like I had so much fun with you the other day.

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Speaker 13: Okay, Well, that situation happened like a few months ago.

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Speaker 13: I see him a lot because I'm like involved in

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Speaker 13: the classroom, but that was like a moment that happened

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Speaker 13: a little while ago.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what about you just hold on?

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Speaker 6: Let's hear what Alexis would say. What would your mom

603
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Speaker 6: say to one of your teachers?

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Speaker 2: I don't want to know. I actually don't know what

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Speaker 2: Barb would do.

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00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, maybe.

607
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Speaker 7: You text bar Yeah we can get her advice on it.

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Speaker 6: What we brainstorm some more?

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Speaker 1: What if you just okay, because it is kind of

610
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Speaker 1: out of the blue, right, like you haven't talked about

611
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: hanging out outside of school, can you just start with

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Speaker 1: I have a crazy idea.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I like I like the idea Brook of leaving

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Speaker 6: it open ended where it's like I have a big

615
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 6: question to ask, or like, I have a crazy idea,

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Speaker 6: something that's going to get him interested and make him respond,

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Speaker 6: and we exactly we.

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Speaker 3: Need him to respond, so that would be perfect.

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Speaker 9: Then if it goes bad, you could just say a

620
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Speaker 9: class pizza party.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we need to keep the eject button on the

622
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Speaker 7: table though, No.

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Speaker 3: Alexa, we should have a backup, an inject button. Ready.

624
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Speaker 6: How do you feel about that, misty?

625
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 13: No, that sounds good. That sounds like like a neutral

626
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Speaker 13: in Yeah.

627
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Speaker 6: No, other divorced moms in your school are thinking this way.

628
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 6: So let's start typing something out.

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Speaker 13: So I'm putting I have a crazy idea, and I'm

630
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Speaker 13: gonna say I feel like we bonded.

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Speaker 6: No, no, no, on the table.

632
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Speaker 2: No, that's it. That's all you say.

633
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 13: Does I have a crazy idea?

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Speaker 2: Period?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 3: Like dot dot.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been thinking. Okay, I've been thinking about something

638
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Speaker 6: for a while and I have a crazy idea dot dot.

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Speaker 1: Dot dot any emojis or even that like little excited

640
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Speaker 1: kind of blushy persons.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you to inject button?

642
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Speaker 6: Yea grandma? All right, so let's not do that.

643
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: We could just send the grandma mojah my mom sent

644
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: sensual lips for a long time, thinking that they were

645
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Speaker 1: just regular kisses.

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Speaker 6: So, okay, reinforcing emojis are a bad idea. Let's just

647
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 6: go emojiless on this one. Okay, got it?

648
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 2: Should I send it?

649
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 6: Yes, let's go Okay.

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00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 2: All right, you're freaking out. You don't need to freak

651
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 2: out yet.

652
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 3: That's not what we wanted to say.

653
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 9: We got her.

654
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're gonna be fine. We've ripped the band aid off.

655
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 6: Now we just have to wait and see if hot

656
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 6: teacher Nick responds to you when we come back and

657
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 6: continue with more textual healing, try to score you a date, right.

658
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 2: Like textual healing one one, Jeff, that's.

659
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Speaker 6: Right, we're doing it right afternoon. If you're just joining us,

660
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 6: we're in the middle of textual healing. Talking to a

661
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Speaker 6: mom whose daughter is about to graduate from elementary school.

662
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 6: She's been divorced for about a year now and felt

663
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Speaker 6: like she had a moment with her daughter's teacher while

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Speaker 6: they were setting up decorations at school together. Teachers also single. Yeah,

665
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Speaker 6: and she has now come to us asking for help

666
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Speaker 6: because her daughter isn't going to be going to school

667
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Speaker 6: there soon once she graduates, and now she's trying to

668
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Speaker 6: put out the vibe vibe over text that she is interested.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine if this works out and you bring

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Speaker 1: home your daughter's fist grade teacher as your boyfriend.

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Speaker 6: I mean, miss, that's the dream, right, it.

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Speaker 13: Is kind of the dream I'm not going to I mean,

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Speaker 13: you know.

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Speaker 2: He's good with kids, and he can help with all

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Speaker 2: her homework that.

676
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Speaker 3: You don't get bring the vibes down.

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Speaker 10: But remember we're still talking to a guy. It is

678
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 10: hard for us to know when girls are hitting on us. Yeah,

679
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 10: so we're gonna have to spell this out and be creative.

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Speaker 6: Especially teachers who always want to keep it professional whenever

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Speaker 6: they're talking to parents, So there's a little bit of

682
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 6: an extra barrier there. We've already sent one text that

683
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 6: said I've been thinking about something for a while and

684
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 6: I have a crazy idea.

685
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 2: Dot dot do tell us? He responded, please, okay, so

686
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 2: he said.

687
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 3: He responded, he said, Hey.

688
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 13: Best room mom in the world, love to hear it.

689
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 13: Dot dot what you got?

690
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 2: Okay?

691
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 5: School?

692
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 6: He called.

693
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: He still thinks said her idea is going to be

694
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: like a pizza party, like you said, Alexa.

695
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 3: Maybe he can't assume he's a teacher.

696
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 6: He can't go like, yeah her, maybe pizza parties are

697
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 6: his love language though, so we're still he is, you know,

698
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 6: he's an elementary school guy.

699
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: After well, I think right now you need to establish

700
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: that you're not talking as the room mom right now.

701
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 2: Use I'm a room pair and I get it.

702
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: You know, you need to be like, actually, this idea

703
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,719
Speaker 1: is for outside the classroom.

704
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm taking my room mom clothes off.

705
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 3: Slowly.

706
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: I think you say, hat.

707
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 6: Just one article of clothing. Okay, so maybe that's a

708
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 6: good way to start. Actually, I'm taking my room mom

709
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 6: hat off right now.

710
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 2: And my idea is for outside the classroom.

711
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 6: Yes, I actually like this.

712
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 13: Okay, gotcha?

713
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 3: Should we do emoji?

714
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 10: Is there like a celebration emoji like where they're blowing up?

715
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 2: Oh, sexy red lady dance emoji?

716
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 6: What about just the smirk maybe.

717
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 7: Like smirky guys that Yeah.

718
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 6: What do you think?

719
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 3: Full purple devil? But it's flirty, you know what I mean?

720
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:11,959
Speaker 17: Yeah?

721
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 6: Okay, I like, Okay, go ahead and send that.

722
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,720
Speaker 2: The sirk makes up for the hat comment.

723
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, makes it sexyer.

724
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 6: I'm a mom, but I'm a fun mom. Yeah, so

725
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 6: there we go.

726
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 13: Okay, Okay, I said, my god, you.

727
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 2: Can't go back from sir em No, you can't know.

728
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 6: You can what really?

729
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 8: Yeah?

730
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 6: Hell you could say your finger slipped.

731
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:44,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, angry swear, that's what I meant to say.

732
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 2: My daughter got ahold of my phone. Just do poop

733
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 2: emoji my kids.

734
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 7: Like, yeah, you know he's a teacher. He'll it's out there. Basically,

735
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 7: at least, you're starting to put the vibe out there.

736
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 3: We're stepping away from room mom into just regular Mi.

737
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 2: Does he take it for him to like process right?

738
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 2: Because this is a shock to him to get this.

739
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 13: Wait wait wait, wait he's totally running back like wait

740
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 13: wait wait.

741
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 6: Oh he's writing she didn't say the word.

742
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 3: Are you guys gonna do it?

743
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 8: No?

744
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 6: I don't say it unless I hear the word. Okay, okay,

745
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 6: it's rules.

746
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 2: There's rules to that song.

747
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 6: Did he send it?

748
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,240
Speaker 13: He answered? Yeah, okay.

749
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,839
Speaker 6: So what does he say?

750
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:23,879
Speaker 8: Oh? My god?

751
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 13: Okay, so it says, oh, does this have anything to

752
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 13: do with the top secret mission Ava told me about

753
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,280
Speaker 13: last week?

754
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 8: What so weird?

755
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 13: That's my daughter?

756
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:35,320
Speaker 6: Your daughter?

757
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a top secret mission or the teacher

758
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: as a top No, no, her daughter does what do

759
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: you know what do you know what he's talking about

760
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: with your daughter?

761
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,800
Speaker 13: Actually, I have no idea. That is so weird.

762
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 6: Okay, maybe the wires are getting crossed here. He's probably

763
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 6: thinking of something different than the conversation we're trying to

764
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 6: have with you.

765
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, it's about kids in school. I got

766
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: Does this guy not know what a smirk emoji is.

767
00:35:58,880 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 3: A good teacher?

768
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 6: Guy?

769
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 7: Next time you're having all the pervy teachers from when

770
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 7: I was done, exactly bring them back.

771
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 2: It was with weird lunch visit hours.

772
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 6: So sorry, we're hating on your crush now.

773
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 2: I feel like we got to get them off the

774
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 2: kid thing though.

775
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 6: Well, what is this top secret mission that her daughter

776
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 6: is talking to her teacher about?

777
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 8: Though?

778
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 6: Shouldn't we ask what that is?

779
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 14: Yeah?

780
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 13: I would love to know what that is because if

781
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 13: that's something like weird and creepy that I.

782
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,720
Speaker 14: Don't know about, that's scary.

783
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 2: Want to be weird and creepy?

784
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 13: What's the top secret mission?

785
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 8: Like?

786
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 2: What did you already? Did you already text that back?

787
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 6: I sent it?

788
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 13: I asked him what the top secret mission was?

789
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,399
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, now I feel like we're really going far

790
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 1: away from the flirting.

791
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 6: Did you put another smirk on the end of the

792
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 6: top secret mission text.

793
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 13: Really I didn't time, but.

794
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 6: We can always jump up to the Purple Devil emoji

795
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 6: if you get desperate.

796
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 3: I mean, it's it's.

797
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: Risky, But no, I think you got to go to

798
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: a scenario for that really literal with this guy.

799
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's.

800
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 9: This one only go.

801
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 13: Dots dots, dots, dot dot.

802
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 6: So okay, you did it wrong.

803
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,879
Speaker 2: There's the right way to do it in one way

804
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 2: is with energy and fun.

805
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 6: Yeah did he right?

806
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 3: Sorry?

807
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 6: Touched you back? What's the secret mission?

808
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 13: So he goes. Ava keeps coming in at recess and

809
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 13: telling me you talk about me at dinner and I

810
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 13: should ask you out already.

811
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 9: What wait?

812
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 3: No, I am your daughter.

813
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 6: Your daughters going in and saying ask my mom out.

814
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, why wouldn't you? It's her favorite teacher. Oh god,

815
00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 2: you know kids can't keep secrets. This is perfect. Why

816
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,399
Speaker 2: do you guys thinks this.

817
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 6: Must be so embarrassing.

818
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 3: She took all your playing cards away from you.

819
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 2: What are you gonna write back?

820
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 13: I don't even know my whole game? Oh my god.

821
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 6: Okay, Misty, here's the good news is that he wouldn't

822
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 6: have said that to you if he wasn't interested. Point,

823
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 6: the fact that he's bringing it up means that he

824
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 6: feels like it's a safe thing to talk about.

825
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:24,879
Speaker 3: In the middle year.

826
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 1: You need to put embarrassed face emoji and then just say,

827
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,959
Speaker 1: oh my god, my daughter just blew up my game.

828
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's grounded for life. And you and I am

829
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 3: a date.

830
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't go to sexy with it.

831
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 2: I think you say, oh my god, I'm so embarrassed.

832
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 6: Emoji had the eyes.

833
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, I put the hands of the eyes just

834
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 13: because it's a little more embarrassed.

835
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

836
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 2: And then just like how she called me out or something.

837
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 6: One thing that I know is good to get people

838
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,399
Speaker 6: to respond is like I don't even know what to say,

839
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 6: dot dot dot, because then it puts it in his court.

840
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 13: Okay, okay, I sent it.

841
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you guys, this is perfect. He's that

842
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 2: is such a flirty thing for him to say back

843
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 2: to you.

844
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 8: It really is.

845
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 2: But your daughter's gonna have some really unrealistic expectations about

846
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 2: this date.

847
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, and also you probably need to have a conversation

848
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 6: with your daughter about what needs to stay at the

849
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 6: dinner table and what gets shared with everybody.

850
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 13: I'm only wondering that my mind is just like spinning

851
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 13: with what else?

852
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 8: Her? Teachers know.

853
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 2: The table, you know, teachers know everything.

854
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, the kid's got the biggest mouth. He did reply.

855
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 13: Okay, so he says, he says, yeah, she said you

856
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 13: were going to reach out to a radio show about

857
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 13: it and call me. Oh my god, he said, he

858
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,839
Speaker 13: said you were going to reach out to a radio

859
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 13: show and call me. So I want to avoid that.

860
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:01,240
Speaker 13: Oh boy, oops, free Friday?

861
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 6: Are you free Friday?

862
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 3: He's still on the radios.

863
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:06,280
Speaker 5: Okay.

864
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 6: The good news is misty he asked you out. It

865
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 6: sounds yeah.

866
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 2: And you know what, we usually didn't need our help.

867
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 2: Ava had your back the whole time.

868
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 13: Your daughter's got you, man, I cannot believe his work.

869
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 2: They give us an update after the day. I want

870
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:23,439
Speaker 2: to hear how.

871
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 13: Yeah, oh absolutely, or my daughter will call you.

872
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 6: That's a successful textual healing. If you're too shy to

873
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,359
Speaker 6: do a second date or anything else that involves phone

874
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 6: to phone conversations, a bunch of email us and we can.

875
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 7: Help text your problems away. That's Brook and Jeffrey in

876
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 7: the Morning.

877
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

878
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 6: Forget Caviare and Gold crusted truffle steaks because apparently there's

879
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 6: a new exotic food only the ultra wealthier eating. And

880
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 6: the weirdest part is it talks to you.

881
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Speaker 3: What the heck?

882
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 6: Plus, Brook, what if I told you that you've been

883
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 6: doing laundry wrong your entire life?

884
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I've been doing it and I think that's wrong.

885
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 6: I'm not just talking about how you rub dirt to

886
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 6: clean it. I'm talking about something that will literally blow

887
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 6: your mind when you realize this is one hundred percent true.

888
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 6: All of that and more is coming up in a

889
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Speaker 6: brand new Woo TikTok click shot that happens right now.

890
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 6: Did you hear about the Cinderella basketball team that just

891
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,240
Speaker 6: snuck into the tournament last second?

892
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 3: I love that story happens every year ago.

893
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 6: Well, I predict they're gonna win it. All my money

894
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 6: is on.

895
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 14: Woo TikTok click shots, TikTok click shock, the Cinderella story where.

896
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Speaker 6: We discussed the biggest TikTok videos of the past week.

897
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,479
Speaker 6: We're gonna get right into your first TikTok click shock,

898
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 6: which is a hot new food trend. And Brook, you

899
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 6: love seafood dishes.

900
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 7: I do, so you probably already know all about this,

901
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 7: but I doubt it.

902
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 6: There's rumors and a lot of people on TikTok believe

903
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 6: that it's true. Yeah, that super rich people are eating mermaids.

904
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 16: Don't laugh.

905
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 2: There is wrapped into water.

906
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:14,760
Speaker 6: Here's one lady who lives in the mountains of Tennessee

907
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 6: talked to an ex convict who used to catch mermaids

908
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 6: for a living.

909
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:21,919
Speaker 17: Works.

910
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 14: He said that it was like a pasty whitish green

911
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 14: skin and the fin okay from like the hip bone down.

912
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 14: It was just like the body of a fish and

913
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 14: like greenish black hair, wasn't pretty, and it spoke. He

914
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 14: couldn't understand what language it was speaking in, but it

915
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 14: felt like it was begging for its life. And they

916
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 14: took this siren to a different warehouse and they say

917
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 14: it's like really common among wealthy and they all had

918
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 14: their knives and forks and everything else. It was set

919
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 14: up like Hublotchi sort of. It's one of the things

920
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 14: that he and presidents don't know about.

921
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 6: Oh, those are called facts, brook.

922
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 7: I love to hear what you have to say.

923
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 10: I have a headache every day and that just blew

924
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 10: my like, shut up, shut up.

925
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 7: I understand that you are skeptical that certain wealthy people

926
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 7: are not eating mermaids in your mind.

927
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 3: If people are texting in that they don't believe it too, Jeff.

928
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 6: Well, okay, those people aren't alone. This guy from England

929
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:30,760
Speaker 6: is also a little skeptical.

930
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 18: Has anyone seen this mermaid eating party thing? I don't understand.

931
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 18: I'm trying to touch it, but everyone's saying they've seen

932
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 18: the video where the people are actually eating mermaids and

933
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 18: they have like a fridge full of live mermaids. I

934
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 18: want to see this video. I've looked everywhere. I don't understand.

935
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 18: Obviously it's fake, right.

936
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like a dive bar in the middle of

937
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 1: Montana that has some mermaids that swim around.

938
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 2: They're real people with fins on.

939
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,320
Speaker 6: You don't is the reason that you can't find the

940
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 6: videos online because the billionaires control the media to make

941
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 6: sure it stays a secret.

942
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 2: All I know is I'm hungry for Unicorn.

943
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, I don't know which billionaire we need to

944
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 6: talk to get some mermaid Benny Hanna style, but Bezos

945
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 6: if you're listening on Free next Weekend, okay, hit me up.

946
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 2: Bezos would be the first in line at the Mermaid buffet.

947
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 6: Let's be honest, that was a TikTok click shot here

948
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 6: next TikTok click shot. All started from a video where

949
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 6: a boyfriend and girlfriend were arguing about his unusual laundry habit.

950
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 6: She was freaking out because he pours the laundry detergent

951
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 6: into the little cap and then puts the whole thing

952
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 6: into the machine. The cap, the detergent, everything.

953
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 1: You do, it washes the soap out of the capri

954
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 1: So I do it with I do the detergent on top,

955
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 1: and then I use the water that's coming out.

956
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 6: I have never heard of this book because.

957
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 2: You've never done your own laundry, Jeff.

958
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 7: But this is actually the instructions on the back of

959
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 7: the laundry detergent says to put the cap in the machine.

960
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 2: No, you don't have to remember to pull out for

961
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 2: the dryer or else. I've heard it in there before,

962
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,919
Speaker 2: and I'm like, it's plastic, you can't.

963
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 6: One of the people who was just as surprised as

964
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 6: I was did a video that got over a million views.

965
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 6: He decided to investigate this himself, and here's what happened. Hey,

966
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 6: there's way too many of y'all saying these are the instructions.

967
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:26,399
Speaker 17: Toss it in the washing machine when you're elude. I'm here,

968
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 17: my friends, do you put the washerman? You do not

969
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 17: put the cap in. If I didn't see it with

970
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 17: my own eyes, I would think it was a lie.

971
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:37,879
Speaker 17: Sold it okay. So yeah, it says to clean it, it

972
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 17: says to put it.

973
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, toss it in the washing machine.

974
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 6: I've seen it all.

975
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 7: I am just as shocked as all these other people.

976
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 7: I don't know how you are so normal.

977
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:50,879
Speaker 2: They did it for years.

978
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 6: That's how I Learneds actually weighed in on this. They say,

979
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 6: the reason why you're supposed to put the cap in

980
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 6: there is because it prevents it from getting sticky and

981
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 6: gross from all the detergent residue.

982
00:45:58,960 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 9: Mind blown.

983
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 6: True, laundry is such a disaster right now. That's the

984
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 6: cap needs to be washed.

985
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 3: I I don't know why.

986
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,240
Speaker 2: I don't think those are good for the environment.

987
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 3: They're great one.

988
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 7: And then you put yeah, snacks and chores at the

989
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 7: same time.

990
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 6: If nothing else good happens you today, at least you

991
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 6: learn the laundry lesson from this range.

992
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 10: Showy, So Alexis has been doing laundry correct.

993
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, Alexis is ahead of the curve. Look at that.

994
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 6: That's a TikTok clihot. Final TikTok click shot is from

995
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 6: a young woman who goes by the handle Dana Freaking Donnelly.

996
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 6: She got over two million views almost three hundred thousand

997
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,399
Speaker 6: likes because she figured out a hack to instantly put

998
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 6: yourself in a great mood every morning without injecting, snorting,

999
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 6: or butt chugging anything. So this already beats amine and

1000
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 6: she even demonstrates it here.

1001
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 14: She is happy Monday.

1002
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 3: I just saw a video that's o.

1003
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 7: If you jump up and down fifty to one hundred

1004
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 7: times when you first wake up, it puts you in

1005
00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 7: a good moves.

1006
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 18: Let's go.

1007
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 7: The videos like sped up like twenty times or she

1008
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 7: did injects upon before she.

1009
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,720
Speaker 6: And she never posts a video after that. That's literally

1010
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 6: she literally doesn't so Felle never follows up. Unfortunately.

1011
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 1: Come into the studio every morning and jump a hundred

1012
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: times together.

1013
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:25,919
Speaker 6: Well, it's a first when you first wake up because

1014
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 6: if you missed it. The theory is you can instantly

1015
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 6: boost your mood for the whole day by doing fifty

1016
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,839
Speaker 6: to one hundred stationary jumps. First thing, when you get

1017
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 6: up in the.

1018
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: Morning, because that makes it more fun.

1019
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 6: A lot of comments came in. One person said, call

1020
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:46,240
Speaker 6: it whatever. It's just exercising, which produces serotonin, so no, duh,

1021
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:46,800
Speaker 6: it works.

1022
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: But if we need to trick ourselves in, some people

1023
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:52,240
Speaker 1: like me need to trick ourselves into exercise, and that's okay.

1024
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:53,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true too.

1025
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 6: Another person said, I hate my downstairs neighbors, so of

1026
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 6: course I'm gonna do this. I didn't think of that,

1027
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 6: so there you go. I'm mind blown.

1028
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll go do some laundry.

1029
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 6: Jeffs the billionaires eating mermaids was the least surprising story

1030
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 6: for me.

1031
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 5: That you came those.

1032
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 6: Seriously, those were your stories of the.

1033
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:19,280
Speaker 5: Day, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1034
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 6: We've got a return player named John on the phone.

1035
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 6: He's played you once before, Brooke tied you, and the

1036
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 6: last time he was on he mentioned.

1037
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 7: That he likes to play board games. So our producer

1038
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 7: asked top three favorite board games, and.

1039
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 6: Here's what John said.

1040
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 7: Apparently number three Kerason, number two, Ticket to Ride, number

1041
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 7: one Cascadia.

1042
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 3: I have heard of it.

1043
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,919
Speaker 6: Whatever you have? Are these all Russian board games?

1044
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 8: John?

1045
00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 9: What's what happened?

1046
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 6: To Connect four, John, are you above Connect four?

1047
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 8: I play Connect four occasionally with my kids too.

1048
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 2: Then did what's Cascadia?

1049
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,319
Speaker 15: It's a board game where you kind of build habitats.

1050
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 8: It's basically kind of centered around Pacific Northwest.

1051
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 2: It sounds like a team thing.

1052
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 1: I like it when there's a winner and a loser,

1053
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: so I can make fun of my kids afterwards.

1054
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like to point and say you suck. At

1055
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 2: the end of the game.

1056
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 7: You get to belittle children in that game, John, belittle them.

1057
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 6: I don't like how you I'm not sure I like

1058
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 6: how your mind works.

1059
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 1: John, but I like the way the things that you're saying.

1060
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 6: Let's try and bring it back to a normal space.

1061
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 6: When we get to the question brook is leaving the studio,

1062
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 6: Let's go and you got thirty seconds, answer as many

1063
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 6: as possible. If you don't know when you could say pass,

1064
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,399
Speaker 6: You have to beat her out right if you want

1065
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 6: to win, though you ready, yep, good luck. Your time

1066
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 6: starts now. On this day in nineteen sixty nine, Yoko

1067
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 6: Ono married what member of the Beatles John Lennon in acchoir?

1068
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 6: What's the lowest vocal class a singer can be? In Wellington?

1069
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:14,280
Speaker 6: Is the capital of what Island Nation, New Zealand. Identical

1070
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 6: twins have identical fingerprints as well. True or false? What

1071
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 6: candy was used to lure et in the eighties movie.

1072
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 9: Oh My God?

1073
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 6: Theis what is the most populous city in the United States?

1074
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 9: New York?

1075
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:31,800
Speaker 3: Wow?

1076
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,479
Speaker 6: John, you are not messing around this time.

1077
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:36,479
Speaker 5: Well done.

1078
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 6: Brooke is coming back into the studio now and it

1079
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 6: says on my screener that John is a scientist who

1080
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 6: is doing tests for cancer drugs and loves the Wendy's Baconator.

1081
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:49,720
Speaker 3: Oh I heard free drugs.

1082
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 6: D we make any of that up?

1083
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 8: John? Definitely in the baconator part, it is not true.

1084
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 2: Really, what's your favorite sandwich?

1085
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 8: Then? I actually not much fted?

1086
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,879
Speaker 6: Okay, John, you make it really hard to get to

1087
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 6: know you.

1088
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: He's just a health nut loving, more game playing, wholesome dad.

1089
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,319
Speaker 6: Answer the world?

1090
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 3: What can you stop me? Perfect?

1091
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:13,879
Speaker 8: John?

1092
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 3: What's the worst thing you've ever done to somebody? You

1093
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:20,839
Speaker 3: have somebody before? No, of course you haven't.

1094
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 8: The last time I did tell a dad joke?

1095
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,280
Speaker 2: That also doesn't make you a bad person, My friend.

1096
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 1: You are so I almost feel bad that I'm going

1097
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: to try to beat you here.

1098
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you think of one bad thing that you've

1099
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 6: done in your entire life while Brook answers some questions.

1100
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 6: We'll get back to at the end of this. But Brooke,

1101
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 6: are you ready?

1102
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:42,919
Speaker 8: Can I just think of another bad joke?

1103
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 6: Yes, we'll take anything bad about you. Here we go, Brook,

1104
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 6: it's your turn.

1105
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 8: You're ready?

1106
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 6: Yes, your time starts now. On this day. In nineteen

1107
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 6: sixty nine, Yoko Ono married what member of the Beatles

1108
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 6: in acchoir? What's the lowest vocal class a singer can

1109
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 6: be in?

1110
00:51:58,480 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 2: Uh? Bass?

1111
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,839
Speaker 6: Wellington is the capital of what island nation?

1112
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 2: M Wellington is Wales.

1113
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 6: Identical twins have identical fingerprints as well. True or false?

1114
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:10,319
Speaker 5: Uh?

1115
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 2: False?

1116
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 6: What candy was you? Was used to lure et in the.

1117
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 2: Eighties movie Pieces?

1118
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,760
Speaker 6: What is the most populous city in the United States?

1119
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 2: New York City?

1120
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 8: Oh?

1121
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 6: This could be a close one. Today we're gonna head

1122
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 6: on over the scoreboard to see how you Bolt did

1123
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 6: with Jose.

1124
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,399
Speaker 13: Everything you say makes me want to come over there

1125
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 13: and punch you in the faith.

1126
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 10: Malangios, John, you did not get one wrong. You got

1127
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 10: six in a row?

1128
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 8: Wow?

1129
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 6: Not connect four connects?

1130
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 8: Six?

1131
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:44,800
Speaker 2: Find I lost on Wellington?

1132
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 10: I think Brook, you did get the same exact amount

1133
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Speaker 10: of questions.

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Speaker 3: If you got just one wrong, you lost. You love.

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Speaker 7: God, John, Congratulations, Yeah, you took down you are one

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Speaker 7: zero time.

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Speaker 6: Quite the battle, John, well done. Let's go over the

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00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 6: answers for everybody on this day. In nineteen sixty nine,

1139
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 6: Yoko Ono married John Lennon and ruined the Beatles forever

1140
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 6: and acquire the lowest vocal classes singer can be in

1141
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 6: is Base Wellington is the capital of New Zealand. Yeah,

1142
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:26,440
Speaker 6: identical twins have identical fingerprints. That's false. Nobody has identical fingerprints.

1143
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 6: Reese's Pieces was the candy used to.

1144
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 7: Lure Et in the eighties movie and the most populous

1145
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 7: city in the United States would be New York with

1146
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 7: eight point five million people. LA would be second at three.

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00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:43,240
Speaker 6: Point eight not even close. So John, congratulations, you beat Brook.

1148
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:46,759
Speaker 6: You get one hundred dollars plus just for playing. We're

1149
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Speaker 6: also giving you a pair of tickets to see Mickey

1150
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 6: seventeen from the Academy Award winning writer director of Parricide

1151
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 6: Bung Jun Ho comes as next cinematic experience. Mickey seventeen

1152
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,800
Speaker 6: starring Robert Pattinson. You could blast off with Mickey seventeen

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00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:01,320
Speaker 6: in theaters and Imax.

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Speaker 1: Now, careful, John, then why are you listening to the

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Speaker 1: show The Dummer.

1156
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Speaker 7: You're gonna don't, John, No, John, perfect, You're you're curing

1157
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 7: cancer out there, So keep doing what you do and

1158
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 7: come back and beat brook again soon.

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Speaker 6: Okay, sound good? All right, we'll be back to do

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Speaker 6: Winnenbrooks Block the same time

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Speaker 5: Tomorrow, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.