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Speaker 1: All right, so Steve, this one is from Sheena and Canton.

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Speaker 1: Sheena says, I asked a coworker to ride with me

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Speaker 1: to buy some hair from a beauty supply store that

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Speaker 1: was in the hood. I know a girl that works there,

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Speaker 1: and she called me that night and said that my

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Speaker 1: friend stole some hair while we were in the store.

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Speaker 1: She said, it's on the cameras and she sent me

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Speaker 1: a picture. I made my coworker return the hair and

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Speaker 1: they didn't press charges because of me.

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Speaker 2: But I'm banned from the store. Now. How is it

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Speaker 2: my fault? Why am I being punished for what she did?

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Speaker 3: Well? Because see, you an accomplice. See if you drive

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Speaker 3: somebody down to commit a crime, even though you don't

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Speaker 3: commit the crime, you took them to the scene of

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Speaker 3: the crime. So now you gonna get the same charge

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Speaker 3: as they got. If they go in there and rob

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Speaker 3: the bank and you just drive to get away car,

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Speaker 3: you drive. Now, you took the culprit to the bank

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Speaker 3: to commit this crime. You are now as guilty. She is,

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Speaker 3: just go buy some hair some more. It's some more

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Speaker 3: hoods and some more places. Let's they just got the

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Speaker 3: best hand in the world.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she likes that one apparently, but.

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Speaker 3: She well, you finds you finds wear, Gil, you try

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Speaker 3: some synthetic hair, zebra hell hoss hair to get a

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Speaker 3: real ponytail from a real pony. You know that's all

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Speaker 3: it did.

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Speaker 1: Wow, all right, we do have time for another one.

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Speaker 1: This is from Bridget and Knoxville. Bridget said, if my

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Speaker 1: husband is home, his phone is always in his pocket

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Speaker 1: or clipped to his pants. It slipped out of his

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Speaker 1: pocket last night and fell down into the couch cushions,

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Speaker 1: so I hid it from him. Within five minutes he

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Speaker 1: had broken out in a sweat and was looking for it.

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Speaker 1: I finally gave it to him after about seven minutes,

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Speaker 1: and he was mad. He is still mad today, and

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Speaker 1: I can't understand why. What's so sacred about his darn phone?

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Speaker 3: Look, you know you got the weather on that phone.

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Speaker 3: How you gonna gets outside? You know? And here he

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Speaker 3: got his compass on that phone. You can't go outside

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Speaker 3: and don't know where north, south, east and west at.

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Speaker 3: You got to know these things in here. You know,

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Speaker 3: you got your safe keep on there, all your past

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Speaker 3: codes on there. You can't remember all these past codes,

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Speaker 3: all these things like that. It's just stuff on that phone, Man,

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Speaker 3: you need ain't nowhere in the world is how he

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Speaker 3: gonna listen to podcasts. And you got his phone and

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Speaker 3: he got to get that on that podcast on the Man,

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Speaker 3: and then his settings, his settings, and then he got

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Speaker 3: to cut his phone on every day. So now you

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Speaker 3: just messed that up. He ain't got his settings. You know,

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Speaker 3: bank camp is on there and everything he tried to

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Speaker 3: take care of his family on his bank camp. That's

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Speaker 3: why he upset.

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Speaker 1: She gave it back to him after only seven minutes, sevenutes.

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Speaker 3: Not knowing the weather. I know what direction he was

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Speaker 3: going on, and that's seven minutes. He'd have missed his

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Speaker 3: favorite podcast. It was lost.

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Speaker 2: He can get it back, it's a podcast. He can

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Speaker 2: definitely get it back.

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Speaker 1: But he's still mad today and she doesn't understand why

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Speaker 1: that's crazy.

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Speaker 3: Well, he overdoing that right there.

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Speaker 2: He is. Come on, admit that admits something.

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Speaker 3: And just do like you know you supposed to do.

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Speaker 3: Just duct tape your phone to your thigh. Stop almost playing.

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Speaker 2: What about when you get in a shower, put on

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Speaker 2: a rope and hang it around on your damn neck?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my bad, my bad. It's a lot of stuff

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Speaker 3: you do, but you know you better not leave it

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Speaker 3: out there where you rain nowhere, you know that. Now,

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Speaker 3: why are you showering? Just hold your phone up in

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Speaker 3: the air. If you got the new one, it don't

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Speaker 3: matter if you get wet.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's what number is that? The iPhone you're

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Speaker 1: talking about? What number is that?

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Speaker 3: I think they stopped stop doing that at thirteen.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Okay, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: This is a true story. This summer, one of my

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Speaker 3: partners was at the ranch fishing and he dropped his

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Speaker 3: phone in the lake and he said his phone was ruined.

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Speaker 3: And my sons was down there and they said, your

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Speaker 3: phone is ruined from what he said, I dropped it

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Speaker 3: in the water. Went just said, sir, the last time

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Speaker 3: you could ruin your phone by dropping it in the

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Speaker 3: water was at eight. He said, that's what I got

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Speaker 3: I for.

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Speaker 2: He's gotta put it in some rice. This phone up

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Speaker 2: all right?

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