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Speaker 1: and a half him right now, listener sent us pop sockets. Yes,
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Speaker 1: what the thing that you do all the times? Play
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Speaker 1: to the grocery store, had no idea she was pregnant
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Speaker 1: birth to her daughter like ten months ago. So she
Speaker 1: was like, what hell with the world? Was not even pregnant.
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Speaker 1: ran and offered up her services and took cute little
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Speaker 1: that's yeah, it's crazy what happened here? Man Jack was
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Speaker 1: Bobby the Show. What did you do yesterday? I cricked
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Speaker 1: I mean a friend came over, we worked out, I
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Speaker 1: still stay dedicated. I didn't just sit around. I know
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Speaker 1: I had Jesse Alexander over and we did a Bobby
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Speaker 1: and arch Bobby cast and did that, worked out, had
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Speaker 1: how long? Two hours? He's thirty second Skinny c MT
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Speaker 1: thirty seconds, skinny to day. This story comes to us
Speaker 1: from California, a twenty one year old man. Last year,
Speaker 1: when Deadpool came out, he got an illegal copy. He
Speaker 1: got a video. He's like, man, I don't want to
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Speaker 1: head story of the come on any day sing sing
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Speaker 1: they there is a sing sing. What is it in
Speaker 1: New York? Still state? Still alive? Probably not? It looks
Speaker 1: really old. There are a lot of black and white
Speaker 1: photosn't that? Oh yeah, that's why I started my time
Speaker 1: back in the day alright, talking about doing makeup in public?
Speaker 1: Is it rude to the makeup in public? Just give
Speaker 1: your thoughts. No, it's not rude. What if you I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's rude if you're not bothering anybody else.
Speaker 1: I feel personally a little uncomfortable when I have to
Speaker 1: do it, but I've definitely had to if I need
Speaker 1: to kind of do some stuff, and I do feel awkward,
Speaker 1: but I don't think it's rude. Why do not go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom? Maybe you can't get to one, okay,
Speaker 1: and you have a little compact mirror. I mean. The
Speaker 1: reason I'm bringing up I saw it as a new
Speaker 1: story this morning, okay, and that people were debating. They
Speaker 1: were yelling at each other's yell topic. There's other things
Speaker 1: to get passionate about yelled topics, and then there are
Speaker 1: some you just talk about. So I think if you
Speaker 1: have to pull out your mirror, you go to the bathroom. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you can do it, no problem, it's not a
Speaker 1: big deal. Yeah, if you don't do it at dinner,
Speaker 1: I think there are places that you do and don't
Speaker 1: do it, Like would you shave? Would you pull out
Speaker 1: of razors and shave your legs at dinner? No? But
Speaker 1: that's different than putting on make it, Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: You're like removing hair from your mind to be sitting
Speaker 1: at the dinner table and pull out a brush or
Speaker 1: comb and fix my into it. Now we're eating dinner.
Speaker 1: You said we were in public dinner and no driving
Speaker 1: and doing it because that's dangerous. Oh I know, but
Speaker 1: what about it a red light? Okay, so here you go,
Speaker 1: thank you for calling. What do you think? I think
Speaker 1: that it's just rude driving down the road that irritates
Speaker 1: me more than anything because it's unsafe. It's unsafe, and
Speaker 1: they're not paying attention at all. They're too pies looking
Speaker 1: in the review theyre or so um Mary's and not
Speaker 1: paying attention. Do I makeup appreciate you? Thank you, appreciate you.
Speaker 1: That's go to Kayla and North Carolina. Kayla. Yes, how Bobby,
Speaker 1: give me something? I agree with. The last lady driving
Speaker 1: down the road drives me nuts. I get running late.
Speaker 1: I'm a new mom, but like when you get to work,
Speaker 1: just go in the bathroom and throw mass hair on.
Speaker 1: You don't need to do your full face makeup in
Speaker 1: the car. I hear some passion in that voice. I am, well,
Speaker 1: it's dangerous and being a new mom, like, I'm super
Speaker 1: concerned about my son because nobody pays attention to driving anymore.
Speaker 1: If it's not texting, it's reading, it's makeup, it's sister's
Speaker 1: too many distractions. I appreciate you, and I think pretty
Speaker 1: much we're all on the same thing. We're normal. They
Speaker 1: were screaming here on the news. Yeah, like it was
Speaker 1: some sort of crisis in the Middle East and makeup Bill,
Speaker 1: I'm dating date Ohio, represent what's happened? Doing good you? Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come to I'm gonna come to Daton sometime
Speaker 1: this year. If I come, when we come, Oh, I
Speaker 1: was so rock your show with you guys. Man up instantly.
Speaker 1: I love that A right, tell me what you think
Speaker 1: about this. You're you're a dude. I honestly think if
Speaker 1: you're driving down the road or even sitting at a
Speaker 1: red like, you should not do it when you could
Speaker 1: get read to. You might have to slam on the
Speaker 1: brakes and you will lose your eyeball shoving it right. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: good lord. It definitely went from just doing it in
Speaker 1: public to chewing it while driving. No, it went to
Speaker 1: what are the rules? And we found a rule one.
Speaker 1: Don't do it while driving too, don't do it at
Speaker 1: the dinner table. Got it? Other than that, I'm cool
Speaker 1: do wherever you want. If you have to pull out
Speaker 1: a mirror, you should probably go to the bathroom. Question
Speaker 1: just for guys to if you got to do something
Speaker 1: and you need to mirror, go to the bathroom. Okay,
Speaker 1: what about can I put on lip glass at the
Speaker 1: dinner table when I'm done eating? No mirror? It depends
Speaker 1: how much the mill costs? Fancy mill? No? Okay? Tapas yes?
Speaker 1: Jesse in Virginia, how very good? Thank you for calling
Speaker 1: what's happening? Well, I hope the opinion about the whole
Speaker 1: makeup in public things to hear it. I am actually
Speaker 1: an independent distributor for a cosmetic company. I am a
Speaker 1: single mom and a full time college student and I
Speaker 1: run this small business. Can I do a lot of
Speaker 1: my demos in public? I do. I'll meet women in
Speaker 1: different coffee shops or places or even my kids soccer
Speaker 1: field because that's where I can do it. So what's
Speaker 1: your opinion on this? My opinion is it's ridiculous for
Speaker 1: anybody to have an issue and if men wore makeup
Speaker 1: would just be an issue. Yeah, it still would be
Speaker 1: an issue. And I'll tell you what, just because it's
Speaker 1: men and women. I mean, we have issues about how
Speaker 1: we sit. We're different. Men and women are different. When
Speaker 1: you are addressed. You can't sit with your like spread open.
Speaker 1: We can. It's I guess if we wore addresses, but
Speaker 1: we don't. And there are things that we as guys. Yes,
Speaker 1: men and women are different. Um, but Ilson, I agree
Speaker 1: most time you can wear forever you want. But to
Speaker 1: just do the whole thing of well, if it was
Speaker 1: a man, we live in a country where things are different,
Speaker 1: we handle things different. It's weird for some men to
Speaker 1: go buy tampons that's everyday things for something. Well, if
Speaker 1: it seems like every day things. It does, but I
Speaker 1: don't like buying it still. Well, no, I told you
Speaker 1: I take great pride. I make sure I get a
Speaker 1: female checker outer if I can, or self checkouts on
Speaker 1: fancy is to fancy ones. Maybody excuse me, I'll take
Speaker 1: the silk ones please. That works. No, I've no clue.
Speaker 1: All right, look for sales, Oh sales. I would never
Speaker 1: do that with that that wanted to go high end.
Speaker 1: Hi don't want to go take the diamond. Thank you
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Speaker 1: uh okay, thank you all. Yeah. Amy ran into a
Speaker 1: celebrity at the grocery store. The earth is drowned. I
Speaker 1: can't help that. I'm my dog poops. All things that happen.
Speaker 1: And that grocery store you go to, like, I don't
Speaker 1: know how that's on a tourist attraction because all the
Speaker 1: stars are there, yeah, Turnip Trunk. Yeah, and in both locations.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can run into any given old celebrity
Speaker 1: in the past, you run into who there, Rachel Bielson
Speaker 1: most recently, Brett eldredge Um Brothers Osborne both uh well,
Speaker 1: and then this one that I ran into yesterday, I've
Speaker 1: run into before as well. Have you seen Dirks there too?
Speaker 1: Have you No? He was at Whole Suits dang, Julie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: take a shot at this. What celebrity to Amy see
Speaker 1: at the grocery store. I think she saw her Man Dirk. No,
Speaker 1: but I have seen him before, and I saw Steven
Speaker 1: Tyler the Whole foods Now that we bring up if
Speaker 1: you bring up a different grocery store. I give you
Speaker 1: to a celebrity. But that's just how nationale is. How
Speaker 1: come you don't react and people say her man Dirk
Speaker 1: spent Ley you know well I am sitting here in
Speaker 1: the chair with his face. Yeah, no, is it Dirks? No,
Speaker 1: not Dirks. You're on the air, Tom and d C.
Speaker 1: What's happened to Tom? Hey? Good morning Bobby. Can you
Speaker 1: guess the person? Good morning to you? To the Amy
Speaker 1: Salt the grocery store? One final game? Here go ahead.
Speaker 1: I think it was carry Underwood, Harry, and I think
Speaker 1: the celebrities seek of Amy because she's so sweet. Oh yes, interesting.
Speaker 1: I ran into kip More, Kip More, you've seen same
Speaker 1: grocery store, same experienced, sleeveless cut off shirt, healthy food
Speaker 1: in basket. What time do you see kit Man? It's
Speaker 1: probably sure really after work? Is I was in the daytime? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I talked to him last time on the phone. He
Speaker 1: didn't mention he saw you. He's so nice. It was
Speaker 1: lots of healthy, lean meats and greens. Why do you
Speaker 1: look at his basket? Soccer with their basket so we
Speaker 1: can see it? No, No, I don't look at people's food.
Speaker 1: He talked about the weather. He know you talked to him, Yes,
Speaker 1: he we hugged you talk. She's super nice. But you know,
Speaker 1: when you start talking about the weather, it's time to
Speaker 1: just be like, help you have a good day. You're
Speaker 1: done that weather talk. It's not for me. You don't
Speaker 1: like listen. I don't like small talk period. And sometimes
Speaker 1: people will go, that's kind of rude because I don't
Speaker 1: go into the room and just talk. I had nothing
Speaker 1: to say, and so I have nothing to say. I
Speaker 1: don't have anything to say about nothing. Things like if
Speaker 1: it's if there's a blizzard or if there's a huge rainstorm,
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, heads up, I'll talk about it. Otherwise
Speaker 1: I don't have to say nothing that's going to change
Speaker 1: in your life. Because you own a jeep, now you're
Speaker 1: gonna want to know if it's raining outside or not.
Speaker 1: I have a app on my phone. No, it's the radar.
Speaker 1: We need to talk though. Here's anything that happens to
Speaker 1: me all the time. They see me coming, They hate in.
Speaker 1: They trying to catch me rat in gbanna catch me
Speaker 1: write in GP. They trying to get to me rad NGB,
Speaker 1: trying to get me right in GP. Shania Twain in
Speaker 1: in thirteen minutes. Mother's Day crushes Father's Day on how
Speaker 1: much just people care and spend your dad thoughts. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess it makes sense, you know, like we're just
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, we're just busy working and stuff.
Speaker 1: So what do you mean we're working? I feel like
Speaker 1: when it comes to Mother's Day, they like make life
Speaker 1: sacrifices where they just have to stay home and dedicate
Speaker 1: their whole lot raising these children en six line too.
Speaker 1: I'm serious the numbers that you're talking about, the numbers,
Speaker 1: and I'm saying the numbers are reflecting that a lot
Speaker 1: of dads are, you know, just working and not around
Speaker 1: and moms are there seven they have to be dig
Speaker 1: that whole buddy, another shovel. It was like Eddie then
Speaker 1: changed divers Eddie den do laundry. You're kind of a
Speaker 1: perfect man for the sixties. Guys. Maybe it's the way
Speaker 1: I was raised, for sure. I was sort of raised
Speaker 1: with that mentality. I never thought once I had kids,
Speaker 1: I would I would work, but that was my personal thing.
Speaker 1: I didn't expect other women to do it. I personally
Speaker 1: wanted to stay home, and then I was never able
Speaker 1: to get pregnant. So Harry, I'm still working. And when
Speaker 1: my kids came, all work. But the tone, watch it
Speaker 1: that tone and he I'm still working. Hey, we have
Speaker 1: a great job working. No, that was probably like I
Speaker 1: never got pregnant. But I mean remember the days when
Speaker 1: I was actively pursuing pregnancy and we just thought I
Speaker 1: would leave the show. Yeah, yeah, but Freddy to go.
Speaker 1: You know what, Men work and women stay home all time.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying that that's why Mother's Day is more
Speaker 1: like a bigger deal and people spend more money, and
Speaker 1: I have I have a reason why. I think that
Speaker 1: as a women, we we just are into that a
Speaker 1: lot more. And men don't really need to be showered
Speaker 1: with gifts of appreciation and women we It's just it's
Speaker 1: just by nature. Holidays are a birthdays, and there are
Speaker 1: much more of a female thing. Days of celebration are
Speaker 1: much more of a female thing, got it. Valentine's Day, birthdays, anniversaries.
Speaker 1: Men are like, I don't need to be celebrated. No. Men,
Speaker 1: on the other hand, it's not a celebration thing with him.
Speaker 1: For women, you like to be treated, Yes, men were whims.
Speaker 1: We need to be taken care of. And that's the
Speaker 1: sides of it. Women are so much stronger than men.
Speaker 1: If I somebody gets sick, like the women are alive.
Speaker 1: They get sick, they're just like a guy gets called
Speaker 1: and don't feel good. So women like to be taken
Speaker 1: care of on like, hey, I want to treat you
Speaker 1: extra special. Yeah, men like me take care of like
Speaker 1: I need you to make me feel good because I
Speaker 1: feel bad. Eddie has nothing to do with working. We're
Speaker 1: busy working. Well. I just thought, like I send my
Speaker 1: mom rubbles here. Okay, flint Stone old school got it,
Speaker 1: Like I send my mom presence for Mother's Day, but
Speaker 1: I won't see my dad presence for Father's Day because
Speaker 1: like mom, Mama sacrificed her life for me. So to
Speaker 1: my dad, but she I was with my mom all
Speaker 1: the time, so I felt a little closer. I'd give
Speaker 1: her anything she wants because your dad worked. My point,
Speaker 1: the dad was at work. In your life, you work,
Speaker 1: and your work doesn't. And my kids would be like Mom,
Speaker 1: she was the best two us and Daddy was cool.
Speaker 1: He worked. I think it's great that your wife gets
Speaker 1: to do that and she still works a little bit
Speaker 1: from home. She does. Yeah, I'm just saying that's what
Speaker 1: I thought. The stats were reflected again Eddie. Eddie changed
Speaker 1: maybe ten diapers with two kids. We have to bring
Speaker 1: that up again. I just said I got slammed yesterday
Speaker 1: because we've read Ye, that's eight thousand diapers and you changed.
Speaker 1: I looked out Amy's thirty second skinny. So remember when
Speaker 1: CMA Fest ended, I do basically just the other day. Well,
Speaker 1: guess what, you can start the countdown because they've already
Speaker 1: announced next year's dates. It's going to run from June
Speaker 1: seven through the tenth. If you're looking to come to
Speaker 1: Nashville ticket details or visit cmafest dot com. I'll say
Speaker 1: this for us, we live here, we know the artist.
Speaker 1: I did four shows, but people take vacations and they're
Speaker 1: vacations and they come and you get to see a
Speaker 1: lot of free music regardless of what's happening at Nissan Stadium.
Speaker 1: Get tickets to that fantastic. It's huge, but just all
Speaker 1: day it's free music. It's overload. It's an amazing overload
Speaker 1: of country music. And so as I go, that's because
Speaker 1: I worked the whole time, but it really is an
Speaker 1: awesome thing. Yeah, the thumbs up. What else? So Ben Stiller,
Speaker 1: Vince Vaughan and Christine Taylor and other cast members from Dodgeball.
Speaker 1: And maybe I'm into this because I love the movie Dodgeball.
Speaker 1: But they put together a video for a new contest
Speaker 1: where you can win a chance to play Dodgeball with Ben.
Speaker 1: What I saw in that is that Ben Stellar and
Speaker 1: his wife we're still doing it together even though they're divorcing.
Speaker 1: Good observation. I didn't even think of that. But it's
Speaker 1: all for his foundation, which provides educational opportunities for kids
Speaker 1: around the world. So I don't know if you're a
Speaker 1: big Ben Stellar fan or Dodgeball. Pretty cool. Did you
Speaker 1: know I do that for a living observation. Yeah, I'm Amy.
Speaker 1: That's your thirty seconds guinea. All right, thank you for that.
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Speaker 1: real people telling real stories. To listen search for Love
Speaker 1: What Matters on I Heart Radio Now show. All right,
Speaker 1: should I at? Twain is here in the studio? Should
Speaker 1: I Hello? I'm great? So today's the world premiere day
Speaker 1: if you've missed it, and she has a song here,
Speaker 1: life's about to get good. I get you with the
Speaker 1: new song here and it's good. So wait, so what
Speaker 1: are you? What's in your mind right now? So here
Speaker 1: you are? You're back? Like, do you feel like there's
Speaker 1: a pressure to it? Yeah, but I'm cheered up and
Speaker 1: happy to be here again and grateful and um, there's
Speaker 1: just so many challenges in coming back to something you
Speaker 1: haven't done in a long time. So yeah, feeling good.
Speaker 1: I want to ask you about this. Remember reading when
Speaker 1: you had vocal cord the issue? Yeah, I guess I
Speaker 1: was in college. Right after college? What happened? So what
Speaker 1: happened your vocal cords? Because jet of surgery? Right, you
Speaker 1: can't this is not you can't. I can't repair it
Speaker 1: with surgery. So it's still a thing. It's an atrophy thing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was sick. I had limes dissies. I got hit
Speaker 1: by a tick and wow, that made your vocal cords bad. Yep,
Speaker 1: right now, I need about an hour and a half
Speaker 1: to warm up, and I can't do any spontaneous singing.
Speaker 1: Like if I if I was just thing like right now,
Speaker 1: I would sound like a dining cow. I really need
Speaker 1: to and that's really a bummer for me because sometimes
Speaker 1: I'm in a club or whatever and I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, I just want to get up and sing.
Speaker 1: I want to do karaoke and you know, get into
Speaker 1: the whole thing. But I could really damage myself if
Speaker 1: I did that, so um, and I don't want to
Speaker 1: damage myself. I don't have nodules or anything that you know,
Speaker 1: the typical sing or somelf. This is from a limes
Speaker 1: lime dissease. It's a nerve damage and it's really a bumber.
Speaker 1: I'm stuck with it for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: But so it just takes a lot of work. It's
Speaker 1: like a permanent injury. Yeah, it's gonna be weird to
Speaker 1: just even singing knowing you have because I have have a
Speaker 1: lot of friends of professional athletes and like they've torn
Speaker 1: muscles heart. But they say even the mental part of
Speaker 1: it is so hard because they don't even want to
Speaker 1: press on it because they're like, what if even though
Speaker 1: they've done all the property, and it is like that,
Speaker 1: like if I don't warm up and really prepare it
Speaker 1: is I always do refer to it like a knee,
Speaker 1: like a bad knee. Um. And you never know when
Speaker 1: that he's going to give out on you. And that
Speaker 1: happens to me when I'm singing. UM, Like I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be able to be an opera singer for example, because
Speaker 1: you know, but because I'm running around and I'm I
Speaker 1: can add live and I can. I can, I can
Speaker 1: work with it, I can, I can manage it. Um.
Speaker 1: And I'm just so determined, Like I couldn't sing for
Speaker 1: a long long time and I could barely yell out
Speaker 1: for my dogs. It's really really because the air escapes
Speaker 1: from the you know, it's very technical, um. But I
Speaker 1: was just really determined to get at the bottom of
Speaker 1: it and find out what I could do it at it,
Speaker 1: And little by little I realized that I could do this,
Speaker 1: I could do it again, and um, so now I'm
Speaker 1: not going to give up now, you know it takes
Speaker 1: a lot of work. I have to say, it's a
Speaker 1: lot of work, and I do get to, you know,
Speaker 1: discourage some days, like an athlete with an injury. Um,
Speaker 1: you do worry is that is it going to give
Speaker 1: out on me when I'm on stage? Is it gonna
Speaker 1: Is it gonna be there for me when I need it? Um?
Speaker 1: But I feel really good just talking about it too.
Speaker 1: That helps me psychologically with it, and I accept it.
Speaker 1: It's just part of who I am. Now show back
Speaker 1: in the studio with Jania Twain. I want to play
Speaker 1: a clip here. These are people that have all covered you.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be tough. See if you can tell who
Speaker 1: this is. You're all very famous singers. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: See if you can tell who's covering you? Okay, clip
Speaker 1: number one, here you go. That's Miranda Lambert. Oh it's Carrie. Yeah. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's so easy. Once you're told, you can hear it. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's alright. Try another one. Shan Twin in studio. Dang it,
Speaker 1: you stumped me on that. I hate that name. The
Speaker 1: artist it's covering you. Number two? Now that's that doesn't
Speaker 1: that I don't know it was the Southern I don't
Speaker 1: know they both have that southern thing. Okay, yeah, all
Speaker 1: here we go this in my ears something never mind
Speaker 1: my voice? Name the cover key Clarson, Kelly Clarkson. Quick.
Speaker 1: That was quick. Okay, she's loosening. It's impressive. We'll go
Speaker 1: to the dude. Yeah, okay, of course I know who
Speaker 1: this is. I'm not joining the Blaine. I know the
Speaker 1: voice and the name's leaving me. Oh that's nice. I
Speaker 1: like it, Luke Brian, thank you. Yeah. And audio is
Speaker 1: obviously fantastic too. I think I recorded that from their
Speaker 1: sock cell phone. Really yeah. Yeah, that's got a cool
Speaker 1: scratchiness to it. Got way to go, Luke, that was
Speaker 1: good to give you one more. How about another dude? No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it. Lady dude. Yeah, a lady dude. No, lady.
Speaker 1: That's what I am. In my family, I'm a lady dude.
Speaker 1: Why is that? I don't know, because they're always calling
Speaker 1: each other dude, and I'm I guess I thought I
Speaker 1: was feeling left out. So my son's like, you're a
Speaker 1: lady dude, mom. And I do all the lady dude things.
Speaker 1: I mean, I play street hockey with them, I play basketball,
Speaker 1: I play soccer. I'm a lady, dude, I think are
Speaker 1: you kid? Yeah, so I'm one of the dudes. Does
Speaker 1: he know he's cool? Guys like, does he know you're cool? Fifteen?
Speaker 1: Does he know you're like? I don't know if he
Speaker 1: would go so far as saying I'm cool. Um, he's
Speaker 1: he's a big support or big cheerleader of mine and
Speaker 1: he's really but you know, he doesn't really get into
Speaker 1: the whole fame thing. I'm just mom. Yeah, awesome car. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And are his friends like your mom Shania Twain? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they kind of are a little bit. Not not all
Speaker 1: of them. They're kind of they're really supportive, you know,
Speaker 1: supportive as well. Um that that's his life and that's
Speaker 1: his world. Um, but I think the cool part is
Speaker 1: more that I'm I think maybe I'm a cool mom. Um.
Speaker 1: I don't think that Sia thing has anything to do,
Speaker 1: you know, to him on all that aside, you still
Speaker 1: be a your mom. I'm not really sure how cool
Speaker 1: he thinks friends ever asked you to sing at their wedding?
Speaker 1: Because I always feel like that would be really awkward,
Speaker 1: like if so much your friend like no, you know,
Speaker 1: um they have you know, I done that I know,
Speaker 1: I know I have done that, but never like not
Speaker 1: in like a band setting. You know, I'll just like
Speaker 1: get up and do a little a few lines of something,
Speaker 1: you know, just to to do it. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that does happen. The karaoke is the worst. The pressure
Speaker 1: on you to go anywhere where anybody's singing because everyone's like,
Speaker 1: I wonder if she's going to get up and sing.
Speaker 1: But now I can't do that even if I wanted
Speaker 1: to that. That is kind of a bummer. Um but yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, because I got a warm up, I just
Speaker 1: can't get up up there and like, you know, do it.
Speaker 1: Congratulations on the song and I can't wait to hear
Speaker 1: the whole record. And it's awesome. The medium's great to
Speaker 1: meet YouTube. I know, this is really really cool. I've
Speaker 1: enjoyed the visit. Everybody clap your hands, yeah, show, let's go.
Speaker 1: The guy named Lawrence robbed a bank Kansas City. Then
Speaker 1: he sat down the lobby and you wait for the
Speaker 1: cops to arrest him. Once a guy custody said elsa,
Speaker 1: I need to go to jail because I cannot live
Speaker 1: with my wife any longer. And he actually wrote the
Speaker 1: robbery note in front of her before he left the house,
Speaker 1: just so she would know how miserable he was. Oh
Speaker 1: my what? But his entire plan backfired on him because
Speaker 1: today's Thursdays, two days ago. He goes in from a
Speaker 1: federal judge and the judge says, okay, you get fifty
Speaker 1: hours of community service and six months house arrest with
Speaker 1: your wife. They get help, maybe like counsel. Yeah, during
Speaker 1: that arrest, volunteer. Let me just run this by you.
Speaker 1: Let me just let me just throw this up in
Speaker 1: the air and it happens. Okay, if you're miserable about someone,
Speaker 1: just don't be around him anymore. You gotta go rob
Speaker 1: a bank, just move, just get out. That wasn't an option.
Speaker 1: He needed food and shelter, and we'll get I don't know,
Speaker 1: generally speaking, I know a lot of people who are
Speaker 1: in miserable relationships. If you're that miserable, this is an
Speaker 1: option you do you know, mean lives? You haven't met
Speaker 1: your guts? Question lives? You have one one life? Do
Speaker 1: you want to spend that one life not being happy? No? No?
Speaker 1: And I think there are things Sometimes you'll cut bait
Speaker 1: too quick and you're like a crap. But if you're
Speaker 1: fully in like, I'm just not going to be happy.
Speaker 1: I don't think any reason to sit through it. Like,
Speaker 1: you get one life, you get one youth, you get
Speaker 1: one adult life, you get one old life. That's three lives.
Speaker 1: You get three lives, three lives and one. But if
Speaker 1: you're not happy, you're the only person is going to
Speaker 1: change that. This guy he tried to make change for
Speaker 1: once in his life, gonna feel real good. You're gonna
Speaker 1: make a difference a bank. You're gonna go to jail.
Speaker 1: I heard that one before. That's a good one. I'm
Speaker 1: looking at the man in the mirror. He's trying to
Speaker 1: rob a bank. What it is such a pain in
Speaker 1: the bucks. If you really want to go and get
Speaker 1: some money, to grab a bank and then make a
Speaker 1: I got nothing. No, that was a lot. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: My Michael is pretty good. Here's this Tim and Boston.
Speaker 1: You're on the air. Hey Bobby, how are you good? Buddy?
Speaker 1: What's going on? So? I have to preface this first.
Speaker 1: I am listening on your heart radio app and it's
Speaker 1: like five minutes to lay. So if we've already covered this,
Speaker 1: I do apologize for I guess revisiting it. But one
Speaker 1: of the things I wanted to ask was did um
Speaker 1: with lunchbox being there? I'm assuming you could figure out
Speaker 1: his bed bug situation. That's a good question because we
Speaker 1: haven't talked about it yet, and I think we're going
Speaker 1: to in the next like two minutes. Do you have results?
Speaker 1: I have results? Yeah, you told me that I had
Speaker 1: to bring results, so I went and did a test.
Speaker 1: All right, Tim, give me like one minute, sure, and
Speaker 1: we'll put that on the air. Thank you for listening,
Speaker 1: and obviously I appreciate you. Okay, so you have that
Speaker 1: coming up right, I'm ready Instagram. Mr Bobby Bones. Thanks
Speaker 1: again to Chi Twin for coming by this morning. Thanks
Speaker 1: for coming by yesterday morning. It's been kind of It's
Speaker 1: kind of crazy to see someone that you listen to
Speaker 1: and were like a big part of your childhood. All
Speaker 1: the country stars now they're just like people and they're
Speaker 1: cool people. But there's people like SI like part of
Speaker 1: our childhood, like part of our life, the grain of
Speaker 1: our life. So it's been it's been a really cool
Speaker 1: couple of days. I think we don't emit lunchboxes dirty, right, Okay?
Speaker 1: I think we all e meitt lunchboxes borderline A horder.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure. I think we all admit lunch
Speaker 1: box probably has bed bugs, right, yes, he said his
Speaker 1: wive's been getting bit in the middle of night. He's
Speaker 1: been getting bit in the middle of night. It could
Speaker 1: be flease like, you're not too good for please please?
Speaker 1: Are friends not about that? But so you go to
Speaker 1: home depot, you get a test. How much do they cost?
Speaker 1: It's like six bucks and it's a six dollar you're
Speaker 1: about to say sixty. All legitimate. This, it's legit. It's
Speaker 1: a very legit thing. And some lady heard me asking
Speaker 1: the guy for the test. So I'm walking to the checkout.
Speaker 1: Some random customer stops and talk to me about bed
Speaker 1: bugs for fifteen minutes because she had bed bugs and
Speaker 1: it takes six months to get rid of them, and
Speaker 1: this is what you need to do, and you gotta
Speaker 1: stay on top of it. And giving me all these tips.
Speaker 1: I'm like, lady, I don't want to hear about your
Speaker 1: bed bugs, and I don't want people knowing I got
Speaker 1: bed bugs, So can we keep this quiet? But she
Speaker 1: she was really nice, So keep you on the radio
Speaker 1: talking all of the time. So I go, I check out,
Speaker 1: I go home. Did drummers getting tired of it here
Speaker 1: and I put the kid in between the mattresses. And
Speaker 1: I woke up this morning and I brought let me
Speaker 1: bring Exhibit A into the studio. Why didn't you? Why
Speaker 1: are you limping? No? No, I just get up by
Speaker 1: I get a little stiff. I'm older. He has a
Speaker 1: ziplig bag and this hip like bags the piece of cardboard. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: you look at no bad bugs, No bed bugs. They
Speaker 1: would crawl in and they would get stuck in this,
Speaker 1: but there's no only they have to do it for
Speaker 1: one night. You don't have to shop because they be crawling.
Speaker 1: At the bunny, they'd be crawling. Look at that boom.
Speaker 1: No bed bugs, that right. I followed the instructions word
Speaker 1: for word on the trap. Look how many bugs you see? None?
Speaker 1: But sometimes they're microscopic. No, you would see them. They're
Speaker 1: big z zero bed bug free. Whoa what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I believe that that looks like what
Speaker 1: do you make cardboard coaster? Wait? The tape on it? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: well I'm glad. What's it smell like? What's it tastes like?
Speaker 1: It like? I'm not gonna lick it that's poison. Come on, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm smarter than that. Okay, So you don't have bad bucks.
Speaker 1: I don't have bad bugs. Would you like evidence a
Speaker 1: in of the court? No? But if you would have
Speaker 1: brought that in the head bed bugs on it? I
Speaker 1: thought to put it in the bag. They're like nats
Speaker 1: flying all around him right in here. I don't from
Speaker 1: Charlie Brown. Why is it like you're like pig pen
Speaker 1: over here? Now that we like you a lot, you're
Speaker 1: our friends. I don't understand what I did to get
Speaker 1: this bug the reputation. Look in your car, look in
Speaker 1: your house like dirty? You have a good heart? You have?
Speaker 1: Do you have a dirty mPire? And you don't shower?
Speaker 1: So don't wash your sheets for? How long do you
Speaker 1: watch bash in your car? Spiders towels? A few weeks? Now?
Speaker 1: I'm joining in. Let's go show man. Phones are full.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Kayley and North. But Rock Kay do
Speaker 1: you work for a pest control company? Yes? That is okay.
Speaker 1: So Lunchbox brings in the cardboard test he paid six
Speaker 1: dollars for and he says it's free of bed bugs.
Speaker 1: You hear this? What do you think I'm lasting to
Speaker 1: myself driving down the road. Okay, what are you gonna
Speaker 1: tell lunchbox? Well, it's just there's there's no way that
Speaker 1: could possibly tell you that there's bed bugs. Bed Bugs
Speaker 1: hide in the cracks by your baseboards, up in your curtains,
Speaker 1: in the seams of your mattresses. They can live up
Speaker 1: to eighteen months without a blood meal. So this little
Speaker 1: test underneath his mattress for one night, there is no
Speaker 1: way it's going to tell him that he's got bed
Speaker 1: bugs or not. So what does he need to do?
Speaker 1: He needs to call a pest control company. Uh, they'll
Speaker 1: come out. They'll put mattress in casements on his mattress
Speaker 1: and box springs that he needs to leave on there
Speaker 1: for at least a year. You know, you can put
Speaker 1: your mattress cover or whatever on top of it, your sheet,
Speaker 1: but it's got some poison in it that won't hurt you.
Speaker 1: There's a barrier there seems been dramatic a year. I
Speaker 1: can't even stay in a relationship that long. Anyone lets
Speaker 1: you commit to bed bug fighting. Well, like I said,
Speaker 1: they can live up to eighteen months without feeding on
Speaker 1: a blood meal. Yeah, it's a quicker way just to
Speaker 1: test it. Though, not to get rid of them. She's
Speaker 1: saying for a year, you keep it on there. That's
Speaker 1: not testing. That's the longest test. Like I took the
Speaker 1: a t too like four hours and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm out to test them. You need to call test
Speaker 1: trol company and have them come in and you know,
Speaker 1: take a look at everything doing inspection. Got it, because
Speaker 1: if you don't know what you're looking for, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna find him. Well, you just put a beat cardboard
Speaker 1: down with some tape on it. You don't think it's
Speaker 1: a good idea of six bucks? Absolutely not, Kaylee. I
Speaker 1: appreciate you, Bobby, thank you. I've been following you that
Speaker 1: you started kaazing you. We're awesome, So I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: A couple of things. First of all, you gotta call
Speaker 1: somebody I don't know. See who did that lady work for?
Speaker 1: She just said you think she's a lobbyist for pest control?
Speaker 1: She works for a pest control company. Of course they're
Speaker 1: going to call and say you need to call us
Speaker 1: and have us come out, and I need to make money,
Speaker 1: saying to call her place number, call anyone nationwide conspiracy.
Speaker 1: They all started texting each other. We got one over
Speaker 1: on the bibone show. Somebody calling immediately locked and loaded.
Speaker 1: All right, the whitey tidies saga to happen here on
Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, it was. The argument is that tidy
Speaker 1: whities and whitey tidies, right, yea? And what do we say? Yes?
Speaker 1: And that's right, he said, said and listener all of America.
Speaker 1: Basically there's a definitive answer, is there? Yeah? Andy, go ahead. Well,
Speaker 1: I would like to thank this super smart listener that
Speaker 1: sent me a note that said, the Andy's are the tidies.
Speaker 1: And you would never say underwear white. You would say
Speaker 1: white underwear. So it's whitey tidies. You don't say for
Speaker 1: a blue dress. You don't say dress blue, you say
Speaker 1: blue dress, whitey tidies. Who's English, proper English? I think
Speaker 1: you read the email wrong. No, because because the description
Speaker 1: of the tidy of the Whitey's are the tidies blue dress,
Speaker 1: tidy tides are the underwear color. First, that's English, proper English,
Speaker 1: is not they're white tight. I got that same email
Speaker 1: and I was like, dang that thanks dude. I even
Speaker 1: responded to him, they're basically it's white tights, white tidy. Yes,
Speaker 1: Oh gosh. I thought they were whites and they were
Speaker 1: tidies that I called tidys. Yes, we're smart. It goes on, No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. It's over. We won. End of the day.
Speaker 1: We speak proper English. We got an email. We won.
Speaker 1: By the way, lots of listeners are asking because Amy,
Speaker 1: I found a date. What about your trip to Haiti August?
Speaker 1: Let me put on my calendar please. I told Amy,
Speaker 1: if our kids are not here by August, I would
Speaker 1: go to Haiti because I've been scared to go. I've
Speaker 1: been scared to go. I'll be honest. Side, there's nothing.
Speaker 1: It's not a I just I'm scared to go. Government
Speaker 1: puts out warnings every two days, like don't go to Haiti.
Speaker 1: Um the eight and nine to the August. I can go.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah, I can go Haiti. Question mark, Okay,
Speaker 1: I got it in my calendar. If your kids aren't
Speaker 1: here by then I'm gonna go. I told you I would.
Speaker 1: You also made the side deal. Oh, we can celebrate
Speaker 1: my son's birthday help me turning seven. You can take
Speaker 1: him a gift in a cake. Perfect, I'll take them
Speaker 1: two cakes. Now, you said you would get a tattoo
Speaker 1: in my face on your body if I did this,
Speaker 1: and where what area of the body have you decided?
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about the bottom of my foot that's really sensitive. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know, numbing cream something. What about the heel
Speaker 1: of your foot, the heel the restaurants sensitive? He'll okay, fine,
Speaker 1: I could do the hell You're going to get a
Speaker 1: tattoo on my face on your heel if I go
Speaker 1: to Haiti some Yeah, I needed to repeat after me.
Speaker 1: We need to official record, repeat after me. I do
Speaker 1: solemnly swear, do solemnly swear that if Bobby goes to Haiti,
Speaker 1: that if Bobby goes to Haiti, I will get a
Speaker 1: tattoo of his face. I will get a tattoo of
Speaker 1: his face somewhere on my body, somewhere on my body,
Speaker 1: not a temporary tattoo, Not a temporary tattoo, because that
Speaker 1: would not be fun, because that would not be fun.
Speaker 1: And boys Bobby fun to hang around, and boys Bobby
Speaker 1: fun to hang around, and good looking and good looking
Speaker 1: the end. All right there, I will take out the court. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I can do August eighteen and nineteen. Looking at
Speaker 1: my schedule, why do I have on sep to her
Speaker 1: first on my calendar. All the only thing I've written
Speaker 1: is Bobby going cratzy. Oh that's a day. That's that's
Speaker 1: B Day, Okay, love on my calendar. Yeah. Because then no,
Speaker 1: here's what happen. There's a lot of crap happening in
Speaker 1: the world. Then there's a lot of stupid crap opening
Speaker 1: in country music and Anceptember one, if some things aren't fixed,
Speaker 1: it's B Day. I'm going on the air and I'm
Speaker 1: going off. I'm talking about there's a bus and I'm
Speaker 1: throwing artists, radio stations, satellite radio people, managers us, I'm
Speaker 1: throwing it all. Everybody's going to the bus. Oh, you
Speaker 1: don't even know. I'm keeping notes. I've been keeping an
Speaker 1: industry journal for the past year. And if if things
Speaker 1: aren't fixed by September one, boom, b Day happens. It's
Speaker 1: a big day. If things don't get fixed every block,
Speaker 1: it's can be like Bicky leaks, whoa yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah boy leaks. That makes sense, like a pink No, No,
Speaker 1: I didn't need Okay, Bobby, that's not good. No bread
Speaker 1: and mobile bread. Hey, Bobby, I got something from lunch spot,
Speaker 1: all right, go ahead, all right, So lunch bot is
Speaker 1: the biggest difference that I have found, because I've put
Speaker 1: that with both bed bugs and fleas. The biggest difference
Speaker 1: is bed boggs. You cannot feel them bite like. I
Speaker 1: went on vacation to this home and little rental house,
Speaker 1: and I woke up one morning with bites all over
Speaker 1: my feet. Cau was like, man that I didn't even
Speaker 1: wake up, but surely I would have. So I looked
Speaker 1: him up. And bed bugs spit actually numbs your skin,
Speaker 1: so you cannot feel them bite like while you're sleeping.
Speaker 1: And so with the with the fleas. The thing with
Speaker 1: those is I brought in a straight cat, kind of
Speaker 1: like a rescue deal and started letting it sleep on
Speaker 1: me into bed, and I started waking up having something
Speaker 1: bite meat, and I clearly thought they were definitely fleas.
Speaker 1: So I would highly suggest that you've got fleas in
Speaker 1: your house and not bed bugs. Whatever did you got
Speaker 1: to get it out to bring them in here? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: got it, alright, working on it, alright, alright, alright, Hey Brett,
Speaker 1: appreciate you buddy. Everybody trans America Shore have to go
Speaker 1: to the the dentist today and I have to go under
Speaker 1: so excid to tell yeah, now I know what that's like.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. You don't, well, not because it's
Speaker 1: the under because you wake up in your mouth is
Speaker 1: sore and I talked for a living. Yeah, so they
Speaker 1: have to take a tooth out, Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have to put in a replacement, and then I
Speaker 1: have to go back and get that replacement fixed because
Speaker 1: I have destended to the lab. So that's what I'm
Speaker 1: doing today. Is somebody driving me? Isbod you're driving? I
Speaker 1: mean I can't if you need to. Oh no, my
Speaker 1: dinnist is like minutes away. Because I like them so much,
Speaker 1: I won't go to a closer one. And I'm all
Speaker 1: about inconvenience, for like, I grow to shop at the
Speaker 1: gas station. That's how much I like convenience. But I
Speaker 1: just I like my dentists too much, and so anew
Speaker 1: I have to go. I was reading the story this
Speaker 1: morning about the key to getting through a dentnist appointment
Speaker 1: is pretending like you're in a lounge chair at the beach.
Speaker 1: How do you do that? That's literally what the headline says.
Speaker 1: When you're in the dentist share and they're doing their things.
Speaker 1: I knew study says, they're calling me down if you
Speaker 1: pretend you're lying on a lounge share on the beach.
Speaker 1: The researchers say that one day Dennis may be able
Speaker 1: to give be virtual reality goggles to picture yourself on
Speaker 1: a beach. That would be awesome, somebody. Yeah, I want to.
Speaker 1: I can't, though you have to you know, probably actually
Speaker 1: have the spray tab me while I'm out, So it's
Speaker 1: like I got a tan. Yes, So I've been thinking
Speaker 1: about me today three o'clock. I'll be in the chair
Speaker 1: kind of jealous. You're going to the beach stuck. Really
Speaker 1: something not as cool as that? What are you doing today?
Speaker 1: A three o'clock? Why you need to write? Because I
Speaker 1: can't drive back right snow, I'll get a rind uber
Speaker 1: Amy said, Which was a while because they were super
Speaker 1: famous and they weren't famous, and they came back in
Speaker 1: as old men and we're famous again. They were, well
Speaker 1: take it, so, yeah, they were. They were young in
Speaker 1: the sixties, sixties, you know, black and white, you know,
Speaker 1: doing surf songs, and they disappeared to through all like
Speaker 1: the eighties, like, and then they came back as old
Speaker 1: men and had that eighties. Yeah, from eighties hair band eighties,
Speaker 1: the eighties type of music because that was from the
Speaker 1: movie Cocktail. That's right. It was also in full house
Speaker 1: in the early nineties. That's right, as Jesse played the
Speaker 1: drums for them, and it still does. Actually John Samos
Speaker 1: has play the drums for them. Wow, this song, this
Speaker 1: was the jam back in the day. You want to
Speaker 1: know how to this song? When I go visit my
Speaker 1: cousins in Chicago, we used to play house to this song.
Speaker 1: We'd be down in the basement and my brother I'm
Speaker 1: sorry to like, and my brother and my cousin Pam
Speaker 1: would be the mom and dad, and then my sister,
Speaker 1: my cousin Vicky and me we'd be the kids and
Speaker 1: we'd be like, we'd sing this song. We're like, we're
Speaker 1: going to remuda And that was how we play a house.
Speaker 1: Ye I get it. I played house. It's a kid,
Speaker 1: but just hearing him talk about it, Yeah, we would
Speaker 1: playing this song over and over and over again, like
Speaker 1: this was our vacation song. We're going to take a
Speaker 1: family vacation with. How old are you like? Seven, eight
Speaker 1: years old? Nine years old? This this really must have
Speaker 1: been popular with the families because this is the first
Speaker 1: song that with my sister and my cousins. We performed
Speaker 1: live for the family when I got a microphone for Christmas.
Speaker 1: My dad he hates music and this is the only
Speaker 1: cassette he ever bought music. How do you hate me?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but he understand it. You don't like
Speaker 1: it at all, that's like hating. It means nothing to him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well he likes some music hits me in the you know,
Speaker 1: like this this song. Do you see the thing where
Speaker 1: you can take pills get a suntan? Yes, I did
Speaker 1: see that. How about how where do you get them?
Speaker 1: The drug? Where do we get them? Any wants to know?
Speaker 1: No safety, nothing's weird about it. Where do I get it?
Speaker 1: I know? I know that gives you a natural s
Speaker 1: Scientists have developed a drug that mimics sunlight to make
Speaker 1: the skin tan. No damaging UV radiation involved. The drug
Speaker 1: tricks the skin. See that right there, already it's already
Speaker 1: it's tricking. Okay, it's a drug tricks the skin into
Speaker 1: producing the brown form of the pigment melanin. Yeah, in
Speaker 1: tests and skin samples of mice. They do with mice
Speaker 1: and are okay, they're all good and so far good.
Speaker 1: They're all living at the beach. I love this. I
Speaker 1: seriously will take that if it's deemed safe. You don't
Speaker 1: have a microwave in your house. And she's so anti microwave.
Speaker 1: She pick its microwaves, she goes to the doors. We
Speaker 1: will not. It's all about balance, you know. Even you
Speaker 1: take some, you lose some. I just term as you
Speaker 1: win something something, you take some, you lose some. Get
Speaker 1: what you were saying, whatever, I just really would like
Speaker 1: to have more skin tone. That's more all of you
Speaker 1: are with color instead of this my pale, irish then skin.
Speaker 1: I was born with my family. I mean I get hands.
Speaker 1: I do too, But I mean, if you take this,
Speaker 1: I don't want to wake up. You don't want to
Speaker 1: trick your skin. I don't. I don't want to trick
Speaker 1: my body. Period you're doing when you take my doll,
Speaker 1: you're tricking your uterus hurt. I don't have a uterus.
Speaker 1: Um you still take my doll if any has it,
Speaker 1: I don't buy it. But all my dollar is is
Speaker 1: the same exact think goodbyes a man. It didn't put
Speaker 1: a name on it. For women, it's like a pain
Speaker 1: killer with added stuff for bloating and caffeine for cramp.
Speaker 1: It's just the same thing. They just put a name
Speaker 1: on it. Really take it. You would love it. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: All yeah. I mean he's all worried about his mailionais,
Speaker 1: but he wears a fanny pack. I mean, oh, do
Speaker 1: you see my new fanny pack, the leather one? You
Speaker 1: post a picture of it on my answer story? A
Speaker 1: little different thing. No, No, I'll put on Instagram right now.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I gotta save it, guys. I bought it.
Speaker 1: It's a luxury fanny because I have the one that
Speaker 1: I want to work today. It's a green one. It's
Speaker 1: cash cash look at me. But this morning, no story
Speaker 1: for you to post it on Instagram. I post it.
Speaker 1: So I took a picture of it and I posted it.
Speaker 1: And it's a luxury fanny pack. And it's red leather.
Speaker 1: That's the weirdness of it, because I was like, what
Speaker 1: kind of leather is that? So it's a red leather
Speaker 1: and leather. What's my favorite color? Red? Yeah? And what's
Speaker 1: luxury leather? What's my favorite luxury fanny color? Red leather? Yellow?
Speaker 1: I'll post it on It's Graham, Mr Bobby Bones. You
Speaker 1: can see my luxury Fannie Pack talking about if your
Speaker 1: man's high maintenance or not and what it is about them. Hey,
Speaker 1: Kristin and Columbia, how are you? I'm good? Are you?
Speaker 1: I'm really good? Thank you for calling? What do you
Speaker 1: have for us? All right? So my husband is extremely
Speaker 1: particular when it comes to his laundry in multiple passage.
Speaker 1: Uh gosh, I hope he's listening right now. Do you
Speaker 1: want us to call him? Oh? Yes, okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: I'll put you on hold and then we'll arrange this.
Speaker 1: Hold on a minute, Hey, Mike D Cristina on line one.
Speaker 1: Do you hear me? Cristina on line one? Her husband
Speaker 1: needs to hear what she's about to say, so she'll
Speaker 1: give you his number. We'll get them both on the phone.
Speaker 1: We can commerce calls, right yeah, I think so we
Speaker 1: have that technology. I'm telling you we don't have that technology.
Speaker 1: We have the oldest, worst equipment. Our phone, not just
Speaker 1: our board, our phone. It's probably from when this song
Speaker 1: came out. I haven't eat one of those a long time.
Speaker 1: Like if it rang, I don't know that I would
Speaker 1: know what to do. It's a handheld, yeah, with a chord,
Speaker 1: with the cord, the whole thing is weird. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: if a child saw that, they would be like, what
Speaker 1: is this thing? Like? We have a replacement worker in today,
Speaker 1: who's what her name is? We already have a Morgan,
Speaker 1: but we say Morgan number two. I think we should
Speaker 1: call her not I don't think we should call her
Speaker 1: replacement replace my player. So our replacement player, Morgan number
Speaker 1: two is doing digital for the next couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: Do you know what this is? What a phone? Yes? Yes?
Speaker 1: Have you ever used a phone like that? And you
Speaker 1: know how old are you? Ever use a phone like that?
Speaker 1: We have to pick it up with a chord on
Speaker 1: it and put it in your face? Yes, but I
Speaker 1: have that in my office and I don't use it
Speaker 1: because it's like an artifact. Only three Yes. Oh, the
Speaker 1: guys are giving a hard time for not knowing Cocomo's
Speaker 1: And then Eddie yelled at her. We're talking about Edie goes,
Speaker 1: you don't know Como and you guys know that she's
Speaker 1: When are you born? Then Eddie goes, but I know
Speaker 1: the Beatles. Anyway we have are my points of crappy equipment,
Speaker 1: and we may not be able to three way, we'll try.
Speaker 1: That's what I didn't want to call her replacement player
Speaker 1: right now? We are you offended by that Morgan replacement? No,
Speaker 1: but we got to decide one. It's either Morgan replacement.
Speaker 1: I haven't decided what your name is yet. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you like that. We're just surrounded. I mean, keeps us young.
Speaker 1: She's one years younger than you. Yeah. That so when
Speaker 1: I was thirteen, seventh grader, she's screaming out of that womb. Yep. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Her husband's Okay, wellfy like one minute and we'll match
Speaker 1: um up. Hey, do we know how to do three way? Now? No, No,
Speaker 1: that's a problem. I think I could probably push one
Speaker 1: down and then turn them both up. Oh, never mind,
Speaker 1: I'll leave it to you. Yeah, leave it. Leave it
Speaker 1: to the program, dude. I used to use three way
Speaker 1: like a champ whenever it's happened. It's fun. I get
Speaker 1: two beetle on the phone. I used to call like
Speaker 1: two pets place at the same time, and yeah, I
Speaker 1: used to do on the radio. I called two beats
Speaker 1: place at the same time and thro it real quick,
Speaker 1: and they talking to like, oh order, Hello, what do
Speaker 1: you want to order? No, I could call me, No,
Speaker 1: you called me, and I would laugh. Let's do that
Speaker 1: right now. You can't prank polls are illegal. Wait even
Speaker 1: or but ordering pizza is not illegal. You can't record
Speaker 1: it put on the air. What did we tell him?
Speaker 1: We all we went off the railroad track there. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I want to go to line one and Ben
Speaker 1: is online one. Hey Ben, it's Bobby Bones. Do you
Speaker 1: mind if I put you on the radio for one second?
Speaker 1: It's nothing bad? Okay. So Ben, your wife Kristen has
Speaker 1: called into our show and I don't know, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you're a listener at all, but she's a
Speaker 1: listener of the morning show. And do you listen to all? Ben? Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. I appreciate that. Um okay. So
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna try to do is see if there's
Speaker 1: a way to three way then Kristen, Ben, ye, Kristen,
Speaker 1: can you hear been talking? Okay? Now we're talking about
Speaker 1: high maintenance men, and so Ben, she called into the
Speaker 1: show and was talking and she was like, she was like,
Speaker 1: I sure want him to hear this. So we got
Speaker 1: you on the phone. And so now Kristen, the stage
Speaker 1: is yours. How is he high maintenance? He is high
Speaker 1: maintenance regarding his laundry high love. She will throw the
Speaker 1: biggest tantrum over the way his clothing is folded. And
Speaker 1: I just naturally fold closed a certain direction. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. It seems to be difficult, like
Speaker 1: right and with your left hand if you're right handed,
Speaker 1: but it's hard for me to pulld it in a
Speaker 1: different direction. He wants his shirt folded through the pocket
Speaker 1: or whether there would be the label, symbol or logo
Speaker 1: is up and showing. You know, if he has multiple
Speaker 1: shirts in the same color, he can tell which shirt
Speaker 1: it is based on the pocket. Dangonce, Ben, what's the problem? Right? No? No, no, listen.
Speaker 1: Logical logical here, Bobby. Think in the morning, you're getting dressed.
Speaker 1: All your clothes are stacked up in your drawer. You
Speaker 1: look at your shirts. You want to know what you're
Speaker 1: putting on before you put it on, right before you
Speaker 1: go unfolding everything? I get it. No, no, no, hey, bet,
Speaker 1: you do your own laundry. Don't you do everything? Okay?
Speaker 1: Who's doing most of laundry here, Kristen, you're been I
Speaker 1: do most of the laundry. He works a lot, and
Speaker 1: so I don't put laundry away that's on him. He's
Speaker 1: very particular by the way he wants to put away.
Speaker 1: I was, and what's up with this laundry fit? Like this?
Speaker 1: This whole thing, man, it's a one off thing. I
Speaker 1: was raised the way, right, don't you don't have in
Speaker 1: your pants? You know what you're putting on and you
Speaker 1: look good. So did your mom or grandma, your dad,
Speaker 1: who ever raised you, did they fold your laundry like that,
Speaker 1: And that's why you like it now. They folded it
Speaker 1: like that and four TOAs probably eight, I don't know, ten, eleven,
Speaker 1: and then I got told how to do it, and
Speaker 1: I did it that way for my whole lot. All right,
Speaker 1: Well he becauld be there like one of my first
Speaker 1: memories when we started dating or getting more serious, and
Speaker 1: and yeah, I was sleeping over at his house or whatnot,
Speaker 1: in his clothes in there and I would fold them.
Speaker 1: Was him telling me? Who told his stock Ben? How
Speaker 1: do you like your fox fox folder? Yeah? They just
Speaker 1: rolled together. I don't think I don't even care now
Speaker 1: about my sox. I'd probably care at one point, but
Speaker 1: not done that. He's a chill Kristen. Do you used
Speaker 1: to like his socks? Kristen? How do you used to
Speaker 1: like a sox have to oh my lord, bed center,
Speaker 1: and then you have to take the top of one
Speaker 1: sock and roll it completely over the other so that
Speaker 1: they all line up exactly the same size when they're folded. Ben,
Speaker 1: you're you're O C D. Right. I mean I recognize
Speaker 1: that because I'm the same way with a lot of things.
Speaker 1: Not clothes, but the lining up and the numbers and
Speaker 1: the colors. I do that, And I think Ben has
Speaker 1: a problem. And it's the only woman has lasted is
Speaker 1: this laundry folding? And I'm a good housekeeper, and I do.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying I hand him as closed
Speaker 1: a mess, but after how the sox get folded? Now
Speaker 1: you've been Ben, does she have anything that she's high
Speaker 1: maintenance about? You need to get off your chest, Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, after about her bathroom sink? Christ what he
Speaker 1: means by that that it might it might be even
Speaker 1: every single thing that I need to use on a
Speaker 1: daily basis is actually not put away anymore. It's blinding
Speaker 1: this thing. I want to see access to its counter
Speaker 1: when man love guys, you know that and wants to
Speaker 1: put that some away? Man, All right, Ben, have a
Speaker 1: great morning. Thank you for letting us talk to you. Kristin,
Speaker 1: have a great morning. Thank you for calling to this
Speaker 1: show man. You guys are awesome. By guys, can we
Speaker 1: call them back tomorrow? That's funny, man, we didn't get
Speaker 1: to the semit because we didn't need to. Let's go
Speaker 1: around the room and the most high maintenance thing about
Speaker 1: you guys, do your husband Kaylee and jess Ville Larkansas?
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm great? How are you? I'm really good?
Speaker 1: Thanks for calling. So tell me what's up your man?
Speaker 1: Your boyfriend, tell me what's time? Man? About him? They're
Speaker 1: gonna tell me. I've never told him as before. We're
Speaker 1: going to go there for six years. But he every
Speaker 1: time he sticks I'm talking like a stuffy nos like
Speaker 1: maybe like a small cough. He thinks he's dying, Like
Speaker 1: he stays home from work, and I'm like, listen, if
Speaker 1: you're if you're sticking up the day from work, you
Speaker 1: can go to the doctor and get the medicine. An
Speaker 1: he like refuses, He's like, no, I don't need any medicine.
Speaker 1: I'm like, but you're staying home from words like you're sick, right,
Speaker 1: So he wants you to baby him, yet he will
Speaker 1: not take care of himself, exactly typical for a man. Earlier,
Speaker 1: I was talking about this, we're talking about Mother's Day
Speaker 1: versus Father's Day, and it was most people will spend
Speaker 1: more money and more time thinking about Mother's Day, and
Speaker 1: it was men and women are different when it comes
Speaker 1: to what they need. Men were babies. We like to
Speaker 1: be babied if we got a sniffle. We need to
Speaker 1: be babied because we're weak where you guys are much
Speaker 1: stronger than what you need. But what you like our birthdays, holidays, anniversaries,
Speaker 1: on Time's Day, that's what you like. Definitely we're in need.
Speaker 1: We're the need sex or man. We Yeah, we're definitely
Speaker 1: more tough. And you acknowledgement pampering stuff like that affirmation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you you. By the way, So I just tweeted
Speaker 1: me Virginia Hinsley tweet. She called me when I said, hey,
Speaker 1: thanks for yelling over me. I appreciate that talking to you.
Speaker 1: She goes, bi bones, you are so rude in such
Speaker 1: a princess. Now, the princess part I could probably agree with,
Speaker 1: but you're not so rude. No, I don't think there
Speaker 1: was you weren't. I definitely talked over you. I can't
Speaker 1: remember what you were doing. No, I'm trying to go
Speaker 1: to commercial and you started yelling. And I shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: It's really part of my job. I shouldn't know, but
Speaker 1: I shouldn't do that for real. So tell her to
Speaker 1: shut up. All right, let's do the most high man
Speaker 1: is saying, your husband Amy, he'll probably kill me. I
Speaker 1: always like, I want to start like that. Go ahead, okay.
Speaker 1: So you know when you make a sandwich and it's
Speaker 1: either cut down the middle, like horizontally or diagonally, he
Speaker 1: has to have it cut horizontally, and I always grew
Speaker 1: up cutting it diagonal. And I learned this in our marriage.
Speaker 1: Like when I so, I for me, if we're making
Speaker 1: sandwiches or grilled cheeses or something like, I cut my
Speaker 1: diagonal and then but I have to do his special
Speaker 1: and cut it horizontal down the middle. Is it that
Speaker 1: special though? He would prefer it that way? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I get it. I mean I can eat a sandwich
Speaker 1: really either way, but I just grew up cutting diagonal.
Speaker 1: But I learned early on. Well it's not I learned, No,
Speaker 1: it's not a fight. He just know it's not a
Speaker 1: fight because I don't like now that I know, I
Speaker 1: don't intentionally cut a diagonal if I'm mad at you
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, and I would cut it off
Speaker 1: because he's a very he's like me time on time numbers.
Speaker 1: So it is of course, so that's why he wants
Speaker 1: up and we try. I try to make it even
Speaker 1: as POSSI both sides. He's not like O. C. D.
Speaker 1: But there's just something about now, well, then he's not
Speaker 1: when it comes to folding clothes. Okay, you don't throw
Speaker 1: him under the bus in this, but you're saying he's
Speaker 1: tricky me with the clothes folding, Amy, Your husband went
Speaker 1: to the Air Force Academy and was in the military
Speaker 1: and is is awesome at what he does. Yet he
Speaker 1: can't fold a T shirt. Come on, he's playing you.
Speaker 1: He's smart. I'm getting played played. What's the most high
Speaker 1: mainten this thing about you? Listen, I'm a charm to
Speaker 1: live with. I am so easy like, I'm not very
Speaker 1: diva like at all. The only thing is I have
Speaker 1: to sleep on the same side of the bed every night. Boom,
Speaker 1: I got my side. Don't come. I think you're really dirty.
Speaker 1: Let me, let me do you but you're really dirty,
Speaker 1: but you're thing. I don't consider that high maintenance. I
Speaker 1: consider that low maintenance because I just don't care. It's
Speaker 1: he has to take care of it. Yeah, I don't really,
Speaker 1: but but Ray and Eddie said they go over there
Speaker 1: and it's dirty. It's disgusting because you can't ye know
Speaker 1: what I mean, I don't know who's keeping they're not
Speaker 1: both not cleaning tries. But then I just I dominating overwhelm.
Speaker 1: There you go. I mean, I'm like lunchbos charm for sure.
Speaker 1: But there's one thing that really makes me upset, and
Speaker 1: if you do it, I will be really really mad.
Speaker 1: And that's eat my protein bar. I have one bar
Speaker 1: that I have every single there's five every Sunday. I
Speaker 1: go to the store about five bars Monday to Friday.
Speaker 1: And if you eat one of them, and I have
Speaker 1: to go to the store to get a whole new pack,
Speaker 1: and I'm really upset. I think thin bars don't touch them. Well,
Speaker 1: let me talk about me because I'm a child, but
Speaker 1: nobody lives with me. My dog does, right, So I
Speaker 1: guess that's not um. You know, it's tough because I'm
Speaker 1: all about time. And there's no being late, there's no
Speaker 1: even thinking about being on time. We got to get
Speaker 1: there early to everything noxious obnoxious. And if we're getting closed,
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, how are you close to get ready?
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, hey, how much you have? I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: what we think estimate? Let's estimate how long it's gonna
Speaker 1: take you to get ready. I think that that e
Speaker 1: t A Is on you walking down to the living room.
Speaker 1: It's pretty, it's awful, but I am I am. I
Speaker 1: think it's very disrespectful to be late. It is what
Speaker 1: gives you the most stress. Facebook, Instagram or Twitter? Facebook,
Speaker 1: why well, I avoid it because it gives me stress,
Speaker 1: like too much to catch up on people posting things,
Speaker 1: political stuff, just not I don't feel good going there.
Speaker 1: I do not go there really often. Instagram and Twitter
Speaker 1: I go every day. So that's how I can give
Speaker 1: you that answer with confidence. Twitter stresses me out the most,
Speaker 1: really because of like bad news or I'm on Twitter
Speaker 1: the most because I'm constantly trying to read news and
Speaker 1: the news isn't good a lot of times. And I
Speaker 1: don't even Facebook starts because I don't care. It's just evil.
Speaker 1: That's like, I don't like bad part town. I don't
Speaker 1: go to it, so I don't go over there. So
Speaker 1: the Twitter I'm on there a lot people just fighting
Speaker 1: all time about stuff. News organizations fight with each other,
Speaker 1: Reporters fight with each other. Just stresses me out. Quote
Speaker 1: we tweeting each other. Instagram is the biggest, though, because
Speaker 1: of fomo and body image issues, because again, people you
Speaker 1: just have to know, like, hey, this is probably filtered
Speaker 1: five times. They don't really look like that. Okay. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I post things to myself, I'm like, that doesn't even
Speaker 1: look like me, but okay, but it looks good. It's true.
Speaker 1: I wish that everyone just accepted in their head to
Speaker 1: Instagram is the best of the greatest hit it is.
Speaker 1: It's the greatest sins of the day. So very interesting
Speaker 1: in the way to look at it. Best stuff because
Speaker 1: Facebook is everything. I mean, I want to get a
Speaker 1: couple of coffee. Here's my kids last day of school picture.
Speaker 1: I mean, well I had another one today, first day,
Speaker 1: last day annoying great. I mean, phrasebook is the most
Speaker 1: stressful by far, this phrase books, phrase book whatever, just
Speaker 1: talking about it, sockerbird cleaning up over there and check
Speaker 1: it out. Phrasebook dot com talking about high maintenance men.
Speaker 1: Robin in North Flora, roc. How are you. I'm doing great?
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm really good? Thank you for calling.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Oh my gosh, Okay, so y'all are
Speaker 1: talking about high maintenance men. I'm gonna take everybody out
Speaker 1: this morning. I'm on top of one already. My husband
Speaker 1: is so high maintenance. Well, let me back up my
Speaker 1: first piece English. But here's the thing. He's got so
Speaker 1: many high maintenance things. But the one thing we have
Speaker 1: to do when we're out running around, shopping whatever. We
Speaker 1: have to get his coke from a Sonic. We can
Speaker 1: get be going through McDonald's and his drink has to
Speaker 1: come from Sonic. How's that one? So food from somewhere else,
Speaker 1: but the drink castody because I have gonna wonder. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's just the coke, no coke flavoring with the carbonation
Speaker 1: or whatever. The eyes the route forty four, it has
Speaker 1: to be perfect and before I drive off, he has
Speaker 1: to take a drink, check it out, and that through
Speaker 1: it's good enough. That's like ridiculously high made. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a good one day. Thank you very much. I appreciate
Speaker 1: you for calling day. We love your show. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. Yeah, that's a whole thing. Like he must
Speaker 1: go there, he must feel that cup the same soft
Speaker 1: foam way. We all know. We've been a sonic a
Speaker 1: million times. We the ice is fantastic, and the syrup
Speaker 1: is different in every machine, like each place makes the
Speaker 1: coke a little different. It's how much syrup you put in.
Speaker 1: It's a mixture. Interesting. I didn't know that. What do
Speaker 1: you think having they just poured cans into a box.
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't know that you could make it
Speaker 1: more syrupy or less surrupy, because I don't drink coke,
Speaker 1: so I don't know that. But I think I found
Speaker 1: my high maintenance thing. Oh, you finally found him. I
Speaker 1: finally found ahead. If we go to the grocery store,
Speaker 1: I make my wife take the shopping cart all the
Speaker 1: way back into the store and we're done unloading it.
Speaker 1: There is no leaving it in the bin. There's no
Speaker 1: don't do that because I'm driving, so I'll pick her up.
Speaker 1: But she can't leave it in one of those bins.
Speaker 1: She can't leave. She has to walk it all the
Speaker 1: way back into the store and put it back where
Speaker 1: she got Cary, Yes, and she gets so annoyed. That's it.
Speaker 1: If you don't go to that, I'm not driving you home.
Speaker 1: We we won't leave the parking lot. So she goes
Speaker 1: and put it in the store. You guys ever had
Speaker 1: a standoff. Yeah, I'm just gonna go put in the bin.
Speaker 1: I was like, we ain't leaving and we'll sit there
Speaker 1: and so wait, So she just went and put in
Speaker 1: the bin. No, she sis there and she's like, why
Speaker 1: is it such a big deal? And I said, because
Speaker 1: she goes, no, I'm gonna go And I said, if
Speaker 1: you do, we're not gonna leave, and she'll go put
Speaker 1: in the store. So she's never challenged you on it. Fully,
Speaker 1: not fully, she's never committed to putting it in the
Speaker 1: bin and then trying to get in the car. For
Speaker 1: my carboy life, I have to lock the door. You
Speaker 1: have locked her out of the car. I just have
Speaker 1: to get cars to lobby. You have to go out.
Speaker 1: It's a pain of the I doesn't it have to
Speaker 1: go your job there? Why was my only job? I
Speaker 1: don't even go inside the store. I just made up
Speaker 1: cars to hold right, so you wouldn't have a job.
Speaker 1: And people didn't put him in the bins, But why
Speaker 1: not make someone's life a little easier if you can.
Speaker 1: But do you show up to work and there are
Speaker 1: no cards in the bins? What do you really did
Speaker 1: you do if there was no cards? Said they have
Speaker 1: like you re stocking stuff? What did you do? Just
Speaker 1: kind of hung out with your people needed help loaded,
Speaker 1: Like if they have a heavy thing, we had to
Speaker 1: put it in their car. But there's always cars, let
Speaker 1: me tell you. And it's annoying. Or you take a
Speaker 1: break because you're out the heat for ten minutes. But
Speaker 1: the most annoying thing is when you're going up the
Speaker 1: hill and you're pulling twenty carts and someone stops in
Speaker 1: the middle hill. Can you take one more? Come on
Speaker 1: that you stopped me in the middle. I mean I
Speaker 1: thought that was helpful. No, suddenly he's going uphill in
Speaker 1: the snow on top of the hill. All right. Our
Speaker 1: listeners are so funny. They just sent me this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is from the Today Show. Party is slated to
Speaker 1: start at six thirty pm. What time do you live?
Speaker 1: Is it a designated start time? Be ten to fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes late or see thirty minutes late. Okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: here we go. First of all, they didn't give the
Speaker 1: real option early, which is my favorite option. But if
Speaker 1: the party starts at six thirty, do you get there
Speaker 1: at six thirty, fifteen minutes late or thirty minutes late? Okay, well,
Speaker 1: we'll be your answer. I haven't heard the all clip.
Speaker 1: If you've been invited to a party, you get there
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes late. Okay, that's easy. Fifteen minutes late. You
Speaker 1: don't want to be the first one there, but you
Speaker 1: don't want to be the last one to arrive either. Okay.
Speaker 1: I think the question is already wrong because I already
Speaker 1: gether six o'clock. Yes, if it's our six thirty, Bobby
Speaker 1: will be there at six, and then you need to
Speaker 1: help anything. I would have gotten there at seven. Uh
Speaker 1: so you did thirty minutes late for sure? Oh, it
Speaker 1: starts at six thirty. I get there at seven three
Speaker 1: minutes late, okay, minutes late. Have a dinner party, and
Speaker 1: its thirty even a little bit early. I was rushing around,
Speaker 1: did last minute things. So you never want to ride
Speaker 1: right on time. Okay, then set the time back thirty
Speaker 1: minutes fifty minutes the time that you say it's a
Speaker 1: time that people should get there, and they're really good
Speaker 1: people in your life. We get there early. What time
Speaker 1: you get to Amy's party? Well, it's the party was
Speaker 1: roughly the started. I hated him. Yeah, I got there
Speaker 1: at seven thirties and he sat there and just drank
Speaker 1: energy drinks. It so he was or it. Got there
Speaker 1: to lend a hand. If you would have asked me
Speaker 1: to lend a hand, you'd have had two helping ones
Speaker 1: that you didn't. No. I just just rushing around and
Speaker 1: then we never even ate till ninety five. You get there.
Speaker 1: I wasn't invited. It's fun. I finally got invited my
Speaker 1: first Amy party, finally invited. It lived up in the
Speaker 1: high Yeah, when the pony came out, I was just
Speaker 1: my goodness. Everybody transmitted America. It was about it. Ball
Speaker 1: Shore Bobby. Maybe he's got a pile of things over there.
Speaker 1: What do you have in the pile. Well, three drug
Speaker 1: smugglers were caught with meth and their underwear at the airport.
Speaker 1: Two of them arena already boarded the plane. The third
Speaker 1: one got busted in security with like the bags of
Speaker 1: meth taped to his thighs, and then they realized he
Speaker 1: had two other accomplices with them, and they made it
Speaker 1: through they pulled him off the plane, found bags hidden
Speaker 1: in the brawl and in their carry on luggage. I'd
Speaker 1: be so mad that dude who get caught. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: you got two on and then Jimmy gets caught. It
Speaker 1: was twenty seven thousand dollars worth of meth. Like, I
Speaker 1: don't any but still to get on and you're the
Speaker 1: one that causes your buddies. I'll go to jail. How
Speaker 1: about the fact that those people even made it the
Speaker 1: meth made it through. I'm so much making it through.
Speaker 1: We have no idea. You girlfriend once like the sound
Speaker 1: of that her job was. I don't like. I don't
Speaker 1: like the sound of that. Thank you you guys. I'm
Speaker 1: glad you caught onto it because I was trying. Um.
Speaker 1: That's girlfriend. And she would she worked in food, like
Speaker 1: food sales, and she had always use box cutters because
Speaker 1: she'd go into factories stuff and she had to cut.
Speaker 1: And she got to the airport like three box cutters
Speaker 1: and then she was and this was like shortly after
Speaker 1: eleven issues had it's like five year eleven, I mean
Speaker 1: way after nine eleven. And she got on the other
Speaker 1: side and she freaked out. She was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I have box cutters on the other side of the airport,
Speaker 1: and that security just keep going. She just thrown away
Speaker 1: and just was out. No, he was just leaving in
Speaker 1: your purse. Don't bring him out because some people and
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not getting on an airplane box cutters
Speaker 1: in my purse. Yeah. There, your mind, that's turned. You're
Speaker 1: drawing more, changing yourself. You're taking them out in the airport.
Speaker 1: Now I'm going away the purse. I mean, I'm just
Speaker 1: getting rid of them. I'm not getting on an airplane
Speaker 1: with box cutters. I don't know. Amy walked for the
Speaker 1: head of Switchblade, but I turned myself in. I was
Speaker 1: in line for security and I flagged down one of
Speaker 1: the T s A Agents and I said, but I
Speaker 1: was in lines, are trapped with people in front of
Speaker 1: me and behind me. And I was like, sir, I
Speaker 1: have a switch blade in my bag. Can I give
Speaker 1: it to you? He's like, no, is that You're going
Speaker 1: to need to go mail that to yourself or we
Speaker 1: can hold it for you. So I paid like five
Speaker 1: dollars and they put it in a locker for me
Speaker 1: at the airport, and when I flew back through, I
Speaker 1: got to pick it up your switch blades, which I
Speaker 1: don't think you've had since it was a gift. I know,
Speaker 1: but you don't think you've used it. I have it
Speaker 1: at home, I know right way as I use it
Speaker 1: sometimes for what reason? In case I need it when
Speaker 1: you're just switching blading around the house. Yeah, what's in
Speaker 1: the pile? Okay? If I say this, what do you
Speaker 1: think of what network? Fair? Imbalanced? I saw the Fox
Speaker 1: dropped it. Yeah. Fox News is known for always being
Speaker 1: like fair and balance the slogan, and now they're switching
Speaker 1: it to most watched, most trusted or something like that
Speaker 1: because it's not fair and balanced. Now, yeah, none of it.
Speaker 1: I don't think fair and balanced is this show? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We're fair invalid? Well we're really not. Okay. If I
Speaker 1: say this, I like this game now unfair and imbalanced?
Speaker 1: Something death our show? Go ahead? Okay? If I say this,
Speaker 1: what do you think of? No soup for you? Lunch
Speaker 1: box soupera screaming Sicilian pizza mommy, mommy, super mommy. Not tonight.
Speaker 1: I want you to be lived outside the box. Let's
Speaker 1: up pizza, screaming Sili pizza mommy. Listeners will message me
Speaker 1: and go I tried the lunchbox commercial pizza and it's good.
Speaker 1: It's good, good souper mommy. Okay, now, Jerry sign Pille, Yeah,
Speaker 1: no SUP for you. So Supman has filed for bankrupt
Speaker 1: super Nazi not sup Man. He's not a hero of SUP.
Speaker 1: He doesn't fly around protecting soups all over the cities.
Speaker 1: Is Nazi the PC? I'm super Man. I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to be balanced. Um. That was his name on the
Speaker 1: TV show. That's what they called him. He was super
Speaker 1: But now sometimes one time I said, that's where my
Speaker 1: friends I was being a stickler about was something and
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, Yoga Nazi or whatever because she's
Speaker 1: I don't know what I was. I'm just you giving
Speaker 1: it the term that that's actually his name on the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're just assigning someone. Yeah, that's not PC. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do that. So I changed it to super Man.
Speaker 1: But nobody knows a super Man. He doesn't worst comic. Whatever.
Speaker 1: What did you get? Well? I got the new Wolverine
Speaker 1: Edition sixty one, have Superman episode one Edition one. This
Speaker 1: this is kind of sucks, Peter, And the last thing
Speaker 1: from my pile that I want to talk about what
Speaker 1: is spaghetti man? That actually be kind of goalt man.
Speaker 1: His arms are like noodles. Go ahead. A small plane
Speaker 1: violated airspace while the President's plane was nearby, and it
Speaker 1: was taken down by two fighter jets. Not shown super
Speaker 1: Nazi A plane getting shot down was a handsome Ford. Shockingly,
Speaker 1: it wasn't and it's civil war. No no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: But the fighter jets escorted the plane down. It was
Speaker 1: like intercepted. But I mean, like, you know your airspace
Speaker 1: or was one thing you'd think they'd be like, heads up,
Speaker 1: air Force one in the area, don't fly over here,
Speaker 1: and you got about ten seconds before we shoot you down.
Speaker 1: Ye can be near the airplane? No, no, unless you're
Speaker 1: hands I'm sure it was an accident, total accident. But
Speaker 1: how scary would that be if like these two fighter
Speaker 1: jets pulled up next to you and they're like, yo,
Speaker 1: you down. You're probably thinking it not even for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, hey, waving like dumb that you're like,
Speaker 1: that's cool. Picture of your phone show. Thanks to Shania
Speaker 1: Twain for coming by day number two. You can hear
Speaker 1: that up on the podcast. Just go over to Bobby
Speaker 1: Bones dot com. Download from my tunes, I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: There's that. There's also a Bobby Cast. Jesse Alexander was
Speaker 1: over at the house last night and have a studio
Speaker 1: and we talked about her writing like Shelton Drink on It, Lee, Bryce,
Speaker 1: I Drive your Truck, the Climb from Miley Cyrus like
Speaker 1: she's really good. It's a I really like it. I
Speaker 1: really love talking to songwriters and so she's an awesome one.
Speaker 1: So search Bobby Cast. You're bored today anyway, It's been
Speaker 1: a good day. Good yeah, great, great, all right, there
Speaker 1: we have it. Results are in. It's been a good day.
Speaker 1: So you guys tomorrow dance party tomorrow for sure, and
Speaker 1: maybe some other surprises to get your