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Speaker 1: Text you will heal, then text you will do You

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Speaker 2: This is a good infomercial for this segment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you could do the safe thing and ask a

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Speaker 1: trusted friend or even chat GPT for advice. Sure, or

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Speaker 1: hear me out. You could take a giant risk and

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Speaker 1: seek help from a group of radio people with a

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Speaker 1: combined iQue of seven and see how that goes for you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Chapter seven, Who Reached.

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Speaker 1: We got a woman named Susan on the line who's

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Speaker 1: looking for some tender textual healing from us. Susan is

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Speaker 1: my mom's name, so I'm really hoping it's not her,

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Speaker 1: asking how do I get my son to respond? Talk

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Speaker 1: to Susan here, find out who this is.

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Speaker 4: Mom?

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Speaker 1: Is that you?

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Speaker 5: No, I'm not your mom.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I mean if it was your mom, she would

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Speaker 1: Susan, happy to have you on the phone and happy

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Speaker 1: to try and help you with your situation textual, So

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Speaker 1: tell us what's going on.

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Speaker 5: So I like went out on a few dates with

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Speaker 5: well okay, but after like the fourth date, I just

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Speaker 5: this isn't gonna work out, and I know one of

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, and that didn't come up in any of

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I mean I texted him right back. I

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Speaker 2: So then did you text all your exes in your

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Speaker 1: That doesn't come across crazy at all?

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Speaker 5: No, I just texted that guy again. I was like, hey,

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Speaker 5: like I don't know who you're even referring to.

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Speaker 2: It's interesting that you automatically think your exes said something bad. Well,

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Speaker 1: So have you said anything else? Have you figured out

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Speaker 5: I still haven't gotten a response from him. Oh nothing, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Did you do a deep dive into social media to

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just so in my head about it, Like

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Speaker 5: that totally makes sense. Not that you're saying that, but

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Speaker 5: I didn't even get that far. Been like ruminating.

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Speaker 1: He came right to us for help, which is the

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Speaker 2: So that makes great relationship choices.

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Speaker 1: Now you want us to text this guy who's suddenly

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Speaker 1: So what did we say?

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Speaker 6: All right?

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Speaker 3: I already got this as.

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Speaker 6: Ease got I mean, make up some wild story and

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Speaker 1: That's not true.

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Speaker 3: It was only fit that way. You break the eyes.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know about that.

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Speaker 1: You don't know about that. You can always threaten him

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Speaker 2: I've never dated anybody that I could get money out of.

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Speaker 1: Well just gets them to respond.

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Speaker 2: But I think you definitely have to take a humor

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Speaker 3: Are you going to take dog?

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Speaker 1: You just yeah, you just say I've got this thing

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Speaker 2: You know what, It's always good to leave that in

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I don't know how long this has been.

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Speaker 5: At least a week and a half A long time.

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Speaker 2: I think you come back and you say, like, Okay,

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Speaker 2: which one is it? Is it lactose Todd or big

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's a terrible idea, Brook, but I

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Speaker 2: To be more serious, Like you need a text like, Hey,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds kind of boring.

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Speaker 1: I mean, hear me out with the hostage thing. Okay, Susan,

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Speaker 2: Okay, watch it with a photo threat.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be that serious. But Susan, do

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Speaker 1: you have any hostage quality bait that we could throw

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to think, because, like said, we only went

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Speaker 5: I actually I have his snowboard. Whoa trunk?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, an entire snowboard in your trunk?

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Speaker 5: I mean like we were meeting up somewhere, we changed cars,

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is good.

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Speaker 2: All you have to write is like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I have your snowboard, tell me which X you're talking to,

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Speaker 2: and I'll drop it off my ex's house.

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Speaker 3: But you don't because then.

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Speaker 1: That would devastate a snowboard impensive.

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Speaker 2: No, I mean the thing is, then you find out

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Speaker 2: it makes it more fun. It doesn't make you crazy.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I'll give it a shot.

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Speaker 3: Wow, you have just tricked a whole room into making

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Speaker 1: That's well we can make it, you know, not sound

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Speaker 1: very threatening. You just say like, hey, I was cleaning

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just trying to fit in my garbage can.

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Speaker 1: How far does this thing ben?

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, Okay, let me type that up really quick.

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Speaker 2: Okay, not the ben part about dropping it off at

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Speaker 1: Okay, don't tell. Don't let anybody tell you what you

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Speaker 6: What if she's vague and says something like, hey, I'm

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Speaker 3: It looks pretty expensive.

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Speaker 1: Something like that. I don't know, Susan Warre have have

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Speaker 5: I did, just send the text real quick.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, it's okay. What does it say.

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Speaker 5: It was kind of like you were saying before, like

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Speaker 2: And uh, yeah, I can drop it off at my exes.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, much, that was the whole thing we

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Speaker 5: First, yeah, and then I like I mentioned like I

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Speaker 5: get it there there you.

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Speaker 1: Go create some urgency.

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Speaker 2: Then you're not going to find the Okay okay, I

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Speaker 2: All we need to know is do.

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Speaker 5: The ex Oh wait, okay, hold on. So he just responded, Okay,

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Speaker 5: he's like, WHOA, don't throw it away? Can I sling

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Speaker 1: Okay? So what I see now, now that we've gone

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Speaker 1: I'll leave it for you only if you tell me

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Speaker 2: They said you think they He'll give it to you

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Speaker 1: Okay, So have you written anything, Susan, Yes, I put I'll.

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Speaker 5: Leave the snowboard on my porch for you, but only

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's a good start.

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Speaker 3: Trade.

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Speaker 1: It's not necessary depends if he's over six if you

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Speaker 3: Is there a story or is it like I don't

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Speaker 2: Friend I've ever met in my life.

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Speaker 1: We've been trying to help her figure that out with

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Speaker 1: the tried and true hostage method.

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Speaker 2: We've tried this before, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: In my private life. I've tried it and it is true.

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Speaker 1: It works. Right now, she is holding this guy's snowboard

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Speaker 3: It really feels like we're handing him a brown envelope.

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Speaker 3: It's like a ransom exchange.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, we typed out like cutout magazine letters on it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it feels good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Right now all we've asked for is the ex's name,

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Speaker 2: because we don't even know that.

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Speaker 1: Right, We're going to start there, Susan has He responded,

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Speaker 1: He wrote back, why are you hesitant?

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Speaker 2: Why an't you happy to know?

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Speaker 5: Well? No, I mean it makes sense now, so like

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Speaker 5: I got the answer I needed and we're good. Good

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Speaker 5: for your help.

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Speaker 1: We want to know what he said, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Socause like you're aboarding the mission.

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Speaker 1: Now now we're invested in this, like we want to know.

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Speaker 2: Who was it?

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Speaker 3: So you did some stuff I can.

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Speaker 1: Tell Wait, you don't want to tell us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Did you do something bad? Or is it embarrassing?

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Speaker 3: That's a good question.

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Speaker 1: Bo, we've all been there.

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Speaker 2: In this room. It's fine.

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Speaker 1: How bad could it be?

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Speaker 5: Basically, a few years ago, I may have been a

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Speaker 5: we don't know. Well, I heard he was getting married,

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Speaker 2: That what did you do? Now I'm actually worried.

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Speaker 5: I may have pretended to be his fiance on the

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Speaker 5: it the day before.

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Speaker 6: Nod diabolic.

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Speaker 3: Deposit I saved.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, did he did he call you? Did

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Speaker 2: he show up at your house? I mean, like I

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Speaker 5: I mean, and you know, like I paid the cancelation

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Speaker 3: That's not a bad place.

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Speaker 2: Like after hearing that, it surprised me you weren't more

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you ruin one guy's wedding and suddenly you're

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I just I think I'm good, Like

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Speaker 5: I can just move on. So like thanks again, and

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Speaker 5: yeah bye, give that man his board back?

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Speaker 3: Please?

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Speaker 1: Well wait, don't say bye. We still have more segment

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Speaker 1: to do. Wait, Susan hello.

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Speaker 2: When she hung up, Oh yeah, wow, oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: I would not see her someone do something like this. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I can't believe she didn't think of this before we

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Speaker 1: Wait a second, we have all we have another caller.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, okay, uh, well, I guess we have another

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Speaker 1: in case. Okay, we have a backup caller for textual healing.

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Speaker 2: That's good, all right.

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Speaker 1: Uh well, we're kind of short on timeless, so we

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Speaker 3: You don't have a lot of time for them though.

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Speaker 1: Now, yeah, we can do a quick one. Hey, his

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Speaker 1: name is Mitch, So Mitch, welcome to the show. Hey,

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Speaker 1: hey guys, Hey, so here's the deal. We're very short

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Speaker 6: All right.

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Speaker 4: Well, basically, I'm pretty sure that a plumber stole money

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Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, for the local news wanted the person to

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be convenient? Brook? Obviously not. This is much

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Speaker 1: more important, Mitch. You want us to text a plumbing

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Speaker 1: company we were not.

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Speaker 3: Getting your money back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, as my dad always taught me, never trust plumbers.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh wow, No, it's not a company. It's he's

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Speaker 1: Because plumbing as a side hustle. Okay, why did he see?

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Speaker 2: How much did he steal?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 4: After he came over to fix my toilet and I

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Speaker 4: noticed that forty bucks was missing from my kitchen counter.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: Can you just chalk it up and just never invite

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Speaker 2: uncle plumber over again? Because I don't think you want

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Speaker 2: to destroy your family over forty dollars?

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Speaker 1: That might be or is it possible? Here's a question.

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Speaker 1: Did you pay him for the work that he did

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Speaker 1: on your toilet?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 1: No, okay, okay, Well do you think maybe he was

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Speaker 1: under the impression the money on the counter was for

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Speaker 2: That is the cheapest plumber that you'd ever have, the

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Speaker 2: family discount, I understand.

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Speaker 4: Oh maybe I don't know. He never He never charged

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Speaker 1: This is why we.

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Speaker 2: Shouldn't take.

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Speaker 3: Ransom. Would be good in this situation.

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Speaker 1: Let's ask him a question really quickly. Have you texted

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Speaker 1: your uncle and asked him that?

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Speaker 4: But I can't know you have them a phone phone?

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Speaker 2: How does he get work if you don't have a

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Speaker 2: phone's for God's sake, I feel like he's not giving

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Speaker 1: We supposed to text him now?

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Speaker 3: For textual healing is only like al and messenger.

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Speaker 4: Well, I do like sometimes my aunt relays the messages

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Speaker 4: to him. I was like hoping we could like text her.

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Speaker 1: Like no.

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Speaker 2: Work.

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Speaker 1: This was supposed to be rapid fire textual healing. This

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Speaker 1: sounds like it's gonna take forever.

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Speaker 4: I'm a fast typer. I got speedy thumbs.

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Speaker 1: Okay that I don't want to leave you hanging. The

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Speaker 1: quickest thing to do in this situation is just say, hey,

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Speaker 1: did uncle whatever get the forty dollars I left him

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Speaker 1: on the counter. Just pretend like you did it on

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Speaker 4: Oh, and then if he confirms and you know it

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Speaker 4: was all right, all right, let me let me type

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Speaker 4: that in yeah, I mean his his aunt would confirm it,

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Speaker 4: but yeah, but she would know.

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Speaker 1: Maybe she would know. I don't know he took it.

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Speaker 1: Let's just try and fix it.

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Speaker 2: Just chalk it up to like, thank you. I was

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Speaker 2: just a thank you for the forty dollars, plumber John.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't have a phone, Brook, tell.

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Speaker 2: Uncle plumber, thank.

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Speaker 3: You, uncle plumber.

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Speaker 1: We're just trying to help and Mitch, did you get anything,

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Speaker 1: did you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Okay, oh yeah, I just came in. It says probably

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Speaker 4: he just bought a new video game. So he got

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Speaker 1: All right, we're called that case closed. He took the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he does deserve a new video game.

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Speaker 1: That was another riveting edition of Textual Healing too.

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Speaker 2: We never knew that we would end with plumbers.

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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.