WEBVTT - Baseball Thief

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<v Speaker 1>It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello. Hi, my name is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from

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<v Speaker 2>I was looking for Samantha. I'm calling in regards to

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<v Speaker 2>a baseball game that she attended at our baseball park

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<v Speaker 2>this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yes, this is.

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<v Speaker 2>She, Samantha. How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm fine. How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not too great actually calling you because you're a

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<v Speaker 2>season ticket holder.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I am with my family. I mean, it's everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, I wish I could say it was Samantha.

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<v Speaker 2>We do like to think of our season ticket holders

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<v Speaker 2>as family and feel like they would also treat the

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<v Speaker 2>ballpark and the players and the team with respect. But

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<v Speaker 2>I guess we can't get that every time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, what are you referring to.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm referring to the theft that happened this weekend, assessed. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I think you know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let me just take your memory for a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a job. Then, are you ready to go

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<v Speaker 2>for a little bit of a job. Yeah, you're a

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<v Speaker 2>memory running shoes on. You were at the game on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a ball that came in your general direction.

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<v Speaker 2>You plucked it out of the air and you caught

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<v Speaker 2>the ball.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I actually caught the ball.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy, Yeah, so crazy. What'd you do with the ball?

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<v Speaker 1>I gave it to my kids.

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<v Speaker 2>You took it off the property and you took it

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<v Speaker 2>somewhere and you stole it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait what m hm?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, you're saying that me taking the ball that I

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<v Speaker 1>caught in my ball territory. Even you're saying that that

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<v Speaker 1>is me stealing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, well, let me just ask you a clarifying question, Samantha,

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<v Speaker 2>This might help you. When you entered the ballpark to

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<v Speaker 2>take your seats and watch the baseball game, did you

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<v Speaker 2>have a baseball with you? No, were you carrying the

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<v Speaker 2>ball with you and your bag or somehow in your hand?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you have a ball with the okay? And when

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<v Speaker 2>you left, did you leave with the ball with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there was no like official personnel or anybody that

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<v Speaker 1>came over to get it to it, like comes say,

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<v Speaker 1>we need the.

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<v Speaker 2>Ball, all right, Well, unfortunately, Samantha, if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>keep your season tickets, and let's not get the authorities involved,

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to have to get it back from your

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<v Speaker 2>kid and bring it back to me.

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<v Speaker 1>So you expect me to go to my kids and say, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually need the ball back. Yeah, yes, I do

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<v Speaker 1>give it back to them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think you know you could have the conversation

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<v Speaker 2>be good for open dialogue. Say I'm sorry, mommy is

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<v Speaker 2>a thief in mommy's soul and it's bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you know what you this is absolutely ridiculous. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not giving you the ball back.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, Well then you've given me no other option.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry. Your season tickets are going to be

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<v Speaker 2>revoked and we'll be having the authorities visit your house

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<v Speaker 2>to get the ball back.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of team is it like? I don't I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to have you come to my house and

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<v Speaker 1>you don't need to take my ticket away. If this

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<v Speaker 1>is really that important, i'll give you the ball back.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just don't understand. I've never heard of such

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<v Speaker 1>a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, great, says the ball back. Wonderful. Thank you so

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<v Speaker 2>much for being reasonable. So, yes, I can meet you

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<v Speaker 2>in a grocery store parking lot. We can coordinate which

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<v Speaker 2>one you can give me the ball back.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do when I meet you at a grocery store

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<v Speaker 1>parking lot are you some sort of clint If you

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<v Speaker 1>want the ball back, like I can bring it to

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<v Speaker 1>the stadium.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, transparency, it's from my personal collection and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want my bosses here to find out.

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<v Speaker 1>Well use me. Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what. I don't know who you are, if

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<v Speaker 3>you even work for this company, but I will be

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<v Speaker 3>calling them. I will be reporting you, and this is

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<v Speaker 3>the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. I will

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<v Speaker 3>be calling the team. You will not have a job

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<v Speaker 3>after this, as far as I'm concerned. You won't even

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<v Speaker 3>be able to step foot in the baseball stadium after this.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the most ridiculous thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is not how you treat a season ticket holder.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your name again?

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Pete.

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<v Speaker 1>Eakins, Pete Egans.

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<v Speaker 2>Pete Eakins, Yes, Petekins, like Peter Akins, Betikins.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay. Is this some kind of a joke, Like

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<v Speaker 1>your name is actually like Peedykins.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a joke. This is actually Jubil from the

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<v Speaker 2>Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.

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<v Speaker 2>Bryce set you up. It's a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? I guess I am, He said, that you were

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<v Speaker 2>at a ballpark recently and caught a foul ball and

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<v Speaker 2>want to mess with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh my god. I swear I am

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<v Speaker 1>going to murder him. I'm imagining, like me, having to

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<v Speaker 1>go to my kid.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't even understand the keep, how excited they are

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<v Speaker 3>about this ball.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking I have to go to them and like

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<v Speaker 1>crush their dream.

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<v Speaker 3>How dare he put me off to did he knows?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so gullible, wake up every morning with jubile phone

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<v Speaker 3>pranks