Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello. Hi, my name is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from
Speaker 2: I was looking for Samantha. I'm calling in regards to
Speaker 2: a baseball game that she attended at our baseball park
Speaker 2: this weekend.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, this is.
Speaker 2: She, Samantha. How are you?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm fine. How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm not too great actually calling you because you're a
Speaker 2: season ticket holder.
Speaker 1: Yes, I am with my family. I mean, it's everything.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I wish I could say it was Samantha.
Speaker 2: We do like to think of our season ticket holders
Speaker 2: as family and feel like they would also treat the
Speaker 2: ballpark and the players and the team with respect. But
Speaker 2: I guess we can't get that every time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, what are you referring to.
Speaker 2: I'm referring to the theft that happened this weekend, assessed. Yes,
Speaker 2: I think you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I don't know what.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me just take your memory for a little
Speaker 2: bit of a job. Then, are you ready to go
Speaker 2: for a little bit of a job. Yeah, you're a
Speaker 2: memory running shoes on. You were at the game on Saturday.
Speaker 2: There was a ball that came in your general direction.
Speaker 2: You plucked it out of the air and you caught
Speaker 2: the ball.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I actually caught the ball.
Speaker 2: Crazy, Yeah, so crazy. What'd you do with the ball?
Speaker 1: I gave it to my kids.
Speaker 2: You took it off the property and you took it
Speaker 2: somewhere and you stole it.
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Wait what m hm?
Speaker 1: Yep, you're saying that me taking the ball that I
Speaker 1: caught in my ball territory. Even you're saying that that
Speaker 1: is me stealing.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, well, let me just ask you a clarifying question, Samantha,
Speaker 2: This might help you. When you entered the ballpark to
Speaker 2: take your seats and watch the baseball game, did you
Speaker 2: have a baseball with you? No, were you carrying the
Speaker 2: ball with you and your bag or somehow in your hand?
Speaker 2: Did you have a ball with the okay? And when
Speaker 2: you left, did you leave with the ball with you?
Speaker 1: Well, there was no like official personnel or anybody that
Speaker 1: came over to get it to it, like comes say,
Speaker 1: we need the.
Speaker 2: Ball, all right, Well, unfortunately, Samantha, if you want to
Speaker 2: keep your season tickets, and let's not get the authorities involved,
Speaker 2: you're going to have to get it back from your
Speaker 2: kid and bring it back to me.
Speaker 1: So you expect me to go to my kids and say, oh,
Speaker 1: I actually need the ball back. Yeah, yes, I do
Speaker 1: give it back to them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you know you could have the conversation
Speaker 2: be good for open dialogue. Say I'm sorry, mommy is
Speaker 2: a thief in mommy's soul and it's bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what you this is absolutely ridiculous. I'm
Speaker 1: not giving you the ball back.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Well then you've given me no other option.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. Your season tickets are going to be
Speaker 2: revoked and we'll be having the authorities visit your house
Speaker 2: to get the ball back.
Speaker 1: What kind of team is it like? I don't I'm
Speaker 1: not going to have you come to my house and
Speaker 1: you don't need to take my ticket away. If this
Speaker 1: is really that important, i'll give you the ball back.
Speaker 1: But I just don't understand. I've never heard of such
Speaker 1: a thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, says the ball back. Wonderful. Thank you so
Speaker 2: much for being reasonable. So, yes, I can meet you
Speaker 2: in a grocery store parking lot. We can coordinate which
Speaker 2: one you can give me the ball back.
Speaker 1: Why do when I meet you at a grocery store
Speaker 1: parking lot are you some sort of clint If you
Speaker 1: want the ball back, like I can bring it to
Speaker 1: the stadium.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, transparency, it's from my personal collection and I
Speaker 2: don't want my bosses here to find out.
Speaker 1: Well use me. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: You know what. I don't know who you are, if
Speaker 3: you even work for this company, but I will be
Speaker 3: calling them. I will be reporting you, and this is
Speaker 3: the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. I will
Speaker 3: be calling the team. You will not have a job
Speaker 3: after this, as far as I'm concerned. You won't even
Speaker 3: be able to step foot in the baseball stadium after this.
Speaker 3: This is the most ridiculous thing.
Speaker 1: And this is not how you treat a season ticket holder.
Speaker 1: What's your name again?
Speaker 2: My name is Pete.
Speaker 1: Eakins, Pete Egans.
Speaker 2: Pete Eakins, Yes, Petekins, like Peter Akins, Betikins.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay. Is this some kind of a joke, Like
Speaker 1: your name is actually like Peedykins.
Speaker 2: It is a joke. This is actually Jubil from the
Speaker 2: Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.
Speaker 2: Bryce set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Yes? I guess I am, He said, that you were
Speaker 2: at a ballpark recently and caught a foul ball and
Speaker 2: want to mess with you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. I swear I am
Speaker 1: going to murder him. I'm imagining, like me, having to
Speaker 1: go to my kid.
Speaker 3: You don't even understand the keep, how excited they are
Speaker 3: about this ball.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking I have to go to them and like
Speaker 1: crush their dream.
Speaker 3: How dare he put me off to did he knows?
Speaker 3: I'm so gullible, wake up every morning with jubile phone
Speaker 3: pranks