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Speaker 1: this COVID nineteen addition on your host Kevin Pollock. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's Kevin po Am I excited as helpful return of

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Speaker 1: a certain someone. Yes, yes, the hell I am, but

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Speaker 1: I digrats let's meet Chamis. Shall we no particular order?

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Speaker 1: Please help me welcome back? They much loved him, Miss

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Speaker 1: Vanessa Ragling. Yes, uh what alcamist did you miss the most?

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Speaker 1: And one? Oh, I can't here's a real question, anything

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Speaker 1: at all you want to share from your entering six

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Speaker 1: months now of COVID luck any one or two months?

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Speaker 1: Say nothing worth? Sharon's sister, it's been up. We did

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Speaker 1: take a safe as possible road trip across the damn

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Speaker 1: country and that was you know. We were listening to

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Speaker 1: podcasts about history and learning a lot of very unsettling

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Speaker 1: things and seeing the true beauty of the country. And

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Speaker 1: it was a real strange mixed mash of feelings of

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Speaker 1: a lot of sness and like, oh, this is a

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Speaker 1: beautiful place. There's so much worth, all the good things,

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Speaker 1: and it's such a difficult time. So I recommend gloving

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Speaker 1: up and taking a gloving up. Gloving up everybody thank

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Speaker 1: you for that, Thank you for sharing. Uh and and

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Speaker 1: please welcome back now. Say hello to Chris Alvarado former

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Speaker 1: Mr Pop. You think you could teach me to pop? Really,

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Speaker 1: because when the guys who taught me how to do it,

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Speaker 1: they put me up against the wall. This is true

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Speaker 1: in a garage and just had me do this very well.

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Speaker 1: Are people can't see it, but it's this very basic

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Speaker 1: move up against the wall over and over and that

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Speaker 1: trains the muscles to pop like this, you know. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do know what you mean, and I appreciate it,

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Speaker 1: and I need you to come over immediately, all right.

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Speaker 1: Say hello to Mr Craig Gatkowski cacao. What is mid

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Speaker 1: August like where you are? Well? I, since we last talked,

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Speaker 1: I've relocated to a state and underclosed state just north

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Speaker 1: it's uh, it's human. But Los Angeles is in the

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Speaker 1: triple digits right now. Yeah, and uh, and there's also

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Speaker 1: wildfires going and there's I don't know, you gotta yell

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Speaker 1: at Los Angeles. Uh? Also, why is your local state

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Speaker 1: location undisclosed? I don't know. I'm in more fun. I'm

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Speaker 1: in Virginia. Good luck finding me. Yeah, it's that way.

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Speaker 1: If it's undisclosed, you're right. Hey there's James Heeny, Hinky

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Speaker 1: Jinkie Heen. What would you like on your hot dog mustard? Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: And no catch up. But I want to warn anybody

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Speaker 1: that heard Chris talk about popping in locking. If you

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Speaker 1: don't have someone to train, you don't do it. I

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Speaker 1: and locking. Uh. If you do it like it's like

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Speaker 1: you're connects. You can't see me, but I'm popping and locking,

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Speaker 1: and I might have whiplash already. I don't think you're

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Speaker 1: completely on. Is your fifties a good time to first

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Speaker 1: get into it? Do you think? Yeah? Yeah, almost as

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Speaker 1: good as your safeties? And last, but to kiss my

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Speaker 1: grits if you think him least, it's Joey Greer too

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Speaker 1: freak to speak. Do you ever did you ever live

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Speaker 1: in an apartment or house you believed was haunted? Yes? Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna a little bit more than that,

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Speaker 1: I think. All right, So this is this is true.

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Speaker 1: So in California, Southern California is an area called ply

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Speaker 1: A Vista and this is a new housing development that

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Speaker 1: the Beautiful Alchemist. I've been a listener since day one.

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Speaker 1: How could I not love a podcast hosted by Kevin Pollick,

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Speaker 1: an actor I've heard of since high schools. That's the

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Speaker 1: best fucking moniker I could imagine. Uh, an actor I've

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Speaker 1: heard of? Anyways, you guys bring some cheer to my

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Speaker 1: scene suggestion, shitty time travelers. Also, I requested at least

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Speaker 1: one long distance Joey Greer, Yelle regards Danny from Saskatchewan, Canada.

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Speaker 1: Mind you care for the crystals themselves are delicate? Shout up,

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Speaker 1: shut up some sockets? Man? Are you gonna run this?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? I thought you were the travelers I

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Speaker 1: was looking for. This is a home depot. Why would

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Speaker 1: we come here at the time? Wait? Wait, wait, hold on, Ted?

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Speaker 1: What you were looking for? Nothing? Nothing? I'm no know

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Speaker 1: what the fund? Did you know? My son's right? You

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Speaker 1: said time travelers. Look, look, just just put me down

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Speaker 1: and I'll tell you. Okay, put me down, please, putting

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Speaker 1: you down and putting you down? Now. Look, I have

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Speaker 1: in my possession two time crystals. Last week? Huh we

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Speaker 1: want to go back to last week? Wait? Wait, wait

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Speaker 1: wait you can well hold on, Bobby. Remember we had

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Speaker 1: that HOGI you love that sandwich. I was still with

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Speaker 1: your mother last week? Yeah, last week? Who is that

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Speaker 1: third person? Is that third person with you? Ye? My

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Speaker 1: brother is my dad? Oh? Hello? Hello? Ye? Last week?

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Speaker 1: Last week? You have to prop the crystals together? Excuse me.

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Speaker 1: I'll have the turkey, salami and pickles, okay, and what

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Speaker 1: kind of bread? Your joys? That's literally it's not over there.

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Speaker 1: It's your choice, though I'm not supposed to Okay, white bread,

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Speaker 1: white bread, Okay, Christian, for a second, I'm in the

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Speaker 1: middle of a chose customers, I suggested I didn't. He

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Speaker 1: This is the part where someone someone pulls out a gun,

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Speaker 1: right yeah, yeah, yeah, but we can't things like you

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Speaker 1: yours already. Uh, they're ordering right now, We already are

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Speaker 1: it smells smells like somebody took a dump in their pants. Uh.

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Speaker 1: How is work today, baby? Did you bring home some

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Speaker 1: lots off. What's the matter? What happened? Hey, we're back, man, Yes?

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Speaker 1: Can we get them sockets? There? We went back in

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Speaker 1: time till last week? Sure, he can we get those

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Speaker 1: exactly the same gun got pulled. It was previous, My

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Speaker 1: should be in this aisle, but it's not. Now, wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, it's too waiting for your hogies. Look exactly

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Speaker 1: waiting for their hogies. That's us. That's us, that's us twins.

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Speaker 1: That's both of our twins. We both have a twin.

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Speaker 1: So what's your name? What's your name? My name is Aquifer. Aquifer. Uh,

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Speaker 1: But my boss he's gonna through some crazy, crazy shit

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Speaker 1: Can I go in? Can you can you please? Good luck?

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Speaker 1: Good luck? You know what? Tray? You know what tray?

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Speaker 1: I got an idea? How about you just manned the

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Speaker 1: can change. I misspoke, I really misspoke. Okay, it's always

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Speaker 1: rigged um. The buzz should be working. Check the Okay,

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Speaker 1: I signed in, sign out, I'm out, Jerry, buzz man,

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Speaker 1: Do you want to sign for this place? Yeah? Sorry

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. All right, buzz me out? Sure

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Speaker 1: You just give me. What are you? I'm a janitor? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What what do we do? Well? I don't know. Maybe

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Speaker 1: That's a robe. It's a long robe. Crystals. Well, all

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Speaker 1: of your stuff is packed and I don't want to

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Speaker 1: just let me in, just tell me in. Okay, your

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Speaker 1: Can you? Can you at least buzz the stuff out. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll just buzz it out and then that way you

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Speaker 1: What you have to pull your pushing? Okay, buzz and

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Speaker 1: to pull. This is I'm talking. It's not working. This

418
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:24,919
Speaker 1: whole thing is not working. Buzz. Excuse me. I'm sucking

419
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 1: your girlfriend. Look my friends here. So maybe you can

420
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 1: just leave because I gotta buzz him in. Like I say,

421
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 1: is somebody fucking you? Let's just say he knows how

422
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: to push my button? Do you know what I mean?

423
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: I set you up for that one, didn't I Yeah,

424
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:48,159
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Just buzz my stuff out and okay,

425
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: when I buzz him in, I will buzz your stuff out. Okay,

426
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: it'll be simultaneous. If you can handle that great. Okay, Hey, baby,

427
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 1: he's I mean he was this a made up guy?

428
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: Is this a made up guy? No? No, no, he's

429
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:09,199
Speaker 1: he's like I've just heard him. He's coming. See that's him.

430
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: He's so polite. Listen, he doesn't sound like he's getting

431
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:21,719
Speaker 1: any closer. That's his thing, that's his thing. Is that?

432
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 1: Is that a personality? I mean that's a catch phrase.

433
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:29,120
Speaker 1: It best, that's not He's not a character. I'm I'm

434
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 1: a real, three dimensional man with alive Look. Look, here's

435
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: what I know about him. He's always coming, if you

436
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Okay, I set you up for

437
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 1: that one. I'm feeling good tonight. All right, just buzz

438
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: me in, Just buzz me. I'm not buzzing you in.

439
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: I made that clear. I will buzz your stuff out,

440
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: no promise soon as he comes. Ben, all right, I

441
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: don't want to be here when he comes. Hi. Sorry. Yeah,

442
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: do you know that this is not think steps from

443
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: bihab to rush this down mill there. I'll try to

444
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: tell people stuff. Hello, Hello, wait a minute, there's somebody

445
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: who looks just like you across the street. Oh that's us.

446
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: Are you from an alternate timeline? I think that's yesterday.

447
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: I mean that it's been over there and I don't know.

448
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: She was rubbing the city rocks together. She told me

449
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: that a lady a man in a ladies road, you

450
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: gotta push. I just sorry, I just missed it. I

451
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: got distracted and I missed. Here he comes. You get

452
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: from me, you bit, you get a wife from mape Bit. Okay,

453
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: thank you to all the franchise e owners. If I

454
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: hub coming in today, this is a big, big meeting.

455
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: Of course, we've already unveiled a new name, but we

456
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: also want to unveil a We have a question already. Yes,

457
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: please go for it. Please say your name and would

458
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: franchise you are running? Please Adelaide Aqueduct. I run the

459
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 1: franchise in Tucson, Arizona. And I I think, yeah, I

460
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: love I love pushing breakfast. Um, it's never too late

461
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: for breakfast. My my question was more. I didn't think

462
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: I was going to have to introduce myself. I just

463
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: had a really quick question, would I do I love

464
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: I I love selling breakfast. I love I love watching

465
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: people eat eat bacon and eggs, And uh, I know

466
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: what this is great? Why don't you come up here

467
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: for a second. Oh my god, it was a small thing.

468
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: I thought that I would be over a minute ago, Adelaide.

469
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: This is something we love to do here, and I

470
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: have this something new that weren't veiling. We want to

471
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: see your hidden talent, So why don't we give you

472
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, listen to thirty minutes, maybe an hour

473
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: and a half, and you just give us. I don't

474
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: know what your secret talent, Go for it. I can

475
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: period on demand. Let's see. I don't want to. I

476
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 1: don't like it. It's a secret until now, and I panic.

477
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: So I told, let's get the let's get the chicken

478
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 1: skillet underneath her, and let's uh, I'm not the one,

479
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: the one that we used to cook in or the

480
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: one that we played. Great take thirty minutes to an

481
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: hour of this. All I have to do is is

482
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: think of um, the act of my us slopping, and

483
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: I can get a layer off and uh, I'll take

484
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: another scotch. My god, what a crazy fucking seminarmright, Yeah,

485
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 1: I hate these things. Just come in there. I just honestly,

486
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: I come for the open bar. I don't come for

487
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: this like crazy talent show. Whatever the heldre that's hilarious. Yeah,

488
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: it would be nice if we just got ate to

489
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: the bar, listen to another one of these seminars. Jesus enough,

490
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 1: a gentleman. I don't mean to interrupt here, but Adelaide,

491
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: that Adelaide's walking in. Oh she's a real pistol. Huh.

492
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: Period on the demand is crazy. Let's forget her a drink.

493
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 1: I was gonna meet the guy who could shoot himself

494
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: on command, because it really, that's more impressive to you

495
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: than period onto me. I mean, don't judge him, and

496
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 1: I hate to break up the boys club, but I

497
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: need a fucking drink. Were great? Stop I did. I'm embarrassed.

498
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do that. I feel like I

499
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: just had my period all day because I did, and

500
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: I'm exhausted and I need a drink. Well that was

501
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: a discussion I was having, Like you just timed it out.

502
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: You just happened to be had your friend in town

503
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: and thought you'd make a real spin of it. But

504
00:32:56,280 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 1: you weren't serious. All right. But oh yeah, I've been

505
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: able to do this since I was I guess fourteen. Uh,

506
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: I had finished one of my cycles. This was early

507
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: on in my cycle, so I had finished one of

508
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: my cycles. I removed through pardon me luo phases. Yeah, okay,

509
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: uh and uh. I finished it three days ago, totally done,

510
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: you know. And then I mean, I'm in health class

511
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: and we're reading about what a period is, and I

512
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: started I look at the diet it was. It was

513
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 1: a how Mifflin. It was a Howton Mifflin science book.

514
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: And the illustration of the uterus you're seeing at the

515
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: bar with me what there was? There was a texture

516
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 1: there that had too much I'm with you, what do

517
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: you mean off forget get the previous If you're not

518
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: Adelaide want to say, hey, you girls, want to take

519
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: this outside. I'm having a conversation here with somebody. We

520
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 1: don't think it's appropriate to use gender as an offensive word. Okay, no,

521
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: it isn't appropriate. That's why I'm using it. I'm sorry.

522
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 1: Were you speaking to me and my girlfriend or were

523
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:18,439
Speaker 1: you talking to those two people? I was actually talking

524
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: to these two jerks, trying to demean them horribly. Okay,

525
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: so we're using gender as a weapon. Okay, okay, Hey,

526
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: lady friend gl whoever you are, the pretty one with

527
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: your bust, not be talking to me. You're not talking

528
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:42,399
Speaker 1: to me. Are you I'm talking? I wasn't talking to you, okay, mistake, Yeah,

529
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: you're a mistake. I could period on your face. Yeah

530
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: there after you say that, don't challenger, Bruce. I'm sorry,

531
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: but the whole event was just the disaster. I mean

532
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 1: between the brawl at the bar as well a multiple

533
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: What do you want from me? Isolated? Fired? I have

534
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: to be here for this, Yes, you have to be

535
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 1: here for this, Bruce. I'm telling you, for God's sake.

536
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: Who the hell else am I going to tell you?

537
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: This guy here next to me, what's he doing? I

538
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: don't want to hear about it. I don't want to

539
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:21,720
Speaker 1: hear about it. I just managed this iehop Okay, sorry

540
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: I don't. I just managed this holiday in for your

541
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:30,320
Speaker 1: I hob thing. Okay, this is just this is just

542
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 1: a convention. This is just you guys renting out the

543
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: space to talk to your your franchisees. You know, I

544
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 1: don't want anything to do with it. In fact, there's

545
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of fees for the burns, the blood,

546
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: the ship, the broken glass. Uh, go ahead, talk you

547
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: sure you can't name a few more things that were

548
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: in their own well, there was somebody somebody has has

549
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 1: ripped up the center of the carpeting, which is insane

550
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: because that's Berber carpeting. Berber. There's Berber here at the

551
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 1: day in Berber carpeting. Yeah, it makes it easier for cleaning,

552
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: but typically we're not cleaning blood out. So there's a

553
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: hefty fine that's gonna go into the security deposit. We're

554
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: just gonna take it out. I hope i hobb can

555
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 1: afford it. Well, boss, what do you have to say

556
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: to this? Yoho, Bruce, you're the boss? What do you mean?

557
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,439
Speaker 1: What do I think? Are you saying I'm the boss?

558
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 1: I am saying you're the boss. I'm saying you're You're

559
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: You're as much as the boss is. Tony Dan's and

560
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: my friend, oh my god. Well, well well here's trouble.

561
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 1: Denny's in the motherfucking house. We're also having a convention

562
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:43,879
Speaker 1: of swords. We knew we'd be running into you, ladies. Hey,

563
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 1: we got we actually have some real big issues. This

564
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: isn't just about like Breakfast Wars. Franchise owners gone say

565
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,919
Speaker 1: what wait, okay, hold on, he put put the knife away.

566
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 1: Pu put the knifeway. Carl put the knife away. What

567
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: do you. Okay, what what's what's going on? I don't know.

568
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: We did to unfair? Okay, well, I can already see

569
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 1: the problems. I can already see the problems that we

570
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: learned at Denny's years ago. Nothing impromptu, everything on the schedule.

571
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: It just open hell and opened a portal to hell.

572
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: I'm I'm from Berber Carpeting. Here to repair the damage. Okay,

573
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: the it's the main hall hall A. We're gonna have

574
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:40,760
Speaker 1: to yeah, it's I don't even think that's a buzz door. Honestly,

575
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: I think it's just a turn knoph Could you give

576
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: it a shot? Okay, I see your mouth moving, but

577
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 1: uh but nothing's coming out off my mouth. Nothing's coming

578
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: out of your mouth. Okay. Uh here, I'll just open

579
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: the door for you. There are just where are you going?

580
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: I got in. I opened the door for Berber Carpeting.

581
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: I'm going around and you can buzz me in. All

582
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 1: I'm saying is we at Denny's ahead of time when

583
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 1: we thought a portal to Hell opened up? Do you

584
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 1: remember do you know of moons over Miami? Who doesn't

585
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,280
Speaker 1: know moons over Miami? I mean, it was the greatest

586
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: thing ever that on the outside to you guys, Yeah,

587
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 1: but inside inside lost. We lost a lot of lives.

588
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 1: A lot of blood was shed that weekend. What are

589
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: you supposed to be a party? Supposed to be a party,

590
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: and people said, you do have parties? Wouldn't you unveil new?

591
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 1: We used to? We learned our less was the last party? No,

592
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 1: we used to? Two is the last time we held

593
00:38:52,480 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 1: a party for an unvailing What happened? What happened? Yes?

594
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: What happened? Can I get my I'm checking in. Yeah,

595
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We're gonna have to We're gonna have to

596
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 1: hold for a little bit longer. We're replacing the carpeting. Hey, hey,

597
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 1: when does the dinnys thing start? I'm gonna up. Wait

598
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 1: what are you? Are you which? What franchise are you with?

599
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: I work for, work for. I'm not tricking you. I'm

600
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:29,320
Speaker 1: not tricking you. Okay, I'm sorry to see you weren't

601
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 1: wearing a pass here. Let me give you a pass

602
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: supernumerary status that get you into all the lectures for

603
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 1: free this weekend. Supernumary. That's right. Well, that's gonna be great.

604
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: I'll be going to God's Not. Oh you know, you

605
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 1: know how it went down. All right, I have boys

606
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 1: nice chatting with you? Can you you didn't finish what

607
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: happened with that scene? To everybody? Scene too, did not finish.

608
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,839
Speaker 1: Scene three was sent to a Spike Greg, who wrote,

609
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 1: high out and this. I've been listening from the start,

610
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: and you guys have made me laugh at college, my

611
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 1: part time job, and through the many hours of job

612
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: searching after college. But I digress. My scene suggestion is

613
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 1: this minimum security prison. Thanks for the laughs, Greg. A

614
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: guy who will be a who will be a Patriot

615
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,879
Speaker 1: member as soon as he finds a full time job.

616
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: Thanks Greg. Hey Pete Connie, did you need cigarettes today? Um?

617
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: I wanted a new vape? Oh new vape? Sure flavor strawberry,

618
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: I guess, or some maybe know something tropical, like what's

619
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: the most vacation any one you have? Well, we got

620
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: like a colata pina colata kind of that's so exactly

621
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: yet that is so exactly it. We've also got the

622
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: lava flow, which is a dacriana colada combined. Oh um, yes,

623
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 1: please can okay, I'm glad I mentioned it. What about you?

624
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: You need cigarettes? Want some cigarellos? Just cigarellos, cigarellos how

625
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: many any cigarettos? As many packs, I'd say, as many

626
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: packs as ten dollars will get me. I'll get you too,

627
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: And what about you, fella? Mhm? Any cigarettes for you.

628
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: I don't think he's I don't think he's alive. Honestly,

629
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: he hasn't moved. Did he get shived here in the

630
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 1: minimum prison in many, many decades? Oh my god, no

631
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: one gets shived here, right. Check. I think it was

632
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,879
Speaker 1: a natural death. Oh, natural causes. We get those deaths

633
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: all the time. He seems like kind of a young

634
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 1: followed though for such a thing. Hey, buddy, you're sleeping

635
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: one off? What's going on here? All right? What point

636
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 1: does this become fond? Sir? What? What? What? What's going on?

637
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: We have a problem down at the block? Oh no,

638
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: oh no, I know, I know, I know, I know. Okay,

639
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 1: it looks like possibly maybe I didn't meet his died. Okay,

640
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe, Okay, I hope you did. I

641
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 1: think you just said and then made his died. But

642
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 1: you slurred your words together like you're afraid of telling me.

643
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: But just give it to me straight. I can handle it.

644
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: I don't know, okay, if you went faster, and slurred more. Okay, okay,

645
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 1: I think I mean, man, am I interrupting anything? Oh

646
00:42:54,760 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: my god? Oh no, sorry, mag Sorry man, I'm sorry. Sorry,

647
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 1: Maggie wearing everything's on edge here because any died? And

648
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 1: then Madda, yes, yes, and then what was your news? Oh,

649
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 1: the monogram jama as you ordered for cell block beer

650
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 1: all here? Oh? Yes, because they're going to give him

651
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:33,760
Speaker 1: for the Tuesday Cutes Day. That's right, it is Tuesday

652
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: Cutesday coming up. Tobias. I'm glad you're here for this

653
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,359
Speaker 1: because you're gonna be in charge of handing out these

654
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 1: monogram pjs to every inmate on cell blocked B and

655
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 1: how many less? Okay, don't say that. Don't say that, Tobias.

656
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 1: Who's free? Who's free? Who went free? I love it

657
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: when they go free. Somebody went free from life? Scrasp.

658
00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: You're gonna finished out of Claire. Who's asking me? What

659
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 1: do you mean? I mean? Who do you represent that

660
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: wants my Claire? No? One just walks up and says, yeah,

661
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: I want you to Claire. You know what I mean.

662
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: There's always something behind it. So okay, so you're having

663
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: a bad day, Yeah, my wife got me another computer,

664
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: and now I got I got a computer already. So

665
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 1: it's like everyone's looking at me. Who who's the guy

666
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 1: with do computers? You know? Now I'm an asshole. No,

667
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 1: I get that. I get that. I get that. Look

668
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: take de Claire. I'm sorry. Just one bye, one bye,

669
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 1: one bye. It's all yours. I don't even want and

670
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 1: I lost my appetite. Look, you gotta know something. What's up?

671
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 1: Everyone here loves you. I do know that. They just

672
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: think you're the best. You're smart, you're fund out, your handsome.

673
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Uh you got a date for the

674
00:44:56,160 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: dance yet on Saturday. Well, if I can tell you

675
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 1: something in confidence, I mean, the boys and I, it's

676
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: just you and me. The boys and I were gonna

677
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 1: we're gonna break out Friday. This is how I find out. Yeah,

678
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: I mean, because I won't be here Saturday for the dance.

679
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: The boys and you were breaking up Friday. And what

680
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: am I gonna be to computer Johnny? All of a

681
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 1: sudden you want to join us? Yes, now it's an

682
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 1: elaborate plan. Now look, all right, I'm sorry you took

683
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 1: a ship in public multiple times. All right, Now, this

684
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 1: prison is really nice, Okay, they say it has everything

685
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: you need, all the accommodation, all the amenities. Okay, and

686
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 1: I know it's gonna be a little unnerving at first,

687
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: but I think you get used to you'll meet a

688
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:45,800
Speaker 1: lot of nice people. Okay, that's put off the bell offer.

689
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it on. You can keep it on, okay, now, please, No,

690
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 1: I'd like to know how many steps and what time

691
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: I'm taking them. Solid if I take ten or fifteen

692
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 1: staffs at ten o'clock, I'm on with that for a while,

693
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: and then now and for nuch, don't come in. I

694
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: can just keep it with calibrating along with the sambam.

695
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 1: So thank you for you would do that, you would

696
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:11,439
Speaker 1: determine what time you take what steps. Well, that's great,

697
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: that's a great thing about the fift But once I

698
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: got a figure it out, but I guess, I guess

699
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 1: we'll not wear the toilets just so I don't get

700
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 1: myself on this pickle again. Although being this cell as

701
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: well as there's communal toilets throughout coming in toilets, we

702
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: can multiple butts on one toilett. Oh, it's not a trough,

703
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: it's not a giant hole in the ground. No, okay,

704
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:40,799
Speaker 1: it's there. There's a multiple, there's a nice place, you know. Yes,

705
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: I was free styled about prison, but I like this.

706
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: It's not You're nice, you're beautiful. You've got great skin,

707
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: thank you very much. I don't go outside. A lot

708
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 1: of this stuff on the left is from my banana

709
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 1: boat days. I call them flow. Is that? Is that

710
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: a piece of the strumming? I'm out of your mouth?

711
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,479
Speaker 1: What is that? Oh? That was my tongue. But he's

712
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: back in her whole like a good little way. Don't

713
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:12,760
Speaker 1: the thing out of mind of us? Well, I wouldn't

714
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: swear to God like that. That's you know. But yes, okay,

715
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: already done. Wake up? Wake up? They by they think

716
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 1: you're dead. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Good, good, good.

717
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: What are you talking to me? Are you joking? Go

718
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,479
Speaker 1: back to sleep? You go about to sleep. He's not dead.

719
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 1: Talking to Rod, Rod, I hear what you're talking to you,

720
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: ro go back up, go back Okay, he's listening. I'm

721
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: awake now, I'm just well. Then you can believe this.

722
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: I thought that they just left a dead body in year.

723
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 1: I guess that sticks. No, this is part of the

724
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: this is part of the plan. So when they come,

725
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: when the corners come take him out, we're all gonna

726
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 1: jump in and we're leaving Friday. Rod, you do the

727
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 1: a job in Rod, He's like super silent. Hey guys,

728
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 1: hey guys. Sorry, sorry interrupt Warden here, Hey Warden, Heyward.

729
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 1: How's how's it going. Um, we're just we're crying. Oh yeah,

730
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 1: it's tough. It's tough being in prison. Um. I heard that,

731
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,720
Speaker 1: uh that some of you got some stale eclaires yesterday,

732
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 1: So I just wanted to let you know we are

733
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: in the process of changing artisanal bakeries. Uh, so you

734
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 1: will get fresher eclairs in the future. I also wanted

735
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: to make sure that everyone has signed up for the

736
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 1: cornhole tournament. Uh, get a partner. If you don't have

737
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: a partner. Uh, if you're a singleton, we'll match you

738
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: up with someone. Um and Spring Fling Dance is coming up,

739
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,359
Speaker 1: so uh, I'm gonna be playing DJ. I've got got

740
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 1: my iPod playlist and uh, and uh, how's Rod doing.

741
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: I think he's still dot. Uh, don't say that he's

742
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 1: don't say that. I don't know what else to say.

743
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: I know what else to say. Don't care. I'm not

744
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 1: playing kornhole with him. Well, you know, sometimes, you know,

745
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: the best teams are the ones that are the least likely.

746
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:13,280
Speaker 1: So I'm putting you on a team with Rod for cornhole.

747
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: Fuck Jesus. Okay, language, language that sorry? Oh thank you?

748
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it too much? No, it's it's look

749
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 1: it's yeah, excuse young, but you're a young man. I'm well,

750
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: I'm not that young anymore. I'll get out. Oh, I

751
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: mean I I don't know if a pork pie is

752
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 1: uh just if it's too much, it screams youth and whimsy. Okay, good, good,

753
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: That's That's what I'm hoping for. How is everything? By

754
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,720
Speaker 1: the way, I'm making a Chipotle run? If anybody needs anything,

755
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:52,760
Speaker 1: I'm stuff. Are you sure? Just chips? Chip chips? I guak,

756
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: I'll take something. Okay, what do you want? I'm also

757
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 1: the boer with lovelment. Okay, I can't understand that new

758
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: fish at all. I mean either there will be all

759
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: corn all time. Okay. The new fish wants to be

760
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: in a cornhole team. Can anybody want to partner You

761
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 1: want to partner up with her? Yeah, I'd like to

762
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 1: here with Jesus God. Okay, language and Here we are

763
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: at the seventies second Annual corn Hole Championship. Here at

764
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 1: Warner Minimal Security Prison. Now we're at the semi finals,

765
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 1: and we have Rod Cropo Dirt and his teammate Rex Sacher.

766
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 1: They're up now. Rex is going to throw first. If

767
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,399
Speaker 1: you're a sleep bounce the time to win the Rod.

768
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 1: We're never gonna win. Rod. Come pull yourself together and

769
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: stand top. You know, there's nothing more that I like,

770
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 1: Jim than watching these inmates do a little old fashioned teamwork,

771
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: because that's the thing that can really turn a life around.

772
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 1: Am I right? I know it's turned to my life around,

773
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 1: reformed except for last night. Oh look, one of them

774
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: is moving. We have Rex Rot Please, for God's six,

775
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,680
Speaker 1: If you're a sleep white cop, if this is a game,

776
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 1: this game is more important than any escape attempt you

777
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 1: could ever have. Ron, all we gotta do is cornhole. Okay,

778
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 1: just one goddamn cornhole. It's like strate, Oh yeah, yeah,

779
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: what my tournament is? You know what? Forget it? Forget

780
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: you forget it? No, I want to know about the

781
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 1: winner of today's turning the gym. Oh my god, you

782
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: can't even talk a little idiot. An early release for

783
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 1: the winner. Well, let's look back at the court. Come

784
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 1: by right, all you gotta do if you want to escape,

785
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: we can get out of here. We just win this

786
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: cord hole. You don't have to fake being asleep. No,

787
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:18,279
Speaker 1: you ship yourself, Rod, you have shaped yourself right. Just oh,

788
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 1: just take this bean bag and throw it through the

789
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: goddamn whole. Rod. Please, Hey, it looks like Rex has

790
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 1: taken the bean bag from Rod's hand. No, that looks

791
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 1: like that's a co throw. I think we gonna stand.

792
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: It's gonna stand. Okay. Do I need to come in

793
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: and make a ruling? Do I need to make a ruling? Please?

794
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: Word and please? Okay, I I rule it was no

795
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:54,799
Speaker 1: co throw. That was Rod Rod through that. Yes, first

796
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: of all, you get it's it's amazing you guys made

797
00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:00,399
Speaker 1: it to the semis to begin with. I just don't

798
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 1: understand how you don't see this. I've we got that

799
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: Bernie's and this is unfair. Give me a chance, Give

800
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: me a chance a real life partner. By the way,

801
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 1: Weekend at Bernie's is Thursday Nights movie, so I've never

802
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 1: seen it. I'll get the reference after we watch it. Rex, right,

803
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 1: lean down to Rod face you fucking moron right, lean

804
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: down to not gonna kiss you. I am not going

805
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 1: to give you a kiss. I am mad Rod. I

806
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 1: want to speak to you. Lean down towards my face.

807
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 1: You fun escape with a couple of the fellows. What

808
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: do you could have escaped with a win in a

809
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 1: corn hole? Came Rod? The show so far today? Oh

810
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 1: what a wild Truman's been. Let's go around and thank

811
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:59,439
Speaker 1: all of our alchemists and no particular order. H James Eeney,

812
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:04,320
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Good heneyman. Oh thanks for having me.

813
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 1: Any any projects you'd like folks to know about. I'd

814
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: like people to check out Twitch dot tv, forward Slash

815
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 1: the Real James Heeney. Uh, and you'll see some video

816
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:20,400
Speaker 1: gaming going on there. You all right? Good luck with

817
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: that and thank you for being here. Dr Joey Greer. Yes,

818
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: I'd like to say brief news. Brief than actually no,

819
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 1: it's it's only on it's only a podcast now. Actually, James,

820
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:35,800
Speaker 1: you know what we had our goodbye. I'm talking to

821
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:39,279
Speaker 1: Joey now he's advertising for my show. That's not advertising

822
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: for what I want to advertise for. James, So once

823
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: you suck my ouse. Brief news brief is on YouTube.

824
00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:49,839
Speaker 1: The takeaway if you can't find from there. Chris A Rodo,

825
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 1: thank you very much of a being abandon and how's

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Speaker 1: Jerry rigged is kind of a hybrid of Jerry built

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Speaker 1: the nineteenth century. Thank you very much for that. And

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