WEBVTT - The London look 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:20.560 Guys, I want to say, okay, welcome to this episode 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:25.600 of Emergency Intercom. You're very special, You're very lovely. I'm 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:26.520 very proud of you. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:29.360 Thank you so much for choosing to spend some time 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:29.639 with us. 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:33.400 Yeah, you're you're a beautiful human being inside and out. 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:34.440 Thank you. 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:37.000 And we're not talking about Kai, which a. 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:39.120 Positive way to start talking about me. 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:42.200 I did also want to say Happy International Women's Day 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:47.519 Women's Day, although it was on Daylight Savings Day, so 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:50.760 it was only twenty three hours, which is really funny 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:54.640 that International Women's Day was only twenty three hours. 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:58.160 It's like a Hispanic or a lot in Heritage month 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:00.560 starts in the middle and in the middle of a 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:01.280 random month. 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:05.400 And then Black History months twenty eight days. Yeah yeah, 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:08.240 and I mean, but gay Pride, Yeah, at least. 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:09.679 They got they got June. 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:12.880 Oh oh sorry, I'd just have to move some stuff around. 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:17.160 Just but you guys can continue to riff and oh god, 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:19.880 awesome pieces, continue to riff and be awesome. 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:24.319 But yeah, Happy International Weomn's Day. But more importantly than that, guys, 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:25.840 it was my birthday last week. 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:27.520 Oh my god, twenty. 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:33.000 Eight big old twenty huh, twenty did what that was 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:33.960 what my cake said? 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:38.280 Really? Oh God, I love you A. Oh I mean yeah, yeah, 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:40.160 I thought it said that whole sentence. I was like, 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:41.039 I don't think it said. 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:42.880 The whole te No, I just said, twenty eight. 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:45.759 How are you feeling? How would you describe your like, how. 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:48.960 Would you write your first like full week of being 0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:50.160 twenty eight? 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:53.800 Literally nothing is different. I have been saying that this 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:57.080 is the oldest I will be, and everybody interprets it 0:01:57.120 --> 0:01:59.680 as like, oh, I'm gonna die at twenty eight. No. 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:02.440 I I mean like, being twenty eight years old is 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:05.200 I think the oldest a human being can feel. And 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.360 then twenty nine you're like, oh, I'm about to be 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:09.760 like thirty, like my life is about to start. Then 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:12.000 you turn thirty and you're a fucking baby again, and 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:15.400 then your thirties you're like infantile, and then you get 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:16.480 to forties and you're like. 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:19.240 Last year, I felt really old. And then I turned 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:21.839 like twenty four and I was like, actually not that old, 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:25.600 but the levels are good. 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:29.840 Everybody, Yeah Jesus Christ, oh my god. Now I'm still 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:31.880 I've said it always, at least for NYA. 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:33.880 I'm so excited to be thirty. I feel like once 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:40.920 I turned thirty, like world stop follows, Carrion doesn't come Cabri. 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:45.040 So you're you're going to rate it? 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:48.360 What like I'm rating it like a six out of ten. 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:53.200 It's it's just as it is low. 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:56.960 Why wouldn't it be seven because seven is at the average. 0:02:56.760 --> 0:03:01.079 Seven six seven? Wait, isn't five the average? 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:03.840 I'm rolling my eyes as if Rain and I weren't 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:06.799 in a restaurant and we were checking in for our 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:08.920 flight the next day together, and we were trying to 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:11.160 make sure our seats were next to each other, and 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:14.200 I was in this seat six, and she was like, oh, 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:16.640 I'm gonna do seven, and we both on ironically, like 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:20.520 under our breast to each other, repeated six seven for 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:21.520 like a minute straight. 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:24.400 Six seven. 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:27.000 Where are my slippers? 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:29.519 They're in the living room or in the entryway. 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:31.720 All of a sudden, I noticed my feet were super cold. 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:33.960 Do you want me to get them for you? 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:35.800 No, I'll get them, I'll get them. I don't want you. 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:37.320 I don't want to make a gay person to do 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:38.160 but work for me. 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:44.040 My birthday was cute, and then I went out the 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:47.360 weekend after and actually kind of celebrated my birthday, but 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:50.120 secretly I didn't tell anybody. It was selling neighbor. 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:52.920 You apparently had the best weekend of your goddamn life. 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:56.080 Pretty close, pretty close to it. I can't tell part 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:58.440 of it without Kai being here, because Kai was a 0:03:58.480 --> 0:04:01.680 part of it. But I went out two nights in 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:04.440 a row, which is fucking crazy. That is unright. I went, 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:09.120 I went Ham but I didn't drink, and then I 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:11.600 got home and projectile vomited everywhere. 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:17.159 Oh wait, Also, I do have to preface I am 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:20.320 like so tired right now, just because I'm jet lagged. 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:22.200 I am a piece of shit. 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:25.680 And got invited to the Dior show in Paris right 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:31.400 before Drew's birthday and I said yes. So I went 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:34.040 to Paris in London and I had like the most 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:34.960 fun trip ever. 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:37.120 But I just got back yesterday. 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:39.039 It was my first day back, and I'm not kidding, 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:44.279 yesterday feels like it was three days. So I'm just like, yeah, 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:48.600 I feel like hashtag out of body, but in best 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:49.440 way possible. 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:52.040 Correct Now that Kai is back, do you want to 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:54.240 talk about the gay rave we went to with me? 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:58.960 Yeah? So actually shout out to I think it's kindem 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:04.440 an apologist for d me, Uh, what Yawe is? I 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:06.520 didn't know it? Do you know what yawi is? Yeah? 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:10.320 Isn't it like gay guy like manga? Yeah, I was 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:11.000 gonna say anime. 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:13.960 Yeah, it's because he is the girl version. Yeah, it's 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:18.400 gay anime. And then our friend Ryan apparently has done 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:22.920 two other Yeah. We were a few Yeah, and we 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:24.800 went to it and it was one of the most 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:26.760 fun nights special. 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:30.960 We were like literally were separately talking about it to me. 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:33.359 We were in the green room just like kind of 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:36.400 looking around and like, I've been in a lot of 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:39.279 very queer spaces, but like this one just felt like 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:43.280 very wholesome. Like it wasn't like there's been some darkness 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:44.960 and a few of women. I don't know if that's 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:45.719 just because. 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:48.480 Of like day or darkness challenge. 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:51.600 Yeah, but this like everybody was just so happy. No 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:53.920 one was like angry, like me and Kai, Like Kai 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:56.719 turned to me, mind you the only straight person in 0:05:56.720 --> 0:05:59.760 the building, I guarantee, and like we're just like talking 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:01.920 about and forth, and like we're looking around their green 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:05.039 room and there's this like tall non binary person in 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:07.839 a black veil. There's like a trans person sitting next 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:10.480 to Kaya there's like three gay guys in track suits 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:13.280 like about to start go go dancing, and then Kay 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:15.920 looks to me and he goes, I think this is 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:17.680 the best night of my life. And I was just like, 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:19.120 so it was so. 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:23.360 I mean, it does sound awesome, like, but I'm not shocked, 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:26.000 only because to be at an event like that, it's 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:28.560 like how I'm always like the people who get poked 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:31.760 the most fun poked at them who are like really 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:36.800 expressive by nature are the most lit people, because like, oh, 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:38.800 you got some passion to you that I just like, 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:42.160 I can't like understand, like I need to be around that. 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:44.760 I did do a drug for the first time for 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:47.880 real that night, and then got pulled away for an 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:53.000 interview literally five seconds after. So there is footage of 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:55.240 me on a drug that I did for the very 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:59.560 first time in my entire life, answering questions about yowie. 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:02.440 I don't know anything about yawie, and so I asked 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:05.440 Ryan and his boyfriend, like, oh, like give me a 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:07.200 yowie real quick, and they were like, oh, you like 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:09.440 the Omega verse, bitch, I look up the Omega verse. 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:13.520 It's like incest inbreeding, like pregnant men like just insane 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:17.480 shit and I want a drug for the first time, answering. 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:19.600 That, and did you say it with confidence? 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:22.400 Though I said it with confidence. I said it with confidence. 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:23.560 I owned it. 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:25.280 It's wrong with being confident. 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:30.679 But it was so fun. There were these extremely strong 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:33.640 guys that I kept stuffing dollar bills into their thongs. 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:36.280 Yeah yeah, Go Go dancers. 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:36.640 And it was so sick. 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:38.440 Go Go dancers. 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:43.559 And then me and we watched a boys kissing boys 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:47.800 kissing contest from the crowd and it was really cool. 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:49.600 And then me Andrew walked back to my house and 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:51.560 then slept in the same bit. We both showered and 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:57.680 then the photos here, But yeah, us falling asleep after 0:07:57.760 --> 0:07:59.480 both showering and then going on. 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:05.080 Tiktoks shirtless, Kai fully clothed because he was nervous next. 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:08.520 To Oh my god, you seriously kept your shirt on 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:09.160 next to Drew. 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:12.640 Yeah, well I never. I never sleep without a shirt. 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:16.480 So it's to get an odd thing like people who 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:19.000 were like so like either against one or the other. 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:21.360 If I'm sleeping with another human being, I need to 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:24.000 be like shirtless, borderline naked. I need to feel their skin. 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:26.440 I just don't like I think it's just up in 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:27.520 the air. It's like grew wet. 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:30.160 But also I mean, dude, with the way I sweat now, 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:33.360 like I need to have clothes on because fuck I 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:34.720 forgot where I was sleeping. 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:38.000 But I woke up recently. I think it was the 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:40.600 day I left to the airport. I woke up. 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:43.360 I'd fallen asleep without a shirt on, and I woke 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:45.840 up with like a pool of sweat on my chest. 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:48.120 And then like I was like sleeping with. 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:50.839 My like face on the pillow like this, and the 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:54.640 face that was on the pillow was soaking wet, like. 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:56.200 I couldn't believe it. 0:08:56.240 --> 0:08:58.840 Literally felt like I fell asleep in like Brazil or 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:00.200 some shit like NoHo. 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:02.839 It was like a seventy degree morning in La. 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:05.640 It was the first like or the day after the 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:08.640 first hot day in La I think it was a 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:12.480 Sunday was like really hot. It was like ninety degrees. 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:14.920 And I came home and I woke up on Monday 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:17.600 covered in sweat, and I was like, God, damn it, 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:23.360 here we fucking go like it's about them horrible wedding nights. 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:25.599 Wedding nights in La. 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:30.200 Well, London was the funniest trip of my fucking goddamn life. 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:33.920 And I haven't told terrorizing the hotel. 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:37.280 Not terrorizing the hotel, because to be fair, a lot 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:39.000 of the things that happened there, I'm not going to 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:41.920 say what hotel because like hashtag like home is where 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:44.559 the heart is, Like you, I know where home is. 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:50.040 Let's just say that, Hello, you're throwing things. I'm fucked. 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:52.640 I literally feel. 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:56.760 I feel like I've drank wine today, Like I'm at 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:58.880 that point of like delirious. Like if I had a 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:01.640 glass of wine, it would probably feel like I'm on 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:02.280 a quailude. 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:04.239 Like that's like the pa, you should get there. 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:05.720 Go get me a glass, baby. 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:06.240 I love that. 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:07.880 Okay the fuck. 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:10.720 Honestly, I also like, don't think I need to drink 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:12.439 for a minute, because I was on like a seven 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:16.040 day bender because I was in Paris for two nights 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:20.280 and then in London for five nights, and all we 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:22.520 were doing was like going out and like playing darts 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:25.240 or bowling and shit and just like drinking and. 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:26.200 It was so fucking fun. 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:29.280 But the I think it might have been the second 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:33.160 night we were at this hotel. We're all it's like 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:35.280 a group of like me, Rain and a bunch of 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:38.640 friends and I'm trying to think of how many people 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:40.960 this this night we were like deep, Like it was 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:43.560 like it would literally looks like we were having like 0:10:43.559 --> 0:10:46.160 a fucking family reunion, Like it was so many goddamn people. 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:49.760 Guy's laughing at his computer. 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:52.400 No Drew said deep under his breath. 0:10:56.679 --> 0:11:03.760 That you were deep. Twenty people deep. What? 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:10.280 So it was a bunch of us, period bunch, But 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:11.559 it was like. 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:12.400 So many of us. 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:12.840 Whatever. 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:16.719 I'm drunk as shit and I'm so jetlagged. I'm just 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:19.360 like so out of it. And it wasn't even that 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:21.679 late because like, at no point, I don't think there 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:25.600 was a single night where I stayed up. Really, I 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:28.400 think the latest i'd stayed up was maybe like three 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:31.080 thirty am. But every night I just passed the fuck out, 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:34.720 like I was not up. But I go to walk 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:37.120 to the bathroom. And as I'm walking to the bathroom, 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:39.960 I crossed this woman who looks like if I knew 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:42.160 I was fucked up, but like if I thought I 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:45.079 looked as fucked up as I felt, this bitch looked 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:49.480 like fucked up, like this random one, this random blonde woman. 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:52.960 Let's honestly just call her Jane, because like she like 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:56.760 gave Jane. Yeah, she just gave Jane. So I'm walking 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:59.920 away and Jane's walking past me. Whatever, I go to 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:02.760 the bathroom do my thing. Oh my god, y'all know 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:05.000 how I feel about a bathroom. When I am like 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:08.240 cross faded or drunk in a bathroom, I'm seriously in 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:09.559 hashtag happens. 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:17.760 Like like were you throwing ass? And like that's what 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.000 girls do in bathrooms, right, They like twerk on each 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:21.520 other and shit, that's what I imagine. 0:12:21.600 --> 0:12:23.560 No, they stick their dick in the toilet paper hole 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:25.319 and hope somebody sucks it from the other end. 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:29.080 Come come on, Fuck, what the fuck was I gonna say? 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:30.839 You went to the bathroom? 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:32.840 Okay, in my bathroom. 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.800 Time don't know how much time passes, but enough for 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:38.800 this woman to have gone and caused such a ruckus 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:41.800 that when I'm walking back to the table, we're at like, 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:45.080 I damn, I was low key gone for a minute. 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:46.319 I was gone for a minute. 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:47.400 What were you doing in there? 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:48.240 No, because I. 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:50.920 I'm remembering it like I was looking through my I 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:53.719 was looking through my camera roll and I was at 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:56.120 that point of like drunk delirium where like that's how 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:58.920 I end up with the weirdest, dumbest dumps for Instagram 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:00.920 because I'm like, I guess I just thought that was 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:04.120 the way, and I looked and I had walked down 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:07.000 the stairs the wrong way to the bathroom, and then 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:09.200 was like, wait, I actually have never been into the 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:11.800 bathroom in the lobby of this hotel. And then I 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:13.600 went back upstairs and I was like, oh my god, 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:16.040 my skirt sounds so pretty going up the stairs because 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:17.480 it has these like metal sequence. 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:19.880 So I guess I went back downstairs because I. 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:23.360 Recorded, but then yeah, I couldn't it came back down 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:27.120 upstairs because I was like, camera, Oh. 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:27.760 I don't be doing all that. 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:30.560 Well, that's the thing those videos, like, that's what makes 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:33.600 those videos actually so funny is it's like you have 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:36.560 the lust for life to record it, but not to 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:37.720 like put it. 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:39.720 Times. 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:42.000 Yeah, no, not even that. It's like a two second video. 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:43.240 I'm like, oh, I thought you were talking about the 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:45.000 people that set their cameras up and walk up the 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:46.960 stairs and then walk back down to get their camera 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.320 and walk back up, But you're talking about your experience. 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:52.360 There's something so like actually twisted about me because even 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:55.800 in my like if nobody is watching Why do I 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:57.920 have such a big ego that I wouldn't allow myself 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:00.520 to do something more than once? Like all the time, 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:02.920 I'll be dead alone, And if I'm recording myself, I'm 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:03.319 like so. 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:04.520 Disgusted with myself. 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:05.959 I always do it once and I look back and 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:08.480 I'm like, bro, it would have killed you to just 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:10.560 like walk up and down for one good pick. That's 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:12.839 why you know, nigiis Anyways. 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:16.400 I'm sorry. I'm like, I literally feel insane right now. 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:20.760 You'd never been in the bathroom in the hotel. 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:23.360 See Okay, so I was gone for a minute whatever, 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:27.880 I'm coming back and I can't remember who, but I 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:30.240 think the last the last person I had spoken to 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:33.760 at the table, mind you like this was I had 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:35.640 met a few of these. 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:38.360 Friends on my last trip with Rain, but there were 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:40.600 like a lot of new faces at this table. But 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:42.640 we had been hanging out for so many fucking hours 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:42.960 at this. 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:48.000 Point that I could tell everyone, even the new people 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:50.640 I just met were all mad, uncomfortable. And when I 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:52.640 was walking past, Rain was like, don't go back that way. 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:54.440 I like half your bag and everything. We grabbed everything, 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:56.720 and I was like, oh what, and then she like 0:14:57.120 --> 0:14:59.560 goes to this new table, and I see that like 0:14:59.760 --> 0:15:04.600 a one of the waiters is like kind of like chaperoning. 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:05.200 Everyone to this side. 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:09.240 And then somebody stops me and they're like gives me 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:11.360 my bag and they're like, oh, we we are moving 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:15.080 because dude, that lady is like tweaking, and like somebody 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:18.360 was like yeah, like he she was like yelling at 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:20.160 she was yelling at us, Like she like came and 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:21.520 sat down and was yelling at us. 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:25.080 And I was so confused, like just being. 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:28.560 Loud, being an insane person, but I had no recollection. 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:30.560 But she also mind you, they're telling me this. 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:34.040 She has gone over to where like Rain and like 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:36.160 Daisy and like this whole group of friends I'm with 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:39.320 Like she's gone over and I'm watching her as like 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:41.480 they're updating me, and I'm so fucking confused. 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:45.160 But I grabbed my bag and before like as they're. 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:48.360 Updating me, She's over there for less than like three 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:51.040 seconds and then turns back around and comes and walks 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:53.080 up to me. She says that she goes, I just 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:55.640 been on invite f And I was like, baby, I 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:56.720 don't know if you were ever invited. 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:57.440 We don't know who you are. 0:15:57.480 --> 0:16:01.000 And she was like, Oh, she just this mood, just 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:04.600 the off us, and like she's like like twiddling her thumbs. 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:06.880 And as she's saying that, one of the waiter comes 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:09.200 up and he looks bug eyed and like terrified, and 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:11.360 he's like, man, like, I think you need to go. 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:13.720 I really think you should go. You've had way too 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:16.760 much to drink. And she is like I would say, 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:20.200 she's like mid forties, and she just seemed like exactly 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:23.000 she's but I don't remember if she had an accent her. 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.560 She was just slurring, like she was just fucked up. 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:28.080 I was like, she had to have been on a quaylude. 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:30.040 And when I tell you the other information, dude, the 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:33.560 information that unraveled from this whole night was so fucking funny. 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:36.400 But she's like sitting here and like kind of twiddling 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:40.080 her thumbs and she's like she was like, everyone, you're 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:43.160 all so aggressive to me. Like she's just like. 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:45.360 Looking at her notes, She's like, you're all being so 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:46.680 aggressive to me. 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:47.880 I go back to the table. 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:50.640 Come to find out, the second I got up and left, 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:54.240 this woman just came and sat in my seat and 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:59.160 rain amazing. Mind you, It's like the room isn't that 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:03.600 big and it's maybe I'm gonna say seven of us, 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:05.560 like seven or eight of us around this. 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:06.960 Table, six or seven. 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:09.760 I knew it was coming, and like it was like 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:12.480 seven or eight of us around this table, and I 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:14.480 stand up and leave. In the second I leave, she 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:16.439 goes and sits, and so it's not like there's a 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:18.760 bunch of seats around and she's just like sitting in 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:22.720 an open space. She literally it's like going to a restaurant. 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:25.720 So rain to me, it's like, oh, I'm so sorry, 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:28.199 but my friend is sat there and she just turns he. 0:17:28.200 --> 0:17:31.080 Right and goes, well, this was a bitch. And then 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:34.840 all of them were like what and she she was 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:38.560 just like, yeah, just so rude. I've been here and 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:40.320 nobody's asked me a single question. 0:17:41.400 --> 0:17:44.439 Wait, that's me though, that's literally me. I'm like always 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:47.400 asking the questions. And then like, oh my god, that's 0:17:47.520 --> 0:17:48.320 so funny. 0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:50.600 And then like obviously all the time. 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:51.840 How long was she sitting there? 0:17:52.280 --> 0:17:53.920 Dude? She was sat there. 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:56.080 I think they said they let it slide for like 0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:59.240 thirty seconds, maybe, like I don't know, it was one of. 0:17:59.240 --> 0:18:02.440 Those the others have been like at least twenty questions asked. 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:03.800 In those thirty seconds, she. 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:06.719 Dude, she just started looking at everybody and just saying 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:08.040 like rude things and being like. 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:10.760 Piece of shit, like just I don't know. 0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:16.000 So the waiter was near heard this obviously is mortified immediately, 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:19.720 and everyone's like, hey, can you get this one out 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:21.720 of here? I think they try to go and intervene, 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:24.040 and she like doesn't want to get up. She doesn't 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:25.880 want to get up, So the waiter was just kind 0:18:25.880 --> 0:18:29.240 of like, okay, maybe we like we'll just move you guys, 0:18:29.280 --> 0:18:31.480 like like whatever, trying to like keep it chill. 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:33.639 Nobody's fussing with her at this point. 0:18:34.600 --> 0:18:36.520 But yeah, she just like went to the table and 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:40.640 started calling people bitches and like and winkers and like 0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:44.040 she was like, nobody's gonna ask me anything. You're all 0:18:44.200 --> 0:18:49.239 pieces as shit. Who fucking raised you? Like literally just 0:18:49.240 --> 0:18:51.400 because she sat in someone else's seat. And then yeah, 0:18:51.400 --> 0:18:54.080