Speaker 1: Think about yourself for a second. If you're listening to
Speaker 1: this on the radio, chances are you're in America, the greatest,
Speaker 1: most freest country in the world. And if you need
Speaker 1: proof of how free we are, all you need to
Speaker 1: do is take a look at social media. It's really
Speaker 1: hard to find anybody who lives in this country saying
Speaker 1: the opposite. Sure, it's because plenty of people do, but
Speaker 1: the companies and the government in this fine country use
Speaker 1: AI to find those accounts and throttle them so that
Speaker 1: nobody sees their posts. And as a good American, that's
Speaker 1: what I call freedom. Anyway, If you also look at
Speaker 1: social media, you can find people from other countries talking
Speaker 1: about what they think Americans are like. And it's hilarious
Speaker 1: because somebody just asked a bunch of people from other
Speaker 1: countries what they think of Americans and they said things
Speaker 1: like this college in the US is just like the movies.
Speaker 2: It's pretty accurate.
Speaker 1: Kind is foreigners assume that college is all about frat parties, kegs,
Speaker 1: red solo cups, and ridiculous sports rivalries.
Speaker 3: Basically every Hollywood movie ever. That's very accurate today. So
Speaker 3: I was like, that was my college years. Cappa Delta
Speaker 3: what that was?
Speaker 1: So people from other countries also think every American is
Speaker 1: either a cowboy or lives in New York.
Speaker 2: Cowboy in New York.
Speaker 1: For some reason, people think the US is just cowboys,
Speaker 1: deserts and New York City and then there's nothing else.
Speaker 2: So sorry, Cansas.
Speaker 4: Especially surprising that like Hollywood didn't pick up for them,
Speaker 4: you know, like palm trees and Hollywood and actors and stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'll probably just assume they're in New York.
Speaker 1: Somebody surveyed a bunch of people from other countries asking
Speaker 1: what they think Americans are like. They also said every
Speaker 1: American loves fast food and eats it daily.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, every single one of them. I guess.
Speaker 1: If you've ever gone with anybody from another country to
Speaker 1: a fast food place, here, watch the face they are
Speaker 1: shocked at the size of things.
Speaker 5: I bet yeah.
Speaker 6: And you can supersize something and they're like, what, why
Speaker 6: don't you want it bigger?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Threw a McDonald's with a guy from Australia and he
Speaker 1: got a small soda and he's like, I ordered a small,
Speaker 1: he said in an Australian accent. I can't really do
Speaker 1: that good one right now. But he's like a small
Speaker 1: It's like that is a small and he look on
Speaker 1: to Sace, is like, what.
Speaker 5: Are you guys doing over here?
Speaker 1: We have spiders that will eat your face off, but
Speaker 1: they're doing it.
Speaker 5: You're doing this to yourself.
Speaker 4: When you go to the other countries, their abortions are
Speaker 4: so small, you're still hungry.
Speaker 1: Other People from other countries also say that in America
Speaker 1: you can sue anyone for anything.
Speaker 5: True, very true, true.
Speaker 2: Like I'm slowly learning that that's true.
Speaker 5: It doesn't even matter if there's any law surrounding it
Speaker 5: or anything. It's like, I sue you.
Speaker 2: I sue you.
Speaker 5: I'm sad because your album is better than mine. I
Speaker 5: sue you.
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, how did you get defensive? Like do you
Speaker 2: have an album?
Speaker 1: People in other countries also think that people in Texas
Speaker 1: ride horses to school.
Speaker 5: I want that to be true. It was not, but
Speaker 5: I want it to be so bad.
Speaker 1: It says a weird common belief from other countries that
Speaker 1: Texans don't use cars.
Speaker 3: They saddle up and ride horses everywhere, like it was
Speaker 3: eighteen eighty five. That would be so cool. Victoria, you're
Speaker 3: growing up and going to school in Texas. Did you
Speaker 3: ever see anybody come to school and a horse.
Speaker 5: On a horse?
Speaker 2: No, but like I would ride horses.
Speaker 6: But I also don't think it's people from other countries.
Speaker 6: People from half of this country think we ride horses
Speaker 6: to school.
Speaker 5: Its exits true. I'm like, guys, what cars?
Speaker 2: Just like you, We're in the same country. Like how
Speaker 2: close is the nearest horse to you?
Speaker 5: Growing up?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 5: To me?
Speaker 6: Like my friend had horses and so like I would
Speaker 6: always go to her house, so like next door, yeah.
Speaker 5: Some miles down the road.
Speaker 7: Okay, in the state that loves oil more than any
Speaker 7: other state.
Speaker 5: Just just so we're clear, Texas.
Speaker 2: Watch landman so good.
Speaker 1: Somebody asked people from other countries what they think Americans
Speaker 1: are like, and somebody else said, Americans wake up every
Speaker 1: morning and pledge allegiance to the flag.
Speaker 5: Florida's think we start.
Speaker 1: Our mornings by dramatically putting our hand over our heart
Speaker 1: and reciting the pledge of Allegiance like it's some kind
Speaker 1: of daily ritual.
Speaker 5: What has happened in school?
Speaker 2: We did, but that's in school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, they think that we just bounce out
Speaker 1: of bed and that's the first thing that we do.
Speaker 5: We're going over a survey that somebody did.
Speaker 1: They ask people from other countries what they think of Americans,
Speaker 1: and a lot of people said Florida is a separate
Speaker 1: country that many people abroad think Florida is just a
Speaker 1: lawless land of alligators, theme parks and weird headlines about
Speaker 1: people doing insane things.
Speaker 7: Not very wrong at all from the legality of being
Speaker 7: a separate country. The rest of that very accurate, very active.
Speaker 6: I'd be fun to live in a different country and
Speaker 6: just imagine what Florida is based on the headlines alone,
Speaker 6: I would signified to go.
Speaker 1: Somebody asked people from other countries what they think about Americans.
Speaker 1: They said they don't use the metric system because they're stubborn, correct.
Speaker 2: As well, Yeah, who decided that.
Speaker 5: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: The rest of the world uses the metric system and
Speaker 1: a parent I don't know math either way, right, I'm
Speaker 1: lost in our country if you ask me anything, But
Speaker 1: in other countries, I'm really lost. But as far as
Speaker 1: I know, people say the metric system is a better
Speaker 1: system and Americans just won't use it.
Speaker 5: Well, it's based on tens, right.
Speaker 7: But the other thing is our military doesn't use it
Speaker 7: because it's harder for everyone else to copy our stuff.
Speaker 7: Is that why you ever tried to figure out whether
Speaker 7: you need to use a metric or an imperial wrench
Speaker 7: on something?
Speaker 2: It's an imperial wrench.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the half inch inch like our version. You ever
Speaker 7: tried to like, no, I've yeah.
Speaker 1: No, no, you just kind of go and see if
Speaker 1: it fits exactly, or you should see how it takes
Speaker 1: me to put a wrench on something.
Speaker 5: It's impossible. I'm like whatever on the side.
Speaker 1: Can Another common stereotype that people in other countries think
Speaker 1: about Americans. Americans all clap when planes land. We should
Speaker 1: we shouldn't.
Speaker 4: It feels good, it's weird.
Speaker 2: It's especially when you land in Vegas. It's so fun.
Speaker 7: Please, Nina, I want to save you. Please never clap
Speaker 7: on a plane. Paone who claps on a plane. I'm
Speaker 7: like current, it's a bored person.
Speaker 2: Don't ruin my joy.
Speaker 5: Bored person, not bored making personality.
Speaker 2: You make things fun.
Speaker 4: Everything can be more fun if you actually just enjoy
Speaker 4: it instead of just be like I just.
Speaker 2: Landed, you idiot, you're happy.
Speaker 1: They also think that Americans put cheese on everything. Very accurate.
Speaker 1: Why I'm Americans will slap a slice of cheese on anything. Burgers, friedes, salads, desserts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's absolutely true. I was trying to think if there's
Speaker 1: any of those that it doesn't happen on. No cheese
Speaker 1: on everything. You have an entire restaurant chain that's like
Speaker 1: dessert cheese it Oh cheese can ye