WEBVTT - Can You Bring Me Some Paper

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today's subject,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd rather say I don't instead of I do. But

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<v Speaker 1>right now, nephew Tommy is here with today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got nough? Well, Scharla. We all been there before.

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<v Speaker 1>We've all been in a situation where things didn't go

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<v Speaker 1>as playing, and you know, we get ahead of ourselves,

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<v Speaker 1>and we've all had this one line that we've said

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<v Speaker 1>to somebody in the house, can you bring me some paper?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you bring me some paper? I'm not the only one.

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<v Speaker 1>And then, man, you know, sometimes sometimes call the people,

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<v Speaker 1>don't check. Sometime you run in a harry. Sometimes you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know when you realize that two sheets on that

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<v Speaker 1>and stuck in that card board. God tell you right now, boy,

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna pay for that. Can't you bring me some paper? Hello? Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles. Yeah. This Charlotte,

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<v Speaker 1>This Juna, This Charlotte. How can I help you? Hey? Listen, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm you boy, I'm with my speaking with I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>this Scotty man. I'm I'm house sitting for reader. She

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<v Speaker 1>y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she told me she was

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<v Speaker 1>going outtown. What can I do for your brother? I

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<v Speaker 1>caught y'all down on the way, man, Yeah, I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>the house. Both our houses, yeah, I think let's see. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're four houses down. Okay. Now, she loved me a number, man,

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<v Speaker 1>love me, y'all know me? And then she loved Miss Dars. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I try to call Miss Darts, but then nobody answered

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. Yeah. She normally in church around this time.

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<v Speaker 1>Reel said she was gonna be gone for a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>So you say you're doing there right? Right? Right? Then

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<v Speaker 1>she told me if I got an emergency, the thing

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<v Speaker 1>that I could reach out to y'all and call y'all right,

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<v Speaker 1>right right, okay? Are you are you busy right now? Man? Well? Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, I got some meat on the grill. But

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<v Speaker 1>other than that, you know, okay, I mean you you

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<v Speaker 1>you are you able to help me out with something

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<v Speaker 1>right quick? Or you got you got time for that? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking. If

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<v Speaker 1>there's something I can help you with, I you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind coming down there and and uh showing

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<v Speaker 1>your doing whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie,

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<v Speaker 1>would you help to have any paper? Man? Any paper? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying? No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no news. But let me some paper. You have some paper?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't what notebook paper? No? See man, listen, Charlie,

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, my name is Scotty. Man. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know me. I didn't. Got myself in little

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<v Speaker 1>situation here down here, read the house, man, and I

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation. I actually I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the bath from man, and it ain't no paper

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<v Speaker 1>in here. Dog. So you're saying you want me to

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<v Speaker 1>bring you some toilet papers. I mean, if you're on mind,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting here my legs and got none. Can feel

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<v Speaker 1>my whole little body, man, from butt down, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>feel nothing in my feet, everything, and went to sleep

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<v Speaker 1>on the hold up by this dude down here at

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<v Speaker 1>read the house saying he wants me to bring his

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<v Speaker 1>paper because he didn't got numbed sitting on the truck. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at here, bro, I'm in the middle of cooking.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could help you, but you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell you here about four hours of doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>You should run down here right quickly. I'm at the

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<v Speaker 1>back door. I have to say. Man, I understand all

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<v Speaker 1>that you're saying, but like I said, I'm in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of cooking for my wife. We're having a little

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<v Speaker 1>special occasion because our kids and stuff going, and I

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<v Speaker 1>can't leave her like that just to come bring you know,

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<v Speaker 1>paper Now, what I can't tell you to do is

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<v Speaker 1>if reader got one of them tis or something. Town man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not using nobody town like. That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>but lower your voice. Man. You called me to help you,

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<v Speaker 1>and you acting like I called you to not have

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<v Speaker 1>no guy bath all I'm asking for just and they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take no more but two or three minute run

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<v Speaker 1>down here right quick and bringing the paper man and

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<v Speaker 1>then you get on back to your duner. Well what

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<v Speaker 1>you was tid like what you need to do. But

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<v Speaker 1>you said you had emergency. I thought the house of

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs had got out of you had locked yourself

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<v Speaker 1>out the house. But I'm not gonna come down and

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<v Speaker 1>bring you know, take me because that don't sound like emergency.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not like some personal Furthermore, you're in the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>just jump out your clone getting the shot on like so,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not finn a dog. That's like I said, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>numb right now, man, I need some help and over

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<v Speaker 1>So you want me to come down and bring you

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<v Speaker 1>some toilet papers and pick your numbers? You can't get

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<v Speaker 1>up out the tallet. If I want to help you,

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<v Speaker 1>then that's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>an emergency. Man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>that don't sound like emergency, like a little quick fix

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<v Speaker 1>to get your drawings and white your drawn to them,

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<v Speaker 1>get you some moth. Mean, I'm not going to walk

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<v Speaker 1>full houses down there to bring you some toilet papers.

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<v Speaker 1>Your legs now, I'm high. How are you gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>up and over there? The backdoor is open. All you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta do is come in here and reaching here and

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<v Speaker 1>pass me a roll of paper. Man, That's all I'm

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<v Speaker 1>asking you to do, Mr Charlotte, I understand that. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to come down and bring you no paper.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to bring you and bring me some

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<v Speaker 1>paper down here, man, Don't you know? Man? Say, man,

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<v Speaker 1>who the hell you thank you higling that you need me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need you. We won't you to do something. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You see, I'm sitting in a situation the reader left

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<v Speaker 1>y'all number that y'alla helped me while I'm down to

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<v Speaker 1>your house watching man. Just you're crazy, baby man, what

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with you? You're gonna call me asking me to

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<v Speaker 1>bring you some new paper. I told you that I

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<v Speaker 1>was in the middle of fixing me and my wife

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<v Speaker 1>from dinner and you come calling me talking about something

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<v Speaker 1>paper man. I don't want to hear no if I know,

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<v Speaker 1>and I ain't coming down and to bring you know

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<v Speaker 1>paper man. Hello, child, is you're gonna bring this paper? Man? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Look like I told you before, I ain't gonna bring

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<v Speaker 1>you know paper down there. We don't wait no on

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<v Speaker 1>this street, old man, I can't just you can't to

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<v Speaker 1>leave me here and I'm numb like this, but not

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<v Speaker 1>to come bring no wrong man, no toilet paper because

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<v Speaker 1>here responsible when he going into the restroom. That sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like a prisoner problem. You you too wrong for that

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<v Speaker 1>that this is set your weights it though this is

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<v Speaker 1>an emergency, man, Man, that don't sal in the emergency.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds like a personal problem. That you've got going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, I want to get off of here, man,

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<v Speaker 1>You know me off with. I don't give them about

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<v Speaker 1>you being man, not a fact. As soon as you

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<v Speaker 1>get your out of there, you so that you come

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<v Speaker 1>on dying here. I'm coming down the check. I'm coming

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<v Speaker 1>down there the way. I am just like this hell

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm a wolf for not helping me while I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna sit your weight. Don't I got one more thing

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<v Speaker 1>I need to say to you that I'm gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>Is you're listening? Bring your tone? I got some snake

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<v Speaker 1>skin shoes and fit right up, clean up on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I got one more thing? Is you listening? Man? What

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<v Speaker 1>man like I said? What you got to say? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>this is nephew from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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<v Speaker 1>just got pranked by your neighbor reader. Ain't this banker

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<v Speaker 1>kept from the radio station? Is this coming from the

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Harby Morning Show. I'm a whoop reading got you

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<v Speaker 1>coling Man? You had me to come down there, man,

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<v Speaker 1>and you better be glad I'm eating. I can't believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey man, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all played practical jokes. So, folks man, before what you've

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<v Speaker 1>been you've been there so long you just think got known?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, right here. You haven't been over somebody's house.

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<v Speaker 1>I was over girl house one time. Story have numbered

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<v Speaker 1>a little two sheets of paper on that roll left,

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<v Speaker 1>and I knew that wasn't enough. You ever took the

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<v Speaker 1>roll off and got your finger nail up under the corner,

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<v Speaker 1>started peeling it off in the layoffs. Yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't use the roll before. I don't. Yeah. Yeah. If

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<v Speaker 1>you get your thumb up on that, you can peel

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<v Speaker 1>it off like biscuit paper. Yeah, like a hungry jack biscuit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you peel it off and then go round in the end.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you peel it again and even made live thin

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<v Speaker 1>sheet you with that? That to save you, Okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>just just can't apply a lot of pressure. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>going have a breakthrough moment the God Boy to Lick

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<v Speaker 1>knox Field, Tennessee. Here I come, and I come baby,

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<v Speaker 1>the Knoxville Civic Auditor You this Friday night, me and

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<v Speaker 1>my boy Bruce Roose. Tickets on sale right now. Getting

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<v Speaker 1>getting Getti, Getti, get It knocks Beal Civic Auditorium, Me

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<v Speaker 1>and my boy Bros. Bros. Boy, wait till you hear

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<v Speaker 1>this strawberry letter. Thank you, nephew. We'll be back right

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<v Speaker 1>after this