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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today's subject,

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Speaker 1: I'd rather say I don't instead of I do. But

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Speaker 1: right now, nephew Tommy is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got nough? Well, Scharla. We all been there before.

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Speaker 1: We've all been in a situation where things didn't go

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Speaker 1: as playing, and you know, we get ahead of ourselves,

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Speaker 1: and we've all had this one line that we've said

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Speaker 1: to somebody in the house, can you bring me some paper?

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Speaker 1: Can you bring me some paper? I'm not the only one.

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Speaker 1: And then, man, you know, sometimes sometimes call the people,

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Speaker 1: don't check. Sometime you run in a harry. Sometimes you

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Speaker 1: don't know when you realize that two sheets on that

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Speaker 1: and stuck in that card board. God tell you right now, boy,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna pay for that. Can't you bring me some paper? Hello? Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles. Yeah. This Charlotte,

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Speaker 1: This Juna, This Charlotte. How can I help you? Hey? Listen, Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm you boy, I'm with my speaking with I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: this Scotty man. I'm I'm house sitting for reader. She

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Speaker 1: y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she told me she was

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Speaker 1: going outtown. What can I do for your brother? I

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Speaker 1: caught y'all down on the way, man, Yeah, I'm in

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Speaker 1: the house. Both our houses, yeah, I think let's see. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're four houses down. Okay. Now, she loved me a number, man,

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Speaker 1: love me, y'all know me? And then she loved Miss Dars. No.

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Speaker 1: I try to call Miss Darts, but then nobody answered

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Speaker 1: the phone. Yeah. She normally in church around this time.

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Speaker 1: Reel said she was gonna be gone for a minute.

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Speaker 1: So you say you're doing there right? Right? Right? Then

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Speaker 1: she told me if I got an emergency, the thing

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Speaker 1: that I could reach out to y'all and call y'all right,

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Speaker 1: right right, okay? Are you are you busy right now? Man? Well? Actually,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner

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Speaker 1: and uh, I got some meat on the grill. But

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Speaker 1: other than that, you know, okay, I mean you you

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Speaker 1: you are you able to help me out with something

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Speaker 1: right quick? Or you got you got time for that? Well?

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Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking. If

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Speaker 1: there's something I can help you with, I you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't mind coming down there and and uh showing

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Speaker 1: your doing whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie,

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Speaker 1: would you help to have any paper? Man? Any paper? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying? No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no news. But let me some paper. You have some paper?

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Speaker 1: I didn't what notebook paper? No? See man, listen, Charlie,

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Speaker 1: like I said, my name is Scotty. Man. I know

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Speaker 1: you don't know me. I didn't. Got myself in little

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Speaker 1: situation here down here, read the house, man, and I

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Speaker 1: I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation. I actually I'm

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Speaker 1: in the bath from man, and it ain't no paper

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Speaker 1: in here. Dog. So you're saying you want me to

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Speaker 1: bring you some toilet papers. I mean, if you're on mind,

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting here my legs and got none. Can feel

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Speaker 1: my whole little body, man, from butt down, I can't

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Speaker 1: feel nothing in my feet, everything, and went to sleep

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Speaker 1: on the hold up by this dude down here at

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Speaker 1: read the house saying he wants me to bring his

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Speaker 1: paper because he didn't got numbed sitting on the truck. Man.

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Speaker 1: Look at here, bro, I'm in the middle of cooking.

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Speaker 1: I wish I could help you, but you know, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I can't tell you here about four hours of doctor.

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Speaker 1: You should run down here right quickly. I'm at the

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Speaker 1: back door. I have to say. Man, I understand all

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Speaker 1: that you're saying, but like I said, I'm in the

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Speaker 1: middle of cooking for my wife. We're having a little

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Speaker 1: special occasion because our kids and stuff going, and I

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Speaker 1: can't leave her like that just to come bring you know,

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Speaker 1: paper Now, what I can't tell you to do is

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Speaker 1: if reader got one of them tis or something. Town man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not using nobody town like. That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey,

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Speaker 1: but lower your voice. Man. You called me to help you,

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Speaker 1: and you acting like I called you to not have

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Speaker 1: no guy bath all I'm asking for just and they're

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Speaker 1: then you get on back to your duner. Well what

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Speaker 1: you was tid like what you need to do. But

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Speaker 1: you said you had emergency. I thought the house of

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Speaker 1: out the house. But I'm not gonna come down and

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Speaker 1: bring you know, take me because that don't sound like emergency.

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Speaker 1: That's not like some personal Furthermore, you're in the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: just jump out your clone getting the shot on like so,

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Speaker 1: I'm not finn a dog. That's like I said, I'm

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Speaker 1: numb right now, man, I need some help and over

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Speaker 1: So you want me to come down and bring you

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Speaker 1: some toilet papers and pick your numbers? You can't get

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Speaker 1: up out the tallet. If I want to help you,

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Speaker 1: then that's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in

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Speaker 1: an emergency. Man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man,

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Speaker 1: that don't sound like emergency, like a little quick fix

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Speaker 1: to get your drawings and white your drawn to them,

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Speaker 1: get you some moth. Mean, I'm not going to walk

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Speaker 1: full houses down there to bring you some toilet papers.

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Speaker 1: Your legs now, I'm high. How are you gonna get

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Speaker 1: up and over there? The backdoor is open. All you

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Speaker 1: gotta do is come in here and reaching here and

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Speaker 1: pass me a roll of paper. Man, That's all I'm

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Speaker 1: asking you to do, Mr Charlotte, I understand that. But

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to come down and bring you no paper.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to bring you and bring me some

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Speaker 1: paper down here, man, Don't you know? Man? Say, man,

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Speaker 1: who the hell you thank you higling that you need me.

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Speaker 1: I don't need you. We won't you to do something. Man.

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Speaker 1: You see, I'm sitting in a situation the reader left

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Speaker 1: y'all number that y'alla helped me while I'm down to

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Speaker 1: your house watching man. Just you're crazy, baby man, what

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Speaker 1: wrong with you? You're gonna call me asking me to

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Speaker 1: bring you some new paper. I told you that I

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Speaker 1: was in the middle of fixing me and my wife

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Speaker 1: from dinner and you come calling me talking about something

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Speaker 1: paper man. I don't want to hear no if I know,

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Speaker 1: and I ain't coming down and to bring you know

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Speaker 1: paper man. Hello, child, is you're gonna bring this paper? Man? Man?

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Speaker 1: Look like I told you before, I ain't gonna bring

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Speaker 1: you know paper down there. We don't wait no on

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Speaker 1: this street, old man, I can't just you can't to

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Speaker 1: leave me here and I'm numb like this, but not

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Speaker 1: to come bring no wrong man, no toilet paper because

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Speaker 1: here responsible when he going into the restroom. That sounds

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Speaker 1: like a prisoner problem. You you too wrong for that

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Speaker 1: that this is set your weights it though this is

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Speaker 1: an emergency, man, Man, that don't sal in the emergency.

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Speaker 1: That sounds like a personal problem. That you've got going on.

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Speaker 1: Come on, I want to get off of here, man,

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Speaker 1: You know me off with. I don't give them about

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Speaker 1: you being man, not a fact. As soon as you

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Speaker 1: get your out of there, you so that you come

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Speaker 1: on dying here. I'm coming down the check. I'm coming

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Speaker 1: down there the way. I am just like this hell

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Speaker 1: and I'm a wolf for not helping me while I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna sit your weight. Don't I got one more thing

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Speaker 1: I need to say to you that I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 1: Is you're listening? Bring your tone? I got some snake

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Speaker 1: skin shoes and fit right up, clean up on it.

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing? Is you listening? Man? What

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Speaker 1: man like I said? What you got to say? Man,

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Speaker 1: this is nephew from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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Speaker 1: just got pranked by your neighbor reader. Ain't this banker

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Speaker 1: kept from the radio station? Is this coming from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harby Morning Show. I'm a whoop reading got you

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Speaker 1: coling Man? You had me to come down there, man,

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Speaker 1: and you better be glad I'm eating. I can't believe it.

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Speaker 1: Hey man, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.

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Speaker 1: What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Show.

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Speaker 1: Y'all played practical jokes. So, folks man, before what you've

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Speaker 1: been you've been there so long you just think got known?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, right here. You haven't been over somebody's house.

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Speaker 1: I was over girl house one time. Story have numbered

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Speaker 1: a little two sheets of paper on that roll left,

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Speaker 1: and I knew that wasn't enough. You ever took the

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Speaker 1: roll off and got your finger nail up under the corner,

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Speaker 1: started peeling it off in the layoffs. Yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: didn't use the roll before. I don't. Yeah. Yeah. If

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Speaker 1: you get your thumb up on that, you can peel

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Speaker 1: it off like biscuit paper. Yeah, like a hungry jack biscuit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you peel it off and then go round in the end.

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Speaker 1: Then you peel it again and even made live thin

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Speaker 1: sheet you with that? That to save you, Okay, but

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Speaker 1: just just can't apply a lot of pressure. I'm just

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Speaker 1: going have a breakthrough moment the God Boy to Lick

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Speaker 1: knox Field, Tennessee. Here I come, and I come baby,

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Speaker 1: the Knoxville Civic Auditor You this Friday night, me and

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Speaker 1: my boy Bruce Roose. Tickets on sale right now. Getting

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Speaker 1: getting Getti, Getti, get It knocks Beal Civic Auditorium, Me

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Speaker 1: and my boy Bros. Bros. Boy, wait till you hear

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Speaker 1: this strawberry letter. Thank you, nephew. We'll be back right

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Speaker 1: after this