WEBVTT - Awkward Thursday: Hello Universe, Are You There?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's brooking Jeffrey in the morning, and you all

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<v Speaker 1>love these awkward calls, so we're doing it again on Thursday.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a brand new awkward Thursday phone call for

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<v Speaker 1>you today, so I hope you enjoy that episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, get prepared for.

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<v Speaker 3>The intro of it. Everyone loves it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and what are we seeing on the comment sections?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Dan said, Hi all Dan here.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been listening for the last two to three years now,

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<v Speaker 3>every day, trying to listen to every episode. I've always

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<v Speaker 3>wondered what my clients must think is I'm mowing their grass,

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<v Speaker 3>riding around laughing in their yard as I listened to y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I don't know if the same guy.

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<v Speaker 4>I had a guy coming my shore last night who

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<v Speaker 4>said he's listened to every single second date.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a farmer. He's farmed over.

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<v Speaker 4>A million chickens, like a ginormous farm, and every morning

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<v Speaker 4>he plays the show for the chickens.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, I just love the visual of a guy mowing

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<v Speaker 1>your lawn, just laughing maniacally.

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<v Speaker 5>Looking out mom.

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<v Speaker 2>I really loves grass. That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, thank you for listening to Thank you for the

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<v Speaker 1>farmer too, for being here. Yeah, we got your brand

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<v Speaker 1>new episode starting right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there anything more cringey than seeing a marriage proposal

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<v Speaker 2>gone wrong? Oh my gosh, It's like you can't look

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<v Speaker 2>away as the guy drops down to a knee and

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<v Speaker 2>then gets rejected, and suddenly the vibe inside that David

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<v Speaker 2>Busters is all messed up. Oh yeah, Now, imagine that

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<v Speaker 2>humiliation happening not once, not twice, but three separate times

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<v Speaker 2>to the same dude. Oh my god, that's where one

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<v Speaker 2>of our listeners is right now, and he's not ready

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<v Speaker 2>to give up just yet. He's seeking the type of

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<v Speaker 2>advice that only we could provide in your brand new

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<v Speaker 2>Awkward Thursday Phone Call coming up next. It's awkward. It's Thursday.

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<v Speaker 2>It's awkward Thursday phone call. Brook. How many times did

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<v Speaker 2>you make your husband propose before you finally said yes?

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<v Speaker 5>Who?

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<v Speaker 1>He just did it once?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, Wow, gave it up to him right away.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know. I've always been easy, Jeff, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, not expecting that well at all. According

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<v Speaker 2>to Chat GPT, who is the expert authority on this show,

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<v Speaker 2>the most times a man should pop the question after

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<v Speaker 2>getting rejected is once, maybe twice.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad proposed I think like three times to my mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh they've been married almost fifty years.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Say, it looks different for everybody, clearly, but one of

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<v Speaker 2>our listeners, Joe, needs help because he's already passed the

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<v Speaker 2>one or two pop the question threshold. Hey, look at that,

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<v Speaker 2>and he needs a little bit of advice. Joe. Welcome

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<v Speaker 2>to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Joe, you're in a scenario most people never would

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<v Speaker 4>be in.

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<v Speaker 2>Brother, Yeah, that's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you're still together. That says something like sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>when someone proposes and they say no, it's like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, we shouldn't be together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we have a lot of advice to offer you

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<v Speaker 2>before hearing anything about your story. Up, we're pumping them up. Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good. Well, let's hear about the relationship that you're

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<v Speaker 2>in right now.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. It's my girlfriend EM and I. We've been together

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<v Speaker 6>for five years.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say her name was EM like the letter ema?

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<v Speaker 5>M M.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, sorry, okay, I call her AM sometimes. Sorry that

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<v Speaker 6>makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, we prefer only formal names on this show,

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<v Speaker 2>so lock it up. So you've been with her, you

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<v Speaker 2>said five years?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, five years. We've done everything together. We've traveled to

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<v Speaker 6>all kinds of places. We have a dog, we bought

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<v Speaker 6>a condo together.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you guys kissed? Okay? Yeah, all right, just covering all.

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<v Speaker 1>The How does she how does she feel about the

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<v Speaker 1>idea of marriage?

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<v Speaker 6>This is the thing we have talked about. We both

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<v Speaker 6>want to be married. Okay, so I take action, I

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<v Speaker 6>go and I propose and she said no.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? Why why did she say no? I mean she's

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<v Speaker 1>obviously in it with you for the long haul.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I don't know. I don't know because I've then

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<v Speaker 6>proceeded to propose a couple more times. I've actually proposed

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<v Speaker 6>three times in the last eighteen months.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, whoa what.

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<v Speaker 6>Are you not getting?

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<v Speaker 5>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you doing it? Like? How's it going down?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we need the story behind what.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's different places, different ways. Two of them. I

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<v Speaker 6>was in public, like it was by a beautiful tree

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<v Speaker 6>in the park, the worst one, if I can let

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<v Speaker 6>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, let's do the worst. Yes, that sounds fun. What happened?

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<v Speaker 6>I paid for a firework It's like, and you imagine, yes,

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<v Speaker 6>let's get married and then a nice fifteen minutes of fireworks.

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<v Speaker 6>But she said no, and then we had to sit

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<v Speaker 6>there and watch fireworks, I'll get a reading. Yeah, go

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<v Speaker 6>home and just go to bed.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care why she doesn't tell you what's wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Does Emma say anything about it?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, she has told me she's fully ready, wants the

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<v Speaker 6>universe lets her know that she's ready.

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<v Speaker 1>This is out of your hands.

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<v Speaker 6>He's ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Is she really into astrology like the planets aligning?

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<v Speaker 6>And no, no, I've never I don't even know it.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Well, what does she mean that the universe will

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<v Speaker 2>let her know?

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<v Speaker 6>She just tells me the universe will let us both

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<v Speaker 6>know when it's the time. I even once proposed I

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<v Speaker 6>gave her a card that said, hey, babe, the universe

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<v Speaker 6>told me I should put a ring on it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's clever.

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<v Speaker 6>And her response was, yeah, no, that's not it.

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<v Speaker 2>The universe is a person that we need to ask

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<v Speaker 2>permission from.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not a bad idea. Have you talked to her family?

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe?

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<v Speaker 6>Well? Yeah, yeah, I actually did. I have asked her

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<v Speaker 6>father for permission all three times.

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<v Speaker 2>You went to her dad on three separate occasions to

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<v Speaker 2>ask for her hand in marriage. There's buddies. Now he

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<v Speaker 2>comes back. It happened again, brother?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, he just kind of shrugs his shoulders each time,

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<v Speaker 6>and by the time he said, well, son, I'm surprised

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<v Speaker 6>you are still with her, but he called your son.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, that's so bizarre. So where are you at, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>are you willing to be patient enough to wait for

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<v Speaker 1>whatever this universe moment is?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you even want to keep asking?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>I kind of do. I mean, I get it. Most

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<v Speaker 6>guys at this point would have said, forget it, I'm done.

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<v Speaker 6>If the universe is not giving me a green light yet,

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<v Speaker 6>and then maybe we should separate. But she's making it

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<v Speaker 6>very clear that she does not want to break up, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>and she's been happy and cheer even when she says no.

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<v Speaker 6>It wasn't like a down or no, it was a

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<v Speaker 6>like a positive, optimistic.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes silly. So okay, this you're definitely in a weird position.

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<v Speaker 2>But what made you reach out to our show for?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you looking for?

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<v Speaker 6>Looking for some advice on how do I even talk

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<v Speaker 6>to her about that? I don't want to propose on

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<v Speaker 6>your show or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you want to figure out what the universe like

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<v Speaker 1>when you'll know?

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<v Speaker 6>I would like to understand what is she looking for?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Help him unlock the key to her heart to say yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Jef, you should call her and say you're the universe calling.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that, But unfortunately this is an awkward Thursday

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<v Speaker 2>phone call, and that means Joe is the one that's

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<v Speaker 2>going to have to do the unlocking himself. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to come back and give you a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit of advice to help you call your girlfriend of

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<v Speaker 2>five years to figure her out what sign from the

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<v Speaker 2>universe is she looking for before she says yes to marriage.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, it's a little crazy, but we're gonna do

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<v Speaker 2>it an awkward Thursday right after this. Hold on, it's awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Thursday. It's awkward Thursday phone call. You gotta feel

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<v Speaker 2>for our listener, Joe. Here's a guy who's been in

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<v Speaker 2>love with a girl for five years.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, they're so cute together, and.

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<v Speaker 2>He desperately wants to marry her. She said no three

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<v Speaker 2>times to his proposals.

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<v Speaker 1>But in a happy way, but not yet.

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<v Speaker 2>With a big smile. Yes, absolutely not, and made it

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<v Speaker 2>clear she doesn't want to break up. She does want

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<v Speaker 2>to get married. It's just the universe hasn't told her

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<v Speaker 2>that it's right yet. Whatever that means. Even Joe isn't sure,

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<v Speaker 2>that's why he's hoping to get some clarity here with

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<v Speaker 2>us today during this awkward Thursday phone call, and find

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<v Speaker 2>out what exact exactly is his girlfriend waiting for. What

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<v Speaker 2>is Joe doing wrong? What's not aligning for Emma to

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<v Speaker 2>say yes to his proposal? So, Brooke, what's your advice?

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<v Speaker 1>I think you give up on the universe Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't think you wait around.

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<v Speaker 1>For any universal sign. I think you tell Emma listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a three ask limit. I did my part.

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<v Speaker 1>You understand the universe better than I am.

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<v Speaker 2>You do the asking. Now it's up to Emma now

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<v Speaker 2>to propose. Wow, give up your man card, Joe? What

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<v Speaker 2>do you think that a.

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<v Speaker 1>Man card thing?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's better than just giving up altogether.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes your life easier, right, Like you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to plan anything, you don't have to worry, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to spend any more money. It's all up to Emma.

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<v Speaker 6>You don't think it'll look like I'm giving up and

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<v Speaker 6>then that'll make her give up.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think you're saying like I don't get the universe.

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<v Speaker 2>You do. It's just one piece of advice. You can

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<v Speaker 2>not use it. Jose, what do you think.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you said you're okay waiting and proposing again, but

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<v Speaker 4>that may not be the right move for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>You need to give her a soft ultimatum.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that way she's like, oh, I'm gonna lose him.

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<v Speaker 2>The universe may speak to her. Yeah, it may speed

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<v Speaker 2>up her timeline if when you say yes, I just

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<v Speaker 2>got a text the universe and its time. What do

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<v Speaker 2>you think, Joe?

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<v Speaker 6>I do want this happen sooner later. It's getting a

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<v Speaker 6>little a little expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>Too many fireworks shows kind.

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<v Speaker 6>Of don't want to have to meet with her dad, Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to meet with her dad any I know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I.

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<v Speaker 6>Should bring her dad with me.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I have her dad do it for you. Like, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe would like to propose? Will you finally say yes?

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<v Speaker 2>We are officially cutting off the advice. Yeah, and we're

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna dial your girlfriend and see if she answers.

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<v Speaker 2>You got this, Joe, You're gonna find out what the

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<v Speaker 2>universe wants from you.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here we go. I'm gonna dollar number right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Let you make your awkward Thursday phone God, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, Hey baby, Oh I didn't I didn't recognize the number. Hi,

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<v Speaker 5>what's up, mama? How you doing, Booby?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm doing your head? How are you?

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<v Speaker 5>You remind me later before you come home. I seams

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<v Speaker 5>on sale at a supermarket.

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<v Speaker 6>If you can grab some somewhat some pumpkins.

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<v Speaker 5>You know the ice cream that you like? That that

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<v Speaker 5>cherry chip ice cream that you like. I just noticed

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<v Speaker 5>it was on sale. If you want to grab some

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<v Speaker 5>on your way home.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, I'll get that.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay. What's up?

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<v Speaker 6>What's up, Bobo? I'm I'm just thinking about us and

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<v Speaker 6>I love and all of these proposals, and let's talk about.

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<v Speaker 5>It, or how about we don't.

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<v Speaker 6>If we don't talk about it, then I'll just be

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<v Speaker 6>thinking about it all day. But I was thinking about

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<v Speaker 6>the universe. Yeah, it's how me and the universe. I

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<v Speaker 6>don't I don't know how to talk to the universe.

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<v Speaker 5>But well, how many times have I told you? You

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<v Speaker 5>don't talk to the universe? You listen to it? You wait?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? Yeah, Well like I haven't heard it. And I.

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<v Speaker 5>Know you're confused, and I know I've said this to

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<v Speaker 5>you before, but you have to trust that the universe

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<v Speaker 5>is going to reveal it and it's time. It's you

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<v Speaker 5>we just have to wait for it coming.

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<v Speaker 6>Baby. I have been patient and I and I've been listening.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know exactly what you're looking for, and I'm

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<v Speaker 6>no listen. I'm where I don't know if it's if

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<v Speaker 6>it's worth it that we can and you what you want.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait a second, what are we questioning here? There's none

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<v Speaker 5>of that, you know, and I know that we're meant

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<v Speaker 5>to be together. You know I love you, you know

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<v Speaker 5>I want to be with you. I just have to understand.

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<v Speaker 5>I've had this thing and I just I need to

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<v Speaker 5>follow it through what thing.

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<v Speaker 6>The universe thing or I'm continuous could do what?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>If I feel like if I tell you then it's

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<v Speaker 5>going to ruin it, it's not, then it won't be

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<v Speaker 5>the point.

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<v Speaker 6>I just need to help. I feel like I'm at

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<v Speaker 6>my end. I just need a clear path.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's not like that even, it's just it's just

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<v Speaker 5>it's just okay. When I was twelve, I made a

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<v Speaker 5>pact and the path was I want to sign from

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<v Speaker 5>the universe that the man I marry is the right one.

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<v Speaker 6>And so what you haven't gotten the sign yet?

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<v Speaker 5>The thing is the sign. It needs to come from you.

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<v Speaker 6>Baby, I'm very cold. We had fireworks, we had cheese.

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<v Speaker 5>No no, no, no, no. I know that's not the that's

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<v Speaker 5>not the sign. That's not the sign.

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<v Speaker 6>What what kind of he?

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<v Speaker 5>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 6>Baby?

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<v Speaker 5>It's a word? Okay, So it's a word that is

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<v Speaker 5>only between the universe and I. It's just we know,

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<v Speaker 5>and the thing of it is the time that we've

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<v Speaker 5>been together so far, you've not said it. Oh my.

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<v Speaker 6>The only reason that you said no to all of

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<v Speaker 6>my proposals it is because I haven't said the magic

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<v Speaker 6>word that you came up with when you were twelve.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello. Hello, there's a loud word.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, yes, yeah, Hello, Hello Emma.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Was the word awkward?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe the word was awkward again?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe? But this is a radio show. We're called Brook

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<v Speaker 2>and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh, welcome to it.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, Joe, what did you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>I was looking for help and they're just going to

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<v Speaker 6>help help. Let's figure it out, right, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of fun to leave you hanging a little bit, Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think we should spend the next five minutes

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<v Speaker 1>just saying words yes see and if we could get.

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<v Speaker 2>It, what do you guys?

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<v Speaker 4>Think a twelve year old came up with over twelve

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<v Speaker 4>year old.

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<v Speaker 1>See is it a person, place or thing?

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<v Speaker 5>Us?

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<v Speaker 6>Games?

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<v Speaker 5>Look, guys, I know you're all trying to help, and

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<v Speaker 5>I understand that he's frustrated. The Joe the universe will

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<v Speaker 5>give you the word when the last you just.

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<v Speaker 6>Hard bark.

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<v Speaker 4>Ambulance.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have a lot, We don't enough time for that, Joan.

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<v Speaker 2>And remember she was twelve when she made the packs.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to think of words that twelve year old

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<v Speaker 2>girls would like.

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<v Speaker 6>That's what baby. I don't know that many words.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Joan, Emma, you could be losing the most patient,

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<v Speaker 1>loving man, the person you're supposed to be with, because

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<v Speaker 1>you're stuck on this thing that you made up when

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<v Speaker 1>you were twelve years old.

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<v Speaker 6>Can I can I say, baby, you're not losing me.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not losing you, but we might both end up

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<v Speaker 6>in the looney bin.

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<v Speaker 5>That's positive, all right, all right, Heney baby boo boo.

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<v Speaker 5>We'll talk later over some ice cream. Okay. I love

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<v Speaker 5>you and I know that the words will come to you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not gonna tell us that defeats the purpose of

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<v Speaker 2>the whole game. Brooke, Dude, that's not a fun game.

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<v Speaker 1>So wait, is he gonna like be talking to you,

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<v Speaker 1>like in the bathroom while you're brushing your teeth and

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<v Speaker 1>he accidentally says the word and then you just break

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<v Speaker 1>down in tears and say, yes, I will marry you.

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<v Speaker 5>That's the question and better directed to the universe.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't ask the universe questions.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm aways supposed to listen like.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a very complicated relationship with the universe.

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<v Speaker 2>Joe. I feel like we got a lot of clarity

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<v Speaker 2>out of this phone call, but we are running out

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<v Speaker 2>of time. At least you know that there is one

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<v Speaker 2>word that you need to say to unlock a yes

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<v Speaker 2>to your marriage proposal.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe start playing scrabble together. It'll come up, you know.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, go pick up a dictionary and.

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<v Speaker 2>Page every morning to her, Joe. It's really good that

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<v Speaker 2>you love her, because I don't know that anybody else

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<v Speaker 2>ever could Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel for Brooke right now because I can't get

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<v Speaker 1>it out of my head.

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<v Speaker 2>And you could hear how badly she wants to know

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<v Speaker 2>what the word is, dude. Honestly, well, people couldn't see

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<v Speaker 2>this on the radio, but Brooke actually whipped out her

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<v Speaker 2>check book and was prepared to write a large sum

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<v Speaker 2>of money just to bribe the woman into finding out

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<v Speaker 2>the magic word.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know any glisteners would be grateful if I were?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, but Brooke held back. So I'm proud of

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<v Speaker 2>you for that. Brook. It is crazy, though, that they've

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<v Speaker 2>been together for five years. They do everything vacations and

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<v Speaker 2>shopping and home ownership, and not once has he said

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<v Speaker 2>the word that entire time.

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<v Speaker 1>Unicorn or glitter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, these are too normal too.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a feeling he's just gonna accidentally say it

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<v Speaker 4>one night, like in his sleep, and she's gonna wake

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<v Speaker 4>him up and be like, oh my god, we're getting married.

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<v Speaker 2>They're gonna say even say during a fight. Oh no, great,

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<v Speaker 2>now you have to propose there. It is well, Brooke.

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<v Speaker 2>If we come to learn that the word is moist,

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<v Speaker 2>do you want to know or do you want to

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<v Speaker 2>be kept in the dark on that one word moist?

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<v Speaker 2>We never know, and we can. By the way, the

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<v Speaker 2>word that we can do for you is help. We

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<v Speaker 2>can help you with your personal life if you ever

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<v Speaker 2>need it. Yeah, we'll try. I can't promise much, but

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<v Speaker 2>reach out to us and We can give you an

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<v Speaker 2>awkward call whenever you need it. Go follow us online

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<v Speaker 2>wherever you get your podcasts were available at Brook and

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<v Speaker 2>Jeffrey