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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember text at four one six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a secret, you can tell us anything, literally, whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: Because we don't even ask what your name is. You

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Speaker 1: always remain anonymous. That's why everybody calls in to tell

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Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname

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Speaker 1: and on the phone right now to tell us their

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret is mister was a bear? Was a fuzzy?

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Speaker 1: Wuzzy was the bear? As the bear is the last name?

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Speaker 1: So is that like a real character of something. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's like a nursery rhyme? Right, Oh, never heard it?

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Speaker 1: You never heard that? Nope? Is it similarly the tongue

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Speaker 1: twisted one? Like she sells sea shells by the seahol? Right,

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Speaker 1: hold up, I'll figure this out, but I'll say hi

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Speaker 1: to them. Hello, Fuzzy was he was a bear? Yea, hello, Hello.

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Speaker 1: I definitely am not familiar with that nursery rhyme. You

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Speaker 1: made it up? Maybe I did. I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: google that, but anyway, thanks for coming on the show.

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Speaker 1: You have a dirty Little Secrets? Tell us? Yeah, yeah, so, um,

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Speaker 1: I'm not proud of it obviously, Otherwise it wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: like a dirty little secret. But I don't think that

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Speaker 1: I'm the worst person ever, you know. At the same time, basically,

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Speaker 1: I stole my parking space this morning at work. You

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Speaker 1: stole it when somebody was pulling in and you stole

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Speaker 1: it from them. Uh no, just just slightly a little

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Speaker 1: worse than that. But it was just a comedy of

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Speaker 1: errors this morning. Like I got up, I was running

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Speaker 1: late already, I carful with a friend, and like the

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Speaker 1: shoe was having issues, and it was just it was

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Speaker 1: one of those days where traffick didn't, you know, work

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Speaker 1: with us. It worked straight against us, and every light

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Speaker 1: seemed to be a red light, and I was just honestly,

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Speaker 1: we probably could have made it to work. You sound, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're amped. Yeah, well, listen, the parking lot that we

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Speaker 1: have at our work, we share it with three other businesses,

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Speaker 1: and it's not even big enough for one of them.

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Speaker 1: So like, if you don't get there early, there's no

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Speaker 1: parking spots and you have to either park on the

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Speaker 1: street or like park up the street, and it's just

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Speaker 1: so freaking annoying. So we get there and we're already

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Speaker 1: running late. I don't even really get anxious that much anymore. Well,

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Speaker 1: you're giving me anxiety. Just listen to talk about this situation. Well,

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Speaker 1: fixing how I felt, I think how you feel currently

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Speaker 1: right now? Well, okay, So we get there and we

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Speaker 1: get to the parking lot and I'm like, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: just make a run through it, just in case there's

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Speaker 1: a parking spot, which I know there probably isn't. And

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Speaker 1: I see one. I see a parking spot and I'm

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Speaker 1: about to pull in and there's a freaking booter, motorcycle

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Speaker 1: whatever in this parking spot. And I'm like, are you

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Speaker 1: serious right now? So my coworker my fine, She's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: it's fine, We'll just park down the street. It will

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Speaker 1: be fine. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no

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Speaker 1: today today, not today. No. What did you do about not?

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Speaker 1: I told her to Guys like, I parked the car

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Speaker 1: right there in the middle, and I said, get out

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Speaker 1: of the car. We're moving the scooter. I should go

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Speaker 1: my way. You picked up the scooter and moved it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: where did you put it on the curb? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: people do that to me before. I used to ride

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Speaker 1: a scooter. You did. Yeah, I used to ride a

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Speaker 1: scooter and I've had people move it like you would

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Speaker 1: be parked on the street and people would pick it

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Speaker 1: up and then move it onto the sidewalk so they

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Speaker 1: could park there. I've had that happened. Thinking of you

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Speaker 1: on a scooter is pretty funny. This week, I almost

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Speaker 1: parked it in the handicap spot, but then I was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: now that is too far. That is too far. So

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Speaker 1: I was like, okay, we'll just park it up on

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Speaker 1: the curb next to the handicap spot because I was

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Speaker 1: just like, scooters, schools do not need par parking spot.

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Speaker 1: I'm in a compact car already. You know you don't

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Speaker 1: need a full parking spot to yourself. There should just

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Speaker 1: be somewhere else that you can park your freaking scooter, right,

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Speaker 1: feel good to get that out? Yes, okay, good, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us little secret, and congratulations on

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Speaker 1: getting that parking spot. Also real quick to clear it up.

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Speaker 1: Fuzzy Wuzzy is a poem. It was written by the

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Speaker 1: English author Rudyard Kipling. Ok Well, thanks for the info,

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Speaker 1: and it goes fuzzy wuzzy. I can't believe nobody's ever

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Speaker 1: heard this before. It's weird. I thought this was very

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Speaker 1: popular I thought you were losing your mind when Fuzzy

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Speaker 1: Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy

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Speaker 1: Wuzzy wasn't really fuzzy Wuzzy. I never heard that before. Nope, nope, nope,

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Speaker 1: what that's just from your childhood, I guess, I guess,

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Speaker 1: and it was a strange one. All right. Well, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Fuzzy was a bear. Thank you guys so much for

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Speaker 1: letting me get that off my chest. What's your dirty

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