WEBVTT - HPP - Husband Protection Program - 10.23.26

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<v Speaker 1>Right now it is time for The Nephew and today's

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<v Speaker 1>prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got for us, Nephew?

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<v Speaker 3>I got it for you, Shirley, but first let me

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<v Speaker 3>say this. Greensboro, once again, I am here. We are

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<v Speaker 3>rocking all weekend long. Laying in the cut Jacksonville. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>be there next weekend at the Comedy Zone. Yeah, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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<v Speaker 3>Tickets on sale right now. The nephew is coming to Duval.

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<v Speaker 1>Duval. All right, it's time for the prank. Here it is.

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<v Speaker 3>This right here, you know, this is a very well-needed

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<v Speaker 3>type of business. This is Husband HPP. Husband Protection Program.

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<v Speaker 3>Husband Protection Program.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds, for once, it sounds pretty decent. Well, we

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<v Speaker 1>got to protect some of these husbands from some of

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<v Speaker 1>these wives. You know what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, please.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, please. And see, just like that, I will call

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<v Speaker 1>Tosh and ask him if he's okay. Is he okay?

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<v Speaker 1>We want to be a part of this program.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, Clay.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you feeling froggy?

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<v Speaker 5>Leave.

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<v Speaker 4>Leave.

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<v Speaker 1>See, right there. Right there. A lot of husbands out

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<v Speaker 1>there that want, that need this type of protection. So,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 4>He's good.

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<v Speaker 3>For you guys out there that don't have, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>you want the man cave, can't have that, can't have

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<v Speaker 3>what you want right now.

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<v Speaker 1>He got all that. That's when we step in and

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<v Speaker 1>try to get you what you need. This is the

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<v Speaker 1>Husband Protection Program. Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>We make life better for you. And somebody's got to

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<v Speaker 3>speak on your behalf, and that's what we do. HPP,

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<v Speaker 3>Husband Protection Program. Let's go, CatDog.

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<v Speaker 6>Good afternoon. This is Morgan.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, Morgan. My name is Josh. I'm with HPP, giving

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<v Speaker 4>you a call. You are married to Mr. Sean. Am

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<v Speaker 4>I correct?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes. You're with who now?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm with HPP. We actually picked your husband up from

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<v Speaker 4>his job today. I wanted to give you a call.

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<v Speaker 6>Pick him up for what?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you're his wife, Morgan, right?

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<v Speaker 6>Correct.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. Actually, just wanted to make sure that he's okay

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<v Speaker 4>and we're worried.

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<v Speaker 6>About his well-being.

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<v Speaker 4>Why could he not be okay? What happened? Well, nothing's

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<v Speaker 4>happened as of right now. We've had a conversation with him,

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<v Speaker 4>and we've checked him out. He's definitely okay.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, but why are you picking him up, though? I

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<v Speaker 6>don't understand.

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<v Speaker 4>Why? All right, just calm down. Hang on a second.

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<v Speaker 4>I got a couple questions for you. Your husband, he

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<v Speaker 4>is about, what, 5'9, correct? Right. And you would agree

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<v Speaker 4>that Sean weighs about 175 pounds. Does that sound about right?

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<v Speaker 6>That he weighs? Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. Here's another question. Now, exactly, Morgan, how tall are you?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm 5'9, as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. And if you don't mind, I know it's... Different

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<v Speaker 4>type of question, but if you don't mind, how much

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<v Speaker 4>do you weigh?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like 200.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait a minute. What does how much I weigh have

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<v Speaker 4>to do with it?

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<v Speaker 5>What is wrong with him, and where is he right now?

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<v Speaker 4>We actually have him. We have him in our custody

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<v Speaker 4>right now.

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<v Speaker 5>You have him where?

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<v Speaker 4>We have him in our custody right now. Why? Here

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<v Speaker 4>at our headquarters at HPP. Your headquarters?

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<v Speaker 5>What is an HPP?

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<v Speaker 4>Ma'am, HPP is Husband Protection Program.

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<v Speaker 6>Husband protection?

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<v Speaker 5>I've never heard of such a thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Why is he there? Well, the problem we have, and

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<v Speaker 4>we've been getting some actual complaints and whatnot, and not

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<v Speaker 4>necessarily from him, but that you've been bullying your husband.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, you know what?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm at my job, and I'm going to need you

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<v Speaker 5>to hold on one second so I can go in here.

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<v Speaker 6>What did you say?

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<v Speaker 4>Have you and Sean had any arguments at all lately?

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<v Speaker 6>Have we had? We're married. Have we had arguments? Of

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<v Speaker 6>course you had arguments. What does that have to do

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<v Speaker 6>with anything?

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<v Speaker 4>Have you guys had any altercations?

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<v Speaker 6>Any altercations?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 6>What kind of altercations?

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<v Speaker 4>Have you been bullying your husband in a physical way?

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<v Speaker 5>Have I been bullying him?

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<v Speaker 6>Bullying him how?

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<v Speaker 4>Have you been? What the f * * *?

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<v Speaker 5>Bullying him?

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<v Speaker 4>For somebody to turn in and give us.

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<v Speaker 5>Somebody who?

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<v Speaker 4>Who? Who? I don't want to give a complaint, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 5>If it's him, you need to let me talk to him.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't put him on. This is what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 4>What is this you're talking about?

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<v Speaker 5>You caught me at my job, pulled off a freaking

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<v Speaker 5>HPP crash, and somebody turned somebody in for some argument.

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<v Speaker 6>We're married.

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<v Speaker 5>Who do you f * * * ing.

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<v Speaker 6>Hold married and does not argue?

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<v Speaker 4>I understand you're married, but it is my job to

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<v Speaker 4>protect husbands that are getting bullied by their wives. This

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<v Speaker 4>is not the example.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, let me speak to him.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not at liberty to let you speak to him

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<v Speaker 4>right now. What you're not going to do is bully

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<v Speaker 4>me as well. Everybody's trying to bully you.

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<v Speaker 5>I want to know what's going on and why you're

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<v Speaker 5>calling me at my job with some crap about.

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<v Speaker 6>Him being at some headquarters of an HCP. I don't

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<v Speaker 6>even know what an HCP is.

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<v Speaker 5>I've never heard of an HCP, and my husband is

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<v Speaker 5>not even protected from anybody.

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<v Speaker 4>Talking about me. It is husband protection program. You've been

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<v Speaker 4>bullying your husband. You've been using bad language with your husband.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not. My husband, when he said I do, he

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<v Speaker 6>said I do accept whatever she says to me, whatever

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<v Speaker 6>she says to me, however she says it, and that's

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<v Speaker 6>what the he gets. And if he has a problem

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<v Speaker 6>with arguing with me.

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<v Speaker 5>He needs to stop his crap and there won't be

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<v Speaker 5>no argument. And you tell him that.

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<v Speaker 4>You see, this is what we're talking about. This is

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<v Speaker 4>why he's been picked up today and brought into our

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<v Speaker 4>custody so that he would be definitely protected from you.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what? If he needs my protection and he's

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<v Speaker 5>in your custody now, you can keep him there.

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<v Speaker 6>How about that?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, here's what we're going to do. Somebody's going to

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<v Speaker 4>be picking you up, bringing you in so we can

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<v Speaker 4>have a conversation. You're not picking me up and bringing

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<v Speaker 4>me nowhere.

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<v Speaker 6>What the f * * *?

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<v Speaker 5>What do you think this is?

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<v Speaker 4>We're bringing you in so we can have a conversation

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<v Speaker 4>with you. Let me explain something to you, ma'am. We

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<v Speaker 4>will be bringing you in, having a conversation with you.

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<v Speaker 5>You're not bringing me in.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not going anywhere with you. You're going to be

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<v Speaker 4>coming in, and you're going to do exactly what we

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<v Speaker 4>tell you to do.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not going anywhere with anybody.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you physically or mentally abusing your husband? You know what?

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<v Speaker 6>You don't have to pick me up.

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<v Speaker 5>Tell me where you are.

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<v Speaker 6>I will come to you.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't have to pick me up.

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<v Speaker 6>I will come down there. I will handle you and

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<v Speaker 6>him at the same time. You tell me where you are.

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<v Speaker 4>This is what we're talking about. I'm going to ask

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<v Speaker 4>you a serious question. Is there some type of consequence

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<v Speaker 4>if he doesn't listen to you?

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<v Speaker 6>Is there a consequence?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, what are you doing? Are you treating your

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<v Speaker 4>husband like a child? What are you doing to him?

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<v Speaker 5>If he's acting like a child, he's going to be

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<v Speaker 5>treated like a child. If he has a problem with

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<v Speaker 5>how I treat him, you talk to him about how.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me ask you something, Ms. Morgan. What do you

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<v Speaker 4>do for a living?

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<v Speaker 5>I am head of security at this building, and they're

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<v Speaker 5>about to call security on me because I'm loud in

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<v Speaker 5>this room.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, so you're head of security. So you know all

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<v Speaker 4>about putting people in chokeholds and how to apprehend a person,

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<v Speaker 4>don't you?

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<v Speaker 5>That is my job.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I do. So are you doing that at home? What?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not going to tell you again. I don't harm

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<v Speaker 5>that man in any way.

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<v Speaker 6>No way.

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<v Speaker 5>Have I ever, would I ever, nor has he me.

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<v Speaker 5>He needs to get his behind in his car and

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<v Speaker 5>go back to work. We have bills to pay and

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<v Speaker 5>don't have time for this crap.

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<v Speaker 4>I got one more thing I need to say to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you listening?

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<v Speaker 5>You don't have nothing to say to me but that

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<v Speaker 5>you about to put my husband on the phone and

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<v Speaker 5>let me talk to him about this crap.

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<v Speaker 4>Sean, Sean, sit down. Sit down, Sean. No, don't talk.

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<v Speaker 5>Hand him the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me talk.

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<v Speaker 6>I need to understand what.

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<v Speaker 4>The heck this is coming from. Sit down, Sean. I

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<v Speaker 4>got it. Let me finish the conversation with him, okay?

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<v Speaker 5>No, you don't need to finish it.

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<v Speaker 6>Let me finish with his s * * *.

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<v Speaker 5>Put him on the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello?

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<v Speaker 6>Uh-huh.

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<v Speaker 4>I have one more thing to ask you. Are you listening? Mm-hmm.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you listening?

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<v Speaker 5>Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 4>This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 4>You just got pranked by your husband, Sean.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello? Morgan, you there?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't believe this crap. Where you at right now, man?

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<v Speaker 6>I was worried about.

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<v Speaker 4>The people at your job. Where you at?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm back here in this closet, sweating like a freaking

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<v Speaker 6>pig in heat. Dripping makeup everywhere. I cannot believe this.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, God, man. Okay, baby, I got to ask you,

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<v Speaker 4>what is the baddest, I'm talking about the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 4>show in the land?

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<v Speaker 5>The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done. Thank you so kindly. Yeah, you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Goodbye. Hey, pranking is big business, baby. Big business. All right, nephew.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. Subject, it's a player's ball

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<v Speaker 1>every weekend, baby. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I would go to a player's ball if they still

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<v Speaker 3>had player's ball.

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<v Speaker 1>I would actually go. You should throw one.

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<v Speaker 4>We should throw one.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's throw a player's ball. Let's throw a player's ball.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be so much fun.

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<v Speaker 3>In the shot and then to Detroit and then to

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<v Speaker 3>New York and Philly. Ice-T, you got to come to

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<v Speaker 3>the ball. Ice-T got to come to the ball.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.