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Speaker 1: emailed us for a second date update, saying that she
Speaker 1: went out with a guy about a month ago okay,
Speaker 1: and now she's finally ready to get back in touch
Speaker 1: with him. A. Yeah, I don't know why she would
Speaker 1: wait a whole month. Either she's playing the really really
Speaker 1: slow game. Yeah, I've heard of the month rule. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: or two she's superstitious and only wants to talk to
Speaker 1: him on the thirteenth of every month just to be safe.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's find out. Oh my god, Clarissa,
Speaker 1: is that true? Hi? Hi? Hi? Are you? Yeah? Good?
Speaker 1: Which name for sure? Oh my god? Okay, oh no,
Speaker 1: she regrets call. We'll get to it in just a second.
Speaker 1: But first, Clarissa, tell us about the guy that you
Speaker 1: want us to call today. What's his name? His name's Matthew,
Speaker 1: and we met on coffee Meats Bagel a month ago. Oh,
Speaker 1: I've heard of that one coffee meats Bagel. Yeah. I've
Speaker 1: been on a lot of the free ones, and I
Speaker 1: thought that if I'm paid for a subscription, I'd find
Speaker 1: like better quality guys. I guess you know, yeah, five
Speaker 1: bucks a month and boom, the whole new world of
Speaker 1: dating opens up. I hear, I hear. Yeah, you've never
Speaker 1: done it. Yeah, you're not swiping on Jose on coffee
Speaker 1: meeting Bagel. That makes sense because if the guys willing
Speaker 1: to pay to meet, then he must at least have
Speaker 1: a job. Yeah. Serious, Yeah, invested. I was thinking more
Speaker 1: invested in the process, right, Like you're taking it more seriously,
Speaker 1: like Jose said, with people. So what was that like
Speaker 1: when you hit up Matthew? I mean, did you contact
Speaker 1: him first? I it? Um, what So that's me about
Speaker 1: Matthew is bad? First of all, he's really handsome, like
Speaker 1: not a conventional way, which is something that I love.
Speaker 1: I guess unconventionally handsome. Yeah at all. He has really
Speaker 1: cute crooked dose that I find so endearing. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought for sure she was gonna say super old,
Speaker 1: because that's I mean handsome and old people go together.
Speaker 1: I usually stay hot, but you know prominent bridge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so what what did you and Matthew do? So we
Speaker 1: went out to coffee? Oh yeah, is that a requirement
Speaker 1: of the website that you have to get coffee stick
Speaker 1: and you have to eat bagels on the first date? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I love coffee, so okay. I
Speaker 1: think it's always so brave to go on a first
Speaker 1: date with someone you know, don't know without alcohol. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do, Like, I don't think I could do it. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm always really impressed, even if it's a breakfast day. Right, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, So how did coffee with Matthew go? It
Speaker 1: went really well. He told me about what happened to
Speaker 1: his nose and apparently it got broken because his four
Speaker 1: year old nephew punched him. Okay, so your future boyfriend
Speaker 1: got beat up by a child. That's cool. I'd like
Speaker 1: super cute, super cute, or it says a lot about
Speaker 1: his family dynamic. But okay, I punched him back. Yeah
Speaker 1: he punched the baby. No, So anyway, so I told
Speaker 1: him that I was going to get my wisdom teeth
Speaker 1: taking up the following week. And you know that I
Speaker 1: was really nervous about it, and he offered to drive
Speaker 1: me there and picked me up. Oh wow, wait did
Speaker 1: he actually do it? Did he take you to your
Speaker 1: wisdom teeth appointment? Yes? So he drove me there the
Speaker 1: following week and picked me up. I think, I think,
Speaker 1: have you never seen a YouTube video of people after?
Speaker 1: Why would you do this? Baby punched him? So she
Speaker 1: probably did. But like you always say something stupid after
Speaker 1: you get your wisdom teeth out, Like I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I just needed someone. He honestly was doing a person available. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but it was really sweet. I got there fine. I
Speaker 1: know he picked me up, but I don't know what
Speaker 1: happened after or how I got home by him. But
Speaker 1: of course you don't. Wait, you haven't heard from him
Speaker 1: since then, So you did something while you were high? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I texted him after just
Speaker 1: being like thick so much, you know, forgetting me home.
Speaker 1: I hope everything was okay and I didn't do anything
Speaker 1: weird or whatever, and he just like never got back
Speaker 1: to me. And that's been a month ago. Oh no something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's forgivable. I mean, it's not like this guy
Speaker 1: doesn't know she was under anesthesia. I don't know. She
Speaker 1: could have the truth serum and said some real perhaps
Speaker 1: to you for going a whole month without texting him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I couldn't do that. I'm interested to know what you
Speaker 1: did or said while you were high on anesthesia. So
Speaker 1: I think we all are. Let's play a song, we'll
Speaker 1: come back, we'll call Matthew, and we'll try and get
Speaker 1: you your second date update. Okay, Clarissa, Okay, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. All right, hold on if you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in for the second date update, we're talking with Clarissa,
Speaker 1: who went out with a guy named Matthew on a
Speaker 1: coffee date. She ended up liking him so much that
Speaker 1: she trusted him to take her to and pick her
Speaker 1: up from her wisdom Teeth appointment. Yeah, so that happened,
Speaker 1: and afterwards he's not calling her back. He hasn't even
Speaker 1: texted her to check in. And now she's okay. Now, Clarissa,
Speaker 1: I know that after you got your wisdom teeth out,
Speaker 1: you were on the anesthesia. You don't remember a lot,
Speaker 1: But is there anything that you do remember from it
Speaker 1: that might explain why he's avoiding you. I have like
Speaker 1: a very blurry memory of the possibly drooling on him. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's fine, but I think I also maybe
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but maybe I try to kiss him too.
Speaker 1: I'm really not sure, I think also, Okay, I mean,
Speaker 1: what is this guy expecting when he's gonna pick somebody up?
Speaker 1: I agree with should be flattered. Okay, guys, I know.
Speaker 1: I mean it could be a lot for a guy
Speaker 1: to handle the second time that you interact with someone.
Speaker 1: That's all we're saying. But let's find out. Okay, we'll
Speaker 1: see what he's thinking. We're gonna call Matthew right now.
Speaker 1: You ready, Clarissa, Yes, all right, I'm gonna doll the number.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Matthew. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: calling from doctor Sherman's office. Oh my god. You picked
Speaker 1: up a female patient of ours recently, and while you're
Speaker 1: in the lobby, our receptionist said she saw you steal
Speaker 1: a handful of pens. We would like those back, please
Speaker 1: from a from a doctor's office. That's right, Okay, Oh okay,
Speaker 1: so you remember this please. I gotta be honest. I
Speaker 1: wasn't expecting him to answer that. Ye. Sorry, Matthew. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm not really calling from the dentist. My name is
Speaker 1: Jeffrey from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: I'm doing something called a second date update. Okay. The
Speaker 1: way that that works is if you go out on
Speaker 1: a date with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling
Speaker 1: you back, you can reach out to us and we'll
Speaker 1: get in contact with them for you to try and
Speaker 1: figure out what went wrong. And so you recently went
Speaker 1: out with a woman named Clarissa. Yeah, yep, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: Clarissa emailed us because she says that she had a
Speaker 1: great time with you and really likes you and really
Speaker 1: appreciates that you would take her home after she got
Speaker 1: oral surgery, and she's hoping that she can see you again.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's the best idea that we go out.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what you guys know. Did
Speaker 1: she tell you what happened? She told us that you
Speaker 1: picked her up. I mean, you guys went on a
Speaker 1: date first, you went and got coffee. She told us
Speaker 1: about that and had a great time, and she said
Speaker 1: she really thought that you were handsome and that there
Speaker 1: was a connection. Yeah. I mean, we had a nice
Speaker 1: time and she seemed great. But when I went to
Speaker 1: pick her up. She was dropped obviously after the surgery.
Speaker 1: Then the whole way home, she's just saying crazy stuff,
Speaker 1: And I don't know. I just don't know if it's
Speaker 1: the best idea if we see each other again. Okay,
Speaker 1: we kind of thought to be honest. Yeah, but what
Speaker 1: could she have said? She was drug double lady. You
Speaker 1: knew she was. Clarissa doesn't remember pretty much anything that
Speaker 1: happened during the ride home, So could you maybe explain
Speaker 1: a little bit. This is really embarrassing, But um, while
Speaker 1: I was driving the whole way home, she kept making
Speaker 1: jokes about my height. Is that an issue for you?
Speaker 1: Like an area of self where you're self conscious. I'm
Speaker 1: five to seven, I'm not that short. I'm taller than
Speaker 1: she is. Yeah, okay, okay, And normally I wouldn't necessarily care,
Speaker 1: but she was relentless about it. She was making jokes
Speaker 1: about it, like the entire way home. What was she saying,
Speaker 1: You're so tiny? You're like my tiny little uber driver.
Speaker 1: It wasn't really her. I mean, anesthesia is different than alcohol. Right,
Speaker 1: With alcohol, I feel like you're still yourself. Anaesthesia you
Speaker 1: become a who knows what your brain is doing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can't you give her a break for that? I mean,
Speaker 1: she said I needed a booster seat. Okay, fine, smart cars.
Speaker 1: She's obviously attracted to you. She told us again and again,
Speaker 1: how handsome you are, how excited she was about going
Speaker 1: out with you. Now I know how that four year
Speaker 1: old nephew hit you in the nose because you I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding. I'm kidding, Matthew. He does not think it's funny.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry jokes on this show, just so you know. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I realized that, and I was surprised, I guess, just
Speaker 1: because I was willing to give her the benefit of
Speaker 1: the doubt in the beginning. But she just kept going
Speaker 1: the whole time. Basically the whole way home. She was
Speaker 1: singing the upa Lumpa song to me. When I tried
Speaker 1: to god, did you happen to catch any of this
Speaker 1: on video? Perchance? Um? I didn't. I was the only
Speaker 1: one there. Yeah, but if it had been on video,
Speaker 1: that would have been the anthony. That would have been
Speaker 1: like a viral video about how oh buddy. I mean,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. You have met her. We've only talked
Speaker 1: to her for a little bit, and even in that time,
Speaker 1: she seems like a lovely person who would never purposely
Speaker 1: hurt someone's feelings. No, she's a hide shamer. Aren't all
Speaker 1: women I care exactly. You just kind have to take
Speaker 1: it and accept it. But you're okay, dude. Some of
Speaker 1: the hottest guys I've dated were short because they're not
Speaker 1: taken by the tall ones. It looked like supermodels short.
Speaker 1: I'm five to seven. I don't know why guys okay
Speaker 1: barely below average. I think, look, Matthew, like, don't you
Speaker 1: want to at least give Clarissa a chance to explain
Speaker 1: herself a little bit. I don't think it would matter.
Speaker 1: It was clearly on her mind. She obviously thinks it,
Speaker 1: so it was just coming out. You know. It's like
Speaker 1: the truth comes out when you're drunk. I think it's
Speaker 1: probably that's the same type of thing. No, it is
Speaker 1: not the same people now people see like little green
Speaker 1: aliens when they're coming off of their wisdom teeth like,
Speaker 1: it's not because they really believe in little green aliens.
Speaker 1: I know, but there was no green aliens. She was
Speaker 1: very accurate. I don't know. I'm not on anesthesia right now,
Speaker 1: but the truth is about to come out because I'm
Speaker 1: about to tell you, Matthew, that Clarissa has been on
Speaker 1: the other line listening and she wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I am so sorry. I just I
Speaker 1: cannot even apologist, and I am so sorry. I I
Speaker 1: don't think you're short. I think you're like a short guy,
Speaker 1: but like, I don't think you're short, like too short.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't even know what I'm saying. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry I did all of that. That is so
Speaker 1: mean of me. You called me a hobbit four times.
Speaker 1: I did not. Oh my god, Oh my god, Clarissa,
Speaker 1: you were a bully. I didn't know what I was saying.
Speaker 1: I was drugged up. Yeah, I agree with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but deep down you must have had an issue with
Speaker 1: it because it's the only thing you talked about. I
Speaker 1: would be lying if I said I wasn't on my mind.
Speaker 1: But it's not like a deal breaker at all. It
Speaker 1: just sounds like, Matthew, like, I mean, I think she's
Speaker 1: being honest. She doesn't care about your height. I mean
Speaker 1: it's something that she noticed, just like I'm sure there
Speaker 1: was some sort of something that you noticed about her
Speaker 1: that she was probably self conscious about. Like, don't let
Speaker 1: your own insecurities stand in the way of somebody that
Speaker 1: you think is cool. Yeah, she sounds really sweet. She's
Speaker 1: not a height supremacist is a real term. What do
Speaker 1: you say, Matthew. I mean, she's obviously very very remorseful
Speaker 1: about what happened and doesn't feel that way about you.
Speaker 1: Really wants to get to know you. And with that said,
Speaker 1: would you be willing to give her another shot? Because
Speaker 1: we'll pay for you, guys, go out on one more date.
Speaker 1: You're not sending us to an amusement park. We'll be
Speaker 1: too short for there's a sense of humor. What do
Speaker 1: you say? One more date on us? One more date
Speaker 1: on you, guys? And she wears flats. What do you think, Clarissa?
Speaker 1: I love flats all right now? Clarissa sing us out
Speaker 1: oomph okay, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. That was
Speaker 1: the second date update from a few months back, and
Speaker 1: now joining us once again. It's Clarissa, and he shout
Speaker 1: at Matthew, welcome back, guys. Hey guys, Matthew, Hey, how's
Speaker 1: it going. Okay, we're doing good. How are you guys doing?
Speaker 1: What's new? Pretty good? Who've actually been dating? Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just been great getting to know each other and you know,
Speaker 1: especially over the last year, just being able to have
Speaker 1: somebody to spend time with that sweet. Has it been
Speaker 1: hard today over this past year. I mean, there are
Speaker 1: certain challenges with it, but I mean we've been having
Speaker 1: a great time. We just try to mix it up.
Speaker 1: But you know, with things opening back up, it's kind
Speaker 1: of cool. We're starting to do more and we've been
Speaker 1: meeting each friends and we get to go eat in
Speaker 1: a restaurant, which is nice. This is very cool. It's
Speaker 1: kind of cool, like you get the first like half
Speaker 1: of your new relationship really concentrating on each other, and
Speaker 1: then now you get to introduce all these new first together. Yeah. Wellus,
Speaker 1: I'm sure Clarissa looks great without a whole bunch of
Speaker 1: galls in her mouth and must be pretty hot. So
Speaker 1: you guys emailed us for an update. What is the
Speaker 1: update in your relationship besides you're still together? Well, we
Speaker 1: actually are coming up on our six month anniversary. Oh
Speaker 1: that's okay. You that well, we've been bouncing around time
Speaker 1: ideas and jose is one of our favorite people. I
Speaker 1: mean that laugh gets us like every time. Wow, that's day.
Speaker 1: So what does he have to do with your sister.
Speaker 1: They're happy. What we wanted to say was we were
Speaker 1: talking about it, and neither one of us has ever
Speaker 1: seen Jose do stand up before say. All of our
Speaker 1: friends say that they've seen you in that they really
Speaker 1: like you. So we're just wondering. I mean, do you
Speaker 1: have any shows coming up? We'd love to come watch
Speaker 1: to celebrate our anniversary. I don't, I'm still in pandemic mode.
Speaker 1: It's time to schedule something, Jose. Yeah, we have well
Speaker 1: be stuff coming up soon, so I guess I'll have
Speaker 1: to get your info. And of course I would love
Speaker 1: to treat you guys to a show. I'll get you tickets,
Speaker 1: not your friends, though, someone's got to pay. Maybe you
Speaker 1: guys can go visit Jose at his new apartment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he won't let you inside, but you can stand down
Speaker 1: on the street and he'll shout jokes down from the balcony.
Speaker 1: How's that. That's congrats on your six month anniversary. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to see you. Jose will get your emails
Speaker 1: so he can tell you when his next day is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll have Brooke do all the work for him. I'm
Speaker 1: not your manager. Oh, I do have a manager. I'll
Speaker 1: talk to him. Yeah all right. Well, thanks you guys
Speaker 1: for the update. Keep us posting on what's new in
Speaker 1: your relationship, okay, alright you We love you, jose I
Speaker 1: love you guys too,