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Speaker 15: gentiles alike to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 10: The podcast where we died deep, deep into the pockets
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Speaker 15: We finally worked to prove that Andre three thousand has
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Speaker 15: six forty two. After that flute ship. My name is
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Speaker 10: I don't like hearing it, but I'm like Stierman.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I think that I exaggerated the number of the
Speaker 15: amount of numbers he lost.
Speaker 10: Because yeah, it's like it's like it's in like the twenty.
Speaker 15: Three eighty nine. He's good, he's yeah, and I just
Speaker 15: don't like flutes.
Speaker 10: That's not I think he's I think he's still only
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Speaker 15: Baby Yeah, Someday, someday, I feel like a Trump presidency
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Speaker 1: So you don't like the flute, I'm not. Uh, you're
Speaker 1: not here for the flute.
Speaker 15: I don't have discerning a taste enough to understand how
Speaker 15: good it is. I think.
Speaker 1: Really, So that's a that's a that's a you thing.
Speaker 15: That's what I said. Yeah, like it's you know, I'm
Speaker 15: not a flute guy. It doesn't mean he's not expanding.
Speaker 1: No, he's already expanded. Baby, he did it.
Speaker 15: So he left us my heart, you know, and I'm hurt.
Speaker 15: I'm just a bitter ax.
Speaker 14: Yeah, it is a bitter ax. He's doing better than you, babe.
Speaker 14: He's working hard.
Speaker 10: The way you're going hard for this suggests to me
Speaker 10: that you did like the flute album that you as not.
Speaker 14: But it's all about elevation. You have to elevate. You
Speaker 14: have to be a taste maker. You can't be doing
Speaker 14: what everybody else is doing because they're doing it.
Speaker 1: You understand.
Speaker 14: If if everybody is on the train rapping for dollar bills,
Speaker 14: Andre is like, no, no, no, I don't want to.
Speaker 1: Be associated without flutes. I don't see flutes everywhere.
Speaker 15: That's what it implies that he's not competitive like everybody's
Speaker 15: on the rapping. He's still rapping better than all the
Speaker 15: people for dollars.
Speaker 1: We've moved on. We've done you moved on.
Speaker 15: Yes, we just said you didn't like it.
Speaker 1: I don't like it because I don't want your ear
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Speaker 2: Well, that's what I said.
Speaker 1: You know what, I just Christopher Columbus, your whole ship.
Speaker 1: How does it feel? How does it feel a white man?
Speaker 15: Yeah, my shirt doesn't mean there's one in my world?
Speaker 10: Why did you direct that at me?
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 14: I got here to dismantle this brotherhood and it's working.
Speaker 15: In and of itself. What were you united? We got
Speaker 15: pictures on our shirt. See stronger than we've ever been.
Speaker 14: It hurts to see this like you. Obviously, y'all are
Speaker 14: really good at whatever you're doing, and.
Speaker 1: I have to support it.
Speaker 10: So I think. I think by whatever you're doing you
Speaker 10: mean talk and the niggas at the mall.
Speaker 17: Excuse me, man, you think you could pull this off
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Speaker 1: Its good yall.
Speaker 15: Jane Romero, and I'm all, I don't know the name of.
Speaker 1: How much it cost enough.
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Speaker 15: And I'm a Bill Will Ferrell for this is.
Speaker 1: Absolutely invoice andre as well.
Speaker 15: It feels like you were on my side and then
Speaker 15: I lost it for a little bit.
Speaker 10: Okay, we enough a goddamn enough. We have a conspiracy
Speaker 10: that you brought. You brought to us. Uh no more
Speaker 10: than than two hours ago. You said, I have a conspiracy.
Speaker 10: This is something I believe passionately, and and we broadened
Speaker 10: that conspiracy a little just to be able to open
Speaker 10: this conversation up. But you said, my mama told me
Speaker 10: Tyler Perry is the devil.
Speaker 14: Absolutely and specifically Cicily Tyson died to get out of
Speaker 14: her contract with him. Wow, the new death row.
Speaker 15: Okay, if you don't want me all in the address.
Speaker 2: Hidding people with your purse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that has a gun in it.
Speaker 10: Right in your diary, gluitten niggas down the stairs in
Speaker 10: a wheelchair.
Speaker 1: Got Janet Jackson in a curly, wet and wavy crying.
Speaker 10: That good cry though, crying about her husband on the download.
Speaker 1: So you're doing then, But that is another movie, that's all.
Speaker 10: That's not Jennet did multiple.
Speaker 14: That's for that was for Colored Girls that I considered suicide.
Speaker 10: But she did multiple. Yeah, I.
Speaker 15: Know, why did I get married?
Speaker 10: Well, I knew she did multiple? Why did I get married?
Speaker 10: I didn't know that. She then also extended into like
Speaker 10: the multi verse of Tyler Perry.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's you know what I mean.
Speaker 15: I think that's how you do it.
Speaker 1: That's how you do it.
Speaker 14: You don't just do If you do one thing, you're bad.
Speaker 14: That means you're not useful.
Speaker 1: He can't.
Speaker 10: But some people sober up to it to some extent,
Speaker 10: like Taraji did one. She's not going back to talk did.
Speaker 15: More than one? Was it just I can do bad?
Speaker 10: I think she only did that. I can do bad,
Speaker 10: but all by myself. I could be wrong. But even
Speaker 10: if she did Idris it's another example. Yeah, I fucked
Speaker 10: around over here for a second, but I'm.
Speaker 1: Not do Daddy's Little Girl. Yeah, that wasn't That wasn't
Speaker 1: terrible that.
Speaker 15: The issue is not the quality of the movie. Some
Speaker 15: of them I really like.
Speaker 1: That's it's not the quality. Yeah, I already I'm gonna
Speaker 1: already say.
Speaker 15: I consume some of those movies like junk Food. It's
Speaker 15: just like, so it's not there's no yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 15: In small doses though, it feels good, you know what
Speaker 15: I mean. Like it's just like there's no major problems.
Speaker 15: It's just rich black people running around. Oh that's interesting.
Speaker 15: That's like I like that.
Speaker 18: You.
Speaker 15: I'm cool with. You don't see them in the comedies,
Speaker 15: not in the ones where it's like but you.
Speaker 10: You don't see them in any way like morally corrupt
Speaker 10: or sort of like harmful.
Speaker 15: The characters within the movie. Yeah, not more so than
Speaker 15: like I see anybody in any other movie, Like I
Speaker 15: don't know you are you?
Speaker 10: Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you all the way awake when you're watching.
Speaker 15: This, Yeah, it's like it's like, yeah, it's like, if
Speaker 15: you're feeling down, you just watch like a funny, happy movie.
Speaker 1: If you're feeling down, you put on Tyler Perry.
Speaker 15: There's a couple of movies. Yeah, there's a couple of movies.
Speaker 1: Do you have a therapist.
Speaker 2: In between?
Speaker 15: It's a movie.
Speaker 1: Silo Perry.
Speaker 15: He says, Hello, I'm just saying it's a big there's
Speaker 15: a big market for it. The reason I think He's
Speaker 15: the Devil is not the actual movie. WHOA, Okay, I
Speaker 15: think it's the Uh, the labor practices to really kind
Speaker 15: of get to me, Okay, like not being union and
Speaker 15: stuff like that in an industry where like the standard
Speaker 15: is to work unions. So it's like you're already putting
Speaker 15: the people who work with you like a little bit
Speaker 15: of a disadvantage, right, And then it's like, so it's
Speaker 15: like you build this thing that is massive and does
Speaker 15: give a lot of jobs, and that's very important, but
Speaker 15: you make it so that these people are tied to
Speaker 15: you in a way.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's what it's like.
Speaker 15: If you were getting if you were allowing people to
Speaker 15: bounce over here and here and here and get money
Speaker 15: and that was cool, then it makes sense. But now
Speaker 15: it feels like if you're keeping a stable it feels
Speaker 15: like you're not allowing people to grow.
Speaker 10: I I know a few barbers who have like dipped
Speaker 10: in and out of like the Tyler Perry space, and
Speaker 10: all of them sort of like in a weird way,
Speaker 10: it gets sort of like like, ah, no, I'm not
Speaker 10: going back over there or I over there. I gotta
Speaker 10: really be down to be over there, because that's you.
Speaker 10: You're working crazy hours, you're sort of being manipulated in
Speaker 10: this space. And then I think they're they're expecting a
Speaker 10: commitment that you can't like back out of easy.
Speaker 14: You know, because it's like again, it's that thing about
Speaker 14: like exposure. You're like, well, I'm in this, so this
Speaker 14: is actually gonna help me, and then after a couple
Speaker 14: of rounds of it, you're like, wait, I'm still a bartender.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I'm a well known bar.
Speaker 14: People know me, but I still have to bartend on
Speaker 14: the side because I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't make everything ends me.
Speaker 10: I also think where it gets complicated is to your point,
Speaker 10: the stink that it puts on you once you do
Speaker 10: become a little bit of a Tyler Perry person, you
Speaker 10: know what I mean? Like, did we see maximum Allan
Speaker 10: Payne potential?
Speaker 1: This is you you It is.
Speaker 15: The third time, second time we're talking about a week.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 14: You mean you mean Jason's lyric, the Alan pay He
Speaker 14: was a great He was in everything.
Speaker 7: Everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was in every six. He was making a
Speaker 1: lot for that curl pattern.
Speaker 14: We don't see that kind of curl he was.
Speaker 10: He was a clearly black man, yes, with a natural curl.
Speaker 2: This nigga had it all.
Speaker 15: You would have I would have bet the house. I
Speaker 15: would have bet the house.
Speaker 10: And he and he sunk his fucking ship over there.
Speaker 10: What happened?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 10: Give us back Alan Payne, Tyler Perry or.
Speaker 14: What oh wait was it?
Speaker 1: Was it Tyler Perry? Or that it was just like
Speaker 1: Alan Payne.
Speaker 14: Hey, y'all type cast so many times that were like,
Speaker 14: we didn't seen this song and dance.
Speaker 15: But that is a difficult thing, right if you get
Speaker 15: typecast that much. Yeah, but you don't grow to a
Speaker 15: level where it's unanimous that people know you're that you
Speaker 15: kind of can't work in that forever.
Speaker 10: But I'll challenge you all. I will challenge you on
Speaker 10: this because because on the flip look at bokeem Woodbind
Speaker 10: who came who went through it had like this high
Speaker 10: in the moment where he was sort of typecast as
Speaker 10: this like crazy eyed villain and ship, but then took
Speaker 10: a break and came back and came back chubby and
Speaker 10: now has had a whole new career, do you know
Speaker 10: what I mean? As older he was, he did Fargo,
Speaker 10: which was amazing.
Speaker 14: Yeah, they said, and they said that was the best
Speaker 14: part of the movie.
Speaker 10: Listen, boking Woodbind is the best. But he never went
Speaker 10: over there, and that's what I'm saying is that maybe
Speaker 10: there's a world where Alan Payne finds his true detective moment.
Speaker 14: We got to put him in the A twenty four
Speaker 14: we got I think some people, or once you get
Speaker 14: in mainstream, you have that opportunity to do all things
Speaker 14: like bad good things that you're like, why are you
Speaker 14: even a part of this? But certain specifically black people,
Speaker 14: once you get into that little corner, that's it.
Speaker 15: That's all you have.
Speaker 14: Like Glenn Close, she was in Deliverance. I'm coughing because
Speaker 14: I can't even catch I can't even breathe. The work
Speaker 14: that she did in that movie one I was like, Oh,
Speaker 14: She's like, I've done everything that I need to do.
Speaker 14: I've I have ascended to the point of let's play,
Speaker 14: let's have fun.
Speaker 10: She's like, I'll learn some Patua.
Speaker 14: Yeah, now, now the wigs. The wigs were not by
Speaker 14: Tyler Perry in that movie. Glenn Closed almost was like,
Speaker 14: is she by Rachel? She was giving Rachel jose Al
Speaker 14: a run for her funness. I'm gonna say that on air.
Speaker 10: As somebody who has not seen the movie, I assure
Speaker 10: you she is not.
Speaker 1: She is.
Speaker 10: I looked at all them clips were posting, and I
Speaker 10: was sober when I you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 10: y'all were y'all were enthralled, so you were bought into
Speaker 10: the whole experience as somebody who did not experience it.
Speaker 10: I was like, this looks insane.
Speaker 14: No, she said pussy on in the movie, and I said,
Speaker 14: We're gone. She's gone, She's like, But they were. Every
Speaker 14: everybody black was like, she's got to win a Golden
Speaker 14: Globe for this.
Speaker 10: And everybody white was like, what are you talking?
Speaker 1: Is she unwell?
Speaker 5: Is her?
Speaker 1: Where is he? Is it the raids?
Speaker 2: Is it the braids?
Speaker 1: That's what the white.
Speaker 14: People were saying with Glenn. But Glenn has done it all.
Speaker 14: She has proven herself, so she can do that. But
Speaker 14: once you get into the I feel like the Tyler
Speaker 14: Perry rome, it's kind of wrapped up.
Speaker 10: And I think that's the scary part, right is that?
Speaker 10: Is that even that movie? I don't it's not a
Speaker 10: Tyler Perry production.
Speaker 1: It's Lee Daniels, which is the cousin the cousin of
Speaker 1: Tyler Perry.
Speaker 10: I think there, I think, and I don't disagree with you.
Speaker 10: I think Lee Daniels is certainly Tyler Perry junior. He
Speaker 10: would love to be Tyler Perry in some former fashion
Speaker 10: that said, I think Lee Daniels still they let Lee
Speaker 10: Daniels do too much, you know what I mean in
Speaker 10: the legitimate spaces where they gave him oscars and nominations
Speaker 10: and he.
Speaker 14: Is first of all. We have to no, let's not
Speaker 14: be anti black. These brothers have done.
Speaker 1: Some good work.
Speaker 14: There have been some things I know, Dave, I'm sorry
Speaker 14: they have done. Really, they've been some pieces where you're like,
Speaker 14: you know what this is?
Speaker 10: What are give me?
Speaker 15: Uh?
Speaker 10: And maybe we should take the break. This is a
Speaker 10: good way for us to go on break. I think
Speaker 10: this will be fun. When we come back. We're gonna
Speaker 10: unpack some projects that we think are defendable for Tyler
Speaker 10: Perry and or Lee Daniels. We'll talk through the ones
Speaker 10: that we think are truly defendable and we'll talk about why.
Speaker 10: But we'll come back and we'll be back with more
Speaker 10: Sydney Washington and more.
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Speaker 15: We are back discussing our favorite Tyler Perry movies. Oh god,
Speaker 15: I don't know that that was the assignment at all.
Speaker 15: I had to tweak it because your parameters weren't working. Okay.
Speaker 10: I I think what it should be is more this
Speaker 10: question if we're talking about these figures that's evil rights
Speaker 10: as sort of spawn of satan as as is sort
Speaker 10: of implied here. I think we should be careful to
Speaker 10: remind ourselves which pieces at least hold some value for
Speaker 10: the greater good of society, that it's less about whether
Speaker 10: or not that we like them, and more do they
Speaker 10: actually benefit the larger world around us?
Speaker 14: And I'm gonna go first, Yeah, so precious that Okay, Daniels.
Speaker 1: That was probably the most controversial.
Speaker 10: And a Tyler Perry production.
Speaker 14: Everybody was involved, they had everybody, they had, Oprah Carries
Speaker 14: showed up.
Speaker 1: Movie.
Speaker 14: I watch it and I say, yes, this definitely gives
Speaker 14: sun Dance this gift.
Speaker 1: It's indie.
Speaker 14: Yes, this is like it's it feels like low budget
Speaker 14: but in such an artistic way that I'm like, I
Speaker 14: can appreciate this now.
Speaker 1: The masses, the.
Speaker 14: Masses watching this, this this story from the book Push.
Speaker 14: It was it was hard, it was so hard and
Speaker 14: that and Monique playing that mother so well to the
Speaker 14: point where like, do we like Monique?
Speaker 2: Do we like her?
Speaker 14: I almost think that people weren't on her side because
Speaker 14: they almost thought you are that mother that was in question.
Speaker 1: You were touching your daughter.
Speaker 2: Like that's how That's.
Speaker 14: How controversial the movie was, that everybody was playing the
Speaker 14: role so well that you're like, this might be their
Speaker 14: real lives. Mariah carry Riah carry rough Draft, Mariah Carey.
Speaker 1: That was alarming.
Speaker 14: It was a arming, And they threw on the beauty
Speaker 14: Supply wig and they said, go, yeah, a little bit
Speaker 14: of concealer.
Speaker 10: But she was great, Okay, incredible. I love this as
Speaker 10: an answer because I similarly felt all of those things
Speaker 10: in seeing the film in theaters. Went in and I
Speaker 10: had my little sisters with me. I swear to God,
Speaker 10: because I was like, this is gonna be like a
Speaker 10: beautiful film of empowerment for for them to see, like
Speaker 10: this big girl who overcomes and like figures out a
Speaker 10: way to move forward.
Speaker 1: I didn't read the book Nod.
Speaker 10: And truly was just haunted by the experience. And so
Speaker 10: I asked this because I agree with you, I felt
Speaker 10: all those things, But how much of that was just
Speaker 10: a weird stacking of awful on top of awful and
Speaker 10: not really a human experience to make us better.
Speaker 14: Well, t I had a friend in it, uh Zosia,
Speaker 14: and I think this was her first big role.
Speaker 1: She killed it.
Speaker 14: I was like, so there, I'm being honest, I'm there supporting,
Speaker 14: I enjoy, right, But then.
Speaker 1: It is somebody's story, so should we not?
Speaker 10: But it's not somebody's story that, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 10: parts of this are somebody's story. The the experience of
Speaker 10: abuse is somebody's story. The experience of you know, being overweight,
Speaker 10: and like the challenges of being poor is somebody's story.
Speaker 10: The experience of getting AIDS is somebody's story. But all
Speaker 10: of those combined into this single person, you know what
Speaker 10: I mean?
Speaker 14: Like it was just you don't think all that stuff
Speaker 14: can happen.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm sure this is somebody's story.
Speaker 14: If you're listening and this is your story, I need you.
Speaker 10: If if you're listening and this is your story, please
Speaker 10: stop listening to this. Go seek help now, because you
Speaker 10: have so much going on that you don't have time
Speaker 10: to dilly or dally with podcasts. Truly, this is that's
Speaker 10: she was pregnant and didn't know she was pregnant. She
Speaker 10: was being assaulted by her mama and or daddy. She
Speaker 10: was Mariah Carey was trying to or I was trying
Speaker 10: to save her.
Speaker 15: But then they had Yes.
Speaker 14: Yes, I be on TikTok all day, all night.
Speaker 1: That is somebody's story.
Speaker 14: The way people be just diarrhea of the mouth, just
Speaker 14: telling their business, they mama business, they cousin's cousins.
Speaker 1: And bad after bad after bad.
Speaker 14: I mean, I don't even turn on the TV no
Speaker 14: more because people are telling us our problems.
Speaker 10: I guess, I guess less than me saying it's impossible
Speaker 10: for anybody to experience this. I'm saying there's a point
Speaker 10: where it stops being any version of universe. It just
Speaker 10: starts being a singular, fucked up story that nobody. It
Speaker 10: doesn't belong to black people, it doesn't belong to brown people.
Speaker 10: That bitch's life sucks, perish. I'm just saying, ship. And
Speaker 10: there's some people in this building that also have stories
Speaker 10: that are closer to like a universal experience. And I
Speaker 10: wonder about the tragedy porn even though for for me
Speaker 10: a person watching it, it worked, I was like, holy shit, this,
Speaker 10: This motherfucker is crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay, what about Monsters Ball?
Speaker 10: WHOA?
Speaker 1: What about that? Holly Berry won it, won that won
Speaker 1: that award, won that Golden.
Speaker 10: Ticket, And it's worth noting Monsters Ball. You said is
Speaker 10: a Lee Daniels production.
Speaker 14: Yes, right, okay, thoughts, I mean she is is getting
Speaker 14: banged out by Billy Bob Thornton.
Speaker 1: Not a drop of makeup, not a comb going through
Speaker 1: the hair. Did he's in it?
Speaker 10: Did he's in it? It's actually, I think one of
Speaker 10: his first serious roles, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1: Honestly, he ate, he ate he was in jail. He
Speaker 1: was on death row.
Speaker 14: Baby the way, the way the art works always like.
Speaker 2: He was on death row. And they never told us
Speaker 2: why either.
Speaker 1: He did not know.
Speaker 2: They're just like, yeah he did, so he was.
Speaker 15: He was acting up.
Speaker 1: Ledger was in it. Well, let was in it. Amazing
Speaker 1: l r P.
Speaker 14: Shout out to him. I'm a him in real life
Speaker 14: and sweet, sweet sweet guy. Okay, yeah, gave good tip to.
Speaker 10: Okay, Yeah, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 1: Some people like to speak ill of the dead, not me.
Speaker 10: Sidney came on here and so far his only defended
Speaker 10: white men.
Speaker 1: But yeah, whoa cameras. Dead ass could be like share.
Speaker 14: You you've been dragging back left and right, all dark
Speaker 14: skinned mind.
Speaker 10: You, that's my style. You, on the other hand, are
Speaker 10: selling your people out.
Speaker 14: I mean, I I enjoy the rawness of it. Again,
Speaker 14: Like if this was like an eight twenty four production,
Speaker 14: we'd be like, yeah.
Speaker 10: Well, I think it did get all the love right.
Speaker 10: It's another example of one. I think it won. Well,
Speaker 10: she won the Oscar for it, certainly. I think it's
Speaker 10: just like a lot of films where we sober up
Speaker 10: to what the fuck we watched three years ago, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean saying it one then, but it
Speaker 1: wouldn't it wouldn't hold.
Speaker 10: Up right now. Crash won the Oscar for Best Picture
Speaker 10: and is now like yeah, people laugh at the idea
Speaker 10: that Crash was on now.
Speaker 1: I didn't like the invisible cloak. He tried to cheat me.
Speaker 14: You don't wait a minute, hold up, they're dragging Crash.
Speaker 24: Yeah.
Speaker 10: The people don't like Crashing. Come because it starred Ludacris.
Speaker 1: He was in too fast periods. They loved that.
Speaker 15: Guys.
Speaker 10: I'm not saying that Luda didn't do a fine job.
Speaker 10: I'm saying that you don't give a Ludacris film Best Picture.
Speaker 1: Then Tate was in it.
Speaker 14: They had everybody your name, Mama and crash talking about
Speaker 14: Sandra Bullock. Yeah, the patient Queen sam You know who
Speaker 14: is Samuel Bullock?
Speaker 15: You know?
Speaker 10: The only other type of movie that does movies like
Speaker 10: that where everybody's in it is like them shitty movies
Speaker 10: where it's like Valentine's dad.
Speaker 1: Ryan Philippe was in it. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 10: Too many big names for you to be managing a story.
Speaker 2: So then you just.
Speaker 14: Like in a in a cheesy way, they were making
Speaker 14: their points. Yeah, but then we found out the people
Speaker 14: who wrote it were white. So that's what That's what
Speaker 14: fucked us up.
Speaker 10: That's what it was, which is why you and then
Speaker 10: you look at it as a whole.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it did just that, Yeah, just what you thought
Speaker 15: they would do.
Speaker 10: Okay, So so Monsters Ball is a defendable for you.
Speaker 10: Precious is a defendable.
Speaker 1: For I wasn't mad.
Speaker 14: I wasn't mad at the movie Holly Berry winning the
Speaker 14: Oscar for it.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, why.
Speaker 14: We gotta be down and out to win? But they
Speaker 14: do that for everybody either, you got it.
Speaker 1: What's what's her name? Charlista rone. She she had to
Speaker 1: get ugly and murder niggas, like you know.
Speaker 10: I think the only difference is they can also escape
Speaker 10: through like musicals. M do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 10: Like Chicago? What's the l a one that they no
Speaker 10: no no, Although A Star is Born is another good example.
Speaker 10: It's not quite it is a musical to some extent,
Speaker 10: but the one where they're la la land Uh. Those
Speaker 10: they can be joyful, they can be not like look
Speaker 10: like ship.
Speaker 14: And when Leonardo DiCaprio was in Everything, they didn't give
Speaker 14: him that award until he got raped by bear.
Speaker 1: So you know what, maybe Academy is just doing everybody wrong.
Speaker 1: Actually it's one for one.
Speaker 2: It's I like that. That's what you think happened with
Speaker 2: that bear.
Speaker 12: That's what I saw.
Speaker 15: What it looks like.
Speaker 14: Am I wrong When they said when they said would
Speaker 14: you rather be trapped in the forest with a bear
Speaker 14: for a man?
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, which bear? Because bear.
Speaker 15: He's gonna take it.
Speaker 10: That bear got him. I remember just learning what the
Speaker 10: premise of that movie was and thinking, damn, this is
Speaker 10: give this man the award.
Speaker 1: And they did, and they did.
Speaker 15: He I think he just watch it.
Speaker 1: He read the script and said, you know what, it's time.
Speaker 1: It's time.
Speaker 14: Now, I gotta lock in. He said, he goes to
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Speaker 15: Okay, here's what I'll say. Okay, here we go, and
Speaker 15: looking at the full Tyler Perry filmography.
Speaker 10: Well, okay, And it's worth noting she only defended Lea, didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 10: she brought nothing to the table for Tyler. Tyler so
Speaker 10: far as indefensible for you?
Speaker 15: Is that true?
Speaker 1: Why did I get married?
Speaker 14: I buked with that heavy I thought that was valid
Speaker 14: into into and mah two. I said, I don't know
Speaker 14: if we need this, but I heard it was doing
Speaker 14: a why Why did I get married?
Speaker 12: Three?
Speaker 1: And that's why Sisily was like.
Speaker 15: And then she died.
Speaker 10: Oh.
Speaker 15: She was like, I'm tired.
Speaker 14: Because Tyler said I paid Cecily a million dollars for
Speaker 14: one day of work, and she was like, wait, why
Speaker 14: are you telling them about my business? Yeah, because he
Speaker 14: was trying to let her know, Hey, you're gonna have
Speaker 14: to work some other days.
Speaker 1: Bab we got born and we got.
Speaker 10: Moving for you. That million was an advance. Yeah, you
Speaker 10: got work to do.
Speaker 1: I death throw.
Speaker 15: We gotta shoot season forty of sisters.
Speaker 1: Who are we going to help?
Speaker 2: But Tyler, it's only been out three.
Speaker 1: Years, Alana, I wish she was back.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think that.
Speaker 15: Uh, I'll take why did I get married? Just in
Speaker 15: the idea of just a romantic comedy. I don't it
Speaker 15: detracts anything from art or the conversation or anything like that, Okay,
Speaker 15: because I do think that, like when we're talking about
Speaker 15: him as a whole and like his output, I don't
Speaker 15: think it needs to be He doesn't have to be
Speaker 15: a twenty four to be worthy of existing in the space,
Speaker 15: you know what I mean?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think that's always been my issue with it, right,
Speaker 10: is It's not that I'm expecting him to be.
Speaker 15: And worthy isn't even the right word. I just mean, like,
Speaker 15: it doesn't have to be bad that style.
Speaker 10: But I guess that's my point is I don't need
Speaker 10: it to be some high art. I just needed to
Speaker 10: hold itself to some standard. Do you know what I
Speaker 10: mean that, like Adam Sandler movies, I don't like all
Speaker 10: of them. I don't like honestly most of them, but
Speaker 10: every single one of them, I go, oh, Adam really
Speaker 10: thought this was funny, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 10: He really believed in like whatever this configuration of funny
Speaker 10: people and jokes was, and he put it out believing
Speaker 10: that it was gonna serve an audience, whereas like Tyler,
Speaker 10: I don't think gives a fuck, but it does.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 15: Great degree what he does.
Speaker 10: No, I don't.
Speaker 15: I don't mean that some of the stuff is like
Speaker 15: definitely just put together and rushed out. But some of
Speaker 15: them you could tell. It's like he wanted this to
Speaker 15: be a good film, right like he wanted to Yeah,
Speaker 15: he wanted, and it served his audience.
Speaker 10: But I'm saying that that's the violence, is to put
Speaker 10: out the rush ship knowing you had more potential for
Speaker 10: a quality film even as you see it, right, like,
Speaker 10: even if it's not objectively quality, you knew, like, all
Speaker 10: right when I put this out, I stand on that.
Speaker 14: Yes, what if Tyler Perry is ahead of the curve
Speaker 14: and he said these audiences they're pretty bad, So what
Speaker 14: are we spending.
Speaker 2: Years to.
Speaker 1: Go it out there.
Speaker 14: They don't watch it, they're gonna pay money, they're gonna go, well.
Speaker 25: You look at it, and honestly.
Speaker 15: Genie, right, if you look at it that Waylazer.
Speaker 14: Well, it's just like comedians right now, stand up comedians
Speaker 14: posting clips.
Speaker 1: You're like, that joke's not done, that needs some tags. Whatever,
Speaker 1: what are we waiting for? Put it?
Speaker 14: And sometimes the stuff that's the most unfinished gets the
Speaker 14: most viral moments. So Tyler Perry is, oh.
Speaker 10: Want you want to stand up while you say, let's
Speaker 10: go with your hand on your heart? What the fuck
Speaker 10: is about that?
Speaker 14: Stand up comedians took a note from Tyler Perry and
Speaker 14: they say, I put it out.
Speaker 10: But I think that's what where I start to go, like, yeah,
Speaker 10: but that is a greater destruction of the world, right, yes,
Speaker 10: because I do think the deterioration of art is like
Speaker 10: a fundamental reflection of like what's happening in the larger
Speaker 10: world around.
Speaker 15: Us doesn't necessarily mean good still, right, No.
Speaker 10: He's an innovator for sure, Like he really broke ground
Speaker 10: on some vile, vile ship, right.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, and that's.
Speaker 1: All yet what we know how it's done? You're like oh, sir,
Speaker 1: how much? Tell me what the prescription is.
Speaker 10: But but even even the idea that you have, like
Speaker 10: all these shoots happening constantly on this large property, that
Speaker 10: you're not doing multiple takes on that you're not even
Speaker 10: fucking like you know, you're not there, Sidney, what do
Speaker 10: we what game are we playing?
Speaker 17: I just want to hear a fact that's the whole boy, Yeah,
Speaker 17: is that we're not allowed to see it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, because they're doing crazy ship with these these people
Speaker 10: whose lives that will never come.
Speaker 1: Back, these people, black people. Don't you say, these people.
Speaker 10: These dumb dumbs trapped in a cave in damn that
Speaker 10: I can't now.
Speaker 1: Your hairline is nice, but don't don't push you back.
Speaker 2: Alan fucking pain.
Speaker 14: You if you If you love Alan so much, I
Speaker 14: want you to get his tattoo.
Speaker 1: Get a tattoo, Alan Allen.
Speaker 10: I just miss him.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's alive. Is he find him on Instagram?
Speaker 10: I bet he got a different Instagram.
Speaker 1: He said that Pain fucked him up.
Speaker 10: I bet it's at Alan Tyler Payne dot.
Speaker 14: There was a there was a new movie recently, not recently,
Speaker 14: but like earlier this year that Tyler Perry made with
Speaker 14: Kelly Rowland Mea Coppola and I watched it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched it. Was it terrible?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: Was it amazing?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 1: But I enjoy I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it, and
Speaker 1: that sometimes we just need something that we could put
Speaker 1: our eyes on, take us out of the moment.
Speaker 10: But again, I think the point is less that he
Speaker 10: can't do it. I don't think my suggestion is everything
Speaker 10: he's ever made has been a violent violation Daddy's little girls.
Speaker 10: I like, I was like, all right, that's cool. It's
Speaker 10: not I'm not offended by this.
Speaker 14: It just is just you want to do things that
Speaker 14: you want things made that doesn't offend you.
Speaker 10: No, I'm saying I want there to be a standard
Speaker 10: of quality so that we're not getting clips of a
Speaker 10: dude getting punched in the face and spinning a full
Speaker 10: three sixty and saying as he falls down. I'm saying
Speaker 10: I want the I want a billionaire who owns literally
Speaker 10: half of Atlanta to invest in quality wigs and that
Speaker 10: not to be part of the conversation. I want to
Speaker 10: explore the world beyond mister Brown.
Speaker 1: Can they put music anything that he's saying right now?
Speaker 10: I want a real story that you believe in every
Speaker 10: time because you have the resources and frankly, you present
Speaker 10: to us to be this healer of our community. So
Speaker 10: put the effort in to show us that love every
Speaker 10: single time.
Speaker 14: So once you say said once all that done is
Speaker 14: Tyler Langston will be right on that motherfucking lot.
Speaker 1: That's what he's trying to tell you. It's trying to
Speaker 1: tell you get.
Speaker 26: Your tony when I buddy, when I run out, I'll
Speaker 26: come be a slave, a part of it, slave away.
Speaker 25: And with me. This is really just it's ending pro
Speaker 25: Tyler Perry, which is that's how you know it. No,
Speaker 25: I want to be clear. I'm I could not be
Speaker 25: more anti Tyler Perry. You too are pro Tyler Perry.
Speaker 25: For me, I am the exact opposite. I think he's
Speaker 25: the worst.
Speaker 14: I'm pro you know, we should be able to as
Speaker 14: messy and ridiculous and unprofessional as everybody else in this business,
Speaker 14: and we're not.
Speaker 1: We're not allowed to, and Tyler Perry is doing that
Speaker 1: and so therefore, but what he But it also is
Speaker 1: like bad.
Speaker 14: Because like you said, there's so many people who are
Speaker 14: trapped in this circle of Perry production.
Speaker 10: I just dream of a day when we don't have
Speaker 10: to hold it hold ourselves to the standard of the
Speaker 10: worst white person.
Speaker 1: I didn't say white. Now you said white, Well it
Speaker 1: was I said the industry. I said, I said the industry.
Speaker 1: I feel like we.
Speaker 2: Are almost Jewish.
Speaker 1: With you. I did not say that.
Speaker 14: What I'm saying is we always have to do black excellence,
Speaker 14: black excellence. We got to have autocrests, we gotta we've
Speaker 14: got to go to school for we have to be
Speaker 14: so about this life.
Speaker 1: And it's just like that's that's not how art is
Speaker 1: made all the time. We didn't go to NYU, we
Speaker 1: didn't go to Juilliar.
Speaker 14: So that means that the way we conduct you know,
Speaker 14: acting and comedy or whatever is not up to standard.
Speaker 10: No, I think I'm not suggesting even for a second
Speaker 10: that there needs to be a standardization of quality. I'm
Speaker 10: not suggesting that there needs to be a standardization of
Speaker 10: this industry. But I do think that like this breaks
Speaker 10: down to questions of human decency. For me, decency, this
Speaker 10: is this is not just oh, I made the best
Speaker 10: movie I could make, and if you like it, you
Speaker 10: like it. If you don't, you don't. I've seen plenty
Speaker 10: of those movies and we can argue all day about
Speaker 10: which one thus are, but there's nothing he's putting in
Speaker 10: on sisters. Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: Oh Yo, when I tell you the be et Bandits
Speaker 1: is gonna be at you, I don't want to be
Speaker 1: a part. I don't want to be a party. I
Speaker 1: get it. Someone make sure you untagged.
Speaker 2: Somebody's gonna be mad.
Speaker 1: They are, they will ride at down.
Speaker 2: But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 10: I get it that. I'm I understand that there is
Speaker 10: an audience.
Speaker 1: The feelers even better.
Speaker 10: I don't think that he's trying his best on all
Speaker 10: of these things. And I think we got to be
Speaker 10: honest about that, Dave. I think that what are we
Speaker 10: talking about? Is it like a ratios thing? Like what
Speaker 10: do you think is good to bad?
Speaker 15: Ratio is?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Tell me let us know what you right now?
Speaker 1: Right now? Hold on, what what is good for you? Movie?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 12: Show? No?
Speaker 10: No, No, that's that feels that that's complicating the conversation.
Speaker 1: You want to you want to keep your jobs?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm not going to play this nasty.
Speaker 1: Little hold if I wouldn't do what I did right now.
Speaker 10: That's not the point of this conversation.
Speaker 2: A good try, sister.
Speaker 1: I can't even. They won't even see me a script.
Speaker 2: I can't even.
Speaker 10: I think if we're talking ratio of what I think
Speaker 10: he offers up good good to bad, I think it's
Speaker 10: ninety percent bad and ten percent good.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. Did you like Vampire
Speaker 1: and Brooklyn?
Speaker 10: I don't think it was a good movie.
Speaker 1: It was a good movie? No, what is good?
Speaker 15: Not that?
Speaker 14: Why wasn't it good? Eddie Murphy was in it? Angela basket?
Speaker 10: Yeah, Eddie Murphy is in a fee was in it?
Speaker 1: He was it? Yo, yo fa.
Speaker 2: You think it's a good movie.
Speaker 15: Excuse me?
Speaker 1: You think it's a good movie, iconic, legendary. No, no,
Speaker 1: boo boo.
Speaker 10: I'm not gonna play this game where we swerve around
Speaker 10: it because a bunch of people we like.
Speaker 1: Are inny butterscotch behavior, boom.
Speaker 2: Off the stage.
Speaker 1: I love it. I loved it.
Speaker 10: There's a lot of movie.
Speaker 1: Glynn contexts also bouncoring.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 15: But it's not a great movie. Thank you, And that's fine.
Speaker 10: That's okay.
Speaker 15: That's kind of how it is with the Tyler Perry stuff.
Speaker 10: That's a good.
Speaker 1: Evil good who get to me laugh? What's in his coffee.
Speaker 26: Meth.
Speaker 10: This is meth like behavior. This whole episode has been
Speaker 10: brought to you by Meth.
Speaker 1: How dare you there?
Speaker 14: You text me an hour before the podcast and I
Speaker 14: brought my my sisterly love here to save the pod,
Speaker 14: and now you said, I'm on Meth.
Speaker 1: Brothers, where's where Brothers?
Speaker 12: It is?
Speaker 2: He has that.
Speaker 17: It literally exists both sides. Now that's the problem. You
Speaker 17: don't even know how thorough this man is. There's an auntie,
Speaker 17: I'm hurt.
Speaker 1: I'm heard.
Speaker 10: This man made all the stuff and you I hear
Speaker 10: being like it could be subjective?
Speaker 15: No stop, how it is him being the devil to
Speaker 15: me does come down to more than content or anything.
Speaker 15: I think it's the way that he runs the ship.
Speaker 15: That's that is the thing that I think that regardless
Speaker 15: of whether or not you enjoy it or you don't
Speaker 15: enjoy it, that is the sinister thread that we can
Speaker 15: all agree on, right, And that's the problem with Tyler.
Speaker 10: He's saving insane amounts of money it's fit to hoard
Speaker 10: for himself by not paying people what they're worth and
Speaker 10: not unionizing. And more than that, he then even saves
Speaker 10: more and more money by forcing people to work hours
Speaker 10: that are far beyond reason to stay sort of like
Speaker 10: insular inside of this fucking dome that spoke it's it's
Speaker 10: it feels like we would be irresponsible to walk away
Speaker 10: from this episode and say that Tyler Perry is like
Speaker 10: a good guy.
Speaker 14: I just want to say, if we if Dave Langston
Speaker 14: and me die, we did not commit.
Speaker 1: We did not kill ourselves. We did on this podcast.
Speaker 10: If if they find my body on Tyler Perry's studios,
Speaker 10: I did kill myself.
Speaker 15: Anywhere else?
Speaker 25: How is this show not be shut down?
Speaker 15: I don't think.
Speaker 25: Anybody's paid attention because everybody's going crazy.
Speaker 10: Just saying no, they've never listened to a single episode,
Speaker 10: mister James, iHeart is plugged in the end phones. Well,
Speaker 10: I think we did it. I think we're I think
Speaker 10: we can clude did our all our positions on Tyler Perry,
Speaker 10: and they do seem vast and a little diverse. We
Speaker 10: we have varying sort of scales of what we consider
Speaker 10: to be evil about him.
Speaker 1: Is that Yeah, it's just crazy. We said all this stuff,
Speaker 1: and it's like we in this industry do we want
Speaker 1: to work?
Speaker 10: Like, Yeah, I got a good feeling, I'll be okay.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean our good brother here English teacher Abby.
Speaker 1: I mean you you living like before me, like skin.
Speaker 1: I don't know what.
Speaker 15: We don't worry about me.
Speaker 24: The woman to fend for herself, holding on his legs
Speaker 24: as he's trying to.
Speaker 10: Leave the house.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm ready tele.
Speaker 10: Give her a call, Sydney. Before you, before you go
Speaker 10: on down to the compound, will you tell us?
Speaker 15: Uh?
Speaker 10: Will you tell us some cool shit you got.
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Speaker 14: it's called Mess. It's with me and your fabe, Marie
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Speaker 14: just came out and I'm very excited to be a
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Speaker 1: More followers, So follow me.
Speaker 10: I think that's fair.
Speaker 1: Just sid b W.
Speaker 14: I should be doing something with hair or makeup or
Speaker 14: you know, if the lesbians follow this, I'm sure they don't,
Speaker 14: but if you do, please follow me.
Speaker 1: Just sid BW.
Speaker 15: We have some lesbians to come out.
Speaker 10: We've had a few three. Yeah, it's always it's a
Speaker 10: girl and then her much more more masculine watch your mouth,
Speaker 10: watch your mouth, masculine presenting girlfriend who who is less
Speaker 10: happy to be there. It's usually the Yeah, it's like
Speaker 10: a small girl with glasses and he was very nice,
Speaker 10: very nice, very excited, and then a masculine presenting lady
Speaker 10: behind the camera being like, y'all was y'all was cool.
Speaker 15: But I have seen a couple of times where it
Speaker 15: was a masculine lady and she put her small lady on.
Speaker 10: Oh nice.
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, I don't remember the shot to that couple
Speaker 15: in d C.
Speaker 1: So it's only so it's only one couple of show coming. Yeah,
Speaker 1: usually do better, do better?
Speaker 15: What can we do? What we talk about?
Speaker 1: I saved the podcast.
Speaker 14: I don't think you know, you understand they were looking
Speaker 14: for to be seen and that was me.
Speaker 15: Oh thank god, good job.
Speaker 10: Hell yeah, And you can follow me at Langston Kerman
Speaker 10: and we're still on the start to Steal tour. We
Speaker 10: want you to come out to the next couple of shows.
Speaker 15: Uh.
Speaker 10: We we've got uh Seattle, We've got Portland. We and okay,
Speaker 10: that's all the ones that I think we're probably gonna have.
Speaker 10: I think that's it should well, well, yeah, anyway, and
Speaker 10: if you want to send us your own drops, your
Speaker 10: own conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us what
Speaker 10: Tyler Perry does for you, send it all to My
Speaker 10: Mama pod at gmail dot com. We would love to
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