1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,039 Speaker 1: It's another jubilant twenties. I'm hello, Hey, what's up? Card girl? Hello? 2 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:17,960 Speaker 1: Who is this? Hello? Hey, this is Esteban. You're Alicia, right, yeah, 3 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:20,919 Speaker 1: I'm Alicia. Yeah. I find your find your credit card 4 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 1: at the mall. You've been shopping and you drop your card. 5 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: Oh oh wow, okay, thanks. How did you get my information? Oh? Simple? 6 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: I look at your name on the card, the card girl, 7 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,919 Speaker 1: and then I go on Facebook. I find your profile 8 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:36,560 Speaker 1: and you have your phone number on there. So I 9 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 1: just figure i'll call you up say hey, I got 10 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:43,919 Speaker 1: your card. Oh wow, um, I do. Yeah. I think 11 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:47,120 Speaker 1: I appreciate you. You're calling. That was really nice, of course, 12 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 1: card girl anytime? Okay, well hopefully not, hopefully not again. 13 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 1: So why don't we just schedule a time to meet, 14 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 1: maybe at the mall and I can pick it up 15 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 1: from you. Hey, card girl, I don't know if you 16 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:03,440 Speaker 1: know who I am. Do you ever heard me before? No? 17 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 1: I don't know who you are. I just you're this 18 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,760 Speaker 1: person calling with my credit card. My name is Estevan, 19 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 1: and I make music for the masses. I sing songs. 20 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:19,880 Speaker 1: Okay great, um me finding your credit card inspired me 21 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:24,039 Speaker 1: to write song about you, okay, well maybe you can 22 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 1: sing it for me. When you it's called it's called 23 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 1: card girl. So it goes like, hey, card girl, what's 24 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 1: going on? You're shopping at department stores all day long? 25 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:44,560 Speaker 1: You like it? Is this a joke? No, it's no joke. 26 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 1: I make music. You don't like my song? Um, I 27 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: don't know it was fine? But hey, card girl, Hey 28 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,280 Speaker 1: card girl. She buying a sweater? Picking her pocket is 29 00:01:56,360 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 1: how I met a card girl? You see you picked 30 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: my pockets? Is that what you just said? Well that's 31 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 1: the lyric I wrote for you. Okay, this is getting weird. 32 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 1: So are you gonna give me my card back? Are you? 33 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,240 Speaker 1: Are we going to meet us them all? Or no? 34 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 1: Card girl? Card girl? She's very demanding. Card girl, card girl, 35 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 1: she's so a standing. Okay, you know what, Look, this 36 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:24,080 Speaker 1: is just too weird. I'm going to cancel my card 37 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 1: by but I just want to show you a care 38 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:32,359 Speaker 1: card girl. Hello that card girl. I think we get disconnected? 39 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 1: Is Esteban? We didn't get disconnected? I hung up? Why 40 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,919 Speaker 1: you hang up on Esteban? I have your credit card, 41 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: card Girl because I said I'm gonna get a new card. 42 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,800 Speaker 1: This is too weird. I want nothing to do and 43 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 1: stop calling me card girl. That's not my name, but 44 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,799 Speaker 1: to me your card girl. You see what I mean. 45 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,080 Speaker 1: I find your credit card. I can be card girl 46 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: to you, but never call me again. How about we 47 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: leave it at that. Just don't ever call me? But 48 00:02:55,960 --> 00:03:02,520 Speaker 1: Esteban is assuming you want your card back? Right kidding me? Hey, 49 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:05,120 Speaker 1: card girl? Wait, I will give you your card back. Okay, 50 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 1: I realized, And stop calling me card girl? And why 51 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,960 Speaker 1: are you calling again? Well? I calling because I want 52 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 1: to give you back your credit card. I think it's 53 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 1: a shame you lose it. Are you actually going to 54 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 1: give me my card back? Because I don't want to 55 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:21,120 Speaker 1: go through canceling my card. So tell me for real, 56 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 1: are you going to give me my card back? Of course, 57 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,119 Speaker 1: I gave it back to you. I will pay you 58 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:30,600 Speaker 1: a reward for finding it. Okay, okay, cool, Hey, I 59 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: give you your card back for ten kisses. Okay, it's ridiculous, 60 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 1: looked in you weirdo. No ever calling the number again. 61 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 1: Okay did you hear me? Hey, Alicia? Are you laughing, Alicia? Alicia? Yes, 62 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 1: I'm laughing because this is actually Jewel from brook and 63 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five 64 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,680 Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Your friend Molly set 65 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 1: you up. Yeah, she said you lost your credit card 66 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 1: shopping the other day and wanted me to call up 67 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,200 Speaker 1: and creep you out, and that was the best thing 68 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 1: I could do. Well, he definitely, Hey, but you don't 69 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 1: want to go out with Sta Bunny sounds like the 70 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 1: coolest dude. Yeah, I'm super cool. Thank you. No, Oh 71 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 1: my god, I'm so emerried. Wake up every morning with 72 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 1: juber Foot tabs weekday mornings on the twenties two point 73 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 1: five