WEBVTT - Delivering your Live Thanksgiving Turkey

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, into the phone tap? Whose phone tap is it? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it belongs to Froggy. Froggy really years Froggy. Phone taps

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<v Speaker 2>are always festive. So what are our listener page called this?

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<v Speaker 1>She's been telling her mom that there is a service

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<v Speaker 1>that brings a live turkey to your house on Thanksgiving,

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<v Speaker 1>and her mom wants nothing to do with this service.

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<v Speaker 2>Turkeys are nasty, no one wants anything to do.

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<v Speaker 1>So I call us Tommy from Tommy's Turkeys, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>ready to deliver the turkey on Thanksgiving. All right, Tommy

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<v Speaker 1>from Tommy's Turkeys is calling in phone tapping, let's listen. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for Gail. Yeah, this is Tommy from Tommy's Turkeys.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming to deliver your Thanksgiving turkey in a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Just wanted to touch base with him before we head

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<v Speaker 2>on over. I didn't order a turkey.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to get a time you're going to be home,

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<v Speaker 1>sofore I can deliver this turkey because livery in your

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<v Speaker 1>area on the same order turkey. Yeah, were somebody to

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<v Speaker 1>order the turkey for a Gale's here at themson and

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<v Speaker 1>needs to be delivered on Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm coming to your.

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<v Speaker 2>House to deliver this. Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think we were disconnected. This is Tommy from

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy's Turkey. Somebody's ordered it free as a gift.

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<v Speaker 2>That possibly name name my daughter. I don't know. I've

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<v Speaker 2>got I got to talk.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a forty five pound live bird right here

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm bringing to your house.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be a live.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't want it to be dead now Thanksgiving us

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<v Speaker 1>a little ways a way, it wouldn't be fresh.

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<v Speaker 2>But no one wants to see the turkey alive. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to handle all of that well, apartment, I

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<v Speaker 2>promise you right now, he will not be alive when

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<v Speaker 2>he gets on the table. He's gonna kill this turkey.

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<v Speaker 1>I catch no, I'm gonna I'll take care of all. Dad,

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<v Speaker 1>You don't worry about any of that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>All I need is to finish up the form of

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<v Speaker 1>payment prior to arriving at your residence.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought this was a gift. Well, it was only.

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<v Speaker 1>A percentage was paid for it to secure the turkey,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, there's not a lot of forty five

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<v Speaker 1>pounds birds running around rampant.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so how much is this gonna cost me?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they put down a two hundred dollars deposit. I've

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<v Speaker 1>already got that cleared. That's a deposit. I'm gonna need

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<v Speaker 1>the remainder. I'm gonna need the remaining eight hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 1>in order to start my trip a thousand bus. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>coming from a long distance like ten states to Waves.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll be paying for lodging for me and your turkey.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the only way we can get there.

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<v Speaker 1>This turkey, it's a gift.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a gift. You get work it out? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>work it out with the gift giver? After I get there?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hi, Hey, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>There's some idiot keeps calling me.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to bring a turkey for Yeah, it's supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to be a surprise. What I gotta pay a thousand

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<v Speaker 2>dollars for this?

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome. I'm I don't want to, you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>order somebody to even tell me what's wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I surprise is. Mom.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you'd be happy.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing things behind my back? And then

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta pay a thousand bucks. What do you think

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<v Speaker 2>money grows?

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<v Speaker 1>I I'm helping you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm helping you. You are not helping You should be

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<v Speaker 2>saying thank you. This is my gift, is not.

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<v Speaker 1>A thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, he's showing up. I'm gonna pay him a

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<v Speaker 2>thousand bucks. I got to put him up locally. He's

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<v Speaker 2>bringing a life burn to my apartments.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I'll cut you a discount. Who is this time?

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<v Speaker 2>Instead of a thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Dollars on the phone dollars, how's about you give me

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<v Speaker 1>four hundred and I'll eat Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 2>Dinner with you. It's what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Froggy from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>and you've been phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, what is it?

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<v Speaker 1>I've got time for this the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 1>all participates.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show