Speaker 1: Hey fan Orrito's Welcome back to how Rude Tan Rito's.
Speaker 1: And today we're playing a game called show swap. So
Speaker 1: this is how goes which main care Is it.
Speaker 2: Like wife swap? Remember that show? I do remember wife Swap?
Speaker 1: That was? I don't know. I would never have gone
Speaker 1: on that show, like I wouldn't like I would not
Speaker 1: want to be a mom to anything if.
Speaker 2: They did a celebrity version, And at some point I
Speaker 2: think somebody had and I was like, no, no.
Speaker 1: No, I don't. I don't want to be anyone else's
Speaker 1: mom or wife, like I don't want to yeah, any
Speaker 1: other family.
Speaker 2: I'm good, Yeah good, I am all good, thank you.
Speaker 2: And they always picked like the most polar opposite of you,
Speaker 2: and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, the city girl and then the It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: no that was that.
Speaker 2: Was Any train Wreck is not.
Speaker 1: Wife swap, but it's uh, it's show swap.
Speaker 2: It's show swap, and it's much better.
Speaker 1: So we're going to we're gonna pick which main characters
Speaker 1: from Full House would you like to see in other
Speaker 1: popular eighties and nineties TV shows and why oh okay,
Speaker 1: here are the rules. You can put as many Full
Speaker 1: House characters into each show.
Speaker 2: As you'd like, all right, and.
Speaker 1: You can put a character into multiple shows.
Speaker 2: Okay, got it. So basically there's no like elimination like
Speaker 2: once you know, it's not like where we've done it before,
Speaker 2: where like one has to pick.
Speaker 1: It's like any anything goes no rules. It's a free
Speaker 1: the rules are there's no rules. But yeah, we have to.
Speaker 2: Take all I know is I want everyone to be
Speaker 2: an elf. Oh okay, but as Alf that's it.
Speaker 1: We all we all switch off each week, play Olf.
Speaker 2: We all switch off.
Speaker 1: Excellent, Okay, So do we need to go over which
Speaker 1: full house characters we have? We all, let's go over
Speaker 1: what we have.
Speaker 2: Listen, there's we have our I mean, well, we'll say
Speaker 2: our usual Jesse, Joey, Danny m Becky of course because
Speaker 2: she's now with us all the time, DJ Kimmy, Steph Michelle,
Speaker 2: and we've added in mm hmm Steve hale M and
Speaker 2: Gia Mahon.
Speaker 1: Perfect perfect guest stars to bring into this game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love it. Okay, So do we just pick a show?
Speaker 1: Should we just start I guess?
Speaker 2: Or do let's just start at the top and work
Speaker 2: our way down. Okay, what do you think?
Speaker 1: Let's do that.
Speaker 2: Let's do. Let's do that. Yeah, let's start with this.
Speaker 1: So let's start with Friends, which I think is a
Speaker 1: great one.
Speaker 2: I have it. I mean, you've never seen Friends. I've
Speaker 2: never seen Friends. Jody Sweet didn't I know, I know,
Speaker 2: I know, I know. Hold on, Okay, didn't Marla do
Speaker 2: an episode of Friends?
Speaker 1: She was Joey Tribbiani's sister.
Speaker 2: Yes, so Gia actually is related to Joey. Here, I go,
Speaker 2: I can. I don't watch shows. I just invent them
Speaker 2: in my head. Jia is is Joey's sister, and that's
Speaker 2: how the shows are connected across Yeah, they're they're by
Speaker 2: coastal if.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and New York. Well that's she fits perfectly into this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean she changed her name obviously, she you know,
Speaker 2: had to go under a different name for witness protection.
Speaker 2: When she moved to San Francisco. She was involved in
Speaker 2: some things. We know g has had a past.
Speaker 1: So well, this is I know you don't know the characters,
Speaker 1: but it's this is very similar personalities to our personalities
Speaker 1: like on full House or Fuller House. Because you have
Speaker 1: you have three guys and you have three girls. So
Speaker 1: for the three girls, you have Monica, who's neurotic and
Speaker 1: like super organized and super clean.
Speaker 2: Right, and so Danny of the women, she's she's the DJ.
Speaker 1: She's the DJ.
Speaker 2: Well, all sitcoms have to have rather extreme characters to
Speaker 2: play off of each other. Otherwise there's no conflict, it's
Speaker 2: not funny. Everyone's not Heels duggins. So we have Yeah,
Speaker 2: so Monica Monica DJ, and then.
Speaker 1: Rachel she's like the she's well, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I was gonna say Stephanie, but she's like the shopper.
Speaker 1: She's like a personal a personal shopper at I can't
Speaker 1: remember what, sort of like a Nordstrom or something like that.
Speaker 2: And but yeah, so that wouldn't fit for Steph's Lisa Kudro.
Speaker 2: Here's here's the This is why I never watched the show.
Speaker 2: I just didn't see myself in it. I didn't see
Speaker 2: see yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think here is this show? Then, But
Speaker 1: Phoebe is the wacky. Phoebe is the Kimmy because she's
Speaker 1: a wackadoo. She's on her own planet.
Speaker 2: Right, So that's always oddly like the voice of reason, right,
Speaker 2: like she would be the one that would say something
Speaker 2: and you're like, wait, that actually makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Greek chorus. Yes, she's always saying what's on
Speaker 1: everybody else's mind. But as far as like the guys,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think the guys maybe this
Speaker 1: doesn't fit so well, maybe Gia, maybe we just have Gia,
Speaker 1: DJ and Kimmy Stephanie's gonna sit this one out, okay,
Speaker 1: and the guys, I don't know, we don't. We don't
Speaker 1: have to do every not everyone's gonna fix.
Speaker 2: Not everyone's gonna fit in every show. So this is
Speaker 2: we've decided that. Really that's you know, we could see
Speaker 2: DJ as Monica and Kimmy as Phoebe and that's but
Speaker 2: that's that's where it ends.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I I agree with that. I agree all right.
Speaker 2: Saved by the Bell, Saved by the Bell. Next up,
Speaker 2: Saved by the Bell.
Speaker 1: That is like a high school high school sitcom, not
Speaker 1: really a fan not really a family show, family related show.
Speaker 2: So it's well, no, no, it was all about the
Speaker 2: high schools in their school life and uh and caffeine pills,
Speaker 2: uh anyone else?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, in this episode, I'm just so excited, right,
Speaker 3: So I think I would put well, i'd put the
Speaker 3: teenagers in there, DJ, Kimmy and Steve, Like, I'm not
Speaker 3: going to match them up with characters, but Kimmy will
Speaker 3: be the screech.
Speaker 2: But wait for the but for the but for the friends.
Speaker 2: Are you a j them up or you just inserting
Speaker 2: DJ as Monica at the age that she is because
Speaker 2: I'm adjusting for age. Oh so I feel like we
Speaker 2: have to Like, for me, I'm picturing DJ from Fuller
Speaker 2: and Kimmy from Fuller on Friends, yes, because otherwise it's
Speaker 2: really J'd be.
Speaker 1: Super weird, but have an apartment at thirteen in New York.
Speaker 2: Otherwise it's strange. And I have questions about Rachel. But
Speaker 2: so yeah, I so aged up. Yes, okay, this same
Speaker 2: age teenagers.
Speaker 1: This would be teenagers. Kimmy, Yeah, Kimmy, Steve, DJ, Kimmy
Speaker 1: would be the screech for sure. And I might actually
Speaker 1: put Danny as mister Belding like that seems like he
Speaker 1: would be you know, he's a little nerdy, but you know,
Speaker 1: the kids don't totally respect him, but he's like a
Speaker 1: father finger, So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I seem to remember mister Belding always being around nightclubs
Speaker 2: and stuff, like in the two thousands and weirdly touching
Speaker 2: and Jeff's.
Speaker 1: He went to Jeff's house. Have you seen him at
Speaker 1: some of the Jeff parties too? So yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyways, I have the story, but I'm not going to
Speaker 2: share it.
Speaker 1: On this podcast tonight. We practice are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh but yeah, I think I think probably Danny
Speaker 2: is like mister Bell because he's kind of the nerdy,
Speaker 2: like trying to be cool. He's I feel like Jesse. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel like Jesse might be the dude that owned
Speaker 2: the Now That might be Joey, the dude that owned
Speaker 2: like the little diner that they were always hanging a Max?
Speaker 1: Is that what it's called the Max?
Speaker 2: I think so the Max?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah Max.
Speaker 2: The guy that owned the Max. I think like he
Speaker 2: was kind of weird, weird, wacky guy. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: I feel like, uh, I feel like Slater wants to
Speaker 2: be Jesse. He wants to wants to be could probably
Speaker 2: is probably uh leaning in that direction again adjusted for age.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's not. He's not Uncle Jesse, sorry Slater, but
Speaker 1: he's just but he's not right, He's just adjacent. He's
Speaker 1: a heart throw he's Jesse.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I I would I would argue that
Speaker 2: Mario Lopez has been as much of a teen heart throb.
Speaker 1: As absolutely absolutely probably but what Slater, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: remember the show teen he was.
Speaker 2: Just aways wore a tank top. Yeah it was were
Speaker 2: a tank top and like mc hammer py and and
Speaker 2: and he had a curly bullet for a while. There
Speaker 2: was there was Yeah, there was a lot of molive.
Speaker 2: So that definitely fits Jesse, So that fits in. I
Speaker 2: think Gia. We can just throw Gia in there because
Speaker 2: she's just in high school with a fake idea and
Speaker 2: a cigarette. Yeah yeah, and a cigarette. Yeah, she's getting
Speaker 2: the high school. She's actually the one that gave Jesse
Speaker 2: the idea for the caffeine pills.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she provided the caffeine pills. Yeah, perfect, perfect, Okay,
Speaker 1: done was saved by the.
Speaker 2: By the way, we we haven't talked about our friend
Speaker 2: Kim's fortieth birthday, but just as a quick side know,
Speaker 2: she posted and tagged us all in it, and Marla
Speaker 2: was there, you me, some of the writers from Fuller
Speaker 2: and a couple of our other friends. Anyway, I just
Speaker 2: had to say Gia showed up that night because she
Speaker 2: was trying to I said, I think I parked somewhere
Speaker 2: I can't park. I was like, but I mean I
Speaker 2: don't know, like the lots, like the store's closed, is
Speaker 2: completely empty, Like do I move it? She's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I just leave it. It's fine. And I was like
Speaker 2: oh my, and everyone was like Okay. Gia settled down
Speaker 2: legitimately a word for her. She was the Gia that
Speaker 2: night encouraging you to illegally. Usually I'd be like, it's fine,
Speaker 2: but honestly, I've learned, at least from Full House. Never
Speaker 2: listened to Gia. Oh listen to Gia, You're gonna get
Speaker 2: in trouble. So if anyone else but Marla had said
Speaker 2: like I think you'll be fine, I would be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what I think I will be. But no
Speaker 2: Gia said it. Therefore I know if I don't listen,
Speaker 2: Steph learning Ye.
Speaker 1: So this was a Pavlovian response for you, like a
Speaker 1: muscle memory. You're like, whoa, I'm not gonna listen to
Speaker 1: what Marla saying.
Speaker 2: She is offering me something I have to say. No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was so funny. I forgot all that. Oh
Speaker 1: that was awesome, such a great night. Okay, moving on. Next,
Speaker 1: we have boy meets world.
Speaker 2: Well, we know this one.
Speaker 1: We're screwed.
Speaker 2: We know. Neither of us have ever watched it.
Speaker 1: I know, and our produce, like Daniel Live, we did a.
Speaker 2: I know, Daniel Fisher had Daniel car for this Daniel
Speaker 2: Official carp. They are are our producers. And but they
Speaker 2: that's okay, they'd never watched our show either, because and
Speaker 2: we learned this after we did the live show with
Speaker 2: them here in LA and we played a game where
Speaker 2: we like tried to guess who the other characters were
Speaker 2: from each show, and we had no idea how anyone
Speaker 2: was related and and so but again, my weird fan
Speaker 2: fiction really just just sailed us right on through that.
Speaker 2: And I was just making it stories everyway. But they
Speaker 2: also were like, yeah, we've never seen your show either.
Speaker 2: Was like rah, thank god.
Speaker 1: It was yeah, no, you made up some good fan fake.
Speaker 1: It made for a great show, But it also did
Speaker 1: illustrate how much how much we have.
Speaker 2: Not watched it would have been. I mean, it would
Speaker 2: have been boring if we would have known things. It's
Speaker 2: much better when you don't and you just make it
Speaker 2: up as you go. Well not in all cases, yeah,
Speaker 2: usually like you know, presidents things like that. We like
Speaker 2: them to know.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, anyway, so it's another show focused on kids,
Speaker 1: but it is a family show. They've got parents, they've
Speaker 1: got an ext door neighbor, they've got the teacher, and so.
Speaker 2: Wow, you actually know about this show just.
Speaker 1: No, just from the life. I watched like one episode
Speaker 1: and then, uh, I've seen you're ahead of you.
Speaker 2: One episode farther in than I. Yeah, I feel i've
Speaker 2: And I also like they were very much my age,
Speaker 2: so I think too, like I was, like I said,
Speaker 2: in acting class with them, and Danielle was on the
Speaker 2: show and like I'd known her for years, like it was. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was like, why do we want to watch my friends?
Speaker 2: It's weird? Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah why would we watch our friend? And we were
Speaker 1: too busy working too, So yeah, okay, so we've got well,
Speaker 1: we're so set. Ben Savage is okay, he's he's the
Speaker 1: lead of the show.
Speaker 2: I think this is a watch I have. No, I'm trying.
Speaker 2: There's two I don't know how they're related. I know
Speaker 2: that two of them are friends. To Panga has a
Speaker 2: lot of hair, and her and Cory are together, and
Speaker 2: that's it. Look, Mattie said, we can skip this one
Speaker 2: no word she's giving us.
Speaker 1: Our producers. We're on Boy meets World. We cannot skip boys.
Speaker 2: Now, but we're showing our ass even more that we
Speaker 2: have no clue. We could have just skipped over it
Speaker 2: and been like, oh, everyone knows this show. You know it,
Speaker 2: I know, we all know it. Let's just go to
Speaker 2: the next one. But no, now we're here and we've
Speaker 2: dug our heels in and now everyone knows that we
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: So okay, okay, well okay, we're sippiness.
Speaker 2: Mister feenie, just give me mister because he's no you
Speaker 2: know who's mister feenie. Michelle?
Speaker 1: Michelle is mister shows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone seems to go to her for rice. Everyone
Speaker 2: seems everybody adult in the house, it seems to go
Speaker 2: to her for career advice, relationship advice, like they're having
Speaker 2: a crisis. Everyone's like, Michelle, we need to talk. So
Speaker 2: I think Michelle is mister Let's go with that, just
Speaker 2: with a lot less wisdom and a lot more I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, a lot younger. She's you know, slightly, slightly slightly,
Speaker 1: just by a couple of years and a little less
Speaker 1: of a mustache, isn't he he's ninety six, Is that
Speaker 1: what he is?
Speaker 2: Something like that? It's okay, he's he's so cool, he's
Speaker 2: so great.
Speaker 1: I love seeing him at nineties. He's driving a scooter.
Speaker 1: It's awesome.
Speaker 2: Yep, okay, let's move on home improvement. Do you want
Speaker 2: to go with this improvement? Home improvement? I know I
Speaker 2: watched that one. Actually, Zachary ty Bryan and I had
Speaker 2: a little crush on him. He was my like, quote unquote,
Speaker 2: like like little boyfriend whatever you would call it in
Speaker 2: like sixth grade.
Speaker 1: It's so cute. I love. I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, he came to set a few times, and
Speaker 2: I remember my mom driving up to Ed de Bevin's.
Speaker 1: Actually I think where everybody goes go.
Speaker 2: Out at dinner after the show and or something.
Speaker 1: Did you get sewn at in a lemo? Though?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't, But I do think he like tried
Speaker 2: to open the car door while my mom was driving.
Speaker 2: Because this was back in the days before you like
Speaker 2: that that was the thing you couldn't do, And I
Speaker 2: think my mom got pretty pissed.
Speaker 1: So yeah, was that the end of that relationship?
Speaker 2: No, we went Tuggar treating together, like with his younger
Speaker 2: sister and stuff. I remember. Yeah, yeah, anyway.
Speaker 1: It's so cool we all have a connection. Okay, so
Speaker 1: my you remember my boyfriend Ben who came my prom date.
Speaker 1: He came to the set of Full House on our
Speaker 1: prominent so he he was the best friend of Jonathan
Speaker 1: Taylor Thomas's brother, right right six Jonathan Taylor Thomas. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so we all have a little loved Home Improvement.
Speaker 2: Okay, so if we're recasting Home Improvement, who is well.
Speaker 1: There's three boys, three girls, the three DJ, Stephanie, Michelle
Speaker 1: would be right whatever, whatever their names are, whatever their
Speaker 1: characters are Improvement. They had a mom, though they had
Speaker 1: a mom.
Speaker 2: They did have a mom, but she was kind of
Speaker 2: she didn't she she had a Becky esque feel about
Speaker 2: her because she would kind of call him out on
Speaker 2: his stuff. She would call him being ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Okay, so she's the Becky.
Speaker 2: She's the Becky. She she like, we know who runs
Speaker 2: the show, and it's her. Yeah, totally, he thinks he
Speaker 2: but she does. And then I'd say, I'd say he's
Speaker 2: almost like I'd say it's like a Jesse Joey combo
Speaker 2: of like kind of annoying misogyny, but like just and
Speaker 2: and and ridiculousness and a lot of silly noise making.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just remember the macho though, Robert.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, lots of tools, right right, Okay, yeah, so
Speaker 1: maybe he's a he's a hybrid of of the guys.
Speaker 1: I definitely I want to be the name, Like there's
Speaker 1: a nextraor neighbor. You only see half the chase. I
Speaker 1: want to be that. Then I wouldn't have to wear
Speaker 1: makeup on the lower half of my face. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: Kimmy is the the what is it, Wilson?
Speaker 2: You should have done that with the Ostrich. It would
Speaker 2: have looked better. It's only had the eyes up right,
Speaker 2: it might have looked like someone's hand in a pantyhose.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for that episode. Oh boy.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 1: I think this is the most like full House, Like
Speaker 1: this show the Family Center. Yeah, yeah, this is the
Speaker 1: most most similar to Full House.
Speaker 2: All right, here's just another, well one one. A couple
Speaker 2: more shows I didn't watch, Uh, Sabrina the.
Speaker 1: Teenage Sorry, Melissa Joanhart, I would love her, I.
Speaker 2: Know, Sorry Melissa and Carolyn Ray. I like you guys
Speaker 2: are hysterical and awesome. Again, when I knew people, was like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, I watched Clarissa explains at All. But that
Speaker 2: was because I watched it before I had met her, okay,
Speaker 2: And then after I met her, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: oh okay, because then I was like, now she's just
Speaker 2: doing her like now I.
Speaker 1: Know, you know, So we switched to Clarissa. Then I
Speaker 1: haven't seen Clarissa, but.
Speaker 2: No, Clarissa was what she did first. Clarissa was a
Speaker 2: Nickelodeon show. Clarissa was a Nickelodeon No, Clarisa explains it
Speaker 2: all is Larissa Olenick.
Speaker 1: Never mind, No, I think it's Melissa Joanhart.
Speaker 2: It is Melissa Joanheart. She did Clarissa and Sabrina. That's right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right, Larissa al did. Larissa Olenik was Alex Mayes.
Speaker 1: Alex mac That's where it was. Okay, Okay, So all
Speaker 1: I know about Sabrina is there's a cat that talks
Speaker 1: and there's magic.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's literally all I know, And that's all I need.
Speaker 1: And there's no magic in Full House and there's no cat,
Speaker 1: so I think this doesn't really apply.
Speaker 2: There is magic in full House.
Speaker 1: Oh, backyard Okay, so the backyard. The backyard is the
Speaker 1: one character.
Speaker 2: The backyard is the is the talking cat of our show. Basically,
Speaker 2: it's the most absurd and unlikely thing. Uh, but it
Speaker 2: is a central focus point that we just never talk
Speaker 2: about or acknowledged that it's weird. So that's it. The
Speaker 2: Backyard's the only thing in that.
Speaker 1: Perfect no notes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great, signs Seinfeld.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've seen Seinfeld. Not it was that.
Speaker 2: I have seen it.
Speaker 1: It's a show about nothing, and it's all adults. There's
Speaker 1: no kids. So even though I feel like Kimmy would
Speaker 1: be the creamer because he's.
Speaker 2: A little bit, but again, we can adjust for age,
Speaker 2: so we can imagine or you know, if Kimmy were
Speaker 2: who she was, well we can imagine the floor house version.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that version to imagine. Okay.
Speaker 1: But as far as Jerry Seinfeld, like, he was very
Speaker 1: just dry and sarcastic, and I don't think I don't
Speaker 1: feel like full house head of steph. Oh maybe, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. Far I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see that. Well, then what about.
Speaker 2: Georganne couldn't get it and couldn't get a joke out
Speaker 2: without laughing at it before it came out of that.
Speaker 1: I did that to that fits. Yeah, Okay, I always.
Speaker 2: Notice Seinfeld did that in the show. He'd be like,
Speaker 2: which I get, I mean, you're working together. I'm sure
Speaker 2: it was ridiculous for sure, but like he'd always kind
Speaker 2: of be laughing halfway through him saying a joke. And
Speaker 2: I feel like I did that a lot too.
Speaker 1: You did stuff.
Speaker 2: So I think Steph okay uh and her sarcasm.
Speaker 1: Stephan, Stephan, her sarcasm is the Seinfeld of the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And George Costanza is the little, the little angry man
Speaker 1: who's a little unhinged. I don't think we have a
Speaker 1: little unhinged angry man.
Speaker 2: I think we have. I don't know, he's not he's
Speaker 2: not a little unhinged angry man. But he's a he
Speaker 2: can be Jesse, I mean Jesse sometimes, but not, he's
Speaker 2: not a George.
Speaker 1: No. I feel like Joel. Joel's wick our director George.
Speaker 1: So yeah, if we're being honest here, Okay, should we
Speaker 1: move on to Yeah, let's move on. Growing Pains also
Speaker 1: very very similar to Full House, and that's a family
Speaker 1: chard h S Car crew. There's a mom and a dad,
Speaker 1: and are there three kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's Kurt yes Yell and Tracy Gold and Tracy Gold.
Speaker 1: I don't remember their character names, but.
Speaker 2: I don't either. This is we're like, yeah those people
Speaker 2: right like, and everyone else is like who, like we
Speaker 2: know the names and other people know the characters. But yeah,
Speaker 2: but yeah, there was three kids. And of course, uh,
Speaker 2: Alan Thick.
Speaker 1: And Alan Thick. Yeah, Alan think was the Dan the Danny.
Speaker 1: Danny's a good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd say Danny that. I think Joanna Kern's uh
Speaker 2: with the mom character, she's a little She's I guess
Speaker 2: I'd say I guess i'd give a little Becky just
Speaker 2: because again the mom's always kind of had that like, ye,
Speaker 2: they were no the final say like that you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 1: They may be the voice of reason, a voice of reason, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well then I think we need to put DJ in
Speaker 1: the Kirk Cameron role just because they're related.
Speaker 2: So I just right by yeah, just by process of elimination,
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: And then for Tracy Gold and Jeremy Miller, I don't
Speaker 1: remember anything about it. And I was on this show too.
Speaker 1: I was on I kissed jer kissed Jeremy Miller in
Speaker 1: a in a movie writer. So I should know more
Speaker 1: about this, but yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like Jeremy. I feel like
Speaker 2: his character of the younger brother was like kind of
Speaker 2: more mischievous, wasn't he kind of always like getting into
Speaker 2: some trouble and doing some stuff. Yeah, he might have
Speaker 2: been more of a like a GIA okay, yeah, okay moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he might have been maybe a yeah, he might
Speaker 1: be more GA.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I think Tracy Gold was more like very smart,
Speaker 1: very studious, like played by the rule.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like really yeah, she was very DJ.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's DJ. Maybe Kirk isn't.
Speaker 2: I think she's d J. I'd say, I'd say Steve Hale,
Speaker 2: Oh you could almost be yep, kind of the heart throb,
Speaker 2: the jock, the you know.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Steve, Yeah, you're right, absolutely right. Steve Hale
Speaker 1: is the Kirk Cameron. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then there's oh, what was the name of the
Speaker 1: friend I want to be? The friend Boner? That was
Speaker 1: his name?
Speaker 2: That was his name. Can you imagine?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine in twenty twenty four? I mean a
Speaker 1: character name?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine playing That's what I mean, not writing
Speaker 2: one that I don't, but playing a character named Boner
Speaker 2: as a as a young person, that's how you're known.
Speaker 2: I'm just for the rest of your life, You're not owner. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I Kimmy's.
Speaker 1: The Boner, she's like the I don't know if he's
Speaker 1: the next name. He's the friend. I think he's the friend,
Speaker 1: but he's and he's a little he's I don't know
Speaker 1: how wacky he was, but he was definitely like a
Speaker 1: little offbeat. So, yeah, kim he was.
Speaker 2: He was pretty wacky. He was pretty like he was weird.
Speaker 2: Not like Kimmy wacky, but he was. He was kind
Speaker 2: of he was just dumb. He was. He was yeah
Speaker 2: in that regard, very much like kim.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, kind of an airhead. Yeah all right, Yeah
Speaker 1: that was fun. Okay, that was easier than I thought that.
Speaker 1: We pulled it together.
Speaker 2: Okay, last one, Blossom Blossom.
Speaker 1: It was also crazy. I loved I did, like blast loved.
Speaker 1: Uh Miami, right off the.
Speaker 2: Bat, right off the bat, We've got Steve as Joey
Speaker 2: oh oh yeah, as Joey Lawrence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whoa, yes, whoa.
Speaker 2: Whatever his name again? Whatever his name was in the show.
Speaker 1: Remember, wasn't it Joey and I guess maybe it was Joe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't know Joey anyway anyway, but yeah,
Speaker 2: the that I feel like, that's definitely so.
Speaker 1: Steve is the Joey Lawrence. I think with Blossom and six,
Speaker 1: you got, that's got to be Kimmy and DJ.
Speaker 2: Because it's got to be Kimmy and j. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Everyone mistakes me for six. Well maybe not not now,
Speaker 1: but before Fuller House just the people were like, oh,
Speaker 1: did you play six on Blossom? And I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: wrong show. I was Kimy on full House. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so I think that's Kimmy, DJ, DJ is Block. Who
Speaker 1: else was on the show? There was the the friend,
Speaker 1: the dad, the friend Sherry, and then the dad, the friends.
Speaker 1: She's the one that got do you remember what so
Speaker 1: Leigh told us this when we went camping. She was
Speaker 1: the one that got. Wait, she's the one that got
Speaker 1: stuck in the refrigerator. And that was the episode that
Speaker 1: scared everybody because it was like Terry she got literally
Speaker 1: that was.
Speaker 2: That was on? That was on That wasn't on Bloom,
Speaker 2: that was on Punky Brewster, Oh Punky.
Speaker 1: Brewster, never mind. Oh my god, I'm confusing the shows.
Speaker 1: I'm confusing the show.
Speaker 2: Grandma, Come on, I'm such a boomer.
Speaker 1: I'm not a boner. I'm a boomer.
Speaker 2: I'm not I wasn't six. But that show show?
Speaker 1: Okay, So who else was on Blossom?
Speaker 2: The dad? There was a member. It was a single
Speaker 2: dad and the two kids. Yeah, I told her, I
Speaker 2: don't remember.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I don't show.
Speaker 2: Wasn't there a teacher? Was there a teacher?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea. Now now now
Speaker 1: I can think.
Speaker 2: So we were like, oh yeah, I used to love
Speaker 2: the show. Now we could name nothing the one we
Speaker 2: didn't watch. We know things, my ambiolic.
Speaker 1: I am so sorry, Like I have to apologize to
Speaker 1: you now. I've been thinking of Punky Brewster like this
Speaker 1: whole I'm merging shows, just like your merging X Files
Speaker 1: and Full House. I've merged Blossoms.
Speaker 2: But I and I knew I was doing it. So
Speaker 2: that's the dip.
Speaker 1: Here's the idiot that doesn't realize it's right.
Speaker 2: It's just yeah, we're gonna we're gonna take you to lunch.
Speaker 2: You're gonna put me down for a window. Just sit
Speaker 2: at the window for a couple hours, watch the birds.
Speaker 2: Doesn't that sound great, But yeah, what other show would
Speaker 2: you uh could? Is there any other show that you
Speaker 2: could think of that you would switch out us? Hmmmm
Speaker 2: mmmm Sesame Street?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, this is your is your this is your genre,
Speaker 1: this is your show.
Speaker 2: This is I mean we got to Oscar. The Grouch
Speaker 2: is Jesse, right, okay, Okay, he's just just cranky and
Speaker 2: sort of then, but really has like a heart of
Speaker 2: gold under it and like yeah exactly, he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: just lives in his little trash can, doesn't like anybody,
Speaker 2: but really, when push comes to shove, he loves everybody
Speaker 2: on Sesame Street, and he'll show up for him because that's.
Speaker 1: What you do. It's a good one. That's a good one.
Speaker 2: I would say. I would say that Grover is uh
Speaker 2: is No, Ernie is Joey, and Bert is Danny.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Bert's the tall Bert's the tourney is.
Speaker 2: The football head. Bert's the tall skinny Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh.
Speaker 2: Look and there see there's balloons. There's balloons going off.
Speaker 2: Now that means that zoom the zoom gods agreed with
Speaker 2: my choice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think, yeah.
Speaker 2: I think I think Danny and Joey as Ernie.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, what about big Bird.
Speaker 2: I think I think big Bird is.
Speaker 1: I don't know. We met him, we met we met
Speaker 1: the real big bird, not really, but we've met the
Speaker 1: real big bird.
Speaker 2: It was. It was a big bird representative. It was
Speaker 2: like when you see the Santa Claus in the mall.
Speaker 1: It's the representative, right, exactly right. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was originally gonna put Bob as big Bird because
Speaker 1: he's so tall.
Speaker 2: But I feel like, oh, okay, Becky would be Becky
Speaker 2: would be Maria.
Speaker 1: Oh okay.
Speaker 2: Maria was amazing and always kind and sweet everybody on
Speaker 2: Sesame Street and everyone could go to her with their feelings,
Speaker 2: So Becky would be Maria.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I feel like I.
Speaker 1: Think Steve would be the cookie Monster because he loves
Speaker 1: to eat perfect that's it.
Speaker 2: Yep, okay, me love cookies. Yep, that's Steve.
Speaker 1: That's Steve.
Speaker 2: I feel like the Count.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like the count.
Speaker 2: Who's the count.
Speaker 1: Let's see.
Speaker 2: Okay, well we've got the Count. We've got elm.
Speaker 1: Michelle could be Ilmo.
Speaker 2: Michelle could be Michelle could be Elmo. We've got Snuffy, Snuffy,
Speaker 2: snuffle up. Enough Big, the Big, the Big, birds imagine, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: who I'm trying to remember their personalities. I feel like
Speaker 2: he's cutting old birds. He's kind and kind of do yeah,
Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, I don't know. I don't know that
Speaker 2: Snuffy fits into this.
Speaker 1: But you gonna we're gonna have to recast.
Speaker 2: You don't have to recast, recast. I'm trying to figure
Speaker 2: out where stuff fits into this.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If I don't fit into Sesame Street somehow, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: lose it. No. I think you could be big birds.
Speaker 2: It could be big bird. Yeah, you know, Steph, I
Speaker 2: could be big Yeah. I could see you getting legs,
Speaker 2: kind of fluffy, frizzy hair, the hair it's very yellow
Speaker 2: or blonde. Yeah, yeah, it's and just kind of friends
Speaker 2: with everybody and hanging around. But like, yeah, okay, I'll
Speaker 2: take Steph as big bird. You're a big bird. I'll
Speaker 2: take that on her. You're a big bird.
Speaker 1: You dig it mm hm.
Speaker 2: And then and then who was left?
Speaker 1: You had Oscar?
Speaker 2: And then we have no Oscar? We said was oh, yes,
Speaker 2: we already said as was was Jesse.
Speaker 1: Then who was the wait? Who did we miss?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I think that might be I
Speaker 2: think dj DJ would be.
Speaker 1: I mean, if she fits into this.
Speaker 2: I don't know. If she fits into this, that's.
Speaker 1: Okay, we don't. We don't have to fit everyone in.
Speaker 2: It's okay. Yeah, not everyone fits, but I think we
Speaker 2: she's too.
Speaker 1: Busy being blossomed, so yeah, she doesn't have time for.
Speaker 2: A fair amount of homes for people on sesame Streets.
Speaker 1: That very well done, very well done, very off the
Speaker 1: cuff too. You just like came up with that fantastic work.
Speaker 2: Again, story of my life. This is I just I
Speaker 2: just sit here and think of things and then wait
Speaker 2: for her to be a microphone in front of me
Speaker 2: so I can tell someone.
Speaker 1: I just loved that, Like you didn't really know and
Speaker 1: like all like ten of these shows, but you're like
Speaker 1: Sesame st let's talk about.
Speaker 2: That, and don I've still watched Sesame Street. I've watched
Speaker 2: documentaries about Sesame Street, all of it. It's I'm very
Speaker 2: much into Sesame.
Speaker 1: Street, Sesame Street, muppets, like this is your jam. That
Speaker 1: is your jam.
Speaker 2: It really is it really is.
Speaker 1: I love it too great. Any other shows I don't.
Speaker 1: I can't think of any other shows in the eighties
Speaker 1: or nineties.
Speaker 2: Then well we're not going to get better than Sesame Street,
Speaker 2: and it's a great one. And I think that was
Speaker 2: a great one to end on, one very near and
Speaker 2: dear to my heart, and I would be I would
Speaker 2: be honored.
Speaker 1: To be big Bird truly.
Speaker 2: Yay, I will. I will fill those giant bird shoes
Speaker 2: any now.
Speaker 1: And you can walk around Central Park and ask for coins.
Speaker 2: You know what, I don't give me an idea. All right,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna spend my retirement, all right. Thank you so
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Speaker 2: Remember the street is always Sessame, but the door is
Speaker 2: always open. Sure, no, yeah, the street is always Sessame,
Speaker 2: but the door is always.
Speaker 1: Street is always to me, and the door is always
Speaker 1: open perfect.
Speaker 2: I mean Sesame street and the door's always open up
Speaker 2: for how you kind of can't. That's that's it.
Speaker 1: That's the cross. And you get.
Speaker 2: Family outside on the street and you get family in
Speaker 2: the house.
Speaker 1: That's what it is. There we go another crossover.
Speaker 2: We never knew we right now, all I can hear
Speaker 2: is the end. Doney Day. That's all I hear. Thanks guys,
Speaker 2: you next guy.
Speaker 1: It was bye.