WEBVTT - #265: Jersey I'm Not So Shore

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<v Speaker 1>Start Up, dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Buy, start Up, dadda they making noise, dot Up, start.

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<v Speaker 2>Up, Dada, dot Up, Episode two sixty five, The Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 2>Boys Podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Ah, yeah, Hellodia, Oh, Hellodiah Hello now Oh David Brody,

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<v Speaker 4>Hellodia Hello. Now Wow, this is great or middle Yeah

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<v Speaker 4>and yeah, I'm saying that with a lot of sarcasm

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<v Speaker 4>in my voice. Well, we're recording this on a Friday,

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<v Speaker 4>which is usually scary as going to the beach day.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Friday at two o'clock in the afternoon when it's

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<v Speaker 2>eighty four degrees in sunny out because we couldn't find

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<v Speaker 2>another time to record in this entire week.

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<v Speaker 4>Not my fault. I mean, you know, David Brody and

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<v Speaker 4>all always busy, available, always busy man. You know what

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<v Speaker 4>I I did go out last night watch I'll talk

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<v Speaker 4>about later. I know you did a couple of experiences. Yep,

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<v Speaker 4>you got a lot of You have more point appointments

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<v Speaker 4>than a than a doctor. Yeah. And I will update

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<v Speaker 4>you guys on my backyard light for those people who

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<v Speaker 4>ask for an update, because there's now an update to

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<v Speaker 4>the update the up, the update to the update. So

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<v Speaker 4>this is great. Glad you saved it for.

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<v Speaker 2>This long Oh of course, by the way, to whoever

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<v Speaker 2>put up the sign in my elevator that I just

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<v Speaker 2>found as I was coming up coming home today for

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<v Speaker 2>the lemonade stand. When it's the first annual Lemonade stand event,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just a little be another one. Yeah, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>the lemonade stand event. It's not first annual. We've covered

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<v Speaker 2>this in this podcast before.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, because unless you've already got a contract sign for

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<v Speaker 4>next year with a guarantee that it's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but like no, there's the original, and then next

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<v Speaker 2>year can be the second annual, the first annually. Kind yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but the first annually is commitment. The first annual is

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<v Speaker 2>the first one. It is just the name of the event,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like Jaws. You didn't see Jaws one. You didn't

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<v Speaker 4>see Rocky one. There's no such movies. There's Rocky, there's Jaws,

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<v Speaker 4>but there's no Rocky one at Jaws. There's no Fast

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<v Speaker 4>and the Furious one. You can tell people you saw it, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I'm complaining. I'm turning it to you because yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because it's a Friday afternoon. That's why you'd have a pool,

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<v Speaker 2>then I would. Dude, can we just get this out

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<v Speaker 2>of the way, because this has been bothering me. It's

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<v Speaker 2>been hanging over my head like a cloud, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just frustrated because sorry, I'm better looking than you. There apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>The Warning show got the worst of me today, but

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<v Speaker 2>they got the best of me, which made me feel worse.

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<v Speaker 2>But speaking of weather, I do the weather for Z

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred in New York and I've been doing it

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<v Speaker 2>for years. Okay, yep, and now.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, wait, you have to tell people it's always Is

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<v Speaker 4>it partly sunny not partly cloudy? What are the rules?

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<v Speaker 4>Doesn't matter? And none of that case. It doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>I say mix of sun and clouds because that's really

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<v Speaker 2>how you experience the day.

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<v Speaker 4>But it aren't there ways to say the weather. That

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<v Speaker 4>sounds better when you're saying the same thing. Yeah, pretty

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<v Speaker 4>much partly sonny.

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<v Speaker 2>If they say partly cloudy, people think it's gonna be cloudy.

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<v Speaker 2>They hear the word cloudy and partly cloudy say partial

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<v Speaker 2>partly sunny. No, I gould be like some some sun,

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<v Speaker 2>some sun mixed with clouds.

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<v Speaker 4>Now. Here's the thing, because that's what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm looking at this guy right now, this sun

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<v Speaker 2>and with times of clouds, but when it rains, that's

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<v Speaker 2>where the problem is with precipitation and percentages.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm gonna straight up with this. Okay, it's very simple.

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<v Speaker 2>But first of all, so Danielle was arguing with me

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<v Speaker 2>about tomorrow. Oh it's gonna rain tomorrow night.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, rain, rain, rain.

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<v Speaker 2>And and I'm like, but I say, it's mainly gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be it's gonna be a sunny weekend. It's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>great overall, because that is the that is the truth.

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<v Speaker 4>It's gonna be beautiful to say it's gonna rain on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not rain. See this, you're one of them.

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<v Speaker 2>And here's why. Because it takes a lot for it

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<v Speaker 2>to rain, and and and there's a lot of factors involved.

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<v Speaker 2>So if it's his thirty percent chance, if it says

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<v Speaker 2>thirty percent, that is not true, David Brody, it's default

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<v Speaker 2>sunny sun and clouds. The precipitation is an event that

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<v Speaker 2>many things need to happen.

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<v Speaker 4>It is unlikely. People say scattered showers, they're scattered this way.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't see them just yeah. But here's the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>You tell people, you say the word shower, you say

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<v Speaker 2>the rain. The obvious average person, here's that, and like

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna rain. They said rain, So let's cancel all

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<v Speaker 2>our plans, let's forget about everything. So the truth of

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<v Speaker 2>the matter is, for the greater part of tomorrow, it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be a go it's gonna be a No, it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be a gor You're becoming one of them.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm being a realist that people don't go out.

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna be slicker. You're going to be a slicker.

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<v Speaker 4>What fucking year is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Get Let me get my grubber booth the fuck out

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<v Speaker 2>of here with your yellow trench coat. Gordon Fisherman, motherfucker. Listen, stop,

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<v Speaker 2>shut up, hold on, let me finish what I'm saying. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>because this is this has been irritating me all fucking day.

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<v Speaker 4>When you get rained on, blame scary because you didn't know.

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<v Speaker 2>For the greater part of tomorrow, it's gonna be beautiful,

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be sunny. There is a chance of some

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<v Speaker 2>thunderstorms in the area in some places.

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<v Speaker 4>See now that's where hold on, sat showers.

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<v Speaker 2>But the thing is you say that and then people

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<v Speaker 2>get all like, oh, they take it at word that

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<v Speaker 2>they have to cancel their entire plants for the day

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<v Speaker 2>because it's gonna rain. Now, if it's thirty percent right

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<v Speaker 2>right now, it says thirty per and the weather's always changing,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you that all right right now, thirty percent

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<v Speaker 2>chance of a passing thunderstorm. It doesn't what that really means.

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<v Speaker 2>And I've put this all over my social media already.

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<v Speaker 2>We talked about this two weeks ago. No, well, it

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<v Speaker 2>means it's going to rain. It's one hundred percent going

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<v Speaker 2>to rain in the forecasted area, but in only thirty

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<v Speaker 2>percent of that So it's going to rain one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>percent chance of rain, but only in thirty.

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<v Speaker 4>Percent of the coverage area. So that means seventy percent

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<v Speaker 4>of you are gonna see zero rain seventy percent.

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<v Speaker 2>So why would I be in along? Why would I

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<v Speaker 2>be an alarmist? Why would I be an alarmist and

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<v Speaker 2>say it's going to rain when most people aren't gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get shit? And then they'd be like, oh, he said

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<v Speaker 2>it was going to rain and it doesn't rain.

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<v Speaker 4>We agreed that it that there are two ways to

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<v Speaker 4>interpret thirty percent chance. There is no there's only one, Brody.

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<v Speaker 4>Look it up. You and I, You and I, You

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<v Speaker 4>and I. It talked about this and people called left talkbacks,

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<v Speaker 4>and you and I we looked it up online that

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<v Speaker 4>there's two ways to interpret that, Yes, you have a

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<v Speaker 4>thirty percent chance of getting rain, or that the area

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<v Speaker 4>thirty percent of the area will get rain. That's either way.

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<v Speaker 4>Thirty percent scary is three out of ten people, right,

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<v Speaker 4>that's how many people are probably gonna get rained on that.

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<v Speaker 2>You just like And you're talking about the thirty percent

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<v Speaker 2>of the sky, of the coverage, thirty percent of the sky.

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<v Speaker 4>No offense, scary, But who's listening to the morning show?

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<v Speaker 4>I got to hear the weather. Everyone has a phone.

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<v Speaker 4>I know I know that. I know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Gongle, what's the weather? Hey listen, I'm not arguing that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just telling you people were coming at me today.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold On, that's partly cloudy according to Google, but exactly Google.

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<v Speaker 4>Google's a negative asshole. Hold On, hey, Google, what's the

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<v Speaker 4>weather tomorrow? I can't I can't hear it. I can't

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<v Speaker 4>hear it. Hold on, I can't hear it anyway, Brodie,

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<v Speaker 4>stop talking I'm trying to tell you what it is.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not doing it again. Do it again? Well, stop

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<v Speaker 4>yelling what's the weather in Manhattan, New York tomorrow? New

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<v Speaker 4>York tomorrow? Hey, Google, what's the weather in Manhattan, New

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<v Speaker 4>York tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 5>Held on.

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<v Speaker 4>Scattered thunderstorms with a high of eighty five. Okay, scattered.

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<v Speaker 4>Say you say scattered thunderstorm, scattered thunderstorms, But that makes

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<v Speaker 4>it sound like to the average person, they hear that

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<v Speaker 4>and they be like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's gonna rain, It's gonna be When

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<v Speaker 2>in all honesty, who reacts like that? If you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to the beach, you and go to the beach in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning, you're gonna wake up, you're gonna check the weather.

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<v Speaker 2>Most people today and most people you're gonna scattered. When

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<v Speaker 2>when when that's all that Google is telling you, scattered thunderstorms.

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<v Speaker 2>This is exactly my point. If Google is saying scattered

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<v Speaker 2>thunderstorms tomorrow, most people hear that and be like, it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna fucking rain tomorrow. Most people hear that and interpret

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<v Speaker 2>it that way.

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<v Speaker 4>What I'm telling you, Brody, is that tomorrow, for the

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<v Speaker 4>greater part of tomorrow, the sun will be shining, and

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<v Speaker 4>you'll see it and.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll feel it's gonna be eighty six degrees. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful tomorrow. You may get in thirty percent of the area,

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<v Speaker 2>a thirty percent.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the coverage map. We'll see a passing thunderstorm. Wooll

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<v Speaker 4>the fucking do August twelfth, twenty twenty three. Look at

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<v Speaker 4>the weather and see what it is or was over

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<v Speaker 4>Manhattan and see if it rained. That's all. That's it.

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<v Speaker 4>People can check now, we can check your work, and

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<v Speaker 4>it may have rained in fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Queens and a part of Long Island, and then the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of New Jersey, Westchester, Rockland and the whole tri

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<v Speaker 2>state area got nothing, got nothing. The sun was shining

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<v Speaker 2>all day, all night, and then until until the clouds

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<v Speaker 2>came into, until the moon came out, and then then

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<v Speaker 2>you So what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>Is, yeah, if you it rained on on August twelfth

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<v Speaker 4>in the New York area, report to us Heiri Jones

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<v Speaker 4>on all social media, let him have it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a chance, but you'll be in the vast minoritying

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<v Speaker 2>there's a chance you'll be in the vast minority, is

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I'm saying the ding is locked and you

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<v Speaker 4>can tell the.

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<v Speaker 2>Ship if I have twelve seconds to do the forecast

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<v Speaker 2>for the freaking weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>My my broadstroke approach.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that it's gonna be a beautiful weekend, sunny today,

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<v Speaker 2>Tomorrow and Sunday, and a chance of a thunderstorm passing

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<v Speaker 2>in some areas. That's it, okay, But you don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to be an.

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<v Speaker 4>Alarmist and say it's gonna range scattered thunderstorms. You don't

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<v Speaker 4>lead with that. The report you just did can be

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<v Speaker 4>given any day by any newscaster with no research. Hey, tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 4>it's gonna be sunny, possible rain, possibly not some clouds.

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<v Speaker 4>That's every day. But if it rains, you say, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I said scattered showers, Look at rain. If it doesn't rain,

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<v Speaker 4>you go, I said it was scattered. Said I'm already.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm already exasperated. Win for you. I'm exhausted. Danielle say

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<v Speaker 4>she gave it to Danielle. She's like, yeah, it's gonna rain.

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<v Speaker 4>To Myra, Yeah that it's gonna rain. It's gonna You

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<v Speaker 4>didn't say it's gonna rain. And I'm like, because it

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<v Speaker 4>really isn't, You're gonna get passing something in maybe over

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<v Speaker 4>one fucking town out of the it'll be Danielle's town,

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<v Speaker 4>and she'll be right. And you don't know which town

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<v Speaker 4>that's gonna be, because again where she lives. So I

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<v Speaker 4>know it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's again when it says twenty percent chance of rain.

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<v Speaker 2>At one chance of rain, but only in only twenty

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<v Speaker 2>percent of the area, that.

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<v Speaker 4>Is the chance you're gonna hit the commercial jingle now

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<v Speaker 4>one hundred per one.

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<v Speaker 2>Hundred percent chance of a commercial coming up right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Scattered adds nothing about nothing about weather. Let me let

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<v Speaker 4>me tell you, let me finish the story about my

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<v Speaker 4>my backyard if you look in an order, which I

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<v Speaker 4>know you do.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I apologize for the last eleven minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to get this off my chest. Yep, hmm, okay, because.

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<v Speaker 4>People were adding me.

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<v Speaker 2>People were adding me, No, I don't feel better now,

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<v Speaker 2>Actually I really don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't feel better. You know what's scary. I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 4>you're having a bad day. You've got a thirty percent

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<v Speaker 4>chance of happiness tomorrow, which Scattered smiles. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish people would understand and just understand where I'm

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<v Speaker 2>coming from, that's all.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't just fucking coming at where I left off in

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<v Speaker 4>the backyard. Right, go ahead, I pick up the light.

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<v Speaker 4>The guy, the contractor, guys, I told you about the

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<v Speaker 4>garage dorms hit me and killed me, right, So the

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<v Speaker 4>light didn't work. So the guy says to me, well,

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<v Speaker 4>it was going to be fifteen dollars, but the light

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't work, so you know, don't worry about paying us.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, all right, well, I guess I got to

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<v Speaker 4>replace the whole unit with a new LED light, you know, modern.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm like, all right, well, I say fifteen bucks

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<v Speaker 4>on the ball. I'll return the bulb to Amazon. That's

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<v Speaker 4>twenty bucks, thirty five dollars. I'll go to home Deepot

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<v Speaker 4>picks up now. So to go to home Depot and

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<v Speaker 4>I spend like twenty minutes researching and figuring and guessing

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<v Speaker 4>and looking up online. I find one. It's like one

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<v Speaker 4>hundred and ten dollars. I go up to the register

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<v Speaker 4>and they say, oh, you need the base mount. I

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<v Speaker 4>said what base mount? I said, you need the base mount.

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't come with it. I go, doesn't sit it

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<v Speaker 4>on the box. Trust me, you need that, So go

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<v Speaker 4>back and get that. That's like another twelve fifteen dollars whatever,

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<v Speaker 4>And I said, you know what, I have a coupon

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<v Speaker 4>I left at home. This is legit for ten percent

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<v Speaker 4>off my next purchase. Can you honor that? So they says, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, let me call the credit card company. Get

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<v Speaker 4>your number. They call, get me tempersent off. I get

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<v Speaker 4>the unit. Great, I got every even temps it off.

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<v Speaker 4>I got home and i'll get home around seven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 4>It's medium dark out, partly cloudy, and the light is

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<v Speaker 4>on in my backyard. The old light is on in

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<v Speaker 4>my backyard, the one that didn't work. Change the bull

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<v Speaker 4>didn't work. Now it's on. Now it's on. So I

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<v Speaker 4>call the contractor. I go, hey, the bulb worked. He goes,

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<v Speaker 4>I guess we couldn't see it in the daytime. So great.

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<v Speaker 4>So the next day I return everything to home depot,

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<v Speaker 4>get my money back. That night I go to swim.

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<v Speaker 4>The light doesn't go on. It's broken again. Fucking with you, bro.

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<v Speaker 4>You call a contractor. I call my electrician, and electrician says,

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<v Speaker 4>it's got to be the ballast, the thing that holds

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<v Speaker 4>the bulb, and then whatever the power he is to

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<v Speaker 4>just get rid of it. So I have to go

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<v Speaker 4>back to home depot. Now I got to purchase the

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<v Speaker 4>things again, but I don't have a discount, so I

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<v Speaker 4>had to get somebody to prove, show them the old

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<v Speaker 4>receipt and get my discount on ado unit. Anyway, it

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<v Speaker 4>costs me one hundred and forty dollars to get it installed.

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<v Speaker 4>But here's the thing, the electrician says to me, text me.

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<v Speaker 4>He says one hundred and seventy dollars plus tax. So

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<v Speaker 4>I said, I give you one forty cash. He says, deal. Deal.

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<v Speaker 4>They love the cash. They like it, love the cash.

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<v Speaker 4>So I saved thirty bucks plus tax, which was like

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<v Speaker 4>forty five dollars I saved. I got the light installed yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>It works. Going swimming tonight. Congratulations, two nights for two nights. Scary.

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<v Speaker 4>I swam in the pitch dark. Oh you poor baby.

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<v Speaker 4>Guess what.

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<v Speaker 2>I swam in my bathtub because I don't have a pool.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, aw aw sick invite there, Thanks, thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know what, I was gonna fighte you over,

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<v Speaker 4>but the forecast said scattered showers, so I didn't want

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<v Speaker 4>to have to come over. Yeah, of course that's the

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<v Speaker 4>time in the rain. Yeah, huh that's it. By the way,

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<v Speaker 4>market have some Scamboni's for later in the show, So

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<v Speaker 4>have the Scamboney jingle ready. Scamboni's jingle is already now,

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<v Speaker 4>I said, I went out last night. Where'd you go? Well?

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<v Speaker 4>I went to Applebee's with my cousin for dinner, and

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<v Speaker 4>then I went because it's right by the stadium. And

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<v Speaker 4>then I went to see the Somerset Patriots in Somerset,

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<v Speaker 4>New Jersey. But I was actually going to see them

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<v Speaker 4>play the Binghamton Mets, the Binghamton and Rumble Ponies, but

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<v Speaker 4>the Mets minor league team.

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<v Speaker 2>How them the Mighty have fallen here. I was thinking

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<v Speaker 2>that your big headline was going to be that you

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<v Speaker 2>went to see Metallica last weekend at MetLife Stadium.

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<v Speaker 4>That would have been nice, would have been great. No, No,

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't want to go for two nights and while

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<v Speaker 4>like some of our former interns were there and I

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<v Speaker 4>was pissed, I mean happy for them, but I was thinking,

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<v Speaker 4>oh damn it, my interns ago and I didn't go.

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<v Speaker 4>I should have gone to see Metallica. You absolutely should have.

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<v Speaker 4>You the biggest Metallica fan I know, yeah, but you

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<v Speaker 4>don't know a lot of Metallica fans I am. I

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<v Speaker 4>am a on a scale of one to ten. With

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<v Speaker 4>as Metallica fans, I would say, I'm a six and

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<v Speaker 4>a half seven. Oh okay, okay. It's like twenty songs

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<v Speaker 4>I love, and then there's a bunch of songs I

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<v Speaker 4>don't care for. And I haven't really liked most of

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<v Speaker 4>their last albums, but the first five albums. Oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>all over it, So I like, I love Metallica, but

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<v Speaker 4>I did. It's a lot of money, yeah, a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of money. And they did this thing where they they

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<v Speaker 4>played like their greatest hits. Yeah, but they only played

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<v Speaker 4>they wouldn't play. They did a two night show, right,

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<v Speaker 4>and any song they played on the first night, they

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<v Speaker 4>wouldn't play on the second night. Two complete different settling,

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<v Speaker 4>which is really cool if you go both nights. But

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<v Speaker 4>let's say your favorite song is Fade to Black or

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<v Speaker 4>Master Puppets, and you go on Friday and they do

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<v Speaker 4>both of those on Saturday, so you've got a fifty

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<v Speaker 4>to fifty chance you might not see any of your

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<v Speaker 4>favorite songs. But some of their songs they must have

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<v Speaker 4>done on both nights, I mean, their big hits, like

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<v Speaker 4>they didn't do Salmon on both nights? Come on, No,

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<v Speaker 4>that's what I'm saying, the biggest song. No, it's not,

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<v Speaker 4>well maybe commercially. Commercially yes, yeah, so all right, but

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<v Speaker 4>they they only did it one of the two nights,

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<v Speaker 4>So if that was your favorite song, you had to

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<v Speaker 4>hopefully guess correct. So I was thinking, maybe don't get

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<v Speaker 4>tickets on Friday, and if they don't play my favorite song,

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<v Speaker 4>go for Saturday. But at that point, if they played

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<v Speaker 4>your favorite songs on Friday's share to luck. So I

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<v Speaker 4>just I couldn't make a choice, so I decided not

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<v Speaker 4>to go. There's too much pressure, lot of pressure, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>Billy Joel? All right, pressure or or queen under pressure? Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>thanks having no ice rip in the moment. So you

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<v Speaker 4>went to this baseball game yesterday? No, I got starting order.

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<v Speaker 4>I went to Applebee's. Applebee's, what my cousin, because like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>it's an apple Bee's right by the stadium. I'm like fantastic,

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<v Speaker 4>So go to the Applebee's. And I remembered that I

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<v Speaker 4>had two frequent Flyer cards like punch cards, uh huh

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<v Speaker 4>in my wallet. One of them has five punches, but

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<v Speaker 4>like with you know those like a whole puncher. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's a special.

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<v Speaker 2>Apple special one, yeah, because they don't want you to

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<v Speaker 2>be punching your own holes because that would be you know, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Could cheat the system that way. And the other card

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<v Speaker 4>has five Apple stamps, so at some point they must

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<v Speaker 4>have changed the way they do it. Yeah. But I've

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<v Speaker 4>had these cards for a long time and they say

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<v Speaker 4>that or to ten meals get a free entre free.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm thinking, all right, I'm gonna get my free

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<v Speaker 4>entree here. I'll get the most expensive thing that I

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<v Speaker 4>wouldn't normally gotta get a rack of ribs or something.

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<v Speaker 4>I get a free entre. Doesn't say there's a limit,

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<v Speaker 4>and the cards don't have any rules on them. So

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<v Speaker 4>the waitress comes over, can help you out. Both order

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<v Speaker 4>diet cokes mine no ice, of course. And I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>I have these these two cards for freentre. I already smelled.

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<v Speaker 4>I already smelled trouble. By the way, how old are

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<v Speaker 4>these cards? It doesn't matter. They're still good. They're still good.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure they are. But if they're old, guaranteed the

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<v Speaker 4>employee that's been there working there six months, it's probably like,

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<v Speaker 4>what's this, No, no, no, no, she recognized, she recognized them. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, so she she says, oh, you can't combine cards.

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<v Speaker 4>They all have to be on the same card. I said,

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<v Speaker 4>what they doesn't say that. Yeah, that's the rule. You

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<v Speaker 4>can't combine cards. That's not a rule. That's what I'm

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<v Speaker 4>my manager told me. Yeah, but it doesn't say that

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<v Speaker 4>on the cards. Well, you were trying to use your

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<v Speaker 4>tenth entrede five equals ten? About how many how many holes?

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<v Speaker 2>How many holes of potential hole paunches are on five

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<v Speaker 2>Apple stamps?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, how many are on each card? Though? How

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<v Speaker 4>many are in total? Ten? Right? Ten on each card?

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<v Speaker 2>So you're you figured you were going to do five

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<v Speaker 2>five from one card and then five from the.

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<v Speaker 4>Other, right, correct? Yeah, yeah, now you can't do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Why not? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Because they're probably from different stores or different different times,

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<v Speaker 2>different ears.

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<v Speaker 4>You're making it up. Nope, she never said that. She said,

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<v Speaker 4>can't combine cards? Well, you can't, it's I said, But

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<v Speaker 4>why why can't? It just seems insane. I can't combine.

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<v Speaker 4>See something unsavory about that, brody. I feel like you're

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<v Speaker 4>you're trying to pull a fast one on me in

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<v Speaker 4>my business. No, I bought five meals at Applebee's. Then

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<v Speaker 4>I went another time without my card. So I started

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<v Speaker 4>a new card and I used that card, and then

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<v Speaker 4>eventually I found the old card, so I have five

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<v Speaker 4>and five. She didn't say there is expired, so you

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<v Speaker 4>can use either one, but you can't use both. So

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<v Speaker 4>you can talk to the manager if you want. I said,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not doing that. I don't want to. Fine, I'll

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<v Speaker 4>just order something and I won't get I won't get

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<v Speaker 4>the free entree today anyway. I'll just get a normal

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<v Speaker 4>you know whatever I was normally gonna get. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>need to rack of ribs. Fuck it. Okay, fine, so

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<v Speaker 4>we order morell I order morell sticks to the store

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<v Speaker 4>art with an extra sauce. She comes back and the

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<v Speaker 4>Mozrelli sticks only has one sauce and my soda is empty.

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<v Speaker 4>So I said, hey, I'm uh, she's just gonna get anything.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, yeah, if I can get another sauce and

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<v Speaker 4>a refull on my son and that'd be great. So

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<v Speaker 4>she comes back and she brings the extra sauce. I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>if you don't mind, I still need to refill on

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<v Speaker 4>the die coke noise. Oh right? At this point, scary,

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<v Speaker 4>I should have realized her new nickname is one out

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<v Speaker 4>of two sous, because every time I asked for two things,

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<v Speaker 4>Showty brought one. So then my French dip sandwich with

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<v Speaker 4>American cheese and waffle fries arrives. Somebody runs it too

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<v Speaker 4>the table, they drop it off and they leave. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>the French dip doesn't have American cheese on it, and

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<v Speaker 4>it's supposed to come to American cheese. I see the waitress,

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<v Speaker 4>she's like five or six tables away, and she looks

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<v Speaker 4>up and I waved her and she looks at me

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<v Speaker 4>like I see you. I'm like, I need you when

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<v Speaker 4>you get a chance. So she finishes up at the table,

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<v Speaker 4>she goes towards the register, rings up their order and disappears. Disappears.

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<v Speaker 4>So I asked the hostess. I said, hell, is this

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<v Speaker 4>can you please if you find my waitress? There, no

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<v Speaker 4>no rush? I have her come over. So she comes

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<v Speaker 4>over and she says, oh, I'm sorry. What's going to

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<v Speaker 4>do for you? I said, well, I waved. You looked

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<v Speaker 4>right at me, and she said, oh I wasn't I was.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess I was daydreaming. Oh okay, as well, my

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<v Speaker 4>French dip doesn't have cheese. If you could have, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>put the American cheese on, that'd be great. And I

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<v Speaker 4>need to refill on my soda. She says, okay, no problem,

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<v Speaker 4>and she comes back with the French dip with the

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<v Speaker 4>cheese on. It doesn't bring the soda. I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>if I get the refill and sod, that'd be great. Okay, good,

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<v Speaker 4>So she goes again. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So so basically you're describing somebody with bad service here,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>Just no, no, hold on. Then she says, are you

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<v Speaker 4>all done? I said, yeah, if I could get a

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<v Speaker 4>can go to go container for the sandwich and a

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<v Speaker 4>little uh a cup of lid for the gravy to

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<v Speaker 4>hold the gravy, that'd be great. Yeah. So she she's great, Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>She comes back with the check and with my sandwich container.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, do you have a container for the sauce? Again,

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<v Speaker 4>one out of two sue she didn't bring the sauce container.

0:23:05.640 --> 0:23:07.719
<v Speaker 4>So she says, all right, I'll be right back. I said, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>do me a favor. When you go to get the

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<v Speaker 4>cup with the gravy, if I could get it to

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<v Speaker 4>go bag to put the gravy and the sandwich in

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<v Speaker 4>that'd be great, thank you so much. So she came

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<v Speaker 4>back with the copper ye with no bag, with no

0:23:20.000 --> 0:23:24.320
<v Speaker 4>bagag one out of two, sue she can't do both things. No,

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<v Speaker 4>So I said, hey, you know what if I could

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<v Speaker 4>just get it to go, I asked her, like, ID, Hey,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what if I get it to go bag,

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<v Speaker 4>that'd be great.

0:23:31.480 --> 0:23:31.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Sure, no problem, Like I didn't ask her, right right?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, So here's the kicker.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's the best part of the story. I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what, since I didn't use my punch cards, right,

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<v Speaker 4>if you could stamp my five card and give me six,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll work towards filling up the card. She said, oh.

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<v Speaker 4>She takes out a black magic marker and she puts

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<v Speaker 4>an X in the six box. I said, what are

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<v Speaker 4>you doing? X? I do what? Anyone could have done

0:24:01.160 --> 0:24:06.920
<v Speaker 4>that with any marker. It's obvious. So I said, don't

0:24:06.920 --> 0:24:09.720
<v Speaker 4>you have an Apple stamp and she says, no, we

0:24:09.880 --> 0:24:13.040
<v Speaker 4>just put xes. I said, wait a minute, Oh my god.

0:24:13.080 --> 0:24:16.400
<v Speaker 4>You wouldn't let me combine my tickets, But now you're

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<v Speaker 4>telling me that I can just draw four more x's

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<v Speaker 4>on the card and I'll have ten. Just just oh,

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<v Speaker 4>wait a minute, you're right. She takes a marker. Oh

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<v Speaker 4>my gods, her she puts her initials on the top

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<v Speaker 4>of the ex. What if he decided to go to

0:24:30.920 --> 0:24:35.479
<v Speaker 4>an Applebee's in Wyoming, So all I have to do

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<v Speaker 4>is put any initials over the X. She says, I

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<v Speaker 4>guess yeah, that's what he told us to do. So

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, okay, that's stupid. Who fucking Oh, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>put x's on the punch card and x'es on the

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<v Speaker 4>apple stamp and I've got twenty. I've got twenty now

0:24:53.760 --> 0:24:56.399
<v Speaker 4>Because apparently that's the rule. She just drew an X

0:24:57.240 --> 0:24:59.840
<v Speaker 4>A fucking not even like a fancy X. What an apple?

0:25:00.400 --> 0:25:05.080
<v Speaker 4>Just an X? So how about that?

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<v Speaker 2>That's the new frequent flyer policy? That is No, it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>It can't be that. That is that is that Applebee's.

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<v Speaker 4>Policy. She initial did so, it's official official. It's not

0:25:17.640 --> 0:25:20.960
<v Speaker 4>she's the general manager. She's just some waitress. She put

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<v Speaker 4>two letters and said, I initial did so you're good now?

0:25:23.800 --> 0:25:25.640
<v Speaker 4>Or is it the guy that did the Applebee's song?

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe you could just put his initials because he's talking

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<v Speaker 4>about Applebe's on a Friday night. Yeah, I want my

0:25:31.119 --> 0:25:37.000
<v Speaker 4>baby bug. How about that guy that's Chili's, that's Chili's Applebee's.

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<v Speaker 4>Get a car, just put some x's on it. They

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<v Speaker 4>won't know. That's bullshit. Say, oh, I was at the

0:25:40.960 --> 0:25:43.520
<v Speaker 4>Applebe's in Bridgewater and they put x'es on my car

0:25:43.600 --> 0:25:44.359
<v Speaker 4>every time I go there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that is so unofficial, it's not even funny. I

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<v Speaker 2>at this point think that she was flabbergasted with you

0:25:50.280 --> 0:25:52.639
<v Speaker 2>and decided to just fuck with you.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, she said, we don't have the apple stamp anymore,

0:25:54.480 --> 0:25:57.040
<v Speaker 4>so we just put x's. That's what she said. Oh

0:25:57.080 --> 0:25:58.840
<v Speaker 4>my god. So there you go. That's dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, on the combining card thing, could it have

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<v Speaker 2>been possible that you've been you could have scammed the

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<v Speaker 2>system because if you have, if you had four on

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<v Speaker 2>one and five on the other, right, who's to say, okay,

0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:18.800
<v Speaker 2>then they would have given you would have extat let's

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<v Speaker 2>say you get your your entre, your free entre on

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<v Speaker 2>one to make it five and five.

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<v Speaker 4>Off the road getting off the road again.

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<v Speaker 2>No, so at that point she was to take was

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<v Speaker 2>at that point, you can't use it this time of purchase.

0:26:34.119 --> 0:26:36.280
<v Speaker 4>Right, so that if you get the tenth, you can't

0:26:36.320 --> 0:26:37.080
<v Speaker 4>like get an entre.

0:26:37.280 --> 0:26:39.080
<v Speaker 2>She gets you the tenth, right, but then you but

0:26:39.200 --> 0:26:41.920
<v Speaker 2>then she could take she has to take both cards

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<v Speaker 2>from you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, five and five, she could have both cards. Okay.

0:26:45.520 --> 0:26:47.800
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to make sure, because who's to say that

0:26:47.800 --> 0:26:50.600
<v Speaker 2>that wasn't part of another card that you haven't used yet.

0:26:50.880 --> 0:26:54.040
<v Speaker 2>Because you're trying to scam me, you understand, that's why

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<v Speaker 2>she You can't combine cards, because she might think that

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<v Speaker 2>maybe they took one card from you, because you right

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<v Speaker 2>this somewhere else.

0:27:01.880 --> 0:27:04.280
<v Speaker 4>No, there was this you're making up ship now you're

0:27:04.280 --> 0:27:06.040
<v Speaker 4>trying dest way to be on her side. I'm not.

0:27:06.240 --> 0:27:08.440
<v Speaker 2>I was just it was just it didn't seem very

0:27:08.600 --> 0:27:11.720
<v Speaker 2>savory when you presented it. Where you have to with

0:27:11.880 --> 0:27:14.560
<v Speaker 2>combining cards like that, it's almost like you have a

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<v Speaker 2>check up your sleeve.

0:27:15.640 --> 0:27:18.679
<v Speaker 4>But apparently this apple Bee, I ate five meals. I

0:27:18.840 --> 0:27:20.639
<v Speaker 4>ate five meals. But it just seemed a little, a

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<v Speaker 4>little little fishy to me.

0:27:21.760 --> 0:27:26.520
<v Speaker 2>But I will say, you know, according to this Applebee's

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<v Speaker 2>all you have to.

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<v Speaker 4>Do is just put XS on it. Let's see you

0:27:30.920 --> 0:27:33.920
<v Speaker 4>can indeed scam the system. And I'll put I'll put

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<v Speaker 4>Schafer Scary Jones.

0:27:35.040 --> 0:27:38.200
<v Speaker 2>Scary Jones. It's Scary Jones approved. Because I said he's

0:27:38.280 --> 0:27:41.160
<v Speaker 2>the manager at the other Applebee's. Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:27:41.200 --> 0:27:42.360
<v Speaker 2>that one. That that one, the.

0:27:42.320 --> 0:27:45.200
<v Speaker 4>Other one's podcast.

0:27:46.720 --> 0:27:49.720
<v Speaker 2>Man, I got to start eating at these chain, these

0:27:49.720 --> 0:27:52.400
<v Speaker 2>fast casual restaurants. I mean, I don't know, I don't

0:27:52.440 --> 0:27:55.240
<v Speaker 2>know what I'm missing half the time, you know, but

0:27:55.440 --> 0:27:59.760
<v Speaker 2>you're missing content for the podcast. When she when she

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<v Speaker 2>put the X on the thing and she walked away

0:28:01.680 --> 0:28:05.320
<v Speaker 2>with the whole conversation. My cousin, My cousin, She says

0:28:05.359 --> 0:28:08.920
<v Speaker 2>to me, podcasts, right, they go absolutely, she goes, it's

0:28:08.960 --> 0:28:11.359
<v Speaker 2>all worth it. Then you just got content. I said, absolutely,

0:28:11.480 --> 0:28:14.040
<v Speaker 2>absolutely podcast. Yeah she knows.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, she's whenever we go to lunch or whatever. I'm like,

0:28:16.520 --> 0:28:19.760
<v Speaker 4>that's a that's hey.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mean to complain about modern music and hate complainers.

0:28:24.520 --> 0:28:28.720
<v Speaker 2>What yeah, you, but do you feel that there's been

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<v Speaker 2>a trend lately of this influx of teen teens singing

0:28:39.240 --> 0:28:44.920
<v Speaker 2>ballads like very slow songs and then becoming wildly popular

0:28:44.960 --> 0:28:48.360
<v Speaker 2>online and then all of a sudden that translates to

0:28:48.400 --> 0:28:50.960
<v Speaker 2>the radio all of a sudden because we start playing them.

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<v Speaker 2>I just feel like we have lately in the music

0:28:54.440 --> 0:28:57.560
<v Speaker 2>cycle that well, you know, we play you know, top

0:28:57.600 --> 0:29:03.240
<v Speaker 2>forty music right now. We we're playing a lot, a

0:29:03.360 --> 0:29:11.040
<v Speaker 2>lot of really slow songs. But they're slow with depressing lyrics,

0:29:12.280 --> 0:29:16.800
<v Speaker 2>t you know, uh, and usually it's by a teen

0:29:17.160 --> 0:29:23.240
<v Speaker 2>male or teen female. And I'm trying to understand why

0:29:23.360 --> 0:29:27.360
<v Speaker 2>so much of that is David, like David Kushner, right,

0:29:27.720 --> 0:29:30.480
<v Speaker 2>but even like you know, I mean a more recent example,

0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:35.000
<v Speaker 2>like Olivia Rodrigo, her latest song Vampire is also slow,

0:29:35.040 --> 0:29:37.480
<v Speaker 2>and like Billie Eilish has a new song out again

0:29:37.600 --> 0:29:43.280
<v Speaker 2>in typical Billie Eilish fashion, it's slow, and but there's

0:29:43.640 --> 0:29:47.040
<v Speaker 2>there's also like these other songs that they just sound

0:29:47.160 --> 0:29:51.600
<v Speaker 2>like they're just from another planet and they're becoming crazy popular.

0:29:51.960 --> 0:29:58.480
<v Speaker 2>I guess on TikTok and streams are I'm wondering, I'm teen, yeah, teen.

0:29:58.320 --> 0:30:00.480
<v Speaker 4>Angst and again I'm not making fun.

0:30:00.600 --> 0:30:03.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm just and I'm trying to like I'm an out

0:30:03.600 --> 0:30:05.920
<v Speaker 2>of touch I'm an out of touch gen xer maybe,

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<v Speaker 2>but I just feel like the music doesn't have like

0:30:10.640 --> 0:30:13.360
<v Speaker 2>a lot of it doesn't have rhythm, and your gen

0:30:13.600 --> 0:30:16.680
<v Speaker 2>x yes, nineteen seventy four.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, look at you saying it out loud. I'm forty

0:30:20.680 --> 0:30:24.080
<v Speaker 4>nine years old. People know that. You don't always say that,

0:30:24.320 --> 0:30:26.800
<v Speaker 4>but people know it because it's understood. I don't know

0:30:27.000 --> 0:30:28.520
<v Speaker 4>my age, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know what I don't, So I'm just trying to get

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<v Speaker 2>to the bottom of it, Like why is that the

0:30:33.960 --> 0:30:37.040
<v Speaker 2>music cycle? If you look back at other ears of music,

0:30:37.120 --> 0:30:40.080
<v Speaker 2>other you know, the aughts as you like to say,

0:30:40.480 --> 0:30:44.280
<v Speaker 2>the two thousands or the twenty tens, or the music

0:30:44.400 --> 0:30:47.480
<v Speaker 2>was melodic and it had a direction. It's like, yes,

0:30:47.560 --> 0:30:50.560
<v Speaker 2>it was rock, it had guitars, or it had a

0:30:50.600 --> 0:30:52.480
<v Speaker 2>melody and it was a dance beat, you know, with

0:30:52.520 --> 0:30:56.800
<v Speaker 2>a nicer driving bass. I just feel like music doesn't

0:30:56.840 --> 0:30:59.000
<v Speaker 2>have There's a lot of songs out there, and.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I even I'm even gonna hate to say it,

0:31:01.760 --> 0:31:03.880
<v Speaker 4>throw Taylor Swift into that category.

0:31:06.640 --> 0:31:09.360
<v Speaker 2>Don't you say about t Swizzle? Listen we went to

0:31:09.400 --> 0:31:12.640
<v Speaker 2>see Taylor. I love Taylor, but you know and I

0:31:12.680 --> 0:31:15.480
<v Speaker 2>and listen, she's crushing it. She's breaking all kinds of records.

0:31:15.760 --> 0:31:19.200
<v Speaker 4>But you know, she doesn't strain her She's breaking her

0:31:19.240 --> 0:31:22.160
<v Speaker 4>slow is what you're saying. She doesn't she doesn't strain

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:25.040
<v Speaker 4>her voice. If you notice she's a talk. She's a

0:31:25.120 --> 0:31:29.680
<v Speaker 4>talking singer where she sing talks where she's singing. She doesn't.

0:31:29.720 --> 0:31:31.800
<v Speaker 4>She can, she's her voice is gonna go forever.

0:31:32.360 --> 0:31:34.640
<v Speaker 2>And and she could built out three hours a night,

0:31:35.240 --> 0:31:36.160
<v Speaker 2>consecutive nights.

0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:38.800
<v Speaker 4>Because what songs are you talking about? All her songs,

0:31:38.840 --> 0:31:41.000
<v Speaker 4>her entire library. She doesn't.

0:31:41.360 --> 0:31:45.600
<v Speaker 2>Her music is you know, is very like she She

0:31:45.680 --> 0:31:48.640
<v Speaker 2>talks in her music, and she she sings, but she talks.

0:31:48.640 --> 0:31:49.200
<v Speaker 4>She doesn't hit.

0:31:49.560 --> 0:31:52.520
<v Speaker 2>She doesn't go for the go for the gusto with

0:31:52.520 --> 0:31:53.760
<v Speaker 2>with high notes.

0:31:54.200 --> 0:31:55.120
<v Speaker 4>That's what you're talking about.

0:31:55.240 --> 0:31:57.640
<v Speaker 2>She's not she's not. She doesn't sing from the chest.

0:31:57.720 --> 0:31:58.720
<v Speaker 2>She sings from her mouth.

0:31:59.320 --> 0:32:00.480
<v Speaker 4>She's a you know what.

0:32:00.480 --> 0:32:02.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying, Like she was a singer, No, but she's

0:32:02.760 --> 0:32:06.360
<v Speaker 2>not a belter. She doesn't have no else does that.

0:32:06.720 --> 0:32:10.440
<v Speaker 4>Ed Sheeran and every other pop star right well, Dell

0:32:10.520 --> 0:32:12.200
<v Speaker 4>and Celine Dion are the only ones you sing the

0:32:12.200 --> 0:32:14.080
<v Speaker 4>way you have, like Barbara Streisand that's not true people

0:32:14.560 --> 0:32:17.360
<v Speaker 4>like that anymore. But like pop singers don't sing with

0:32:17.560 --> 0:32:20.160
<v Speaker 4>great hot with range and octaves like Mariah Carrey used

0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:21.880
<v Speaker 4>to sing. That's not what pop stars are.

0:32:21.760 --> 0:32:24.080
<v Speaker 2>Any right, right, right, right, but okay, but but anyway

0:32:24.120 --> 0:32:25.080
<v Speaker 2>that I'm digressing.

0:32:25.120 --> 0:32:27.280
<v Speaker 4>What I'm saying is I think it's post pandemic angst.

0:32:27.560 --> 0:32:32.200
<v Speaker 4>I think Sloan now it's yeah, I think post pandemic.

0:32:32.200 --> 0:32:34.000
<v Speaker 4>There were a lot of songs that were down and

0:32:34.000 --> 0:32:37.960
<v Speaker 4>and and I think when anything works well, then people

0:32:37.960 --> 0:32:40.040
<v Speaker 4>take it to the next extreme. So it went from

0:32:40.080 --> 0:32:44.440
<v Speaker 4>like Olivia Rodrigo upbeat depressing songs or anger songs or

0:32:44.440 --> 0:32:47.320
<v Speaker 4>ex boyfriend songs, and then they slowed it down and

0:32:47.360 --> 0:32:49.880
<v Speaker 4>slowed it down, and they're like, oh, I can tolerate slower. Yeah,

0:32:50.160 --> 0:32:50.880
<v Speaker 4>tolerates slower.

0:32:51.280 --> 0:32:53.560
<v Speaker 2>And then, by the way, I know, again, no shade

0:32:53.560 --> 0:32:54.760
<v Speaker 2>on Olivia Rodrigo either.

0:32:54.760 --> 0:32:56.840
<v Speaker 4>I freaking love her. I think she's great. But it's

0:32:56.840 --> 0:32:59.560
<v Speaker 4>like it's like cargo shorts man, they go out and

0:32:59.560 --> 0:33:00.240
<v Speaker 4>they come back.

0:33:00.320 --> 0:33:02.480
<v Speaker 2>I just think seem to think that right now, we're

0:33:02.520 --> 0:33:06.920
<v Speaker 2>in this we're in this era, this time of slow music,

0:33:06.960 --> 0:33:09.120
<v Speaker 2>and it just doesn't match the weather.

0:33:09.400 --> 0:33:11.800
<v Speaker 4>Right so it's summer, it does if it's gonna rain

0:33:11.840 --> 0:33:12.160
<v Speaker 4>and marrow.

0:33:12.240 --> 0:33:13.800
<v Speaker 2>We were trying to we were trying to figure out

0:33:13.880 --> 0:33:16.680
<v Speaker 2>what is what is the song of summer right now?

0:33:17.680 --> 0:33:21.120
<v Speaker 2>And the only thing anyone could point at is cruel

0:33:21.200 --> 0:33:24.160
<v Speaker 2>summer by Taylor Swift, which is a song from her

0:33:24.240 --> 0:33:27.720
<v Speaker 2>Lover album, which is three from twenty nineteen, which is

0:33:27.720 --> 0:33:30.480
<v Speaker 2>four years old, and they that song is in like

0:33:30.520 --> 0:33:33.320
<v Speaker 2>a hot rotation. People are listening to it like crazy now.

0:33:33.320 --> 0:33:37.440
<v Speaker 2>It's obviously she's traveling the country with her tour and

0:33:37.680 --> 0:33:41.120
<v Speaker 2>the song is called Cool Summer but you know, and

0:33:41.160 --> 0:33:43.719
<v Speaker 2>again it's kind of like a mid tempo song. I'm like,

0:33:43.960 --> 0:33:46.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't, I don't think that that's the song.

0:33:46.320 --> 0:33:47.160
<v Speaker 4>Of summer, is it?

0:33:47.720 --> 0:33:50.440
<v Speaker 2>And and everything else that's out is like a ten

0:33:50.520 --> 0:33:53.080
<v Speaker 2>year Anything that's popular that we're playing is like ten

0:33:53.120 --> 0:33:56.400
<v Speaker 2>twelve years and just got kind of rehashed because it

0:33:56.440 --> 0:33:59.880
<v Speaker 2>was on TikTok and now it's popular. Well, if I'm looking,

0:34:00.040 --> 0:34:02.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm looking online at what are the like, Miguel, I'll

0:34:02.880 --> 0:34:05.760
<v Speaker 2>give you the example, Miguel. Sure, thing right. That song

0:34:06.040 --> 0:34:08.279
<v Speaker 2>is from twenty eleven. We didn't play it when it

0:34:08.360 --> 0:34:11.279
<v Speaker 2>was new, but now we're playing it like crazy every

0:34:11.280 --> 0:34:13.840
<v Speaker 2>hour and a half because TikTok made it famous.

0:34:14.200 --> 0:34:16.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, a lot of the lists are saying, Charlie XCX

0:34:17.040 --> 0:34:21.520
<v Speaker 4>speed Drive, I don't know that song, Kylie Minogue Padam.

0:34:21.000 --> 0:34:21.080
<v Speaker 6>But.

0:34:23.080 --> 0:34:26.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's an electric idiom None of these are the

0:34:26.560 --> 0:34:30.239
<v Speaker 2>sex Georgia Smith little Thing. All these songs are unfamiliar

0:34:30.320 --> 0:34:34.759
<v Speaker 2>to the master. Rodrigo Vampire. That's not the song of summer. Sorry, okay,

0:34:34.840 --> 0:34:36.560
<v Speaker 2>hold on, let me look at another. I'm looking at it,

0:34:36.560 --> 0:34:37.680
<v Speaker 2>and I'm looking at different articles.

0:34:37.719 --> 0:34:40.720
<v Speaker 4>Let me find like a billboard hot one hundred everything.

0:34:40.800 --> 0:34:43.000
<v Speaker 2>We can't find one. There's no standout this summer. There

0:34:43.000 --> 0:34:47.319
<v Speaker 2>really isn't. Dua lipa dance the Night, Dance, The night

0:34:47.520 --> 0:34:52.640
<v Speaker 2>is from uh, the is from On hold On, hold on, wait,

0:34:52.840 --> 0:34:55.640
<v Speaker 2>hold On Dance the Night is from Barbie.

0:34:56.400 --> 0:34:59.640
<v Speaker 4>So nice it could so that could be, But.

0:34:59.640 --> 0:35:03.279
<v Speaker 2>I don't see that emerging as like everybody's talking about it,

0:35:03.360 --> 0:35:07.399
<v Speaker 2>everybody you understand, like I feel that there's something else there.

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:12.280
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I feel like we're missing something. But

0:35:12.280 --> 0:35:13.000
<v Speaker 2>but maybe we're not.

0:35:13.320 --> 0:35:13.640
<v Speaker 4>We're in.

0:35:14.080 --> 0:35:18.200
<v Speaker 2>We're just in this this moment of these these ballads,

0:35:18.640 --> 0:35:22.040
<v Speaker 2>like these slow songs coming out and and there's nothing

0:35:22.080 --> 0:35:26.279
<v Speaker 2>that's to stand out. That's like last year, arguably the

0:35:26.320 --> 0:35:30.480
<v Speaker 2>song of summer sun Roof, I got my head out

0:35:30.560 --> 0:35:34.319
<v Speaker 2>the sun Roof. Yeah, that Nikki Yor it was a

0:35:34.320 --> 0:35:36.120
<v Speaker 2>one hit wonder for now. I mean, he hasn't come

0:35:36.200 --> 0:35:39.680
<v Speaker 2>up with anything following following that. But that was a

0:35:39.719 --> 0:35:41.400
<v Speaker 2>feel good summertime song.

0:35:42.360 --> 0:35:42.560
<v Speaker 4>It was.

0:35:42.719 --> 0:35:45.360
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't necessarily have to be a song about summer

0:35:45.560 --> 0:35:47.560
<v Speaker 2>or have the word summer in it, but it has

0:35:47.600 --> 0:35:50.640
<v Speaker 2>to be a feel good song that everyone's like listening to.

0:35:51.280 --> 0:35:55.320
<v Speaker 2>If you look at previous years, there are those clear standouts,

0:35:55.800 --> 0:35:58.160
<v Speaker 2>and Sunroof was perfect for last year and it.

0:35:58.280 --> 0:36:02.880
<v Speaker 4>Just kind of defined like the time of Like it's

0:36:03.000 --> 0:36:07.600
<v Speaker 4>summer Baby by Jonas Brothers. That's not on the charts,

0:36:07.640 --> 0:36:10.920
<v Speaker 4>not a summer not not the song of summer. In fact,

0:36:11.360 --> 0:36:14.279
<v Speaker 4>you know they're they're you know, they're touring and they

0:36:14.280 --> 0:36:16.960
<v Speaker 4>have they had waffle House that's a slow song. But

0:36:17.120 --> 0:36:21.319
<v Speaker 4>Summer Baby not not a hit right now or I mean,

0:36:21.440 --> 0:36:24.839
<v Speaker 4>listen when you if you're experiencing this podcast three four

0:36:24.920 --> 0:36:25.560
<v Speaker 4>months from now.

0:36:26.239 --> 0:36:27.880
<v Speaker 2>I could be wrong on some of this because some

0:36:27.920 --> 0:36:30.480
<v Speaker 2>of some of the songs might have developed. But we're

0:36:30.480 --> 0:36:32.279
<v Speaker 2>in the we're in the middle of August right now,

0:36:32.320 --> 0:36:33.240
<v Speaker 2>and there's nothing.

0:36:33.960 --> 0:36:37.719
<v Speaker 4>There's nothing. I'm looking at esquire dot COM's list. Oh okay,

0:36:37.800 --> 0:36:41.680
<v Speaker 4>let's hear this, Troy sevon Rush, I don't know. Nope,

0:36:42.040 --> 0:36:45.919
<v Speaker 4>uh fly on a boss. You wish who yep mm hmm,

0:36:46.440 --> 0:36:51.120
<v Speaker 4>Kai Tronada and Amine Forever do not tweet me on

0:36:51.160 --> 0:36:54.960
<v Speaker 4>pronunciations I have I'm doing so I'm ruining it. And

0:36:55.080 --> 0:37:01.480
<v Speaker 4>Raoul Lejandro Base okay, Esquire right way off. Yeah, I

0:37:01.480 --> 0:37:03.160
<v Speaker 4>don't know. I don't listen to pop music. I couldn't

0:37:03.160 --> 0:37:06.719
<v Speaker 4>tell you, all right. I'm just saying I've heard enough

0:37:06.719 --> 0:37:08.360
<v Speaker 4>in my call from my kids that there's nothing that

0:37:08.440 --> 0:37:11.359
<v Speaker 4>up bey I want. I will say if you want

0:37:11.400 --> 0:37:15.560
<v Speaker 4>something fun, Mazy Peters up and coming artist. Okay, Daisy Peters,

0:37:15.800 --> 0:37:17.960
<v Speaker 4>we should have her on the show. All He's fantastic,

0:37:18.000 --> 0:37:20.479
<v Speaker 4>all right, and she's she's playing radio city music tonight.

0:37:20.960 --> 0:37:23.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I'm open. Oh yes, right, I saw that

0:37:23.239 --> 0:37:26.560
<v Speaker 2>on the Marquis Okay week I am, I am. I

0:37:26.600 --> 0:37:30.040
<v Speaker 2>am a fan of all of it. I'm not very

0:37:30.080 --> 0:37:30.919
<v Speaker 2>big on country music.

0:37:30.920 --> 0:37:32.560
<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry. I know there's a lot of country fans

0:37:32.560 --> 0:37:33.240
<v Speaker 4>that are slices.

0:37:34.440 --> 0:37:38.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm warming up to some of the music, but yeah,

0:37:38.719 --> 0:37:42.800
<v Speaker 2>I just I want some emerging song. That is, what's

0:37:42.840 --> 0:37:45.520
<v Speaker 2>the one that you got the windows rolled down or

0:37:45.520 --> 0:37:47.440
<v Speaker 2>the air conditioner way up because it's so fucking hot

0:37:47.440 --> 0:37:51.359
<v Speaker 2>out there and you're just cranking while you're driving, what's

0:37:51.400 --> 0:37:51.880
<v Speaker 2>that song?

0:37:52.040 --> 0:37:53.640
<v Speaker 4>And it should be something.

0:37:53.360 --> 0:37:55.880
<v Speaker 2>That's somewhat current, right, okay, all right, that's why I

0:37:55.920 --> 0:37:58.000
<v Speaker 2>rest my case. It's more of a question I'm throwing

0:37:58.000 --> 0:38:01.080
<v Speaker 2>out to the slices, all right, as you were.

0:38:02.480 --> 0:38:09.759
<v Speaker 4>All right, Brody, you know, so we we we've had

0:38:09.760 --> 0:38:13.480
<v Speaker 4>this merch store now launched for how many years? Brooklyn

0:38:13.480 --> 0:38:16.319
<v Speaker 4>Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot

0:38:16.360 --> 0:38:21.040
<v Speaker 4>Big Cartel dot com. Thank you. Yeah, And the store

0:38:21.120 --> 0:38:24.719
<v Speaker 4>is open and it's just sitting there. Now.

0:38:24.760 --> 0:38:26.880
<v Speaker 2>We have merch We we do have people that are

0:38:26.880 --> 0:38:29.279
<v Speaker 2>buying some things here and there. But we were told

0:38:29.320 --> 0:38:33.279
<v Speaker 2>by about our boy Matt, like, yo, what are we

0:38:33.400 --> 0:38:34.160
<v Speaker 2>doing over here?

0:38:34.239 --> 0:38:36.759
<v Speaker 4>What do you want to do? We did not get

0:38:36.760 --> 0:38:39.760
<v Speaker 4>the summer bump on the merchandise expecting no, but.

0:38:39.840 --> 0:38:42.719
<v Speaker 2>I wonder if they were looking for a summer discount.

0:38:42.760 --> 0:38:45.239
<v Speaker 2>I mean, what do we should we call Matt live?

0:38:45.320 --> 0:38:46.680
<v Speaker 2>I think we shouldn't put him on the spo.

0:38:46.920 --> 0:38:50.120
<v Speaker 4>No, we should not put Why not, come on, guy,

0:38:50.640 --> 0:38:51.680
<v Speaker 4>what do we got to lose?

0:38:52.880 --> 0:38:56.480
<v Speaker 2>I think we should call it a day. No, man,

0:38:57.000 --> 0:38:59.160
<v Speaker 2>I want to alone. I want to I want to

0:38:59.320 --> 0:39:01.719
<v Speaker 2>I want to shake his tree and.

0:39:01.640 --> 0:39:03.879
<v Speaker 4>Be like yeah, that's that sounds like a personal thing.

0:39:07.080 --> 0:39:10.160
<v Speaker 4>What could go wrong? Yeah, what could go wrong? Matt's

0:39:10.160 --> 0:39:11.960
<v Speaker 4>not the radio kind of guy. Matt's Matt.

0:39:12.000 --> 0:39:14.120
<v Speaker 2>Matt doesn't need to be bothered. No, Matt would love

0:39:14.160 --> 0:39:20.200
<v Speaker 2>to be on our podcast, Brod. No, Matt Merch, Matt Merch.

0:39:20.800 --> 0:39:21.920
<v Speaker 2>You have to have nicknames all.

0:39:21.760 --> 0:39:26.160
<v Speaker 4>Your friends, and I do have. I do have a

0:39:26.320 --> 0:39:29.560
<v Speaker 4>nickname for all my friends. Oh my god, Oh my god.

0:39:30.560 --> 0:39:33.160
<v Speaker 4>By the way, who are you going out with this weekend?

0:39:35.600 --> 0:39:36.160
<v Speaker 4>My god?

0:39:36.360 --> 0:39:41.399
<v Speaker 2>No, Robin and I were invited to a party down

0:39:41.440 --> 0:39:46.200
<v Speaker 2>the Jersey Shore tomorrow and you're gonna You're gonna laugh, Brody.

0:39:46.920 --> 0:39:48.360
<v Speaker 4>It's in Seaside Heights.

0:39:51.120 --> 0:39:54.560
<v Speaker 2>I haven't been to Seaside Heights since I have Jersey

0:39:54.880 --> 0:39:57.879
<v Speaker 2>Territory since I was since I was underage. That's where

0:39:57.920 --> 0:40:01.919
<v Speaker 2>the original Jersey Shore was filmed Eastie with the duct

0:40:01.960 --> 0:40:04.239
<v Speaker 2>phone and the Italian flag over the girl on the

0:40:04.239 --> 0:40:05.279
<v Speaker 2>garage painting on there.

0:40:05.880 --> 0:40:10.520
<v Speaker 4>Uh. I don't know, man, I haven't been there in

0:40:10.719 --> 0:40:12.760
<v Speaker 4>years and years and years.

0:40:12.600 --> 0:40:15.839
<v Speaker 2>And that's far for me to drive. So I was

0:40:15.840 --> 0:40:18.480
<v Speaker 2>trying to think about maybe stay in the night somewhere.

0:40:19.560 --> 0:40:22.920
<v Speaker 4>Well, I have a hook up, not in Seaside I'm

0:40:22.920 --> 0:40:25.080
<v Speaker 4>getting last minute. You're not getting last minute, bougie. And

0:40:25.080 --> 0:40:29.120
<v Speaker 4>didn't get any boogie in Seaside. I know, well, I

0:40:29.200 --> 0:40:30.680
<v Speaker 4>tried to be boogie and I failed.

0:40:31.239 --> 0:40:35.200
<v Speaker 2>So I was trying to do some research to see

0:40:36.200 --> 0:40:40.080
<v Speaker 2>where I could possibly stay, and uh, here it's going

0:40:40.120 --> 0:40:46.120
<v Speaker 2>to rain tomorrow. Fuck you, Brodie, It's gonna beautiful. All

0:40:46.160 --> 0:40:46.760
<v Speaker 2>I could tell.

0:40:46.640 --> 0:40:48.280
<v Speaker 4>You is I hope it rains on you so badly.

0:40:48.760 --> 0:40:53.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say, is this everything is like a college dorm.

0:40:54.160 --> 0:40:58.399
<v Speaker 2>These I just I feel I can feel the bed

0:40:58.480 --> 0:41:02.280
<v Speaker 2>bugs crawling on my skin just by looking at pictures

0:41:02.320 --> 0:41:08.080
<v Speaker 2>online of these places in Seaside. On no offense if

0:41:08.120 --> 0:41:11.920
<v Speaker 2>you're a frequenter of Seaside Heights, but it's just I

0:41:11.920 --> 0:41:13.759
<v Speaker 2>can't believe they have no other offerings.

0:41:13.760 --> 0:41:14.720
<v Speaker 4>And I listen.

0:41:14.880 --> 0:41:17.040
<v Speaker 2>If I have to pay, I pay. I just don't

0:41:17.040 --> 0:41:20.400
<v Speaker 2>want to wake up with a skin rash or a disease. So,

0:41:21.560 --> 0:41:24.879
<v Speaker 2>because because let's finish it, places like and again not

0:41:24.920 --> 0:41:29.279
<v Speaker 2>trying to be offensive here, places like Seaside and like Wildwood.

0:41:29.680 --> 0:41:33.440
<v Speaker 4>Sorry did I say that? Childhood? Those are the places

0:41:33.480 --> 0:41:37.080
<v Speaker 4>you'd go after high school prom. You'd bring the limo

0:41:37.160 --> 0:41:40.399
<v Speaker 4>down or whatever. You take a rent vent of an uber.

0:41:40.440 --> 0:41:44.080
<v Speaker 4>At this point, you go down and you would you

0:41:44.120 --> 0:41:49.320
<v Speaker 4>would underage drink and just just go to these sleeves

0:41:49.440 --> 0:41:53.080
<v Speaker 4>ball places that which, by the way, they're getting three

0:41:53.120 --> 0:41:56.040
<v Speaker 4>four hundred dollars a night for for something that is

0:41:56.200 --> 0:42:01.600
<v Speaker 4>should be thirty nine dollars. These rooms are people put

0:42:01.680 --> 0:42:05.200
<v Speaker 4>up with it, so they're expensive. If you're relatively new

0:42:05.239 --> 0:42:07.279
<v Speaker 4>to the podcast, or even if you've listened, then you're like,

0:42:07.320 --> 0:42:09.000
<v Speaker 4>these two guys are from the same neighborhood in Brooklyn.

0:42:09.000 --> 0:42:12.120
<v Speaker 4>They sound a lot alike. The guy speaking about seaside

0:42:12.160 --> 0:42:17.399
<v Speaker 4>is scary Jones. What are you trying to say at

0:42:17.480 --> 0:42:19.760
<v Speaker 4>David Brody would be happy to go anywhere at this point,

0:42:19.920 --> 0:42:21.160
<v Speaker 4>get away, you know.

0:42:22.360 --> 0:42:25.360
<v Speaker 2>Listen, you gotta listen, David Brody, b R D Y

0:42:25.560 --> 0:42:26.560
<v Speaker 2>has a friggin pool.

0:42:26.680 --> 0:42:28.440
<v Speaker 4>I live in a park. Just say b R D

0:42:28.560 --> 0:42:33.800
<v Speaker 4>W R O D. Why I live in an apartment? Okay?

0:42:33.920 --> 0:42:36.520
<v Speaker 4>I live in an apartment. I Nope, you move to

0:42:36.640 --> 0:42:38.839
<v Speaker 4>every other building in your neighborhood has a pool, but yours.

0:42:38.960 --> 0:42:42.959
<v Speaker 4>I have a one bedroom apartment. Okay, but they say

0:42:43.040 --> 0:42:45.720
<v Speaker 4>stack of papers is still behind you. Life is life

0:42:45.760 --> 0:42:49.520
<v Speaker 4>is too short right in your to stay dining room,

0:42:49.560 --> 0:42:54.360
<v Speaker 4>den combo. Life is too short to stay in in

0:42:54.360 --> 0:42:56.720
<v Speaker 4>in bed, to sleep in a bad hotel.

0:42:56.960 --> 0:43:01.120
<v Speaker 2>And there's some kind of saying I forgot them Shakespeare Shakespeare.

0:43:01.160 --> 0:43:04.359
<v Speaker 4>Shakespeare said a hotel by any other name would still

0:43:04.360 --> 0:43:05.439
<v Speaker 4>smell bad if it was cheap.

0:43:07.040 --> 0:43:11.080
<v Speaker 2>So he said, so these places my larger My larger

0:43:11.120 --> 0:43:17.279
<v Speaker 2>point was these fleabag one star motels with ratty.

0:43:17.000 --> 0:43:20.600
<v Speaker 4>Ass probably bed bug mattresses are no joke.

0:43:20.760 --> 0:43:26.080
<v Speaker 2>Getting three four hundred dollars a night, which is highway robbery, robbery.

0:43:26.440 --> 0:43:29.080
<v Speaker 2>I cannot believe how much money they're making off of

0:43:29.120 --> 0:43:31.840
<v Speaker 2>a single night. And I wanted to go to I

0:43:31.840 --> 0:43:33.200
<v Speaker 2>told you I wanted to go to Asbury Park to

0:43:33.239 --> 0:43:37.000
<v Speaker 2>see my friend's band. Houston calls forget it, six seven

0:43:37.760 --> 0:43:42.279
<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars a night for nothing, eight hundred and they

0:43:42.280 --> 0:43:43.520
<v Speaker 2>don't give you. And I don't want to go to

0:43:43.560 --> 0:43:44.759
<v Speaker 2>the beach. That's not why I'm coming here.

0:43:44.840 --> 0:43:45.720
<v Speaker 4>Discount.

0:43:45.960 --> 0:43:47.920
<v Speaker 2>And if you go out east to mon Talk, it's

0:43:47.960 --> 0:43:49.880
<v Speaker 2>even worse. It's like six seven hundred dollars a night.

0:43:49.960 --> 0:43:52.439
<v Speaker 4>Are you talking about Long Island? For yes, for those

0:43:52.719 --> 0:43:57.120
<v Speaker 4>the Hamptons, and you you do sharks, You do not

0:43:57.160 --> 0:44:00.160
<v Speaker 4>get what you pay for some woman got bit by

0:44:00.200 --> 0:44:02.440
<v Speaker 4>a shark and rockaway. I saw that that was sweet.

0:44:02.840 --> 0:44:07.200
<v Speaker 4>Queen's fortunate. Well well so so anyway, I don't know.

0:44:08.520 --> 0:44:11.480
<v Speaker 2>I would just say, look, mans, don't stay in seaside.

0:44:12.520 --> 0:44:15.680
<v Speaker 2>I may have to go to this party tomorrow and

0:44:15.880 --> 0:44:17.479
<v Speaker 2>drive home and drive home.

0:44:17.560 --> 0:44:20.439
<v Speaker 4>I I may have to do it, But why don't

0:44:20.480 --> 0:44:21.719
<v Speaker 4>you go to one of your boogie towns on the

0:44:21.760 --> 0:44:24.960
<v Speaker 4>way home and stop because it's too late. They're all

0:44:24.960 --> 0:44:28.919
<v Speaker 4>sold out. So for Scary Jones, the guy does weather

0:44:28.960 --> 0:44:29.879
<v Speaker 4>on Z one hundred in New.

0:44:29.880 --> 0:44:33.280
<v Speaker 2>York, Okay, should I sleep on the beach?

0:44:33.480 --> 0:44:36.880
<v Speaker 4>Like, where are they gonna put me in a lounge

0:44:36.960 --> 0:44:38.560
<v Speaker 4>chair by the pole? You know that, you know, the

0:44:38.600 --> 0:44:43.399
<v Speaker 4>really nice places always have capacity the Michael Jordan shows up,

0:44:43.480 --> 0:44:45.279
<v Speaker 4>you know, like if somebody shows up, who's like a

0:44:45.280 --> 0:44:50.560
<v Speaker 4>big deal on capacity. They can't build rooms, so yeah,

0:44:51.120 --> 0:44:53.040
<v Speaker 4>they keep something to the side. It's like concerts. Every

0:44:53.080 --> 0:44:55.200
<v Speaker 4>concert sold out, but all of a sudden, oh we

0:44:55.280 --> 0:44:58.000
<v Speaker 4>moved some chairs around. We have five hundred tickets. We

0:44:58.040 --> 0:45:03.800
<v Speaker 4>switched it speaker switch speak configuration. Right now there's more seats. Bullshit,

0:45:04.600 --> 0:45:06.360
<v Speaker 4>or you know, like but if you know, if a

0:45:06.400 --> 0:45:07.960
<v Speaker 4>celebrity calls up and I'm like, hey, whatever, you want

0:45:07.960 --> 0:45:09.520
<v Speaker 4>to bring my kids to this big concert at the

0:45:09.600 --> 0:45:12.000
<v Speaker 4>end of the year. Yeah, oh yeah, we got some yeah,

0:45:12.320 --> 0:45:14.880
<v Speaker 4>figure it out. Yeah so yeah.

0:45:14.880 --> 0:45:16.799
<v Speaker 2>So I don't know what I'm gonna do, but you know,

0:45:17.520 --> 0:45:20.239
<v Speaker 2>paying four hundred dollars to stay in a rat infested

0:45:20.320 --> 0:45:24.560
<v Speaker 2>motel no, thank you, uh and and and and shame

0:45:24.640 --> 0:45:26.680
<v Speaker 2>on them for charging anyone that amount of.

0:45:26.600 --> 0:45:30.480
<v Speaker 4>Money that But people are paying it. That's all that matters.

0:45:30.480 --> 0:45:33.239
<v Speaker 4>Are they paying it. If they're paying it, they can

0:45:33.360 --> 0:45:37.279
<v Speaker 4>charge it. That's how life works. Yeah, all right, that

0:45:37.280 --> 0:45:39.120
<v Speaker 4>sounds like a scamboni, which sounds like it's time for

0:45:39.160 --> 0:45:40.680
<v Speaker 4>you to hit the jam. I think it is, Brody.

0:45:40.920 --> 0:45:49.280
<v Speaker 4>Is it Scamboni time? It's Scamboni time? Scamboni? Yeah?

0:45:49.360 --> 0:45:53.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's happening?

0:45:53.800 --> 0:45:57.400
<v Speaker 4>Okay, let me start off with something that anyone whose

0:45:57.719 --> 0:46:01.160
<v Speaker 4>owns a house most likely has seen, something like this.

0:46:02.440 --> 0:46:05.480
<v Speaker 4>Do you ever get these brochures or these coupons in

0:46:05.520 --> 0:46:09.680
<v Speaker 4>the mail are like get your driveway redone and they're

0:46:09.680 --> 0:46:12.680
<v Speaker 4>like two hundred dollars off the job with this coupon. Yes,

0:46:13.320 --> 0:46:15.919
<v Speaker 4>I got a thing for for windows and it says,

0:46:16.160 --> 0:46:19.279
<v Speaker 4>you know, install four windows we'll take an extra one

0:46:19.360 --> 0:46:22.520
<v Speaker 4>hundred and fifty dollars off the entire project. Yes, isn't

0:46:22.520 --> 0:46:25.640
<v Speaker 4>that nice? Yeah, it's a great I get my driveway redone.

0:46:25.840 --> 0:46:29.640
<v Speaker 4>They will take five hundred dollars off of the price.

0:46:30.560 --> 0:46:34.719
<v Speaker 4>That's Great's the problem? Sounds like a plan. There is

0:46:34.800 --> 0:46:38.120
<v Speaker 4>no price for a driveway, right. They base it on

0:46:38.160 --> 0:46:41.640
<v Speaker 4>your house. They base it on your specific house. Like

0:46:41.680 --> 0:46:43.560
<v Speaker 4>if you go to a store, you go to McDonald's

0:46:43.560 --> 0:46:44.960
<v Speaker 4>and they give you a dollar off. You know, you're

0:46:44.960 --> 0:46:46.560
<v Speaker 4>getting a dollar off a big Mac. You know what

0:46:46.600 --> 0:46:49.400
<v Speaker 4>a big Mac costs. But if you're getting one hundred

0:46:49.400 --> 0:46:52.759
<v Speaker 4>and fifty dollars off of tree trimming, you don't know

0:46:52.760 --> 0:46:54.799
<v Speaker 4>how much the tree trimming is going to cost. So

0:46:54.880 --> 0:46:56.520
<v Speaker 4>you don't know if you're getting one hundred and fifty off,

0:46:56.520 --> 0:46:58.520
<v Speaker 4>they're gonna go, you know what the tree trimming would

0:46:58.520 --> 0:47:00.440
<v Speaker 4>have been, seven hundred dollars. Let's judge them fifty and

0:47:00.440 --> 0:47:01.879
<v Speaker 4>they give them one hundred and fifty dollars off.

0:47:02.000 --> 0:47:04.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because there's no set there's no set menu, there's

0:47:04.600 --> 0:47:07.600
<v Speaker 2>no set price, there's no standard, there's nothing to measure

0:47:07.640 --> 0:47:08.200
<v Speaker 2>it against.

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<v Speaker 4>Five hundred off your driveway. They're making up a number anyway,

0:47:12.440 --> 0:47:14.759
<v Speaker 4>they're looking at your driver going yeah, it's forty by

0:47:14.840 --> 0:47:19.520
<v Speaker 4>twenty and by six two three hundred, but we'll give

0:47:19.520 --> 0:47:22.399
<v Speaker 4>you three hundred dollars off. You got the coupon. That's

0:47:22.400 --> 0:47:25.880
<v Speaker 4>a scambone. It's a scambony. So you have to like

0:47:25.880 --> 0:47:27.200
<v Speaker 4>not tell me you have the coupon. You have to go, ay,

0:47:27.200 --> 0:47:29.359
<v Speaker 4>what's the price on that? Right? And I go, oh,

0:47:29.440 --> 0:47:32.520
<v Speaker 4>tod two thousand, Aha, I've got a coupon. They'll go,

0:47:32.719 --> 0:47:34.880
<v Speaker 4>you know what, they say, my friend tried this, and

0:47:35.040 --> 0:47:37.719
<v Speaker 4>they say they go, yeah, well, we were gonna honor

0:47:37.760 --> 0:47:40.239
<v Speaker 4>the coupon anyway, that's why it's two thousand. They will

0:47:40.280 --> 0:47:42.680
<v Speaker 4>not take off the price. They'll not They'll be like, oh, yeah,

0:47:42.680 --> 0:47:45.000
<v Speaker 4>well we knew we we just assumed everyone as the coupon.

0:47:45.040 --> 0:47:47.359
<v Speaker 2>And if they do go below after that, they were

0:47:47.440 --> 0:47:49.759
<v Speaker 2>already factoring in their head that you were looking for

0:47:49.800 --> 0:47:50.960
<v Speaker 2>a discount.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, you're not kidding. And if you have those companies

0:47:52.680 --> 0:47:57.600
<v Speaker 4>sends those coupons out. Even if you're honest, nobody believes you. Nobody. Yeah,

0:47:57.640 --> 0:48:01.799
<v Speaker 4>here's my next my next scambone. Ohone number two, there

0:48:01.800 --> 0:48:06.959
<v Speaker 4>are there. I gotta get get the jingle back Scamboni.

0:48:10.520 --> 0:48:13.040
<v Speaker 4>I just love that there is a is a big

0:48:13.040 --> 0:48:14.960
<v Speaker 4>thing on TikTok. You know when you go through TikTok

0:48:15.000 --> 0:48:18.440
<v Speaker 4>lives and you scroll and you're like, oh, this one's live.

0:48:18.520 --> 0:48:21.040
<v Speaker 4>This one's doing politics, this one's doing the weather, people

0:48:21.080 --> 0:48:24.359
<v Speaker 4>playing video games, whatever, they're doing it live right. Yeah,

0:48:24.480 --> 0:48:26.320
<v Speaker 4>this is a new thing I found, and I've seen

0:48:26.400 --> 0:48:30.480
<v Speaker 4>multiple women. It's always women doing this. Await a second,

0:48:31.400 --> 0:48:34.840
<v Speaker 4>can you see that? By the way, are you about

0:48:34.840 --> 0:48:39.840
<v Speaker 4>to Yeah? What is that? Yeah? Huh, I see that. Okay.

0:48:40.120 --> 0:48:43.080
<v Speaker 4>There are these wooden toys for kids. They're like magic

0:48:43.120 --> 0:48:45.759
<v Speaker 4>eight balls, and I don't I don't know if I

0:48:45.800 --> 0:48:47.919
<v Speaker 4>mentioned this before. If I did, I apologize. And they've

0:48:47.920 --> 0:48:51.200
<v Speaker 4>got a little pendulum that swings and you you the

0:48:51.280 --> 0:48:54.680
<v Speaker 4>woman clicks it on the air on TikTok. She flicks

0:48:54.680 --> 0:48:57.759
<v Speaker 4>it and it spins or it wobbles or you know,

0:48:58.480 --> 0:49:01.759
<v Speaker 4>it goes back and forth and then eventually stops. And

0:49:01.800 --> 0:49:06.080
<v Speaker 4>so I found three different ones. Where's the third one?

0:49:08.200 --> 0:49:10.440
<v Speaker 4>Here it is? So this one says, these are the

0:49:10.440 --> 0:49:17.520
<v Speaker 4>options you decide no, probably, ask a friend, yes or

0:49:17.640 --> 0:49:21.120
<v Speaker 4>unlikely Again, like a magic eight ball, this one says

0:49:21.280 --> 0:49:25.760
<v Speaker 4>never always yes, no, maybe, Okay, yeah, and this one,

0:49:25.800 --> 0:49:30.280
<v Speaker 4>this one all this says never, sometimes, possibly, no, maybe,

0:49:30.960 --> 0:49:34.759
<v Speaker 4>and yes, okay, okay, And if you're a kid at home,

0:49:34.840 --> 0:49:36.799
<v Speaker 4>you can flick them and go, oh, should I do

0:49:36.840 --> 0:49:37.320
<v Speaker 4>my homework?

0:49:37.360 --> 0:49:37.480
<v Speaker 3>Now?

0:49:37.480 --> 0:49:40.080
<v Speaker 4>We'll wait till after dinner. Flick it. Oh, it said yes,

0:49:40.120 --> 0:49:42.200
<v Speaker 4>I should I should wait? Right, it's a it's a

0:49:42.280 --> 0:49:46.480
<v Speaker 4>kids game. Yeah, Well on TikTok people are doing TikTok

0:49:46.520 --> 0:49:50.200
<v Speaker 4>lives with these stupid little kids toys, and people are

0:49:50.200 --> 0:49:56.480
<v Speaker 4>asking legitimate questions does my boyfriend love me? And she goes, okay,

0:49:56.480 --> 0:49:59.200
<v Speaker 4>this is for Claire twenty seven, and she flicks it

0:49:59.440 --> 0:50:03.240
<v Speaker 4>and it says, you decide, Claire, you have to decide

0:50:03.280 --> 0:50:05.520
<v Speaker 4>if your boyfriend loves you. Thank you? Okay, Mike, what's

0:50:05.560 --> 0:50:07.640
<v Speaker 4>your quote? Mike has a question. Mike wants to know

0:50:07.640 --> 0:50:09.719
<v Speaker 4>if he's gonna get a raise, and they flip it

0:50:10.040 --> 0:50:13.080
<v Speaker 4>and it says probably, Mike, You're probably gonna get a raise.

0:50:13.880 --> 0:50:16.160
<v Speaker 4>This is about as accurate as Scary Jones's weather reports.

0:50:18.200 --> 0:50:22.600
<v Speaker 4>People are asking life altering questions of a random woman

0:50:23.239 --> 0:50:27.920
<v Speaker 4>who claims to be something flicking a kid's toy? Yeah,

0:50:27.960 --> 0:50:30.120
<v Speaker 4>should I break up? Where my husband? Is my husband

0:50:30.160 --> 0:50:33.759
<v Speaker 4>cheating on me? And she flicks and he says, yes, yeah,

0:50:33.800 --> 0:50:37.279
<v Speaker 4>oh my god, I thought so. People is taking this seriously.

0:50:37.680 --> 0:50:40.120
<v Speaker 4>This is a scamboni. They're not making it. And people

0:50:40.160 --> 0:50:42.320
<v Speaker 4>are sending gifts. You know, you can send gifts you

0:50:42.360 --> 0:50:44.600
<v Speaker 4>paid for and then the person gets money. You're sending

0:50:44.640 --> 0:50:47.359
<v Speaker 4>gifts to people, fake fortune. Tell I've seen it. I've

0:50:47.360 --> 0:50:47.600
<v Speaker 4>seen it.

0:50:48.920 --> 0:50:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Have you seen the the NPCs? NPC's the non player

0:50:52.200 --> 0:50:54.040
<v Speaker 2>character phenomenon that's going on.

0:50:54.320 --> 0:50:56.799
<v Speaker 4>But that people walk around like they're not NPC. That's

0:50:56.840 --> 0:50:58.600
<v Speaker 4>not who is how you're talking about NPC?

0:50:59.000 --> 0:51:01.920
<v Speaker 2>Well, np see stands for a non playable character, So

0:51:01.920 --> 0:51:05.319
<v Speaker 2>it's it's hold on a second. For people that don't know,

0:51:05.320 --> 0:51:07.400
<v Speaker 2>we got it. I gotta reset the whole thing. People

0:51:07.400 --> 0:51:10.320
<v Speaker 2>don't know what that is. It's characters in a video

0:51:10.360 --> 0:51:13.160
<v Speaker 2>game that you can't control. They just doing things. So

0:51:13.320 --> 0:51:19.400
<v Speaker 2>people are becoming human NPCs on TikTok Live. And what

0:51:19.440 --> 0:51:22.000
<v Speaker 2>they'll do is they'll just sit there and they'll repeat

0:51:22.040 --> 0:51:25.160
<v Speaker 2>the same phrase over and over again like an NPC character,

0:51:25.880 --> 0:51:29.480
<v Speaker 2>or they'll do like they'll just repeat emotion over and

0:51:29.560 --> 0:51:32.000
<v Speaker 2>over and over and over like a robot, and they'll

0:51:32.000 --> 0:51:36.080
<v Speaker 2>collect tips and they'll do it or they'll do a sultry.

0:51:35.800 --> 0:51:40.120
<v Speaker 4>Voice like, yeah, daddy, give it to me good, and.

0:51:40.040 --> 0:51:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Then just sit there like that and they wait for

0:51:42.080 --> 0:51:44.880
<v Speaker 2>another tip, and then they'll yeah, daddy, give it to

0:51:44.920 --> 0:51:47.600
<v Speaker 2>me good. And they'll just sit there and they say

0:51:47.600 --> 0:51:49.759
<v Speaker 2>it over and over, Yeah Daddy, give it to me good.

0:51:50.480 --> 0:51:53.719
<v Speaker 2>And that's all they do. They don't break character, they don't.

0:51:53.880 --> 0:51:55.640
<v Speaker 2>They just stare at the camera and they do the

0:51:55.680 --> 0:52:00.440
<v Speaker 2>same motion over and over. And so they're making getting

0:52:00.600 --> 0:52:02.959
<v Speaker 2>money hand over fist. Did we were gonna talk about

0:52:02.960 --> 0:52:05.719
<v Speaker 2>this on this podcast? Then we should we should do

0:52:05.960 --> 0:52:09.200
<v Speaker 2>We should be an NPCE NPC, you and me and

0:52:09.239 --> 0:52:11.600
<v Speaker 2>we can just sit there and work for tips. This

0:52:11.680 --> 0:52:14.200
<v Speaker 2>is better than only fans, Brody, But you have to

0:52:14.239 --> 0:52:18.279
<v Speaker 2>come up with a gimmick. Now there is one guy,

0:52:18.480 --> 0:52:20.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, what are the names of these people

0:52:23.040 --> 0:52:26.359
<v Speaker 2>who are the npiece Scammon Shyster, scam and Shyster. That's

0:52:26.360 --> 0:52:34.600
<v Speaker 2>my favorite book company, Scamming Simon and Sster. Non playable

0:52:34.680 --> 0:52:41.399
<v Speaker 2>character stars, non playable character TikTok TikTok stars. Uh So

0:52:41.480 --> 0:52:45.920
<v Speaker 2>this one woman, Uh, there's a whole article about this.

0:52:45.920 --> 0:52:48.399
<v Speaker 2>This is a real fascinating world. This one girl gets

0:52:48.360 --> 0:52:52.960
<v Speaker 2>seven thousand dollars a day she makes, according to the Guardian,

0:52:53.440 --> 0:52:54.680
<v Speaker 2>and her name is.

0:52:55.080 --> 0:52:58.560
<v Speaker 4>A tank top. What you wear people throw money at? Ah?

0:52:59.000 --> 0:53:02.680
<v Speaker 4>She eats ice cream? Oh no, no, no, she just yes.

0:53:02.920 --> 0:53:05.600
<v Speaker 2>Ice cream so good. Ooh, you got me feeling like

0:53:05.640 --> 0:53:08.759
<v Speaker 2>a cowgirl. M ice cream so good. It's how you

0:53:08.760 --> 0:53:12.440
<v Speaker 2>eat ice cream? Ice cream so good, so good, so good?

0:53:13.000 --> 0:53:15.560
<v Speaker 2>So what was her name? They're not telling me?

0:53:15.600 --> 0:53:18.120
<v Speaker 4>Her name is here? But anyway, people would people pay

0:53:18.160 --> 0:53:21.600
<v Speaker 4>to watch us eat chicken palm? So what do you mean?

0:53:21.719 --> 0:53:23.080
<v Speaker 4>But yeah, I see that's the thing.

0:53:23.120 --> 0:53:25.839
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you we have to find out what it is

0:53:26.400 --> 0:53:28.640
<v Speaker 2>people would pay for if we stare at a camera

0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:31.120
<v Speaker 2>for three This girl does this for hours a day.

0:53:31.360 --> 0:53:37.080
<v Speaker 2>She makes seven thousand dollars. People sending gifts, sending yeah money,

0:53:37.280 --> 0:53:39.239
<v Speaker 2>and and and they wait. She waits for the next

0:53:39.239 --> 0:53:41.600
<v Speaker 2>person to tip her, and then she does it again.

0:53:42.480 --> 0:53:45.680
<v Speaker 2>Pinky Doll her name is Pinky Doll, Google, Pinky Doll,

0:53:46.040 --> 0:53:48.760
<v Speaker 2>Pink Paky or Piggy Pinky p.

0:53:48.680 --> 0:53:50.360
<v Speaker 4>I n K why. She's from Montreal.

0:53:51.000 --> 0:53:54.480
<v Speaker 2>She's a cont she's a content creator and her her

0:53:54.560 --> 0:53:56.120
<v Speaker 2>ice cream So good clips went.

0:53:56.040 --> 0:53:58.560
<v Speaker 4>Viral this last week or this was several weeks ago.

0:53:58.600 --> 0:54:00.759
<v Speaker 4>Now there's other people out there.

0:54:00.760 --> 0:54:03.520
<v Speaker 2>There's one guy sits in a Mexican sombrero in his

0:54:03.640 --> 0:54:08.360
<v Speaker 2>bathtub and he splashes water over and over again or whatever.

0:54:08.800 --> 0:54:22.320
<v Speaker 4>Pinky doll, NPC, dude, here it is. Hold on, ladder,

0:54:26.320 --> 0:54:29.040
<v Speaker 4>she's not even great at it. You don't have to be.

0:54:29.280 --> 0:54:32.200
<v Speaker 4>That's the point. Oh my god, all over videos. She

0:54:32.280 --> 0:54:39.839
<v Speaker 4>just sits there and hold on other languages she does.

0:54:39.920 --> 0:54:40.000
<v Speaker 6>So.

0:54:40.239 --> 0:54:43.440
<v Speaker 2>There's another person named Cherry Crush, right. She wears a wig.

0:54:43.560 --> 0:54:45.959
<v Speaker 2>Crush She she has elf ears and wears a wig

0:54:46.000 --> 0:54:49.160
<v Speaker 2>and barks and makes noam noam noises.

0:54:49.200 --> 0:54:52.799
<v Speaker 4>You type in Cherry, she comes up. Hold on Cherry crush, right,

0:54:53.880 --> 0:55:02.280
<v Speaker 4>what is she doing? I can't hear, Brody, The listeners

0:55:02.280 --> 0:55:10.960
<v Speaker 4>can't hear this. Whatever. Yeah, she just sits there in bounces.

0:55:11.120 --> 0:55:14.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you know how much she's making money? Hand over fist, Brody,

0:55:14.680 --> 0:55:16.160
<v Speaker 2>she's making crazy money.

0:55:17.719 --> 0:55:18.000
<v Speaker 5>Hold on?

0:55:18.040 --> 0:55:18.319
<v Speaker 3>How many?

0:55:18.480 --> 0:55:20.200
<v Speaker 4>How many reviews of this you have? Hold on? Let

0:55:20.200 --> 0:55:22.960
<v Speaker 4>me look at her account? Oh forget it, don't even do.

0:55:23.239 --> 0:55:25.239
<v Speaker 4>It's going to make you sick when you say, it's

0:55:25.239 --> 0:55:28.920
<v Speaker 4>gonna make you nauseous. She has three hundred and fifty

0:55:28.960 --> 0:55:31.799
<v Speaker 4>thousand followers. Yeah, that's a lot. There's somebody who does

0:55:31.840 --> 0:55:34.880
<v Speaker 4>one thing. Oh, there's a there's a lot of fakers.

0:55:36.160 --> 0:55:38.919
<v Speaker 4>There's a lot of people with any names trying to capitalize.

0:55:38.960 --> 0:55:42.600
<v Speaker 4>What is it that we can do? Is it? Is

0:55:42.640 --> 0:55:45.720
<v Speaker 4>it a repetitive phrase over and over again? Is it emotion?

0:55:46.000 --> 0:55:50.200
<v Speaker 2>Is it something we maybe we're spinning a dradle like

0:55:51.480 --> 0:55:54.239
<v Speaker 2>and and and I don't know, like people are you know,

0:55:54.320 --> 0:55:54.799
<v Speaker 2>eating on.

0:55:54.880 --> 0:56:00.640
<v Speaker 4>Came fourteen thousand views? Yeah, man, eight hundred nine hundred

0:56:00.760 --> 0:56:03.400
<v Speaker 4>at one point okay, one point one million views? What

0:56:03.440 --> 0:56:08.680
<v Speaker 4>is she doing here? You tell me she's lip syncing, right,

0:56:08.880 --> 0:56:11.800
<v Speaker 4>and she's eating food that people pop up on the screen,

0:56:11.880 --> 0:56:16.400
<v Speaker 4>or she's doing it, she's just biting. So food is

0:56:16.440 --> 0:56:18.920
<v Speaker 4>popping up on the screen, right, you know images of

0:56:18.920 --> 0:56:21.640
<v Speaker 4>like emojis, Yes, and she's chomping on them like she's

0:56:21.680 --> 0:56:24.480
<v Speaker 4>eating them, pretending. Uh. And she's lip sinking to a

0:56:24.520 --> 0:56:27.480
<v Speaker 4>cute clip. And she has elf ears on Yeah. One

0:56:27.480 --> 0:56:31.800
<v Speaker 4>point one million views? Yeah, a ray a green wig?

0:56:31.920 --> 0:56:34.799
<v Speaker 4>A million views? Yeah, one point four million? What she doing?

0:56:34.800 --> 0:56:40.800
<v Speaker 4>Hold on? Here we go, hold on, hold on. It's

0:56:40.840 --> 0:56:43.920
<v Speaker 4>over and over again. These are NPCs if you want

0:56:43.920 --> 0:56:46.799
<v Speaker 4>to follow the Nope, she's just lip syncing with her

0:56:46.800 --> 0:56:50.040
<v Speaker 4>big eyes open like a like a doll, and she's

0:56:50.400 --> 0:56:52.879
<v Speaker 4>very well endowed in a like a tank top. Yeah,

0:56:53.040 --> 0:56:55.160
<v Speaker 4>uh huh, that's it. That's all she's doing.

0:56:56.040 --> 0:56:57.960
<v Speaker 2>And they don't and they don't have any and they

0:56:57.960 --> 0:57:00.520
<v Speaker 2>don't have any life to them. They don't. They not human,

0:57:00.920 --> 0:57:01.800
<v Speaker 2>meaning like they don't.

0:57:02.320 --> 0:57:02.719
<v Speaker 4>They don't.

0:57:02.760 --> 0:57:05.360
<v Speaker 2>They don't talk to the camera like conversationally. They're not

0:57:05.440 --> 0:57:06.879
<v Speaker 2>like you know how Brodie and I are going back

0:57:06.920 --> 0:57:08.320
<v Speaker 2>on this podcast having dialogue.

0:57:08.440 --> 0:57:09.240
<v Speaker 4>They don't do anything.

0:57:09.440 --> 0:57:12.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking, but they literally we are wasting our time

0:57:12.600 --> 0:57:13.600
<v Speaker 2>to it talking to.

0:57:13.600 --> 0:57:14.239
<v Speaker 4>Each other like this.

0:57:14.719 --> 0:57:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Apparently that's what TikTokers want. They want you to stare

0:57:18.040 --> 0:57:21.840
<v Speaker 2>at the screen and do the same repeated motion or

0:57:21.880 --> 0:57:25.360
<v Speaker 2>say the same phrase or perform the same action over

0:57:25.440 --> 0:57:27.560
<v Speaker 2>and over and over and over again.

0:57:28.600 --> 0:57:32.520
<v Speaker 4>And that's it. So we have to find our niche.

0:57:32.560 --> 0:57:35.000
<v Speaker 2>We have to find how we can become the next

0:57:35.120 --> 0:57:38.960
<v Speaker 2>NPC stars and and and what would people pay to

0:57:39.000 --> 0:57:43.280
<v Speaker 2>watch us do or say or eat, you know, or

0:57:43.320 --> 0:57:45.360
<v Speaker 2>act out?

0:57:46.240 --> 0:57:48.320
<v Speaker 4>Is it? Maybe I just do Like on Command Rants,

0:57:48.520 --> 0:57:51.000
<v Speaker 4>they're like, oh, complain about something, and they put up

0:57:51.000 --> 0:57:52.440
<v Speaker 4>on a screen and I just start complaining about whatever.

0:57:52.440 --> 0:57:52.920
<v Speaker 4>They pop up.

0:57:52.960 --> 0:57:55.160
<v Speaker 2>It's too human though, it's too I mean you can

0:57:55.240 --> 0:57:56.880
<v Speaker 2>if you want to riff off of that, but I

0:57:56.880 --> 0:57:59.640
<v Speaker 2>think that that's too This is going to be NPC

0:57:59.800 --> 0:58:00.520
<v Speaker 2>for met the.

0:58:00.520 --> 0:58:02.280
<v Speaker 4>Non playable character where it's the.

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<v Speaker 2>Same, the same motion over and over again, because that's

0:58:06.240 --> 0:58:11.760
<v Speaker 2>a thing fascinating Brody, Brody, I'm telling you, there's dozens

0:58:11.880 --> 0:58:16.960
<v Speaker 2>of articles on this if you google. There's so much

0:58:17.080 --> 0:58:20.520
<v Speaker 2>money to be made here. People are making coiners one

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<v Speaker 2>article four thousand dollars an hour by being in People

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<v Speaker 2>make that in a day.

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<v Speaker 4>And if you're.

0:58:28.440 --> 0:58:30.520
<v Speaker 2>Listening, I just may have given you an idea for

0:58:30.560 --> 0:58:33.440
<v Speaker 2>a job. If you're looking for a new line of work,

0:58:33.920 --> 0:58:36.360
<v Speaker 2>just put it. Put a fucking camera on yourself, go

0:58:36.440 --> 0:58:41.120
<v Speaker 2>live on TikTok, and just collect tips for popping a balloon,

0:58:42.360 --> 0:58:45.840
<v Speaker 2>for over pop popping balloons over and over again. Just

0:58:46.040 --> 0:58:48.960
<v Speaker 2>sit there and wait for people to tip you so

0:58:49.000 --> 0:58:49.520
<v Speaker 2>you could.

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<v Speaker 4>What if what if we like smash Italian pastries? Maybe

0:58:55.200 --> 0:59:00.080
<v Speaker 4>Canali smashed? Canali smashed? Then you go? I wrote in

0:59:00.120 --> 0:59:05.439
<v Speaker 4>one thousand dollars you can you laugh your ass off,

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<v Speaker 4>but Brody Canos?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe I squeeze wait, I say here, squeezing my

0:59:12.480 --> 0:59:14.320
<v Speaker 2>own tits, you know, like, well you.

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<v Speaker 4>Could ask your own till you can't. Ah, I can't

0:59:16.320 --> 0:59:16.640
<v Speaker 4>do that.

0:59:16.960 --> 0:59:19.760
<v Speaker 2>But if I just squeeze my breasts every thirty seconds

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<v Speaker 2>and I just sit there stare at the camera, I'm

0:59:21.640 --> 0:59:22.720
<v Speaker 2>just squeezing my boobs, we.

0:59:22.800 --> 0:59:25.840
<v Speaker 4>Have to say something like mommy likes milkmmy likes milky.

0:59:26.000 --> 0:59:27.880
<v Speaker 4>Like right, that's how they do it for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you guys are finding this absurd right now,

0:59:30.880 --> 0:59:33.360
<v Speaker 2>but this is really what's going on on TikTok that

0:59:33.400 --> 0:59:33.800
<v Speaker 2>you can't.

0:59:34.160 --> 0:59:36.560
<v Speaker 4>You can't society. It's not gonna be a global warman, and

0:59:36.600 --> 0:59:39.600
<v Speaker 4>it tells us it's this ship. It really end of society.

0:59:40.120 --> 0:59:44.160
<v Speaker 4>But you it's fascinating in your own time. Guys, ladies,

0:59:44.400 --> 0:59:46.840
<v Speaker 4>uh whatever you want to be known as nine non

0:59:46.920 --> 0:59:51.080
<v Speaker 4>binary Google NPC characters and and and what they're up

0:59:51.080 --> 0:59:53.600
<v Speaker 4>to and how much they're making and the acts they're

0:59:53.640 --> 0:59:56.320
<v Speaker 4>performing over and over and maybe you'll come up with

0:59:56.360 --> 0:59:59.360
<v Speaker 4>a niche thing for yourself to make some money. You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 4>We got take a break. We do. We have to

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<v Speaker 4>take a break. Yeah, we do, Glynn Boys Podcast.

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<v Speaker 7>We will be right back.

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<v Speaker 4>It's great. Before we go any further, I just have

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<v Speaker 4>I have a question for Yeah. And by the way,

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<v Speaker 4>I lost track of time there. I don't know where

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<v Speaker 4>we were the break. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a simple question. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>because I was buying a piece of furniture from my

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<v Speaker 4>daughter's dorm room. You need like a TV stand, and

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<v Speaker 4>I came upon a cart TV cart and on Amazon

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<v Speaker 4>and the color is g R E I G E grays.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you ever heard of that color? Scary? It sounds

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<v Speaker 4>like a cross between gray and beige. So yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I've never heard No. To answer your question, first, no,

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<v Speaker 2>never heard of it. But now that you mentioned it,

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<v Speaker 2>my brain just put two and two together and said,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 4>Apparently it's a thing. Apparently if you look at it,

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<v Speaker 4>you're like, is it beige or is it gray? It's neither.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it wet or is it dry? You know what,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna send it to you and you tell me

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<v Speaker 4>what color you think this is. I'm a texted to

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<v Speaker 4>you right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Mmmmm, scary Joel, Okay, this isn't that. This isn't that

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<v Speaker 2>dress conversation?

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<v Speaker 4>Right? No, And it's not the guy with the black

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<v Speaker 4>guy with the big dick that he used to send

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<v Speaker 4>everybody that picture that went around. Is this dress gold

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<v Speaker 4>and black? Or is it blue and red? It was

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<v Speaker 4>blue and gold, blue and gold whatever. Yeah, that's that's grays. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh I could see that it in between color. I

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<v Speaker 4>like that. Yeah. So it's like purple is red and

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<v Speaker 4>blue instead instead of calling it like blood.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they came out with purple. I've always just a

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<v Speaker 2>combo of the Yeah. I've always wanted my floors to

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<v Speaker 2>look like that. I wanted gray grage.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I like it. Yeah, what color is? It's great?

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<v Speaker 4>Are we talking loud making up colors? I guess I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know that's the color. Yeah. Well, we have some

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<v Speaker 4>talk backs. We gotta get to Brodie all right, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna get that out my system. All right, if you've

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<v Speaker 4>listened before we play the talkbacks, yep, I will tell

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<v Speaker 4>you about the baseball game I went to on next

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<v Speaker 4>week's episode. Sounds like a plan. I like that. Now

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<v Speaker 4>to die and his seats, that's all I'll say. The

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<v Speaker 4>guy in his seats and the kid who turned on

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<v Speaker 4>his best friend. Yep. I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Little teasers like tickling me with an audio feather. Uh

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<v Speaker 2>if maybe that's what we'll do on TikTok. I'll just

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<v Speaker 2>tickle you with an audio feather next week on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Ha ha.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it, you know, dude. You know we can be

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<v Speaker 2>clever enough to go viral. We have to think of

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<v Speaker 2>what it is that we need to do.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that that old comedian Gallagher from the seventies

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<v Speaker 2>to just smash watermelons on stage. He was like the

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<v Speaker 2>original NPC guy, smashing watermelons over and over again.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know id A great was was Gallagher? And

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<v Speaker 4>when he didn't want to do the job, he had

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<v Speaker 4>his brother do it. Yeah he did he are you

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<v Speaker 4>you be Gallagher? He just subbed in for him. He

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<v Speaker 4>was his twin right, No, he had a brother. So

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<v Speaker 4>his brother just did it and smash. That's all you needed.

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<v Speaker 4>You needed the license to do it. He would give

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<v Speaker 4>you permission, like there were all the people that filled

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<v Speaker 4>in for him that it does it really matter who's

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<v Speaker 4>swinging the hammer at that point? Would you be upset?

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<v Speaker 4>Scary if you want to see Gallagher and his brother

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<v Speaker 4>Gallagher was there. I mean he's still smashing watermelons and

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<v Speaker 4>splashing the audience right, correct, He's still getting a poncho well,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if i'd be Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>You're paying for the enterta gray got gray shair. So

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<v Speaker 2>if you if you listen on the IHET radio app,

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<v Speaker 2>you can hear us. You can plick the microphone and

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<v Speaker 2>then talk back to us. So this is from episode

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<v Speaker 2>two sixty four. Broadley Brody could have been killed. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what this one is. Oh okay, that's what this specific

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<v Speaker 2>talkback is. That's it's listed that that's the one that

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<v Speaker 2>think that's what they were listening to when they said

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<v Speaker 2>this this pearl, Hey.

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<v Speaker 8>Brillian, scary long time slice. I just want to call

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<v Speaker 8>in about the time I thought I was being robbed.

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<v Speaker 8>I saw I was working from home, and I saw

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<v Speaker 8>my door handle to the front door jiggling up and down,

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<v Speaker 8>and I kept going at her banging on the door.

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<v Speaker 8>So I went and woke up my boyfriend and said, like,

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<v Speaker 8>somebody's trying to get in. What's going on? And we

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<v Speaker 8>opened up the door and there was a squirrel that

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<v Speaker 8>was jumping up and down on the handle.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, could have been a lot worse. Yeah, story, I resisted,

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<v Speaker 4>saying that's nuts, Hio. She didn't call the cops, though,

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<v Speaker 4>but that would have been pretty frightening. That would have

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<v Speaker 4>been very frightening, So she left out apart. Did the

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<v Speaker 4>boyfriend open the door? Was he brave enough to like

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<v Speaker 4>swing open the door and see who it was? I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know, will never know. They'd peeked through a side window.

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<v Speaker 4>I need to know, all right.

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<v Speaker 9>Next one, Hey Brody and Scary Jamie from Queen's Here,

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<v Speaker 9>I have a funny robbery story. My dad had a

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<v Speaker 9>college professor who had a bunch of snakes that just

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<v Speaker 9>roamed freely around his house, including a defanged rattlesnake. And

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<v Speaker 9>one night a guy broke into the house. As he's

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<v Speaker 9>in the kitchen rummaging through stuff, he sees the rattlesnake

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<v Speaker 9>on the kitchen sink and a bunch of snakes on

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<v Speaker 9>the floor around him, and he dropped what he had

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<v Speaker 9>and booked it out of the house.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>A story of hope. Yeah, get a pet rattlesnake that's defanged.

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<v Speaker 10>Hey Rodine, Scary Jamie from Queen's Again, as we're talking

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<v Speaker 10>about people wreaking of the smell of pot. Well, back

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<v Speaker 10>in two thousand and eight, I worked in the costume

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<v Speaker 10>shop and the sky came straight to work after hot

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<v Speaker 10>boxing for five hours, no shower, no change of clothes,

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<v Speaker 10>not even a spray of vax body spray, and I

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<v Speaker 10>had to work a six hour shift in the top

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<v Speaker 10>floor of that store where there was no window and

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<v Speaker 10>no air circulation with that guy.

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<v Speaker 4>Was awful.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I remember working the Palm Show Club back in

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<v Speaker 2>the day. They used to trap me in the walk

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<v Speaker 2>in refrigerator and they used to smoke up and they

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<v Speaker 2>used to hot box met in the cold box.

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<v Speaker 4>It's kind of weird. We were in the refrigerator and

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<v Speaker 4>I was just like.

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<v Speaker 2>Like they were picking on the nerd. What do you

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<v Speaker 2>mean they locked you in the Oh? They would, they would,

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<v Speaker 2>they would. I would go into the walking refrigerator. They

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<v Speaker 2>would all take hits, blow the smoke into the refrigerator

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<v Speaker 2>and then and then close the door on me and

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<v Speaker 2>leave me locked in the door in there in the

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<v Speaker 2>refrigerator as they were all but but I would be

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<v Speaker 2>there with the contact high.

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<v Speaker 4>But he really wasn't a hot box it was it

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<v Speaker 4>was it pot Pete marijuana Manny who was it was?

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<v Speaker 2>It was Matt, But I forgot We didn't have a

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<v Speaker 2>name for robt.

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<v Speaker 4>Marijuana might as well be hot boxall.

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<v Speaker 11>Sorry, guys, I'm back at Erica from Florida again. I

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<v Speaker 11>just wanted to say, also, as Scary would say, it's

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<v Speaker 11>a squirrel, but also, my gas door won't even open

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<v Speaker 11>in my car if the engine is not off, so

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<v Speaker 11>I physically cannot get gas unless my cars.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh beautiful, all right, thank you smart car. Hey Scary,

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<v Speaker 4>you are wrong. If you say that you're a fan

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<v Speaker 4>of a team, you stick with that team through the

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<v Speaker 4>thicken thing. You support them. You can bet at the organization, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>the owners, the players, the coaches or whatever, it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 4>But you stick with that team because you say you're

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<v Speaker 4>a fan, you're a true fan. You do not abandon

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<v Speaker 4>them and just come back whenever they're doing good. That's

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<v Speaker 4>being a bandwagoner. That's being a puss. Do that be

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<v Speaker 4>a puss. I'm not abandoning them.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm supporting them, but I'm not paying good money to

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<v Speaker 2>go watch them lose because they have no shot.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't heard them. Deny, he's a puss. Oh my gosh, Brodie,

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<v Speaker 4>what a crazy story. Uh well, the suspense was killing me.

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<v Speaker 4>Glad you weren't killed a big fan. All right, thank you,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you, that's the nice thing to say.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you all this is based off of Brodie's

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<v Speaker 2>story where he was is almost killed.

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<v Speaker 4>They listen to order it was almost killed last week.

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<v Speaker 12>This question calling from Miami and on the last podcast

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<v Speaker 12>we were talking about possibly bringing the meet up to Miami.

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<v Speaker 12>And I've got the best place for Brodydel's Coconut Grove.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, speculated, that's right, and it's a beautiful one.

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<v Speaker 2>Sidel's the place where that serves dill on everything that

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<v Speaker 2>you were there last week with your girlfriend. You put

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<v Speaker 2>pictures up there and everything.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh it was so good. What about we?

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<v Speaker 2>Sidel's is such a classic place to have brunch, all

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<v Speaker 2>the Jewish delicacies.

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<v Speaker 4>But yes, there's a beautiful one in Coconut Grove. I

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<v Speaker 4>like coconut growth. Oh my god. Well you'll love the

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<v Speaker 4>Cdel's that's there too. A hold the dill about here.

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<v Speaker 4>Thinking about episode two sixty three for the meetup, I

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<v Speaker 4>think you should call it a slice of time with

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<v Speaker 4>the Brooklyn Boys.

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<v Speaker 13>That's all I gotta say.

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<v Speaker 8>You guys do great.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you. We'll take that other advisement. Hyper.

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<v Speaker 6>This is Mary from Marleton. I want to talk about

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<v Speaker 6>the near death experience that Brodie had. So my husband

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<v Speaker 6>and I had a near death experience because of our

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<v Speaker 6>Amazon device, which we call Legra so it doesn't get triggered.

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<v Speaker 6>So Legard played all this background noise and we had

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<v Speaker 6>no idea what it was coming from. And she has

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<v Speaker 6>this thing called a burglar deterrent, and all these sounds

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<v Speaker 6>were playing, scaring us a death, and we almost called

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<v Speaker 6>nine when one Bobie didn't slice for life.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, So she was almost killed by her home

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<v Speaker 4>talking device from Amazon. Yeah, wow, all right, it happens

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<v Speaker 4>to the best of us.

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<v Speaker 14>Brody and scary. What the fuck's scary? You're gonna have

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<v Speaker 14>the fucking meet up in fucking Florida. You're a Brooklyn boy,

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<v Speaker 14>not a Florida man. Jesus fucking Christ, Maddie from Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 14>slaves brons.

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<v Speaker 2>See now, the people listening in Florida right now would disagree.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to be I'm trying to be diplomatic. I

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<v Speaker 2>love Florida. I'm also trying to go on vacation, you idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, don't you see what I'm trying to do here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to get this out of town for a weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm with you, but like if we didn't have it

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<v Speaker 4>in Florida, people in Florida were like, oh, that's unfortunate.

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<v Speaker 4>The people from Brooklyn are like, you fucking have you, motherfuckers?

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<v Speaker 4>I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like that's New York. Everyone shots fired. We've

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<v Speaker 2>been warned. I guess, I guess we're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 2>have it in Do you too think you are going

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<v Speaker 2>to Florida? I guess we're gonna have to stay here. Brody,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, well, we do both.

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<v Speaker 14>So this is Maddie again, the lady who said that

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<v Speaker 14>scary Bob Brody at dinner. Ma'am. We've resolved this issue

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<v Speaker 14>ages ago when Sebastian Maniscalco said no, he didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>The boys are going to go by it, scary. That's

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<v Speaker 4>a contract, Nope, contract.

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<v Speaker 2>Listened to the original episode. Listened to the original episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>Sebastian didn't have the whole story, Calco said it, that's it. Then,

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<v Speaker 2>all do with Sebastian. You know how many people come

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<v Speaker 2>up to me all the time and be like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't know that guy at steak dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>A lot many people come up to me all the time,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what the girl and Applebee's she said, I

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<v Speaker 4>will give you an X and this way, he's scary,

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<v Speaker 4>can buy you a dinner. That's what you said.

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<v Speaker 15>This is Marylyn and Omaha. There are five Saturday nights

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<v Speaker 15>in July and five Saturday nights in August this year. Nope,

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<v Speaker 15>what calendar are you looking at? Seriously?

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<v Speaker 8>Really?

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<v Speaker 15>Usually you know I'm scary and brody, brody and scary,

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<v Speaker 15>but scary. You done lost your fucking mind. Look at

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<v Speaker 15>the calendar, seriously.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm looking right now. There are for there are

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<v Speaker 2>four Saturday nights. There are four Saturday nights in August,

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<v Speaker 2>August fifth, August fifth, August twelfth, August nineteenth, and August

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<v Speaker 2>twenty sixth.

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<v Speaker 4>Where's the fifth one in August?

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<v Speaker 2>There are four in August's five in July. However, there's

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<v Speaker 2>only four I said weekends. By the way, so there's

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<v Speaker 2>only four Friday nights in July. No, there's four Friday

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<v Speaker 2>nights in July.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, hold on, listen, hold on thirtieth, I said, listen

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<v Speaker 4>to me, hold on a.

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<v Speaker 2>Friday, hold on, hold on July. The four Fridays in

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<v Speaker 2>July are the seventh to fourteenth, and twenty first, and

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<v Speaker 2>the twenty eighth, and the four and then August fourth, eleventh, eighteenth,

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<v Speaker 2>and twenty fifth. That's four Fridays, four Fridays in July,

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<v Speaker 2>four in August, fourth Saturdays in August. Okay, July first Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a fifth Saturday. But the point is, normally

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<v Speaker 2>you have Friday, Saturday, Sunday in both months, five of them.

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<v Speaker 4>Five Fridays, five Saturdays. That's not a normal. It's but

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<v Speaker 4>in the summer. Okay, let's go back. It's different. Every year.

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<v Speaker 4>The days of the week move. I know they do.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm saying in this calendar year twenty twenty three, with then,

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<v Speaker 4>hold on, hold on, hold on you because weekend, the

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<v Speaker 4>first weekend in July is June third, big deal. And

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<v Speaker 4>then you get the first and second, and then the seventh,

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<v Speaker 4>fourteenth to there's five weekends in July. If you add

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<v Speaker 4>the thirtieth. What I'm saying, you're not listening to what

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<v Speaker 4>I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole point was why the hell is it seem

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<v Speaker 2>like such a short summer? And I said, because it's

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<v Speaker 2>a cruel summer. It is a cruel summer. It is

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<v Speaker 2>a very cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Slum and people being cruel to me. Now, you know what,

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<v Speaker 4>because there's not a fifth weekend in August. Look, go

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<v Speaker 4>back to go back to twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>For instance, twenty twenty, there are five Fridays and Saturdays

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<v Speaker 2>in July and and four four. No, it's split ninety,

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<v Speaker 2>it's split up again.

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<v Speaker 4>It's split.

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<v Speaker 2>My point is you're losing a week there's between July

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<v Speaker 2>and August.

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<v Speaker 4>And the main summer months.

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<v Speaker 2>You're losing a couple of weekends because all those quality days,

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<v Speaker 2>all those quality days are falling during the week, is

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying. In the calendar. The calendar is a

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<v Speaker 2>little fucked up this year, it really is any more

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<v Speaker 2>fucked up.

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<v Speaker 4>Last year was four weeks, four weekends in August, just

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<v Speaker 4>like it was, and there were five weekends in July.

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<v Speaker 4>It's because this month's with thirty one days. You're not

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<v Speaker 4>gonna get August, July and August matching up to what

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<v Speaker 4>you want. I'll go back to twenty one. She was

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<v Speaker 4>still wrong. There was only four saturdays at all course podcasts.

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<v Speaker 4>There were five weekends one two, three, four, five weekends

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<v Speaker 4>in July one two, three, four in August. Again, Then,

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<v Speaker 4>how else do we explain the phenomenon. That noomena. This

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<v Speaker 4>is phenomena, dude, dude, that there's no there's no phenomenon.

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's a shorter summer somehow. Yes, because there's no

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<v Speaker 4>song of the summer. Therefore it seems like nose's going

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<v Speaker 4>by too quickly. No, because no, because Okay, when was

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<v Speaker 4>Memorial Day this year?

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<v Speaker 2>It was a twenty It was a twenty ninth? Right, No,

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<v Speaker 2>it was it twenty Yeah, twenty ninth. World Days of

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<v Speaker 2>twenty ninth. That's very late. And when is Labor Day?

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<v Speaker 4>September fourth? That's early. Sometimes Memorial Day falls on like

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<v Speaker 4>like May twenty fourth and Labor Day September seventh or sixth, whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>You get more days, I'm telling you you're getting more

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<v Speaker 4>days some summers than others. If you work out the

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<v Speaker 4>dates from Memorial Day to Labor Day, some years it's

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<v Speaker 4>short there you get less days than others. And I

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<v Speaker 4>think this is one of the shorter ones. I'm just saying, Nah,

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<v Speaker 4>pay scary.

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<v Speaker 16>Regarding posting people's houses, I think that it's fine as

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<v Speaker 16>long as you're not posting like super personal.

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<v Speaker 4>Details thank you. Usually.

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<v Speaker 16>However, if it's tea, I mean, like you know, he

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<v Speaker 16>has his audience.

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<v Speaker 4>People know him. People from who listen.

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<v Speaker 16>To all this know him, and I don't know. I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 16>I can understand if he doesn't want people to know

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<v Speaker 16>his house. Looks like maybe he's overreacting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna go with he is because I only

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<v Speaker 2>showed his backyard. I didn't show his address. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>show the front of the house. It's it's his pool area.

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<v Speaker 2>He was more concerned. He's like, I don't want people

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<v Speaker 2>to show that I can afford to fix up my

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<v Speaker 2>back area and have a pergola back here.

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<v Speaker 4>I was, wait a minute, what is that? Da what

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<v Speaker 4>he built? He built a pergola. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 4>a pergola is exactly. It's bougie.

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<v Speaker 17>Scary and Brodie is truck or Sam here. I was

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<v Speaker 17>just wanting to comment on episode two sixty four where

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<v Speaker 17>you were talking about how your key would start another car.

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<v Speaker 17>I am a truck driver, and I drive an international truck,

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<v Speaker 17>and my key starts over seventy percent of the.

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<v Speaker 4>Other international trucks that I come in contact with.

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<v Speaker 17>Shit, I can start the truck and unlock the truck.

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<v Speaker 4>I love you guys. That's scary. Hey, I have a question.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a question, not doubting his numbers at all,

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<v Speaker 4>how many trucks has he walked up to and tried

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<v Speaker 4>to help him and stop them?

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<v Speaker 2>I know, well, seventy percent. That means there's a thirty

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<v Speaker 2>percent chance. Oh wait, we go back to the weather.

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<v Speaker 2>The weather's go back to the weather.

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<v Speaker 4>If they caught usn't open, it's gonna rain, all right?

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<v Speaker 4>You still you still structure. It's like a gazebo, but

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<v Speaker 4>it's square. It's just it's a gazee gun roof thing.

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<v Speaker 4>It's fancy. It's fancy. Pain. I don't I don't have

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<v Speaker 4>one of those. That's why he was I got to

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<v Speaker 4>the bottom of it. That's why he was pissed. You're

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<v Speaker 4>showing your showing, but my manicured uh well done. Rocks

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<v Speaker 4>and pebbals and bushes and pergola. Yeah, he was very

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<v Speaker 4>very I don't have fancy Tyler on the pool. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't see. Sorry, you don't want to come.

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<v Speaker 7>To money Brooklyn boys, James Miami Hey started off quick.

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<v Speaker 7>Maryland negative, Maryland is wrang Karlson this steak dinner. He

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<v Speaker 7>got him the rais. He told him he was gonna

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<v Speaker 7>get it. The other guy decided to pay for it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not the same thing.

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<v Speaker 7>Gotta dish out that cash that he got him, what

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<v Speaker 7>fifteen twenty years ago.

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<v Speaker 4>I never thought two hundred and sixty five episodes in

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<v Speaker 4>we'd still be arguing about the steak dinner. That's because

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<v Speaker 4>you still haven bought me one. James, I'm back. I

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<v Speaker 4>got cut off. Good, that's good that you got cut off.

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<v Speaker 4>He always gets cut off.

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<v Speaker 7>James, your back, I got cut off. You owe him

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<v Speaker 7>that steak dinner. You get that steak dinner, then you

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<v Speaker 7>get that invitation of the pool. Nope, I'm waiting for

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<v Speaker 7>the podcast live from the pool side. You know, with

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<v Speaker 7>your billion dollar equipment that you got to make it happen.

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<v Speaker 4>Make it happen, Maryland. Maryland is wrong. I'm just kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>I love the talk back, baby talk back. This talkback

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<v Speaker 2>is talk is disagreeing with the other talkback. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let's be very clear about this. Brody never said that

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<v Speaker 2>if I bought him a steak dinner that I would

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<v Speaker 2>be able to go in his pool. He never said that.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, the thing is, you owe me the steak dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't owe you the pool. Now you got me

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<v Speaker 4>a second steak dinner. No, but you were about to

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<v Speaker 4>set up.

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<v Speaker 2>You were about to propose it, make make the pot

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<v Speaker 2>sweeter by saying, you know what's scary.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe we'll revisit that pool situation. You never said it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you what steak dinner and Italian food in

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<v Speaker 4>that place in Brooklyn you went to that I want

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<v Speaker 4>to go to and then what then the pool in January?

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<v Speaker 4>In January, well you better holl rate, take me to dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go. No, wheny When could I go in your

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<v Speaker 4>pool in the middle of August. I keep my pool

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<v Speaker 4>up until October first, so you got time. Nah, those

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<v Speaker 4>are short days. And then you get to build a pergola.

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<v Speaker 4>Now cooler, quicker the podcast.

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<v Speaker 13>I heard this at the pisode that you guys are

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<v Speaker 13>talking about filling the car up with gas with the

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<v Speaker 13>car running or the car off. That it doesn't make

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<v Speaker 13>a difference. As a auto and diesel mechanic, the car

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<v Speaker 13>has to be off. If you open up that gas

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<v Speaker 13>cap and the car sees pressure, and like the guy

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<v Speaker 13>said earlier, it checks pressure and runs diagnostics. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 13>throw a check engine light.

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<v Speaker 4>But he's a diesel mechanic. That means he's built huge,

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<v Speaker 4>he's diesel. Diesel, not likely, he paused. He goes, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>a diesel mechanic. And when you get put gas in

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<v Speaker 4>your car, he paused, but that's diesel. But that's diesel

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<v Speaker 4>for you, he said, I'm as he both, he said both.

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<v Speaker 4>What is a diesel fuel? All fuel? Okay, play it again. No, no, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>you're saying a diesel mechanic and he's a professional and

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<v Speaker 4>those cars unlike the guy at the guess station, Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it doesn't scary, and Brody Brody is scary listening to.

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<v Speaker 3>Episode right now, went back to listen the old one's

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<v Speaker 3>you guys had just started working from home recently, Brody

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<v Speaker 3>was super disgusted. That's scary. Was clipping his toenails at home?

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<v Speaker 3>Yet recently Brody admitted he was buttolding his chair while

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<v Speaker 3>recording a podcast and somehow that's okay, don't get it anyways,

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<v Speaker 3>love the podcast, Thanks.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys, Okay, here's the thank you for remembering. I love

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<v Speaker 4>how this guy is one hundred and thirty episodes behind.

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<v Speaker 4>And he may not hear this talk back anytime soon. No,

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<v Speaker 4>he said. He went back and listened. He's caught up.

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<v Speaker 4>When I said, I buttoled the chair. He Scary couldn't

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<v Speaker 4>see that. He didn't know I was doing that. I

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<v Speaker 4>saw him clipping his toenails. That's different. He had his

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<v Speaker 4>foot up, dude, Scary's feet are not the idea, is there?

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<v Speaker 2>The idea that you're like, like literally like a fucking stamp,

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<v Speaker 2>like I didn't tell you, like you're stamping your furniture

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<v Speaker 2>with your assholen.

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<v Speaker 4>Who sits like that? My cheeks are closed. Nobody sits

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<v Speaker 4>open like that? I mean some people might. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>last one.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, guys, I'm from us in our state. Still not

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<v Speaker 5>have a slob fan. I'm not a store, but County

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<v Speaker 5>County make those boss in our county her many many

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<v Speaker 5>years now actually before the places.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh. You know what she is she's doing right there?

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<v Speaker 4>What she's an NPC non playable character of TikTok. That's

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<v Speaker 4>that's the character. Did you notice that even though she's

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<v Speaker 4>not I'm sure she didn't curse twice it sounded like

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<v Speaker 4>she said fuck. I know she didn't, so listen. Whoever

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<v Speaker 4>that was called back with that same message.

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<v Speaker 2>Now the air is out of my tires. That's that's

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<v Speaker 2>a sad way to end the podcast. Pretty sad. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean that was the last one.

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<v Speaker 4>That's one of the play play the guy who said

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<v Speaker 4>you were wrong again? No fuck you? Well, let me

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<v Speaker 4>let me check my so maybe I got a quickie.

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<v Speaker 4>I can I get tossed in here before we know,

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<v Speaker 4>all right? So I hate you. I'm coming to your

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<v Speaker 4>pool when you're not home.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Broc Boys Bros

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<v Speaker 3>Boys b