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Speaker 2: We want to send you off in style.

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Speaker 4: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need

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Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 2: a ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgere.

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Speaker 2: Oh I agree, yeah, we just This is the second

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Speaker 2: recording today. Ah, little dog in the backseat, the cutest.

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Speaker 2: It had a tiny head and it was making a

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Speaker 2: This is our second recording, and we both expended a

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Speaker 1: I think we can get all of that back and

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Speaker 2: Let's take a quick peek. Oh see, well look at

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Speaker 2: the lady though.

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Speaker 1: She's great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they have a similar face. She's just as enjoyable.

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Speaker 2: You're coming home with me get in this tiny cage, lady.

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Speaker 2: But luckily what we lack an energy, we can just

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Speaker 2: going to do most of the heavy lifting. You know,

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Speaker 2: our guests from clubs and colleges across the country. Everyone

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Speaker 2: put your ears together for our friend. Al Madrigal. Yay Madrigal.

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Speaker 2: Energy shot, energy, shot right out of a cannon. I'm

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Speaker 2: known for my high energy work. That is the most

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Speaker 2: note I get on every single thing I act on.

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Speaker 2: They're like, hey, can we try it just a lot

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Speaker 2: more energy and see what sounds? Oh, so you think

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Speaker 2: i'd learn at this point?

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Speaker 1: Do you ever say listen? No, I could, but you

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Speaker 3: This is what I do a low energy You're drawn out.

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Speaker 2: Wait what show was I watching where I didn't know

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Speaker 2: you'd be in it? And you were like a detective

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Speaker 3: I think detective an algebra teacher four times each so

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Speaker 2: That's what I do. I'm right, guys, listen, this is

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Speaker 3: That's that I need the homework to be redone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and what's with this dead body? It's all the

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Speaker 2: same character.

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Speaker 1: What's the detective show you've done recently out?

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Speaker 3: I played a detective in our friend Henry Phillips punching

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 2: What was the second one? Was that? Punching the clown?

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Speaker 2: Punching Henry? Punching Henry? I was a detective in that.

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Speaker 3: And then I was in a Sony Marvel movie playing

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Speaker 2: I try to shave a mustache. My family hates my face,

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Speaker 2: I really love to look at your face. I want to.

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Speaker 1: How about how about that dog?

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Speaker 2: That's how we feel about the dogs. That's so funny

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Speaker 3: Today you know, dogs get little bumps all over him

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Speaker 3: There's a very weird place next door where guy's just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Chili, Jersey's Golf.

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Speaker 2: What's everybody else looking for?

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Speaker 2: A significant amount, but mostly RB's.

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Speaker 4: People love that you love people listening to other people chew,

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Speaker 3: It was really crack when snapping and we should all

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Speaker 1: So good, Oh okay, everybody figure out what you want.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I guess I'm doing this is crazy. It's so

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Speaker 3: Right, do you guys see Sydney Sweeney's got your own

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Speaker 2: I never It's funny how I've gotten. I'm so excited

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Speaker 2: It's have you seen the Naked Gun yet?

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Speaker 2: Answered they were given a very difficult job. Okay, Like

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Speaker 7: Oh okay, and they're falling in love on screen like

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Speaker 5: Bring out the boy?

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Speaker 2: A review of the Dubai Chocolate Bar. Taking my first

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Speaker 3: three brothers, being the eldest that even remembers like.

451
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Speaker 2: Any sort of like struggle.

452
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Speaker 5: All. Yeah.

453
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Speaker 3: And then naturally, right from College of USF, I went

454
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Speaker 3: to Cawpalli in Silesis, but I didn't love a business major,

455
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,439
Speaker 3: transfer to University of San Francisco and then became an

456
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Speaker 3: HR major and then worked from the age of nineteen

457
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:26,359
Speaker 3: to thirty two r AH in HR firing and hiring people.

458
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Speaker 3: So I fired over a thousand people.

459
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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

460
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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you ever need a can anybody let me time,

461
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Speaker 2: I'll come over. Are you here for the podcast?

462
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 5: No, I'm here for you.

463
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 1: No, I'm here to end your career.

464
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. They all deserved it. That's the thing is people say,

465
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Speaker 2: horrible bosses. It's really horrible employees.

466
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Speaker 3: There's been a cheating everywhere, right, fudging time, cars, showing

467
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 3: up late and get in fights.

468
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can't remember a time where it was

469
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Speaker 2: someone where it was like hard for you to do

470
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 2: it because I didn't deserve it. It was always someone

471
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:02,680
Speaker 2: that doesn't they.

472
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 3: Oh, I'd say ninety percent of the time they deserved

473
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 3: it and I warned them not to do it again, right,

474
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 3: Or it was like an extreme situation where like two

475
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 3: Samo and guys gear getting in a fight in a warehouse. Yeah, yeah,

476
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 3: and it was hilarious because I'd show up, like twenty

477
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 3: three years old, going, hey, fellas, understand we were throwing

478
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 3: some fists in the warehouse, so I'm gonna need to

479
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Speaker 3: walk you both out.

480
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Speaker 2: They're like massive men. Oh that would be yeah, that's

481
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:37,160
Speaker 2: great trying have to fire people that were sharpening pieces

482
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Speaker 2: of metal as I was firing.

483
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Speaker 1: Were you did you do that because that's what your

484
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 1: mom was specializing or did you have a certain like

485
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Speaker 1: I can fix this problem.

486
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Speaker 2: Hr specific degree that's what well?

487
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 3: No, well, well yes, and that helped. But we were

488
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 3: staffing other people's companies, so if we worked for you.

489
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 3: We'd employ every single person in including yourself. It's actually

490
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 3: a great deal because you don't have to worry about HR.

491
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 3: So you probably have an office manager right now that

492
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 3: does your payroll and all your benefits stuff like that.

493
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 2: Then you need to put I'm selling the company. We

494
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 2: sold it, but it's outsourcing you.

495
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 3: Just like you'd outsource your legal you can outsource all

496
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 3: of your HR if I employ everyone working at your place.

497
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:28,920
Speaker 3: So it's called a professional employment organization, and so you

498
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,879
Speaker 3: don't have to deal with any of that stuff.

499
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:31,680
Speaker 2: That's great.

500
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 3: And you want to hire a new person, you go,

501
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 3: I need three more people. I just start placing the

502
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 3: ads and bringing the people over. Incredible, So we said,

503
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 3: I want you to meet these three folks. These are

504
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 3: my top three candidates. Take a look, and then we

505
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 3: put them on our payroll working at your place under

506
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Speaker 3: your direction.

507
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 1: So you basically got a degree so you could go

508
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: into the family business exactly.

509
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 2: I mean, I hated it.

510
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 3: I was crying in my car because I was firing

511
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 3: people like I had fired over a thousand people.

512
00:25:59,320 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 2: At some point.

513
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 5: I was miserable.

514
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 2: So I started doing stand up at twenty eight. Do

515
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 2: you remember the me and brothers, Me and Mike, Me

516
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 2: and Funniest.

517
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 3: They were across the street from me in the Sunset District,

518
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 3: so I grew up seeing and Michael Pritchard lived down

519
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 3: in the Blanc.

520
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,159
Speaker 2: At one point I didn't I just was talking to

521
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 2: her about it at Largo. But Margaret Choe grew up

522
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 2: on twentieth the Nerving around there, so I knew what

523
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 2: I was like. Comedy was in the water. I would

524
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:29,439
Speaker 2: listen to Alex Bennett every single morning going to high.

525
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 1: School and the Channel nine Alex Bennett's stand up show.

526
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 1: That was like local stand ups where it's like the

527
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: first time I saw Dexter Madison or you.

528
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 5: Know Whoopy with toasts, you know those. It was at

529
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 5: Great American Musical, remember that?

530
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 2: And that was on the local. Yeah, you'd see it

531
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 2: on KQ. That's terrific.

532
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 3: So we had a ton of stand up and a

533
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 3: bunch of cool places, a bunch of cool local comics.

534
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 2: I knew it was a thing.

535
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 3: I always wanted to do it, but ahead of kind

536
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 3: of put this dream on hold because this thing that

537
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 3: meant everything to the family. But eventually knew if I

538
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 3: was going to turn thirty, it was over. There's no,

539
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 3: starting this after the age.

540
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 2: You could, but it gets weird. Yeah, an interesting idea

541
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 2: for a show where you, yeah, you catch the warehouse

542
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 2: on fire because you want to end the business to

543
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 2: start your comedy career, call it reason for Arson. Ever,

544
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 2: did you ever get to hire anyone or only five? Oh? No,

545
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 2: we were hiring a ton of people.

546
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:32,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's just I was kind of really good

547
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 3: at the problem people because it was so nice and

548
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 3: honest about this their situation, right, And I'd explain to people, go,

549
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,640
Speaker 3: this is just like a bad relationship. You'd be doing

550
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 3: a great job and showing up on time if you

551
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 3: were happy to be working here.

552
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, clearly you're not meant to be doing this.

553
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 2: And cool, I'm this is good. Go find a better job.

554
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 2: You like, Yeah, this is a new beginning. You're free.

555
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 1: But you do realize that this the whole movie up

556
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: in the air that George Clooney is like, that's the

557
00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 1: whole movie is about.

558
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 3: I could have done a million of those terminations. He

559
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 3: was firing white collar employees. I was firing people that

560
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 3: wanted to meet me in the parking lot after I've

561
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 3: been choked chased. Yeah, yeah, a guy put he put

562
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 3: a like a physical therapy, like one of those sticks

563
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 3: that you use people like they're stretch.

564
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 2: With or something like he put that up to my throat.

565
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 1: Wow. Wow.

566
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 3: At that point I had done eight hundred of these.

567
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 3: So I was like, all right, man, you can have

568
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 3: two choices. You can hit me with a stick, and

569
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 3: if you do, I'm gonna be pissed. I'm gonna press

570
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 3: charges and I have the cops coming. You're gonna be arrested.

571
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 3: It's not gonna be great for you. Or you take

572
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 3: this check in my jacket pocket and just walk away

573
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 3: and like, what's.

574
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 2: It gonna be dude? Yeah, And so people like I

575
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 2: was able to reason with a lot of folks, have

576
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 2: that pocket check, pocket check.

577
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: Always hold the pocket check in your pocket.

578
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 5: Check.

579
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 3: Listen, you could beat me up, or you could take

580
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 3: this pocket check and still beat you up.

581
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 2: And yeah, so I would have mentioned the check right away.

582
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 2: There's a check in my pocket. Please he beat me up?

583
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 2: Is that bad a hr ing? I can't say hr

584
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,719
Speaker 2: and nothing of the lead singer from Bad Brains.

585
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 3: So I did that and started doing stand up, and

586
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 3: then stand up kind of took off and I went

587
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 3: through the steps that we all go through with San

588
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 3: Francisco Comics with you know Cobs and Tom Sawyer and

589
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 3: the whole gang and Huck. I remember at the back

590
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 3: of the punchline. You had to sit at the back

591
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 3: of the punchline as a new San Francisco comedian for

592
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 3: like nine months. And I remember him coming up to

593
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 3: a group of three of us, that's a professional.

594
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 2: Is it your Yeah? Oh, I thought it was Karen's sister.

595
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 2: I did do because she gets through because she's in

596
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 2: your favorites.

597
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: She yeah. For some reason, I can't block her from

598
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 1: calling every day at four thirty one. She I'm like, yep,

599
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 1: it's Wednesday. We're recording vodcast.

600
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'm sorry, yeah every time. It's been a

601
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 2: while though.

602
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: But al, did you live in your parents Uh? Now,

603
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: I want to say the West Portal house or was

604
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: that like your parents? No, we're successful. When we got

605
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 1: this house, that.

606
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 2: Was the thing they were trying to keep me stand

607
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 2: up with. Started to take off. I started getting auditions

608
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 2: down in La I went to New Faces.

609
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 3: But I was the eldest son, supposed to take over

610
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 3: this family business, right, So then my mom said, Hey,

611
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 3: so we're going to buy a house.

612
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 2: So they were trying to get me to stay. They

613
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 2: were throwing a lot of incentives, Oh.

614
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 3: Got it to keep me up there because they saw that,

615
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 3: you know this is right, I'm two thousand and one, two.

616
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 5: Thousand and two.

617
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 2: I was a new face at Montreal.

618
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 3: And then they bought the house like a month later

619
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 3: after they saw that things were starting to take off.

620
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 3: Because my dad would yell, I mean, this is why

621
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 3: there's a lot less it's changing, but Latinos and Asian

622
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 3: people in Hollywood and show business is because if you

623
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 3: tell anybody you're going to be a stand.

624
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 2: Up and work for free, right like, you get yelled at.

625
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very realistic.

626
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 2: You know we need to be My dad would scream

627
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 2: at me.

628
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 5: He goes, where are you right now?

629
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 2: I go, I'm driving a Sacramento. Why the w are

630
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 2: you driving right?

631
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 5: Oh?

632
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 2: I'm opening for this is a real conversation. I'm opening

633
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 2: for Louis c k Who the hell is that? At

634
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 2: the hen he goes, is that a realist?

635
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: Name?

636
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 6: An?

637
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 2: I've never heard of him. He hadn't learned to anybody,

638
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 2: so that was pointless. And then he goes, you know

639
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 2: how much of gas costs?

640
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 1: Huh?

641
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 2: How much are they paying you twenty five bucks a set.

642
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 5: It loses his mind.

643
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you should be here. We're giving you this business.

644
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 2: I don't understand. Not funny, it's so funny.

645
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 5: I think you can do this.

646
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 2: That is usually this story.

647
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: Why do you believe in yourself?

648
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, right that I feel it's the makings of that

649
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 2: lights of fire under your ass to prove your parents wrong. Well, yes,

650
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 2: I've been so lazy my whole comedy career because my

651
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 2: dad always kind of wanted to do stand up and

652
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 2: he totally supported me.

653
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 5: Oh, you need to really excel.

654
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 2: You need to somebody to just squash all your Yeah,

655
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 2: I doubt it. I doubt suck and there's no way

656
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 2: you can pull this off. Right, I'll show you. I'm

657
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 2: gonna go down to La I'm gonna be something. I'm

658
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 2: gonna play detective four times. Yeah.

659
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: The first time I did the improv, I got on

660
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: that Monday night showcase and at the improv, the one

661
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: that was on Mason at Downtown, and my dad was

662
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 1: his firehouse was in Chinatown, and so he came and

663
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 1: everyone they pretended that they were inspecting the improv. Oh,

664
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: and they just double parked like outside on one of

665
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: those one way streets and came down and stood in

666
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: the back and watched me do stand up, and everybody

667
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: else was just like, oh my god, there's something going on,

668
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like, it's not. My dad is actually like

669
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: basically testing the waters of like what I'm saying I'm

670
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 1: doing versus what I'm actually doing, Like are you actually

671
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: good at this? Or are you like making a fool

672
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: of San.

673
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Speaker 2: Francisco Chinatown Fire Department?

674
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: Yeah?

675
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 5: Why when are we doing that podcast?

676
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: Right?

677
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 5: I mean the stories that I could tell.

678
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: That's It's the problem is that every other word is

679
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: somehow casually racist, Like it's the thing. He's from the

680
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: generation where everyone's like, well the German was over there,

681
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: and then this everything is based on where people are from,

682
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: and it's like my grandfather used.

683
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 3: To put my dad on the counter of the North

684
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 3: Beast restaurant when he was a toddler and give the

685
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 3: bartender fifty cents to watch them and then go underground

686
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 3: into a tunnel and gamble and underground.

687
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: Chinese in Chinatown. Hell yeah, yes, that's it. I mean, wait,

688
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 1: did your parents, your dad's family had had a restaurant

689
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 1: in North Beach.

690
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 2: No, he didn't just at a restaurant, at a restaurant.

691
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 3: My dad, my grandfather on the Italian side, because I'm

692
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 3: half Mexican half Sicilian. On the Sicilian side, we owned

693
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 3: the Buena Vista place at the cable coat price. But

694
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:31,879
Speaker 3: then my grandfather had a gambling problem and the mob

695
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 3: came in with a picture of my grandmother and said,

696
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 3: you're gonna be selling us this spar Holy.

697
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: The Buena Vista is still there. It's one of the

698
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 1: most famous bars. It's right by Fisherman's Wharf down to

699
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 1: they invent yeah, right, and they invented the Irish coffee.

700
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 3: So mom's maid name is Tarantino, and so there's all

701
00:34:56,160 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 3: like Tarantino Alioto, like they all came over together. Yeah,

702
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 3: so it's a aliott is a big San Francisco family.

703
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 5: And you go down to the wharf to this.

704
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 3: Day that my mom won't eat fish because they had

705
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 3: to eat it every single night for dinner.

706
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 1: Yes, and it smells like you're in a world that

707
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 1: always smells like fish, just like you can't.

708
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 2: Get Oh yeah, well your dad and that Chinatown like

709
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 2: fire department.

710
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 1: WHOA, Yes, they saw some things, they definitely saw They

711
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,320
Speaker 1: saw some things for sure. And it was like the

712
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: stories of you know, they used to do a crab

713
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 1: feed every year. Every firehouse in the city did it

714
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: on the same day. And the reason it stopped sometime

715
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 1: in the early seventies is because there was a huge

716
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:46,320
Speaker 1: fire and every they were all drunk. Everybody on duty

717
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,959
Speaker 1: was ship faced from like their crab feed or whatever

718
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: the thing was that they had the same party, so

719
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 1: they like basically it all went totally ship face and

720
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 1: they were like, this is now not allowed.

721
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 2: Right, that's that's those things you really end up in

722
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 2: an orgy or the lobster ones. I have told it

723
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 2: before that people drink too much when they're eating shellfish.

724
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're right.

725
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a reaction. Well, it's so funny that that

726
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 2: you would be sick of that because driving down my

727
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 2: parents always had dreams of living in San Francisco. My

728
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 2: dad was like a Bay Area dis jockey. And then

729
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 2: when I was bourne, we went to Montana and they

730
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 2: just had all these stories of that part of the

731
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 2: country and we'd drive down there and that smell of

732
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 2: fish was like something I was so excited by, Like

733
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 2: we would go there just to smell it. The city

734
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 2: used to be super cool.

735
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 3: Is there's still parts and in restaurants and neighborhoods that

736
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 3: are gonna intact with, you know, like all things. It

737
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 3: evolves everyone's nostalgic for when they were twelve and right

738
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 3: right around on BMX bikes through Golden Gate Park.

739
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 5: It was awesome.

740
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then so it was a really cool place

741
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 2: to grow up.

742
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 3: I actually went to a French grammar school called Notre

743
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 3: Dame de Victois because the means misses me and gotten

744
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 3: a fight with the principal at Saint Anne's and so

745
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 3: we'd have to take the cable that like ends you

746
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 3: to den of the cable card then walk up like

747
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes on foot. And I remember the means forgot

748
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 3: me one day. And so I was in second grade

749
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 3: and I was a seven year old and my mom

750
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 3: had to.

751
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:31,919
Speaker 2: Go to work.

752
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 9: So she looked at me and she's like, hey, they

753
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 9: forgot you, but you can do this. You know the way, right,

754
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 9: you know the way? And I go, I do I

755
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 9: know the way? I know the way, and she from

756
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 9: a pay phone, no.

757
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 3: I just she was still like ready to go out

758
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 3: the door and pick up they were supposed to walk

759
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 3: by and grab me but they forgot me, and I

760
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,359
Speaker 3: just did it by myself. And then once I knew

761
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 3: I could do it by myself as a seven year

762
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 3: old with a forty five minute mute and two transfers.

763
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 5: We're going just do that by himself.

764
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 2: Like, can you imagine, like she might get arrested?

765
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: Oh today, Jesus, Like even this suggestion.

766
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 2: I can't believe you're alive to tell that story.

767
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 1: But also like I feel like if there's a town

768
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: to do it in, And maybe I'm just just biased,

769
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 1: but it is that kind of thing where it's the

770
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: kind of town where like people would be like rooting

771
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 1: for the seven year old, you know what I mean

772
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 1: of all the I used to have to take the bush.

773
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: We lived in the Upper Hate, and I of course

774
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 1: got a job at a shop in the Marina, so I.

775
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 2: Had to take every bus every god I.

776
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: Mean, it was insane. I think it was the eighteen anyway,

777
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,359
Speaker 1: it was the longest, craziest bus ride.

778
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 2: So what were your San Francisco years that I was

779
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 2: there from?

780
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 1: I moved to LA in ninety four, so I was

781
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 1: in San Francisco from like ninety one to ninety four essentially,

782
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: and we and I worked at the Gap in the

783
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 1: Castro that was right on the edge of Castro and

784
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: the Mission, and we lived in the upper height and

785
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: it was all my roommates from Sacramento. Everybody got out

786
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: of Sacramento and went to transfer to San Francisco State,

787
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 1: and I flunked out of Sack State. So I was like, well,

788
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: I'll just go and do stand up.

789
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 2: Wow, that gap is what started my credit card debt.

790
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 1: Did you get a gap credit card? Yes?

791
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 2: And I didn't. I've never had a store credit card.

792
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 2: I didn't know I did. I just wanted a discount

793
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 2: on a pack of underwear. Yeah, And it went unpaid

794
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:38,399
Speaker 2: and it turned into this whole many many, many late

795
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 2: fees and then it became hundreds of dollars. It's such

796
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:41,800
Speaker 2: a nightmare.

797
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 3: When I was at cal Poly, I wrote a check

798
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 3: for a sandwich. Oh that's great, and then closed that

799
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 3: account because I was leaving. It was Tinder, but it

800
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 3: didn't time out. That check hadn't cleared, so it just

801
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 3: ruined my.

802
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 2: Credit for ten years. Just a sandwich. That's the same thing. Yeah,

803
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 2: I don't remember remember the details, but it really ruined

804
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 2: me for a couple of years.

805
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 1: This pack of underwear one time I wrote myself a check.

806
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 1: Is I only had like seventeen dollars in my bank account,

807
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 1: so I wrote myself a check for five dollars and

808
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 1: then took out a twenty And I told my mom

809
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 1: that story, like I had discovered some great way to

810
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: handle my poverty. Yeah, and she was like that is illegal,

811
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 1: just like explaining to me, you just committed actually a crime.

812
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: You better put money back in there right now. It

813
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 1: was insane where I was just like nobody talked. I

814
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: didn't get briefed on any Yeah. Were you the eldest, No,

815
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 1: I'm the youngest.

816
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,439
Speaker 3: Oh, but you'd think that they'd have a the shit

817
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 3: together at that point, right, No my parents, Yeah, no,

818
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 3: in terms of briefing the.

819
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: Kids on that, we were briefed on nothing. And it

820
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: was like it was a real suck it up mentality

821
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: of like lucky to get.

822
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 2: Eye contact in some homes. Yeah, my parents weren't the

823
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 2: best with the information.

824
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,879
Speaker 3: I think when they seriously dropped me off at cal

825
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 3: Poly and s Sandlus, like no one helped me set

826
00:40:59,360 --> 00:40:59,839
Speaker 3: up my room.

827
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 2: I just got dropped off of bags and they drove away. Well,

828
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 2: if you're a seven year old, that can navigate across

829
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 2: and Barca Darrow. He's probably going to be able to

830
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 2: figure out a dorm room. Good Also, just that I did.

831
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 1: It's such a high pressure moment where because we would

832
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 1: make my mom late for work every single day, and

833
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: just that moment of her being like, I'm not gonna

834
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: be late, So you're going to take on this incredible

835
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 1: journey goodbye, like you gotta do it?

836
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 5: Crazy?

837
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 3: Can I do a brief commercial for a kid two

838
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 3: kid scoops of Dacree ice please, let's.

839
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,280
Speaker 2: And let's do characters?

840
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: Okay, kidding?

841
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 2: The kids scoops aren't just roky are you coming? And

842
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 2: a dog?

843
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,320
Speaker 8: They don't check the roxy to see if he's a

844
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 8: child in there. And you know it's like this, you

845
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 8: won't sound like a kid, but your mother a kid.

846
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 8: You're bat my boys, I like to get at sure.

847
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 8: Bert said other places, my call it Sorbit.

848
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 2: Not Sydney Sweet. Now I'm turning into Triumph Sydney Sweet.

849
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 2: So again I believe there was a Sydney Sweeney poster.

850
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 3: They're doing Dubai chocolate bars, but dak Ree Rainbow Srbert

851
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 3: combo at thirty one flavors.

852
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 2: Delic and kid sizes right size, right kid sizes the

853
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 2: right size. I'm saying that anybody getting a small or

854
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 2: a medium or it's too much. I didn't even need

855
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 2: this whole bar. Well, I'm worried about.

856
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 1: Sound, I know, but also that's so rich, okay, right

857
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 1: and very rare. Is that the end of your ad?

858
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 2: Yes, my bar is too sweet? If you could believe

859
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 2: it or not. Is that what Dubai chocolate is? It

860
00:42:54,680 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 2: is too sweet, it's too crunchy. I feel like it's

861
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 2: causing cavity. This is the worst biggest fears.

862
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:06,800
Speaker 1: This is de influencing people.

863
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 2: And I started with a slight character, but it was

864
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 2: just Chris Fairbanks with stuff in his mouth and then

865
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 2: as I swallowed, I came back to my normal self.

866
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 2: But it's almost like, you know what I mean, like

867
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 2: so sweet that they're just straight up sugar. Part is

868
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 2: is masking the taste of chocolate. You both got the

869
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 2: same thing. Yeah, yeah, And do you like that a

870
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 2: little bit more than Chris does?

871
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 1: I think I do. It's but it is like there's

872
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 1: a lot going on and this do buy chocolate. That

873
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: part of it, it feels like that is the pistachio.

874
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,319
Speaker 1: But then there's like spiky things in there.

875
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 6: There's hike.

876
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: There's a crunch aspect to it that is surprising.

877
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 2: Yes, and there's a layer of butterfinger or something.

878
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: Yes, I do you buy but right that I didn't

879
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 1: ask for and that I don't want to buy finger,

880
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 1: just like it's real human fingers.

881
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 2: We didn't ask for it, yet it's there. Yeah, I

882
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 2: have to say I'm not a big sweet guy though.

883
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 2: Oh see that I was boarded standard chance. Saying that

884
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,879
Speaker 2: has rubbed people the wrong way. It's like I'm being

885
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:25,760
Speaker 2: up you like, speaking of San Francisco bringing its full circle?

886
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 2: What about it? And it's it?

887
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: Oh? Just beloved in my family. I started buying my

888
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: dad It's it merch a couple of Christmases ago. You

889
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: can get a hat, a baseball hat that says is

890
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: it It's it with the big picture of the ice

891
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: cream sandwich on it. And I gave that to my

892
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: dad for Christmas, say, five years ago. Everyone he goes.

893
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 1: Every time I wear it, people ask me where I

894
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: got it and how.

895
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 2: They get it.

896
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: There's like a whole it's it merch line? Do you

897
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: know about that?

898
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 4: No?

899
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:57,760
Speaker 2: What's it? Oh, I'm new to town. I'm a visiting

900
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 2: for Fisherman is.

901
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: Well, you should meet my ad character friend who can

902
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: tell you all about the It's.

903
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 2: It Hidola, I screamed so much. Else I love them

904
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 2: kid and Neapol. But do you also like oat meal cookies?

905
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 2: All take one and given him me? And do you

906
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 2: like coffee ice cream?

907
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: Stop?

908
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 2: And ice cream? Chocolate ice cream? More original Vanila? I

909
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 2: like three of those, maybe even mint cheap getting the hell?

910
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 2: You know what you got to open with mint chip?

911
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 2: That's like a check in your pocket.

912
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 6: You're at the eat eat eat.

913
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 8: Im all those things. And then it's not just that

914
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 8: we have the ice cream sandwich. We dip the entire

915
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 8: thing in chocolate, so it's a chocolate ship.

916
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 2: Oh I just realized something. I mean that you're mid character,

917
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 2: but I'm in a panic. Uh there's a plumber going

918
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:55,839
Speaker 2: to Al's house in in seventeen minutes. We gotta go back, Yeah,

919
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 2: we gotta go back. Okay, sorry, Alan, it's for your

920
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 2: best thing. This guy would be twiddling his thumb and

921
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 2: his white truck pissed off. It's okay, let's take our time.

922
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: Basically, somebody in San Francisco invented an ice cream sandwich

923
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: with gigantic oatmeal, cookies and the whole thing wrapped in chocolate.

924
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 1: And you can get them. I guess you can get

925
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: them everywhere, but they're very popularity.

926
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 2: In the right. Armenian pizza what does it even mean?

927
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: Wait a second, what is all that cilantro pull.

928
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 2: It's just they're advertising several things on the same window.

929
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 2: I think they have pizza and Armenians for sale there

930
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 2: and cakes Partisi and I just wondering as we come

931
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 2: up towards the end, I admit something to you years

932
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 2: ago when we did the Hash Wednesday show at the Improvo. Okay,

933
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 2: I'm Leaco and I'm Leak and I'm I gotta get

934
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 2: this bag. Oh yeah, now you're gonna have aunts in

935
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:11,359
Speaker 2: your house. No, everything that's under control. I we I thought,

936
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 2: I think we got high. Who are the guys that

937
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 2: we were performing with? It was Dan something I have

938
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 2: no idea. It was two Bay Area guys. I drew

939
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 2: that severed hand holding a microphone for the show. Yeah,

940
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 2: we were just getting to know each other.

941
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 3: That's the other thing is Chris is one of the

942
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 3: very first people that I met when I came down

943
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 3: to La and so I knew probably through. And I

944
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 3: do remember Martha Kelly and you and myself like hanging

945
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 3: out at the improm right, and you were trying to

946
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 3: hit up Daniel Tosh for Taco Bell Gifts certific It's oh.

947
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 2: That's so funny. Yeah, he did, like probably a commercial

948
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 2: campaign for them. You gave me work. You employed me

949
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 2: as an artist several times. Oh yeah, and I will

950
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 2: never forget that and stop appreciating it. You actually paid

951
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 2: me like I was a professional artist.

952
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 5: And know you're you're in credib wars.

953
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 3: You did an album cover for me a long time ago,

954
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 3: and yeah that maybe my first one was drawing.

955
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:21,959
Speaker 2: It's great today.

956
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 3: I made stickers for me that we Yeah, we ended

957
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,919
Speaker 3: up making stickers and all kinds of questions.

958
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 2: In the back of that car though, I was so

959
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 2: nervous because the guy's driving. They were getting high because

960
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 2: I was the theme in the show. Everyone was getting high.

961
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 2: I remember details you were smoking parliaments back then. I

962
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 2: was in the back seat. I was so high and

963
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,439
Speaker 2: paranoid that I thought we were going to get pulled

964
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 2: over if I told them I had to go to

965
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,840
Speaker 2: the bathroom and I tried to pee in a bottle

966
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 2: and right before we got to the improv, I dropped

967
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 2: it and the PEED was all over the backseat of

968
00:48:55,080 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 2: that car. I whoever was driving h they were of

969
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 2: Francisco Common, Yes, they at at some point they're like,

970
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 2: did someone pee in the back of my car?

971
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: That was me?

972
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 2: That was an entire gate Rade bottle of P. I

973
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 2: dropped it. I didn't say anything because I was high

974
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 2: in paranoid and I just want to get it off

975
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 2: my chest. Even though it wasn't your car. I don't

976
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,839
Speaker 2: even remember doing it, like it was a show.

977
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: There's no problem.

978
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 2: And Guyle bay B and Dan not Dward Gabriel, Dan Gabriel.

979
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 2: It was one of their car. I think was Dan

980
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 2: Gabriel's car had P in the back seat because of me.

981
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 2: Dan Gabriel, if you're listening, sorry, you know the source

982
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 2: of the urine? Oh god, it was me, said years later.

983
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 2: There's so many things I flashes of and I'll just

984
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:49,399
Speaker 2: be walking on the street and I audibly sigh yeah

985
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 2: and feel regret that was one of Well that's the

986
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 2: eighty HD. Yes, I think it is that. You just

987
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 2: gotta let that stuff go. I've been it's a long

988
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 2: time ago, so okay, yeah, it really cares or remembers.

989
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 2: I haven't gone and din't care. Then. No, they were

990
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 2: so high. Remember we got pulled over on the way

991
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 2: There's and they were like, oh, we're just smoking, like

992
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 2: everyone knew to just light up cigarettes. This was when

993
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 2: weed was still very illegal, and I'm like, I'm going

994
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 2: to jail. I just moved to the Hollywood.

995
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 3: That's so funny is because I must have learned very

996
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 3: quickly after that that pot and stand up for me

997
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 3: did not mix. No, So I rarely did that, So

998
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 3: that must have been a once yes and forever.

999
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 2: No, it was I think you were going to use

1000
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 2: that thing. I drew for many shows, but after that

1001
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 2: night we were like, oh, I couldn't remember who I

1002
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 2: was or what my jokes were. Most never do that again.

1003
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, some people can do it, like, oh, no problem,

1004
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 3: Doug Benson, no problem, it's like the best way.

1005
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 2: But no, no, not me.

1006
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: I wish I could have figured though, when you just

1007
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: talked about hook that you had to sit in the

1008
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 1: back of the punchline and Hawk would walk waiting to

1009
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: get on. It drove me insane. It's one of the

1010
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 1: reasons I moved to LA It was like kind of

1011
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: early because I just started stand up. But I was like,

1012
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:12,319
Speaker 1: I can't do this shit where you just show up

1013
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: to be kind of mentally tortured so that you can

1014
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,760
Speaker 1: say dumb shit for seven minutes.

1015
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 3: I was just like sing with me having this business

1016
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 3: background and firing all the people. So they approach me

1017
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 3: and these three other guys to two other guys and

1018
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 3: he goes, all.

1019
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 2: Right, I can give each of you guys two or

1020
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 2: three minutes.

1021
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 3: And then I put my hand up and I go no,

1022
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 3: and he goes what and I go no, I go

1023
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 3: I waited in the Macau's room for nine months.

1024
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 2: I'm not waiting for I'm not getting up for two minutes.

1025
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 2: I got let me know when you have a full spot.

1026
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:50,320
Speaker 2: That's great. Then he was like whoa, all right you

1027
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 2: guy see and then he goes out narrator. He goes,

1028
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,280
Speaker 2: all right, I'll give one of you guys seven minutes.

1029
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:56,800
Speaker 2: Who wants it?

1030
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 5: And I go, I'll take it.

1031
00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 2: That's all right.

1032
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 5: Great.

1033
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:03,280
Speaker 2: The other two guys were like, what just happened? Yeah? Sorry,

1034
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 2: hr Warehouse ten years shift, Yeah, choked by some omen Yeah,

1035
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 2: once that happens, you just that's your advice to every

1036
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 2: new comic. What I do is I pretend there's a

1037
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:19,320
Speaker 2: check in my front pucket every time I deal with

1038
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 2: a booker.

1039
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 1: So awful.

1040
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 2: Oh that's great.

1041
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,919
Speaker 1: They get you so nervous before a set that you're

1042
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: already so nervous.

1043
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:27,320
Speaker 5: To go do.

1044
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, so torturous.

1045
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 2: Well, I hope we haven't made ulated for this. Uh.

1046
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 2: I don't know that the work was. At least it's

1047
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 2: not a stranger waiting for you.

1048
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

1049
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 2: I feel bad that my wife is there. I just

1050
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 2: don't want to leave my wife got a friend for

1051
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 2: too long, right, right?

1052
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: This is important work driving around for no reason getting

1053
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 1: ice cream in a.

1054
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 5: Car that was delicious.

1055
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:56,479
Speaker 3: By the way, that's the best company expense, right, that's yeah.

1056
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 5: Can we your business manager?

1057
00:52:58,680 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 2: Can we talk about this?

1058
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 5: Uh?

1059
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 2: Thirty one flavors run.

1060
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 1: I'll be like, we got al madrigal in our hands now.

1061
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 2: I'm just that's not that, it's just, uh, did you

1062
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 2: guys have a kid with you? Because I'm sitting here

1063
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 2: on the receipt child scoop.

1064
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 1: Yah, we picked up a couple of kids, so.

1065
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 2: You get some instead of it? There, Yeah, you get

1066
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 2: arrested for kidnapping out a tacks on it. I swear

1067
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,360
Speaker 2: it was. They give the cups to adults in any world.

1068
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 1: I grew up in Okay and because all we gotta go.

1069
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,800
Speaker 2: It was great to have you and great. Do you

1070
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 2: want to do?

1071
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: You want to plug anything?

1072
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 3: I'm going I don't know when this is coming out,

1073
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 3: but I'm going to Toronto on September twentieth, every people

1074
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 3: who up in Toronto. I'll be doing stand up there.

1075
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 3: And got a couple other TV shows coming out which

1076
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 3: is exciting. Detectives or Algebra Plate Now it's just a

1077
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 3: dad computer. Both things I'm working on right now is

1078
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:03,319
Speaker 3: an actor a computer programmer in both that's yeah, wow

1079
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 3: check behind the.

1080
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: Desk typecast and in a way that's evolving. Yeah.

1081
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 7: I like it.

1082
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:09,320
Speaker 5: I love it.

1083
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: I like it.

1084
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 2: We're proud of you.

1085
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 1: Yes, we're very proud of you. Thank you.

1086
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,280
Speaker 2: It beats being choked by some moens.

1087
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 1: Just remember.

1088
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 5: Later.

1089
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,279
Speaker 2: Thank you. You've been listening to Do You Need a Ride?

1090
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 2: D Y N A R.

1091
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 6: This has been an exactly right production.

1092
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 1: Our senior producer is Analise Nelson.

1093
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 6: Mixed by Edson Choy.

1094
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.

1095
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 6: Theme song by Karen Kilgarriff.

1096
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

1097
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

1098
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 6: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com. Thank you, Oh,

1099
00:54:58,719 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 6: you're welcome.