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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is room

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Speaker 1: temperature water and dish soap. Okay, room temperature water and

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Speaker 1: dish soap. We'll get into that find out what that's

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Speaker 1: all about in just a few because right now it

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Speaker 1: is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for a nap?

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Speaker 2: There's some taxes that need to be paid. I know

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Speaker 2: you all pays the taxes. I know my uncle don't

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Speaker 2: want to hear the word taxes because that just sends

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Speaker 2: him into.

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Speaker 1: Something, into a frenzy.

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Speaker 2: Frenzy for sure. This right here is booty taxes. What

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Speaker 2: booty taxes?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: See, when I have spent money on another man's wife,

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Speaker 2: and I have spent as much as I have, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna have to clean taxes on her. I can't spend

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Speaker 2: that much money and not be able to clean. You

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Speaker 2: understand what I'm saying. So I'm gonna go ahead and

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Speaker 2: call this man and let him know that we're dealing

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Speaker 2: with some booty taxes. And now, now tell me, can

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Speaker 2: I ask you something? Sure? Sure? Sure? I just want

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Speaker 2: to ask, are they coming back here? Friday, because I

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Speaker 2: needed to make sure they sit on this couch with

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Speaker 2: these booty taxes. I need this booty. If you want

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Speaker 2: some on that on your couch, I got it for you.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, but this booty taxes. Yeah, we do a

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Speaker 2: booty tax then this is what I'm paying for it.

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Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just trying to claim this. Let's go,

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Speaker 2: let's go catch dog booty taxes.

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Speaker 3: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Kendrick. Hey, Kenrick, how

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Speaker 3: you doing, man? My name is Anthony Man, Anthony Collins.

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Speaker 3: They called me a c How you doing.

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Speaker 4: I'm good, Bro, How you doing?

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Speaker 3: I'm good, I'm good. Hey listen, uh this right here, man,

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Speaker 3: this this I don't even know how to put this though,

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Speaker 3: but uh hey, listen, I'm calling you man because I

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Speaker 3: got some issues. I'm getting ready to find my taxes

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Speaker 3: and I'm going through all my especially all my receipts

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Speaker 3: and all this kind of stuff. You know.

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Speaker 4: I just I can't.

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Speaker 3: I can't just let this go. Man. I didn't spend

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Speaker 3: like twenty thousand dollars on your wife last year, and

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, bru wait, manue you asking me? You don't

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Speaker 4: spend twenty thousand dollars on shiit I'm married to? Is

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Speaker 4: that what you're telling me?

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Speaker 3: So? All I'm trying to do, man, is I'm trying

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Speaker 3: to do a write off. That's what I'm trying to do.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to.

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Speaker 4: Claim no, no, no, no, to write off. Basically, what

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Speaker 4: you're telling me is my wife.

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Speaker 3: I ain't say all, man, I ain't saying.

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Speaker 4: What what what you're saying?

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Speaker 3: Bro? All I'm saying is I'm trying to figure out

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Speaker 3: is that all right if I claim Melanie on my expenses? Man,

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Speaker 3: I'm over twenty grand on money I spent on Melanie

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Speaker 3: last year.

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Speaker 4: So first, let me understand something right quick. You asking

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Speaker 4: me for permission to claim my wife? When did you

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Speaker 4: ask for permission my wife?

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Speaker 3: Help me with that, brother, Okay, okay, okay, okay, let's

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Speaker 3: do this here. Drug. I ain't say I did that.

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Speaker 3: You saying that. I'm saying, I just want to claim

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Speaker 3: the taxes because I spent twenty k on it. That's

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Speaker 3: all I'm saying. Okay, let's just.

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Speaker 4: Let's do this, brother, Let's put Melley on the phone,

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Speaker 4: Let's put Mail on the moket fall.

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Speaker 3: I ain't no we we ain't got a brainmailing this.

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Speaker 3: We ain't got brainmailing it. What I'm saying is we

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Speaker 3: already hear it, see in it?

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Speaker 4: What excuse me? We ain't got a brain any kid

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Speaker 4: in it? Think you must be outside Joe mine.

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Speaker 3: All I'm saying is do you have a problem with

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Speaker 3: me claiming Melody? You mother? Right? I do?

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Speaker 4: Brouh, I got a mother problem having this whole moon face?

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Speaker 3: Wait?

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Speaker 4: How first of all, how did you get my information?

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Speaker 4: How do you get my number? Bus?

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Speaker 3: I asked around for your number. I ain't want to

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Speaker 3: call you. Took me a week to call you. You

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Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, I'm just trying to dude, I

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Speaker 3: just spend twenty grand. You don't see what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: When did you spend twenty grand? That's I want to know.

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Speaker 4: I ain't spent twenty grand on this month when I'm

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Speaker 4: married to Hey, So, what what the you doing that?

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Speaker 4: You spent twenty thousand dollars on my wife? And then

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Speaker 4: you want to claim that cap me understanding that.

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Speaker 3: Hey man, I ain't trying to go into all my

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Speaker 3: receipts on everything I did for Melanie. I'm not trying

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Speaker 3: to do that. All I'm trying to do is is

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Speaker 3: just I just want I want to I want to

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Speaker 3: know if you I don't want to vote claim it,

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Speaker 3: because that's how you get in trouble.

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Speaker 4: Brother, you already and mother truble. Trouble is the last

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Speaker 4: mother time you are to be worried about. And you

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Speaker 4: calling my mother phone telling me about some that you

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Speaker 4: got going home with my old lady, and then you

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Speaker 4: telling me can I have your permission?

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Speaker 2: You?

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Speaker 3: Okay? So dog, we got to get some kind of

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Speaker 3: resolution to this.

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Speaker 4: A good resolution is a good ass for what you mean?

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Speaker 4: A resolution? That's the only mother resolution we gonna get. Bro,

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Speaker 4: Ain't no other resolution. Ain't no other resolution. W ain't

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Speaker 4: we ain't got elf to talk abo, we ain't got

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Speaker 4: a mother thing to talk about. That's the resolution I

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Speaker 4: got fighting. I'll tell you what, brou I'm texting Mail

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Speaker 4: right now. I've been texting her since we've been on

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Speaker 4: this mother phone.

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Speaker 3: Okay, And I pray, what are you texting her? Carter?

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Speaker 4: No, what you mean when am I texting her? Fuss?

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Speaker 4: She is the subject matter. So that's why I'm testing her.

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Speaker 4: But you better pray to God. This is some money

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Speaker 4: I hope to God you y'all got y'all people stuff

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Speaker 4: with me like this fight. This ain't gonna go good,

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Speaker 4: broh at all at all.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so I guess I can't claim them at this point.

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Speaker 4: Tell mother now, so what you want to do? Though,

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Speaker 4: bro I don't already tell you what I'm gonna do,

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Speaker 4: and I'm waiting on mails responds on this. Mother seel

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Speaker 4: like she's slow than the mother. She can't tight fair

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Speaker 4: for somebody, go get me some ma'am today. Okay, but man,

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Speaker 4: look here, bruh, I don't know who this is. On

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Speaker 4: the other than in the end of this song. I

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Speaker 4: hope to God there's something somebody of X five or

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Speaker 4: something that I can't even fathom. You better pray to

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Speaker 4: God y'all playing with me?

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Speaker 3: This is some boot okay?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: So can I go on tell you this your dog

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Speaker 3: and then I'm gonna get out your way, man, because

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Speaker 3: I know how it's gonna go after this. Can I

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Speaker 3: just go and tell you something else?

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Speaker 4: I don't know what the else you can tell me.

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Speaker 3: But the only thing I can tell you, the only

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Speaker 3: thing I can tell you, Kendrick, is that this is

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Speaker 3: nephew Topics from the Steeve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife

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Speaker 3: Melanie got me to pray fall call you dug well,

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Speaker 3: y'all some riting mother.

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Speaker 4: You look, that's about many telling me about gone.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 4: Y'all ain't man, y'all ain't. And I'm sitting up the

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Speaker 4: crackling and I done through them the way because my

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Speaker 4: first fresh already.

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Speaker 3: You all right, man, I gotta make sure you are

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Speaker 3: right before we get off the phone.

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Speaker 4: You're good, man. I gotta go get in the drink. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm right boy.

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Speaker 3: All right, show me this. What's the baddest that, I mean,

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Speaker 3: the baddest.

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Speaker 4: Radio show in the land, Man, Steve Harvey Morris Show

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Speaker 4: with that bright man lift you're telling him, and now

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Speaker 4: you have it, you're gonna get it.

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Speaker 2: Tax that behind tax that behind the booty taxes right there,

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Speaker 2: all right. Everybody paying them. You're paying them, whether you

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Speaker 2: think you're not, you know what I mean, you're.

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Speaker 4: Paying them right now.

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Speaker 2: Pay ah, you're paying for it, trust me, everybody paying

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Speaker 2: booty TAXI just it ain't on your paperwork, but you

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Speaker 2: paying for I'm just let okay, all right, and let's

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Speaker 2: get some booties out there in New Jersey Earthquake Day.

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Speaker 2: Let's let's get them on. I tell baby Earthquake, Father's

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Speaker 2: Day Comedy show with Earthquake, Donelle Rollins and Nephew time

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Speaker 2: at Tony Robins. But that's the fraction at the New

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Speaker 2: Jersey Performing Arts Center. That's going down Father's Day Night

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Speaker 2: with the Sunday Night at the n J PAC June eighteenth,

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Speaker 2: Take us on sale red now at the NJ PACK

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Speaker 2: once again Earthquake, Donell Rollins and nepht You tell me

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Speaker 2: Tony Robinson. But that's the fraction we will be in

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Speaker 2: the building. Yeah, New Jersey, Baby, here we come. Been

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Speaker 2: a long time. I can't wait to walk out on

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Speaker 2: that stage and be straight England for you. Landing to

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Speaker 2: cut Redondo Redondo Beach, California. That's right, Redondo Beach, California.

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Speaker 2: That is in uh that would be in July. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that would be in July at the Redonde Beach in California. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'll be there.

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Speaker 1: It's the last time you've been. You've been to California.

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Speaker 2: It's been a minute. It's been since I got people

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Speaker 2: inside my head, comed because it's been a minute. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so I STU coming back.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. Today's subject

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Speaker 1: room temperature, water and dish soap. We'll get into it,

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Speaker 1: find out what that's all about. Right after this, you're

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Speaker 1: listening Hardy Morning Show