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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom or should I

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Speaker 1: say welcome to a new episode of Emergency InCom?

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Speaker 2: Oh my fucking god.

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Speaker 1: No, I like so many car troubles. We got hit

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Speaker 1: by a car, rolled the security campra footage. We got that.

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Speaker 2: Driver's okay, to clarify, everyone walked away. Okay. It was

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Speaker 2: really sad, But me and Drew stayed in Texas the

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Speaker 2: past week rebuilding the cafe. So the cafe is fine,

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Speaker 2: the guy who did it was fine.

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Speaker 1: And you built the wall.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I famously built the wall in Texas. But Drew

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Speaker 2: is being such a brady bitch baby pissy pants because

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Speaker 2: he's the worst.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, I don't know what transposed spirits. I upset.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who's toes.

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Speaker 2: I stepped talking about the bus.

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Speaker 1: No, I really manifested this ship, y'all. Like I really,

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Speaker 1: I really manifested this ship. So let me just let

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Speaker 1: me just run you through it. I could talk about

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Speaker 1: this for the whole hour, but I won't. I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna keep.

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Speaker 2: It short and because I've heard enough and I just.

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Speaker 1: Ambree. But basically, I was driving home from the gym

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Speaker 1: and I was fully on FaceTime, like I own that

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Speaker 1: I was faceing and driving like phone up in the

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Speaker 1: fucking window, like everybody that drove pass could see Josiah

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Speaker 1: on FaceTime, like fully doing that ship. I own up

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Speaker 1: to it. Naughty, bad, don't do that. I know that

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Speaker 1: was bad. Got pulled over, got a ticket. I haven't

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Speaker 1: seen how much that ticket's gonna be yet, so we'll

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Speaker 1: figure that out on the spot.

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Speaker 2: I guess you're mad.

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Speaker 1: I'm lucky. Well, no, and no, it's crazy because I

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Speaker 1: left Josiah on FaceTime while he was talking to me,

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Speaker 1: and he walked up and he was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I pulled you over and I was like yeah, and

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Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, you were on You're on FaceTime,

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Speaker 1: like corrected himself and then like oh, you're dumb as hell.

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Speaker 1: And then I was like so.

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Speaker 2: Fast and throw my fucking phone at the back wind shield.

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Speaker 1: I never I never, like, I've never been a sunglass guy,

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Speaker 1: but now I'm the sunglasses guy after the wedding, and

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Speaker 1: I wore I wore sunglasses the whole time. Like while

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Speaker 1: I was over. No, I was such a little ship

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Speaker 1: and I was like laughing and I was like not

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Speaker 1: taking it seriously at all. But I was just so like,

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Speaker 1: what the fuck ever? Well, then I go to a

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Speaker 1: friend's house and park my car out front in a

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Speaker 1: tow away zone at six a m. To six pm.

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Speaker 1: I wake up at five thirty. Yeah, I'm like, I like.

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Speaker 2: Literally can't imagine that right now unless I drew it out,

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Speaker 2: like I would need to see that.

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Speaker 1: Basically, I park it there. It's a toy zone because

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Speaker 1: the there's like a building being remodeled, and so they.

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Speaker 2: For yourself, you were going to be able to move

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Speaker 2: your car before six am.

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Speaker 1: No, I knew. I knew I wasn't going to do it,

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Speaker 1: but I won't.

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Speaker 2: Know the rat But you didn't. You didn't. You didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't anticipate what was coming. I parked my car there,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, you know, like if I get

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Speaker 1: a parking ticket, not that big of a deal, like

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Speaker 1: small price to pay, Like I just I need to

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Speaker 1: get out of this car. I've been driving off fucking day.

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Speaker 1: So I parked the car there. I wake up automatically

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Speaker 1: at five forty three in the morning. I don't have

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Speaker 1: an alarm set or nothing. I like look and I

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Speaker 1: look at my phone and I'm like, I can't, I can't,

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Speaker 1: I can't. I can't, so I go back to sleep.

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Speaker 1: Then I wake up and I get a notification on

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Speaker 1: my phone saying suspicious activity near your car.

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Speaker 2: Dude, you know what it is. God woke your ass up,

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Speaker 2: He woke your sinful ass.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you still denied like a little iPad baby.

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Speaker 1: When God calls you deny, I hung up fast as fuck.

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Speaker 1: I said no, no, no, no no. So then I

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Speaker 1: like get a notification at like nine am. She pulls

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Speaker 1: up to my car and gives me a ticket. And

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Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, at least it's a ticket and

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting toed, Like, I'll just stay for a

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Speaker 2: Do not tell me this story is a one, two,

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Speaker 2: three strikes. You're fucking out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And then I did not know.

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Speaker 2: I did not know this.

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Speaker 1: I did not know this. No, I need to make

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Speaker 1: it abundantly clear. I am well aware that all of

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Speaker 1: this is my fault. Like I know that I had

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Speaker 1: every opportunity to make it. It actually was like my

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Speaker 1: I can't tell y'all after but it actually was. But

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Speaker 1: like I I cannot, like I did this to my off.

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Speaker 1: I even wrote a poem about it. I did spoken

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Speaker 1: word poem. Try last night. I was so I was.

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Speaker 2: Down such a bad mental spiral that you start keeping

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Speaker 2: fortune cookies.

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Speaker 1: I was crashing out so hard it was crazy. Actually

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Speaker 1: I'm not. It's embarrassing. It's about like everything being my fault.

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Speaker 1: And but I did use the uh uh the etchings

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Speaker 1: of my schedule on the universal clay, and I thought

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Speaker 1: that was very However.

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Speaker 3: This is something that you wrote, Okay, that's I think

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Speaker 3: the scariest thing you've ever said.

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Speaker 1: It was like the decay is mine. It's a mandle

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Speaker 1: brought fra fractal, infinitely repeating my pain across the universe.

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Speaker 2: I'm so confused.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm fucking crazy. I'all losing it. I'm literally

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Speaker 1: about to start crying.

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Speaker 2: I need to bring you back. Okay, around this time,

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Speaker 2: we went to a dinner and you walked away and

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Speaker 2: you were like, this person's fucking crazy. And the notes.

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Speaker 1: I have I showed the podcast that some schizophrenic motherfucker

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Speaker 1: like went into my notes app and like the craziest

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Speaker 1: ship I have ever seen in my entire life. But

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Speaker 1: I actually.

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Speaker 2: Think about a throw off. Okay, so you're fucking mans

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Speaker 2: in whatever the fuck that means.

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Speaker 1: Keep going, so I get another. I get a notification

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Speaker 1: saying like alert, very special, suspicious, spetitious.

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Speaker 2: Very spetitiousious, very spetitious.

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Speaker 1: Expectitious activity is going on. And I checked the live

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Speaker 1: cameras and this is what I see. And I see

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Speaker 1: five camera angles of my cars speeding down getting fucking

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Speaker 1: toad and I laughed. My knew jerk reaction was to

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Speaker 1: laugh because I was like a ticket, a parking ticket.

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Speaker 1: And oh wait, wait.

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Speaker 2: Ticket was this Sunday?

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Speaker 1: This was yesterday, two days ago, two days Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

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Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, Okay. I wanted to say this to you,

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Speaker 2: but I like, I could call my mom right now.

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Speaker 2: The proof I could call my mom. No, Sunday was

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Speaker 2: the thirtieth.

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Speaker 1: They don't play about the first of the year. At

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Speaker 1: the end of the month they got to meet their quotas.

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Speaker 2: I mean, low ki, But I took my mom to

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Speaker 2: get a massage on her birthday for the first time,

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Speaker 2: to the now massage in win Wood.

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Speaker 1: And when where would where would werewolf? Oh? Fuck?

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Speaker 2: One? Two three strikes. Bitch You never learn a bitch,

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Speaker 2: you never learned?

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Speaker 1: No real And I'm not done.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, okay, okay, But basically, I took my mom

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Speaker 2: to her first massage ever. I I promised we were

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Speaker 2: gonna be in a room together because I anticipated that

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Speaker 2: we would. We were not, and I felt really bad,

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Speaker 2: but I was like, honestly, this is good for her,

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Speaker 2: Like I do.

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Speaker 1: Believe she's a woman who should still.

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Speaker 2: Like feel like new experiences that are a bit uncomfortable

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Speaker 2: but good for her whatever, whatever, whatever. I walked myself

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Speaker 2: through that anxiety trip because I'm like laying down naked

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Speaker 2: and thinking, oh my god, I've just abandoned my mom

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Speaker 2: on her birthday and she thought we were gonna be

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Speaker 2: my god, awesome massage, needed this, And then I remember

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Speaker 2: that my dumb ass parked across the street. Miami is

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Speaker 2: infamous for towing. Like, if you think LA is bad, Miami, live,

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Speaker 2: breathe and die by Toe. I left the fucking car

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Speaker 2: in this parking lot and I didn't pay for parking.

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Speaker 2: So for a full fifteen minutes of my massage, I

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Speaker 2: was literally just like mortified that my car was getting towed,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, my Mom's birthday, I'm literally

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Speaker 2: gonna ruin her birthday, and then it didn't happen. But

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Speaker 2: then you sent me that video and it made me

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Speaker 2: laugh hard as fuck, and I told Anthony and she

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Speaker 1: Okay, good, I'm glad there's like at least something good

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Speaker 1: coming out of this fucking traumatic. No, I'm glad you

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Speaker 2: Fifty in my eyes and my mind's eyes, I was

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Speaker 2: seeing your car being disrupted.

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Speaker 1: No, you could sense it. You could sense it. It

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Speaker 1: was like the wrong. But no, the thing is I

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Speaker 1: have I you could go back onto this podcast. I

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Speaker 1: have literally begged for this, Like I'm not kidding. I've

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Speaker 1: like praying to the gods that be begged to get

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Speaker 1: my car Toad to turn into a cube. I've been

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Speaker 1: begging to be I wanted it to be cubed. Little

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Speaker 1: did I know that that is quite literally my reality.

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Speaker 1: Like it is. So, I watched the live stream of

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Speaker 1: my car getting Toad.

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Speaker 4: I watched it, watch it on live stream.

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Speaker 2: You gave it a galery?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I donated galaxies. I actually before that, before

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Speaker 1: I tuned in, I sprinted to the spot. I was

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Speaker 1: sprinting me. I was running like fast as fuck. I

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Speaker 1: won't I will I won't run in an airport if

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Speaker 1: I'm missing a flight, but apparently I'll run to a

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Speaker 1: fucking toad truck. He was gone by the time I

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Speaker 1: got there, and I taste blood in my lungs. It

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Speaker 1: was crazy. The vapor is really getting to me. I

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Speaker 1: taste like blood in my mouth and like also like

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Speaker 1: vape juice from a vape I bought like four months ago,

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Speaker 1: like a flavored vape. I've been smoking mint recently.

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Speaker 2: And it still tasting guava.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, it was giving guaba. It's giving thing.

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Speaker 1: It's giving, it's giving things Thanksgiving. But blah blah, but

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Speaker 1: go back watch the live stream of my car getting

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Speaker 1: toad was laughing, was lolling. I was like, okay, like

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Speaker 1: this will be really expensive, but like, at least I

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Speaker 1: have this funny footage and I can talk about it

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Speaker 1: another podcast. So I like, wait, and I keep checking

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Speaker 1: the database and my car is not appearing in the database,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, what is going on? So then I

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Speaker 1: just like drive my ass over there. I get to

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Speaker 1: the window and the clip I'm sure right, yes, like

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Speaker 1: nine registration. Oh really, yes, it's been for over six months?

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Speaker 1: Does that mean?

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Speaker 2: So that means that you have to register your car

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Speaker 2: and get a release order from that office.

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Speaker 3: Otherwise it's.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. They say that clip, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Like, I'm here.

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Speaker 1: And also my dad. My dad was like, you need

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Speaker 1: to get your license fixed before you get clipped again.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, why are you saying that? Where

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Speaker 1: did you learn that?

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Speaker 2: Before you get slimmed down?

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Speaker 1: Before you get slimed down in Milwaukee, bitch, I got

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Speaker 2: That's why you're supposed to crisscross into it with a

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Speaker 2: But last year, last like holidays, when I was in Miami,

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Speaker 2: Okay, somebody made a good point that they were like,

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Speaker 2: Her whole thing is that. But somebody was like, maybe

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Speaker 1: But drive my ass to the toe company. They don't

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Speaker 2: So choosing to put be somebody who chose cars is

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Speaker 1: It's the same thing. It's the same fucking thing. Tow

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Speaker 2: There's no way over it. You just got it.

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Speaker 2: You can miss me off because I'm gonna get you

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Speaker 2: taken out of this how call the police. Call the police.

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Speaker 2: I say, he doesn't live here, They'll look it up.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't. I don't live here. No squatters are I'm

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: That's like literally I thought I had today. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I was freaking up. No, I really

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Speaker 1: Yeah, destabilizing. Where was I? Oh? So I started doing research.

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Speaker 1: I need to get a California ID to get my

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Speaker 2: You've had a Texas license this long?

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Speaker 1: I f I know, And I got pulled over I

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Speaker 4: So I was like, what, they have sold it or

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Speaker 1: They would have probably auctioned it, but I like saying

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Speaker 1: a way that I have never experienced in my life.

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Speaker 1: I got flirted with in the craziest, craziest way, like literally,

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Speaker 2: I please explain this from my side? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm I just got home. I just bribe back from

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Speaker 1: Where the screen? Kay, I need to hit my vape okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: What was I saying? Oh yeah, so I was upstairs.

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Speaker 2: I know Drew's going through all of this, because Drew,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, OMG, first of all, I just

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Speaker 1: Look ugly today, And I was, no, you don't. You don't, Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you.

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Speaker 2: You seriously, dude, you don't know.

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Speaker 1: I've like been taking videos and pictures of myself. That's

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Speaker 2: Right now, for a look at my thing as with You.

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Speaker 3: Looked really good in it too, like him just telling

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Speaker 1: To die, kill myself, kill myself, kill myself.

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Speaker 2: What are we looking at?

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Speaker 1: This is me and you look real good.

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Speaker 3: Also, it's kind of a cinematic shot.

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Speaker 1: No, it's gorgeous. It was beautiful in there. But the

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Speaker 2: But I know he's going through all this because like

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Speaker 2: I've just been like getting calls for updates. Okay, he

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Speaker 2: and he's like, first of all, I just missed another appointment.

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Speaker 2: and I was like, okay, what And then he was

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Speaker 2: my god, that's so funny. Did you tell her you

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Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't tell her that.

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Speaker 5: So this woman is out there walking around with a

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Speaker 5: Drew eats box.

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Speaker 3: Is that what you said to her?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, I Box, Yeah, he said. So she

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Speaker 1: I gave her my mom's and then I texted my

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Speaker 1: get a number, don't say who is this? I said,

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Speaker 1: don't text bag. I'm a bad person. I know, I

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Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you have just been like, girl, I sucked

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I was. I was hinting at it because

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I was like yeah, because like, what are you supposed

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Speaker 1: I know, like what if she stabbed me in the

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Speaker 4: But I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry to jump to like that. I shouldn't.

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Speaker 1: I should thank you.

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Speaker 4: But you gave her your mom's I was didn't.

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Speaker 1: I was leaning out with her like I was like, oh, Kiki, but.

440
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,719
Speaker 2: I'm about six.

441
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,040
Speaker 1: Listen, it gets real suspicious. I didn't tell you there

442
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:16,000
Speaker 1: of y'all this, so I never said anything about where

443
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:19,920
Speaker 1: I'm from. I never once said a word about.

444
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:23,480
Speaker 2: Where I explain while you were there, I.

445
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:27,600
Speaker 1: Didn't say a word about where I was from. And

446
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 1: then she randomly goes like, oh, you're like from Texas,

447
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:37,680
Speaker 1: like you said small town, right, And I was like, no,

448
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:41,399
Speaker 1: I didn't say that, And then I rewind the whole conversation,

449
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 1: and I was like, you can do that. Yes, I

450
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 1: stopped time. I stopped time, and.

451
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, all gay people can do that.

452
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually really think crazy. That's what. Also, I

453
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,199
Speaker 1: saw this article today about like why Avatar isn't a

454
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,879
Speaker 1: cultural hit, and it's because like gay men can't be

455
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,960
Speaker 1: weren't you over it? Basically it's like what are we

456
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,720
Speaker 1: going to be attracted to? Like giant like Gove people

457
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck they're called.

458
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 3: The people, they're called the Nave.

459
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 1: The Novi. But my eyebrow raised. But I didn't really

460
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,399
Speaker 1: think anything of it. But then I like go back

461
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:24,640
Speaker 1: through the conversation and I was like, this was suspicious

462
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:25,119
Speaker 1: this number.

463
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 3: No.

464
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 1: I was like, this is a suspiciously good conversation. I

465
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 1: was like she was naming like every one of my

466
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:36,399
Speaker 1: top artists, like she like knew everything, Like she asked

467
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,879
Speaker 1: like small town in Texas. She was like it was

468
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 1: so weird. I was like, what the fuck? Like it's

469
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 1: like literally like weird like knowledge.

470
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 2: And that's why you couldn't tell her you were gay.

471
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 2: She was low key the girl of her dream.

472
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly exactly.

473
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 2: You're like girls who gave them big boom listening to

474
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 2: radio heads.

475
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,440
Speaker 1: Like, well, that's that's what she said. She was saying Radiohead,

476
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 1: and then we were like, I was like, girl that

477
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,640
Speaker 1: listens to Radiohead? What this is crazy? Girls don't listen

478
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 1: to radio Head. They only listened because I say I

479
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 1: listened to radio exactly, and that's what she did. Basically,

480
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: I'm inferring that I think she might have been a

481
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,159
Speaker 1: listener of the podcast, and I think she might have

482
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 1: known who I was at the very least.

483
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 2: You think she might have been a listening to the podcast.

484
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,360
Speaker 2: And that's why you couldn't say you were gay.

485
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 1: Well, no, that's why I couldn't give me hurt my number.

486
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,879
Speaker 1: I didn't even like. It didn't even occur to me

487
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 1: that I could have stopped it by saying I was gay.

488
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: Actually it did, and I was just scared of hurting

489
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 1: her feelings. Yeah, I didn't like because she she came

490
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: up to me and she started the conversation. She initiated.

491
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 1: She was like, I like your shoes and she was

492
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: like are those on Asuka Tigers? And I was like yeah.

493
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 1: She's like how did you get them? And I was like,

494
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 1: oh I was early, I got more five years ago. No,

495
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: they're banned, Like you can't buy them if you're an American.

496
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 1: Now I'm not even kidding.

497
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 2: You can't, like, wasn't they're a store right, Like they're.

498
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: Not an America anymore. You can't even buy them off

499
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 1: the Japanese website. They don't ship them here. I thought there,

500
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,880
Speaker 1: Oh it might be back. They might have brought it back,

501
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,679
Speaker 1: but I know they were banned, or not banned, but

502
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 1: stop selling to Americans a while.

503
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 2: But they were banned because of the.

504
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,639
Speaker 1: I was first. I don't give a fuck, I'll claim it.

505
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 1: I was first. I was Actually my dad was first.

506
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 2: I just posted a picture of him on my story

507
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 2: and he's wearing some of the ones. Were they?

508
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:16,639
Speaker 1: Yeah? These are I think basics too. The wrestler she was,

509
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:21,679
Speaker 1: kill Bill was first.

510
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 2: Not Joe Lee. Bray was first.

511
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:23,479
Speaker 1: Not Yo.

512
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 2: Okay, so you got your fucking car on.

513
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 1: Nails, Okay, yeah? Yeah, after you.

514
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 2: Let a woman on, Oh my god, as if you

515
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 2: couldn't ask for more reasons for God to strike you down,

516
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,119
Speaker 2: you lead a woman on.

517
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 1: I know it was, I know it was. I know

518
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: that was bad.

519
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,360
Speaker 2: I'm kidding. I literally don't give a book.

520
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,399
Speaker 1: But I go back in my number is called like

521
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: five you oh, also, no mind, I won't say that.

522
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,400
Speaker 1: The way she was looking at me when she walked away,

523
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,639
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, she might really think this could

524
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:58,120
Speaker 1: be a thing. Like she like turned over her shoulder

525
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 1: and like walked into her car, her dad's car, and

526
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 1: then like looked out the window at me as she

527
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 1: was driving away, and she was like, good luck. But anyways,

528
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: I get my number is called like five minutes later,

529
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 1: and I didn't miss it. But I think it was

530
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 1: divine intervention.

531
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 2: What do you get?

532
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:18,199
Speaker 1: I think it was a universe. I missed it so

533
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 1: many times.

534
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 3: Because you were hitting on yeah, because I was getting

535
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:26,639
Speaker 3: you were in there.

536
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 2: I was there imagining a world where she was like that,

537
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 2: just catee to make it to my DMB on talk.

538
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 2: You are such a little bitch, Like no, no, no, no.

539
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 1: The first one, the first one, I was late by

540
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 1: thirty seconds. I'm not kidding. I watched my number go away.

541
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,919
Speaker 1: I watched the number poof off the screen the second

542
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 1: I was fully there. I was fully there.

543
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 2: But oh my gosh, you were amazing. You were seriously

544
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 2: fucking amazing.

545
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,199
Speaker 1: But I think it was divine intervene that I.

546
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 2: Think CAD's unwritten, like you literally you just like it's all.

547
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:25,439
Speaker 1: My fault, Like it's literally just my fault. I can't.

548
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: I cannot express that enough. If I would have just

549
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 1: handled twenty percent of this shit a year ago, when

550
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 1: I was starting to handle it, like none of this

551
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: would have happened. But now we get parking passes for

552
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: the street because my car is registered.

553
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 3: To the house.

554
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: So the universe, yeah, the universe shoves. But I get

555
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: to the DMV teller and she was she started off

556
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,439
Speaker 1: men as fuck. I would be mean as fuck too,

557
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: like dealing with people calling you an asshole all day,

558
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: like I would literally like it would take everything I

559
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: mean not to hit someone. But started off mean, and

560
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: then I watched her like kind of get into this

561
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 1: like weird little like back and forth with one of

562
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:10,199
Speaker 1: her coworkers, and she said something in Spanish like and

563
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 1: I could tell I knew what she was saying, but

564
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: I didn't know what she was saying. And then like

565
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 1: she like whips her head around and like rolls her

566
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: eyes and then it's like starts typing on her computer

567
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: really hard, and I'm just laughing, and she's like, oh no,

568
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,679
Speaker 1: can you speak Spanish? And I was like no. She's like,

569
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: can you read lips? And I was like yeah, and

570
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: she was like, oh no, I'm in trouble then and

571
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 1: I was like I'm not a snitch. And then we

572
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: laughed together, and then she became the nicest woman I

573
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:38,479
Speaker 1: have ever interacted with at a bureaucratic agency ever in

574
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: my fucking life. She was so fucking cool and she

575
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: completely flipped my day. She like made everything okay. She

576
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, what you're gonna do is you're gonna

577
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: go to this kiosk right there, You're gonna put all

578
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 1: your information and oh wait, you have to like change

579
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: your dress. Let me change you address real quick. Oh

580
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: my gosh, you have a suspension because you And she

581
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: was just like flow state, like helping me, and I

582
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: was like I needed this. I needed this though bad.

583
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: And so she gets like all of my like registration

584
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: shit figured out. But like I wasn't supposed to be

585
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: able to get my registration today, like I fully wasn't,

586
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 1: and I was able to because of this woman. But

587
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: I like leave and I go home and drop your

588
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: car off and then I get into a car. It's

589
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: an hour and seven fucking minutes to the toe place,

590
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: and the entire time I'm like fucking buzzin'. I'm like, Yesna,

591
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my fucking car. Yes, well I get there.

592
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: They're so fucking mean to me. You didn't go get

593
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: the slip, you didn't do this. And I was like,

594
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 1: oh no, but I got the registration like that, like

595
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: she yesterday told me I could just get the registration

596
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 1: and come. She was like, no, she didn't. And then

597
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: this one, the girl that told me I could do that,

598
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: just like turned away. I'm not kidding any of the

599
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 1: girl that told me, like she just like like, you know,

600
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: like sus dog like dog like looking at camera, like

601
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: that's the energy she had because she knows she fucking

602
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: told me that. Shit. So then they gave me a

603
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 1: fucking paper and circle this fucking location like right next

604
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 1: door to thirteen oh four. I literally was right next door.

605
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 1: It was crazy. It was crazy. It was very a

606
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: jarring orgy orgy house.

607
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, orgy house, Oh my god, what a dark dark.

608
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: The bubbles in the windows, yikes.

609
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 2: Damn. Also, like looking back, having a window that showed

610
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 2: airplanes next to the buildings was so bad. We literally would

611
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 2: like to get out happening. We're not kidding that, like.

612
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 6: Every every day, all day everything, and we would we

613
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 6: would run to the windows and we would be.

614
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, we have to get to the

615
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: roof to watch the building fall, like we really believed

616
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: in that ship. Damn it, my leg is showing again.

617
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 2: What's wrong with that? Are you fucking monastery or whatever

618
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 2: the fuck it's called monaster? What's the kind of Christian

619
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 2: in the dresses monastery Montesino? Like fucking mones monset.

620
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: Oh that's yeast, that's a pussy man.

621
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, wow, that shit burns, itching and burning,

622
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 2: itching and burning, itching and burning.

623
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I cannot believe it. But anyways, I

624
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 1: go there, They're like, you have to go to this

625
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: other place. To go to this other place, I go

626
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: get the fucking documents. By now, y'all, I have spent

627
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: fourteen hundred dollars, no, thirteen, thirteen hundred dollars to get

628
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: this fucking car back because I had to pay two

629
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: parking tickets for four parking tickets, two that were gotten,

630
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: two that were gotten out front of our house, and

631
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: then two that I got for registration and parking in

632
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: a spot I wasn't supposed to be four parking tickets.

633
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: Then I had to pay for the renewal of my

634
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: whatever it's called, nine hundred and thirty six dollars, my

635
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: registrition renewal. And then I get to the tow place

636
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: and I'm finally ready to get my car back, they're

637
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: like four hundred and forty two more dollars. I almost

638
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: spent two grand and I haven't even fucking paid for

639
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: the fucking parking ticket. I could have bought like a

640
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: dildo that legs eggs of my ass, like the jelly

641
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: eggs that melt.

642
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 2: You could have started a business because you could have

643
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 2: bought like a mold kit and everything.

644
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: Yes, made your own, yes, yeah, and.

645
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: You would have made you actually would have made money back.

646
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 2: That would have been an investment.

647
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: I actually like, I hate this car. It is so demonic.

648
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 1: I want it dead. I want the battery.

649
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 2: Here you go, not learning a single going right back

650
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 2: to it, right back to it. No, oh my god.

651
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 2: You know what, this really put me in this perspective

652
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 2: where although this isn't my dream car and I don't

653
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 2: necessarily align with it, and it gives me an odd vibe,

654
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 2: this is my car and I should I should be

655
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 2: happy I have a car. No back to wanting it

656
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 2: to be a cube hoe. It was literally in Queu

657
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 2: to Cube town today cube like.

658
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: It was literally in Q two Cube Q two it was.

659
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: It was in Q two Cube in Q two two.

660
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 2: That was about to be your fucking horrific machines.

661
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 1: I really would have like if they were like, Okay,

662
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: your card is getting cubed, I was like, can the

663
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 1: very least can I pay you one hundred dollars to

664
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: watch it happen? The bitch is dead. It's the fucking

665
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: wicked witch of.

666
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that would actually be so fun.

667
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 1: But long story long. I got my car back and

668
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: I drove it back and I didn't learn a lesson

669
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: because I did text on the way home. I texted

670
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 1: Kay and Ninya saying I was going to be there

671
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: at for thirty e t A. That's not bad for

672
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: thirty e t A. That's what's your e t A?

673
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: Tell me what y'all E t A? P paya new

674
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: genes e t A. I think genes.

675
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I had an awesome day. I had an

676
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 2: easy flying clean.

677
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: Ship off the couch. Azuls mash shitting talk about Azul.

678
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 2: A lot of people would be like, oh my god,

679
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 2: she's such a negative soul. I say, I had a

680
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 2: good day and I was steam cleaning ship out of.

681
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: Me.

682
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 2: And Drew have had like an uncomfortable couch for five years, or.

683
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: The worst couch whatever. We even visually ugly.

684
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 2: No, yes, no, I liked that couch. Visually, id yah,

685
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 2: I like this.

686
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 1: Like this is stunning.

687
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 4: Well this this is a piece of architecture.

688
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is like wow, like wow, look at what

689
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 2: we've been able to come up to. That was like,

690
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 2: this is what we can have.

691
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 1: So the amount of chocolate almonds go on.

692
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 2: I love that fucking couch. I don't give a fuck.

693
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 2: But it was really uncomfortable, so nobody liked to hang

694
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 2: out in the living room. And finally I was like,

695
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 2: you know what, fuck it, I'm going to be an

696
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 2: adult and buy a nice couch for the house. Like

697
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 2: it's gonna it's gonna be so worth it. I splurge.

698
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,760
Speaker 1: I literally the day.

699
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 2: This happened, I was just showing my dad pictures of

700
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 2: the couch and I was like, yeah, this is the couch.

701
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 1: I got to the house and it bought it all

702
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: by herself, too.

703
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 2: That's what I'm telling It was an adult purchase. It

704
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 2: felt very big, like I'm gonna have to have this

705
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 2: couch for the rest of my life.

706
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: But hard no that it's covered in ship.

707
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 2: But I'm Josiah is nice enough to come and check

708
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 2: on a zool and he like calls me and it's

709
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 2: all fine. We're like laughing on the phone. I'm in

710
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 2: the living room with my mom and sisters and like

711
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 2: he's saying hi to all of them whatever, funny funny.

712
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 2: He hangs up, he goes to leave the house, and

713
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 2: then he calls me back and it's not I don't

714
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 2: see Josiah's gorgeous blonde hair and smiling face. I see

715
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 2: my couch covered and not one, not two, but three.

716
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 1: Four, four, four piles of shit, four piles of shiitis.

717
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: If you think about.

718
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:58,399
Speaker 2: It, this is my karma for putting that fuck ass

719
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:02,240
Speaker 2: sign outside and being so aggressive and taking my angers

720
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 2: out even though that anger was rightfully put into me.

721
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:09,399
Speaker 2: I don't have to like let it out like that,

722
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 2: and that that was literally that was my karma for that,

723
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 2: and he shit all over the fucking couch and Josiah,

724
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 2: I love Joseiah, Lily ironically need to give him a

725
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 2: banger gift for Christmas because he picked up all.

726
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,320
Speaker 4: The ship, all four piles, all four.

727
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 2: Piles of shit, and I just had to sit there

728
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 2: and watch. Also, I didn't tell you this, but my

729
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 2: dad from the other room. I don't know if you

730
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 2: remember when I walked off camera because my dad called me.

731
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 2: It literally he called me to be like, tell him

732
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 2: to kick that fucking cat out of that house.

733
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 1: Oh literally, he literally told me to get rid of that.

734
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: That's exactly the energy I was on. I was like

735
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,479
Speaker 1: and like, I wasn't supposed to get home the next day,

736
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: but I got home the next day. I walk in

737
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 1: and I'm like, damn, Like Josiah cleaned it up, but

738
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,839
Speaker 1: it still smells really shitty in here. The first thing

739
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 1: I see when I walk into my house is a

740
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: fifth pile of shit. He left another pile of shit

741
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:05,919
Speaker 1: for four five days, of shit, just like on the couch,

742
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: all on the same cushion, that motherfucker. And it took

743
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: everything in me not to leave the front door open

744
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: and be like, oh sorry, like I wasn't even home,

745
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: Like it must've like the wind must have blew it

746
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 1: open or something, and let him out. I literally, Oh

747
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 1: my god, and then just said.

748
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 2: That he was gonna FaceTime me with the door wide

749
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,919
Speaker 2: open and be like, oh, I fucking got you left

750
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:26,720
Speaker 2: the door open.

751
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:32,280
Speaker 6: You left the door open when you left for Miamil's

752
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 6: gone to everything's in the house.

753
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: No one stole anything, but a zuel is gone. How

754
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: did this happen?

755
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, but yeah, today I was steam cleaning

756
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 2: the couch and that machine cost me two hundred dollars.

757
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 2: So on top of my expensive couch, imagine how I

758
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 2: feel my couch is in the fucking house.

759
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit.

760
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 2: It's not susceptible to strangers, Like, wowa, what do you

761
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 2: mean like my couch, like your car has to be

762
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,879
Speaker 2: out in the world. Oh, there's like strangers all around it.

763
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 2: Like that's kind of like getting your car towed is

764
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 2: like a thing you accept. And you have a car,

765
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 2: like I guess if you have a couch and a pet,

766
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 2: you kind of just have to accept that your pet

767
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 2: is gonna ship every your couch like a litter box

768
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 2: because your pet is a piece of shit brat and

769
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 2: doesn't like being left alone for more than two days.

770
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: It's crazy. And then I got home after he shit everywhere,

771
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 1: and like I was hissing at him. I'm not gonna lie.

772
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 1: I was literally hissing at him. I was like, get

773
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 1: the fuck away. Yeah.

774
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 2: Well, when he ship, Josie went and found him under

775
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 2: my bed and I yelled at him for like ten

776
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 2: minutes straight, and I hissed at him.

777
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 1: I was hissing at him through FaceTime because I was

778
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 1: on the FaceTime called too.

779
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, Papa was there too. It's a reprimandacable on the

780
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 2: phone now. And then today he's like being so nice

781
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 2: and I literally, oh my god, Wow.

782
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: I think a kid think thinks he wants, he thinks

783
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: he won. He thinks shitting five times on the couch

784
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: is what brought us home. That's how it was, that's

785
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: how so he's like he's getting rewarded with being home.

786
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,280
Speaker 2: Bitch, I'm gonna I'm not kidding. I was fantasizing because

787
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 2: this all happened on the Sunday before Cyber Monday, and

788
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 2: I really fantasized about going to Chewy dot com and

789
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 2: seeing if they had a kennel like a cage, and

790
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 2: I was fantasizing about locking a school in the basement

791
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 2: for like an hour when I got back.

792
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 1: But like he's still like, I still let him sleep

793
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 1: with me and I pet him like I mean.

794
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm not kidding. If you look at

795
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 2: my camera role, the only thing I've taken a picture

796
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 2: of since I've gotten back is a soul.

797
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:48,280
Speaker 1: Oh because also your jacket.

798
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, guys, I.

799
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:58,479
Speaker 1: Forgot to wear the other thing. I'll tell you after

800
00:39:58,680 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 1: we'll wear you next episode.

801
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. That literally it's not This is literally such a

802
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 2: miracle that I own this. I went back to Miami

803
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 2: and I thought I was I think I've said it

804
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 2: on the podcast multiple times. I was really convinced when

805
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 2: we got evicted this was like something I had sent

806
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 2: to Honduras because my family always like sends big boxes

807
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 2: of shit. And I.

808
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 1: Sorry, I got flirted with by a girl today and

809
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:27,839
Speaker 1: that's all I can think about.

810
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 2: I'm right fucking here.

811
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 1: I don't care.

812
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:34,720
Speaker 2: I'm saying, like, no, I don't pick me, choose me.

813
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 2: I really thought this was in the closet of a

814
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:44,879
Speaker 2: random Honduran child's uh home. And when I was back

815
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 2: in Miami, my parents are going through our storage unit.

816
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 1: What's Miami?

817
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 2: You said it so real too. My parents had been

818
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 2: going through our storage unit and my dad had sent

819
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 2: me this picture and I'll insert it and it just

820
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 2: said like sweater something and a calculator, and I was like, okay, cool.

821
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 2: There is nothing more obnoxious and annoying than a cryptic

822
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 2: fifteen year old going through a traumatic event, because can

823
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 2: you just be clear what's on the box? But I

824
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 2: had taped that shit the fuck up because I always

825
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 2: have talked to you about like me having that box.

826
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 2: I had a box that I like that I had

827
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 2: filled up with a bunch of mementos and stuff when

828
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 2: we got evicted, and I didn't want to bring it

829
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 2: into the new house, so I wrapped it up in

830
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 2: fucking sweaters and shit and then wrapped it up because

831
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 2: I didn't want anyone to look through it. Anyways. I

832
00:41:54,480 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 2: found my one direction varsity jacket from twenty thirty action.

833
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: When you pulled it out, I literally, you know, I

834
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 1: wish I.

835
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,800
Speaker 2: Saved it because he literally started crying. It is so freaky.

836
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 2: I mean, for some reason, it's crazy. It made my

837
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 2: parents cry, but it's because I used to wear this

838
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 2: every single day.

839
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:14,720
Speaker 1: You look like the pictures from twenty.

840
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 2: Like third No. Twenty twelve to like twenty fourteen. I

841
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 2: wore this every single day. It was the most expensive

842
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 2: thing I had ever owned it probably period. I mean, shit, no,

843
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 2: But you know what's fucked up is we are living

844
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 2: in a really scary time. I pulled this out of

845
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 2: that box, and first of all, the first thing I

846
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:41,760
Speaker 2: thought was what amazing quality this is. It's eighty percent cotton,

847
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 2: which to me, I was like, whoa, that's crazy. Dumb.

848
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,399
Speaker 2: Shit is bad now? Fuck fuck? But yeah, I found

849
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:55,280
Speaker 2: my old jacket and I found so many things, and dude,

850
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 2: oh my god, I wish i'd brought that box back.

851
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 2: I had left it at home because I just didn't

852
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 2: have enough space to carry a bunch of shit. I'm

853
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 2: going back to Miami for Christmas anyway, so like, I'll

854
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 2: figure it out then. But I had so much shit

855
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 2: in there, and it was making me so happy.

856
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: I'm done.

857
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:21,240
Speaker 3: Was it sorry, there's a lot of stuff in your box?

858
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 3: Was it? Wait? Was it a big box or was

859
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 3: it like a smaller box?

860
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 2: For anybody who's not like a visual listener, what you're

861
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 2: witnessing is how fucking funny it is to two white

862
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 2: guys to interrupt a woman and make her uncomfortable.

863
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:57,280
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm crying. I mean I'm crying because women's periods

864
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 1: like make me so sad.

865
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 2: If you don't take that stupid fucking car top off.

866
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: Your fucking freak out, I'll take it off. If you

867
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,399
Speaker 1: let me wear your E card again, the red one

868
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 1: on Sunday.

869
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 2: Too big defense. No, I already did, and you stretched

870
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 2: it out, and you stretched it out he stretched it out.

871
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:21,439
Speaker 1: No.

872
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 2: I washed it in hot water and hang dried it

873
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 2: in the sun. Wow, you need to take that sticker off,

874
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 2: because every time I look at you, it looks like

875
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,720
Speaker 2: like I feel like you've been to a hospital eighteen

876
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 2: times this week or something.

877
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: I want people to be sad for me. I was

878
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: thinking about it. I was like, I want people to

879
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: pity me. Why is that such a bad thing? Like

880
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: I want people to feel bad for me?

881
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 2: Is that? Like?

882
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: Am I?

883
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,720
Speaker 2: What's in your adulthood is a sign of not getting

884
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 2: it enough as a child, So it would what it

885
00:44:56,120 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 2: sounds like is the truth, and I relate to it. Queen, Yes,

886
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 2: but I don't know.

887
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 1: If we should, Like I want more?

888
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 2: Can I expand on that song?

889
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 1: Expand it?

890
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 2: Can I spread you on that time?

891
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: I expand and spread me? Spread all over it. Oh

892
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,760
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, oh my god.

893
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 2: Time. Also, this is the first time me and Drew

894
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,399
Speaker 2: are doing an episode right when we get back from

895
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 2: a trip, because we haven't even actually had a proper catch.

896
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: We haven't got the hang out.

897
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,919
Speaker 2: I got really really fucked up on my mom's.

898
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,320
Speaker 4: Birthday, grew up every two days.

899
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 2: I threw up for like two days, and I slept

900
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 2: all Monday like I had like a fool, like I.

901
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 1: Could cute Monday Tuesday.

902
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 2: Wait, nobody does, see, that's where we lost it when

903
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 2: people stopped kepting track of stopped keeping track of themselves

904
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 2: every month with that one thing.

905
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, the song one though, the one what was it?

906
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: It was like.

907
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 2: January February.

908
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 1: The Internet was so pure at one point, That's what

909
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying.

910
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 2: That's when we lost Jock. Once it became like, oh,

911
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 2: everyone's so cringey or what or this or that? Like

912
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 2: it really is. It always comes.

913
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: Back January January right.

914
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,399
Speaker 4: Now, so you have.

915
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 2: I remember to start it now. No, we need to

916
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 2: go back to that. That was a simpler time. Also,

917
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 2: the argument of like the oh my god, what did

918
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 2: I see somebody did like a really grat needlework print

919
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 2: of the blue and black dress. It was like a

920
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 2: pixel print. We need to go back to those kind

921
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 2: of Yeah, that needs to be the discussion.

922
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 1: There was a video where the guy was wearing the

923
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:01,760
Speaker 1: exact air forces in it, and not a single comment

924
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: on that video was like blue or black. Oh wait,

925
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: not it's not his ad dress. But there's air forces

926
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: where it's.

927
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 2: Like you just had because not his a dress.

928
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,240
Speaker 1: Wait, you know the air forces where they're like pink

929
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 1: and gray or blue and yellow or whatever.

930
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 2: Yes, not that he was just talking to me about.

931
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, there was a video of the guy and

932
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: a guy.

933
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 2: They're pink and white.

934
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're pink and white, but this guy was wearing

935
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: them and you literally couldn't tell, like if they were

936
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: pink and white or yellow.

937
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 3: Why did you say not his address?

938
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: No? Not not not the dress.

939
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 2: I thought he said not. Trust Literally, I was like.

940
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: Slipping, Well, no, I am, I am. I know that

941
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: I started watching Fierce Competition. That like gay a hockey show.

942
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 2: Okay, I thought heard this. He just meant that in general,

943
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 2: I've been watching Fierce Competition. You're like renaming watching basketball.

944
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 1: I used to I literally up until two days ago,

945
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 1: I did not give a fuck about man ass. I

946
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,320
Speaker 1: did not care about what an ass looked like. I

947
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: it did not cross my mind at all. I'm more

948
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: of like a chest and belly guy.

949
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, where is this going?

950
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 1: After watching Fierce Competition, I am here to say, I'm

951
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 1: an ask guy what the fu is that? I'm anna

952
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: ask guy feerce and oh and then I I.

953
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 2: What is this? Because I don't think like fierce competitor

954
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 2: Fierce Competition, Like, I'm so confused. Hello, is it called

955
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:57,320
Speaker 2: something else?

956
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 3: Dude? It doesn't exist the show to.

957
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 7: Heated rivalries, talk to the hands yours competitions.

958
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 2: That's a crazy freedom slip. Also because like you just

959
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:24,759
Speaker 2: thought of yours competitions, it's to show about gay guys.

960
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: But the asses, the hockey butts in that is it's

961
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: crazy and it's like full on like gay sex, like

962
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,439
Speaker 1: two dudes like banging each other and it's hot as fuck.

963
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: It's literally hot. Neither of them are my cup of

964
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: tea personally, but.

965
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 3: It's hot.

966
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:48,359
Speaker 1: And gay guys needed this. Yeah needed that, gay guy,

967
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: not I didn't need this.

968
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 2: You didn't say I needed this. You started it with

969
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 2: saying gay guys needed this.

970
00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:00,280
Speaker 1: Or that, Dimple simple, dimple poppit squizh.

971
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'll be watching that because it

972
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 2: is your.

973
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,839
Speaker 1: Worst nightmare, not because it's gay guys, but because it's

974
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 1: just men banging.

975
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I'm like, I don't think I want

976
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 2: to watch only men having a good time on I'm

977
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 2: down to watch gay guys, but like I need like

978
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,319
Speaker 2: a few girls in there too.

979
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 1: There's girls, okay, period, there's girl arcs, but like the

980
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 1: show like like this is going to ruffle some feathers,

981
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 1: but like it sucks, but like it is so fun

982
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: to watch, and it is, it is. It sucks, but

983
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 1: it's good. It's weird.

984
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 2: Well, it's kind of like that whole argument against oh

985
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:36,919
Speaker 2: my god, oh my god, I can't think of the word,

986
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 2: and this isn't the word I'm meaning to say, but

987
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 2: it's the one I'm finding at this moment. Subpar white

988
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:50,360
Speaker 2: people get to really succeed while being super subpar, and

989
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 2: then anybody who falls out of being like a white

990
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 2: straight person has to do the most. I'm like, yeah,

991
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 2: like gay guys have corny shows. Riverdale exists.

992
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: No, that's that's literally it. It's like not to compare it, but.

993
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:04,919
Speaker 2: It's also I haven't seen this ship.

994
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 1: It's also literally just like Challengers, except just two gay

995
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 1: guys they actually like hook up, but.

996
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:15,320
Speaker 3: It's like Challengers but it's just guys.

997
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, I mean like the soundtrack and like

998
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,399
Speaker 1: the way it's shot and everything it.

999
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 2: Is it like shot nice, like yeah.

1000
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like visually it's really pretty like actually, like

1001
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 1: there was a few times where I was like, whoa,

1002
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 1: this is like really cool, but it's just like but

1003
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: you're just sex. Like it's literally just sex. It's like

1004
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 1: a lot. It's literally all just gay sex.

1005
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 2: I mean most new media is just sex. Not to

1006
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 2: sound like an old but like it is most media

1007
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 2: for a lot of time, it's just been sex now

1008
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,840
Speaker 2: down and there's no like I don't even I'm not

1009
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 2: even anti sex, but it has to be like swag

1010
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 2: full sex. I want some sex that aspires me. It

1011
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 2: doesn't inspire, it inspires, okay, period. Off.

1012
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 1: There is some ship in there where it was like

1013
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,040
Speaker 1: you're selling.

1014
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 2: It, Like it's like is it like damn I might

1015
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 2: have to pee like watching this yes, oh.

1016
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: Period, And it's also like damn, I'm gonna have to

1017
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 1: try that out. Like and it's like it's like damn

1018
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 1: like way like two verse dudes, like this is awesome.

1019
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:19,320
Speaker 1: Oh wait really but like I'm not gonna.

1020
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 2: Spoil okay, okay, okay, okay.

1021
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,240
Speaker 1: But it's also like a slow Burn love show.

1022
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 2: Which hey guys turned straight by the end.

1023
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:29,839
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, okay, good. Yeah. No. My piece on it

1024
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:31,879
Speaker 1: is like it sucks, but gay guys needed a slow

1025
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,959
Speaker 1: burn romance, Like it's really cute. It is cute, and

1026
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: it is relatable. Like there's like a lot of parts

1027
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 1: where it's like, oh, I've literally been here and this

1028
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 1: is fucking traumatic, but in a good way. You feel seen.

1029
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,919
Speaker 1: So go go watch Heated Rivalries. If you haven't yet,

1030
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,320
Speaker 1: go watch Fierce Competition. Yes, Fierce Competition.

1031
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:56,760
Speaker 2: Watching the first episode of Fierce Competitions tonight, I can't.

1032
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 1: Think I even wrote Fierce Competition down.

1033
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 2: How did you remember what it was really called?

1034
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 1: Because I you kept saying it over and over again

1035
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's literally not what it's called.

1036
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Well, I don't think i've watched anything.

1037
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 1: I saw this really funny tweet about it where it

1038
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: was like gay guys watched fear Heated Rivalries and immediately

1039
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 1: went to the gym and started working on ass. Mind you,

1040
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 1: I hadn't seen that tweet yet, but that's the first

1041
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 1: fucking thing I did, was went and did leg day

1042
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 1: hip thrust RDLS. Like I went fucking hard. My ass

1043
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 1: is still sore from working nowt No, I really, like

1044
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 1: I really want a BBL, Like I'm not even kidding.

1045
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 1: Would you actually get a be No? No, hell no.

1046
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,919
Speaker 2: But if there was a world where you could get one,

1047
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 2: nobody would know and it'd be like supernatural. Yes, absolutely, Okay,

1048
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 2: so you would get a BBL. Yeah, But like I said,

1049
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 2: an answering no to the BBL, you should say yes,

1050
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,800
Speaker 2: I would get a b b Actually.

1051
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 1: There's a different station. There's different stipulations, like there's like

1052
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 1: a healing period. But if no one would know, no

1053
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: one would know I was healing, because that's when most

1054
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: people find out.

1055
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 2: But personally, I just don't even think if nobody knew,

1056
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:15,919
Speaker 2: I would never get it mmmmm. And it really has

1057
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 2: less to do with anything other than the fact that

1058
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 2: my OCD has really convinced me that I have bad

1059
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 2: luck with anything cosmatology wise, because when I was eighteen,

1060
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:30,320
Speaker 2: I got the most fuck ass extensions I've ever gotten

1061
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 2: in my life.

1062
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 1: Another satisfied customer insert that literally what I look like.

1063
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,239
Speaker 2: I have to find it because I have smiled.

1064
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,399
Speaker 1: I want to go as that for Halloween next year.

1065
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 1: Drew syop. Imagine you're getting kidnapped and you have a

1066
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 1: stuffy nose and they tape your mouth. You're dad bitch.

1067
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: That's all I got. But I do have Drew's stand up.

1068
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, yeah, you're in a weird mental space. No.

1069
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,720
Speaker 1: I did it at five a m. In the airport

1070
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,799
Speaker 1: before I boarded my plane home. I haven't read them since.

1071
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:09,319
Speaker 2: Okay, so you were on a good one. This was

1072
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 2: before your life fell apart.

1073
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,320
Speaker 1: No, these are bad. I can't even I can't.

1074
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 3: Even do it.

1075
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 1: I can't do them. I really can't even do it.

1076
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 1: Can I do it?

1077
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 2: Okay?

1078
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:28,839
Speaker 1: I might actually have to run out?

1079
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 2: What me? Okay? Is it clocking to you? Why would

1080
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 2: Justin Bieber be a clock?

1081
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 3: Oh?

1082
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,359
Speaker 2: Tsa pre check more like t s a pre come

1083
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 2: because you get to come to the kick faster.

1084
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:01,799
Speaker 1: That's good. That was really that was good. Wait, let

1085
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 1: me read that.

1086
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 2: That was on the back of a lappy daffy.

1087
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 1: Let me read that like, oh, my god, if.

1088
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 2: Mister I would never give a good idea to that

1089
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 2: fucking monster.

1090
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 1: I was judge, oh when I was on that impromptu

1091
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 1: tap out front of the d M B dm V.

1092
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 1: It was a d m V day. It was really cute.

1093
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:23,319
Speaker 1: You also try it sometime. I was saying, how I

1094
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 1: think Pedro Pascal and mister b share the same evil.

1095
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: There's there's an evil brewing you both that I don't

1096
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: agree with that.

1097
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 3: I don't get the same vibe from Bedroom Bscal's watch guys.

1098
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 1: Maybe not now, maybe not in five years.

1099
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 2: And maybe not ever.

1100
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:45,040
Speaker 1: Road trips are so funny? Why would I want to

1101
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 1: do LSD and Haley Babar skincare routine at the same

1102
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 1: time like road beauty trip?

1103
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:02,800
Speaker 2: Wait you say again, because I don't really think I understand.

1104
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 1: Road trips are so funny? Why would I want to

1105
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 1: do LSD in Haley Peeper's skincare brand routine at the

1106
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:13,879
Speaker 1: same time like road Beauty road trip?

1107
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 2: You know I get it after the second read? Are

1108
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 2: you still here?

1109
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:21,920
Speaker 1: I can't even do these, dude, They're like really bad.

1110
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: I like they're bad. Chanel number five more like Channel five?

1111
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:32,920
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Channel five more? Like Chanel five.

1112
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 1: That one's just not it's literally not even funny, like

1113
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 1: mont Blanc pins are so expensive. Hope they write the checks.

1114
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 3: That one's pretty good.

1115
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 1: Okay, this one's like actually really dark. I'm not reading it.

1116
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 1: That's that's it true? Stand up.

1117
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 2: Wow, that was the MOMT block was good. I wish

1118
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 2: you said that with more confidence, would have landed pre

1119
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 2: com was good. You would have landed that pre com

1120
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 2: was really good.

1121
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 1: TSA pre check more like TSA pre come because you

1122
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 1: get to come to the gate faster.

1123
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 2: There you go, there you can go.

1124
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 1: Wait you did not? You didn't think is it clocking

1125
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 1: to you? I would justin blocks my favorite? You don't

1126
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 1: think that's funny? It is funny?

1127
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 2: Good? What does it mean though?

1128
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 1: Like I don't know what made you.

1129
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 2: Start that, because like something had to have triggered your

1130
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 2: thought to make you know.

1131
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 1: When I get into like Drew stand up flow stage

1132
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 1: like it flows out of me, Like when I get

1133
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 1: to writing, like it comes out of me on like

1134
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: anything you've ever seen before. It's actually special.

1135
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 2: In mind you the two instances in this episode we've

1136
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 2: had of your writing have been complete psychobabble of a

1137
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 2: person going down like someone.

1138
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 3: Someone will think the Mandel brought fractal of pain is

1139
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 3: really good and I feel.

1140
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 2: That are you saying, what did you say.

1141
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 3: Fractal mandel brought fact fractal?

1142
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all can't say it. That's just not real.

1143
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 1: It is. It is. It's infinite.

1144
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 2: Neither of you can repeat it more than once.

1145
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,880
Speaker 1: And it sounds brought factor.

1146
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 3: Mandel brought fractal. I it.

1147
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 1: Sounds like you have a like a speech impediment when

1148
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 1: you say it fractal. You know what I'm saying, fractal.

1149
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, doesn't sound like a speech impediment when it came

1150
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 2: out of my mouth.

1151
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 1: No, No, it does. Someone knows what I'm saying, fractal.

1152
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 1: I hear it like blindel fractal.

1153
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 2: I mean, let me not be the person pointing out

1154
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 2: not being able to pronounce it because I'm so bad

1155
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 2: at pronouncing shit out loud. It's actually awesome. I was

1156
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 2: reading to my siblings and I just had such an

1157
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 2: awesome moment of being like, Wow, I really would be

1158
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 2: a good PA because anytime I couldn't read a word

1159
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 2: out of the book because I was reading, did I

1160
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:08,120
Speaker 2: say what I was reading? I was reading that book?

1161
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:11,959
Speaker 2: How to how to stand up to a dictator, which

1162
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 2: is insane that my siblings let me read that to them.

1163
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 2: And there were a lot of words in that book

1164
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 2: I had never said out loud, and I would be

1165
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 2: reading to them and not know something and look it

1166
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,920
Speaker 2: up with them and look up the definition. And I

1167
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 2: never made a fuss about not being able to pronounce things.

1168
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:31,520
Speaker 2: And I didn't make fun of myself or anything, because

1169
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 2: I didn't want them to think that at any age,

1170
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 2: you should be embarrassed. I'm not being able to pay.

1171
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 1: That's a beautiful thing.

1172
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:42,200
Speaker 2: Actually, I think I might be the best person on

1173
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:45,560
Speaker 2: the planet. Yes, And I am not kidding, and I

1174
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 2: am not kidding. I think that.

1175
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 1: And I if everyone was like any of the world

1176
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 1: would be.

1177
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 2: A it would be a place.

1178
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 1: It would like, it would be a place, my fucking.

1179
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:56,160
Speaker 2: God, damn, it would.

1180
01:00:55,960 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 1: Be a place the world was like it would be awesome. Yeah,

1181
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 1: we would be like literally.

1182
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 2: One of us, who are you picking the world?

1183
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: His boyfriend, So it's like he's gonna.

1184
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 2: But you're his boyfriend of like what seven years?

1185
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:13,120
Speaker 3: Boyfriend.

1186
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 1: I would never call him that.

1187
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you guys literally technically never claimed me.

1188
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:25,160
Speaker 3: But let me think about this. Okay, I think the

1189
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 3: world best world. I think it's because it's perfect. The

1190
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:37,400
Speaker 3: boy of the screen say yes, sir, yes, sir.

1191
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 2: Oh wow, we're good. Wicked for Good was so good.

1192
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 2: I loved Wicked for Good because I knew you. Because

1193
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 2: I knew you, I have.

1194
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:03,960
Speaker 1: Adam Marvel turned upside down, Wicked Witch, We said Marvel,

1195
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:04,920
Speaker 1: Madam Marvel.

1196
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 2: I actually, I'm not kidding. I don't know anyone's name

1197
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 2: in the movie. Madam Wicked Witch and Glinda Glinda Glinda.

1198
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 1: Madam Marvel, Wicked Witch.

1199
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 2: Madam Marvel turned around Wicked.

1200
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:26,959
Speaker 1: We are like unky, like this is three weeks ago.

1201
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 2: Now, it's amazing. Are you kidding me? She and listen,

1202
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 2: she look at how many fucking clips of her doing that?

1203
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 2: You think that happened over the span of one week.

1204
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 2: She's been working on this and been tracing this out

1205
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 2: for a time. It's finally coming totition. Yeah, and I

1206
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 2: saw to it always.

1207
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 1: Come to really frutitious. But I saw this like sketch,

1208
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:51,800
Speaker 1: this girl that I wish I could like give her

1209
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 1: credit because it was so funny. But it was like

1210
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 1: the first person that like said Madam Marvel, Wicked Witch

1211
01:02:57,360 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 1: to her Michelle yo, and then Michelle ends up killing her. Said,

1212
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 1: what did you say? I know, it's just like a

1213
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:06,280
Speaker 1: funny thing I thought of, Madam Marble thrown it outside.

1214
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:08,720
Speaker 1: Now Wicked, which what did you say? And then she

1215
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:11,440
Speaker 1: pulls out a gun and kills her and takes it

1216
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 1: and goes under breast to it.

1217
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 2: Dude, I love Wicked. I love Wicked. I love Wicked.

1218
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:22,880
Speaker 2: Makes me so happy. The second movie made me really sad.

1219
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:27,520
Speaker 2: I think a lot of the commentary on not only

1220
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:32,040
Speaker 2: the movie and the people in it is a whole

1221
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 2: budget of hooplaw. And you're dancing around the point of

1222
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 2: the movie, which is builds fucking community. Baby, Like, literally

1223
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:45,320
Speaker 2: that movie is the thing. I think that movie is

1224
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 2: literally Bible Bible.

1225
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 1: I went down Bible. I went down the Judy Garland

1226
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:55,440
Speaker 1: rabbit hole, which is shocking as a twenty seven year

1227
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,680
Speaker 1: old gay man that I'm just now going down this

1228
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:00,840
Speaker 1: rabbit hole. She is so fucked in fears like she

1229
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:07,960
Speaker 1: is cint like definition of Kurt Underdog story. Like the

1230
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:11,200
Speaker 1: way they treated her on that goddamn set is horrifying.

1231
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:13,440
Speaker 1: Her mom got her addicted to fucking pills at the

1232
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:17,959
Speaker 1: age of like nine or some shit like that, which

1233
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 1: is eventually what she died from is the same fucking

1234
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:23,440
Speaker 1: pill her mom got her addicted to. It' isn't that dark?

1235
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:27,000
Speaker 1: But like throughout her whole career she was just like

1236
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:28,560
Speaker 1: she was kind of like Britney.

1237
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 2: Spears, that's mama. It's actually so shocked up. Like, how

1238
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 2: many of these iconic faces we've seen our whole life

1239
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 2: have the scariest.

1240
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,920
Speaker 1: Upbringing well tortured souls.

1241
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, tortured souls, but the best entertainers are around. Wow,

1242
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 2: who would have thought, all right, that is really sad.

1243
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,280
Speaker 2: I don't actually know that much about her.

1244
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,479
Speaker 1: Y'all should look into her because she is really cool.

1245
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:03,560
Speaker 2: I know a bit more about Liza, but all of

1246
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:09,120
Speaker 2: my knowledge about Liza is because she was She's always

1247
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 2: really fucked with the Muppets.

1248
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:15,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, you're autistic.

1249
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:18,200
Speaker 2: I love the Muppets.

1250
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:22,280
Speaker 1: I know. Did you get anything? What do you mean

1251
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:23,800
Speaker 1: from the sample cell?

1252
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 2: Oh?

1253
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 1: No, yeah, it was like when I looked, it was

1254
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:28,320
Speaker 1: like forty eight dollars.

1255
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 2: I watched the chairs vanish, like literally, like I think

1256
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:39,040
Speaker 2: there was a seventieth anniversary for the Jim Henson Company, like,

1257
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:44,600
Speaker 2: and they had chairs from the muppets from Space movie,

1258
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:45,840
Speaker 2: and I wanted them.

1259
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:49,040
Speaker 1: So all of the dark crystal shit. I looked when

1260
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:52,320
Speaker 1: I was in the airport and it was like twenty

1261
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 1: thousand dollars and I was like, oh, I'll never be

1262
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:56,440
Speaker 1: able to afford this. And then I looked again and

1263
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 1: it was like ninety two thousand dollars and I was like, oh, okay,

1264
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:03,480
Speaker 1: like really what, like what And it's like piece of shit,

1265
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:08,400
Speaker 1: little fucking like dog water, Like it's literally bullshit.

1266
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,360
Speaker 2: I'm kidding me, like, piece of shit.

1267
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:13,680
Speaker 1: I don't want that ship. Yeah, I have fun with

1268
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 1: that piece of ship. I never wanted that in the

1269
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:16,320
Speaker 1: first place.

1270
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,880
Speaker 2: But yeah, I didn't get a single thing from the auction.

1271
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,840
Speaker 2: And I literally just watched. I think my sister was

1272
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:24,640
Speaker 2: with me. No, Rain was with me, So my sister

1273
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:27,040
Speaker 2: was with me. Me and Rain were together, and I

1274
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:29,720
Speaker 2: was telling her about it, and then I pulled it

1275
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:33,120
Speaker 2: up and she literally watched the bid for the chairs

1276
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,880
Speaker 2: jump up immediately to five thousand, and she just goes.

1277
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:40,080
Speaker 2: She just like mad that sound at me, and I

1278
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:43,640
Speaker 2: just locked my screen, kept eating. Then I kept getting

1279
01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:46,360
Speaker 2: texts about all the other things I wanted, and yeah, whatever,

1280
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:48,080
Speaker 2: it's fine. I don't need any of that stuff.

1281
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:51,640
Speaker 1: Christmas is around the corner.

1282
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:54,520
Speaker 2: Christmas time, is he.

1283
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,560
Speaker 1: Okay, Christmas is around the corner.

1284
01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,800
Speaker 3: I know, I'm excited. I love getting gifts.

1285
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:02,520
Speaker 2: You love getting gifts?

1286
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:04,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love getting gifts.

1287
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:08,920
Speaker 1: That's that's honestly the really ship anyone's ever said, I

1288
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,400
Speaker 1: actually hate getting gifts on ironically, I think it's evil.

1289
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:16,840
Speaker 3: Kaih Sorry, I kicked something with my foot that's very cold,

1290
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:21,640
Speaker 3: and I was mentioning before that to get me. You're

1291
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:23,880
Speaker 3: it's very drafty in this house and my feet tend

1292
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:26,880
Speaker 3: to get cold, and so maybe some slippers would be nice,

1293
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:28,960
Speaker 3: and I would like to. I would like to be

1294
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:34,200
Speaker 3: surprised by what type of slippers they are I want,

1295
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:37,440
Speaker 3: And what would be really surprising is if they're expensive.

1296
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,560
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, So if you.

1297
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:46,240
Speaker 2: Worked, say, uh, I don't know, like a soop or something,

1298
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:48,160
Speaker 2: would you ever go in there and go to your

1299
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:50,840
Speaker 2: managers and just start talking about how you really want

1300
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:53,880
Speaker 2: a pair of slippers or like.

1301
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:58,560
Speaker 3: I would, Yeah, because it's important.

1302
01:07:59,200 --> 01:07:59,960
Speaker 1: Wait is it gift?

1303
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:05,280
Speaker 3: What cardboard? Is it?

1304
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:12,080
Speaker 1: Giving fierce rivalries or the rivalries I did.

1305
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:13,280
Speaker 7: Rivalry?

1306
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:14,200
Speaker 3: Okay?

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01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:16,120
Speaker 1: I need to I literally can't do this anymore.

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01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:19,960
Speaker 2: My media of the week is, oh my god, I

1309
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:20,519
Speaker 2: found this.

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01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:25,040
Speaker 1: Mine is that Okay Lou album.

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01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:27,759
Speaker 2: Minus Summersoft by Stevie Wonder, Can't Live Without You, Charlie Wilson,

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01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:33,120
Speaker 2: reach out for me, Bert Bocca Rock and the World

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01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:34,559
Speaker 2: is Yours, Air Jojo.

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01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:40,360
Speaker 3: And my media is I met a new friend. He's

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01:08:40,439 --> 01:08:43,719
Speaker 3: a cole from The Wallows and I met him last

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01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:46,160
Speaker 3: week and he's really cool and funny. So that's my media.

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01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:47,760
Speaker 3: It's dming with him.

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01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:50,280
Speaker 1: So when I was on my date, I was talking

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01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:53,599
Speaker 1: about how the d D M V date, when I

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01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:59,040
Speaker 1: was talking about how like election cycle, bad media be produced,

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01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:02,400
Speaker 1: but three years after election cycle, good media produced.

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01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:04,519
Speaker 3: That's true.

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01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:13,320
Speaker 2: Well, okay, I think you're both incredibly Yeah, thank you

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Speaker 2: guys so much for listening, Thank you for tuning in.

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Speaker 1: M hmmm