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Speaker 1: We are about to go to war with the aliens.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show. I don't know if it sounds fun,

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Speaker 1: toy or scary, but to teach their own it does

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Speaker 1: sound kind of fun. Well, I guess you're right. Aliens

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Speaker 1: don't want to hurt us. The reason that aliens would

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Speaker 1: go to war with us is because whenever they come

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Speaker 1: try to make contact, we're always shooting at him. Eventually,

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Speaker 1: they're going to get annoyed. You know. It's like at

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Speaker 1: some point they're gonna lose their patience. It's like they

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Speaker 1: released this footage of an from a Navy ship in

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Speaker 1: San Diego of a UFO, and you can see it

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Speaker 1: on our Instagram. If you would like to at the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show, you can follow all of us individually, by

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Speaker 1: the way, before the aliens come down and wipe us

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Speaker 1: all off the planet. I met Jewel Fresh Evan on

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Speaker 1: the radio, but recently sixty Minutes did an interview with

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Speaker 1: Marco Rubio. I don't know politics. I think he was

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Speaker 1: a senator or could be a senator. He works in Washington,

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Speaker 1: DC and has talked a bunch. I think at one

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Speaker 1: point he might have been wanting to run for president. Senator.

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Speaker 1: He's a senator. There we go. He's I say, senator, guys,

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Speaker 1: thank you idiots from Florida. Marco Oh, I knew that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you said it, Marco Rubio, the senator from Florida. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: he's headed up this thing in Washington where they're trying

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Speaker 1: to get things in place to protect ourselves from the aliens.

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Speaker 1: And he did an interview on sixty minutes saying that

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Speaker 1: it's a real thing and we should be scared. Facebook,

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Speaker 1: that's just propaganda, propaganda. What would be scared? I literally

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Speaker 1: don't understand. We should not be scared, you guys, but

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Speaker 1: shot want to be scared. If there's one person you

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Speaker 1: should listen to, it's probably a guy from the White House, Right,

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Speaker 1: you're probably not definitely not. Oh they're gonna lie to you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that we have anything to be scared about.

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Speaker 1: I think the only thing aliens want to do is

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Speaker 1: help us. Yeah, this is what I think. All right.

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Speaker 1: If you notice we're sending more stuff to space. Elon

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Speaker 1: Musk is sending stuff to space every five minutes. He's

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Speaker 1: a private company, right, he is a private company. Don't

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Speaker 1: get me started on private company companies going to space.

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Speaker 1: We don't have time from our theories on that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and there's gonna be war on Earth based on the

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Speaker 1: Moon anyway. Okay, I know it sounds I believe in it,

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Speaker 1: but I think that aliens are coming to make contact now,

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Speaker 1: and the government knows that they're gonna make contact, and

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Speaker 1: that's why they've been releasing all this stuff to kind

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Speaker 1: of prep us for it, right, to soften the blow,

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Speaker 1: right to soften the blow from the aliens. And the

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Speaker 1: reason that the aliens are coming here and are making

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Speaker 1: contact with us more is because we're going to space.

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Speaker 1: And I think the aliens. I don't know any aliens personally.

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Speaker 1: You don't not that I know. Well, I did meditate

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Speaker 1: one time and think I talked to an alien. Now

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Speaker 1: I sound like I'm really high time. But I think

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Speaker 1: that the aliens are worried because we're starting to go

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Speaker 1: to space more and they're like these guys are cavemen

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Speaker 1: and they're they don't know, like because I think they

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Speaker 1: come in peace, right, But I think we're like humans

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Speaker 1: are so new that we're still in the frame of

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Speaker 1: mind like if we don't know what something is, we've

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Speaker 1: got to crush it and kill it somewhere. They're like, hey,

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Speaker 1: don't come too Space. It's like, um, okay, you know,

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Speaker 1: you throw a party, right Space is a big party

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Speaker 1: right now. Okay, I'm just going to Space is a

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Speaker 1: big house party right now, right where everybody knows each other,

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Speaker 1: everybody's cool, everybody's fine, they're having fun, right But then

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Speaker 1: you get a text that says that that one dude's

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Speaker 1: about to come over, the idiot that always gets drunk

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Speaker 1: and wants to fight everybody. And you're like, man, look, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can come to Space and party with us, but

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Speaker 1: you can't drink whiskey, because every time you drink whiskey,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna want to fight. So you come up here,

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Speaker 1: but you gotta be cool, all right. You gotta be

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Speaker 1: cool because they know we're gonna be the house guest

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Speaker 1: that comes in and just starts smashing up everything. They

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Speaker 1: don't want war, but the White House is saying that

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Speaker 1: they do, apparently, but I think that they're just like

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Speaker 1: coming here to be like, Look, it's cool if you

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Speaker 1: guys go to Space, all right, but you gotta act right.

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Speaker 1: Don't drink tequila, yeah, and definitely don't drink gold schlogger.

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Speaker 1: They don't want the human race to be walking around

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Speaker 1: space like I have drank gold. Oh my god, in

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Speaker 1: my tummy, I drank gold flags. Do you think I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna poop out gold? Oh my god, I'm gonna text

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Speaker 1: my eggs text in four one six one. You can

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Speaker 1: see the video, like I said on our Instagram, going

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Speaker 1: at the Jewels Show. You can follow each of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dreas, I'm at

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio and text in four one o

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Speaker 1: six one. Do you think the aliens are about to

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Speaker 1: make contact and do you think that they're gonna be

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Speaker 1: nice or do you think they want to fight us