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Speaker 1: this is stupid Internet question. It's America's favorite new game

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Speaker 1: show where we ask you the question that everybody's wondering

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Speaker 1: I'm Henry Winkler Chicken thighs and what is today's a

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet question? What is it? I'm glad you asked.

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Speaker 1: Today's stupid Internet question? Is this? Who was the last

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Speaker 1: person to piss you off? And why? Oh? Let's hear

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Speaker 1: from the host first. Okay, last person you off would

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Speaker 1: be you. Let's just go to a minute. Okay. So

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Speaker 1: I have a friend. His dog accidentally swallowed a tennis ball,

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Speaker 1: and I do how he fallowed the whole tennis ball.

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Speaker 1: That's not why I was mad. We brought the dog

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Speaker 1: to the vet and they're like, yeah, your dog definitely

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Speaker 1: needs a surgery, but we need you to pay all

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Speaker 1: of this money first. It was a lot of money,

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Speaker 1: and it's like we can't do the surgery unless you

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Speaker 1: give us some money. And I'm like, you are a vet.

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Speaker 1: This dog is dying right now, like when you were

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Speaker 1: a kid, and you were like, when I grow up,

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Speaker 1: I want to help animals. And they literally were like,

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Speaker 1: we can't help you. They sat the dog away. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, yes, our healthcare, we don't pay for it

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Speaker 1: up front. Yeah. I saw allow the ball last week

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Speaker 1: and they got me in an outright away. I tell

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Speaker 1: six one. That was the last person I was angry at.

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Speaker 1: It was like fun anger you know, um and eight

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. It's stupid internet questions. Who was

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Speaker 1: the last person to piss you off? And why you

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Speaker 1: sign you? Well? I was firston that I got pissed

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Speaker 1: off at. Was my mom. This two cane went to

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Speaker 1: a bachelorette party and for her best friend, and she decided,

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Speaker 1: my mom mom has to be the center of attention.

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Speaker 1: I had to talk with her before it all started,

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Speaker 1: and she of course did not listen, and she brought

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Speaker 1: up old drama and made it a big ordeal. So

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Speaker 1: here I was outside of a club talking to fifty

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Speaker 1: year old Mills, giving them life less sense about whatever

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Speaker 1: their drama was and trying to fix their issue, and

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Speaker 1: it was just it was just really annoyed. I mean, dang,

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Speaker 1: who's a parent, who's a child? Thank you for calling him.

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Speaker 1: The last person to piss me off, this was Christian

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Speaker 1: was a man named Timothy with last name I started

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Speaker 1: with M. I can't remember his last name, but he

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Speaker 1: was working at Gate thirty two at San Jose Airport

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Speaker 1: on Sunday afternoon and he was rude to me. And

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Speaker 1: I had just ran from one end of the airport

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Speaker 1: to the other. I was drenched and sweat I didn't

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Speaker 1: have time to stop and get anything to drink or eat.

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Speaker 1: And I'm getting on with Abby and he tells me

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Speaker 1: that I don't have the correct documents for Abby to

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Speaker 1: fly with me. And I'm like, well, you might want

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Speaker 1: to call your co worker down here, who I just

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Speaker 1: talked to at the desk for the last fifteen minutes,

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Speaker 1: who gave me the okay because she sent me down here.

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Speaker 1: I'm sweaty, I'm not going all the way back. Also

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Speaker 1: to be in the middle between people I don't know,

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Speaker 1: which is not going to happen. So, yeah, Timothy, you

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Speaker 1: know they don't care, Timothy, They did not He doesn't care.

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Speaker 1: But it was a power trip. So I think Timothy

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Speaker 1: Air where he does care walking. I was like, man,

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Speaker 1: I can't can't work here anymore. Affecting me too much?

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Speaker 1: Stupid internet question is who was the last person to

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Speaker 1: piss you off? And why? Marlena? Yes, hello there, Who

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Speaker 1: was the last person to piss you off? And why?

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Speaker 1: So do you my best friend Daisy? This is a

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Speaker 1: couple of years ago. Weak and Hauna to Washington, d C.

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Speaker 1: Another very how do you feely person? He spent like

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Speaker 1: two weeks together and it was starting to get on

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Speaker 1: my nerves how close we were. And were you taking

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Speaker 1: that trip into the city to buy some stuff and

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Speaker 1: I'm bought some twelve there are you? Okay? Yeah, she's

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Speaker 1: picked Okay, it sounds like you're still shaking from being pissed,

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Speaker 1: I do this for a living. I've done it for

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Speaker 1: a long time. So you are good, Marlena. So what

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Speaker 1: happened with your friend girl? Well, we were writing the

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Speaker 1: train back and I thought she was reaching for my

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Speaker 1: toilet paper, and I kind of freaked on her and

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Speaker 1: I started beating her with the toilet paper and I

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Speaker 1: told her to back off, and then she she blinked

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Speaker 1: me that she wasn't reaching for my toilet paper. I

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Speaker 1: forgot how she said she was trying to do it,

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Speaker 1: but she wasn't reaching for my toilet paper. And we

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Speaker 1: calmed down, talked about it, laughed, and we still laugh

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Speaker 1: about it to this day. Thank you for you have

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Speaker 1: patience like a saint, because you haven't been pissed for

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Speaker 1: a few years. I know, and well it probably because

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Speaker 1: you beat somebody with toilet paper, and if you do that,

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Speaker 1: you're like, I'm not getting mad for a little while.

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Speaker 1: That was just beat my frimit smilet paper. The last

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Speaker 1: person that I was pissed out was a person who

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Speaker 1: quit who was our personal assistant because we need Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I haven't been pissed since then. What yeah, quit meetings?

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Speaker 1: Never forget. Oh my gosh, you guys are like I

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Speaker 1: got pissed like a year ago. I'm pissed every other day,

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Speaker 1: every hour. I'm gonna get pissed in five minutes. I

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Speaker 1: think all of us probably should just get pissed right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm pissed that Stupid Internet Questions is over for the day.

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Speaker 1: I don't worry, though. We'll do it again at same

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Speaker 1: time tomorrow. That was Stupid Internet Questions, America's most exciting

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Speaker 1: new game show, where we ask you the question that

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Speaker 1: everybody's asking on the dot com. Join us tomorrow, same

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Speaker 1: time when we play another exciting round of stupid Internet

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Speaker 1: question just ba in front of you guys right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh good for it. Oh now I'm not pissed anymore.

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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand